Is anyone else sexually attracted to Thanos? I'm not

>>86710902
Mistress death is that you....or deadpool pretending again to annoy thanos

Starlin, what are you doing here?

>>86710970
Fucking Deadpool... Also, Death is a stone cold fox. When she isn't skelly mode of course.

>>86711064
Uhhh, no it is some other guy. I swear I'm not Starlin.

>>86710902
Darkseid is hotter desu.

>>86711852
Them some fighting words m8. I don't care about DC vs Marvel but I will shank a nigga over Thanos vs Darkseid. Check yoself boy.

>>86711852
This, I can't get over Thano's ugly fucking chin and flamboyantly purple skin.

>>86712098
Nah, fuck nah. You and your little Darkseid fan club are not welcome. Dissing the ripple chin? Nah m8. Nah. Pretty enraged desu.

>>86712053
I'm not talking about who's better, I'm just saying I'd much rather sit on Darkseid's lap and call him daddy than Thanos.

>>86712249
As much as it angers me, I suppose you are entitled to your opinion. Fair enough.

>>86711068
>When she isn't skelly mode of course.
Even when she is.

>>86712275
Haha, what a pussy bitch nigga you turned out to be.

>>86710902
Remember that time Thanos went to all those different planets and fucked a ton of hot alien bitches?

>wanting to fuck Thanos or Darkseid
I guess there really isn't any character that /co/ doesn't want to fuck.

>>86714029
Don't test me boy, I am backtracing your ip as we speak.

>>86714197
>rippling mass of muscle, personality and intelligence

How can you not want his purple headed warrior? Not in a gay way though, that would be gay.

>>86712214
I kek'd

>>86714268
Come and get me big boy, if you're man enough.

>>86714268
>>86716619
Get a room you two.

You can roleplay as Thanos and Darkseid.

>>86716619
I'm not man enough, I AM THANOS ENOUGH.

>>86716781
How many chairs does this hypothetical room have?

>>86716938
It has THE chair.

>>86710902
Thanos is a murdering bitch ahahaha

>>86716964
Where will Darkseid sit then?

>>86716967
Thanos doesn't murder. He just offers gifts to Mistress Death.

>>86716989
On your lap, where else?

>>86717088
Pretty hard right now.

>>86717047
Mistress huge rack, especially for a skeleton.

>>86710902
Nah, I know what you mean, regular dudes do nothing for me but for instance orcs are fucking hot.

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I hope Deodato's Thanos interior looks tolerable.

>>86710902
>>86717617
Barafags pls go.

>>86717617
Orcs are for one thing only, raping elves. Thanos is for all rape.

"I can't get pussy": the official character

>>86719886
Even the skulls look like fucking legos

>>86719886
>Deodato
>tolorable

>>86720339
He set a lofty goal to be fair, do you imagine you could get the literal idea of Death to give you a hand shandy?