Alright, /co/! Commissioner Loeb wants YOU to track down the Batman. Round up the usual suspects.
>>87130915
What ever happened to batboy?
>>87130929
Found him! He was loitering outside a convinience store with his buddy, The Joker harrasing the passerbys.
>>87134365
Why isn't Batman raping the joker?
>>87133206
He's come so far. I'm proud.
Clark Kent
>muscular body-type and similar height to Batman yet acts like a total dweeb, which seems suspicious
>been known to interact with Lex Luthor, which is most likely how he gets all that equipment
>appears only at night which means he has a day job
>active in Metropolis, so no one could suspect he's moonlighting as Batman in Gotham
I believe
>>87130915
>>87134365
I'll call them in
>>87130915
Commish, I know this sounds crazy but...
>>87130915
Just collect semen samples from Joker's rectum and start investigation from there
>>87130915
Bat Boy used to scare the SHIT out of me as a kid whenever I saw a Weekly World News in the grocery store. He's still a little unnerving to look at, tbqh.
Sir, I think we got him
>>87136022
Fuck me too