I don't like this. Gamzee has proven himself to be a massive

>>86748818
I guess he figured since he killed Equius that pacification was the only real solution.

Turns out he was right.

>>86748862
That makes sense I guess. To be clear, Equius let Gamzee kill him right? Also, what the hell determines power in Homestuck? I can never tell who is strong and who isn't unless it's blatantly overpowered things like Doge Jack.

>>86748918
>To be clear, Equius let Gamzee kill him right
He did but Karkat didn't know that.

There is no real indicator of power in Homestuck.

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>>86749232
Thanks.

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>>86748818
> clowns are a massive threat
how timely

>>86749284
I wonder if these niggers are organized, or just see each other on the news and go for it?

I hear Act 6 sucks, does it, and how bad?

>>86749284
This year has got to be the dumbest in a long time, I swear to Christ

>>86748818
Karkat is useless

So we're getting some sort of trailer on 10/25, Tensei's twitter confirmed it

>>86749623
Act 6 is divided into six subacts of various lengths, plus intermissions between each (also of various lengths).

Then A6A6 is, in turn, divided into six subacts, once again with intermissions.

A6A1-A6A5 are pretty unremarkable, which is kind of a problem. Thousands of pages go by and nothing fucking happens. They have the potential to be good, but they never quite reach it. It's just kind of boring.

A6A6 is actively terrible. The story decides to not do any of the things it was building up to, the characters' personalities are derailed, and just thinking about it makes me feel physical pain. The amount of wasted potential in Homestuck is off the fucking charts.

>>86749727
Reminder NOT to give Andrew Hussie your money. If you actually want to play Hiveswap (and God knows why you would), pirate that shit.

>>86749727
Trailer for what?

>>86749648
>Karkat is useless
>One of the few timelines where Gamzee doesn't kill everyone
Quit your memeing.

>>86749796
>pirate that shit.
Stealing is wrong!

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>>86749284
>mfw they approach NJ and there have been sightings around here recently

>>86749797
No idea

>>86749284
>>86749839
Seriously though what the fuck is even the deal

I have absolutely no comprehension about what's going on around me anymore

>>86749797
IPGD's new horse dildo collection.

After Hiveswap is widely panned, will Hussie finally off himself?

>>86750106
Hiveswap could be great. :D

>>86750106
Worse. He'll vanish. Silently. Without anyone even noticing until it's been much too long. And nobody will care.

Hypest S? Cascade was kind of impressive, but it took me a rewatch to appreciate it. Descend got me real good the first time.

>>86750152
Cascade was so hype it broke three different websites

Nothing else comes close

>>86750173
Too bad Murderstuck (no pun intended) killed Homestuck.

So what happens if 4chan shuts down

>>86750130
And Hussie totally could have turned A6 around, but he didn't.

>>86750183
What a slut, I can't believe Dave would agree to marry her.

>>86750307
/hsg/ dies for the last time.

Did Hussie write all of Homestuck?

>>86750335
No, not the post-retcon parts at least.

Reminder that Hiveswap will literally be written by some rando that Hussie hired because he thought his tweets were funny

>>86749796

>A6A6 is actively terrible. The story decides to not do any of the things it was building up to, the characters' personalities are derailed, and just thinking about it makes me feel physical pain. The amount of wasted potential in Homestuck is off the fucking charts.

I can relate to this. From my personal experience anyway, it was sort of like I was expecting End of Evangelion but what I got was a little closer to Evangelion Episodes 25+26.

Don't get me wrong, it's not like I wanted a 30 minute action animation or anything. (I'm one of those weird people who actually prefers the action in the comics.) I just wish there was more character development and closure.

Over the years, the massive amounts of meta stuff resonated with me less and less, but its presence seemed to increase throughout Homestuck. Don't get me wrong, I like meta stuff, but I also cared about some of the characters and I wanted to see how their "arcs" would play out.

>>86750310
You never know! Just have hope!

>>86750429
>End of Evangelion but what I got was a little closer to Evangelion Episodes 25+26
But those go hand in hand so that's a bad example.

>>86750451

good point, that's a bad example

>>86750429
>I wanted to see how their "arcs" would play out.
HUMAN BEINGS
U
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>>86750478

yeah, yeah...

not to get philosophical, but I actually think that real human beings like you and I have respective "arcs" as well.

>>86750478
>>86750534
Dave is a homosexual. Big distinction.

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>>86750397
Are his tweets funny?

>>86749284
I heard they've started showing up in Washington too.

Is this some kind of movement?

are we back

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Oh thank god I thought we were shut down forever.

>>86750574
but he said he was a human being!

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>>86750574
Dave is bisexual.

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>>86750917
Dave is a slut.

>>86750903
He is no longer human nor into girls.
But thanks to Jade girls will soon be inside him.

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>>86750951
Yes, that's what I said.

>>86750951
why do people give rose and dave spray-on tans and make them black so often?
it's weird, i can kind of see why characters like jake, jade or even john would be drawn darker, but the blank-haired shut-ins?

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HSG. Reminiscence before we all die screaming in digital fire. What was the funniest thing you ever saw in HSG? Doesn't matter what. A single post, an image, a meme trend, whatever.

For me, it was some random post someone made, I forget when. All it was, was a picture of a box of Raisin Bran, with the greentext,

>TWO 2coop2? bull2hiit.

I laugh every time I remember it. Don't know why.

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>>86751057
I dunno, who cares, post lewds.

>>86751057
Because it's only diverse if every character is black.

>>86749805
>still ends up killing Karkat
Karkat is fucking w8rthless, anon.

>>86750917
The heteroretcon made sure that he was 100% gay.

>>86751167
It worked for awhile until Terezi came in.

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>>86751172
Post-retcon he was still popping boners for Jane. Dave is a slut that lusts for everything and everyone.

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>>86751209
He should have gone for Jane.

>>86751209
He thought she was a man at first. Common mistake with Jane.

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>>86751233
But Jane >>86751221

>>86751268
Dave wants man titties in his face.

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>>86751268
I'd post Jane to back you up, but all I have of her is horrifying porn.

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>>86751301
Horrifying in what way?

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>>86751078
Not the funniest, but I had a hoot that one time everyone was editing in eri licking things

>Jade rapes Dave
>it was actually Jane all along

>>86751332
>And it was actually Rose trying to seduce Jade

>>86751340
>Rose was actually Roxy

>>86751349
>who was actually jim

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>>86751349
We never got Roxy-Rose

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>still discussing Homestuck

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>>86751375
Why not just both of the Lalondes between an egbert.

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>>86751301
is it time to post Jane?

>>86751375
She'd be half shit character anyway.

>>86751460
Fat.

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>>86751464

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What was Jane's thing again? Baking and mustaches? And good sitcoms? Were those her only interests?

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Jane coulda been cool.

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>>86751386
>filename
who else?

>>86751520
Having huge tits and being a dumb nasty loser.

KARKAT: I LOVE YOU, DAVE FUCK FUCKHEAD

DAVE: ilu too, kar8ro

>>86750917
yeah, bisexual for men

>>86751525
Certainly not Terezi

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>>86751524
What if Jane died early on in act 6 and was replaced with Nanna?

The propsit girls being bullied for their big tits

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>>86751597
BREEDING DUTIES?

>>86751542
>kar8ro
:33< DELET THIS

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>>86751610
But what about the trolls

Pretty sure Ara has some huge tits, same with Feferi

>>86751476
Stupid.

>>86751611
That's Dave's wifely duty, not John's.

Jane is literally Jade but worse. Their characteristics only differ on the most superficial levels- and severity. Truly one of the worst characters in Homestuck.

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>>86751672
Jane was an outright bitch with no personality. I hate Jade, but she wasn't a bitch and she did have a personality, albeit an annoying one.

Honestly, I like Jane a little more than I otherwise would have for being such a cunt.

>>86749284
We really are living in a satirical novel used to make fun of a less-ridiculous 2016, huh?

>>86749284
>yfw the mirthful messiahs were right

bizzaro version of homestuck where roxy tells jane "I liked u better when u were eating!"

>>86751600
What would have been the point of her then....?

>>86751706
>Nice people who try to supress their negative emotions but end up becoming emotionally stunted and having temper problems because of this.
>Lonely due to a life of isolation.
Same character basis- only difference is severity. Also known as "Jane is a bigger bitch"

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>>86751706
>Hating Jade
I don't understand

>>86751786
It's cuntpi, she's always had shit tastes.

>>86751786
>>86751796
Jade isn't a very good character but I don't hate her or even find her annoying- I don't see how you could.

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>>86751781
>Also known as "Jane is a bigger bitch"
How big are we talking?

>>86751846
Hypercunt megabitch extreme edition 2.5.

>>86751817
I just hated whenever I had to read her pesterlogs. They were always so sterile and irritating. Jade was the fakest character in the story.

>>86751876
Get ready for the breed brigade to beat you down.

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>>86751910

>>86751910
For what? Most sensible people have filtered cuntpi, and have had her filtered for years.

>>86751910
>acknowledging a low class davekat shipper
You make me laugh.

>>86749284
>>86749301
>>86749648
>>86749866
>>86750789
It's basically nothing. Almost all of these sightings are either people who later admitted they were lying or kids who totally saw a clown in the woods behind their house. There have been, like, two actual creepy clowns wandering around.

There may be some copycatting at this point, but it's all fucking bullshity hyped for no reason.

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So how many timelines ended up doomed because Rose and Dave snapped and started making out with one another on the spot

>>86751930
>>86751931
>>86751939
Now I'm just embaressed...

>>86751944
All of them.

>>86751986
Don't be, it's not like you ship davekat.

>>86752087
I just wanted my witty title to have some meaning in that context but I ended up looking like a huge nerd.

>>86752208
Do it. Kill her.

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>>86752225

>>86752243
Dammit Chaz
I know it's not meant to be sexual but your art style
It just

>>86752243
Jane was a bitch even during the infantile stages. I'm rooting for Roxykitten.

>>86752274
Babies turn you on?

>>86752295
I would never fuck babies, I'm not John.

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>>86752285
All babies are precious.

>>86752302
Are you sure?
>>86752320
>John and Jade fighting to the death after he tries to rape one of her babies.
>This is how the universe ends.

>>86752356
Nah, John's fundamentally against incest. It's perfectly safe to leave him around babies so long as they're related to him. That's one of the reasons why Jade is trying to slowly make it so that she and Dave are responsible for 90% of the world's population.

>>86752374
>GG: when everyone is furry nobody will be!

>>86752385
Jade did nothing wrong.

>>86752413
She's just eliminating racism.

>>86752374
>Implying Jade's population control and John's baby raping tendencies wouldn't eventually clash.

>>86752425
They won't. It's not like he active tracks down babies.
Plus all possibly babies for the first generation will be related to him.

>>86752435
>he active tracks down babies.
>Not knowing the deepest lore.
He does.

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>>86752449
Nuh uh
And that doesn't invalidate the second point.

>>86751078
A post with Sollux fucking Feferi from behind while she yells "Aw yea)(, put those hot dogs between T)(-ES-E buns! AND DON'T FORG--ET T)(---E MUSTAAAAAARD"
Had me in conniptions.

I also frequently recall this single errant shitpost that went something like:
*rubs teeth clean wwith shirt fabric*
hi
its me
inadequate dental hygiene eri

Trolls might have wrecked Homestuck but goddamn if they didn't make for the funniest jokes.

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>>86752498
Solfef was a good thing.

>>86752537
>Fefarari/Lewdcandy

Pity that she got chased out, she did good shit. Especially tragic that she dropped all her WIP stuff too, was looking forward to her lewd jades

>>86752462
He will go after the babies eventually. All of them.

>>86752498
>Trolls might have wrecked Homestuck
Nah.

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>>86752498
>>86752594
>Trolls might have wrecked Homestuck

>>86752537
Better than AraSol.

>>86752612
Hiveswap confirmed Homestuck killer.
>That was posted on my birthday.

>>86752584
Not the ones that are his nieces and nephews and daughters anon!

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>>86752631
Happy Birthday!

>>86752654
It's not November 30th yet, lipboy.

>>86752646
Especially them.

>>86752674
Retroactive foreshadowing. Plus it's always your Ultimate Self's birthday in some timeline.

>>86752697
My Ultimate Self probably killed himself and was gay.

>>86752684
But john hates incest!

>>86752904
Not when it involves babies.

>>86753082
I really hate how he went from being a geniune asshole with a soft side to a tsundure fuckboy cliche. My guess is that Hussie had some sort of sexual awakening. Which explains the treatment of Jake and the horsedildos.

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>>86753082
More screen time for Vriska.

>>86753432
That pic is pretty edgy.

>>86753830
But it's pretty cool too.

>>86753873
Eh. Not really. Blood almost looks like the Pi sign too. Huh.

>>86753873
It's OK. I'm not too keen on the blood everywhere and the massive handle for the sickle.

>>86753082
Karkat doomed himself when he started crying. Now no one will take him seriously ever again.

>>86754911
This desu.

>>86754911
Can you even make an asshole character cry without the fanbase/ you eventually going all "weak beta tsundure lol X3" with their character?

>>86757011
Hey dude, why did you delete Doc Scratch's monologue/exposition about Singapore?
What happened?

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i'm still salty about rufioh's character being completely wasted

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>>86749284
see you in the hilarocaust fellow anons

>>86758242
>implying that hillary is going to win

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>>86757062

right i'm just gonna put that in there when i actually write some dialogue between some characters, leading into the plot

one might feel jipped a little bit if they got an update and then were confronted with just the wikipedia article for singapore

>>86758497
Ayy, ok, thanks for clarifying it.

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>>86758557

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>>86758759
I have to admit, I wasn't expecting Jack to be the one that killed Kanaya, I thought that it would be Eridan.

I never finished. I stopped somewhere after everyone finally met eachother on the rock thing. is it even worth it to go back?

Also
>best kid Dave
>best waifu Vriska
>best troll kankri

>>86758759
She is going to come bak to life because of her rainbow drinker powers, right?
R-right?

>>86750429

>Don't get me wrong, it's not like I wanted a 30 minute action animation or anything

We actually did get that though. People were insanely hyped about it for a week until Act 7 came out and now the disappointment is all anyone remembers.

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>>86758242
>>86758277

>Implying that Hillary is the one who has literally been compared with ICP

>>86758899

No. Just pretend that was the ending.

>>86748918
Ok so the thing to remember is homestuck is a video game.

So while Equius is STRONG, that's only one stat, and it's more like an individual attack/defense ability than an actual stat.

Your combat stats are determined by the game and what attacks you know. Your level, equipment, such like that. The Jacks and Queen and such have insane power levels because they're the final boss of the game. Other villains are actually other players and are held by the same rules.

So basically your power level is literally your level. And for most characters you don't see their level.

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>>86758931
Jojostuck Kanaya is as dead as the Eiffel Tower.

Which for some reason is also destroyed because Jack's just kind of an asshole.

>>86759390
Fuck
RIP in peace then

>>86759070
I'm sure somebody has once.

>>86759338
>Ok so the thing to remember is homestuck is a video game.
>So while Equius is STRONG, that's only one stat, and it's more like an individual attack/defense ability than an actual stat
Bullshit logic.

>>86751384
We don't know how to let go.

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>>86758956

it's times like this when i wonder what a completely original "homestuck characters but with stands" storyline would be like

as opposed to what i do, which is plop them all down in part 3 and give them what i hope are fun conversations and stupid shit to do

>>86760044
You see, the smart thing to do would be to plop them all down in Part 6, with Doc Scratch as Pucci

>>86759750
>Bullshit logic.

Welcome to HS cunt

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>>86759795

>>86751186
>It worked for awhile

Don't mean jack shit. Plus the entire fiasco was basically worthless because remember, IT WAS RETCONNED.

>>86760155
Jade doesn't like vampires? Then why is she good friends with Kanaya?

>>86750434
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

>>86760381
Because they both love babies.

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>>86751078
WHEN YOU CUNTS GOT ASSBLASSTED BY ACT 7

NEVER SHOULD OF EXPECTING *ANY* GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO HS YOU AUTISTS

>>86751301
>horrifying porn

This is /hst/ cunt, nobody gives a shit. Post it.

>>86760437
You mean being breedsluts, Jade couldn't care less about babies.

>>86760357
>basically worthless
But anon, those versions of the characters contributed to the *ultimate self*, which means that every version the character is canon, even your fanfiction!

>>86751520
>What was Jane's thing again?

uhhhhhhhhh yanno that one thing called IT NEVER FUCKING MATTERED

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>>86751078
All of the livestreams we did were fantastic. Pic related comes from a stream of Collide; I think you can tell specifically when.

Also Con Air was great

>>86751631
POST DISGUSTING FETISHES INVOLVING ARA ALREADY YOU SUPER REATARD

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>>86760546
Does Dave care?

>>86751786
>Hating LITERALLY ANYONE
>But look at all this cute/sexy fanart I have of them!
>Doesn't that make them have worthwhile characteristics and "arcs" n shit?
>Won't that make you feel any less shittier that you've spent 7 years on this shit for nothing?
>Look it IS connected to HS... in spirit!
>Won't my disgusting fetishes about 13 year olds make for a good topic?
>I swear there's a reason why we keep these threads alive... right guys?

>>86760357
>Don't mean jack shit
Yes, it does.

>>86752689
There it is! Kanayanon. What is your preferred ship for her? Is it Kanaya's feet x Your dick?

>>86760305
R00d.

>>86760382
Edgy.

Faggot.

>>86757945
ON THE PILE IT GOES!

>>86760514
>>86760880

>>86760821
Well, my preferred ship for her is Kanaya x me, I'm no cuck
And no, I don't have a foot fetish

>>86758899
NO

>>86759338
>Your combat stats are determined by

No. Your combat stats are determined whether Hussie feels like a character should have a moment in the spotlight or not. It has nothing to do with ANY of their actual practises/interests/supposed powerlevel.

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>>86760644

>>86760965
>ANY of their actual practises/interests/
Only those, actually. Power levels don't exist.

Aradia has the biggest ____

>>86761035
dick

>>86761035
Butt.

>>86760614
>>86760813
How?

>>86761035
Farts.

>>86760974
What fetish is that? Towel fetish?

>>86760620
Hiya Katnep anon. You're the only thing I don't hate about /hst/. Hope you have a good day.

>>86761101
Ultimate selves?

But, yes, holding back a murderer does matter.

>>86761035
Poops.

>>86761230
Does it really matter if the murderer's goal isn't actually to kill everyone, but to assist a time traveling demon?

>>86761035
Babies.

>>86760937
but she a LEZBEEAN

you dirty LEZBEEAN eraser!

>>86761312
Yes, because, at that point, Gamzee was going to attack people randomly.

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>>86761035
hips

>>86761356
But that only matters in terms of things at that exact moment
It doesn't actually matter in terms of the overarching plot
Gamzee killing everyone is basically just a blip on the timeline of things that actually matter, such as his involvement with the biggest bad

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>>86761035
heart

>>86761230
>Ultimate selves?

What did he mean by this?

>holding back a murderer does matter

No it fucknig don't. It didn't. In fact leaving Equius alive would've complicated things even more, like how would you convince him to go and fuse with a RED sprite sphere?
>Just order him that's it.

ALL THE MORE REASON WHY ANY OF THIS NEVER FUCKING MATTERED

>>86761343
So what? That never stopped me before. Wouldn't you like to convert Kanaya, a filthy lesbian, into a good heterosexual?

>>86761035
DEEK

>>86761428
No I because I don't give a shit about 95% of the cast at this point. No matter the amount and scope of the porn you can not sway me otherwise.

>>86761417
What is this poppycock?

Surely you meant 'insatiable need for dicking'?

>>86761519
Ok, man, you have your tastes and I have mine
But tell me, if you don't care about the characters, what do you like about homestuck?

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>>86761583
The horse boy. He has been literally driven into the ground again and again for any amount of jokes they could get out of him but I don't care. I liked him from the start and I had never let that be torn out of me. Ever. Probably never will.

>>86761393
Stopping it still mattered.

>>86761753
>Equius
Ayy, good taste
Is he by any chance your husbando?

>>86761427
What are you on about?

>>86761918
Jadefags are the worst.

>>86761976
How so?

>>86762006
>>86762002
DUDE BREEDING LMAO

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>>86761976

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!???

(nah but she's not an amazing character in any sense)

FUCK THIS I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

Which one is worse

Jade waifufags from hst or the neo homosuck fanbase praising davekat

>>86762167
the davekat ones

>>86762119
>implying you can get out of my 8elly

>>86762109
>she's not an amazing character in any sense)
This. A million times this. This is what annoys me so much. I don't understand why she's worshipped here.
>inb4 memes
>>86762167
Davekat fags.

>>86761918
You're wrong. Ara is a bigger slut than Jade.

Also what supposed harm could Jadefags do anyway? Derail the 'discussion'?

>>86761889
No. I mean I don't think so. I always gravitate towards weird/unconventional characters in most stories. Then again he's about the only reason I kept coming back to this shitfest. Almost like... an obsession. I guess that could mean something...

>>86762268
They're annoying and have a slight aversion to actual discussion. They don't even meme well with others because >"muh jade is pure maiden" among other things.

>>86762426
Who else did you like?

ITT: we describe nepeta's nightmare
>she is still single
>she got an invitation to karkat's alien marriage
>he is getting married to a troll girl
>it's ______

>>86762511
They aren't much different than the rest then. A smidge different kind of cancer, but cancer nonetheless.

>>86762644
eridan

>>86762647
>ebin we're all cancer meme first time on 4chan and iT TOTALLY SUCKS, DUDE
No. Stop.

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>>86762644
the nutshack

>>86762644
Vriska.

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>>86762540
I liked Vriska before Huss decided he wanted to fuck his own creation even if it means bringing the entire story down the shitter.

Scheming bluebloods and alien aristocratic shenanigans was kind of intriguing you know?

Which makes me wonder... what reason did Equius exactly have to patch her up AND give her a robot arm free of charge? Dem bluebloods never trust each other because they're all dangerous. He states it pretty clearly that they're not friends and she's benath him so he isn't obliged to do anything for her. I'd imagine that were they back in the older times the standard procedure would be to let the bastard die so you can attain a better position in the hierarchy by pleasing the royals with bloodshed n stuff.

I would like to believe anything else than 'Hussie's waifu can NOT die!' but it sure points that way...

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>>86762831

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Everything in Homestuck is the same except Dave is replaced with Dio. How does the plot change?

Dio takes Dave's place ectobiologically. Dio is a vampire and has his stand due to shenanigans.

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>>86762741
Oh poor child. How many years have you spent in the fandom again?

>>86763005
One question, is Dio gay?

>>86761918
You can't even do it right you dumbass.
Jade is not the biggest slut, she's a breedslut. There's a key difference.

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>>86763064
he's banged women and he's had some weird sexual shit with pucci

so he's bi

>>86763005
You might as well replace Dave with Vriska. They have about the same personality.

>>86762938
>He states it pretty clearly that they're not friends and she's benath him so he isn't obliged to do anything for her.

>Equius
>Actually conforming to hemospectrum shit legitimately
>ever
>Equius
>not being incredibly passive and obedient

Come on, man. It makes perfect sense.

>>86763118
Is there?

>>86763185
Nice bait.

>>86763180
Oh, ok, I guess it wouldn't change much then, he has that za waradu time power shit, dave has his time powers, he would still be gay for Karkat, etc...
But I imagine that he and Kanaya would have a lot to talk about, since he is a vampire and stuff

>>86763044
Nobody here is that bad though. Honest. I'm a big boy.

>>86748818
The Trolls were what destroyed the comic. Karkat recognizes this and celebrates Gamzee's noble (but futile) effort to purge the comic of the cancer and virgo and scorpio that are killing it

>>86763214
Yes. Jade's loyal to Dave and would only leave him for a higher level Dave or a Shiny Dave. But that girl gets pregnant so often she makes Dave uncomfortable about his somewhat redneck origins.

>>86763234
It wasn't bait.

Also I meant Vriska=Dio, not Dave=Vriska.

>>86763243

why the fuck would dio be gay for karkat

the big thing about dio is that he's like, a lot more domineering, charismatic, and intense than anyone in the cast

he's more likely to kill karkat because he's fucking useless (muda muda muda amirite) than to have a relationship with him

fuck it new add-on question, who do we ship dio with

>>86763380
Dio is a mary sue?

>>86763380
i asked for the switch of dio for dave since he'd fill the time player role, but be an extremely different clashing personality

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>>86763201
I guess it would but the thing is she never actually directly told him or ordered him to do it.

This is actually a case where her underhanded tactics and sucking up to get what she wants doesn't actually work. Because Eq is the way he is.

After that she just flails around, whining about her problems and how she got played by some blind bitch. Essentially she was like a child throwing a ridiculous murdery tantrum.

I guess he took pity on that...?

>>86763380
Oh, my bad, buddy.

>>86763397
Why was anyone gay for Karkat? Even after the timeskip he was a whiny fucker, and unlike pre-retcon he didn't really have any interesting or enticing elements.

>>86763455
Equius has always been a fairly neutral force. He doesn't really respect his own autonomy that much (basically the entire point of his character) so he tends to do just do shit for everyone regardless. Like Tavros.

>>86763298
Scorpio trolls succeeded anyway. I honestly think that's a lesser evil than having dumb fuckin clouns throw their shit around. Not that much better but at least clounfags didn't get JACK SHIT. Other than gamzee in a fridge. whooptydoo

>>86763428
Wait, do we still get Dirk or does Diego replace him

>>86763428
Does he still get his time powers through a really complicated series of events where he steals another player's body? Or does he just have them automatically?

>>86763591
>>86763543

Dave is replaced with Stardust Crusaders Dio a few days before the events of Homestuck begin. Bro and Dirk are still the same.

Let's also say that he is contacted by the other players and he thinks, based on the whole bizarreness of the situation, that it's an act of "fate" or "gravity", so he stays friendly with John, Rose, and Jade, to at least the extent he will not kill them on sight. John and Rose think Dave is simply pretending to be a weirdo out of irony while Jade has some Prospit visions or some shit.

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>>86762938
>>86763455
>Quietly working on one of his noble hobbies
>One of his closest social rivals comes barging into his hive getting her stupid blood all over all his shit
>Waits until she loses consciousness from a combination of exsanguination and screaming before even looking up from his work

So now she's completely helpless and at his mercy. The most sensible and humiliating thing to do to her, instead of just letting her die, would of course be to install that cybernetic arm she wanted so much (With added remote control functionality, to continue to assert his weird passive form of dominance).

>>86761035

TITS!

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>>86763531
Yep he helps the team even though he supposedly has all these convictions about hemospectrum and stuff. And he never wanted to kill anyone. Why don't more people like Equius? Oh wait never mind this is the HS fandom so back to the good ol' routine of "my fav characdurr is bettur than urs!!!" So fuck all ya'll.

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Nrxt time you make a gaystuck thread dont spoiler the OP image or make a title so I dont click on ugly ass homofuck at by accident.

>>86763464
They hooked up because there were no other options. That's why Dave immediately starts drifting away as soon as prime grade-A doggy poon shows up.

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>>86763814
Ohh. I see. It also could've been a precaution in case she tries her mindreading and other shenanigans. It was a defensive move.

>>86760624
the con air stream was like the highlight of my year

>>86763531
>>86763837
This was a shit post desu. It was redundant and added nothing to the conversation. While seemingly coherent, it makes little sense in context and does not support anything I said previously or bring up anything new. I feel guilty for making you think that post had any semblance of meaning- it didn't. Not only that but the syntax was disjointed and the vague, general sentences all seem very loosely connected together. It would feel intellectually dishonest for me not to address how vapid it was. I'm sorry. I need to go to sleep.

>>86763929
>Getting mad at us Homosucks
We're one of the most oppressed groups on /co/. We deserve this. Fuckers go out of their way to deleate our threads.

;_;

>>86763994
You said that he just does shit for everyone else despite himself. I said that yes he does, and that he also didn't try to kill anyone. Then I asked a half-rhetorical question of why don't more people like him? Because he really isn't that bad. Then I answered my own question.

Nigga get yo ass to fuckin bed instead of writing a fucking paragraph that could've been easily summed up as "that post is literal ASS I don't get it".

>>86763939
To be fair, Karkat couldn't compete with Jade's ass

>>86764291
It was my own post that I hated. And I only got this irritated because it's exactly why I hate Cuntpi's posts and I just did the shit she does. Also, I've been up all night so.

>>86763397
>why the fuck would dio be gay for karkat

He probably wouldn't. DIO don't give a shit about race or creed as long as someone has absolute belief that he is the soon to be God of this WARUDO.

Aaand if they can aid him to attain Godhood. Since Karkat is useless he'd probably just kill him.

Dio/Jonathan seems pretty popular...

>>86764360
It's funny how everyone's opinion of karkat here did a total 180

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>>86764411
S'all good bruv. I got what you meant anyway.

Sounds like you really need that sleep tho. You in college?

>>86764540
He became canonly gay almost exclusively because Huss wanted to pander to the fans that gave him the most money so...

>>86764540
Lack of resolution and a ridiculous character derailment does that. God the retcon was a shitshow.

>>86764540
It's funny how Karkat's character did a complete 180.

>>86764608
No, it's just medical problems.

>>86749284
IT'S 2 0 1 6

>>86764540
Dave too

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>>86764724
Ran out of that dank stuff?

>>86764919
The point is Davekat sucks

>>86764967
It fucked up the two best characters.

>>86764540

I still like Karkat, but I only manage to do that by ignoring the shitty way Hussie mailed in his character interactions post-Vriskagram.

AS far as I'm concerned, this is and always will be the Karkat that matters.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690

>>86764941
No. Gross.

>>86765045
That Karkat died a long time ago. Nobody even remembers or cares who he was.

>>86765132
Not even in the dreambubbles.