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>Stan has a girlfriend and is in a loving relationship now

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>Stan has a girlfriend and is in a loving relationship now

What a season this is shaping up to be so far /co/
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>>86925476
When was this?
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>>86925476
>Stan

Who is the kid in the brown coat and red and blue hat?
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>>86925507
Stan
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you mean cartman right?
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>>86925476
What does his girlfriend look like?
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Cartman will eat member berries and in a drunken stupor revert to his violent early season super scheming.
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>>86925476
>Donald
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>>86925476
Are you trying to make this the new Buster and Donald?
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MEGA WHEN
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>>86925616
I would not mind one last ride with Old Cartman at all.
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>>86925643
>Dylan

Hard on within seconds
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>Cartman saw bush before you
>evil, irredeemable, racist, anti-Semitic asshole Eric Cartman
>saw bush before you did
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>>86925476
>>86925505
>>86925587
If Stan has a new girlfriend after Wendy broke up with her, could this be a sign of The Quinnspiracy Effect?
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>>86925680
>Cartman saw bush before you
>implying
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>>86925680
I've seen it before, you're not missing much
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>>86925476
Start over again and kill yourself you filthy meme lover
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>>86925744
>>86925680
not unless you're eating it

that's the meal that can't be beat
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>>86925680
But im all of those things too.
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>>86925744

Its the principle dammit!

Ah well. Que sera sera.
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>>86925680
Does seeing your retarded cousin pee count?
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>>86925680
>evil, irredeemable, racist, anti-Semitic asshole
That's exactly why he got to see bush before you.
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>>86925680

What is so wrong with me....
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>>86926174
You post on an image board for Cambodian cartoons for one thing
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>>86926329
>The last season
Who the fuck started this meme?
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>>86926448

You are right, but how could i endure it without you guys?
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I'm glad tweek and craig pulled their dicks out together
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>>86925476
Stan just broke up with her two episodes ago you dumb fatfuck
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>>86926566
I don't think they mean that THIS is the last season.
I just think they meant that they want to see some vag before the show ends.
>>86925680
I dont get why people keep saying this over and over.
He just said the right things to her. That's it.
>evil, irredeemable, racist, anti-Semitic asshole Eric Cartman
Yeah, well.. "not anymore." So it seems for now, at least.
If you say the right things to a girl specifically one who already feels depressed and lonely, apparently, and you aren't creepy about it, she will warm up to you.
In this case, after Heidi had already befriended him, he expressed sincere curiosity about female anatomy, and she took this as an opportunity to educate him, because he was nice and she wanted to help him.
At the time, they probably didn't look at it as a sexual thing, but once you show someone else your genitals, it kinda changes your relationship from there on out.
The fact that neither of them had anyone else to talk to only helped push them along into dating fairly quickly afterward.
It's not like he had the attention of ANY women before he completely changed his act.
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>>86926789
Either way they're retarded
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>>86926728
lol didnt even notice op typed Stan until you pointed this out.
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>Tfw humans can land on mars and terraform other planets all the way to infinite
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>>86926822
>humans.... on mars.
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>When Mysterion appeared under the bridge
Man I knew Kenny would get his time to shine this time!

And when Kyle ate the member berries... who would've guessed they would affect him that way
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>>86925476
ya op stan's new gf is qt as fuck
but it won't last long when the other girls convince her that boys are bad and she should dump him
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>>86926892
How about that time Kenny and Stan went to England with Celine Deon? That was cool and exciting.
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>>86926822
It's weird but that actually make me feel pretty awesome, like, I haven't been great lately, but the idea that you can just see how amazing the world is, I feel fucking unstoppable right now, I feel I can do amazing things, and all thanks to the fact that an awful child found happiness on a depressed girl genitalia
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>>86926961
Yeeeaahhh I member!!!
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C R E E K
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im shocked by the lack of activity in this thread. the week before last, threads were popping up left and right after reaching bump limit so quickly cause DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU ??? There were a lot of things that happened in this episode that were just as interesting? Idk, maybe everyone just went to bed.
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>willing to show little boys cartoon genitals
>not showing girls'
why are they so hypocrite?
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Since the last thread died:
>>86926989
I only said that due to the time Cartman tried to get Butters to suck him off and they mentioned they couldn't get a penis shown when he pulled down his pants. It was the commentary for that episode.

We've come a long way.
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>>86927055
The OP starting off wrong makes everyone think it's just a dumb meme thread probably, not a real one.
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>>86927058
Boys are cute and perfect and pure, girls are gross and should be covered up forever. I'm glad they can be proud to have their wieners flop about freely in the wind as it should be.
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>Tweek and Craig together in every shot they are together

Fuck, fujos won.
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>Heidi FLASHED Cartman
If kyle fucks this up I will never forgive his bitch ass, they're too adorable.
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>>86927103
They one a whole season ago anon.
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>>86927123
Stan and Kyle don't count.
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>>86927103
it's not even funny anymore.
idk if it ever was.
now craig will be nothing more than "one of the gay guys"
he was interesting. and Stick of Truth made Tweek's family business interesting too but we will likely never hear of that again.
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>>86927103
>Reddit hates Tweek x Craig
>Matt and Trey continues to BTFO Reddit with more and more Tweek x Craig
I for one welcome our new fujo overlords.
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>>86927116
He's going to fuck it up anon, everyone can see it coming. No one not wearing shipper goggles thinks it will last the season.
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>>86927136
No, the yaoi episode was amazing, conterder for best in season 19.

...But It wasn't supposed to be taken seriously, yet they did.
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>>86927149
I WANT to believe...
but I can't. SAVOR THE MOMENT
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>>86927136
You're crazy, just an episode ago he was the only boy with enough balls to make the first stab and lead the attack on Eric's stuff.

It's just now he's super gay and makes sweet love with his boyfriend down by the fire.
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>>86927140
>Reddit hates Tweek x Craig
Where did you get that idea? Most people I've seen are supportive.
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>>86927116
Hell no. That's literally the worse kind of relationship.
The only reason Heidi even hangs out with him is because Cartman acts like a pussywhipped cuck. For that relationship to actually work Cartman would have to change his personality for the worst.
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>>86927091
Dude stop, what if you get banned?
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>>86927175
Who says it wasnt supposed to be? That just makes it even better so people cant just be like it was a non-canon one off thing.
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>>86927194
Dont worry anon. He wouldnt dare post a screencap of all the boys with their wieners out.
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>>86927149
I know it can't/won't last but goddamn it after all the shit Cartman has done this is his most humane moment he's ever have. and i know that if it will end with him losing the single shred of humanity he has.
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>>86925476

Boys wieners, pee porn, southpark is back.
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me on the right.
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MEGA WHERE REEEEEEE
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>>86927272
there is a torrent in eztv(dot)ag
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>>86927216
Here you go you thirsty slut
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>>86927054
I think we could all benefit from cumming inside tweek the twink
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>>86927291
Why is Token's so small?
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>>86927216
>uncle Kyle
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>>86927182
Okay, I don't want to have to admit this, but I went onto Reddit to see their reaction to Tweek x Craig and they're completely certain that the episode is meant to shit on "SJWs" who're forcing sexuality onto kids. And in other threads about it, they say stuff along the lines of "Tweek and Craig being forced to date each other is meant to represent how SJWs and Tumblr and forcing people to be PC." So, because I hate Reddit, seeing Trey and Matt still pushing Tweek x Craig makes me glad.

Plus, Tweek and Craig are cute together.

>>86927175
It was my favorite too. But I think the meaning is meant to be ambiguous, kind of like fujobait anime.
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>>86927291
>Token's dick isn't comically bigger

Hmpf.
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>>86927316
>Plus, Tweek and Craig are cute together.
Well you're right there.
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>>86925476
>MEGA
Is there a mega yet?
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I like neo-Cartman. SP is the most influential show on television and his edgy antics inspired a whole generation to be edgelords. I'm so glad edgy Cartman is dead. Also I'm happy for the guy.
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remember were Kenny was actually relevant?
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>>86927291
>Much
Oh yeah, we need much more alright
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>>86927316
Oh look, a left leaning /co/ user from another website who is creepily invested in a gay pairing which is obviously a light hearted gag.

Sure don't see that everyday. Oh look, he mentioned "SJWs" too. What a valueable addition to our community!
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>>86926844
>giving Heidi an 11 year old egg to eat
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>>86927373
hahahhaha
he is 100% playing the long game
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>>86927327
There was already an episode on that. He's not the biggest.
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>>86927334
who do you think is bottom?

>>86927373
>I like neo-Cartman
>SP is the most influential show on television
I'll bite.
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>>86927334
>>86927412
That depends. Who's bigger?
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>>86927412
Tweek is the bottom.
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>>86927334
>that glance they gave each other before they whipped their dicks out

>>86927400
I was just responding to someone's question. And no I don't come from that place.
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>>86927397
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>>86927291
Is Butter's the biggest, or is it just because he's in the foreground? I thought they were making it bigger in accordance with the canon.
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Cartman is confirmed for woke
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>>86927412
Back in the day dozens of kids used to emulate Cartman, especially his voice. The moment they ruined Cartman was when they played that WWII montage under his eyelids. At that moment he stopped being a character and became a caricature of edge.
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>>86927406
>That's totally something Cartman would do.
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So, Gerald apparently has troll inside of him, it's something he can't control that others know he has in him.

It really seems similar to what they did with Sheila and Kyle with the Jersey shit.

What happens when you mix troll blood with Jersey blood?
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>>86927434
Scott Malkinson is kind of packing as well.
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>>86927500
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>>86927391
Kenny has really only ever been relevant as a poor deviant and more recently Mysterion and that's literally it.
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>>86927478
Finally woke
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>>86927408
>Butters is actually the biggest of the relevant kids
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>>86927288
Anyone mega yet?
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>>86927550
I want to know who Justin Hall is. That kid's got a gigantic donkey dick. What kind of 10 year old has a 3 incher?
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>>86927408
>cartman 1.2
Jesus
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>>86927587
>boy with a midget dick has a girlfriend before you
why even live
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i hope this lasts... i'd honestly feel bad if it was all bs for cartman
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>>86927408
Who cares about sizes. What matters is the TMI
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>>86927626
I will never understand you people.
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>>86927626
It won't cartman is doing a long con for some reason. but i guarantee you he'll end the race war when he gets what he wants, or when it finally inconveniences him
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Season ends with everyone destroying their electronics
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>>86926844
>>86927406
That's cool but you have to eat all these eggs first.
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>>86927626
Honestly I just hope it last just to add a bit more depth to Cartman's character. As long as he doesn't become Stan 2.0 with all the muh girlfriend drama then it could be interesting.

I suppose it all depends on the route they go with Heidi's character - hopefully they play into the two faced bitch side from Stick of Truth should they commit to them staying together.
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>>86927626
Heidi will never accept the true Cartman and she will dump him once he goes back to his old self.
Cartman will become bitter once realize how shallow women are.
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>>86925476

GJ op 8/10
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>>86927748
I'd love to see Heidi's character get corrupt from Cartman t-b-h or it's revealed she's already a bitch to his bastard.
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>>86927835
That will never happens. She only likes Cartman because he keeps praising her all the time.
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>>86927835
>>86927746
I'm glad you guys will never work on cartoons.
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>>86927835
>They pull the cliche "Cartman admits he needs to return to his wicked ways to save the town and thus must break up with Heidi"
>He does so, going full Cartman to fix everything.
>Afterwards, Heidi still accepts him, showing that she had a bitch side too
>She becomes the Cartman to Wendy's Stan

Fucking would love that shit, but it's not happening.
At best, Heidi may be disgusted by Cartman, but still admit she does like him, or at least tolerate him more now.
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>>86927860
I know i'd just wish something besides cartman having another reason to hate girls would come out of this whole thing.
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>>86927896
>Heidi left twitter due to trolling form Kyle's dad
>Cartman has to go full asshole to end this war, breaking up w her
>Ends up defeating Kyle's dad
>Even though he went full evil he defeated what initially made her quit so she takes him back
>Kyle dead inside since his father was shamed and cartman got a girlfriend twice over
Later
>Cartman uses the excuse of protecting his gf to be an asshole
>Also new antisemitism about all Jews are trolls
>Heidi gets into comedy and is actually funny
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Cartman was just fucking with Kyle when he wanted him to keep talking after Heidi showed up. He's totally planning to get back at them. He hasn't changed. Don't believe his lies.
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>>86928251
>Don't believe his lies.
Only a fool would believe Cartman is genuine about turning over a new leaf, those boys will we regret the day they were born for destroying his shit.
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>>86928308
I dont hink it's actually going in that direction. He's not that bad anymore in general. PC Principle beat the ever loving shit out of him and didnt do a thing to him.
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>>86928343
And the Dog Whisperer made him into a good boy who lost weight and behaved politely. It won't last.
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>>86928359
Yeah i'm not saying it will last either. I dont even want it to. I just dont think it has anything to do with getting back at them, it's something else.
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>>86928380
They may take our pride, they may take our freedom, they may take our lives, but they'll never take MY GODDAMN SIXTEEN DOLLARS AND TWELVE CENTS!
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>>86928380
The turning over a new leaf facade obviously has another ulterior motive, But the second that shit ends he's gonna get revenge.
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>heidi flashed her cunt to cartman
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>>86928426
I'm kinda glad they didn't show that happening, it's a lot better to imagine how that shit happened
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>>86927269
I like how they brought the WoW guy back.
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>>86927269
>>86928469
I just realized something. The Danes want to kill the trolls. But how do you kill that which has no life?
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>>86928486
I wonder if even HE plays wow at this point.
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>>86928523
What could he have moved on to? Minecraft?
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>>86928379
I hope this episode leads to a huge swordfighting doujin. That'd be awesome.
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>>86928547
FFXIV?
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>>86928590
Or maybe he's just a full-time forum troll now.
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>>86925680

I don't normally bully but: Shut up Boco.
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>>86928251
By manipulating Kyle into Butter's movement? It's something he would do but what's the end game?

I know Kyle really doesn't believe in the boys side so he's going to go moralfag from the inside eventually.
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>>86927199
>who says it wasn't supposed to be?
The shitty art they used in the episode. It was meant to be ironic towards the average DA user and to shit in the obsession the fujoshit have for the gay shipping.
Also if you haven't noticed it, they're trying to pander to oldfags with the entire troll thing (Skunkhunt even said "I did it for the lulz").
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>>86928650
No, it was more like shitting on the DA users, not actual fujos who are usually pretty talented. Just because the art is funny doesnt mean dont take anything else seriously.
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>>86925476
what
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>cartman got to see irl pussy before me
>im 28 and have a successful business
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>>86928692
>Killer Klowns from 4chan Space
I love you Trey.
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>>86928650
>doesn't realize all the ironically dramatic art was made by the staff

They like the ship. Get over it.
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>>86928709
If you've seen it in porn, you aren't missing much. If you haven't seen it in porn, well, how in the fuck did you find 4chan?
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>>86928709

Can't be that successful if you haven't seen pussy guy.
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>>86925680
Don't base your happiness over getting laid or not.
I do alright and am still incredibly unhappy most days
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>>86928692
This can't be real
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>>86928720

Maybe he really likes origami.
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>>86928692
Yeah nice try ElRabidTaco.
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>>86928719
Except they didn't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweek_x_Craig#cite_note-ew-fanart-1
Also, they clearly like the shipping only for it's comedic value.
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>>86928720
Seen it in porn of course.
>>86928723
I'm a youtuber, making 5-8k a month but i just stay indoors 24/7
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>>86928753
>This one troll still doing the same shit
Just fuck off already it's not even funny.

Commentaries prove you wrong. Get out god damn.
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>>86928736
>implying 4chan isn't mainstream as fuck right now
It's been long since this place was the internet equivalent of "the salty bucket".
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>>86928736
>>86928736
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park_(season_20)

Might just be a quick edit to fool people, I mean its wikipedia. Although it would be interesting to see how they handle 4chan on south park
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>>86928769
>gets triggered when confronted with evidence
Calm down. If it's annoy you this much then just don't answer.
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>>86928753
Listen to the commentary for the ep, then come back to the thread. Or don't, it doesn't really matter.
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>>86928799
Yeah yeah 0/10, good job, great post.
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>>86928797
Seen pussy on anything from babies to grannies in my life, it holds no mysteries for me.
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>>86928797
I have, they're gross. Would not recommend.
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>>86928778
We'll yeah but it's still rare to see it on tv that's not a frantic news story, it's referenced vaguely but never called out by name

>>86928779
I would love to see their personification of 4chan, it'd be something like the council of trolls.
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>>86927406
What's the problem there?
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>>86928842
Knowing Matt and Trey, they're among us now, working their asses off to research our ways so they can depict us accurately.
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>>86925680
Feminine penises are better lady parts
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>>86927334
one of their dicks should have had shit on it
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>>86928898
They know how to use condoms, anon.
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>>86928765
I'll bite, what's the name of your channel?
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>>86928898
They probably just looked up what enemas are.
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I need a link to this shit.
Anyone have a download link?
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>>86927412
>>86927424
I've seen some of the better art with Tweek as top.
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>>86925680
>tfw the only vagina you've ever seen in real life was you younger step cousin's when you were both 4/5 in a "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" deal
>mfw thinking about it to this day makes me stay flaccid because I'm not a pedophile
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>>86928879

They've probably been on the site for years on the DL.
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>>86928797
PEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>86928879
>staff show Matt and Trey sketches of hypothetical anons
>"No, no- needs more depression and self loathing"

I'd believe it desu
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>>86928969
>Tfw similar deal except when my sister had to get her diaper changed when i was 7 and curious
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http://southparkfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Kyman
>This entire thing exists.
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>>86929026
You'll find autistic fan wikis for all kinds of series anon, you cant really be surprised.
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>>86928886
my fuckbuddy talks about futacock a lot
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>>86929050
Hey kid, wanna see some several thousand layers of irony? http://scarygodmother.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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I'm so happy this dude's back.
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>>86929026
>http://southparkfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Style

I like this whole section fighting over who's the top or bottom in Style.

People seem to fight over that with Creek too.
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>>86929103
With Creek it's an interesting discussion. On the one hand, Tweek is obviously a twink who hates pressure, which means he'd want a more passive role in the bedroom. On the other hand Craig is all over passive and lazy. Neither one comes off as a top.
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Is Justin Hall a legend? I mean they're what 9 and he already has a 3 inch dick? Dude's gonna have one helluva time in high school.
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>>86929149
Who even is Justin Hall? Can't remember anyone ever being called Justin.
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>>86929134
I find it a pretty funny topic normally. With Style i just like Stan as top. With Creek however there is that whole thing you said with Craig being the traditionally dominant one but he's also apathetic and lazy. I dont think Tweek is all that twinky though, he's got the same build as the other average sized boys. Slightly chubby. I think it mostly stems from the idea that darker haired characters are the top while the lighter haired ones bottom.
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>>86929149
When Justin Hall goes marching in the wiener parade he doesnt let it hang, he slings it over his shoulder.
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>>86929162
Background character that always wears the blue cap. He's been in it since like the first Mr. Hankey back in Season 1.
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The fuck is even an average 4th grader sized penis...I sure as shit don't remember what mine was all those years ago. I mean the average adult penis flaccid is like 4.
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>>86929149
>>86929162
>>86929207
>>86929203
They don't call him Justin "Hall" for nothing. Get it?
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>>86929258
Wasn't there an entire episode about how small Cartman's dick is?
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>>86929275
Barely, i think.
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So assuming that their penises grow 1cm a year, they will grow 2 inches in 5 years.

>Cartman will only have like a 3.2 inch dick by the time he's 15

Poor kid, hope he's a grower.
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Do you guys like Clyde?
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>>86929275
...No?
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>>86929303
Not really, he's a dumbass with only one testicle and he's the fattest kid after Cartman.
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>>86929303
I like Clyde. He's an adorable little crybaby.
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>>86929320
Wow, rude! Why do you say that?
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>>86929320
And yet his penis is double Cartman's.
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>it was just locker-room humor
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>>86929320
Fuck off, dont bully Clyde.
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>>86929337
Which part did you take issue with?
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>>86929356
All of it!
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>>86925680
Why do you keep focusing on bush everyt time you post about this? She's like, 10. Probably not much of a "bush" so to speak.

Besides, Cartman was more interested in what was at the bottom, not the top.
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>>86928765
Nigga go and get a hooker or something.
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>Top 5
Justin "The Legend" Hall
Michael Rogers
Hugo Benz
Will Handle
Butters/Pall/Andrew

>Bottom 5
Cartman
Tweek
Timmy
Chorr?
Adam/Jimmy
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>>86929379
1. He only has one testicle. This is a fact.
2. He was picked for the sledding race as the second fattest kid. This is a fact.
3. He is a dumb-ass as can be seen when he gets picked as the best-looking kid and start getting all the bitches shoes.
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>>86929409
That doesnt make him a dumbass it just makes him prone to being a cocky douche.
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>>86929427
He's a dumb-ass for not seeing that he was being used.
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>>86929435
That's a question of being psychic, not intelligence. Everyone else was fooled too.
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>>86929403
>Cartman is behind two cripples
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>>86927309
>Why is Token's so small?

Because big black cock is a meme?
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>>86929446
>all the girls want free shoes from you because your dad owns a shoe store
>you'd have to be psychic to see they're not taking advantage of you
No, you'd have to be dumb not to.
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>>86929471
They never told him that anon, you're assuming a lot just for this.
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>>86929471
>not
now*
>>86929482
>never told him that
Then how did they get those shoes?
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>>86929490
By just asking for some and that's it? It's not like he knew the list was fake and they didnt mean it.
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>>86925476
Who else saw the parallel between the Danish guy and Assange.
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>All this gay shipping since the Craig/Tweek episode
>realize that now we've seen most of the recurring boys in the cast naked

This is gonna get gay isn't it?
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>>86929403
Cartman is 1.2, he should be in his own tier
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>>86929519
>Gonna get gay
>Like it hasnt been already
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>>86929505
>his dad owns a shoe store
>all the girls ask him for shoes
>it never occurs to him he's being taken advantage of
Dumb. Ass.
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>>86929519
It's already gay anon
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>>86929519
They're not sex maniacs like Kenny, Butters and Kyle are.
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>>86928359
To be fair, part of why that didn't last was because Cartman's mom stopped following the dog whisperers advice immediately after he left.
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>>86929533
There's no reason for him to assume that. If anything it just makes him gullible.
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>>86929530
>>86929536
Excuse me.

Gayer.
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>>86929545
And as soon as PC Principal isn't on top of the situation anymore, what happens to Cartman?
>>86929546
>there's no reason to assume people asking for free stuff from you are taking advantage of you
Clyde get off the internet.
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>>86929555
You first
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>>86929519
>>86929554
Boy I hope so
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>>86929554
Probably, in Fractured but whole their fan art is collectible for Craig's dad
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>>86926174
I enjoyed the surprise kingpin as the moon
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>>86929591
Really? Neat!
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>>86929601
Really? What the fuck why? It's actually in the show, do they not even know?
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>>86929611
They're also going to have a yaoi related ultimate attack.
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>>86929642
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>>86929642
But they're on opposite sides! Funny how this is the conflict that actually matters to me in that game.
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>>86929624
Doesn't matter. It's still cp. If a parent's group wanted to take south park to court for cp they could.
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>>86929660
[citation needed]
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>>86929660
>nudity is porn
Ahh, America!
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>>86929660
>cp they could.
No the fuck they can't it's not ACTUAL cp
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>>86927626
Cartman will probably dump hiedi at the end and turn back to dick cartman to save the day towards the end of the season.
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>>86929668
Having underage nudes is a crime.
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>>86929660
It's not CP, It's SP
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>>86929684
They. Are not. Real.
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>>86929684
Even in cartoons? You're serious? Would you go to prison if you were caught with a copy of the Dragon Ball manga for example?
Your country sure is fucked up.
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https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A

Drawn cp is still cp under U.S. law
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>>86927054

>butters calls tweek and craig gay and they don't try to correct him
>that look
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>>86929519
Getting gay with kids is here!
To spread the word, and bring you cheer!
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>>86929717
Yes. They're a couple. Moving on.
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>>86929690
>>86929692
Forgive me i forgot to put REAL underage nudes are a crime, but i honestly shouldn't have to say art of underage nudes of people who aren't real are not
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>>86929692
The law isn't that strictly enforced. All I said was that if a parent's group wanted they could take south park to court over it. But then they would be facing viacom's lawyers and would probably lose.

Doesn't change the fact it's still technically illegal.
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>>86929734
If you know they' lose than it isnt illegal.
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>>86929734
>Home of the free indeed.
- Gregory
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>>86927073

They probably didn't allow it then because it was a sexual context
But showing a weiner in a peaceful, non-sexual protest is okay
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>>86929711
Show me five cases someone has been convicted of having drawn pictures of people that exist. honestly sounds like a situation similar to giving in demands of terrorists, something that is officially said but isn't enforced on an individual basis
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>>86929757
>people that exist.
meant to say don't exist
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>>86929711
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashcroft_v._Free_Speech_Coalition

Actually drawn cp is protected under free speech.

You know, because it's not fucking real.
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>>86929711
That law doesn't state that any form of nudity counts, though.
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>>86929744
It depends on money. Suing South Park and going against their lawyers you would lose.

However if you got busted for cp, even if it was drawn, you would lose. That's how the legal system works here. You can get away with doing illegal shit if you have the money.
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>>86929775
Actually it just depends on how good they are. That's all those lawyers are, they're expensive because they're masters of their field. Money doesnt just magically allow them say whatever the law is. This place would be a totally lawless hell hole if that's the case.
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>>86928379
>Uncircumcised
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>>86928573
What's the point Justin "Dragonslayer" Hall is unstoppable
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>>86929800

You should know by now that south park art is a crude artistic representation of the actual characters
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>>86929825
That would be a nice scene though. Everyone else having fun being on equal footing, then Justin "Thundercock" Hall shows up and the others need to team up to face him.
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>>86928765
>he thinks 5k is big money
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>>86929850
Well, considering youtube gives you 3 buckaroonies per 1000 viewers, that's an achievement in and of itself.
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>>86929775
I hope someone does try to sue them, they'd just easily lose and be BTFO for being such easily offended white knighting faggots upset over some lines made on a computer program.
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>>86927526
Clyde Cash
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>Sheila goes from starting a war with Canada over a movie to being an open-minded and chill wife on par with Linda Belcher

Now that's character development.
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>>86929915
Less of a development i think and more of a heel turn. We havent really seen a steady transformation to it.
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>>86929928
Maybe rewatch the movie, she learns some lessons there.
Then there's the whole UPS role-playing thing she's into.
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>see husband is upset
>buy him an Ipad

When did Sheila become best waifu?
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>>86929935
I've seen it multiple times. But i'm pretty sure she's still taken up causes after the fact to be a self-righteous bitch.
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>>86929952
>doesn't care that husband watched porn
>husband into weird sex
>immediately offer to do it
pretty great tier
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>>86929915
I still can't believe Gerald went with pissing, it isn't the most degenerate fetish but he should have saw she wanted to have sex and picked something that wasn't disgusting
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>>86929971
He should have said feet or something. Low tier and without the mess.
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>>86929979

Yeah, this. Or balloons or something.
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>>86929078
I wonder if he'll be more than a background character.
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>>86928523

Well seeing legion was released he probably is still playing.
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>>86929971

Pissing fetish isn't disgusting so long as you're the one doing the pissing.
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>>86930189
And so long as you PUT SOMETHING DOWN OVER THE BED SO YOU DON'T STAIN THE LINEN JESUS
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> be canadian
> forced to use the MUCH website
> fucking video crashes after 1:30

this is exactly why people """pirate""" video by re-upload and torrent.
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>>86930236

Maybe you should just stop being canadian.
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It will all end with Cartman somehow becoming the new president of America and launching the biggest revenge against the boys for smashing up his stuff.

Mark it
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So did Butters turn /pol/ after all the girls bullshit?
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>>86930270
Lame
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>>86930327
Butters is the Men's Rights movement I guess?
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I missed the episode.

Where can I watch it?
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>>86930327
What's wrong with being proud of who you are? Dont shame his wiener.
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For people who have been watching South Park at least a bit some of those plot proposals are so bad
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>>86928426
>Cartman asked her out before she did.
Cartman is old school.
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>>86929717
they need to kiss onscreen before I'm convinced they're actually gay
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>>86929207

Guy who looks like Craig?
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>>86926017
>you can't care about someone as a person if you want to have sex with them
Well shit is that why my mom and dad always used to fight
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Was Heidi around before or is she new?

Because if she's been an extra or whatever up until now she's straight up retarded for being with Cartman.
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Tweek and Craig are gonna kiss on the game
I am pretty sure of that
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So what movement is WienersOut meant to be a parody of?
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>>86930857
She's been there. And yeah, that's kind of clearly why it's a set up.
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>>86930878
Feminist for pulling their dicks out and MRA.
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>the danes wear german clothing, have dutch windmills and speak german.

Ffffff. at least they got the name right
Bedrager means deciever
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>>86927500
Jersey Devil?
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so,what are the chances that the fractured but whole will have denuvo?
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>>86930878
#dicks out for harambe, which was a gag movement to begin with
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>>86930878
My guess is "Free the Nipple".
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>>86930878
Harambe
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>>86928692
If this is true, I hope that tripfags are accurately represented interrupting people and acting like the centre of attention.
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>>86930866
This is okay.
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>>86930857
She's been around for ages and was previously Cartman's partner in a science project during season 9.
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>>86930866
After they're intense battle against each other they embrace and finally kiss, ending the civil war.
Afterwards you unlock the multiple followers perk along with Craig and Tweek combined yaoi attack which was confirmed to be a thing in a recent gameinformer article.
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>>86930741
Yep, doesn't have the yellow on his hat but otherwise looks similar.
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>>86931096
Fucking amazing.
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>>86926448
well thats awesome
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This fucking season
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>>86928692
nice try
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>>86931178
Ike somehow always ends up seeing them fuck. Which isn't all that bad considering he lost his virginity already.
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>>86931178
>Gerald's reaction seeing the dog pee
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>>86931178
Kyles reaction to Cartman having a gf was interesting, it was very shocked and couldn't even finish a sentence, I may have put on shipper goggles but I see something in this.
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>>86931210
You did put them on. It was just disbelief. A reasonable reaction.
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>>86931210
How about: Kyle & co. did something horrible to Cartman in order to keep the girls on their side, only to discover that what they did had left him better off than them.
Isn't that shocking enough?
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>>86927291
was this the right thing to do?
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>>86931233
PC Principal said it's okay.
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>>86928720
>how in the fuck did you find 4chan?
someone told me it's a familysite for artwork
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Reminder that Heidi is a two faced bitch.
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>>86931233
It was the only thing to do.
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>>86930638
they are not this kind of gay
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>>86931233
This tightness in my pants says it was.
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>>86931240
because he's a sjw and had to face his own contradictions.
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>>86930638
They're gay but not that gay.
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>>86931282
So she fits together with Cartman just fine.
>>86931295
I noticed how he seemed to be pissed at the girls, actually.
>This is what happens when you protest the National Anthem
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I think this episode was suggesting that people who are actually in a genuine relationship don't give two fucks about gender wars and so on. Really explains why I'm so interested in gender equality issues.
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>>86931233
They escalated the problem so not really, then again being an uncle kyle wasn't really going to change shit anyway
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I'm not a gay shipper, but I was kinda surprised when Butters flipped out and told Craig and Tweek that it didn't matter to the girls that they were gay and they didn't say anything about it.
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>>86931328
They need to escalate the problem to get it to reach its climax already. It's all going to come to a head anyway so may as well hurry it along rather than delay it. Plus it was awesome.
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>>86931345
Well that's just the way it is now. It was nice to get some more Creek in the spotlight.
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i laughed at the addiction scene
nailed it
sometimes youjust want to troll in rlf
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Man, I'm really curious as to what's going to happen with Cartman, I'd like to see him have a new leaf of sorts. But I know Kyle is gonna fuck it up.

I wonder if Heidi will stick around.
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>>86931487
They really could use girls in the show that aren't Wendy.
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>>86931499
Considering the fact that they are kinda mixing things up Heidi might be perfect. Wendy and Bebe are too bitchy to join the main crew.
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>>86931510
Bebe joined the main crew and almost made everyone kill each other.
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>>86931519
That wasn't her fault though.
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>>86931487
I don't know if she'll die or anything like that, I mean it's possible but I'm putting my money on this all just being a one season thing
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>>86931510
Heidi is too boring though, and she isn't funny.
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>>86931551
She's funny, get over it.
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>>86925476
Why the fuck would you spoil it you fucking clown
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>>86931551
Heidi is the funniest girl, get over it.
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>>86931559
How is that a spoiler? Stan's been all over Wendy since episode 1 of season 1.
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>>86931571
But did he see her vagina from 6 feet away for a few seconds?
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>>86925643
Source?
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>>86931577
They've had sex.
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>>86931577
That's not in the OP.
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>>86931586
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>>86931586
Wat
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>>86931571
Haven't they always been like that? (Besides Raisins) I thought this was referring to a totally different new relationship
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>>86931617
Oh it is, the OP just wrote the wrong name.
>>
Boo Wendy
Boo
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>>86931613
>CmdrStan: Will Stan and Wendy ever kiss? I think they should.
>Trey: They did kiss. They've kissed at least four times that i can think of and in one episode they had sex but you didn't see it.
>Matt: I can't remember the exact episode, but all the other people were at the bus stop and if you look really closely you can see them behind the trees.
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>>86931640
can someone find the scene in question and post a gif of it here?
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>>86931640

If that's a real quote you know it's just Matt baiting you right?
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>>86931603
>スタウェン
エッチだよ!!
>知っていません
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>>86931636
If he was referring to Cartman I just dun goofed and spoiled myself
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Just saw the latest episode. The name of the danish guy who made the troll hunt website is called Lennart Bedrager, which is danish for fraudster.
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>>86931657
>>知っていません
>>86931613のため
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>>86931652
I wouldn't be so sure, In one of the drafts for the movie at the end Wendy offers to show Stan her clitoris.
Now you know where the Heidi thing first came from.
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>>86931658
Well you should've seen the episode before coming into a thread discussing it, shouldn't you?
>>86931660
This has been pointed out, but what does it mean for the plot?
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>>86931660
well it was pretty obvious when he was asked "what would happen when information of good people is used for bad things" and he just brushed it off saying it won't be used in that manner.
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>>86931603
>98
>>86931674
>99
いくつ?
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>>86931660
>>86931675
>>86931679
I hope he employs Zoe Quinn for his project.
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>>86931679

I think this is a reference to real life anti troll legislation as only a few days ago there was a BBC story about it happening in the UK. It just seems weird that they picked BBC to report it.
>>
Cartman doesn't have a master plan because he's already won without doing anything.
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>>86931652
>>86931648
>>86931640
They later said that it was a joke and everyone who seriously looked for it deserved to have their time wasted.
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>>86931706
You don't think he'd get bored if he wasn't actively fucking someone over? It's happened before.
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>>86931695
年の数だよ
例えば、98は1998年になる
このように、00は2000年。
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>>86931679
>>86931675
Could mean nothing Matt and Trey dont really telegraph plot twists.
Although Im thinking it means that he a swede and not a dane. and everyone knows that you cant trust a swede.
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>>86931510
Heidi is literally called the "Two-faced bitch" in the Stick of Truth.
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>>86931715
Humans colonizing Mars, anon.
Cartman is enlightened now, he is beyond petty squabbles.
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>>86931716
なるほど
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>>86928723
Truth
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>>86931720
speaking of
do you guys think we could have some of the girls as companions in the fractured but whole that always follow you?
sorta like you could only pick from stan,kyle,kenny,butters and cartman?
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>>86931747
We've seen Wendy as a superhero, so sure.
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>>86931747
They showed the board with all the companions but only Wendy is female.
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>>86931705
pretty sure that part was based on this
http://www.dailydot.com/irl/online-bullying-database-doxing-kickstarter-suspended/
the kickstarter got suspended and I couldn't find the trailer but here https://youtu.be/KhWaCzXnThg?t=1m18s
The site still will launch tho
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>>86931747
Wendy is your call girl, you can fuck her whenever you want in the game.
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>>86931767
i wonder if stan would get jealous from always moving around with wendy?
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>>86931767
hm,i wonder if she is a companion,would she follow you into the boys bathroom? or your bedroom?
or what if butters is following you and you take a shit infront of him as a female mc?
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>>86931855
Butters has seen bush before.
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>>86925476
Will Gerald and the rest meet actual trolls, you think?
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>>86931842
I don't understand your question
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>>86931904
Are there real trolls? And if there are, will they too be eventually stopped by Craig?
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>>86925476
You mean, Cartman. Stan is one of the Broken-Ups.
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>>86931921
The question works off the basis that Wendy would be available as a companion for the player in Fractured But Whole.
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>>86931855
She's confirmed as a companion so I assume yes.
Could lead to some funny dialogue.
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>>86931922
>Are there real trolls?

Episode said the most dangerous ones can mimic humans. The one that finds Gerald is abnormally short.
>>
I find Creek cute, but the fans are beginning to become super obnoxious.

It's pretty much Nanofate at this point - go ahead and ship em, but it's not explicitly canon and will never be.
>>
>>86931855
You can be an actual girl in the new game, with the justification being "they didn't realize you were a girl in the stick of truth."

Imagine if Heidi tries to fuck you up for hitting on Cartman
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>>86931949
Hm, from the gameplay I would assume that you get 2 companions instead of one like in the first game.

Although maybe that was for that part of the game.
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>>86931992
>not explicitly canon
Looks pretty canon to me.
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>>86931992
>but it's not explicitly canon and will never be.

Probably because despite all the obvious fan shipping Matt and Tray are doing you can never tell if they are still faking it.

But let's face it, they pretty much are canon now.
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>>86931988
What if they aren't real trolls but crab people?
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>>86932070
Craaaab people
Craaaab people
Taste like crab, talk like people
Craaaab people
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>>86932036
>>86932046
I don't mind shota fucking shota, but c'mon, give me an argument. Tell me why it's "explicitly canon." Try not to mention Reddit or SJWs or /pol/, or anything besides stuff that we see on camera.
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>>86932083
YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
AND MY WORLD NEVER LOOKED SO BRIGHT
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>>86932099
1. Them rolling with in Tweek x Craig
2. Them still being treated like a couple by others in this very episode
3. The yaoi themed special attack from Fractured But Whole
>>
Anyone else loving the role reversal with Cartman and Butters?
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>>86932125
>1. Them rolling with Tweek x Craig
Tweek x Craig explained that they needed to get back together because it made the town sad. They also happened to realize they like being friends, but the first reason was the main motivation.
>2. Them still being treated like a couple by others in this very episode
...Why wouldn't they? Tweek x Craig established that the town(possibly a metaphor for shippers), was happier with image of two gay boys.
>3. The yaoi themed special attack from Fractured But Whole
Hm, interesting. Do they kiss? Link me to the attack. Cause I'll be honest at the moment it's just Nanofate.
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>>86932178
See
>>86931096
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>>86932213
That's just speculation you knob.
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>>86932296
>which was confirmed to be a thing in a recent gameinformer article
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/10/12/dont-forget-to-bring-a-buddy-a-look-at-south-park-fractured-but-wholes-partners.aspx
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>>86932178
He's also forgetting the the game informer article clearly labels them dating but fighting as seen on Matt and Tray's mindmap whiteboard.
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>>86932330
To the entire town Tweek and Craig are "dating." Tweek x Craig is explictly about a fake gay relationship they take to make the town(Yaoi Shippers) happy.

Show me the kiss and I'll believe you. Until then it's just Nanofate.
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>>86932178
>nanofate
You mean the thing every single person who actually works on the franchise including the original creator says is canon but the producers wont say either way to milk the whole thing?
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>>86932407
Yup, exactly that. Go canon or go home.
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>>86932361
You can fake a kiss, too.
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>>86932584
And if they fake the kiss I'm sure Matt and Trey will show Tweek and Craig talk about faking it before or after hand.

...I mean, you yaoi shippers didn't actually believe Tweek and Craig were really fighting when they "broke up?" It was an act on both sides, there was a whole two minute scene where they plan the break-up before hand.
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>>86932617
You're retarded, we get it.
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>>86932705
>pointing out the obvious is retarded

I guess?
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>>86932321
>Clyde grossly flirts with Wendy
I thought he liked Bebe?
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>>86932840
Clyde is a male-slut.
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>>86925476
I'm watching right now, and I had to pause it because
>I did it for the lulz
Oh my god, that meme's ancient. How'd people here react when that line was uttered?
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>>86932902
Nothing big since it was like for a short moment.
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>>86932902
It's about what you'd expect from some old lawyer who's trying to get with the times and the internets and memeing and blargh-blargh-blargh.
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Who here /boyzravu/?
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>>86932764
Everyone knows they started out "fake" but so far the official South Park social media accounts don't do anything to confirm it's still fake, instead they are tagging things with "Creek is canon" or "Creek is real", making national coming out day posts featuring them, valentine posts etc. They show up together or are referenced in most episodes as well. The whiteboard shown with the plot elements of TFB says they are dating, not fake dating. And if they are fake dating you'd think they either don't care about being on opposite sides or that they'd pretend to still be together. If they are only together for the town then they wouldn't be openly fighting.
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>>86932764
You just no ability to into subtext, it's okay anon
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>>86932764
You remind of someone who would keep getting hints dropped by a girl you like that she likes you back but would never pick up upon it unless she wrote in on a lead pipe and beat you with it.
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>>86929660
>Doesn't matter. It's still cp. If a parent's group wanted to take south park to court for cp they could.
you uh don't know how the obscenity laws work you fucking dumbass.

Quit stuffing your mouth full of cock.
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>>86931312
>I noticed how he seemed to be pissed at the girls, actually.
>>This is what happens when you protest the National Anthem
Hes not pissed at them. He supports their rights, but is teaching them that EVERYONE has rights, not just them.
Hes kind of an ok dude.
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>>86933252
So he's the good kind of SJW
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>>86933282
>So he's the good kind of SJW
Yep. Throughout the arc where the used him hes shown as having a real sense of justice, and he doesn't power monger.
He wants good things for people and that's the kind of guy you want on your side.
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>>86933222
trips confirm anon is a dumpass haha
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In earlier threads, people were commenting that #dicksout/Harambe was a dead meme and naming the episode after it was showing how they were out of touch

The truth is that no. No they are not. Harambe is still very much dank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4jN2NmQn9c

(Also so is dabbing)
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>>86933299
I mean. He can still be rather extreme. I wouldn't say he's completely reasonable, just that he's being set into the background now.
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>>86933496
>I mean. He can still be rather extreme. I wouldn't say he's completely reasonable, just that he's being set into the background now.

Well I didn't say he wasn't extreme, hes obviously a type of person exaggerated to ridiculous levels.
Just that he at least knows right from wrong and is willing to back that up.
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>>86933520
Or at least that he's starting to learn the difference.
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>>86933431
First Kyle has to drink pee, now Gerald is peed on. South Park just loves pissing on Jews, huh?
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>>86933431
Am I doing it right Gerald?
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>>86927218
This. Also I would never fuck with cartman, like remember what he did to the kid who sold him pubes ?
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>>86927202
Worst part of the episode
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>>86933431
It's weird he enjoys cat pee over human pee.
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>>86933899
One gets you high and sends you to the Boob World, the other is just warm salt water.
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>>86925476
Despite OP being retarded, this season is being great.
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>>86928930
>>86928765
Tell us
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>>86930074
hes the bbeg
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>>86928650
>>86928671
Did you all forget they used real fanart submitted by fans for that episode?
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>>86927250
I mean it is coming back to the shocking side of casual TV , but it's not yet in Moral Orel park.
>>86927860
I would say she likes him only because its only 2 of them that are disconnected and somehow linked . I would expect that later more people will disconnect and she will find somebody else. Or one of them more likely Cartman will go back online to share their relationship but it will go bad.
>>86928179
I was thinking that, it's like Cartmans wet dream . A Jew responsible for trolling.
>>86928359
>>86929545
This. He was fixed , but because his mother was needy and lonely , she revert him to how he was previously.
>>86929078
DESU. He is a gamer not a troll. If there is a episode on how shity NMS was , he could come back
>>86929530
> Everybody go back to the pile !
>>86929711
>>86929773
Cp is applicable to minors in sexual situations , not fictional characters. By this logic you could say that a lot of art is CP.
>>86929952
Ikr. From a total bitch in SP:BLU movie to best waifu . I'm sure he is happy he didn't say scat porn .
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>>86934261
>scat porn
And now I'm imagining Sheila shitting on him. Gee, thanks!
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>>86927835

The way they do episodes on other groups like the Goth kids or the retarded kids made me wonder why they haven't done an episode where the girls are the main characters.

And that Wendy is the Cartman of the group.
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>>86934392
>where the girls are the main characters
The List
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
The Hobbit

I mean technically Wendy is the MC of all of them, but the main focus is on the girls in general.

>Wendy is the Cartman of the group
She's always been a mix of Stan/Kyle. The voice of reason and leader of her group.
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>>86931321
>Tumblr file name
What side of this war are you on, anon?
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>>86934481
I know it's a old old episode , but she did hire a hit squad to kidnap the teacher that Stan had a crash on .
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>>86934606
Season 1.
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>>86934606
She pulled a Scott Tenorman 5 seasons before Cartman did. And they never brought it up again.
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>>86934621
Thank you , anon . I just also remember the episode where Wendy fuck Cartmans shit up , completely and it did start from him making jokes about breast cancer . Will the story repeat ?
>>86934685
Between beating up boys , hiring hit squads and giving lectures , she actually seams like a much better writer character than Kyle , although Stan doesn't have much to do nowadays
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I just remembered , where did her boob job go ?
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>>86934481

No I mean where the boys don't appear at all. Sometimes we get episodes where Jimmy and Timmy do shit and sometimes its the Goth Kids off on their own.

And Wendy is totally the Cartman of the group.

She's smart but she got a teacher fired into the sun and had breast enhancement surgery because of her jealousy and inadequacy. She may be nicer and smarter than Cartman but she drops to his level so much. She beat him up for making fun of breast cancer and became "Wendell" just to mess with him.

Also her audition for Fingerbang is totally a song Cartman would sing.
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>>86934924
Well, that's true, she is really the only one who can get to his level and outsmart him besides Kyle.

>>86934841
The show pretends it never happened like most continuity things.
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>>86934924
>She beat him up for making fun of breast cancer

I fucking love that episode
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>>86935023
The best part is how Cartman still thought he won in the very end.
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>>86933006
Who doesn't
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>>86934110
Pan pizza
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>>86935056
Fuck off
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#WeinersOutforOldCartman
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>>86935140
Cartman is willing to go to great lengths not to break character when he's playing a con. Look at him as General Lee, AWESOME-O, Mitch Conner or the time with his stuffed animals.
He's faking it.
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>>86935042
Wassup wassup
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>>86935197
Took a shit on your desk brah, wassup with that?
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>>86935192
Yeah I was thinking of that, I was rewatching all of South Park and Mitch Conner is the best example.

But if it's like that I'm gonna feel really sad for Heidi after, like god damn.
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>>86935230
Heidi Turner is a two-faced bitch, don't feel sorry for her.
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>>86935192
I honestly think his plan is to watch everything burn while he remains on the outside.
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>>86935238
>Heidi utterly BTFOs him back afterwards
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>>86930908
>all those fucking mountains and shit in the shots from Denmark

nigga it's flat.

Glad someone else caught the bedrager thing
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What if Cartman is the hero in this season?
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>>86935140
Can we make this a thing please
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>>86925680
False.
She's ten so it's unlikely she has any hair down there.
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>>86933431
The worst part is that this is all his fault. His wife was really understanding and nice about it and just wanted to please him. He fucked himself over so hard.
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http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s20e04-wieners-out/troll-trace

Speculations about this?
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Strangest westaboo shit i've seen yet
Clyde and Craig endlessly rolling down a hill to Vocaloid music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCduFIIwdEc
Why did I watch every second of it...?
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>>86935438
Hey, it was better than revealing her he is the skankhunt42 that made an athlete kill herself.
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>>86935238
>There both actually super evil behind the farce and they fall inlove all over again.
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>>86935497
Beautiful. Make it so.
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>>86935488
So is sunglasses a chick or a man with very large man boobs?
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>>86935465
there are dozen of other things he could have done to prevent this
i can understand being freaked out and just saying the first awkward fetish you can think of, but you could always turn it around with things like "I just like to see people do it, i don't like to do it myself" or "It's the woman who is suppose to be pissed on, not the man"
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>>86935534
>"I just like to see people do it, i don't like to do it myself"
She'd probably ask if he'd want her to do it with someone else.
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>>86935525
A dyketroll
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>>86935534
True.

But he was kinda cornered between the truth and making his wife feel better trying to please his "fetish".
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>>86935554
would be better than getting pissed on yourself.
If he is willing to do it just to please a fetish, she has no one to blame but herself. A fetish is just that, a fetish, it has nothing to do with the rest of your life, including your marriage
>>
I felt so bad for Sheila after this episode
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>>86935457
Have you seen this one?
https://youtu.be/Wl83bJQws0E
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>>86935654
Wow...
>the repeated censored beeping at the end
Made me really wanna watch the tourettes episode
One of my favorites ever

This one was adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U6CEXdd3Fc
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>>86935711
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>>86935711
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>>86935711
I like this one
I prefer it to the other versions cause its in the shows style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYc8M80ODf8
This one is worth showing too, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8OB8LRmNo
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Is Stephen so fucked up with member berries that he didn't ground Butters for taking his wiener out on the National Anthem?
>>
>>86935711

>Kyle has no rhythm at the end
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>>86929403
I think think Cartman's only so small because his fat eats like an inch.
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>>86930327
He went BLM
>>
Can you honestly still respect any of these boys once you have seen their penises?
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>>86932840
Where is Kenny?
>>
>>86936323
Mysterion in top right corner.
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>>86936323
Right top corner.
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>>86936343
>>86936347
Ah shit, didn't see him on my phone.

I only phonepost when I'm in my bathroom break.
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>>86936384
That's ok anon!
Glad we could help you find him.
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>>86936440
Craig has a sister?

She doesn't appear that much, does she?, because I don't remember her.
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>>86936504
Not very often, but she's there.
She was first seen in Tweek vs Craig
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>>86930878
They're protesting at the national anthem.
It's BLM.
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>>86930878
MRAs who counterprotest feminists because their girlfriends left them and they're bitter about it.
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>>86929734
Its not illegal, naked depictions of children can't be made illegal as it suddenly makes tonnes of art illegal and this gets covered under artistic expression.
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>>86935192
>I wonder.... will I dream
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>>86936749
Depends on where you live.

In Bongland or Europe you'll still get in trouble.
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>>86927543
He needs to be brought back as a regular dammit, less Randy & Butters
>>
How will they tie together the boys vs. girls plot with the trolling plot? I know they're sort of connected but they're heading in different directions
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>>86936783
I'm actually curious about euro laws on this topic, because its not like there aren't naked children depicted in art and statues over here.
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>>86936843
More Butters pls
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>>86936843
Matt and Trey don't use him much because he can't speak. Mysterion was perfect because it was their way of making Kenny talk while technically not cheating there "He's always mumbling and never see his face" shtick.

Which is really stupid, Matt and Trey aren't the type to follow tradition, hell Kenny dying every episode didn't last past 5 seasons. They should smarten up and just let Kenny be audible once and for all.
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>>86936949
exactly
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>>86936949
>>86937007
Not that I don't agree that this would be a good move on their part, people would just bitch if they made Kenny talk permanently.
>I miss his mumbling!!!
How would they even do it? Give him a new coat that doesnt cover his face/mouth?
People would bitch about that too, even
>I miss Kenny's old parka!!
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>>86937228
>How would they even do it?
Just have his hoodie down.
You're overthinking.

He still won't get that many big roles except for the occasional drama episode which he seems to be typecasted but he'd be make for a good role of being one of the more loudmouthed of the four kids. Just like Stan is a diet Kyle, a straightman who can become self-serving and emotional, Kenny would be a diet Cartman. He's by and far the most perverse of the kids and is frequently known to curse just as much as Cartman but still very much has a conscious and is known to do the right things when push comes to shove.
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>>86936577
Was it the episode where the entire family would flip off one another? That shit was cash.
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>>86925680
>heidi
>having a bush
She's what? 8?
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>>86938257
They're all either 9 or 10 now
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>>86931233
Hard to say.
Kyle's shtick at the basketball game seemed to be working but Butters has his whole pride thing.
It's kinda clear that Butters is emotionally stunted on some level due to Cartman's presence but without the cornerstone of the social group, he goes off on tangents once he loses tethers.
The whole season seems to be saying a lot about conservatism, not the policies but the mindset of avoiding change and seeking comfort in the familiar to fatalistic ends; a mindset seen on both the left and the right.

Butters would rather lash out than adapt to not having a girlfriend while the troll was out.
The member berry people can't adjust to new pop culture and seek to live in the past.
The addiction to social media makes most of them unable to imagine adapting without Twitter or their tech.
Incidentally, Cartman and Heidi are doing the best of anyone since they found solace in other human beings
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>>86931179
>>86925476


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_South_Park_episodes
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>>86938347
Still too young to have a bush.
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>>86938541
>Parker and Stone have expressed interest in continuing the series until Comedy Central cancels it.

There's no way Comedy Central cancels South Park, they would be declining money.
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>>86936783
>>86936909
Thats very much true for Uk. images and videos that represent minors in sexual situations or suggestive poses will be condidered CP. Any person depicted as child will also be cp. Howewer is still less strict than some places in murica. Cannot remeber was it Kansas that depiction of child urinating is considered CP . Pretty much any image that main purpose is depiction of a child or person that might be considered a child in a erotic situation is cp.
>'(2)The reference inparagraph (a)of the of child pornography to a person shall be construed as including a reference to a figure resembling a person that has been generated or modified by computer-graphics or otherwise, and in such a case the fact, if it is a fact, that some of the principal characteristics shown are those of an adult shall be disregarded if the predominant impression conveyed is that the figure shown is a child.'
So your loli is cp unless you can prove without a shadow of a doubt that is a adult.
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>>86938724
I feel that they have a golden formula going there . Most showed do their own thing where southpark for a long time , would base each season on recent events and be still fresh and relatable with some side plot mixed into it.
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>>86938776
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>>86939068
I herd about that but on the end the block only happened in German afik. I got southpark on Steam and there was no censorship there . The only game I finsih 100% played it few times and Jew is the best class, very OP compering to others
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>>86925794
>giving oral to a woman

literally the gayest thing ever
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>>86939289
Really?

I thought the Thief was the OP class with the stack of bleeding.

Might try Jew on my second play
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