There was a Marvel retreat this week what bullshit do you think

House of M 2

>>86769968
Another convoluted big event that will change the status quo for like 2 months and will have Inhumans and SUCH PROGRESSIVENESS

>>86769968
Civil War III

Hickman was at the retreat
https://twitter.com/mstohl/status/783795087117615104

>>86769968
>more #1's
>even bigger "things will never be the same" event
>more variants
>up prices to $6 an issue

Either that or superficially copy DC.

>>86769968
I don't want to know

>>86769968
Secret Civil Wars: Civil War 3

It reboots the entire universe again.

>>86770051
wait, Hickman was there?

SAVE US BASED HICKMAN

>>86769968
Civil War 3: The Secret Invasion of The House of MvX.

>>86769968
Whatever it is, we can surely trace it back to Bendis

>>86769968
Can we have a Bingo on this?

>>86769968
Literally putting cancer causing agents in the books to finally kill us after our years of suffering.

>>86770145
>>86770114

Nah man:

>Infinite Civil War NOW: Ultimate Inhumans All-New Disassembled
>Introduces 50 new heroes
>Kills off Ulysses for "shock value"

>>86770114
>Secret Civil Wars: Civil War 3
obvious now that you've mentioned it. how could I be so blind?

>>86769968
>all white males die for no reason
>all white women develop a fetish for black dick
>hispanics and asians continue to not matter
>captain america converts to Islam
>Black widow identifies as nonbinary/demisexual
>captain marvel goes on a drunken bender, killing 45, raping 3 (all female)
>Ms. Marvel, hearing this, flees for her life
>the X-men figure out the only way to become immune to the terrigen mists is to have gay sex with an Inhuman
>renamed "X-Inhumans"
>4 new X-I books launched, all with 1 X-man and 5-6 Inhumans
>all female costumes changed to burqas
>all male costumes changed to leather fetish gear
>male Thor dies, JaneThor is permanant

>>86769968
>"How can we disinfranchise our white male readership even more?"

>>86769968
>Kill the Muslim character in the next event

I bet Hickman is taking over GOTG when Bendis is done

>>86770326
>"Dr. Strange is coming to film soon. Let's write him out and replace him with a black."
>"We already did this once."
>"Do it again, but use an OC made by Bendis and make it humiliating for the original Strange."

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>>86770304
>captain marvel goes on a drunken bender, killing 45, raping 3 (all female)

>>86770362
don't taunt me like this, my heart can't take it

>>86770389
Needs to be a black tranny this time. Already got black male and female replacements.

>>86770391
>this boost carol and she finally becomes high B-lister
>captain marvel becomes the first MCU r-rated movie

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>>86770304

>all white women develop a fetish for black dick

>Implying it doesn't already exist

how come nick spencer can't write good capes except for superior foes?

>>86770470
His Cloak & Dagger was great

>>86769968
>We should bring back Wolverine... as an Inhuman.

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>>86769968
Something not dissimilar to this

Bendis looks like a fatter version of my landlord.

Retreat during Comic Con Week?

Me thinks they came up with some bullshit answers for questions.

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>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love", I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I repond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"...you were suposed to say "It's over now?""
>"Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis breaks all the toys in my room and drops his mic
Bendis is love, Bendis is life

>>86770512
And Prowler's book did happen...

>>86770460
not true! some of them are lesbians.

>Maximum Carnage II
>Deadly Terrigenesis
>I-treme Inhumans
>Champions 2099
>West Hollywood Avengers
>Baby Deadpool's Baby Mystery Club
>Social Justice New Warriors
>The Crossing II

>>86770453
>captain marvel becomes the first MCU r-rated movie
>tatiana maslany as spider-woman
my dick would explode.

>Heroes Rebirth

Annihilation 2
The Richard Rider that came back is a fake and gets killed by Sam
Real Richard is still dead forever
Do it, Marvel. Do it.

>>86770512
that is amazingly accurate

>>86770505
>I love it. Let's make him black too.

>>86769968
>What they should've done
Put a kibosh on line-wide events and dedicate a full year to restrengthening their solo titles

>What probably did happen
Bendis called dibs on Infinity War 2

>>86770681
>The Richard Rider that came back is a fake and gets killed by Sam
>Real Richard is still dead forever
There's no way they're not doing that.

>>86770862
>All those anons joking that BendisQuill is actually the Cancerverse version of the character
>Turns out to be the case for Rich instead

More """""diversity""""".
Kree/Skrull War II
Heroes Reborn Again
More generically scruffy gay dudes

>>86770862
The solicit for #1 December pretty much says it's not him.
This shitty twist didn't work when they used it on Sam's dad, I don't know what the fuck they're thinking that makes them want to try again

>>86769968
Something that will cause the Marvel universe to never be the same

>>86770512
Please tell me this was made after Marvel NOWER announcement. The Hawkeye flavor text is almost identical.

>>86771204
Before.

>>86770512
> All Panther Black Widow

kek
There are times I feel like official Marvel titles just vomits random words.

>>86771204
I'm pretty sure this was made when ANAD when coming out

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>no Marvel vs DC backstage brawl

> legacy of legacy characters
> Danger identifies as trigendered squirrel kin and will be in a tumultuous relationship with Squirrelgirl
> Jessica Drew's babby becomes a teen battling identity and heroics as the new Luke Cage.
> All Xmen will become extinct but, actually no, they're in another dimension and they'll be back or something
> Kamala is now practicing Wiccan
> Civil War 2.1 : Carol and Tony binge drinking and bedding multiple women except Jess Drew cause she's now part of the Starjammers.
> New transgender hero who can shapeshift.
> Oh, wait, that's Mystique
> Groot will have a romantic relationship with Angela they have babby
> Bendis cameo on MCU instead of Stan Lee

>>86771516
>> legacy of legacy characters

Technically already happened with Carol and Kamala.

>>86770064
So would the Disney titles be Hannah-Barbera?
A Dinosaurs and or Goof Troup comic that feels like a cheap Flintstones rip-off
A new Edgier Kim Possible teaming up with Gargoyles, Dark wing Duck, the Mighty Ducks, Dave the Barbarian and more.
Duck Tales and or Chip and Dale based on mad max.

Phineas and Ferb Apocalypse for the last one I guess

>>86771715
>So would the Disney titles be Hannah-Barbera?
...I want this

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Already on edge from all the company mandates and Bendis bullshit, the Marvel writers finally lost it when the storm kept them from leaving the retreat and knocked out all the power. Someone grabbed a pipe a took a swing at Bendis but accidentally hit Wilson in the head, killing her.

When Waid lit up his phone and everyone saw what happened, Bendis, high on whippets, accused everyone of being jealous of him and wanting to bump him off, then ran off to find a weapon to defend himself.

Everyone broke off into pairs to hunt down Bendis. Soon their phones ran out of charge and they were stumbling in the dark. That was when the murderer struck again and again, slowly picking them off one by one until he was left. And that murderer was Bendis himself!

>>86769968
>points to plummeting CW2 sales figures.

Ok, somebody pull fat boy's fat out of the fire.

Any ideas? ANYBODY!?!

>>86771843
Luke Cage in Wakanda

Excuses to tell Disney so they're not all out of the job.

>>86771067
Oh for fucks sake.

>>86769968
>All-New, All-Different Fantastic Four!
>It's just Chulk, Kamala, Miles and Ghost Rider goofing off for 22 pages

>>86772358
As long as it's Pak or someone decent writing, I'd be down for it.

>>86769968
The black guy seems so out of place here.

>>86770470
His Ant-Man is good.

>>86770304
>X-Inhuman
>Not Inhumxn

>>86769996
Oh fuck

>>86772449
Nick Spencer is heartbreaking since I like his writing but he comes off as an insufferable cunt on twitter.

>>86771715
You joke but this sounds based as fuck

>>86771715
TaleSpin would obviously work better as a Mad Max rip off.

>>86770304
>hispanics and asians continue to not matter
What 's Miles and Cho?

>>86770051
Why can't this hack make up his own mind? Why tease DC and then go back to Marlel retreats?

>>86769968
>can't even wear a hijab that matches the color of her outfit

>>86772973
Its called trolling.

>>86769968
Age of Thanos

>>86770051
Didn't Hickman say earlier this year he was done with capes?

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>>86771516
>Carol bedding women
>except Jess Drew
DELET

>>86772973
>Taking anything Hickman says on twitter seriously

>>86769996
>>86772475
Only this time the M is Medusa because the Inhumans are so darn popular.

Does anyone have that pic of the creative teams side by side? Marvel would get their ass kicked.

>muh gay men
>muh bendthis
>muh non-arab muslims woman

>>86773048
Capes pay the bills unless you're lucky enough to be one of the people who can make money on creator-owned comics.

I'm sure there are other writers who left the Big Two and are going to come back if they don't sell their ideas to TV.

>>86773210
>tfw will never win the lottery and spend your free time making comics

>>86770970
>Heroes Reborn Again

Joke but I think a new Heroes Reborn would actually work. At least we wouldn't have two of every hero running around. One Thor in each universe and so on.

>>86772956

Fake versions of Icons.

Asian boy on the playground. Hanging out with other boys of all races.

>Some boy - Yeah I bet the Hulk could kick all their butts!
>Asian boy - Did you know that the Hulk is now Asian in the comics?
>Everyone else - What?
>Asian Boy - Yeah he's this real smart boy who wanted the powers of the Hulk, so he made this thing to turn himself into the Hulk.
>Black Boy - Oh so it isn't the REAL Hulk.
>Hispanic Boy - Yeah everyone knows Bruce Banner is the Hulk and he's white.
>Asian Boy - Well Bruce Banner died. He's the Hulk now.
>White Gay Boy - That's really gay.
>Tranny Child Of Mixed Racial Background - That's so unbelievable and wrong.
>Asian Boy - Well, its true...
>Mentally Retarded Boy in Wheelchair - He isn't the Hulk, you're being retarded. Come on Lets beat the fuck out of this guy!

>They beat the shit out of the Asian Boy and he never has a male friend again.

20 years from now...

Asian Boy now grown up chatting with his son.

>I lub da Hulk, daddy! He ig and stroog.
>When I was your age, The Hulk was actually an asian male, just like us.
>Dat not tru. Hulk is Hulk. Big angry greeen maaaan!
>Yeah but when he's not the hulk he is this regular guy, Bruce Banner.
>Dat guy boring daddy, I only like when he da HULK!
>Well, when I was a kid, for 2 years, the Hulk, when he wasn't the Hulk was an Asian teenager!
>Dat boring daddy! I go potty.

>>86772956
Right, hispanics and asians that continue to not matter, that's what he said.

>>86771779
Truly spooktober is upon us

>>86772973
>getting memed on

Better question, who will leak their shitty plans then jump to DC once it blows up in their faces like Humphries did?

>>86774084
i recognize all the dudes at the top

i only recognize bendis at the bottom

>>86774265
Puerto Ricans are basically black already

>>86772386
It'll be Bendis and you know it.

>>86770011
I fucking lol'd at this. Probably true too

>>86770512
it hurts to live

>>86769968
Something to piss off /pol/ I'm sure.

>>86769968

they have confirmed a new title called:

spideman venom blasts the world

>>86774265
Actually this, some latinos don't consider real latinos the ones that are born in the us or Puerto rico

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>>86770512
I miss Illuminated Anon...

>>86769968

Wonder if parts of it was used it to settle the rumored dispute between Bendis and Slott.

>>86770600
Kek

"How do we appeal to the bum fucking islamic transnegro gender fluid rainbow children of the new millenia?"

"Could we get away with making Iron Man a furry?"

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More ways to make sure this never happens, just to spite me.

>>86774553

Why not, a horse got Thor's title for a while, and he turned out to be awesome.

>>86774417
Puerto Ricans fill out their identification as [x]white on all official legal documents. Only real latinos are from Latin America

>>86769968
I bet they took turns drumming on Bendis's belly

>>86770512
>All-Russian Captain America

pre-orders when?

>>86774610
Yeah but they still claim to be part of the latino comunity most of the time even when most latinos hate them for being arrogant and behave like chimps

>>86774265
Top 10 selling book anon. Everyone loves Miles

>>86771316
I forgot how much bendis looks like an evil twin of Morrison

>>86774648
And those Latin communities aren't part of the USA so who gives a shit about their 3rd world feelings.

>>86774664
Some people love Miles, but believe most hispanic hate Miles for real or simply don't care about him

>>86774553
I guarantee you that he's already Tonyed Tigra.

>>86774695
Except Morrison isn't a midget, fat or have a very puncheable face.

>>86774710
You don't have to be a certain race other than white to hate a comic book character. As down right troll as that sounds the fact is the majority of any hate towards a racial character stems from real world hate and I've never seen any Hispanics hating on miles for any such reason. It's a top 10 book because people enjoy the story

>>86774744
Showed her the little Iron Man, gave her a tour of Hammer Industries, y'know set off the the ol' Uni-beam.

>>86774758
Exactly, otherwise he would be a proper twin not some weird faulty knock off

also smug Morrison is best Morrison

>>86774744
Nah, Pym made sure to lock that down.

>>86774816
Not that anon, but i don't really enjoy Miles he feels either bland or forced and he need his own gallery of villians. The character has potetial, but needs a new writer, pero por ahora no le veo nada de divertido o interesante mi querido anonimo

>>86774995
Bland for what? He has what Peter didn't, a family. His last issue was dealing with that as well as his first. While I hate they aren't doing more with him I'm almost overjoyed that Peter isn't the one getting shit on by the Web of life for once. The guy deserves a long break.

I sadly don't see much interesting in his near future either. The kid came out during a major event which followed right into another and the only spotlight he gets is for being a kid

>>86769968
I hope they fired Bendis.

>>86774695
Bendis is Morrison from the the bizzaro world

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>>86775642

>>86775642
But Bendis says that Johns is Bizarro Bendis....


Wait does that make Johns Zibarro? Or is Johns Superman, Bendis Bizarro, and Morrison Zibarro?

>>86769968
Y The Last Man, Marvel edition, but instead of all men dying, they've all been gender swapped, except 3 villains and some kid in high school who is the key to it all and an Inhuman.

Who should the villains be?

I vote for Moleman, Hydro-Man, and Sauron

>>86775780
Of course he would say that, being from Earth 3

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>>86775642

I fucking laughed way too much at that anon.