Why is Beth considered as MILF? She's only 34. 20% of anons

MILF isn't about the age, it's about the image.

the qualification of milf is M-O-T-H-E-R. We might attribute it to women of certain age but if you have kids, you're a mother and your hotness will get you a MILF ranking

I'm pretty sure that when it comes to MILFs age has nothing to do with it.

>>86740097
Generally speaking, you have to be old enough for your son's friends to find you attractive to be a proper MILF. 30-35 is about the youngest without going heavy on the /ss/.

You realize what MILF means

The only qualification is being a mother

MILF stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck. There are two qualifications for being a MILF:

1) Is she a mother?
2) Would you like to fuck her.

And there you go.

This is a joke right? It shouldn't take this jag >>86740134 explaining shit for you to realize how much of an idiot you are, right?

Ten years age gap is still pretty big when you are young.

I think OP's confusing the terms "MILF" and "cougar".

So just to make this thread slightly less pointless,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb6h6tsEsn4

>>86740181
You'd be surprised how many people misuse the term MILF.

>>86740169
disagree.

And 18-year-old mother is not a milf. Yet by your definition a website that features only 18-yaer-olds could be a milf website s'long as they're all idiots who don't know how to wrap it up.

>>86740446
And it'll stay that way throughout most of your life. If you're below 25 or above 40, a difference of 10 years is extremely substantial.

>>86740530
If she's a mother and she's hot then she's a milf. It's not a difficult concept.

>>86740530
Yes they are MILFs. They are mothers and you would like to fuck them.

>OP just turned 34

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>>86740097
I, personally, have never found Beth attractive. Jessica, Unity, and that girl who made Tammy look drunk at Rick's party are where to go!

I'm more interested in a different Sarah Chalke character, anyway...

>>86741215
Eh. That nose is a huge turnoff for me.

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>>86741215
>I'm more interested in a different Sarah Chalke character, anyway...

I prefer this one

>>86740530
Yes they are, you are confusing milf and cougars.

Fucking underage idiots.

>>86740097
You got a sauce on that picture?

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>>86741262
Huh. Guess I have a nose fetish then.

>>86740126
There's people on /s/ right now who would consider a childless 27 year old a milf.

In the strictest sense, I'd say a milf should be old enough to be your own mother or it's just meaningless.

>>86743772
oy vey.

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>>86743917
It's literally an acronym that describes all the cases it applies to. A mother you wan't to fuck. That's it.

>>86740097
It's an acronym. She has two children.

Put it all together, OP.

>>86743772
Gee I wonder whos behind this post

I want to rub those feet holy shit.

Beth is one of those women who would make me really angry irl.

Like, if I was just a bit more attractive, like an 8/10 maybe, I'd be able to pound her delicious MILF pussy all night long.

But because I'm not Chad she wouldn't even pay me any attention...Fucking whore.

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>>86741404
/thread

lkasxch

>>86743772
>>86743994
mamma mia!

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>>86745586
bruh

>>86743917
Milf- Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Age doesn't matter in this context, just the fact that she's a mother. A slut can have a 2 year old at age 21 and be a milf, they need a kid though. A stacked 40 year old woman who doesn't have children is not a milf because she is not a mother.

>>86743391
>shamserg
Reverse image search, brah.

>>86746947
Shut up

MILF - meant to mean any woman who has had a child i.e. a mother, who is attractive e.g. whom you would like to fuck p.s. would put your penis into. (However, the term has become widespread enough that some people use it to mean any older "motherly" woman who is attractive, regardless of her mother status.)

Cougar - any older woman, typically over the age of 40, who is into younger guys, typically under the age of 30. (However, the term has become widespread enough that people may generally use it to describe an *attractive* older woman who is into younger guys, or even just an attractive older woman in general.)

and while we're at it

Shortstack - meant to describe a girl who is shorter than average, typically under 5 feet tall, who is also "stacked," i.e. has large, plentiful, or otherwise notable features e.g. her breasts and/or her butt/hips. (However, this term has become widespread enough that some people use it to simply refer to any smaller person regardless of their features, particularly an attractive one, but not necessarily one that is "stacked.")

>>86745428
Jerry is the furthest thing from a Chad and he's pounded her pussy at least thrice

>>86740097
Who is this supposed to be?

>>86740530

Agree with this; people take the term too literally.

>>86746947

Nope. You have it backwards.

Type "milf" in google and you get a bunch of 35 + women. They could have had their tubes tied for all I care; they are milfs.

>>86741404

Cougars are older women who are into younger men ("cubs"). They need not have children.

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>>86750949
The word of the day is MILF children.

Mother
Id
Like to
Fuck

Milf.

>>86750277
beth from rick and morty?

>>86740530
please take your word definitions to tumblr

>>86740097
>Why is Beth considered as MILF?
Because she is a
>Mother
>I'd
>Like to
>Fuck

Her age doesn't matter. There isn't some magical age where every women suddenly becomes a milf.

>>86740530
You're thinking of christmas cakes

>>86743917
on /s/?