Dennis The Menace Gets “Dreamworks Face” For New TV Show

Huh. Never would have guessed that he's supposed to be Dennis the Menace.

>>86726286
He looks like a saiyan with Down's Syndrome.

>>86726652
There is an American Dennis and British one which has black hair and that striped shirt. No relation in terms of creator, just two separate guys who used the same play on words.

>>86726286
I have never been bothered by the dreamworks face before but holy fuck kill it with fire.

Gnasher's gonna rip that posh nonce right up

>>86726704
Fuck the British version then.

>>86726723
American Dennis is a little pussy

Hope you Brit anons like paying your license fees.

>>86726731
British Dennis looks like a fucking fag who watches too much anime

>>86726731
American Dennis would menace the fuck out of that britty twat

>>86726286
So 'Murrcan Dennis is a pussy boy while British Dennis is a certified asshole?

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>>86726704
Huh. Never knew that.

And I was just about to set aside folder space for the inevitable New Margaret and New Gina and Joey lewds.

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Wow. British Dennis looks like an outright dick. I don't remember much about American Dennis, but I don't think American Dennis was anything but decent-hearted. British Dennis looks like he puts scorpions on the teacher's chair.

>>86726286
I get the feeling he's going to have inexplicable droves of fangirls à la the Onceler.

>>86726286
He looks like the guy from Least I Could Do

>>86726286
Holy shit it looks like he should be renamed Dennis the Malicious.

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>>86726794
Yep.

>>86726868
>British Dennis looks like an outright dick
He is. But by the same measure, American Dennis is a fag.

Generally speaking, fuck Dennises of all backgrounds and nationalities.

>>86726794
Yeah, it's essentially backwards.

>>86726949
Rude. What about Denise?

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>>86726868
>I don't remember much about American Dennis
All I remember is how hot his mom is.

>>86726914
Absolute Madman!

What do you call a denary of Dennis? Tennis

>>86726286
does he have a Cockney accent?
he looks like he would.

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>>86726286
He looks like Pajama Sam.

>>86726868
His face makes me want an M&M blizzard from dairy queen

>>86726868
Yeah Bong Denis sawed his families living room table because he felt like it. He's a prick.

>>86727800
>because he felt like it
It was FOR A LAUGH you knob

>>86726286
Oh hey! A Freddie Krueger origin story remake.
Fuck you Dreamworks.

I wonder why both Dennis' never had a crossover.

>>86728029
Because American Dennis was a clueless little shit who always meant well but inadvertently made everyone else miserable. That was his whole shtick. He was a menace due to his good nature. (and it was fucking tiresome)

British Dennis was an actual menace, hurting animals, children and adults alike both physically and emotionally. He would not stand for US Dennis for a second and would probably hit him for being a bender.

>>86728056
Epic Rap Battle when?

>>86727273
So I'm not crazy! No one I know remembers those tokens.

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He was always beating off fags too

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Also his dad was Hitler

Problem Child would wreck both their shits.

>>86726914

Wow so edgy.

Maybe there are better comics but the ones I've seen are pretty sad and weak. I pick Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. More imagination.

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>>86728072
How about never.

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>>86726914

>>86728188
Calvin is just a sockpuppet for a jaded middle aged man to spout his cynical views. He doesn't have even the semblance of a child.

>>86726286
He looks far too old to be Dennis

>>86726704
They both first appeared within a week of each other. It's a really weird coincidence

>>86726760
Yeah, we get a shit ton of tv and radio with no adverts. The radio alone is worth the fee, any good TV we get is a bonus

>>86727085
Beanotown is up North isn't it?

>>86728241
>He doesn't have even the semblance of a child
He's full of witticisms, but backed by naivete and imagination
He's a child who has been a child for 30 years

>>86728241
He's not supposed to be like a real child no, but I don't care. It's philosophy stuff but funnier and more interesting than either Dennis.

>>86728372

Oh, and I started reading Calvin and Hobbes when I was five (I was just learning to read and mostly liked the pictures but picked up more little by little) and loved it the, so I disagree it lacks little kid appeal, at least. Calvin was very identifiable to little kid me.

>>86728136
Most changes to Dennis made since my childhood are Not Muh, but it is a lot more satisfying to see Walter get his arse beaten for being a smarmy prick than it was for him to get it just for being soft.

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>>86726286
Looks like this asshole

How does Dennis keep getting new tv series' when the Beano has had a foot in the grave for more than half a decade now? I was under the impression that the only people who bought the comic these days were adult collectors and nostalgiafags.

>>86726914
>This is the top image on his wikipedia page

kek

>>86726760
British Dennis the Menace first appeared March 7, 1951, while American Dennis the Menace first appeared March 12, 1951, so if you go by "older is the real one" it's British Dennis who's the original and USA Dennis should pay licensing money for the right to use the name, if anyone - if that was your point

>>86729770
He's talking about tv licenses

>>86728641
He's still the flagship character

Hell, Bananaman is getting a live action film

No thanks. With UK Dennis you have to go full shithead. This is 30%, at best.

>>86729784
Ah I see, thanks.

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>>86726760
>it's an "American only knows about British tv licences because Britain is the only culturally relevant nation (not) in Europe" post.

>>86726286
He... looks...

He looks...

HE'S FUCKING HANDSOME.

HE'S TOO FUCKING HANDSOME LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

SQUARE JAW, THICK EYE BROWS, EY! YOU! DON'T YOU HAVE A TOWER TO CLIMB? SOME POOR GIRL'S HAIR YOU HAVE TO PULL BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO GET A FUCKING ROPE? SOME SLEEPING WOMEN TO MOLEST? "OHH I'M JUST GIVIN HER CPR" THAT'S NOT WHAT THE TWELVE MIDGETS SAID

>>86729908
this chart is wrong French public TV still has advertising, just less than the others

>>86728641
Probably why he's had or used to have an annual of his own every year, while everyone else seemed to have to accept some stories in the all-around Beano annual.

>>86729908

BBC doesn't feature advertisements. They do bring in money by exporting shows abroad, though.

>>86730175

Bash Street Kids had one too.

>>86729908
But Finland has a kind of a tv license fee, it's just in the form of a special public broadcasting tax. The person who compiled the chart is a retard

>>86728086
He used to be on the side of the paper cups.

>>86728344
>>86729908
>>86730276
If its so great, why do britbongs keep flipping their shit over it and demand the BBC be privatized?

>>86730785

I never said it was great. I don't have my TV hooked up, so I don't need a licence. I just use it for my PS4.

>>86729793
Bananaman is also getting a musical stage show.

>>86728451
is this an edit? it actually gave me a chuckle

>>86730276
Channel 4 and ITV get some public money IIRC.

>hurrr me am amerifat
>me am live in cave
>there are others who live in different cave?
>hurrr deyr cave dumb

>>86726286
Now I'm no tumblr tot but he looks too tall and thin to me

Dennis is a top lad you soft cunts

>>86726286
>>But now this famed bullyboy is being aged up into this new CBBC series.

But...Dennis only works as a little kid who doesn't know any better. Removing that aspect of the character by aging him renders any acts done as malicious rather than comical.

>Ten-year-old Dennis breaks a window while playing baseball. "Oops, sorry Mr. Wilson. I guess that homerun went home." Cue laughter

>Teen (15+) Dennis breaks a window while playing baseball. The act is viewed as a juvenile offense with punishment.

>>86731788
>baseball
>implying Dennis isn't malicious

>>86729793
>>86731222
the youtube videos aren't bringing in the ash anymore, eh?

>>86726723
As someone who grew up on both, the British Dennis is infinitely superior.

>>86731824
Depends on which version of Dennis we're referencing. I grew up with the American version and didn't know about the British one until years ago.

>>86728056
This anon said it nicely. American Dennis is good natured, just unaware of his actions.

British Dennis is a chav that needs to be shot like a BLM rioter.

>>86726286
Astro Boy: The Teenage Years?

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Beano and British culture /co/ threads were the best, why don't we have them any more?

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>>86726704
American Dennis
>Lovable prankster embodying good-natured, wholesome shenanigans.

British Dennis
>Mean-spirited thug-in-the-making.

>>86726704
Wait, what play on words?

>>86732034
"Dennis" and "menace" rhyming, I'd imagine

>>86731993
That's why he's called a fucking menace you retard.

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>>86726286
Hey, it's John Egbert.

>>86729960
You still have to pay a license fee though.

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>>86726286
This is horrible. He looks like the sort of twat who would be in a boy band or a teen rock band. He'd probably be the rebellious one or something, and boy band-tier rebellious is not what Dennis the Menace should be.

I really like how, up until at least the 90s, and especially in the 70s and 80s, British comics and cartoons had a real rough around the edges, dirty feel to them. This pretty much applies to all forms of cartooning, be it for kids or political cartoons, we really embraced a sort of idea of ugliness (infer what you will on how that reflects on the British). Think of the Beano, Gerald Scarfe, Quentin Blake, Watership Down and Plague Dogs, even Raymond Briggs' stuff. But along comes America with its media steamroller and they have such a stranglehold on the world's media, especially having cornered the market in CG animation, that even the artists who aren't actually connected to it look to America's smoothed off, soft, toyetic animations and say "that's how it should be done". Cultural identity in art barely exists any more. So now we have a Dennis with no British charm whatsoever. Do these people have no integrity? If you want things to be noticed, it's because they stand out, not look like everything else.

At least we still have Aardman.

>>86728355
I've always thought of it being in Lancashire.

>>86732429
Why does Gnasher look cute and cheerful?

>>86731921
Because Americans shitpost in them.

>>86732458
Because homogeneity and inoffensiveness to appeal to as many demographics as possible.

>>86732429
He looks so punchable

>>86732458
Because Pixar and Dreamworks. Gotta neuter everything. Can't risk it having any edge, it might turn people off.

>>86732429
>>86726286
He honestly looks too soft. I can't imagine this kid being anything more than mischievous. Definitely not a Menace.

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>>86732429
>Gerald Scarfe

Mah nig-nog

>>86729960
Brit public tv has advertising too. Channel 4 is publicly owned, supported by ad revenue.

>>86731580
Correct, but Channel 4 was set up specifically to be publicly owned.

In fact, all channels that produce Brit-made shows or teleplays get some public money, because it's all actually produced for them out-of-house by arms-length companies, which are eligible to claim tax relief and all sorts of shit. Doctor Who was part-produced in recent seasons with money from US taxpayers - by claiming relief on costs after spending an appropriate portion of its budget in the US.

That's just how tv and movie production works, of course. Tax breaks are simple incentives. It's why Star Wars is made here.

>>86730785
We don't. There's surprisingly little support for privatizing the BBC (or selling off Channel 4, though most people assume it's already independent).

What we do have is a lot of media owned by Rupert Murdoch and a select number of other, lesser billionaires, all of whom are keen on seeing the BBC privatized as it "unfairly" competes with their own privately-owned media, such as the Sky network (the equivalent to FOX). Lately Murdoch has also been complaining about BT (which is various companies, but began as British Telecom and was privatized in 1984 (over 50% sold to private investors, the government's remaining holdings being sold off no later than 1993) and suggests that it should have its "monopoly" investigated - because BT has its own sports channel and managed to bid successfully for the rights to some big sports Sky previously had a monopoly on.

Nobody much is a fan of Murdoch and a fan of football here - he put up the cost of match attendance by creating a new, Sky-exclusive Premiere League in the 90s, leading to the hyperinflation of player wages and the consequent inflation of replica kit, match tickets and other means by which fans show their support, not just in the clubs that became Premiere League but across the board.

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>>86732565
That was not the image I wanted to post.

>>86732585
The support isn't for privatising the BBC, it's for getting rid of the License Fee or at least not making it a criminal offence to not pay.

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>>86732589
I've got a big fat book of his art called "Drawing Blood", it's great.

Since I've been complaining about the influence of American animation, I'd probably be remiss to not point out that Scarfe did do the character designs for Disney's Hercules movie, but of course they softened it all up a ton.

>>86728190
Happen to have the full page?

>>86726286
This prick looks like the type of handsome private school cunt that'll do a day's work.

Old Dennis looked 5 years shy of chav-stabbing some unlucky fucker outside of a corner shop for a pack of fags.

SOFT AS FUCK.

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>>86730785
How many Britbongs do you know? Are they the same ones that Fox News find who say the American healthcare system is better than the NHS?

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>>86731993
Your Dennis is shit and you know it.

>>86726286

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?

>>86726788
American Dennis would come up to him with a weak-ass quip and a pun.

British Dennis would headbutt him and go full out soccer hooligan on his ass.

British Dennis also has deepest lore.

>>86728344
>listening to the radio in current millenium

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>>86733729
>"And I don't like caps either - unless they're the banging kind"

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>>86731921
Any more of Freddie Fear's mum popped up recently?

>>86733729
I want a cloak room.

I have so many fucking cloaks and I have no idea what to do with them.

He'll have a phone, won't he?

>>86733729
This looks like it's from Mad Magazine.

>>86733776
Old Dennis is new Dennis's dad and is married to a red head

I'll be honest I was surprised when I found out myself.

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>>86726286
Ehhhh... I'm not a big fan of the redesign, but the CGI looks decent. I know it's just a promo shot, but it doesn't look as cheap as I thought it would. I'll wait till I see actual video of it before I pass judgement on it.

To be honest, Dennis hasn't been the same since his dad stopped beating him.

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>>86734622
Bleeding softies, nothing wrong ever came out of giving a kid a damn good thrashing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tap0yCIEAqE

>>86728641
Because Dennis is a British icon. He's probably still commercially viable while the rest of the Beano is not.

That said it is all still doomed, they should have switched to long stories when they had the chance

>>86730292
Bash Street Kids is the superior comic

>>86730785
Because we are not a monolithic culture. And in general loud complainy people drown out people happy with the status quo

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It looks alright. Glad Dennis is getting some attention.

>>86731788
>>Ten-year-old Dennis breaks a window while playing baseball. "Oops, sorry Mr. Wilson. I guess that homerun went home." Cue laughter
Wrong Dennis m8. This is the Dennis who deliberately breaks windows with his slingshot and gets spanked with a slipper

>>86733788
>Working somewhere that doesn't have a radio

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>>86735987

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>>86734543
Sadly not, Dennis's parents got a makeover from Gok Wan when the previous TV show came out to match character designs.

Which is a pity, because Dennis being the child of the previous Dennis and Minnie works so damn well

>>86736154
That artist did the best Bash Street.

Remember when the Beano added Singled Out so we got three pages of Bash Street per issue? Shit was so cash

>>86736160
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/dennis-the-menace-father-the-beano

>>86727025
sauce?

>>86736853
Pandoras Box, with obscure milfs its always always always Pandoras box

>>86726286
It's the chin that bothers me to be honest, it makes him look like a teenager.

Or maybe I'm just annoyed that we've got another Dennis cartoon but no sign of Rodger, Minnie, or the Bash Street Kids.

>>86736154
I didn't realise there was an American Bash Street Kids as well.

>>86728336
>They both first appeared within a week of each other. It's a really weird coincidence

Well the name is obvious if you think about it. Both are typical boys of that time.

Bart Simpson is also a similar character.

>>86737429
They both stole their titles from an almost-forgotten song.

>>86737494
Do you have a yt link to the song?

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fuck it, STORY TIME

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>>86726286
>the eyes no longer meet in the middle, let alone merge…
Well, his original 2d design cannot be translated to 3d

>>86732429
It'll be fine.
They switched Dennis's design to match the last cartoon too, but after a couple of years they went back to the early-2000s pug-faced little bastard.

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>>86737524

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>>86737564

>>86737524
>>86737564
DAMAGED

>>86734543
Holy shit.

Wasn't there some lore about Dennis's gran? I vaguely remember that.

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>>86737596

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>>86737538
That's a load of shite and you know it.

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>>86737637
>>86737635
I'd forgotten about Dennis's Gran, I don't think she was appearing much in the last few years I was reading.
Did she die?

>>86737635
There was a thing in the old strips about his gran having a slipper made from elephant hide called the demon whacker that was reserved for when Dennis fucked up big time, because when Dad was a kid he accidentally bid on a stuffed elephant at an auction, and they used the hide to reupholster all the furniture and there was a little bit left over that got put on the demon whacker.

BRITISH DENNIS AND CALVIN FROM CALVIN AND HOBBES HAVE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH THEY DO COMBAT IN AN EMPTY FIELD WITH ONLY SNOW ON THE GROUND WHO WINS???

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>>86737743

You know what would be neat? A three-shorts anthology Beano show.
Say, one Dennis segment, and then the other two rotate; one segment that's either Roger, Minnie or Bash Street, and one other, random one.
>>86737729
Well, Dennis is basically a smarter version of Moe the bully. Calvin never wins those encounters.

>>86737538
GOTTA GO FAST

>>86737729
Depends how much preparation they can do.
We know that Calvin works quickly with Snow, so he could just build a barrier made out of spiky snowmen.

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>>86733870
To be fair cloak rooms at school were mostly a row of hooks outside the class room for people to leave their bag and coat at.

>>86733729
what the hell is a banging cap?

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>>86737857

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>>86737857
This makes a good reaction image.

>>86733623
Britibong here, NHS is shit. The American healthcare system is far superior.

>>86737926
Like those used in a cap gun, or a COPs toy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCG0AKvHcro

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>>86737564
>My, what a big sausage you have

Mike Pearse knew what he was doing.

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>>86738044
To be fair, Punch and Judy shows tend to have lots of innuendo. I know, because I've been to a couple.

>>86737799
Quick man. Get to the BBC and get this made.

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>>86737799
That's what I'd like to see. Occasionally have them cross over in half hour episodes.

>>86737996
Fuck off back to Brussels, Nigel.

>>86737996
Then fuck off to America Hunt.

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>>86726286
FML. At least Horrid Henry is still going strong, the animation may look like it was done in Worst Korea's wife's son's Just Fuck My Shit Up Headquarters but that's what makes it great.

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>>86728029
>crossover

>"Oh golly gee I accidentally stepped in Mr Wilson's flower bed! I better warn British Dennis so he doesn't make the same mistake. Meanwhile British Dennis has Mr Wilson tied to his garden table and he's about to kneecap the cunt

>>86736911
>Pandoras Box,
Could you be a bit little more specific?

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>>86738210
Is Fatty still a character? I don't think he'd go down well with some people.

>>86727085
he was a brummie in the 90s cartoon

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>>86738407
what the fuck's Ali G doing in there

>>86738430
He was popular at the time.

Has Dennis been beaten by his parents yet or do the British just not do that?

>>86726652
>>86726704
>>86726723
>>86726731
>>86726762
>>86726788
>>86733776

Can't we just agree that both boys are extremely molestable?

>>86733729
>MUFFLED EEK!

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>>86738407
And there we are.

Got some halloween and hogwarts ones I might post later this month.

>>86738407
>the vicar of dibley is there

what

>>86738430
>>86738443
And if I remember rightly Dandy was the one with all the short lived celebrity comics near the end.

I was a Beano reader all the way but it was a sad day when the Dandy died.
Now there's only the Beano left, and who knows how long she's got.

>>86738446
Often. But as if that would stop him

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>>86738446
It was a running gag, or more accurately a common ending in the less-PC days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m9br

best version

>>86726760
You don't even have to pay it

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>>86738530
Why was it always a slipper?

>>86737637
He looks like Sonic with the connected eyes and spiky hair and pudgy body

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>>86726286
Oh no.
What have they done. This looks like ass. This isn't even Dennis.

I don't believe this.

>>86738619
Funny, I've noticed that too. Maybe a drawfag can do him as Sonic or something...

>>86738614
Slippers are flexible, offer a wide surface area and don't hurt your hand.

>>86737743
It's interesting how these pages are structured episodically, almost like a newspaper cartoon.

>>86738673
A Menace is a kind of animal, right?

>>86726286
Nose could be bigger but other than that its alright

>>86726704
>just two separate guys who used the same play on words.
What play on words?

>>86738782
No, but again, that's another similarity...

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>>86733729
>WALTER IS ABSENT

Dennis fucking murdered him tossing him in the river offscreen.

>>86726868
Our Dennis the Menace was the Bart Simpson before Bart Simpson was Bart Simpson

>>86731863
Fuck off softy poof

>>86737249
>It's the chin that bothers me to be honest, it makes him look like a teenager.

...He IS a teenager now, judging by saying he's being "aged up".

>>86732585
And yet for all the license fees they get the BBC produces bullshit ITV would pass on

>>86738173
>>86738183
The NHS is clogged up with coffin dodgers wasting resources

>>86738509
The Vicar of Dibley was the biggest sitcom on British TV at one point

>>86739122

The lord is my shepard...

>>86738614
He'd rather not damage a good belt.

>>86732783
>Drawing Blood
https://www.amazon.com/Drawing-blood-Political-Doug-Marlette/dp/089284003X

This one?

>>86738286
Pandora's Box aka PBX
used to be WWOEC's premier artist before it closed down earlier this year
currently on Milftoons
most of his stuff is on Paheal and Sadpanda

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>>86733854
>that thread

That was a good day

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>>86739327
Woof

10 bucks, they don't make it on the fifth episode without making some sort of reference to A Clockwork Orange.

>>86733690
>i like edgy boys!
we know you're cucks eurotrash, go back to sucking mudslime dick. Your nations will be 3rd world countries by 2060.

>>86739435
You aren't exactly on the road to greatness either.

>>86726286
There's something disturbing about his face. But I can't put my finger on it

>>86732734
That would amount to the same thing, because there's no other (or fairer) way of funding it as public, ad-free television. The license fee is direct taxation on those who use the service (as the license fee also covers other aspects of broadcasting costs besides programme making, but is also paid directly into the general taxation funds before being passed back to the BBC, and thus a shortfall or windfall in any given year doesn't directly affect the ability of the BBC to function). There are very few hypothecated taxes which are actually fair; generally they're used to exclude users from a given service rather than provide it for everyone for free (albeit in the limited form that radio provides).

Making it a non-criminal offence to fail to pay the license fee while using services (such as broadcast television) which rely on it risks mass non-payment, as it essentially becomes a penalty-free system. Most people, it has to be said, probably would continue to pay it, for the time being - but there's no guarantee.

Making it a civil offence, ie, leaving it open to government (rather than the BBC, which is a recipient but not collector of the tax) to sue individuals makes a nonsense of both criminal and civil proceedings and would, counter-intuitively, push up the costs of recovery. Non-payment currently incurs a fine which in most cases is purely symbolic; it doesn't cover costs (being generally less than £25 for a first offence) and doesn't come close to covering the unpaid license. Fined individuals aren't required to purchase a license - if they don't watch tv thereafter.

>>86739053
I don't think you've seen ITV3 ever.

Also, short of a Roger Ailes scenario in the BBC newsroom, they're miles ahead of any other news organisation. The fee also covers BBC Monitoring, an open-source intelligence service which reports directly to government on global affairs, based on what's being said around the world in broadcast and online media.

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>>86739327
SIGMUND FREUD BE DAMNED

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>>86732429
>This is horrible. He looks like the sort of twat who would be in a boy band or a teen rock band.
Just the style these days I suppose, the did it with the new Thunderbirds and I enjoyed that, so no reason this has to be terrible.

>>86739660
How is the new Thunderbirds?

Will we be getting a new Captain Scarlet?

>>86739705
I think it's a pretty good update of the original, it has it's weak points like they never seem to use the CGI effectively, and it becomes really obvious when they switch back to models for some scenes but I enjoyed the 1st series. Don't know about Captain Scarlet it isn't that long since the last reboot
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_Anderson%27s_New_Captain_Scarlet

>>86739765
I need to check it out in that case. Thing is I never really have the time to watch TV these days...

>>86739053
Well sure, having a big bag of cash is no guarantee of quality. Just look at Hollywood right now

>>86739593
ITV3 is just repeats of Midsomer Murders and Morse at this point

The BBC does the same thing by owning a stake in the UKTV channels and letting them rerun Only Fools and Horses and Bergerac twenty thousands times a day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UKTV

You are right about the BBC News channels tho. They are worth state funding. I can't say the same about Strictly Come Dancing and Homes under the Hammer. At least they took off the eternal black hole of shite BBC3. Do you remember shit like Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps and Snog Marry & Avoid

Why the fuck do the BBC spend public money on shows that even Channel 5 would tell you to fuck off for proposing

>>86739853
Hollywood is just a bunch of companies creating media for profit for stockholders by any means neccessary

The BBC is a publicly funded broadcaster in which you can go to jail for not paying the License fee and watching TV

>>86726286
Honestly they could get away with Roger the Dodger looking like this since he's a con man kid

>>86738247
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/513273564200726528

>>86726850
Too bad those cuties aren't going to be in the new Dennis...

>>86740082
>Aye fuck off you
I fucking love Limmy

>>86740080
It upsets me that the rest of the Beano characters will never get TV Shows, while this will be Dennis's third or fourth.

And no, those straight to video one off episodes don't count.

>>86739080
That's not unique to the NHS, that's happening in a lot of countries as the quality of life increases. Privatising the NHS will just hit the poorest who are already struggling. And it's not like private healthcare providers don't exist if you're rich enough to use them but a lot of people aren't.

>>86740708
This, private insurance does exist in the UK. It doesn't mean the NHS is a perfect system by any means however a lot of it's problems are due to the fact that people are living longer, in fact one can argue it's a victim of it's own success.

>>86739975
I dunno about BBC3. Yes it had some shit shows but it had some genuinely good stuff as well. I'm rewatching In The Flesh right now and it's a fantastic piece of television that I couldn't see being made for the other channels.

>>86740764
My point exactly. It needs more support rather than selling off

>>86736160
> tfw I drew that picture years ago
Fuck, didn't even realise I posted it on here. Or anywhere for that matter.
Double fuck, I didn't realise how much of a rush job I did on it back then

>>86740708
I like the NHS but its just packed to the rafters with coffin dodgers meaning year long appointments for basic shit like gastrointestinal issues


>>86740871
It has a very high noise to signal ratio when it comes to things like that. You could've closed BBC3 and moved In the Flesh and Being Human to BBC Two and they would of got higher ratings in the first place than being on a secondary channel known for bullshit

>>86740936
You could start by charging people who need A&E treatment because they fell over drunk or got alcohol poisoning and cutting out the whole "health tourist" nonsense

Basically I hate the elderly because they are walking money pits

>>86731993
This post reads like a Kelly cartoon

>>86736132
>listening to the radio at work
that's some retail-tier shit man

>>86731863
>>86728056
What I gather from this is that American Dennis is Makoto Naegi while British Dennis is Nagito Komaeda.

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> The Smasher can destroy the instrument that created him with a single slap
Just how powerful is he?

>>86739975
Some of it is that people, genuinely, do like different things and if you're funding public television you have to fund all kinds of shit.

Some of it is that in a deregulated system mostly filled with private providers, the kind of employees any public provider can find are going to most likely follow the same limitations they did in private practice, ie, they think good programming is ratings-grabbing. To an extent this is true; as is the continual making of nostalgia shows like Doctor Who (or the Archers). Both methods keep government ministers happy, because they're something simple you can point to and say "we do it as well as or better than the private sector, ergo we're worth the license fee". But the flipside of that argument is that Sky/whoever tend to complain that the license fee is an unfair advantage, as clearly it's only that "monopoly" which permits the BBC to get good ratings or produce unique shows. Then again the Bake Off thing recently shows that it's all for sale for the right price.

>>86740021
You would have to not pay your license fee repeatedly, over the course of years, fail to pay your fines (which start very low) again over the course of years, and be utterly unrepentant about doing so in order to go to jail for it. It's about 30 people a year in a country of 65 million, or 0.00005% of the population. You get a couple of months.

Frankly, most of those people were probably being jailed for other things too - it's convenient to tack it on to their existing sentences.

>>86740764
Private cover only deals with non-emergency medicine in the UK; most private work is actually done by NHS-employed staff, often in NHS-owned facilities, under contract to the "private providers".

The last UK hospital you would want to be in for any invasive surgery is a wholly private one. Most of them don't even have crash carts, let alone anybody trained to use one. They're like a cross between nursing homes and hotels for the most part.

Mr. Wilson, what are you doing on the internet?

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>>86741407
>Wife and 8 nibs to support

>>86741411
>You would have to not pay your license fee repeatedly, over the course of years, fail to pay your fines (which start very low) again over the course of years, and be utterly unrepentant about doing so in order to go to jail for it. It's about 30 people a year in a country of 65 million, or 0.00005% of the population. You get a couple of months.
>
>Frankly, most of those people were probably being jailed for other things too - it's convenient to tack it on to their existing sentences.

You really dont know how stingy the TV License people are do you anon?

Being doorstepped by them because your mum forgot to pay them because she was in Hospital with septicemia is fucking bullshit

They have a huge sprawling database to deal with non payers

A friend of mine gets a knock on the door every couple of months despite not owning a TV (He's a PC Master Race only watches Youtube and Twitch kind of guy)

>>86741353
Nagito's ultimate goal was to allow bad things to happen, so it could be rebuilt stronger with positivity.

Dennis is just a bored delinquent.


It's more like the Beano is Cromartie High School. They're all troublemakers who think it's their street reputation that's most important. They also never question the weird things that happen like the kid with the dinosaur best friend, or how that one kids mom is a witch.

>>86736160
Holy fuck, I kinda want to see a semi serious series about Dennis growing up and marrying Minnie.

>>86741213
If you charge people for "own fault" healthcare it becomes a super-hypothecated tax, and dissuades them from seeking assistance.

It's not just poor people who will avoid that extra expense, and eventually you'll see them anyway - with much more complicated problems because they didn't seek help earlier.

"Health tourism" is basically a myth; where it exists it's usually no more than someone visiting A&E for a minor injury (the cost of liaising with thousands of insurers worldwide would swallow up the cost of just treating these few). There are other examples of people going from other countries in the EU to the UK, but we also have people in the UK who seek treatment in other countries. Indeed, you are entitled to do so. Payment is reciprocal (as long as you have a valid E111 form) between EU nations, so the cost is neutral.

Most people don't do it, however, because it's fucking inconvenient to travel when you're sick.

Both measures also create extra administrative costs for the healthcare provider.

As far as the elderly go, yeah, they're a pain in the arse, but what are you going to do? Not get old?

Easier to just fund it properly, but for that you also need to not alienate the workforce, which has also been going on for years. That waiting time is as much the recruitment crisis as the coffin dodgers. You could put another £100bn into it this year and it wouldn't bring them down, because we just can't find enough staff thanks to years of wage stagnation and underfunding of basic services in the face of predictable, rising demand.

Of course it would be churlish to point out that all of this was predicted as far back as the 1960s and no government properly admitted it would be a problem, let alone prepared contingencies for it.

>>86726286
He also looks older, huh.

>>86732429
Fuck me that looks awful. utterly generic and way too "soft." He not nearly ugly and mean looking enough.

God, when will this era of completely generic copy pasta CGI character designs end?

>>86741571
He's still liable if he watches iPlayer.

Generally the database is just addresses with no known license. You get several warning/reminder letters as well - if you didn't see them, because eg you were in hospital and couldn't pay, that is reasonable and as such is a defence against prosecution for non-payment.

However life is cruel and so we all must suffer. I'm sorry you suffered. My own experience of life without a licence was 6 months of reminder notices pushed through the door, which didn't seem that scary when we were dealing with bailiffs chasing up unpaid bills from the previous five years' worth of tenants. When we finally scraped it together they fucked off without another word, but we still got the bailiffs looking for Mr Smith about his gas bill. Fuck knows what that address did to our credit ratings.

>>86726868
The American Dennis was much worse in the beginning. Gotta see the older comics.

>>86739765
>it isn't that long since the last reboot
That was over a decade ago, mate.

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>>86732429
Also the parents and teachers wouldn't hesitate to beat their asses when they misbehaved.

>>86741683
We still need to disincentivize people drinking to excess till they injuring themselves or others because they cant handle their drink

We really need to start a massive recruitment drive for doctors and nurses in colleges and universities instead of pushing people into doing useless degrees with no job prospects

Way way too many young people doing ICT/Humanities oriented degrees without any endgame in sight

>>86741878
I never get bailiffs due to being classed as a vulnerable adult due to my high functioning autism (the system thinks all types of autism are the same)

But man bailiffs seems like such huge cunts I'm sorry anon

>>86738381
Roger was always my favourite

>>86742040
Goodnight Thread

>>86740487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

>>86740671
I'd love a Bash Street TV show. Dennis was the mascot but they were always funnier and had a better structure for a TV show.

>>86739705
Man, remember when the credits for Captain Scarlet were these beautiful illustrations showing him dying in a number of horrific ways?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSA0rfpSVM

>>86737691
Why is the deal with the furfag in the first panel? He aways dress like a bunny?

Dennis used to be such a fucking chav. They've really toned him down.

>>86742613
that's Les Pretend, every week he pretends to be something else. His dad's an Elvis impersonator.

>Dennis the cute little freckled boy who doesn't look like a nasty, ugly little shit who ruins everyone else's shit for fun

Decidedly not muh Dennis.

>>86742792
He! I remember seeing this same character trope in a lot of british cartoons

>>86737671
>Different Design

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I wonder, has anyone done a crossover piece featuring The Numbskulls and Inside Out? (Apart from the slightly official one the Beano did themselves).

>>86737996
like fuck it is

the NHS is one of the great features of this country

>>86738635
thats actually the son of dennis and minnie

DEEPEST

LORE

>>86739053
like that bullshit that just got bought out for 25 grand a year?

thats the most popular baking show in the world, with a literal worldwide audience?