Do people actually like the trolls? They all seem godawful and

Homestuck wouldn't have better without them
It largely wouldn't have changed, and that's why they're bad. They contributed nothing to the story.

>>86349801
>"Do people actually like the most popular characters of the comic?"
You can't be this stupid.

>>86350017
I mean, individually the four kids still outrank them in popularity, they always did. Only Karkat approached the popularity of the original four.

>>86349801
Homestuck peaked in act 3, frankly. Some people say act 4, but I think that's where it started to go off the rails.
The introduction of the Alpha Kids was the sign of things getting exponentially worse, and the Dancestors were when all hope was lost.

>>86349909
Makes for a good self contained story at least

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Oh sure I start a thread trying to discuss the classpects instead of having the same thread every single day but no nobody wants to actually discuss the comic they just want to bitch about it again, again, and again

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>>86350907
That's because there's nothing left.

>>86350960
I always saw Bec as more of a husky

>>86351136
He's canonically an omnipoterrier

Karkat was the most popular character last time I checked

>>86351372
Not really, that's Dave.

>You have chalked it up to your family's longstanding propensity for eclectic fursuits wait you mean pursuits.

And people say Jade wasn't into fursuits

>>86350960
It was supposed to be
>What is your classpect and what does it do

>>86351775
You mean speculate on something that Hussie didn't even care about?

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>>86351775

>>86351920
>garabatoz
So basically we're gonna see John with a megacock at some point

>>86351920
my dick

>>86352024
It was a commission

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Not trying to start a shit storm.
Asking because I never get a straight answer and everyone just throws shit at me when I do ask.
Are these two canon now or something? I thought hussie hated his fanbase too much to appeal to 13 year old girls.

>>86352282
Ignore the delusional Jadefags, it is.

>>86351136
I always saw her as white

>>86351775
heir/knight of rage according to some classpect quizzes I took.
I guess the more angry you are the more powerful your attack is. For a heir of rage I guess you just pisses off anyone to the point of uncontrollable rage with or without you doing anything.

>>86352365
I don't even like jade man.
It just came out of left field for me.
I expected Karezi if anything, because of the hella forshadowing.

>>86352282
No, but it's pretty close.

>>86352282
It isn't really. He drops some hints but then never followed through and started teasing Davejade at the end instead.

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>>86352282
Not really

Shipping was a mistake
Hussie should have just implied shit instead of making popular pairs canon, then he would have just focused more on the plot(ha as if). romantic relationship is fine and all but at the cost of shit writing and the character becoming bland? fuck that.

>>86352575
>Tab soda
dafuq

>>86352633
But davekat was nothing but implied and it still had shit writing and the characters were bland.

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>>86352640
WV likes Tab, remember?

>>86349801
Trolls were good but poorly handled in a lot of parts. It's just memey and contrarian to hate them completely because that's how Homestuck got popular.
>>86352633
This.

I don't think they hurt or help homestuck, since it was shit to begin with.

>>86352458
Terezi didn't want or need him.

>>86352648
>davekat was nothing but implied
Pre-retcon or post-retcon?

>>86352736
WTF I hate Homestuck now.

>>86352755
Post-retcon even. Hussie never confirmed it, starting teasing other things instead, and the only "teases" for we got at the end were things drawn by other artists that they outright stated were their own ideas.

>>86352754
>you don't need him
Delete this.

>>86352648
Davekat was pretty blatant, to the point of being annoying though.

>>86352754
Makes sense I guess.
Is the ending worth a look? I stopped reading after Act 5, mainly because of work, also because my friend told 6 is a bunch of preteen drama.

>>86352282
>>86352557
>>86352575
>>86352648
>>86352798
https://vine.co/v/iIaLbvbuEJZ

>>86352808
No, it was Hussie dancing around the issue and going "WELL SEE THEY MIIIIIGHT BE GAY, BUT I'LL ONLY TELL IF YOU BUY THESE WELOVEFINE T-SHIRTS".

Even the davekat shippers were bitching at the ending because Dave and Karkat never did anything.

>>86352798
"Gay singularity" though.

>>86352798
Didn't he confirm it on a vine? Or was he trolling or something

>>86352833
Why do you always post things by Piggy like they mean anything?

This is the dumb bitch that made Hussie sign his stuff as "KEK".

>>86352855
Neither. His girlfriend told him to do it. The same girlfriend who would run around in these threads screaming about how Davekat was totally canon, then later recanted on tumblr about it when people wouldn't stop following her from reddit.

Not the smartest person, nor a particular authority on Homestuck in the first place.

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>>86352842
>only one actual gay ship really confirmed (Rosemary)
>Everything else doesn't happen or is straight

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>>86352857
>>86352833
Lets talk about the Mayor.
I hope epilogue is only about him and the shit he's up to.

>>86352883
She never recanted on it. She just made a shitpost about a threesome.

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This is Hussie now, recreating the pic where he stood outside a cave with chocolate.
This is what this man has become.

>>86352923
The epilogue will gay everyone.

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>>86352970
I'm afraid it's worse than that.

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>>86352951
>>86352940
>>86352923
I think this is his best outfit.
His villein outfit was a little too cheesy for me.

>>86352951
He legitimately looks like he's about to break into tears.

>>86352996
They'll turn into toddlers and then become gay.

>>86353008
This.

>>86353024
>gay babies

So they'll actively reflect the majority of Homestuck's fanbase

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Is Hussie depressed?

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>>86353024
>>86353016
>>86352996
Oh shit look it's the can town mayor

>>86353064
Homestuck Toddler Toons and Poons.

>>86353104
I would be too if ipgd was my girlfriend

So, I dropped in when they made that big 10min animation with a clusterfuck of events happening at once and everythig was too confuse for me to follow

How did it end? I don't mean hos they defeated the big bad guy or anything like that, but did they got back home and lived normal lives?

>>86353073
I dunno the white one's kinda have a bed time comfi appeal to em.

But I see where you're coming from.

>>86353144
>back home
no
>lived normal lives
yes, and we saw 20 seconds of it, with no dialogue

>>86353144
They went to live in Can Town. Nobody had any real resolution, it was like the Mass Effect 3 original ending where you just see them in a park having a picnic.

>>86353194
>>86353208

Oh
Did they ever answer questions like,who made Sburb? Why was the destiny of the whole reality in a PC game? why the 4 main characters were playing it instead of anyone else?

Sorry if they answered it in the parts I read, this whole webcomic made me REALY confused.

>>86353333
No. No. No.

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>>86353333
Sburb the game was developed by SkaiaNet, Grandpa Harley's company.
In terms of where it comes from, it doesn't come from anywhere. Sburb is how universes (which are living creatures) reproduce. That's just how it manifests.

The 4 main characters were playing it because they were paradoxically the only ones destined to play it. Skaia exists outside of time remember.

>>86353403
>The 4 main characters were playing it because they were paradoxically the only ones destined to play it.
I don't think Paradox Clones are required to play the game; just increases the likelihood. Caliborn is an example.

>>86353474
Caliborn is also playing a singleplayer session, which is not what you're meant to do.

>>86353497
That doesn't disprove anything though.

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>>86353537
Every instance we see where the players were NOT paradox clones were failed sessions. Of the millions of people playing Sburb, none of them save the four were meteor babies, and all of them failed, which is stated.
It's pretty clear that to play Sburb you need to be paradoxically destined to play Sburb (as the actual game's start takes place way before any game starts, with dreamselves and all that shit). Normally a ton of people play Sburb, but Earth was unique because it was fucked up.

>>86353537
The only known non-ectobiologically made players are Calliope and Caliborn, who are obviously a special case, and their existence is a paradox anyway.

We have the wind aspect, so it's not so far-fetched to think there's water and fire aspects?

>>86353657
Failed sessions basically mean nothing because of all of the shit that can happen in Sburb.
>>86353681
Still not Paradox Clones.

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>>86353701
We have a breath aspect.
The original four kids, because they had though put into them, did correspond to classical elements: John was wind, Rose was water, Dave was fire, Jade was earth, and also contrasted each other (John was an optimist in a shadow land, Rose a pessimist in a light land. Jade a hothead in a land of frost, Dave a coolkid in a land of heat)

>>86353657
I made ocs for failed sessions, because it's fun to think on how they failed it

>>86353741
>Failed sessions basically mean nothing because of all of the shit that can happen in Sburb.

When the kid's session is the ONLY one that doesn't fail, yeah it means something.
Occam's Razor: Every thing we've seen suggests that only paradox clones have successful sessions, and Skaia's nonlinear nature means it sets these things up ahead of time.

>>86353813
No, I mean, non-Paradox Clones, even if destined to fail, could somehow come out on top through shenanigans.

Because the only people we've seen play are Paradox Clones. It's still vague.

>>86353403
>>86353657
two questions:
Are there other seasons for this

And why is every picture Jade about to beat up Dave?

>>86353403
SBURB doesn't simply exist, it's maintained as an agreement between the Horrorterrors and Skaia, another layer of chess game between creation and nothingness.

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>>86353961
>Are there other seasons for this

No.

>And why is every picture Jade about to beat up Dave?

Dave exists to get beaten up by girls.

>>86354050
Don't the Horrorterrors want to destroy Skaia?

>>86354140
Probably. We just know they want to destroy existence while Skaia wants it perpetuated, and this was how they agreed to settle it. It's possible the whole thing is rather unimportant to both parties and they're just doing it for kicks, we don't know.

Personally it always struck me as a Cold War sort of setting, a battle of proxies to avoid a more devastating conflict, but since the entire thing got brought up all of one time in Act 6, and in an offhand remark at that, we will never know for sure.

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>>86349801

>that picture
>worst vriska
>some tumblrista so asspained that their precious gay ship got sank

>>86354384
Things in Homestuck with wasted potential number #3023145

>>86349801
You are shit and your opinion is shit

>>86352282
He loves their money more than he hates them.

>>86352951
Source?

Also does anyone have his personal twitter?

>>86354546
I also thought it would turn out that Doc Scratch was Skaia, pulling the LE plot line and setting together in to something cohesive, but nope.

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The most fuckin' baffling thing that they didn't explore was Sburb itself. After so much of the early comic was showing the post-apocalyptic world, and numerous references to humanity being wiped out being a big deal (Especially when it comes to Condy later in the comic), at no point do the cast go "Hey, maybe this game that annihilates all life bar an arbitrarily low number of individuals is the real enemy? Why aren't we trying to stop THAT?"

Instead they just calmly go to a new universe which will be wiped out later anyway.

>pic is what shelby cragg now does with their sad life

>>86354384
Skaia/Horrorterrors are just a parallel to Cherubs. They are the antibodies of the universe in a sense.

>>86354642
Holy shit, man, me too. I thought Doc Scratch was Skaia and Lord English was created to destroy this session's multiverse because they had essentially broken the game; like the game's failstate whenever a glitch happens. And that Skaia would try to reinvent itself in a whole other plane of existence entirely that couldn't be reached through even Sburb.
>>86354665
Because Davekat.

>>86354665
>Instead they just calmly go to a new universe which will be wiped out later anyway.
Not by Sburb. They aren't connected to Paradox Space any more.

>>86354665
Hussie tried to implement that a couple times
But instead of spending time exploring for a couple weeks IRL he tried a couple things to make it seem like the characters were doing that in universe, with the flashes and walk arounds

Of course, homestuck was supposed to be a test of sorts for the format

>>86354719

u wot

>>86354665
>Instead they just calmly go to a new universe which will be wiped out later anyway.
>I didn't read the comic/I don't really know what I'm talking about.

>>86354691
We have no allusions to this. They are the patrons of destruction/creation, but exist as outside entities and have created a cycle of existence based on a pact, by definition an intelligent decision outside the natural order.

They may simply exist as universal forces, but we have no evidence to this effect, and their natural state would still not include SBURB.

>>86354793

... When, exactly, do they manage to excise the future creation of S/aurb/burb/curb/durb/eurb/furb/grub from reality?

>>86352951

i wonder if hussie ever pictured his life after homestuck to be taking ironic pictures of himself spread out over months

>>86354881

Hussie did it with more regularity in the early days of Homestuck, too. Homestuck has actually lessened the supply of Sad Hussie in Ironic Snow images.

>>86354877
I don't think it's ever implied that it would be recreated. Sburb is meant to weed out bad timelines and limit the amount of universes down to a choice few. It'd be redundant for it to perpetuate its existence over and over again.

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>>86354716
I was more of the opinion that the events of the comic were leading to his Ascension. Before the ending I settle upon the theory that the purpose of everything, from the creation of SBURB, to the ascension of LE, was all meant to scare the Horrorterrors into creating dream bubbles. They can, after all, do and create anything that exists within an occupant's mind. So, say someone with a mind that contained literally everything were to enter one, someone like Scratch, you may well end up with a God like orb, which peering into may grant visions of the future.

>>86354871
I'm just making an educated guess why Hussie had them in the stories. The man is obsessed with motifs and symmetry in his stories.

>>86354993
That's wrong. All planets with intelligent life will eventually play the game, all species will eventually be survived but by the few winners assuming there are any. Chess People planets may be the exception on account of their origins, but who knows.

>>86354665
>>86354993

This is the kind of stuff I wish were got more of, right here. This kind of fate of universes stuff that got completely swept under the table in all the run-up to LE.

In my mind, it's hard to see how the world wouldn't get recreated - The trolls made a universe through their game, which was the kids universe, and Sburb had no problem showing up and destroying it again. Why would the kids universe be any different? Because their universe frog was better, maybe? Is that the only way?

>>86355168
That goes away once they leave the meta.

>>86355069
But why would that be necessary for Skaia?
>>86355168
Nothing you said contradicts what I said. I never said anything about certain species being limited by Sburb. It's about timelines, not species.
>>86355179
Cancer?

>>86355196
That statement is based on literally nothing.

>>86355241
It contradicts it because timelines are irrelevant, seeding is done to every species, timelines aren't affected or accounted for. Paradox Space handles doomed timelines perfectly fine.

>>86355241

The idea that the cancer in the kids' universe is what caused Skaia to show up only works if you assume that any universe in which the players unambiguously win the game (successful frog without deformities, etc.) are freed from the cycle of Skaia. Which means that literally every other universe, ones in which Skaia eventually shows up, must have been created through a failed frog of some sort.

To me, the logic is kinda consistent, but I can't see any bit of evidence that being the case, or that winning frees a game from Skaia.

>>86355241
>But why would that be necessary for Skaia?

Because it would ensure it's own creation, obtain endless power, freedom from LE's control, and turn all of existence in a never ending series of games for his own amusement.

Not that it matters, it was clearly inaccurate.

>>86355331
>That statement is based on literally nothing.
Wrong. The entire story is about John getting to choose his own destiny. Your choice not to see obvious themes is your own fault.

>>86355331
Timelines are accounted for. Look at all of the Aspects in SBURB based around timelines and everything that comes with them. Sburb creates and destroys life on a whim; it's obviously looking for something.
>>86355381
That makes sense though- even considering the ending unlike poor >>86355391
I'm sorry this had to happen like this.

>>86355428
You're a moron.

>>86354719
bkew go to bed

>>86355429
Timelines are accounted for, but they aren't the purpose. They have nothing to do with selection process, the possible outcomes,.or the effects. Timelines spiral off into bul shit with or without the game. The game has one goal, to decide whether or not a Universe reproduces. Every offshoot doomed timeline is only as important as it's contribution to the Alpha, and will be swept away by nature of existence no matter what.

>>86355637
What do we disagree on again?

>>86353813
>When the kid's session is the ONLY one that doesn't fail, yeah it means something.
The main kid's session had the tumor.

>>86355504
No, you are. You clearly have no experience with literature. The main character is the fucking heir of breath. He literally rewrites the story to shape his own destiny for the first time in his life. How dumb do you have to be to not see that the kids leave the story?

Everything is connected to paradox space, because paradox space is everything. Plus Earth plays sburb again anyway

>>86355628
Never heard of that name.

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i kinda forgot i made this
i gave up on trying to fix it after i realized the panels were too small

>>86355720
Because the kids are still in the story

>>86355664

Man, who knows anymore, but this is still the best discussion thread we've had in months.

>>86355429

My actual point is that we can't do much more than speculate as to what Skaia is, or what it's rules are, with universes after the game because that subject was literally never touched upon again. MAYBE the kids are free to guide a new universe until the end of time/their godly lives, or MAYBE Skaia will start the game again and wipe it out like the others. I could see either as possible, and there's plenty left in that storyline that could flesh out a pretty good story.

I've kinda toyed with putting something about Skaia in my Windy Boy series, but I haven't solidified it yet. and, also, that would require me actual writing it again, because work takes up too much time.

>>86355664
You said SBURB is meant to weed out bad timelines, and that it wouldn't be implemented in the Universe. It will. It follows a simple ruleset, if there's an intelligent species, it's going to be seeded, no if ands or buts.

>>86355761
Doesn't Caliborn say that Caliborn's Masterpiece happens after the story has ended?

>>86355720
How about the fact that the kids still go back to fight Caliborn, and are still as connected to everything as they were prior to the ending?

>>86355773
>or MAYBE Skaia will start the game again and wipe it out like the others
Seems pretty silly when there's already God-Tiered players in their universe.
>>86355818
You don't think part of the intention is to get the best timeline when timelines are accounted for? Its inevitability doesn't change that. And why will it be seeded?

>>86355828
>>86355866
Speaking of that, why didn't the Beta kids go back with the Alpha kids?

>>86355866
Based on the relative heights of the clay mounds and the way he describes it I think they fight caliborn before the soccer scene from Act 7. Those are the kids after they've been trapped in the juju and then freed from it at the circumstantially simultaneous moment John opens the door.

>>86355890
Every Universe was created by a winning game. Every winning game came from a Universe that was created by another winning game. That's how the process works. The kids created a Universe which will in turn be seeded to possibly create more Universes.

Every.
Intelligent.
Species.
Everywhere.

This is as explained by Hussie. There is nothing special about the Kid's Universe, no reason it's denizens would somehow be exempt from multiuniversal law.

>>86356018
>Every.
>Intelligent.
>Species.
>Everywhere.
I don't remember that being said anywhere. You got a page?

>>86356018
>This is as explained by Hussie. There is nothing special about the Kid's Universe, no reason it's denizens would somehow be exempt from multiuniversal law.
Where did I mention that? What did Hussie say exactly?

>>86355972
The Alphas were never trapped in it. They're on future Earth after the fight, so they wouldn't be dumped into the new Universe with the Betas.

>>86356085
Right. I just said "kids" instead of "Beta kids" because I thought it was clear contextually.

>>86356059
>>86356069
Hussies old formspring, it's where he went into a lot of detail about the Horrorterrors and Skaia, and how the how arrangement worked.

>>86356207
Weird I've read every entry and I still don't remember him saying every intelligent race played. I guess I'll take your word for it for now.

>>86356207
>>86356225

Man, I forgot he did all that stuff.

And based by how quickly he dropped all it for LE, so did Hussie.

>>86354719
dude, the same universe is where caliborn starts sburb again, you dumbass

>>86356290
>dumbass
The game was brought there by Gamzee. It's John's disc that he never used. Universe C did not spawn the game itself.

>>86349801
>Do people actually like the trolls?
Tumblr likes them

And they're people, in a way, I guess.

>>86356335
not for that particular species, but paradox space is definitely part of C

>>86354639
>AH's personal twitter
I'd like that as well.

drawfag here, give me something to draw

>>86356119
I know, but the events can't line up when we make that distinction. Even if we ignore Caliborn saying the kids must have prepared, and say they were instead dumped there right from the victory platform, and released from the Juju into the Universe, the Alpha kids wouldn't be there on account of still being stuck in Caliborn's session. So either Soccer fun times takes place prior to Masterpiece, and they proceed to go interact with Masterpiece, proving themselves still connected, or they get dumped into the Universe then go save the Alphas somehow, again proving a connection.

>>86350907
What did your OP say?

>>86356366
What are you basing that on? Because it's supposed to be part of every universe?

>>86356446
>the Alpha kids wouldn't be there on account of still being stuck in Caliborn's session
When were they stuck in Caliborn's session? I must be missing something.

>>86356477
hussie said in formspring that it's a part of EVERY universe

C is already a part of paradox space, it's literally inside a session, as a huge sburban frog

>>86356477
Because it still interacts with it. There's no reason to assume it operates under special rules.

>>86356430
Sollux and Feferi cuddling

>>86356503
John zipped them into Masterpiece, John is then trapped in the Juju which then gets sent into the outer rim, blah blah blah. But the Alphas are still standing there, Johnless, in Caliborn's session.

>>86355759
Needs some cropping but it's funny

>>86356598

Yeah, they kinda were stranded, weren't they?

But hey, who has time to think about that, we need to spend five minutes watching this frog fly into a hole, man

>>86356598
How do they get out? Couldn't John just go back in time and get them once he's freed from the juju?

Does anyone have an analysis of Slyph of Rage?

>>86356660
Maybe, depends on if the Juju still works, since John interacting with it while he was trapped inside was probably what unstuck him in the first place, and getting out again may have "righted" himself. In which case the Betas could damn well also be trapped next to a giant black hole at the edge of reality.

God that ending sucked.

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>>86356863
I liked it ;_;

>>86356908
You are literally worse than Hitler.

>>86356889
Make her happy and put Dave rubbing her belly

>>86354993

That's not ever stated anywhere. It's why the game ends with 'Thanks for playing' rather than 'You won'. The game continued to exist, it's ultimate and only goal.

As far as we can see, prior to Sburb, there was only a single timeline.

>>86355428

This is conjecture. John has zero to no agency throughout the story.

>>86352831
If you're into masochism, read Act 6 and then watch the finale.

>>86356889
Why would Jade's dog instincts tell her to scratch stuff when Bec never did anything like that

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>>86357195

>>86357195
Hey, Grandpa was a good dad!

>>86353104
He lost his dad and burned himself out on one of the most ambitious projects of the aughts. I'd be depressed too

>>86357467
He barely watched her and let her play with guns

>>86357711
oh she played with his guns alright

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>>86357711
That's normal rearing policy for a toddler

>>86357788
Don't besmirch Grandpa's good name by replacing him with Jape.

>>86357120
>As far as we can see, prior to Sburb, there was only a single timeline.
Why would there be? And why would Sburb create multiple timelines?

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>>86357872
sorry guy but he is who he is

>>86357872
Ultimate selves

would it be awkward for jake and joey to meet?

like

he's her REAL dad
not just a fake ectodad


and he's gay now!
gay!!!

>>86358073
Joey would attack him for leaving her mom

>>86358073
Joey will have TWO dads now.

Fine.
You can take Vriska away! Just don't hurt Aranea!

>>86355428
Homestuck has no themes.
This whole thing about "escaping the game/meta/paradox space" is fanon and never alluded to in the story.

>>86358836
Isn't the theme of Homestuck the concept of "ultimate selves"? Or that different iterations of the same person throughout different timelines are all the same person?

It's been about four days since the last thread. Is that a new record?
It seems there's more discussion than shitposting now, though.

>>86349801
Who cares, Homestuck got so far up its own ass after just a little while that it was insufferable. His previous series was much more interesting and genuine, Homestuck is for the worst kind of internet trash.

>>86359343
>whyareyouhere.png

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Rose's lips

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>>86359693
That takes me back

>>86356430
davekat

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My harem is growing.

>>86359734
>can barely read the text

Go back to the wild where you belong you savage ape

>>86359994
Open it in a new tab you dumb fucking phoneposter.

>>86360012
I'm on my laptop. i can read it, the text is just really small

>>86360059
Then zoom in on it, the text is normal sized you dumb cluckfucker

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>>86360158
Why, that is no way to treat a lady sir

>>86360278
I'll treat your lady

>>86360303
Now what is that supposed to mean?

>>86360326
I mean you either shut your mouth or I'm going to fuck it.

>>86360359
Wha... How rude, do you kiss your other with that mouth

>>86358073
>what is bisexuality

>>86359131
Last one was 2 days ago.
>>86314025

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>>86360724

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>>86360685
Ain't that right

Why is discussion about exploring the possibilities of settling down and having domestic life with a relevant /co/ alien species looked down upon... but shit like
DUDE HUSSIE SUX LMAO and DUDE WHAT DO MAGES DO XDD is praised?

>>86360878
Because the only Homestuck you should want to domesticate is Jade.

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>>86360878
Remember in which fandom you are you dumb fucking cunt. That's why.

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>>86361005
>>86360913
Oh, so just dated memes. That's why. I was hoping for a real reason.

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this thread is shit
>30 posters

>>86351920
I have such a boner right now.

>>86361097
Jadeposting is worse.

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pic related slaps your ass


keep in mind he's only 10

what do?

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>>86361493

>>86361555
He's 13 and the filename says 14?

>>86361589
that's his birthday anon.

the tenth of April.

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>>86361555
Shoot the post then the poster and immediately kill myself after.

>>86361614
What?

>>86361555
john. put arms in shit

>>86361637
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=5

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>>86361633
What is this thing?

>>86361688
I know but it says he's 10.

I like to RP as Bec and fuck some of them
I guess

>>86361778
Would you RP as Jade in a similar situation to this?

>>86361726
Yes.
He was born on 4/10/99.
He is 10 in this universe of 2009.

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>>86361832

>>86361778
I do this sometimes. Homestuck ERP ruined my life.

Wanna share logs?

>>86361832
No

ERPers are the worst because they never share logs. fuck you faggots.

>>86361889
sent ;)

>>86361914
FUCK YOU
POST
THEM
FAG

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>>86361874
Why not?

>>86361841
What?

>>86361869
i wanna fuck doublejade

>>86361940
Because that's gay

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THIS THREAD IS SHIT

post yfw vriskagram

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>>86361961
That's the spirit!

>>86361974
Aw come on. Be a sport!

>>86361999
>second post in a row stating this thread is shit that gets trips

what does it mean??

>>86361999
skull fucking for everybody!

>>86361889
>>86361938
http://pastebin.com/teHkFRRb

I have hundreds of actual Homestuck logs, but I feel compelled to share this specific one for some reason.

>>86362047
>fat gross nerd
Fuck off this isn't japan, that sorta shit ain't on

>>86362075
I'm the Terezi and merely wanted to do something depraved.

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Tiny, tiny Jade

>>86361938
Fine here you go
http://pastebin.com/X5UmQPDZ

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>>86361999

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>>86361999

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Hussie, please come back Hussie! Give me an update! I need it!

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>image dump of shit art
Fuck.

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>>86362332
But he willingly murdered it. Why would he do that?

>>86361173
This is mesmerizing.

>>86362171
But John is the babyfucker, not Dave

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>>86362409
Jade isn't a baby, she's just small

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Why did Karkat end up being shit?

It's like the whole comic is making fun of him.

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>>86362457
He was always shit.

>>86362409
Speaking of which those pictures are unfortunately on Paheal now.

>>86362457
>Things talked about a billion times before the post.

>>86362485
>unfortunately

i hope that's sarcastic

>>86362455
That's not a tiny Jade, that's an underage Jade

>>86362519
So fuckable Jade you mean

>>86362517
Anon, when I say babyfucking I'm not being sarcastic.
You can go look at them yourself.

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>>86362535
All the girls are better as MILFs, get your shit taste out of here.

>>86362047
MORe

>>86362540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY9tfRPoGfw

the level of degeneracy in just one picture

>>86362540
i honestly thought you were exagerating

>>86362557
She's too fat to be fuckable.

>>86362616
Nigga that's the perfect fuckability ratio
What, do you want to fuck skeletons or something?

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>>86362616
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>too fat
no such thing

>>86362614
>>86362599
Link?

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>>86362457
Because Hussie hates manlets.

>>86362648
How tall is Huss?

>>86362646
You don't want it.

>>86362646
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1979087#search=Homestuck

Am i going to be put on some sort of list for this?

>>86362633
Are you retarded? Look at that stomach.
>>86362635
Go to India then.

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>>86362680
Oh please. Haven't you learned?

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>>86362690
It's just a muffintop anon

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>>86362632
[/spoiler]>She wraps an arm around the dog's neck and opens her mouth allowing the dog's tongue to stroke against hers, the around around his back holding him close as they kiss and shortly pretty much make out.[/spoiler]

>>86359693
Truly the best thing to come from this dreadful comic.

>>86362706
Too much, man. Not saying that amount of it is a deal-breaker but it's not preferable.

>>86362721
WTF I hate Homestuck now!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>86362721
And the best part is that NONE of those are from the actual comic.

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>>86362727
>too much
Learn to embrace the MILF man, love the MILF

>>86362635

Yes there is, there is definitely such a thing.

>>86362765
I like MILFS, just not muffin tops.

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mods since you are fucking garbage at your job
i'll help you out


this thread?

nuke it.
delete it.

i can see you're already here eliminating the fatties

but just

get rid of the whole thread

thank you.

-dersecestfan85

>>86362689
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE BABY

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>>86362825
Kill yourself.

>>86362825
Autism.

>>86362834
Hey dude don't shoot the messenger!

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>>86362896
Shoot the messenger AND grind him up along with their message and turn them into sausage meat!

>>86362907
Being pants is hard life.