>Silver Surfer >is silver >is a surfer Why can't

Because not everyone is a simpleton like you.

>>87104842
>Deadman
>Is dead
>Is a man
Life is good.

>>87104842
Uh
>Superman
>Batman
>Spiderman
>Ironman
>Aquaman
>Green Goblin
>The Human Torch
The list goes on.

>Dr. Light
>Doesn't create Mega Man

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>>87104842
>Human Torch
>Is human
>Is a torch

>The Thing
>Is a thing

>Mr. Fantastic
>Is a mister
>Is fantastic

>Invisible Woman
>Is invisible
>Is a woman

Best team in comics, desu

>>87105034
>Superman
I'll grant you that one
>Batman
Not a bat
>Spiderman
Not a spider
>Ironman
He isn't Iron and his suit isn't made out of Iron. Nor does he Iron shirts.
>Aquaman
Not made of water nor does he have water manipulation powers.
>Green Goblin
Okay you got me.
>The Human Torch
Yep

>>87105034
>Batman
>A man
>Not a bat
>Spider-man
>A man
>not a spider
>Aquaman
>Is a man
>Only 65% aqua
Get this convoluted shit out of here.

>>87104842
Is Silver Surfer actually made of silver, or is he just silver-colored?

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>Commander Peepers
>Was a commander

>>87105612
Idk he's got Power Cosmic
He could make entire planets silver if wanted.

>>87105114
>>87105174
>being okay with Superman

That's the worst one, he isn't a man at all, he's an alien.

>>87105091
>The thing
>is a thing
>isn't a The
Nice try

>>87105086
Kek

>>87104842
Are we ever going to get a good Silver Surfer comic again?

>>87105034
>Superman
>Not actually human
>Batman
>In no way is like a Bat
>Spiderman
>Actually a teen
>Ironman
>Not made of Iron
>Aquaman
>Not made of Aqua
>Green Goblin
>Not actually a Goblin
>Human Torch
>is actually a robot

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>"Morbius the Living Vampire"
>is actually named Morbius
>is actually living
>is actually a vampire

KINO

>>87105114
He's a half! There are thirty-nine and a half spiders in your brain!

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>Eggman
>is a walrus
Good goddam' job.

>Animal Man.
> is an animal
> also a man
Pottery.

>>87106429
Hang on, aren't vampires dead?

>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>Teenagers
>Mutants
>Not Ninjas
>Turtles

>3/4

Do we give them a pass /co/?

>>87106539

Michael Morbius got his vampiric abilities through science shit instead of traditional Dracula style undead magic

that's why he's "the Living Vampire"

he didn't die

>Green Arrow
>

>>87105034
>The Human Torch
He's not even human though!

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>>87106592
>Arrow
>doesn't point you in the right direction

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>Super King
>is a king
>is super
>is also a robot

>>87105114
>Aquaman
>nor does he have water manipulation powers

Except in all the numerous instances where he does.

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>Black Panther
>he's a black human
>he's not even a cat

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We might not be able to save the world, but you can be damn sure we will

>#AVENGE™ IT

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>>87106322
>Actually a teen

>>87105114
>Nor does he Iron shirts.

my sides

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>Cyclops
>he has two eyes

>>87106697
>Earth X is the only time Black Panther is a literal black panther
Seriously, what gives?

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>>87106591
What's next, living skeletons?!

Is he really a surfer without any water? Isn't he just the Silver Flier?

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>>87106986

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>>87105627
Jeepers creepers!

>Lord Hater
>Lord of the planets he conquers
>Is a Hater

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>>87106592
Clever girl

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>Black Bolt
>Isn't Black
>Has no electric powers

>>87105612
Just silver colored. The material is called "galactic glaze" on occasion.

>>87106429
>KINO
actually it'd be manga since it's not a film.

>>87104922
is a ghost really a man?

>>87106141
he is the only thing

>The Flash
>Doesn't flash people

>Aquaman
Has not been fully human for over 50 years (when exactly did he become half atlantien)
Then again an atlantien is a type of human.

>american kaiju
>is american
>is a kaiju

>>87108217
I think the German or French name for comics would work better

>>87106591
That doesn't sound like an actual vampire to me.

>>87105708
Go to bed Lex

>>87108732
What do you think of dc vampires who are planet hopping aliens

>>87108193

>galactic glaze

Literally what I'm going to call my cum from now on.

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>>87106141

>>87106322
>>87106741
Spiderboy upgrade.

>reverse flash
>isnt slow
this is why CW is shit

>>87105708
he's male one of the only 2 genders

>>87111301
One of the only 2 human genders
Also one of the only 2 kryptonian genders.
Im sure there are a few planets out there with a dominate species with 3 genders.

>>87111301
>calling xeno scum human
FUCKING LIBERALS REEEEEE
YOU WILL BURN DURING THE DAY OF THE EMPEROR

>>87108871
Great, now the image of Galactus hotgluing planets and being all weird about it is stuck in my mind

>>87105708
Fuck you Batman, it's the same thing.

>>87111680
Truly, Galactus is one of us

>>87104842
>Can't it
> Can not it
Can we talk about why this correct English makes no sense

>>87113139
Fuck now im gonna see it everywhere.

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>Ghost Rider
>Is a skeleton

nice job you hack frauds

>>87106697
>Black Manta
>is black
>isn't a manta
What did he mean by this?

>two face
>is half and half = one face

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>the penguin
>just some rich manlet
>catwoman
>not a cat
>red hood
>wears a helmet

>The joker
>Hasn't told a single joke since the 90s

>>87114042
Actually, it's okay. If it was "Two Faces", then it would be illogical, but it's "Face". But that face is not shaped like 2.

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>Rattrap
>Is a rat
>Not a crossdresser

so close

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>Frank Castle
>Not an honest medieval building

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>Sinestro
>is sinister
>is also left handed

I can't believe it.

>>87107798
>Has no electric powers
but that's wrong.

>>87113924
Anon, the ta got added as a lost in translation kind of deal.

He originally called him "Black Man" but nobody thought anyone could possibly call themself a black man so they figured he was saying Black Manta.

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>>87113924
That actually was the case for a while in the 90's.

>Silk Spectre
> Not made of silk
> Not a spectre

> Nite Owl
> Not at owl
> What the fuck is a nite

>Dr. Manhattan
>Lab Technician
>Not a borough in New York City

> Rorschach
> Not a Swiss Psychiatrist

> The Comedian
> Doesn't make anyone laugh

Why is Alan Moore a hack?

>>87114770
Brilliant.

>Ms. Marvel
>That's not her name
>Green Lantern
>Not a green lantern
>Plutonian
>Not from pluto

>>87107354
space counts as the sea

>>87106630
>has all the powers of a king
>and the powers of superman

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>>87111260

>>87107489
Bliztken, is that you?

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>>87115119
>Plutonian
He's named after the god, not the planet-thing. Because he rules over hell.

> Plutonian
> Not a dog

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>>87115119
>>Green Lantern
>>Not a green lantern

U wot

>Ant-Man
>isn't an ant

>>87111388
> 3 genders
But child rearing already has 3 genders anon. Man, woman and cuck

>>87106544

>Not Ninjas

How are they not?

Also

>Heroes

>>87117092
>StarHeart
>isn't a Star
>isn't a heart
>actually just a fucking ring
tbqh quite disappointed in Alan, glad the New 52 made him gay. Fucker literally carried the single biggest lie ever made.

>>87118097
It's called the Starheart because the magic was locked in the heart of a star you donut, it's not Alans codename.

>The Atom
>actually has about 7'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 atoms

>Arm Fall Off Man
>is a man
>his arm falls off
flawless

>King Shark
>doesn't have a kingdom