I challenge you to make an original superhero team based

>>86769736
Black guy has lightning powers.

Wheelchair guy can fly at Super speeds but can't walk or stand

They combine as a human mecha.
The people in wheelchairs are the feet.

two dudes in the back are twin brothers named Jimmy and Bimmy and they combine into a bigger version of themselves to punch shit harder

>>86769736
All New, Somewhat Different X-men

Black Man in middle is Professor X
Old white guy on far right is Beast
Wheelchair folk are Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch
Black lady with prosthetic legs is New Magik

Figure out the rest

>>86769925
Do their BBCs combine into a bigger, longer, thicker one?

>>86769925
Might as well call the guy in the middle abobo

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>>86769736
You're a little late.

Wheelchair guy has super strength.

His powerlifting total is 40 tons and all of it is bench.

>>86769736
>Tall Tyrone (back, 3rd from left)
>Wheelz and rolla (front, cripples) husband wife duo
>autistic Allen (foreground, between cripples)
>Robo-legs Roberta (second from right)
>William the wog (third from right)

With their powers combined, they come together to form the world's most awkward and uncomfortable orgy.

>>86769736
Left to right:

>can motivate anyone, size manipulation, flies

>superhuman strength, laser vision, creates forcefields

>beatboxing banshee, fastest sucker puncher in the hood, super stealth at night

>master smack talker, superhuman strength, pyrokinesis when angry (which is all the time)

>advanced cybernetic wheelchair that can turn into a tank, astral projects into automobiles

>mopey spinster who becomes a brilliant military strategist while asleep and dresses like a drill sargent

>ultimate chad. superhuman strength, super speed, bulletproof abs, and can persuade any women for a limited time. jacks it with twin bro to replenish energy no homo

>secretes acidic slime, can breath underwater, sheds skin to regenerate, death stare, eats infants to retain human form, burps carcinogenic gas

>see ultimate chad

>telekinesis, shoots lightning bolts, rises like a phoenix when severely injured

>stretch powers, inflates when super cocky

>super speed, skilled in savant, mechanical legs can create earthquakes

>elder knowledge, lived for thousands of years, poor memory makes him remember thing half-right, legendary greek wrestler

In each of them resides the last memories of a dead god. Randomly one of them routinely goes unconscious and creates weird problems that defy explanation except "the death throes of god said are terrifying". The rest use their eldritich and bizarre power set to contain the problems. Too bad a shield-like is looking into the problems and their secret will be out. Half the team like I'll see themselves by the third issue because the memories are too much

>>86769958
>Black Man in middle is Professor X

Idris Elba should play him in the movie.

White girl on the far left has super speed.

Just left of her.. idk what but the mixed chick definitely flies. hoodie black guy... something stealthy like phasing, teleporting, or going invisible.

Bald black dude in the middle can multiply himself. The girl just next to him is a weapons expert.

Girl with the prosthetics can replace her entire body and has multiple prosthetic combinations, each giving her different improved physical abilities. Guy left of her makes machines and is a mech pilot.

Old guy on the far right has super strength.

Two white dudes top middle synergize their powers at all times, not sure what though.

Girl in the wheelchair has super intelligence and future vision, guy in the weelchair can make earthquakes

>>86770076
Holy fuck dude that is some old shit

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So, like Radical Larry?

>>86770076
>wheels

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hello /co/, let your ol' pal /m/ show you how this has already been (almost) done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8um1N78AhY