>I feel nothing but contempt for every single one of you pieces

Why is every comedian in America on Hillary's side?

I hope trump wins. Not only to prevent ISIS from infiltrating the US en mass or to cut down on illegal immigration, but to see Mr. Garrison become president in south park

>>86885134
They're not all on Hillary's side, but as comedians, they naturally are drawn to an easy joke, and that's exactly what Trump is.

>>86885134
I thought Trey and Matt were libertarians

>>86885156
thing is though if anyone points out anything wrong about Hillary to really any of them they proceed to go straight to full on anally pained like you just unleashed a torrent of yo momma jokes the same day said mother died

Doesn't help that the majority of hollywood is pumping out youtube videos begging and pleading for everyone to vote hillary or it'll "literally" be Hitler all over again

>>86885134
South Park shits on Hillary too though, as do other comedians. She's just more boring is the thing.

>>86885201
>>86885134
>>Boohoohoo no bully
Trump has so much more material to make jokes about, stop being a faggot

>>86885134
Cause there is nothing funny about her. Meanwhile trump and his supporters are jokes. Pretty simple

>>86885185
They are, but the only libertarian in the race is a retard who has no chance of winning, so they may as well go after the fat angry orange. Trump is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for comedy writers and there's no way Trey and Matt are missing out on that.

>>86885237
>>86885227
This.
>>86885257
>>>/r/eddit

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>>86885201
Oh noes, someone criticized /pol/'s boyfriend, time for them to break out the butthurt and the conspiracy theories.

>>86885257
>>86885227

This right here. Almost any candidate would be less of a clown than Trump, but Hillary is particularly boring. The only good jokes about her were old and stale 20 years ago (mostly blowjob jokes about Bill) and she simply hasn't said anything very funny this year, whereas Trump makes an unprecedented ass of himself roughly once every 12 hours.

>>86885318
I mean she hasn't even said one thing about grabbing some dick

>>86885318

This also they took the piss out of her because (until this week) they were neck and neck despite Trump making an unprecedented arse of himself every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlqKFlU7YAs

>>86885318
>>86885343
I want Trump to grab Obama's dick and boipussy as he leaves the White House. This needs to happen. America needs Trump.

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>>86885359
Reminds me of this line.

>>86885107
Hillary was already the butt of America's jokes when her hubby allegedly diddlied some ladies. That's as old and stale as she is now though. Nothing funny about Republicans hounding her for benghazi. You know, benghazi. The only way they would have found out about her emails to begin with. The emails they latched onto because they couldn't find her guilty of murder

>>86885287
Correcting the record.

>>86885385
I don't understand why the person was imagining them having sex in the first place

>>86885401
libtards are degenerates that dance to the jews' piper call to the fuck pit, so sex is always on their mind

>>86885134
Because Trump is a walking joke. He's a stereotypical evil businessman from an 80's movie. He played that role on television for like 5 seasons. He's running for president and made it down to the final 2 choices, that's hilarious.

>>86885401
I want to respond with a joke here but Scott has gotten a bit of a reputation for hanging out with and fucking girls less than half his age.
Note: not pedophilia.
>>86885411
Please don't falseflag /pol/ friends!

Mods are so fucking useless. If an obvious /pol/ thread like this isn't enough to warrant deletion, then we have truly become a shit board.

>>86885421
It really is a time to be alive!
>>86885423
Oh, come on, it's not THAT bad!

>>86885411
Oh go the fuck away /pol/.

>>86885422
>>86885444
Please do not bully /pol/ friends!

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I don't like Trump either and I can understand how people can rationalize that Hillary is the lesser of two evils even if I don't agree, but what I utterly fail to understand are the people who unironically believe Hillary to be honest, law-abiding, not corrupt, and not a warhawk.

>>86885459
When are we killing that board to cut back on server costs again?

>>86885467
Never! /co/ is a cool board!

>>86885461
Most of the US voters are "low information", meaning completely uninformed morons who believe what the media feed them rather uncritically, and people who are so disenfranchised with it all that they don't believe anyone anymore and make shit up that makes sense to them.
You see how those split between the candidates.

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I hope the next episode is about a Garrison sex tape surfacing. Maybe Mr. Slave will show up.

>>86885134
I thought the whole point was that she was so bad/stupid that she makes even trump seem like a viable option

>>86885492
How did we come to this?

>>86885525
I thought this was the joke as well. She's so disliked by people within her own party, especially after she shafted Bernie.

>>86885492
It's not like she has been on the front page of all media since benghazi

>>86885201
based trumpfag bitching and complaining to protect his god.

both candidates suck, grow the fuck up and take a joke.

>>86885275
>They are, but the only libertarian in the race is a retard who has no chance of winning
And Hillary Clinton.

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>>86885461
>honest

Oh, she lies plenty, but no more than the average politician. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>law-abiding

20 years and hundreds of millions of dollars spent on some of the most extensive investigations on any public official on the planet, all paid for and backed by her political opponents who would want nothing more than to see her thrown in jail, and in all that time there has never been enough evidence to charge her with a single crime, let alone convict her of one. So yeah, anyone who is actually paying attention can be pretty fucking confident that she's either law-abiding, or the most brilliant master criminal who ever lived. And the second possibility seems like a pretty cool option to have as president if we're being honest.

I mean I'm sure Clinton has done some shady crap but I also think she's smart enough to keep everything legal.

>not corrupt

Like lying, she is corrupt but not to an unusual degree given her profession. Which sucks but that's the system we're stuck with.

>not a warhawk

Oh she's totally a warhawk, just like every other president we've had in the last 30 years. The US is going to be stuck with hawk leaders no matter what we do, because it's part of the nature of our culture. At least with Hillary you have someone who would know what she was doing if (by which I mean when) the US finds a new country full of Muslims to bomb.

tl,dr: I'd rather have a highly competent person who's kind of an asshole than an incompetent one who's a total saint (but the second choice is not an option this year, since Trump is both incompetent and a leaky bag of colon juice.) I think Hillary is probably a cold-hearted bitch but that's fine; she's running to be president, not my best friend.

>>86885501
When was the last time Mr. Slave showed up anyway?

>>86885467

If /pol/ gets deleted it would flood to other boards, it kept on happening whenever /new/ got deleted.

>>86885591

>At least with Hillary you have someone who would know what she was doing if (by which I mean when) the US finds a new country full of Muslims to bomb.

You realise she ballsed up Syria right?

>>86885595
> it kept on happening whenever /new/ got deleted.
Nobody even knew we had a news board when moot announced he was going to revive it as /pol/.

Hell, nobody even realized there was a news board on the textboard AKA world4ch all this time before it got frozen.

Keeping /pol/ is a mistake.

>>86885603
That's an extremely gross simplification of an issue that has been boiling up for decades and decades.

>>86885611

>Nobody even knew we had a news board when moot announced he was going to revive it as /pol/.

fuck off newfag, back when /n/ was around they used to flood smaller boards all the time. If they were down, when they got deleted or just for fun.

/pol/ is annoying and yes they do post on other boards. But imagine if there was nothing to contain them.

>>86885107
Why don't they make jokes about how people close to Hilary mysteriously die? The "Trump is a dum dum" joke is so stale.

>>86885616

Yes but you realise that she ballsed up right?

And not only syria but Ukraine and the whole Nato / Russian relationship as well right?

>>86885639

Their joke from last episode is that Hillary is the dumb one though. Because even though Trump is shit she wasn't outright winning and she was generally fucking up. Do you even watch south park?

>>86885591
Name one other American politician with a million dollar charity scam under their belt that has fucked over entire countries.

>>86885201
Both condidates are awful, Trump is batshit insane, Hillary is going to serve her own agenda, between those two Hillary is going to do the least damage since she at least knows to do the questionable stuff behind closed doors. Bernie was a step up from either in spite of a crotchety old hippy, but the whole thing has been a shit-show from start to finish...

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Reminder that the seasons punchline is going to be Donald Trump winning against Clinton and Garrison as a third party

>>86885634
>back when /n/ was around
Hint, hint. I insist, when /pol/ was brought back, /n/ was always thought of as the transportation board.

And the moderator team is significantly larger now. Spamming shit is petty, we've always survived raids from just about everybody.

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>>86885591
>Don't hate the player, hate the game.
When the players are the one who set the rules of the game, I'll hate any player I want. It's actually jaw-dropping to see someone completely okay with corruption.

>20 years and hundreds of millions of dollars spent on some of the most extensive investigations on any public official on the planet, all paid for and backed by her political opponents who would want nothing more than to see her thrown in jail, and in all that time there has never been enough evidence to charge her with a single crime, let alone convict her of one.
There is more than enough evidence to actually go to trial with her, especially after the recent FOIA the RNC got and the information revealed by Paul Combetta. James Comey said they needed evidence to find intent, which can easily be formulated at this stage with her false statements to congress, and attempts to conceal wrongdoing. Circumstantial evidence is just as strong as direct evidence.

>Oh she's totally a warhawk, just like every other president we've had in the last 30 years. The US is going to be stuck with hawk leaders no matter what we do, because it's part of the nature of our culture. At least with Hillary you have someone who would know what she was doing if (by which I mean when) the US finds a new country full of Muslims to bomb.
There are literally 3 candidates in the race who are not warhawks, at least not to the extent of Hillary Clinton. She is the pro-war and pro-wallstreet candidate, there is no denying this. If you're going to keep trying to play apathetic to politics, then what is the problem with Trump? He is not anymore incompetent than Hillary, and on actual substantive policy he is better.

>>86885134
because ones that are for trump know its suicide to admit it

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>>86885642
>Ukraine and the whole Nato / Russian relationship
Are you dumb?
You realize the Ukranian revolution happened after Hillary Clinton stopped being Secretary of State, right?

>>86885659
And now she is set for a landslide victory.

>>86885551
I figured it was obvious until one of my roommates said something like "oh yeah even south park supports hillary " and I just though "are you that dumb"

>>86885134
More and more mainstream comedians are becoming SJW cucks. Look at Oswalt. And they don't want to be alienated because one thing said deemed TOO offensive could alienate them and kill their career.

>>86885661
Uhhh Trump? He can't even legally keep that charity foundation anymore.
Although calling him a politician is an overstatement. He's like a wannabee banana republic dictator.

>>86885740

>who is victoria nuland

>>86885770
Just because you don't think he's legit doesn't mean he's not anon.

>>86885740
Not that anon but regarding Russia, she is acting as if we're still in the Cold War with Red Scare tier propaganda and finger pointing at Russia, when the FBI has already said there's not proof it was them.

>>86885772
Not Hillary Clinton, that's who.

>>86885677
what about Trump's policies or rhetoric makes you think he's batshit insane?

why is it whenever this cuck board talks about Trump, they seem to just parrot what something an idiot like Alex Hirsch would say, ie, "he's literally Hitler", "muh /pol/", "racist xenophobe", etc? because he said he will build a wall to stop illegal immigration?

>>86885741
Landslide? I don't think so Tim. The polls are still plenty close. One of the biggest mistakes the left has made this entire election is believing he has no shot. Even after the second debate less than a month from election day, some pundit on twitter was trying to argue that Hillary lost it intentionally, because to try and destroy Trump would "legitimize" him. Fuckin' Twilight Zone logic.

>>86885770
Yeah remember when Trump sold American Uranium deposits to the Russians and let Haiti implode on itself waiting for aid.

>>86885782
The Red Scare is going on with both of them, it's just Russia-faced with Hillary and China-faced with Trump.

>>86885134
Its just that trump has more jokes you can make about him.
For hillary you are largly limited to wow that hillary clinton sure is evil.

>>86885787
Let's bring back waterboarding, why not carpet bomb the middle east, let's kill their families (innocent civilians) because they deserve it, why not force a religious test onto every immigrant (on a country that supposedly has freedom of belief), torture is ok even if it doesn't work because suspects deserve it, i wish i could lock up my political opponent because the us justice system works like this, the list could go on.

>>86885823
Minus the religious test (unless you count interrogation,) the U.S. has been doing those things for decades and continue to do so. I mean, if you believe we haven't tortured anybody in the last eight years, you're naive.

>>86885823
so basically out of context or fabricated quotes that the MSM fed you, right.

>>86885838
what is this meme, all of that was said on live TV

>>86885796
The difference being that one is proposing protectionism (which I don't necessarily agree with) while the other is proposing military intervention.

>>86885850
Both propose military intervention on the middle east, are you dumb?

>>86885467
>>86885480
I mean, uh, /pol/ is full of nice guys!

>>86885823
Wow, look at all that complete and utter bullshit you just spewed.

I'll respond to the only part with any legitimacy

>i wish i could lock up my political opponent because the us justice system works like this

He said in a debate that if he became president that he would have Hillary investigated by someone OTHER then the fucking FBI, as well as a wisecrack regarding about how she's likely a criminal who should be in jail. Of course the media then proceeded to cry about how the evil man said he'd put her in jail for no reason.

>>86885846
No, that's you spewing bullshit.

>>86885867
I'm not talking about the middle east. Read the conversation.

>>86885846
>i wish i could lock up my political opponent because the us justice system works like this, the list could go on.
here is an example, this is from the last debate. clinton was rambling on about how trump in charge of the law would be a bad thing, to which he replied, hillary would be locked up for her criminal acts. it was a major burn moment for her that the MSM spun into him apparently wanting to throw her in jail stalin style or something, that brainless fucks like yourself apparently bought into.

To make this tangibly /co/-related, I think it's pretty obvious that Garrison is being written more as Garrison than Trump. I mean, I think there are shades of what they think of Trump with the whole "I don't know what I'm actually going to do" stuff, but everything has been exactly what Garrison would do rather than trying to make him a legitimate stand in for Trump.

Which makes me wonder what they'll actually do as we get closer to election day.

>>86885878
>I'll respond to the only part with any legitimacy
Seriously, what is this meme, all that shit is very well documented and only needs a brief google search to find the actual quote.

Does your brain have to work overtime to hold all that doublethink and thus why are you such an idiot?

>>86885881
>t was a major burn moment for her that the MSM spun into him apparently wanting to throw her in jail stalin style or something
It is a total stalin moment though. Only the Trump bubble interpreted it as a burn.

Trump is a teenage boy trapped in a disgusting cheeto-dust covered 70 year old body.

Hilary is a decrepit old witch.

They can both go to hell. But given the choice I'll go with Hilary since at least she's mastered the art of lying and won't be a complete foreign policy disaster.

>>86885880
You realize the middle east is a proxy war between the US and Russia right

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>>86885890
>all that shit is very well documented

Feel free to cough something up. By all means, prove me wrong, I don't mind.

>>86885899
>Saying you'll have someone investigated is equivalent to locking them up for no reason.

No.

>>86885899
hillary should be thrown in jail though, she violated the law. if anything, someone like her being immune to prosecution because of family name/connections is closer to the soviet way.

>>86885901
>won't be a complete foreign policy disaster.

Other than being a warhawk obsessed with Russia, I tend to agree with this. I worry that Trump would have "grab her by the pussy" moments every other month in dealing with other leaders and visitations and such.

>>86885880
So pedophile worshipers are chopping our citizens heads off and using it as a septum ring and you want to what? send them cookies and ask them to stop?

>>86885556
One is a criminal that needs thrown in jail and the other is the one man that finally said enough is enough and decided to take matters into his own hands after traditional polticians failed us time and time again.

But sure "they're both awful" because getting your feelings hurt by the truth is totally the same as having your civil liberties trampled on in the name of progressiveness and PC culture.

This place really is /co/mblr.

>>86885901
The candidate openly pushing for a return to cold war relations with Russia won't be a complete foreign policy disaster you say?

>>86885107
Hillary is too much of a sociopath and Trump is a joke.

Either way, America is fucked.

>>86885911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWiaYQUV2oM

Here's the kill their families one.
Look at the face of utter confusion on their faces.

And this is fox news too.

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>>86885929

>>86885908
Why are you avoiding the point I was making? Trump proposed protectionist policies against China to keep them from "stealing our jobs" while Clinton literally proposed military action against Russia for hacks she perceived to be from them. I'm pointing out that the comparison >>86885796 made is a false equivalence. The middle east is a complete red herring in this point, don't muddy the waters.

>>86885927
And you'd rather bend over and take it from Putin while alienating all important trade partners of the US?

>>86885899
>the Trump bubble
You mean the only sane people left in America?

>>86885944
>Clinton literally proposed military action against Russia for hacks she perceived to be from them
Uh, no she didn't.

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>>86885948
>I'd rather go to war with Russia than piss off Israel

>>86885570
Hillary is a conservative, not a libertarian.

>>86885948
Oh yes the those important trade partners whose entire population if fleeing to Europe.

>>86885951
i thought the no u meme was dead

>>86885957
“Make sure we are well defended and able to take the fight to those who go after us. As president I will make it clear that we will treat cyber attacks just like any other attack,” - HRC

>>86885940
Yes, and even then you're still disagreeing with me on it.

Explain to me how America is not fucked?

>>86885933
He's saying that because they (ISIS) use their families as shields anon. Context matters.

Whether or not that actually affects how you feel about the situation is something else entirely.

>>86885423
This board is 1/5th obvious /pol/ threads at any given time. This one has surprisingly less shitposting and bait than your average one.

Also
>/co/
>mods
Pick one.

>>86885961
Niether are an enjoyable thought.

Russia has the manpower, economy, and force to go kinda toe to toe with us.

Israel is like the tiny nation of forcibly trained soldiers with tech we've been giving them non-stop. They're on par with us for Air Power and they're battle hardened.


But let's not turn this to /pol/

>the only choice is between a clown and a retarded sociopath
I see America loves Russian elections so much they're trying to imitate those.

>>86885963
"Open borders" is a total libertarian shibboleth AND common goal.
In fact, if you don't want open borders, you're not really libertarian.
Also conservative politics and neo-liberalism go hand in hand like peanut and butter so yeah

>>86885799
And old! Don't forget old!

I'm genuinely surprised that no one, not even your average /pol/ shitposters/meme-magicians didn't take the whole "Hillary is literally a cuck" thing and run with it. One of the single most high profile instances of someone being cheated on then staying with them anyways and goddamn Kelly is the only one to make a joke out of it.

>>86885948
What important trade partners? Saudis and our greatest ally?

Europe is too weak to break trade relations with the US

>>86885983
>They care about their lives, don't kid yourselves

Uhhh

>>86885387
/pol/ has the worst memes

>>86885593
Follow That Egg where he was in love with Big Gay Al?

Mr. Slave also appeared in Stick of Truth too if you count vidya.

>>86886012
Well word is she got as much Pussy as Bill did on the side.

>>86886031
Using their loved ones as shields and caring about them are not exclusive to each other anon, these are religious whackjobs remember.

>>86885987
>Russia has the manpower, economy, and force to go kinda toe to toe with us.
No they don't. They're a fallen country lead by old gangsters. No one is going toe to toe to us unless they take the skies from us, which not even China has. Looks they the masters already sold you on their New Cold War.

>>86886031
Duuuuuuurrh you stupipe anon??

>>86886075
The context is "taking out their loved ones" because "they care about them".
There's a minute and a half of context, there's no shield thing unless you doublethink it.

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I say we vote Garrison for 2016. He's just so honest!

>>86886086
Are we watching the same video?

He literally states "The reason we are so ineffective is because they're using them as shields"

The reason it works is because people generally avoid taking down others with hostages for fear of getting them killed.

>>86885492
>>86885545
You can partly blame your education system that enforces competition instead of inclusion.

>>86886044
Oh yeah and like /co/mblr has anything worthwhile to contribute to the meme-conversations. We meme'd Trump this far and we'll meme him to victory. What the fuck has /co/mblr ever accomplished? A meme about how anybody but nerds and SJWs care about comics and cartoons?

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>>86885401
I think it's just a more elaborate way of calling him ugly, which they're just doing as a way of saying they don't like him/are angry at him.
Which I guess they're doing because they're brats and don't want to just stick to criticizing whatever it was he did to upset them

>>86885595
and that would last all of a week until they get bored and leave. You forget how they cant survive long outside of their own habitat. so threats of them flooding boards will be short lived and well worth the wait to see that cancer shrivel and die

>>86885823
>i wish i could lock up my political opponent because the us justice system works like this

this. saying you'll jail your political opponent is some 3rd world shit. She hasnt been tried for a fucking reason for 3 years and now he is gonna take office and throw her in jail and probably anyone else that opposes him. its like we are living in russia or something

>>86885595
>If /pol/ gets deleted it would flood to other boards
And that's different from how it is now... how?

>>86885987
>Israel is like the tiny nation of forcibly trained soldiers with tech we've been giving them non-stop. They're on par with us for Air Power and they're battle hardened.
And they have the population of New York city, hardly a threat. The only problem is their nuclear weapons.

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>>86885134
>>86885764
Conservatives in Hollywood have been blacklisted for decades. It's worse than ever now, sure, but don't pretend this is something new.

>>86886325
>She hasnt been tried for a fucking reason for 3 years
Gee, I wonder what reason that might be.

>>86886527
couldnt be because the republican controlled house and congress havent been trying NONSTOP for those 3 years. they couldnt get her on murdering diplomats which was the original reason the emails even came up so theyll settle with harassing her over those

>>86885764
funny how Oswalt's wife died of illness shortly after he attacked Trump

>>86886554
Oh that's cute they think the republicans are Hillary's enemy.

>>86885987
And how would they threaten the US?
With their no carriers, no long-range subs and no ICBMs capable of reaching the US I don't think that's anything approaching a question. Without US help and arms imports they could hardly afford their military.
They are effectively an American crusader state founded in hostile lands.
Without American backing they are not half the threat they look to be.
A formidable foe, yes. But every Israeli they lose hurts them badly and full mobilisation would cripple their economy. They can't reach America and they don't have the manpower to march anywhere outside their neighborhood.
Again, if they fight the US, they have no friends left.
No trade partners, no oil sources (remember, everyone with oil now hates them), nobody to even grant them access.
And then you can take out their centers of production in a single night with a few bombers sweeping in from European air bases. Because they are tiny.

>>86885134

Low hanging fruit, special interests, marketing.

You'll notice even the people who go as far to say that they're both supbar choices never bring up the DNC emails, her history on gay marriage and NAFTA, the attempt the sweep her private email scandal under the rug when any other politician would have been gutted for it, especially if they were conservative.

>>86885926
it's been /co/mblr since 2010, the mods and janitors don't help
I agree with what everyone else said that Matt and Trey are making fun of both Trump and Clinton, but getting a "making fun of both" when literally everyone else just makes fun of Trump isn't just aggravating; it's the easy way out. that's doubly frustrating in the case of South Park, which has generally sought to cause the greatest controversy.
the fact that Matt and Trey, the two guys who supposedly try their best to get cancelled, don't try to upset the media narrative that Trump "is literally Hitler" is just fucking disappointing.

>>86886609
>You'll notice even the people who go as far to say that they're both supbar choices never bring up the DNC emails, her history on gay marriage and NAFTA,
Because the other guy is just a rich asshole whose only accomplishments are related to business and he did that by screwing other people over.

They both have awful history in their own respective fields. People who go "But Trump didn't screw over anyone **politically**" are just throwing a smokebomb for their preferred candidate who almost singlehandedly ruined a city for his shitty casino, who sneaked in white girls to work illegally in his fashion companies, who scam people out of their money. The only reason he hasn't done any worse is because unlike Hillary he didn't have the power to do any worse.

>>86886597

Saying something stupid is one thing, but trying to act smugly superior while making an ass of yourself is truly the sign of a person with zero sense.

>>86886645

>NAFTA didn't screw people over

>>86885134
It would be bad for their careers, considering the entire media complex is shilling for her.
Scott Adams did switch to Trump then to Johnson (and asked Clinton supporters to help Johnson too) though.

>>86885467
But I like /pol/ :(

>>86886680
that's because Adams doesn't want to commit suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head five times in a home invasion

>>86885467
/pol/ generates more users, traffic, and 4chan passes than /co/
this board is first to go

>>86886645
Casinos can't fail anon. The house always wins. That's a saying for a reason. You have to be really retarded to lose money on a casino

>>86885979
America has been in a state of fucked for the last 50 years.

>>86885287
>Conspiracy
They literally released a video asking people to vote Hillary.

>>86886695
/pol/ produces more cancer than any other board. Nobody on that board buys passes

>>86886709
the amount of people posting there with 4chan leafs is a lot higher than here
sorry to burst your protective bubble

>>86886648
Hillary has been a neocon republican sine she voted for Iraq, opposed gay marriage and was scapegoating violent video games.

The only one that looks like an ass here is you.

>>86886511
Have conservatives tried being funny?

>>86886724
>Hillary has been a neocon republican sine she voted for Iraq
The majority of Democrats voted for Iraq.

>>86886724

Anyone who thinks having some conservative values means she's friendly with the Republican party, which has spent an inordinate amount of time and money dragging her through the muck for years because it is a reliable source of political strength, has absolutely no perspective.

>>86886670
It's a political decision that hurt many Americans, but it's not a scam.
If the workers in the US could be competing with those outside it, it could help them.
But that is stricturally impossible with vastly greater cost of living and inefficient production.
Which is entirely yhe fault of the same people profiting from NAFTA.
These selfsame industrialists have squeezed their workforce systematically while withholding investment into modern production facilities.
In the end it's not a thing Hillary did to people, but an inevitable outcome of a system corrupted by monied interests.
Interests that Donald Trump just as much a part of.

>>86886737
there are plenty of conservative comedians
you just don't watch them because they trigger you
>>86886766
because US workers can totally compete with Indians and Chinese laborers who can work for less than a dollar an hour
dipshit

>>86885926
Trump is also a criminal who should be thrown in jail. They got capone for tax fraud they can get an oompa loompa too

>>86886377
C'mon. This is a South Park thread. South Park is about politics now. Especially when talking about the elections.

Either you move South Park threads to /pol/ or you talk about politics on /co/. The way cartoons are going, you might as well delete /co/ and move the traffic to /pol/.

Fucking niggers all over 4chan screaming /pol/, when every media is becoming more and more about commenting on politics.

>>86886742
Yet here you are a naive child thinking they're opposing teams. Why do you think so many Republicans oppose Trump? Why the Democrats fear-guilt you for voting third party? To play you like fermenting dregs you are and don't threat their kingdom.

>>86886818
>Why do you think so many Republicans oppose Trump?
I don't know any Republicans opposing Trump other than the GOP bosses who have stabbed their constituents in the back since 2014

>>86886837
So only the people he is suppose to be working with that were elected by the people

>>86886837
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2016/08/05/ashamed-of-trump-harvard-republican-club-wont-endorse-top-gop-nominee-for-first-time-since-1888/

>>86886718
And killing them off won't effect the 70 other boards in the slightest. They're cancer for all boards, not just /co/

>>86885901
I could tell you were a hillary supporter from the moment you said cheeto.

Guess why?

>>86885107
If he were real i honestly would vote for him. He is what we need

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>>86886858
yes, the very same people who did the exact opposite of what they were voted in power to do.
I've been saying this since last November: Trump is popular because Republicans are pissed that the GOP didn't do what they were elected to do in 2014 and 2015. Republicans voted in their politicians to do something about immigration and the ACA, and then the GOP helped the Democrats do what they wanted. and somehow it's a shock that Trump is popular?
>>86886868
as someone that has actually been to Harvard, it's not really a shock. get a better example. they're either opposing Trump because their rich parents demand it or because the administration is threatening their club.
>>86886875
>waaah waaah
>people politically disagree with me waaah
>kick them off the website to protect me waaah
gif related

>>86885134
Because Trump is literally too retarded for comedians and only really stupid people who swallow his word salads to avoid answering political questions follow him.

There, but you aren't going to be able to read this because you are too fucking dumb to understand it so I make no difference.

>>86886941
Nobody wants /pol/ off because they disagree with people's politics. They want them off cause they're shit posting cancer as you yourself just proved

>>86885611
>We shouldn't have a space for people that disagree with me

>>86886941
>It doesn't count they're rich! Not like those other republicans!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/10/08/donald-trump-debate-mike-crapo-mike-lee-barbara-comstock/91784714/

>>86886941
What's the point of /pol// being a containment board if it doesn't contain anything?

>>86886010
Open borders only has a slim chance of working when you're not giving benefits out the wazoo to all the people pouring in.

>>86885987
>Russia has the manpower, economy, and force to go kinda toe to toe with us.
Americans really are retarded.

>>86886994
Good question. One that /pol/tards have failed repeatedly to answer.

>>86886957
>not replying to my post about recent GOP political history
>not replying to my doubt about a HARVARD club
>hurr durr you're cancer!
k bruh
>>86886980
once again, you're proving my point. Republican people - not politicians - are voting for Trump because Republican politicians haven't been doing what they were voted in to do.
>>86886994
what's the point of posting about South Park if you can't stand talking about politics? the entire show has been political since its inception.

>>86886941
But that's exactly what /pol/ does, they have threads every day that call for mass banning of "shills" unironically. They went full circle and became tumblr, it's so unbelievably cancerous and it isn't contained at all.

>>86887029
actually, it's mostly been to ban Canadian posters because they tend to be the worst.

>>86887026
>what's the point of posting about South Park if you can't stand talking about politics?
This is barely talking about politics because Trump isn't a politician, but a clown that is somehow a presidential candidate.
That explains the sudden appearance of creepy clowns on the streets. Its a biblical warning.

>>86885134
Most comedians are liberals.

>>86887048
>Trump isn't a politician
I will agree that he's a complete blowhard, but he is currently the Republican candidate. That, de jure and de facto, make him a politician.

>>86886970
so you're saying if tumblr closed down that /pol/ would accept them all?

>>86887048
> Its a biblical warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPT11rMdEg

>>86887042
I go to /pol/ just to see the shitshow and you're full of shit. That's just a dumb joke running alongside the mass efforts to flood any poll that leans towards Hillary. Why do /pol/ defenders make shit up like we're suddenly going to accept them? Stay in your fucking board.

>>86885134
Because trump is legit retarded

>>86887050
and educators, and scientist, ect ect ect

>>86885134
Every joke about Hillary was exhausted about 8 years ago is why. Trump jokes are low hanging fruit

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>>86887085
>comparing creepy clowns suddent appearance through the country to common flies landing on people
See, this is another demonstration of trumpfags not understanding logic.

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>>86887077
not the anon you replied to but it's not /pol/'s responsibility to welcome anyone, and that goes for the entirety of 4chan
tumblros and tumblrinas are more than welcome to visit 4chan, but when in Rome, do as the Romans and don't try to change a whole website to fit your tastes
>>86887099
>stay in your fucking board
gif related

Faggots yelling /pol/ have become the new Barneyfag.

Any wiff of politics and they come screaming >>>/pol/ and Die /pol/ Die!

>>86887144
Fuck off /pol/

>>86887164
Safe space! Safe Space!

>>86887050
>Liberals:
- People of thought
- Look for real solutions
- Philosophers
- Artists
- Scientists
- See people as people
>Conservatives:
- Afraid of change because they are too comfortable with the status quo
- Educate future generations not through science but old beliefs to the point of cutting their education
- Want to stop funding the cure for diseases and instead give money to gay conversion camps that don't work because muh morals
- Live in trailer parks

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>>86887136
>but when in Rome, do as the Romans and don't try to change a whole website to fit your tastes

thats a bit of a contradiction as /pol/ attacks anyone for not being racist. dont forget your roots

>>86887136
Wow that was a pretty epic reaction image.

Now fuck off. r/trump is that way.

because /pol/ attracts the largest ammount of newfags. And in doing so make those newfags come here after they been seeped in the shit of /pol /. They think this place started with batshit insane ideas instead of a normal place thats simply more abbrassive.

>>86887173
you mean /pol/, a board that should have been removed the moment they realized that it wasn't containing anything. the board is cartoons and comics not triggered and redpilled.

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>>86887173
>/pol/
>not a safe space
you niggers get in denial when trump is losing the debate that you have to jerk each other off so hard you completely peel the smegma-covered skin of your unwashed dicks telling each yourselves he isn't making a complete full of himself.

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>>86887136
>don't try to change a whole website to fit your tastes
The lack of self-awareness in /pol/tards is amazing. Nothing but high schoolers who came in 2014 with some weird idea of what 4chan should be. /pol/ does nothing but spam several threads with the same topic, bitch and complain about mods not mass banning people, and harass people on twitter.

>>86886776
>there are plenty of conservative comedians
Could you recommend some good ones?

>>86887232
Who said there were good ones?
They're conservatives after all

>>86887173
Nigga /pol/ is a safe space for reactionaries. Make even 1 thread not 100% supportive of Trump and seen what happens.

>>86887232
Could you recommend a good comedian? The Liberal PC police has neutered the entire scene.

>>86885134
Media bias, primarily. I'd assume a fair chunk would get blacklisted for supporting Trump, too.

>>86887266
No, I honestly wanted your recommendation on conservative comedians you think are good.

>>86887250
But you're the one trying to banish them to /pol/ because you don't want to hear them.

>>86887334
Because it's off topic, you dumbass

>>86886609
>when any other politician would have been gutted for it, especially if they were conservative.
Most of the Bush administration had private email servers

>>86885134
My opponent is a liar, and can not be trusted.

>>86885681
>and on actual substantive policy he is better

Trump has no fucking policy, he just says whatever the fuck happens to pop into his head at the moment and then the next day he denies ever saying it. Or then he goes on a diatribe on ISIS that has nothing to with anything asked of him.

>>86885677
>>86885823
>>86886325

God I respect your right to vote but wish you fucking idiots wouldn't.

>Muh political prisoners

No, Hillary committed a felony, has been in cahoots with the President (as evidenced in the emails), wasn't indicted because of an in with the FBI and AG after a 30 minute long off-the-record meeting between Lynch and her husband, and the only flimsy argument that was given as to why she isn't in prison was "We can't find intent."

Then, when PROOF OF INTENT WAS FOUND because Paul Combetta is a fucking imbecile, the people supposed to testify to Congress go in contempt. Are you fucking kidding me?

That's not going into her defining rapists, or getting kickbacks from countries where homosexuality is punishable by death, or where women don't receive even remotely the rights they have here in the US, or her removal from Watergate for professional misconduct, or her voting to go to war, or her staffer starting the birther "controversy" and her continued desire to blame someone else, or her list of over three dozen mysterious deaths involving people either testifying against or criticizing her.

I get people not wanting to vote for Trump. I don't get how anyone but an anti-American or an idiot could want to vote for Hillary.

>>86887334
That's like complaining about people who want /co/ threads to leave /a/ or vice versa. It's because topics should stay in their own board

>>86887407
>I don't get how anyone but an anti-American or an idiot could want to vote for Hillary.
Because Trump is the other candidate.
At least Hillary speaks politics. Trump doesn't say anything about his plans other than the impossible task of building an useless high cost wall because most foreigners enter this country through planes. The rest of the time he just chimps out like a 4 year old

>>86886609
>the attempt the sweep her private email scandal under the rug when any other politician would have been gutted for it, especially if they were conservative.

So that's why Colin Powell is in jai- wait a tick, no he isn't. In fact nobody seems to give a fuck he completely disregarded State department security protocols when e-mailing from his private computer during the Bush administration

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>American's middle class is fucked so they decided the best course of action is to elect a man that was born as a 1%er and only wants to cut taxes and spendings

Well, like the saying goes, es peuples ont le gouvernement qu'ils méritent.

>>86887407
Hi /x/, retarded cousin of /pol/

>>86887444
Her politics is glassing foreign countries into the dark ages. But sure Trump is Hitler, keep running with that.

>>86887525
>Her politics is glassing foreign countries into the dark ages.
Sure anon, whatever fits your narrative and makes you happy

>>86885792

That Uranium deal went through like four different government departments before being okayed, back when Russia was not yet made to be the token devil state again

>>86887525
>Her politics is glassing foreign countries into the dark ages.

Syria fucked itself. Iraq and Afghanistan were Bush's wars.

>>86887525
To be fair, Trump refuses to take the option of literally glassing countries off the map off the table.
So far Trump's "saving grace" is he hasn't done he shit Hillary has done but it could possibly be because he was never in an actual position to do so.

>>86886776
>there are plenty of conservative comedians
Like who
>>86885792
>sold American Uranium deposits to the Russians
A transaction which 9 different US state departments gave their approval to

>>86887266
Hello, me again. What conservative comedians would you recommend?

>>86887179

>Nouns
-Positive adjetives
-nouns
-nouns
-nouns
-nouns
-verb nouns article noun
>other nouns
-bad description based on personal opinion
-bad description based on personal opinion
-bad description based on projections
-bad description based on projections

>>86885681

>business man with no understading of even capitalism is better than politician with decades of experience

Trump cultists are a riot

>>86887590
>-bad description based on personal opinion
it's a fact and you know it, faggot
conservatives are pushing creationism instead of science

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqCIub3SmCI

>>86887444
>Because Trump is the other candidate.

That was covered under idiots. Cutting off your nose to spite your face.

>>86887514
>Hillary supporters so used to lies that recalling public knowledge is suddenly /x/

>>86887590
>Conservatism (or conservativism) is any political philosophy that favours tradition (in the sense of various religious, cultural, or nationally-defined beliefs and customs) in the face of external forces for change, and is critical of proposals for radical social change. >Earlier this month, the Kansas Board of Education conducted public hearings about possible revisions to the state's science standard. The debate centered on the proposal to include the theory of "intelligent design" -- which claims the natural world is so complex and well-ordered that it must have been created by an intelligent being -- in the state's science curriculum for public schools. http://www.philosophybasics.com/branch_conservatism.html
http://www.gallup.com/poll/16462/americans-weigh-evolution-vs-creationism-schools.aspx
>Mike Pence Wanted to Use HIV/AIDS Money to Fund Conversion Therapy http://www.towleroad.com/2016/07/mike-pence-wanted-divert-hivaids-money-fund-conversion-therapy/
The last one is a freebie, granted.
Now that you are informed please put a bullet through your head, because you are brainless anyway.

>>86887514
please no bully the /x/

>>86887593
> politician with decades of experience of abusing her country.
Finish the whole thing next time.

>>86886609
They dont bring those up because it would not be very funny.

>>86887129
>Posting h3h3
Faggot.

>>86886325
>t. Retard who didn't watch the debate and is spouting shit he heard from twitter

>>86885107
The real problem with Trump is that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about 90% of the time.

Average Republicans think he tells it like it is because his opinions are the opinions of someone who doesn't really know the specifics of what's going on, so they ask questions like 'why didn't we take all of Iraq's oil?'
Hillary is undoubtedly evil thanks to these Wikileaks, but at least she speaks in complete sentences that follow one another. At least she fucking understands policy.
I'm not against outsider candidates at all, but you cannot just jump to the presidency because there is no way you will have a grasp on how government actually works from the outside. You should have to be a senator or governor or something first for fuck's sake just to learn the ropes. The nigga is just unqualified.

>>86887652
You do realize that Donald Trump lies at an incredibly unprecedented rate, right? Far more than the average politician. He'll even lie about stuff that he doesn't need to lie about and anyone with half a brain can tell is a lie or check it themselves with a 5-second google search.
Hillary is a politician, of course she lies, just like every Presidential candidate lies. But don't you dare say with a straight face that Donald Trump doesn't lie far far more.

>>86887685
>business man with decades of failures
And no don't bring up that "he has over 300 successful businesses argument", he might not even own any of them.

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>>86887696
>trumpfags complaining about random reaction faces instead of presenting arguments
typical trumpfag

>>86887569
Based on the lack of replies it looks to me that not even conservatives think that conservative comedians are very funny...

>>86887697
>closet fascist who gets triggered by the fact that no one wants to deal with his little power fantasies in real life

>>86885134
Fear.

>>86887201
>he isn't making a complete full of himself.
How embarrassing.

>>86887722

Then who does?

>>86887709
>90% of the time.
that's too generous

>>86885975
I see that as making sure we're able to defend against and act on cyber attacks. Not necessarily with boots on Russia ground but better cyber defense and information. Those aren't exactly declarations of war on Russia words there.

>>86887709
>Hillary is undoubtedly evil thanks to these Wikileaks

wikileaks didn't have shit

>>86887232
>>86887249
Garfield.

Why not vote for a 3rd party candidate

>>86887709
>he tells it like it is
And he doesn't even tell it like it is, because he keeps lying and contradicting himself. He doesn't believe in anything, he has no actual principles other than "look out for number one".

>>86887732
Give them the benefit of the doubt, they might not have seen the post yet or are trying to find some material. It's only been 12 minutes
>>86887749
The people who he sold his name to

>>86887725
>Implying I care about Trump at all
>Just assuming this out of nowhere to make an argument.
I don't give a shit about politics, dude. I just think h3h3 is a shitty channel and it's become uber popular with twelvies.

>>86887652
post some citations then anon if you're so in the know. Lets see how far up your ass you can reach to get them

>>86887761
b-but emails!!!111

>>86887761

Like she dealing with Saudi Arabia while they fueled ISIS?

You could've had Sanders who's more competent that those two, but you had to fuck it up
>inb4 cuckcuckcuck

>>86887777
go ahead throw your vote away

>>86887697
You mean the debate where Trump spoke for more time yet complained he wasn't getting the same time as Hillary?

Of course a good chunk of that time was probably complaining that he wasn't getting enough time, but what was he supposed to do, actually answer the questions he was asked?

>>86886704
>They literally released a video asking people to vote Hillary.

WHAT? THEY WANT PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR THEIR CANDIDATE? IN AN ELECTION?

SCANDAL.

You're never catch Trump trying to get people to vote for him. That's why he deserves to be president. He doesn't want your votes and he won't accept them. He's prepared to be the first man elected to the office on 0% of the electorate.

>>86887765
Garfield who? Work with me here, anon. Googling just garfield brings up that orange cartoon cat, and you know that.

>>86887077
No, because /co/ already does that.

Just admit that in every politics talk in this shithole if anyone says an opinion even slightly rightwing a bunch of fucktards will come out of the woodwork to say "/pol/ gtfo", while completely ignoring any politically left wing opinions posted and ignoring other types of cancer (as seen in /co/mblr cancer and in other boards).

Jist admit you're just mad this cancer disagrees wth you

>>86887777
Because the american system is a two party dictatorship and not a real democracy

>>86887777
Quads of sensibility, but we're too entrenched in the two party system for third party votes to matter for at least five consecutive elections.

>>86887720
>Lie far far more

I honestly doubt it. And his lies are of a lesser impact than Clinton's.

>>86887588
It isn't my job to educate you.

>>86887697
so you're saying he never said he was gonna make sure she was jailed for the emails? thats good then since it wasnt a crime

>>86887804
America wasn't ready to handle a Socialist Jew, shit they could barley handle a mixed person.

>>86887804
Remember when his supporters wanted to fart up a convention? That was silly. And really fucking hot.

>>86887761
Some of those paid speeches are pretty sinister dude.

Nothing huge but they basically just confirm what everyone says about her personality and her political leanings. Frankly, post-Wikileaks, I'm surprised Republicans still have a problem voting with her since she is basically a moderate Republican herself.

>>86887804
>Bernie
With those tax policies?
The guy was nothing more than a con artist.

The only good thing about this election is that Sanders is properly burried, hopefully with his failed ideals.

>>86887777
Nice quads.
And because the American voting system discourages third parties.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_College_(United_States)
>Electors are apportioned to each of the 50 states as well as to the District of Columbia (also known as Washington, D.C.). The number of electors in each state is equal to the number of members of Congress to which the state is entitled,[4] while the Twenty-third Amendment grants the District of Columbia the same number of electors as the least populous state, currently three. Therefore, there are currently 538 electors, corresponding to the 435 Representatives and 100 Senators, plus the three additional electors from the District of Columbia. The Constitution bars any federal official, elected or appointed, from being an elector.
>Except for Maine and Nebraska, all states have chosen electors on a "winner-take-all" basis since the 1880s.

>>86887811
>but what was he supposed to do, actually answer the questions he was asked?

Whoa there, let's not go crazy.

>>86887803
Saudis are one of your biggest allies in the middle-east, what kind of a retard would sabotage relationships with them just because they fund ISIS?

>>86887816
That's him.

>>86887817
I can tell that you have never been here during left wing story times, the reactions are hardly positives.

>>86887179
What is a conservative even? You realize your opposition isn't a hivemind right?

>B-b-but they disagree, they are bad
Arguments.

>>86887804
> You could've had Sanders who's more competent

The retard who thinks you can make free money?

No thanks.

Why the hell do people still perceive Hillary to be the most dishonest candidate when Trump lies 78% of the time? Not even a fake percentage I pulled out of my ass, but based on 158 different claims he's made. 78% out of those 158 claims were lies. Statistically, he has lied more than any other presidential candidate ever. How can anyone support that?

>>86887777
It almost became a possibility but Gary Johnson fucked himself when everyone realized that he doesn't know anything about foreign policy. He really doesn't know what's happening outside the United States.
If Bill Weld had lead the ticket I honestly think he could've won

>>86887817
the politcally left wing opinions are such horrible things as "maybe blacks and womens aren't all bad"

like 90% of this board is reeing and shitting themselves over every time a comic references a gay person or a black person or something

>>86887824
>I honestly doubt it
Then you're lying to yourself.
I'd post evidence, but I'm 100% sure you'd dismiss all fact-checkers as "biased". Donald Trump is incapable of going a day without lying, just in the last debate he was caught in at least 33 lies, Hillary only had like 3.

>And his lies are of a lesser impact than Clinton's.
What does that even mean?

>>86887826
No, but I'm asking who you personally like. I'm not trying to challenge you you know?

>>86887358
Not when it's a liberal view innit?

And
>Southpark thread
>Say politics are off topic
Shygddt

>>86887846

> biggest allies are paying terrorists groups killing americans

Really made me think.

>>86887840
Ha ha no, he's got more clout than ever now

>>86887824
>I honestly doubt it. And his lies are of a lesser impact than Clinton's.
you are wrong/ for the first thing but probably right for the 2nd

>>86887780
Then aren't those successful Business moves?
>>86887777
I know there's an allegory for this exact situation but I forget it. Basically nobody trusts anyone to vote third party, so nobody does.
I'll make up an allegory, Say two people have guns. Their options are to shoot the other person or don't. They've both been presented their options. In fact they've even been told, nobody shooting the other is an option. But they don't trust the other person enough that they shoot any ways

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>>86887839
>He says as the republicans runner up is a literary a con artist
>>86887841
You know what America needs? Another Roosevelt president, now they got shit done.

Why aren't there any Roosevelts running for president?

>>86887862
Because the lies Donald tells are things his supporters want to hear. His supporters genuinely don't care about his lies and will deny that they're lies, only democrats care.
By contrast, all republicans think Hillary is a liar, and democrats will acknowledge that she lies.

>>86887876

He has been picked by the balls and shown as a feeble man. Don't go trying to ressurect the dead.

>>86887866
>What does that even mean?
Literally it's ok when Trump does it

>>86887761
Wow, I didn't realise Nick Spencer posted on /co/. I guess Lieber must have told you about us.

>>86887894
There was only one Roosevelt, and death had to be a pussy lil' bitch and get him in his sleep.

>>86887862
He's an asshole liar who should never have run in the first place. Hilary made a career out of being a professional political liar.

>>86887875
Really not a stone you want to be throwing when talking about the American government

>>86885107
'Member when Mr. Garrison was just a deviant school teacher and some of his teaching consisted of him going over an episode of a soap opera he watched with his students?

I do.

>>86887851
Are you sure? I can't recall Garfield taking characteristically conservative stances.

>>86887737
>Closet fascist
Yeah not the people who try to stop others from having opinions right?
Look at Kathy Shelton's twitter and the people saying she wasn't raped and that if she was she should suport Hillary OR ELSE.

>But muh jail comment
Go watch the debate again and think about it for yourself instead of just regurgitating what someone else told you.>>86887749

>>86887894
>literary con artist
His books aren't THAT bad.

>>86887926
>I VOTE FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S HONEST AND ALWAYS SAYS WHAT HE MEANS
>"You'd be in jail if I controlled the law"
>HE'S JUST JOKING HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN IT

>>86887935
well they aren't his books. his ghost writer said they weren't worth the paper its printed on

>>86887935
Well of course not, he didn't write then after all

>>86887812
>Not being able to read in context
Go back and look at the conversation that was said in. Why can't you talk like a human being?
Stop getting emotional.

>>86887935
his colleges are

>>86887875
Yes, the Middle East is a shit-hole, and I can't wait for the day we no longer need their Oil so we can tell everyone to fuck off and deal with their own shit themselves.

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>>86887910
You had two Roosevelt presidents, both got shit done. One was so great that they had to pass a two term limit for a president to stop him

>>86887944

> strawman

>>86887926
Oh yeah, 4chan has never, EVER made the assumption that a woman has lied about being raped. 4chan has ALWAYS been a bastion of women's rights. That's what they call us, the good ol' white knights of 4chan.

>>86887952
The US gets most of its oil from itself and Canada these days

>>86887864
Bull-shit.
And if you want an even more retarded board go to /his/, they're basically leftypol.
Except actual /pol/ goes there so it's a constant shitflinging competition

>>86887957
And now that two-term limit is biting America in the ass

Great fucking work

>>86887725
>>86887794
I know this is going to sound really disingenuous and kind of cunty but I want you to admit you're fucking wrong.

Like, God damn, dude, dude, dude, that's freaking, dumb, dude. Duuuuuuuuuude. Like, dude, that post was crazy. When the cringe was too strong. Triggered XD.
^ That was my h3h3 impression, did you like it?
More importantly, do you actually like his God awful channel? I certainly don't. And I'm far more interested in talking to you about this than politics because I'm not a self-important asshole.
Vote for who you want to vote for. If you don't make a career on politics, don't openly talk about it. That's what I think, at least.

So do you actually like it? I'm trying to connect with you here, friend.

>>86887944
>I VOTE FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S HONEST AND ALWAYS SAYS WHAT HE MEANS
>"Donald says something stupid"
>HE'S JUST JOKING HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN IT
>HE DOESN'T REALLY MEAN IT, HE'S JUST SAYING THAT TO GET MORE VOTERS
>HE JUST BAITED THE MEDIA INTO TALKING ABOUT HIM! 3D CHESS!
>YEAH. BUT EMAILS!
This has been going on for his entire campaign

>>86887961

> 4chan is a hivemind

Also irrrelevant.

>>86887875
Considering americas greatest ally was the soviet union during the 40's they have a long history of choosing bad allies.

>>86887969
literally go to any marvel storytime it is mostly people sperging out reee black reee women reee gays. the dissenting opinions are shut the fuck up retard

>>86887864
> "maybe blacks and womens aren't all bad"
When they're not rioting or being triggered sure.

>>86887961
>He is comparing declarations of "I was raped" with
>A child that was literally raped and proven to be raped in court, fuck the guy admitted
>And who Hillary argued was a lying whore in her affidavit
Jesus, man, talk about false equivalences.

Plus, even if she wasn't, no one gets to dictate the political opinions of a person based on "but you can't because that goes against our minority's hivemind".

>>86887992
I'm saying this isn't a strictly "liberal" thing. Most rape accusations are met with skepticism, because it's kind of a hard thing to prove. Why do you think it took so long for Cosby to get arrested?

>>86887997
except we are talking characters here. you show a black guy and /pol/ chimps out in storytime threads.

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>>86887971
Clearly you need a third Roosevelt to fix this

>>86887995
I didn't get that last bit
>Marvel threads
No thanks. Those are literally /tv/ colonies.

>>86888008
>Cosby to get arrested?
cause he is rich and famous?

>>86888013

While I don't read every Marvel thread, maybe it's because of the catches (like the most intelligent person being a black child?)

>>86888013
As far as I known the main complaint is about race bending characters.

>>86888016
I'm saying most of the dissenting opinions are saying to either shut the fuck up about how much you hate gays and minorities in a storytime thread

>>86887923
>Takes a hard-line stance against getting up in the morning.
>Has a strict diet and schedule.
>Hates Mondays, one of the days that the Jewish faith reads the Torah.
>Mocks Jon for his lack of traditional masculinity.
>Morbidly obese.
>Is commonly associated with Christmas.
>Is perfectly with using violence against spider minorities.
>Is only popular with the elderly and the kind of people who still read the newspaper.
The signs are all there, dude.

>>86887971
Eariler this year i would have said you are a faggot for suggesting we could end up with somebody worse then obama.

I would have been so fucking wrong.

You know, it's funny. Donald Trump and his deplorabled complain about Political Correctness and shit, yet will complain even more if people criticize them or call them names.
Donald Trump is just so thin-skinned.

>>86888031
if the characters are well written and the original is either dead or not using the name its not a problem

>>86888026
I'm not saying there isn't dumb things worth getting upset about but most of the people complaining are complaining about a non issue

>>86887979
>More importantly, do you actually like his God awful channel? I certainly don't.
I just picked some reaction face, I don't really watch that guy. I know he's friends with Jon, who I do watch

>>86887984
Why not just focus on his policys.

I do like his views on u.s troops carrying weapons on base.

>>86888006
Oh, the child. Funny story.

>Newsday closed their 2008 article on this case by reporting that the (unnamed) victim had experienced subsequent legal problems but bore Hillary Clinton "no ill will":

>In 2005, while working in a laundry, the victim stole several hundred dollars worth of checks from her boss to buy drugs. She is now living in a halfway house and looking for work.

>Despite these problems, she bears Hillary Rodham Clinton no ill will and was eager to read “Living History” — at least pages 72 and 73, which contain her case.

>Eight years later, in 2016, the UK's Daily Mail identified the victim (who had previously spoken anonymously to the Daily Beast) as Kathy Shelton and quoted her as saying that she "cannot forgive Hillary Clinton for defending her rapist" and that she was unaware for many years that Hillary Clinton was the person who had represented the defendant in her case

Gee, I wonder what or who changed her mind

>>86887797
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/22/republicans-hold-hillary-s-it-guy-in-contempt-of-congress-for-refusing-to-testify.html
>http://nypost.com/2016/09/24/obama-used-pseudonym-to-talk-with-hillary-on-private-server/
>https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system
>http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-09-19/paul-combetta-computer-specialist-who-deleted-hillary-clinton-emails-may-have-asked-reddit-for-tips
>http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/06/20/alleged-child-rape-victim-reportedly-says-hillary-clinton-lied-about-her-in-75.html
>http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/09/us/politics/hillary-clinton-faces-test-of-record-aiding-women.html
>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/01/us/politics/meeting-between-bill-clinton-and-loretta-lynch-provokes-political-furor.html

As for the Watergate removal, I'll admit I was wrong. People WANTED her gone, but did not fire her.
>http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

Wikileaks if you want to read through her emails. Feel free to at any time.

>>86888041
Obama is the only president in the past 70 years to have an approval rating over 50% in his last year in office

I firmly believe that this is because the two candidates we have now are the worst candidates America has ever seen running against each other

>>86887964
Actually, no. Obama has shut down most major north american pipeline development in order to keep the saudis as the major oil trading partners.

Its wierd and stupid, but true

>>86888058
>Why not just focus on his policys.
I would, but he doesn't really have very many consistent policies, only vague statements. Like his "secret plan" to defeat ISIS (which is apparently a sneak attack, genius!) or how he'll somehow make better trade deals than anyone.
And some of his actual policies are terrible, like his stupid fucking wall.

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>>86888044

> deplorabled

>>86888006
>who Hillary argued was a lying whore in her affidavit

Wasn't she a defense attorney? It is kind of their job to do that. Unless she did that afterwards, admittedly I haven't been paying attention to either of the scandals in this shitshow of an election.

>>86888090
I thought it was because of environmental concerns?

>>86888058
Come to think if it why are policies the last thing people seem to want to talk about in general.

>>86887866
Give 'em to me, doc.

>>86887903
No, it isn't, but you're going to have the devil's own job convincing me Clinton's the "better" liar to have run the nation.

>>86888077
>>86888041
The thing that made Obama so bad was congress

>>86888090
There's also a huge amount of people protesting NA pipelines

>>86885681
>Circumstantial evidence is just as strong as direct evidence.
Its absolutely objectively not though. A lot of times its not even admissible in court without actual evidence backing it up.

>>86888093
>And some of his actual policies are terrible, like his stupid fucking wall
True
But jesus fuck why did it take a total retard running for office for something to be done about the no weapons on base retardation.
If the country is going to shit with either candidate i will take the siuation with an effective military.

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>>86885134
Let's give more visibility to conservative comedians, list some good ones:

>>86888117
one is an idiot and the other is not

>>86888117
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/hillary-clinton/
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2016/oct/09/fact-checks-second-presidential-debate/
http://www.factcheck.org/2016/10/factchecking-the-second-presidential-debate/

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>>86888052
Ah, that's OK, man. Sorry for calling you a fag. I'm only here to funpost (which is usually banal and harmless but something just struck a nerve there)
He makes that face a shit ton in his videos- it's a comedic crutch of his. And every twelve year old on Steam has that as their avatar now and I have to deal with those fuckers everytime I play games so that's part of why it pissed me off so much- just the connotation of what kind of person you might be.

I feel even Jon's channel has gotten kind of shitty. A lot of his videos feel pretty formulaic and the jokes feel like they're falling into NC territory. Even the classic Jontron humor seems to be something you'd see from 100,000 subscriber knockoff channel. The one about the demonic Dungeons and Dragons seemed to be going back on the right track but I can't seem to distinguish what exactly it did right in comparison.

I am a very long-winded person, Anon. Sorry if I'm annoying you.

>>86888112
>>86888134
Thats a huge part of it as well, but the movement to shut down the pipes immediately occured after the Saudis lowered thier oil prices.

My theory is that the Saudis want to squeeze north america out of the oil market cause they know the only reason they get away with the shit they do is because of oil.

>>86888171
Ron White.

>>86888166
we have to openly vote on it first

>>86888166
>I can't think of any possible reason why we would tell people we're gonna attack
>Psychological warfare? So that civilians can evacuate?
>I CAN'T THINK OF ANY POSSIBLE REASON