>Greetings, I am Space Ghost! Welcome to the show! >Let's

>>86549247
Shitpost at Australian speed

>>86549247
The ability to fall asleep anywhere.

Masturbate to my imagination

My back bends really far up so I can hunch over and form a very flat surface with my upper back which people are capable of piling large amounts of items upon.

>>86549327
So very very slow

>>86549975

Oh, you're a table.

>>86549993
More like a shelf or a desk, but table will do.

Can you help me think of a superhero name, anon?

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>>86549247
Space Ghost?

>>86549977
And upside-down.

To look on the bright side when no one else does.

>>86549247
Well

I can fart pretty loud

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Space ghost?

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Pony?

I don't get brainfreezes.

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Space ghost?

>>86549247
I can masturbate for over 8 hours.

I can wear underwear over my pants and it will look good.

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>>86550861
>>86550981
>>86551064
YOU? Stay off my lawn.

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where's dothan?

>>86549247
one time I put 20 pairs of socks on my feet and walked around like i had a club foot

thought i could break down doors with my feet like an elephant

Trolling people until they die of anger.

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Space ghost?

>>86549247
I have the ability to remind people of outdated memes and also the game.

>>86549247
I have nigh-vision, but only when my eyes are closed.