>finished re-reading 160 issues of Ultimate Spider-Man
>relive the emotional gut punch of Peter giving it his all and beating Green Goblin's ass one last time at the cost of his own life
>read Peter's return in MM:USM because I need closure god dammit
>Miles fights Green Goblin one-on-one
>lol venom blast Miles wins easily
Look. I didn't go out of my way to shit on Miles Morales. He's not my Spider-Man but people seem to like him, so live and let live. But this? This is a fucking insult. This is a fucking travesty.
Was Bendis so desperate to put his pet project over that he had Norman god-damn-mother-fucking Osborn job to him like a total bitch? And make Peter look weak in comparison? I am so fucking mad right now.
I'm honestly not joking, is Miles Morales the Roman Reigns of Marvel?
>>86678008
There's a difference. Roman Reigns is entertaining. And you can belee dat.
As legacy heroes go he's one of the few I can't stand.
I'd like Miles better if he didn't have Venom blast. It makes no sense as a power for him to have, and it's stupid when he wins the majority of his fights easily with it. Like, he seriously beat Blackheart by himself with it?
>>86678998
Miles soloing the Avengers when?
>>86678092
go to bed Vince
>>86678998
>Venom blast
Wait did they give the black spiderman electric powers?!...really? Fucking hilarious as it is racist.
>>86678998
Ultimate Peter still beat him so I don't know why he's included.
>>86678008
>Was Bendis so desperate to put his pet project over that he...
the answer is always yes
see also: his treatment of kitty pryde
>>86679038
It's coming.
I'd be so satisfied if Miles died.
I don't wanna be edgy, but it would also be hilarious if it was by a cop.
>>86679178
More suckerpunched him than anything.
>>86678008
no, carol danvers is the roman reigns of marvel. she has been for years now.
miles is a donut steel character
>>86679038
He one-shotted someone who solo'd the Avengers, does that count?
>>86679278
They could even work it into a "societal commentary" angle like they enjoy doing for a ton of other shit I don't look for in my escapist entertainment.
>>86680367
The venom blast is just a suckerpunch that works every time