>Fanbase decides to make gayship out of two straight men
>Fanbase starts fighting over who tops.
>Fans alter characterization in fanworks to make guy they've headcannoned as the sub more effeminate than actual characterization given by creators.
>Continue to fight over who's the dom and who's the sub
>trying to make sense of fujoshi-logic
You already lost. I don't know why you'd care that much anyway, stop browsing through yaoi central places or something.
>>86556116
Where are you frowning that this is such a heated debate? Are Arlong Park members debating whether Sanji or Zoro tops?
>>86556357
>>86556116
Reminder that Sanji is confirmed to be a clone.
>paying attention to fanbases
>going on tumblr
You only have yourself to blame OP.
>>86556116
Dude you're behind the times.
The newest trend is to make the uke a transman, so you can fully insert yourself in the sex scenes.
>>86556116
Not to your comment, but to your image.
Fuck that douchey haired douchebag. What kind of asshole doesn't like Aligot.
Its Stretchy Cheesey Mashed Potatoes.
Fucking Genome Soldier Fuckface.
>>86556116
>writer takes note
>begins stripping characters of all personality in order to make them more in line with generic fanon
>awkwardly shoves them into a terrible relationship and procedes to do nothing else with their characters
>"only homophobes dislike this"
>>86556116
Newfag detected
>Davekat
TWF I'm a shipper, and even I get pissed off by this.
>>86557452
As if I didn't like Sanji's family before that, but seriously! Cheesy potatoes! Two of the world's most perfect foods together!
I hope he and the others grind his family into shitty curly-swirled aligot.
>>86556116
and Trey Parker actually made one of these ships canon, what a madman.
>>86557494Fucking Palmiotti and Conner stop ruining Ivy/Harley for Christ sake
>>86557602
>davekat
>two straight guys
>>86556116
Can't wait to see these niggas get their shit kicked in by the end of the arc.
>>86558496
>Karkat
>Straight
furthermore
>Any troll who isn't Kanaya
>Not bisexual
>>86556116
>>86557494
Davekat.
>>86558496
>>86558861
Everything else is right on the money.
>>86556852
Reminder that Sanji was confirmed to be a clone bred to be perfect, and he is STILL weaker than Zoro. Luffy and Franky too, but Zoro is just a normal human with training compared to a cyborg and someone with superpowers.
>>86558513
>Implying mama Lin-Lin is going to let anyone ruin her little girls special day
>>86559305
>Zorofags clinging to powerlevels because he has nothing else going for him.
Pitiful.
>>86557494
Sounds like Korrasami to me.
>>86557368
That doesn't even make sense. Western Fujos are worse than Nip fujos at least nip fujos aren't delusional. Unless it comes to guy girl pairings they don't want.
>>86559305
>Reminder that Sanji was confirmed to be a clone bred to be perfect, and he is STILL weaker than Zoro.
Because he is also confirmed to be a defect.
>>86556116
>people are looking at content more when they passionately believe sex/their headcannon is involved
>drooling idiots talking about who's on top is bringing in more revenue than if there was no pairing/gay boys
Fuck that fanbase but as long as they keep pumping out the dough, I could give a fuck if ambiguous boy is hot and sweaty for ambiguous robot ass.
>>86556852
>>86560645
What the fuck.
>>86556852
>Reminder that Sanji's sister probably wants his D
Eat your heart out /Loud.
>>86556852
Well, more like an artificially-created human, since he and his siblings were individuals created by mixing the "perfect" genes.