What /co/ animal would you adopt as a pet? I'd adopt Nala.

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>>86717533
I wonder who's behind this post?

>>86717632
Me.

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did someone say "adopt as a pet?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Cwxes1qo4

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candy cat

>>86717741
I miss old boomerang

>>86716954
I would adopt Nala, and then kill her.

And people would be upset NOT because I killed an "innocent creature", but because now their chances of fucking their lion waifu will be reduced to 0.

It would be glorious.

>>86719240
Why not just prostitute her out for $1000 dollars a night? You'd make good money.

>>86719339
Upsetting waifufags = priceless.

Remy from Ratatouille beause I like rats and he can cook and teach me to cook or help me fake being a chef so I can make money

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>>86716954
Go away Eddie

>>86719659
Who's Eddie?

>>86719734
Nala's husbando. Yes the official one, he has more right than you since he admitted to have the hots for the lion on national tv.

>>86719846
You've got me all wrong. I don't want her as a waifu. I just want to shoot a hot creamy load in her vagina is all.

>>86719445
Smart.

>>86716954
Bestiality threads are banned.

>>86721819
You'd better not make one then.

>>86719627
tweety sucks though

I'd adopt Tom and I'd never abuse him or force him to go after that asshole, Jerry. I'd hire an exterminator to take care of that little fucker.

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Are there any restrictions as to what the % of animal the animal in question is?

Don't judge me for wanting a tiny girlfriend who can survive on a diet of oreos and potatoes and fiberglass insulation.

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>>86721955
I believe in them, cause I'm in one.

>>86722114
Or you're starting one inside this one. You clever little devil you.

>>86722110
Where you going to stick the dick, anon?

I'd pick Stormfly

>>86722172
hot glue

>>86722172
I didn't say it was sensible, but "wanted once since I was a kid" isn't always sensible. Nature will find a way. She'd just have to accept I'm cheating on her from time to time, and I'll just have to accept that she's cheating on me with a barbie doll.

Sharing a bowl of cereal with your girlfriend would just have to take on a different meaning.

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>>86716954
oh boy, so many pre-teen and contemporary fantasies spent on this concept

>>86722912
You going to ride that horse?

>>86722912
I'd buy Spirit's mom before she give birth to him. That way I can own two horses.

>>86722955
I'd buy Rain before she gives birth to Spirit's daughter.

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>>86722941
You better believe it!

>>86719240

i don't think you fully understand how much shit you can catch for killing a lion.

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I'm undecided beatween Pepper and Minka but Pepper is the most sound decision, Skunks are a hard pet to keep but the biggest risk is the Skunk stealing something or unbalacing their diets.

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>>86719445
CHTPT. You get a personal master chef for the cost of like 2 pounds of food a week and some windowsill space. Best option really, without getting into magical animals.

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This is the correct answer.

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>>86716954

>>86728026
>> /co/ related

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>>86716954
Who doesn't want a sky bison for a friend?

Define animal.

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>>86728105
>animated shorts
>not /co/ related

>>86728301
>wogue
Clever show

>>86717853
Literally best pet

>>86723134
That's genius

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>>86716954

Remember when Nala was getting licked ravenously (i.e bathed) by her own mom?

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I wounder who OP is

I'd keep little Simba as a pet so he grows up to be nice to me and let me pet his mane

>>86729109
>A man with good taste

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>>86716954
Wouldn't you rather have Tiifu and Zuri?

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>>86716954
That's a good choice OP.


But Vitani is better.

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>>86728276
the one true answer but I'd settle for this useful badass

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>>86719240
Well she isn't real so my chances are 0 anyways

>>86730182
You know what? You could probably make her and her whole group grateful to you by going to their territory and dumping meat for the starving lions to eat. You'd be able to have your own lion pride since you saved them from starving.

>>86716954
That's creepy, Eddie.

>>86732143
Eddie is you okay?

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>>86716954
That's not a good idea OP

>>86732464
Well she has a bit more sapience than an average lion.

>>86729588
I want Tiifu.

Bluesta- Wait, that's /lit/. Probably Rain from Spirit or Dodger from Oliver and Company. They seem like nice pet animals.

>>86716954

You want to adopt a lion? That's awful. Don't go to /an/.

>>86722941

With her facial expression? Duh.

>>86732983
did /an/ really adopt a lion

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>Not a single mention of Stitch

You all disgust me.

>>86733589
Assuming I didn't have a job stich would be #1 choice. If I still had to work I'd feel bad for neglecting him

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>>86728430

umf

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>>86730182

this

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What is that? That freaky thing?

It's the best pet ever, that's what.

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I'd embrace an Arthur

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>>86732464
>Not knowing how to properly care for your lioness


Pleb.

>>86723134
good call

>>86728430
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was that pic of the two of them sucking a guy's dick.

>>86732143
>>86732365
In our hearts, we are all Eddie.

>>86737080
Anything for a quarter.

>>86729588
2 for the price of one? That's a good deal.

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I'd put her to work.

>>86737080
Truly, there is a little skeleton inside all of us.

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>>86716954
>intelligent, capable of human speech
>incredibly cute
>wouldn't consume much food

>>86734403
>tfw i met a lioness irl once
>she licked my face
>felt scared but happy simultaneously

>>86739021
Who is this?

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>>86739356
A leopard from the Lion Guard. His best asset was being voiced by Steve Blum. Steve Blum could voice a loaf of bread and make it sexy.

>>86739021
>>86739414
why does he look like he's gay

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>>86739433
because leopards say hello with their teeth

>>86716954
Would Eddie fuck cub Nala or would he wait until she's older?

Would you?

>>86739830
I would build a time machine and take adult Nala to the past so we could have a threesome with cub Nala.

>>86739889
That sounds really hard.

Why not have a threesome with cub Nala and her mom? Just look at how lewd she is >>86728430

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>>86716954
A pet dragon that talks to you and is curious to learn more about the world. It's like having a living stuffed animal. That just so happens to be not real and real at the same time.

>>86716954
any of the Aristocats
I haven't seen it since it for almost 20 years, I forget their names, but the white girl kitty was cute

>>86741012
Would you like to see it again?

>>86741063
Sure, I liked the songs

>>86741089
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/The-AristoCats/Movie?id=3778

>>86716954
>>86717533
Eddie, pls.

>>86739433
Why does Steve Blum's voice make me gay?

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Since I have no interenst in sexually adopting a pet, I would probably go with Pigeon. He seems like a pretty cool bro.

>>86740834
He became actually real after the imaginirium machine exploded and created him.

Good choice though.

>>86742048
>I have no interenst in sexually adopting a pet
Why?

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>>86739346
>not getting your crotch sniffed by a lioness

One of those magic cats that turns into a hot human lady.

>>86745704
I feel like I know you from a certain request you make on a certain board.

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>>86745741
and then she turns into this I get to ride her
if you know what I mean

>>86745745
Sorry dude. I haven't made any requests on any boards in a long time, but just out of curiosity what requests do you think I've made?

>>86738838
>Whole movie revolves around saving her child
>Anon takes her, puts her in a cage to molest every now and then.

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>>86745743

Pokemon aired on CN so I'll take a fucking Zapdos

>>86745794
You ever been on /i/?

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>>86716954
>no one mentions Jenna.

>>86745770
>Eragon doesn't wind up with Saphira.

Shit book.

>>86745836
Nope. I don't even know what it stands for.

>>86745939
Tell me about it. Eragon even has the capability to turn his penis into a dragon penis and it's not even explored.

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>>86717741
>Sentient Gorilla with superhuman powers
>No one wants it

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>>86746296

>>86739021
>>86739547
I ended up watching this episode to see the Makucha, and I feel funny now.

>>86746796
What episode?

>>86746796
>being gay

>>86746822
Episode 14, The Invisible Okapi.

I'm legitimately having weird thoughts about that leopard though. This doesn't feel good.

>>86746882
I'm not gay, I'm just having weird thoughts.

>>86746919
what do you mean by weird

>>86746885
is the Okapi...female?

>>86746989
It's like I want to be hunted by him, but instead of him killing and eating me, he talks me into bottoming for him. It's not homo though because he's just asserting his dominance I guess? I'm also picturing myself as a smaller leopard in these thoughts.

Like I said, it's weird.

But seriously what the fuck is up with these thoughts? I promised myself I wouldn't ever be a furfag.

>>86747023
It sounds like a gay black guy.

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>>86747085
You've never seen an Okapi (ocopy) before have you?

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YOU WANT PET? BUY CAMEL! NEW SEXUAL CAMELS FOR LOW LOW PRICE! COME WITH FREE BAG OF DATES!

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>>86747085

>>86747152
They pee on themselves.

>>86746885
>dat rap song
Good Christ that's painful.

>>86747142
>>86747168
It's like they're wearing stockings. Slutty, slutty stockings.

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When she gets her biz-admin papers she can set me up in a cushy retirement home.

>>86745654
I'm not into cartoon animals, anon. I'm into cartoon children

>>86745817
Works for me.

>>86747142
>>86747168
I didn't want pictures of the Okapi, I wanted pictures of the Leopard, if anything.

>>86747917
Yeah, sure if you want feline aids who am I to deny you.

>>86747963
Feline aids?

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I wish I could have a tuxedo cat as cute as him.

>>86747974
Look it up.

>>86748061
Since Makucha isn't a domesticated cat, I should be fine.

>>86716954
>adopting a feral lion
don't do this

>>86747963
>>86747974
>>86748232
Feline AIDS can't be transferred to humans.

>>86748288
literally why not

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>>86748328
>undomesticated, 300lb predator

>>86748374
A cartoon sapient lion is a lot different from owning a regular lion.

>>86745848
I don't care much for Jenna, but I here she has quite the fan base.

>>86747157
I love Iago, but as a pet? You know he'd just swipe all your valuables and book it.

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A cute bunny for sure..

>>86749114
ew

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>>86749149
Sorry it didnt meet your approval, will a squirrel do..?

>>86749044
>Hear

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>>86730182
I forgot about the feisty one. Even better

>>86749114
I'd rather adopt little Nick

>>86749077
Naaaah, man. Wed be partners.

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>>86716954
Judy