Why didn't ed edd n eddy wanna fuck them? They're

Trailer trash swamp crotch

>>86827828
>not bad looking
Good joke

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>>86827828

>>86827828
You have no standards not that there's anything wrong with that

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>Why didn't ed edd n eddy wanna fuck them?
Because they're kids you out-of-touch psychopath. No, really, I mean it, you are literally out of touch with reality.

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>>86827977
What's wrong with May?

>>86828288
They look nothing like that though. Of course fan art is gonna make them hot

>>86828188
Okay this one made me laugh

>>86827828
Because they were crazy and always kidnapping them

Maybe when they're older

>>86827828
weren't they trailer trash who smelled like shit?

Also the kankers were the only kids in cul-de-sac more despised that the Eds. Hanging out with them isn't good for the scam biz
Why didn't the Eds let the kankers Sugar Mama them with Jaw breakers?

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>>86828778
Trailer Trash maybe, but I didn't notice any indicators of them smelling. I always thought that the dislike for them was not because of looks, but because of status as absolutely terrible human beings.

>>86827828
Because when you're a kid, you think girls sucks.
also kids are not supposed to have sex.

i always wanted to try the burgers they made the boys in that one episode

>>86827965
But the one on the left actually DOES look more closer to Marie in the show than the one on the right

The left actually has the right hair color, style, and freckles

>>86827965
Would still bang

>>86830151
Yeah only lips are too big and nose not pointy enough

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Why did Double D get all the girls (cept one) at the end?

>>86830231
If you count sharing girls with Jimmy, Kevin, other eds as "gettin" them.

>>86830293
jimmy and sarah were just very good friends, nazz and kevin had this friendzone vibe until the movie.

>>86830231
He's cute and nice

>>86830293
In fairness Jimmy does not count as a romance interest for sarah and kevin/nazz was going nowhere until the movie.
Double D had the best chance with Sarah,Nazz or Marie.

>>86830231
>>86830363
He is also ridiculously smart and probably be rich one day.

>>86830293
I think he might've meant that all the girls (except Lee) had a crush on him at some point even though it wasn't really REAL in May's case and pretty ambiguous in Nazz's case. Only Marie and Sarah truly liked him. But even so he still had more girls after him than the other boys.

>>86830231
>Ed will never get the girl
Fuck Double D, he's the worst Ed.

>>86830409
>(except Lee)
Doesn't Lee think he's cute too?

>>86830231
He's the only one that's not a jerk/a complete moron

>>86827828
They aren't, especially Marie, but I think they didn't like them because they were too clingy and messed with the eds a lot which was the best thing about them. I was thinking it was because of the "boys thinks girls are yucky" trope at fist, but a few things debunked that such as the eds getting sweaty around nazz, and that one episode when all of the boys (I think excluding Jimmy) fell for her.

>>86830545
He's still a complete autistic weirdo though

>>86830461
Did she?

Though finding him cute doesn't necessarily mean that she liked him.

She was only a predator towards Eddy as far as I knew (and maybe Jimmy if we're counting that deleted scene from The Big Picture Show)

NEVER
STICK
DICK
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CRAZY

>>86830548
it was that very trope
Nazz is the "adult woman or womanly looking girl crush" trope.

>>86830545
Ed seems like he could be pretty smart if they just pulled him away from the comics and monster movies.
They haven't because they know he'd immediately fix himself up and get laid.

>>86828188
>>86828850
It was shown numerous times that the Eds like Nazz, they're old enough to like girls. They didn't like the Kankers cause they were fucking crazy and consistently tried to literally kidnap them.

>>86827828

This guy >>86830548 actually raises a good point.

It wasn't because of their looks that made the Eds stay away. Nor because they think "Girls have Cooties" (Eddy fucking reads porn for fucks sakes)

If you remember the very first episode where the Kanker's first show up, the Eds didn't really have too much of a problem with them. They even stayed at their house and watched TV and ate the Burgers the Kanker's made for them.

It wasn't until the Kanker's started getting really clingy and demanding like angry housewives, that the Ed's were really starting to get turned off.

Then after that the Kanker's just liked to have fun messing with the Ed's for shits and giggles, and that in turn just made the Ed's stay away from them completely.

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They're trailer trash

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>>86830231
>>86830409
>>86830461
>>86830613
we've had some discussion about this in the past, quoting a thread we had back in August;

>also yeah Edd does have an interesting dynamic with the female cast, he's had shipping moments with all of them except Lee over the course of the show, actually that's a good question, if you were to have such a scene to spark Edd/Lee shipping like how Edd/Marie, Edd/May, Edd/Sarah, and Ed/Nazz all have had over the course of the show, how would you guys handle it?


>We'd have to really analyze the nature of each Kanker. Marie I think is into looks, which is why she focuses on Edd and ignores the others. She seems like she'd also be the most into Kevin, who is the neighborhood chad (and has a similarly great chin). May seems to be more attracted to boys on an emotional level, so Ed and Edd would be her top picks. Lee seems like she just wants to dominate somebody. All the Kankers do, but that seems to be Lee's thing the most.

>Not just anyone, though. It has to be someone that it'd mean something to dominate, someone with some fight in them like a bossy loudmouth like Eddy or a superstrong son of a shepherd like Rolf. So to create an Edd/Lee shipping moment, just create a situation where Edd shows some moxy. And not so much moxy that he just beats people up (ie the last episode). Remember she likes to dominate, not BE dominated. She's a big gal and likes to feel in control.


if I had any skill in writing I'd totally write something influenced by this. both specifically in regards toward setting up Edd/Lee shipping(got an idea brewing for it already in fact) and general shipping shenanigans involving Edd and all five of the show's girls(cause I'm a sucker for Tenchi style harem scenarios)

>>86828188
thanks for the awful fetish art, degenerate

>>86832426
This is pretty much how I picture them so spot on

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>>86830677

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>>86827965

I'd pay to get those moles removed and then fuck the right one senseless.

>>86828288
Terrible family that she loves and won't stand to be separated from.

>>86827828
because they're kids?