Is he right? Is a chainsaw not a cooler and more rad weapon than

The chainsaw is cooler, but animal heads just make you a furry, which is decidedly un-radical.

>>86556800
Chainsaw isn't an actual weapon. They are lumber tools. Swords are actually made to kill and are real weapons.

>>86556729
>Is a chainsaw not a cooler and more rad weapon than a sword?
Over sized gas powered hedge cutter
VS
Glorious Nippon Steel folded over 1000 times

Katana's are radder than chainsaws.

Any increase in coolness is determined by how the object is used.

A chainsaw is appropriately cool when cutting wood or fighting zombies, but impractical otherwise.

A crazy inhuman head is only rad if it gives you an advantage in some aspect of life.

>>86556837
>Nippon
Patrick most likely made it himself. You know that at least one of those clones received a post-graduate blacksmithing education.

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>>86556729

Comics that non virgins will never understand.

>>86557007
>folded over 1000 times
nigga more than 60 makes no difference

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>>86556729
A chainsaw is a tool, not a weapon.

Weaponized chainsaw would be chainsaw nunchuks.

Chainsaw weapons are reddit tier.
Real weapons like swords are the real coolness.

>>86557166
That wasn't even close to my point. It's locally-produced in Cumberland. Not Japanese.

>>86556838

I would also add: Improvised or ad-hoc weapons are automatically cooler. Draw a sword or arrive with a chainsaw... okay... fine... beat the tar out of someone with a stepladder? Radical. You strap a chainsaw to an arm stump? Groovy. Beat some upstart tribune of the plebs to death with a chunk of park bench? Patrician.

You get the idea.

I can't find the webm from that one puppet show where a guy stabs through a sword with a big stick.

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>>86558874
Here ya go son.

Show is Thunderbolt Fantasy, it's good shit.

>>86560874
How the hell does that even work? Damn Taiwanese puppet shows.

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>>86561525
He channels his Ki through blunt objects. It's revealed the sword he uses throughout the show is just a slab of wood.

>>86561554
As the picture says, he even painted it silver. Which really just makes it funnier somehow.

He also made a dude's ribs explode out of his back, like some kind of backwards chestburster. Backburster.

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We all know the solutíon to this
Riddle

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>>86561743

>>86560874
>>86561871
These are some pretty edgy muppets.

>>86557096
i would like to know the context of this

Chainsaws are gay and even look like dicks.
Only closet gays think they're cool.

>>86562881
Swords also look like dicks

>>86562925
Pretty much everything looks like a dick.

>>86562925
Quick! Think of a weapon that doesn't look somewhat like a dick!

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>>86562952

>>86562972
Beat me to it.

>>86562972
>throwing anus

every fucking time

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The answer is both, and also completely oversized

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>>86563036
>just an oversized chainsaw sword
>not an oversized chainsaw LASER sword
For shame.

>>86562952
Boomerang?

>>86563129
I swear you beat me to it by a second.

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>>86563036
>>86563104

Eh, all good, but can the chainsaw be made even cooler? Such as multiplying it by 6, lighting it on fire, and putting it on a robot?

>>86563129
Has science gone too far?

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>>86563104
>just an oversized chainsaw laser sword
>not an oversized energy chainsaw + oversized pizza cutter
step up

>>86563192
That isn't on fire in the pic. Lying about cool stuff you have is super lame.

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>>86563129

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>>86562972
>the throwin anus

>>86563255
>>86563129
Ice Planet confirms, Chainsaw > Sword

McNinja is a salty cunt

>>86564089
But that's an ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW, you can't compare that to a regular chainsaw.

>>86564649
Orange transparent sword > orange transparent chainsaw.

>>86562744
he likes them

>>86556729
>Is a chainsaw not a cooler and more rad weapon than a sword?
It is.
>Does having crazy inhuman head or body parts not make you more rad than regular person?
It does.
The good doctor is just jelly, being a doctor takes away some of the rad from being a ninja and he's left with rad deficiency. Unhealthy for ninjas not to be max rad.

>>86556729
Is Rad going to point out the Doc's hypocrisy in believing himself better than everyone else because he's a ninja?

>>86556825
That's why real men use chainswords.

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>>86563129
Someone should make an ice planet comic or a movie.

>>86564649
When I was a kid, I always thought that their chainsaws are supposed to be glowing hot to cut through ice.

>>86567060
I think there was a game like that.
Lost planet or something.