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>>86838698
I could have sworn we had this thread a few months back
I could be wrong, though.

>>86838698
Principal I guess... we go see the sights in Denver.

>>86838698
Mayor McDaniels, without a doubt

Principal Victoria cause she's the least unstable and most down to earth person in the list, tho Sharon could be a close second.

And I'd keep things simple - we'd have a conversation about books and other things educated people like to share.

>>86839139

This. Sharon is also an acceptable answer.

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>>86838698

>Cartman's "Mom"
>Lady

Pick One but I'd probably choose the Mayor. Probably get drunk and eat the hell out of her then lead up into hard screwing while I suck one tit and massage the other while giving her a creampie and massaging her clit. She's shown not to want heavy romance but just sex to get off from the stress of work. Probably cause a minor scandal but who cares when Garrison is running for President.

>>86838698
>Big Tits, Bad Haircut, seems like the best actual mom here
>Sieg Heil!
>Slut, Sure to have STDs
>Skinny Redheads are hot. Bad Teeth and Stupid. Kinda like the Hick accent on Women
>REALLY Bad Haircut, most levelheaded
>Tried to murder her own son
>Pls no
>Never thought much about her, Haircut is bad but reasonable as a person.

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>>86838698
the younger girls of South Park are better

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Sharon. Would take to a Broadway musical.

Though Sheila would be my second pick.

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>>86839410
5th girl on 2nd row is kinda hot

>>86839419
What kind of sane, normal person would wanna have sex with Kyle's mom?

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>>86839524
S-she's not so bad, you guys...

>>86839556
Yes she is, stop trying to imply that she isn't

I'm picking the futa

>>86838698
think kenny's mom is the hottest
but probably butters' mom
probably has nicest body/hasn't fucked around and gotten a thousand stds, isn't an old bag

she'd probably be easy, too, maybe some bland romantic comedy and restaurant

>>86838698

>Sharon is pretty plain and kind of a nag
>Sheila is Kyle's mom, and as I'm to understand is also a big fat bitch
>Liane is a gross cokehead slut that fucks anything alive (and a few things that aren't)
>Mrs. McCormick is trailer trash and has had 40-some odd kids thanks to her Elder God cursed womb
>McDaniels is apparently pretty hot and has both money and power, but she's kinda retarded
>Linda is hot but fucking batshit crazy
>Nut Gobbler fat and gobbles nuts
>Victoria is kinda plain but she's probably the only completely sane one in the lot besides Sharon

Gotta give it to Victoria. We'd go out for a nice seafood dinner and a movie. You know, something nice and normal to take her mind off all the crazy town-destroying she she has to put up with.

Also, can I opt for a threeway with McDaniels? I'd totally fuck the mayor but I don't know if I could put up with her stupidity long enough to seriously date her.

>>86839776
>McDaniels is apparently pretty hot and has both money and power, but she's kinda retarded
>her stupidity
I... I still don't see a downside to this

>>86839918
when was it said Sharon had huge tits?

>>86840242
Preschool and Junior Crime Stoppers I think.

i heard cartmans mom is a futa so her i guess :)

>>86839332
why do you care so much about haircuts?

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cartman's mom, without a doubt.

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>>86839332
>>86839650

>Choosing anyone other than Nutgobbler

>>86840689
Yea ok jimmy

>>86839332

It's okay Anon, haircuts are important to me too.

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>>86839332
I like Sharon's haircut, myself. Something about that frumpy look I like.

>>86841007
Sharon would be perfect for one of your FMG pics

>>86838698
Principal Victoria

Why?

All of the other mothers in South Park have herpes.They got it in from the hooker in that one episode where the kids got mad at their parents and hired the prostitute to use all of their personal items

As far as we know,Victoria is the only one without herpes.But we'd go out star gazing with a case of beer and see where that goes

>>86841147
but nut gobbler and the mayor dont have herpes!

>>86838698
Miss Cartman because i like classy sluts and the rest of them range from fuck no, gross to plain. Butters mom is a little too insane in a stupid christian way but she comes 2nd.
HARD MODE
I whip my dick out

>>86838698
Mrs. Cartman, I'm like 100% chance I'll get head.

>>86838698
Well Sharon is supposed to have some nice tits, but I bet Liane would put out.

>>86840728
Jimmy knew better, he just didn't have a choice at the time and would choose any of those women before her in a heartbeat.

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>>86840618
>he wants to fuck a literal crackwhore

>>86840618
Cartman's mom is a hermaphrodite bruh/sis.
He/she is also Cartman's Dad. You know..put sperm in a woman and knocked her up dad.

And doesn't he look strangely like the bus driver?

>>86838742
It gets posted again from time to time.

>>86843170
I thought this was retconned during that whole coon storyline

>>86843202
It was retconned in 200/201, she is normal.

Cartmans mum, she's gonna be into crazy shit and let me do literally anything.

>>86841147

Almost everyone in real life has herpes.

>>86839410
>no Leslie

>>86843493

Ads aren't real people

>>86838698

Liane.
At least I know she's going to put out on the first date.

I'm also a /pol/tard. So Eric and I would probably hit it off just fine.

>>86843503
C'mon anon. Have you never wondered if perhaps there is more to women than mere flesh? click here to find out

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I have a vomit fetish, so I'll stick with Wendy

>>86839918
>>86838698
All 5. They're all great.

>>86839419
Sharon and Sheila are best girls.

>>86843493
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>>86843559
pic was made like right after The Hobbit, that's why Leslie isn't on there, if I ever update it I probably would put Leslie on there though

>>86844033
but shes a kid? Or is she an ad? And even then who would want to fuck an ad?

>>86838698
none of them.

>>86838698
i would smooch mrs. marsh

>>86844033
But she's fuggin ded

>>86843490
Give or take 60% is hardly everyone. And even that seems higher than my own personal experiences.

>>86839556
Have you not seen the movie? She's a big fat bitch

>>86843115
I keep seeing this painting fucking everywhere fuck

>>86846260
its the same guy postin it

>>86845001
It's more like give or take 70%

>>86843569
You mean Stan? He's the one doing all the vomiting.

Or would you and Wendy bond over your perverse vomit fixation and rub one out to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths? Is Randy invited, too?

>>86844033
That explains why Lisa, a one off character, is on there.

>>86848477
I'm saying she's probably the only female in South Park who would put up with me vomiting on her.
Stan's a little bitchy faggot, I could easily cuck her away from him.

>>86848574
hes only a kid man

>>86838698
>ywn take meth and get freaky with Mrs. McCormick

>>86838698
I want Linda.

>>86839556
Sheila did get a lot better after the movie. Or at least somewhat less bitchy.

>>86850711
Why does she sound like she's in constant pain?

>>86840587
It's almost the only difference between their looks.

>>86852207

she's constantly pregnant

>>86852248

aside from clothes, body shape, head shape and make up.

>>86838698
best choice is mayor desu

>>86839329
the hermaphrodite thing was dropped during the banned episodes "200" and "201". She is still a girl.

>>86854669
aw man :(

so when does the plot synopsis for the next episode come out

Sheila is almost exactly like my mum. I love my mum but I fucking hate Sheila. She conflicts me. Sharon is my answer, she seems reasonable and up for a good time. I would just have a nice meal with her and drink some wine later while watching a film on the couch.

>>86856080
when they finish it I guess? All episodes are usually done the week of.

>>86856080
Probably this Tuesday.

>>86838698
Definitly sharon. She is the only one that is normal out of all of them and looks decent.

>>86839419
>>86839918
Wish there was more SP smut drawn atleast this good or decent. So much of it is either drawn super ugly or is gay stuff of the main 4.

>>86840242
The 6th graders said that she had huge tits.

>>86848501
Lisa has actually shown up several times, although The Hobbits was her most prominent role

>>86844033
Kinda wish Tammy Warner made more appearances in the show, I liked her design. Was super disappointing when I found out she was cut from the game.

The Mayor. Pretty sure shes a Lesbian, and I like a challenge.

>>86859079
well she fucked chef in chef aid so bisexual probably

Out of those only Butter's mom is fuckable.

Craig's mom is the cutest all things considered.

>>86838698
Stan

>>86861644
wendy pls