WHY AM I SEEING ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THIS IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN

is that what i think it i-

oh wait, its not elf bowling's sequel, thank GOD

>>86797632
Are you in the Philippines (inb4 The Nutshack)?
They celebrate Christmas even when it's still September.

Oh, how I hate this thing.

YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE IF YOUR THING IS A CLASSIC TRADITION. THAT ISNT UP TO YOU. YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND PATIENTLY WAIT TO SEE IF IT HAPPENS.

>>86797632
What is the fucking appeal for this? I only started hearing about it a few years ago, and yet people already feel like its a christmas tradition.

>>86799336
You too, boco? I honestly dont see the appeal of this. Yes, i loved those toy elves youd put on shelves, but since when did he have deepest lore and interchangeable races?

>>86799375

And that's another thing. The concept is creepy as fuck.

Little midget watching every thing you do. Silently judging. Always watching. Always judging.

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>>86799431
OH SHIT NIGGA, WHY YOU BE JACKIN IT TO LOLA LOUD YOU JIVE ASS NIGGA

>>86799088
So do we, I distinctly recall one year where I went to get Halloween stuff and they were already selling Christmas trees.

I had a legitimate hissy fit about 3 weeks ago when I saw my first christmas commercial of the year at 2 in the morning when I couldn't sleep.

I fucking hate how christmas is now "ONLY 3 SHOPPING MONTHS LEFT, AN ENTIRE FUCKING QUARTER OF THE YEAR"

I work at a retail store and we already have 2 Halloween aisles, 2 1/2 Christmas aisles, and the Christmas tree display all set up and ready. Christmas music usually starts playing close to Thanksgiving.

>>86802153
The store I worked at previously (similar to pottery barn) started in the day after halloween and I wanted to put my head through a wall because it was the same exact loop of songs every single day.

>>86797632
I've been Christmas ads on Youtube since summer.

>>86802253
Our loop has changed. It used to be Christmas for 12 hours straight, but now it's 3 "normal" songs for every 1 Christmas song.

Unfortunately, "Let It Go" has been one of those "normal" songs for over a year now. I'd rather hear the Muppets sing 12 Days of Christmas again.

>>86797686
>elf bowling
How did I ever forget this existed?