> tfw you have a healing factor but it can't heal

>>87089607
I'm pretty sure it can heal his cardiac tissue

>>87089619

can it heal the blues?

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>>87089607

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>>87089607
jean just keeps stealing his man.

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>tfw you want to drink away your problems but your healing factor liver metabolizes booze before you can forget

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>>87089654
Being Wolvie is suffering.

>>87089665
That's life when you are owned by Fox.

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Remember when Logan wasn't a little bitch, got over his workplace crush, found a woman who actually liked him for who he was, dated her for several years and eventually married her?

Because nobody who writes the x-men does, apparently.

>>87089704
Wolverine is an X-man, remember?

Continuity is a four letter word

You know, speaking of Wolverine, I'd love a series following an immortal.
Like Vandal Savage or Logan.

Just from his birth till now and beyond.
Maybe the narrative takes a break every few centuries and he finds peace in his time.
Then everyone he knows dies and he has to move on.

It'd be so cruel, tragic, and entertaining.

>>87089704
>Manlet

>Weeb

>Autistic

Is he our guy?

>>87089704
No, but I remember Mastermind cockblocked him and made Mariko tell him he was an unworthy baka gaijin.

>>87089704
Actually now that I think about it I don't think they actually did properly get married.

But they were engaged for a long time.

>>87089748
>weeb
nope

>>87089759
Jealous white woman detected.

Go home Jean. We don't want you any more.

>>87089759
He was literally a weeb.

For a long time he was all "Konichiwa, baka gaijin"

>>87089771
>>87089795
weebs are not our guy

>>87089631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNi0tsCU-6g

>>87089631
Discoloration of skin due to damage is likely healable with it, yes.

>>87089607
Why is this image so gaddamn fucking hilarious.

>>87089654
>>87089665
Wait can he not get drunk or does he just have to drink a shit load?

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Thank you X-Anon for showing me this issue.

>>87089909
Canon is that he needs to chug like a madman to feel anything

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tfw you fall for a underage girl and nobody can do a damn thing about it

On a side note, the actor who played Cyclops in the live action movies is playing a character on HBO's Westworld whose purpose is to die to real men, over and over again.

I just thought that was hilarious

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>>87089938
Peter is socially stunted due to living in backwoods Soviet Russia so it works out.

>>87089607
Isn't his brain part of his body? Should his healing factor be able to heal his brain form depression and that sort of issues?

>>87089754
Huh. You're right. They never did get married after the Mastermind incident, although they still carried on a long distance relationship.

>>87089654
He should try consuming a kg of LSD. That would do.

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>>87089938
Unless the girl initiates first then he's not the one in the wrong! ;)

>>87090044
What defines "injury" when it comes to neurochemical factors?
What defines legitimacy?

Like if you lived during the Dark Ages and felt depressed, would your mindset be pathological? Or simply realistic?

>>87090078
>you'll never be Piotr
Living is suffering

>>87090044
Ironically, they used that excuse for why the majority of his past was blacked out by amnesia. Guess the writers in charge didn't think that all the way through.

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>>87089638

>>87090110
KEK
Colossus gets a pedo pass

>>87090047

It was still nice to see him not lust about Jean like he ever had a shot with her at all

>>87089607
I hated Wolvie but I honestly miss him now.

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>>87089638
God damn i've been there too many mornings.

>>87090234
Hair of the dog doesn't work.

You need water, salt, and potassium

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>>87090090
Yep! I too wish to make beautiful baby-making love with two Fallen Mohawk Angels! :(

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>>87090249
Who's talking about hairs?

>>87090270
Never had that beer before.

Looks like a pissy 5%

>>87090270
Hair of the dog that bit you, you illiterate fuck

>>87090083
If body health is keeping it balanced (homeostasis), the same could be said about mental health?
What is mental health?

>>87090267
Was it rape?

>>87090320
Much Madness is divinest Sense -
To a discerning Eye -
Much Sense - the starkest Madness -
’Tis the Majority
In this, as all, prevail -
Assent - and you are sane -
Demur - you’re straightway dangerous -
And handled with a Chain -

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>>87090267
>What did he mean by this

>Pedo

>Can't get a hint that the girls wanna fuck him and when he does he drops spaghetti all over himself

Think I found our guy

>>87090083
Well, it WAS realistic. Most people are sad for a reason that isn't major depression disorder, but doctors give sadsacks pills so they can tell everyone how hard they have it.

People in the dark ages were sad for a pretty fucking good reason.

>>87090364
There's general depression and then there's clinical depression where you can actually trace back the condition to a biological factor.

>>87090249
>Hair of the dog doesn't work
Yes it does

>>87089921
Females today always go for lanklet Chad's who will order them around and telepathically cheat on them. So tired of putting my heart on the line and being told they'll always love me "as a friend". I guess nice guys finish last

>>87090401
No it doesn't.
It just makes you forget for a short time that you feel like shit

It's like paying bills on a credit card

>>87089607
I will never understand the appeal of the vast majority of female characters that males deeply pine for. Jean and Mary Jane Watson are the most egregious offenders.

>>87090421
whoa, need a drinking buddy, anon, I'm up for a couple of chugs

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>>87090329
No, it was beautiful sensual love!

>>87090362
Piotr has always been best and purist boy! He can't help it if a girl falls in love with him!

>>87090267
>refusing a foursome with Piotr
Fag

>>87089638
I loved this run so damn much.

>>87090524
That's hot. Also refreshing to see a non-mutant not irrationally go "Ew a superhero!"when they see a mutant's powers.

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>>87090267
>>87090524
>You will never have mohawk jungle girls throw themselves at you in genuine adoration

>>87089742
There was a show sort of like that with Reed Richards, but it got cancelled.

>>87090445
Jean we can try and explain through her power. MJ...I dunno.

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Wolverine constantly mooning over Jean is really old, Christ he's going to live at least twice her lifespan, probably more so moping around over one woman is stupid.
For me, hooking up with Storm is what he should have done ages ago. She's hot, tempestuous and full of exotic secrets, a lot of them sexual I bet. This is the only true pairing.

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>>87091206

>>87091206
>>87091230

Blasphemy
Ororo belongs to Odinson

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>>87089748
You goddamn right.

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>>87089607
Violence solves everything.

>>87089638
I prefer chugging down the hard stuff. Beer doesn't really do it for me. Tolerance probably. Which is weird cause I only started drinking at 24

>>87091294
>Good day stupid foreigners
Classic Wolverine

>>87089748
Nah, he gets laid way too often.

>>87093034
What's Logans score card? He has two centuries worth of fucking around? I wonder if he got curious enough to do same sex.

>>87093078
he's probably fucked animals as mindfucked as he's been

>>87093114
Well, there's a huge chunk of his weapon x life where he was full on feral. Probably fucked a hole in a tree.

>>87089808
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.webm

>>87089654
He´s so used to amnesia by now that it doesn´t make a difference anymore.

>>87089742
I´d love to read that. If you want a short story dealing with immortality and death, I´d recommend you Hulk The End.
Here's a link to a pretty well done version with music and visual effects:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAHbAekM7wU

>>87089607
It's heavily implied that Logan's healing factor can fuck up his memory on purpose in an effort to cancel out psychological trauma.

>>87091206
They hook up for a while in the Ultimate Universe

>>87089742
Just watch The Man from Earth.

>>87089607
Jean and Scott don't care.
Just do it everywhere.

>>87094847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAHbAekM7wU

>>87091294
what is wrong with this images?

I always liked Jean with Wolverine for some reason, but it's less fun without the cucking. I wouldn't mind Wolverine being a father figure to Jean, like he is to Kitty, Rogue and Jubilee, in a new adaption.

Cyclops with Emma is also great and far better than Cyclops with Jean.

>>87089607
Wasn't it Claremont who hated the Scott-Jean relationship he created the Logan-Jean-Scott triangle?

>>87095594
It's an edit.

>>87089638
Can wolverine even GET DRUNK?
Wouldn't his heal factor have his body filter any amount of alcohol before it even gets him buzzed?

>>87095857
>I wouldn't mind Wolverine being a father figure to Jean, like he is to Kitty, Rogue and Jubilee, in a new adaption.
I've had that thought myself, yeah. Lean into Wolverine's age, have him be, if not the team dad then the team drunk uncle, and have Cyclops be the new boy that he doesn't think is good enough for Jean.

>>87095963
It does cause him to sober up quicker than usual, but that's why he's usually seen binge-drinking - it's the only way he can get a buzz.

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>>87095963
he needs to drink large amounts to even feel a buzz.
in the upcoming logan movie, his healing factor is declining and he drinks lots of beer to cope with the pain

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>>87096013
No thanks.

If ever Marvel ever bring back the real Wolverine, which is doubtful, and perhaps this is for the best, since Xbooks are completely trash, i hope that Wolvie will go on as a solo character, and Marvel keep him away from the shithole that are the X-Men. I want to see Wolvie back to Madripoor, to Japan, even hanging out with Cap and the Avengers, but not with that fuck that are the X-Men.

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>>87089607
You had your taste, Logan

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>>87091206


They were cute together and feels organic. I think Logan and Ororo is a healthy relationship for both of the,

>>87096159
I don't get this

How does a healing factor fail
Isn't that like saying his DNA is failing

>>87097002
>Isn't that like saying his DNA is failing
How many times has that happened, anon?

>>87091312
Take that Cyclops you fucking dick. Go on Wolverine, kick him in the nuts while he's on the floor.

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>>87091312
I like that episode. Solely for that moment

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>>87093034
>>87093078
>What's Logans score card?

>>87090078
>getting sexually harassed by a 14 years old

honestly, not sure if want.

>>87097002
Welcome to old age where your body's natural processes begin to slow and fail.
Even a mutant would see a decline in abilities

>>87097594
Logan and Jess Drew? Fucking when?

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>>87090078
Kitty's really wants that metallic schlong.

>>87097797
Is Piotr our guy /co/?

>>87097594
Uh, Clint and Dinah? What?

>>87097797
The Bronze age shifts between soap opera drama and comic action will never not crack me up

>>87097594
Man, Herc doesn't play for anything but full points.

>>87098280
What? Did you expect anything less from Herc?

>>87097797
Colossus should get a green lantern ring.

>>87098075
No, he's Byrne's guy.

>>87090078
Imagine the absolute shitstorm if this happened with modern Marvel

>>87090078
Piotr is like 2 feets taller than her, and at least 100 punds heavier. How in the world she can tumble him against a wall?

>>87099407
Piotr is known to be a clumsy dummy. It's what makes him cute!

>>87097594
At this point every superhero should just be a walking sack of venereal disease. These people fuck each other more than Olympic athletes.

>>87098227
Avengers vs JLA crossover. Clint cucks Ollie.

>>87089665
God this was a hype moment at the time

>>87089704
Aaron rembered....

>>87089704
Wolverine/Jean was blown out of proportion when it comes to adaptations.

Wolverine was long past over that shit. Post Mariko there was that one kiss when he thought he was dying but that was it.

The Movies, and the fact that Hugh probably had more chemistry with Famke than Mardsen did, made people turn that into some grand love triangle.

>>87097594
>Yuriko Oyama
>Mariko Yashida
>Yukio
>Atsuko
>Itsu Akihiro
>Lin
>Rose Wu
>Jessan Hoan
>Ai-Chia Wong
>Mai
>Sung Li

Wolverine has serious yellow fever.

>>87099918
He's been a weeb almost all of his existence, you can't expect any difference.