/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>>86341850

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SEXY

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Here we go.

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Someone requested pearl and lapiz chocking each other.

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>>86341850
HOMEWORLD GET OUT

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>>86341850
Peridot is cute, CUTE!!!!

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>>86341876
It's hot.

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Going to have these 4 pics framed

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What gem would be the most fun to fug?

>>86341878
>Australia
>full

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Lappy makes me happy

>>86341899
I wana fug Lapis
but I think Peri would be more fun

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>>86341908

>>86341876
I DID!
Thanks!
>>86341892 you're right it's damn hot
>unzips dick

>>86341924
>Footwear.

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>>86341942
>Not mixing it up

>>86341899
Garnet, freaky fusion fug

>>86341920
Peri would be alot of fun

you could bounce her on your dong while standing up due to her small body

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>>86341924
Sweater Lap

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/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE

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>>86341850
We're back, baby!

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>>86341989
Cozy Lappy

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>>86341876
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

IT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WHEN I SAW YOUR PICK

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https://discord.gg/p4FyC
I don't know what to post anymore

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>>86341881

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>>86342016

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>>86341881
Yes

>>86341876
could i request something?

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>>86342016

I have bad news everyone, Im Steven

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>>86342016

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>>You have been visited by the Merchant Anon of lesbian space rock merchandise. You will be blessed with high quality Chinese merchandise and lesbian space rocks, but ONLY if you post "Good luck, Merchant Anon!" in this thread.

Well, I hope we manages to sell some Pokemon GO Plus accessories and some SU merch today!

>>86342080
Good luck, Merchant Anon!

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>>86342063
holy fuck!

>>86342063
>Go to Hell Steven

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ROOF ON FIRE
LET IT BURN

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post any funny comics

I want to chuckle

Any news about Gem Harvest?

>>86342179
>it's another ronaldo episode

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>>86342179

Nope.

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>Anon what is that behind your back, please don't hide things from me

what do

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>>86341899
Armstrong. think of all those hands carressing you everywhere while you explore each others bodies.

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>>86342157

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>>86342179
it's a jamie episode

>>86342157

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>>86342157

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>>86342207
Is that you armstrong fag?

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>>86342214
>>86342157

>>86342205
I don't like that gif.

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>>86342214
n-no

>>86342179
its a "horror story" airing on~ Halloween

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>>86342221
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

>>86342206
>pulls out the dragon dildo i bought for amethyst

>>86342179
Knowing CN's track record for keeping SU fans informed during hiatuses, we're not going to know jack shit for quite a while yet.

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>>86342214
>>86342228
>funny

So, Gem Harvest is supposed to air on thursday, right?

>>86342227
It might be...

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>>86342157
I wish Peri ended up like this. I like what we got, but still.

>>86342230
It's too shite for anyone to want to color it.

>>86342277
Hows life me matey?

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>>86342157

>>86342258
it sounds like a season finale desu
remember when CN's website led us to believe that Gem Drill was going to be one of the next three episodes, but really it was like 15 episodes down the road?

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>>86342258
>tfw We still aren't in the fall yet
>tfw even if we do get a hiatus it may only be for a couple of weeks

Depending on Sugar/CN's versions of "Fall" we may be coming back sooner then you think.

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>>86342245
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOO IN THE SHED

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>>86342279
part 2

>>86342279
Mischievous gremlin peridot would have been fun. Would have given her a chance to mess with townies. What could have been.

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>how Jailbreak could have ended

>>86342055
Sure, but i might not draw it

>>86342279
>>86342314
She's already this insufferable.

>>86342323
What would have happened after that tho?

>>86342022
kek'd

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>>86342323
This is how it should have ended.
Jasper either makes haste and retreats.
Or she is bubbled there.
Lapis did NOT need to extend the plot of that by 9 months.

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>>86342312
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF CLODD

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>>86342323
>there exists a timeline where we have jasper lapis and peridot in the intro

I WANT OFF SUGARS WILD RIDE

>>86342333
Could you draw Pearl doing simple gardening stuffs while steven helps?

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>>86342179
Screenshot for the title card

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>>86342323
I guess the writers wanted to drag that plot out for so long. Seriously, even without Lapis it was 3 vs 1. There's no way Jasper would've won.

>>86342348
Peridot's arc with lapis' help of course.

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>>86341850
What moment or episode killed you? Pic related is probably in my top 3

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Reminder that this will never happen because the crewniverse has shit taste

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>>86342360
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD

>>86342290
Pretty good, just working and having fun with my bf thanks for getting us together by the way

Also thinking about hands a lot more and what science could possibly do in regards to our limbs. We can give soldiers back their missing arms, so why can't we just give the people who want it, more arms?

>>86342179
Don't get your hopes up, it's an episode of Steven trying to replace a townie's jewlery.

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>>86342360
WITH HER FINGER ON HER ROD

>>86341850
This show would be dead if it wasn't for Peridot and the barn arc.

best character #2015-16

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>>86342323
Jasper would've never let herself get captured, so she would've been poofed. Keep in mind that this was before she caught Lapis' Fusion Fever.

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>>86342423
>>86342423

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>>86342157

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>>86342423
I miss pre-memidot /sug/
That little green ball of cancer and memes ruins everything

>>86342350
This. They didn't even do half of of the stuff they could have with malachite and her aftermath. They just used her for one big monster fight scene and two minutes of drama that came out of the blue in Alone at Sea

>>86342384
>this show keeps reminding me that my mom died when i was 3
19 later and its a short numb feeling desu
but when it breaks through I start crying all over again

>>86342369
Sure, i'll eat first.

>>86342431
that is the least funny comic I've ever read

I think I, personally, became a more serious and pensive person by reading it

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Posting my art from last night

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>>86342405
Robotic limbs and agumentations could be the very future and i love the idea of it

It still warms my heart that i created a relationship, i hope you guys work out and go on further. Also im very sorry that i have not been writing for the past few months, i currently in college and such, but i hope to write again in the future. Maybe some new Armstrong stuff for the two of you love birds?

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>>86342465

>>86342423
s3>s1b>s1a>s2>s4

Season 2 sucked m8 and season 4 will likely surpass it once the next new conflict starts getting focus

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>Just sold a Peridot Mini and a GitD Lapis Mini for $40.

Have I finally mastered the art of the merchant?

It's just a shame I didn't have a Lion Mini, the guy looked like he would've spent more if I did.

>>86342466
>>86342405
Read Blindsight

It's not about limbs but minds.

But man the more people who read it the better.

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>>86342485

>>86342429
you know the show peaked during that time, it was nowhere near as popular after the hiatus, even during week 3/4 SoS

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>>86342495

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>>86342503

>>86342501
>perifags defending peridemption

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I'M LOSING

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>>86342501
Highly doubt that.
The peak of the show's popularity was Jailbreak.
Even with her redemption i don't believe it even touched the surface of popularity Jailbreak did.

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>>86342513

>>86342487
there's only like 4 good episodes from season 3.
Bismuth, Mr Greg, Earthlings and Monster reunion. Also it aired so quickly it never had the same impact as season 1/2.

>>86342405
High chance our motor cortex is not designed (square peg circle hole style) for more than 2 arms 2 legs and I SERIOUSLY doubt we have the brain knowledge to form an Arm Brain interface that would be worth the effort/ not cause nerve brain tissue damage.

Maybe make it a learning AI system, like Dr Squid in spiderman movie (2?) but then what if it Skynets you? THIS IS DANGER YOU FAIL TO CONSIDER ANON.

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>>86342526
She gonna touch you

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>>86342535

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>>86342549

>>86342533
>we will never go back jailbreak fun tier fun

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>>86342560

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>>86342572
That's the last of my collection

>>86342568
I was never around for the jailbreak thread, although it did look really fun from reading the desustorage. Catch and release was the best thread of /sug/ so far for me.

>>86342489
[SHEKEL'S EFFICIENTLY]

>>86342526
HEY SHAKE A LEG

>>86342384
I cried at the end of Monster Buddies

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so now that we're on hiatus,
when are the mods gonna kick back down to trash?

>>86342622
The whole episode made me cry due to how depressing it is

>>86342542
>jasper and lapis finally come back in super watermelon island
>gem drill
>hit the diamond
>mr greg is a musical
>centipeetle comes back in monster reunion
>pretty much all the episodes after that
>bismuth and earthlings are probably some of the best episodes of the series
The only thing that wasn't great about season 3 was a few not-so-bad townie eps between Mr greg and Monster Reunion, but every season has those, and Alone at Sea which was highly controversial but just shit in my opinion

Season 2 was the season of memes and boredom

>>86342618
REMEMBER, YOU DO IT FOR

>>86342647
If all goes according to plan and we spam /sug/ with as much pointless waifu and ship posting with little to no discussion then we will be banned next Thursday afternoon.

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>>86342647
Never.
Even if /sug/ is gone, the falseflag threads are used as not generals.

>>86342647
this thursday

>>86342622
>>86342657
Monster Reunion hit me harder.

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>>86341894
Why take the picture on your scooter?

so when are the new episode coming ?

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>>86342390
c-cute

>>86342594
neither was I anon I got here like 3 weeks ago, I meant show wise.

I'm going to use the word stagnant to describe how I currently see the show

>>86342685
Same, the whole scene where Centi is running back to her ship while making loud cries just broke me down

>>86341894
Are you printeranon?

>>86342546
Are you sating there's a chance that I could become as pained and twisted as Armstrong? You're not making it sound unappealing exactly...

>>86342685
I cried during Monster Reunion too. Her tears...

at least that one had a happy ending, she's back with her crew.

We hiatus now?
pls no

>>86342489
>looked
You do this in person? Not over the internet?

>>86342718
>the shear fucking panic of centi
sugar please ;-;

>>86342676
SHORTY I DON'T MIND

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it all returns to nothing

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>>86342466
Well gosh thanks, we're very happy together. You got any ideas for it?

>>86342696
Never ever newepisodesfag

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>>86342718
>>86342748
I don't think I'll ever cry to another episode of this show, honestly.

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>>86342526

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>>86342546
If things go wrong with the cybernetics and science I still win.

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>>86342784
It's just a couple of guys spamming the same "lol no new episodes? hiatus hatus hiatus hastheuithiushtie" shit.

>>86342820
>an accident

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And you must be.... Mulignan!

>>86342817
The AV Club said there was a hiatus though.

>>86342833

she's just checking on the cluster.

>>86342622
>>86342657
>>86342685
>>86342718
>>86342767
>>86342748
tfw you re-watch the first episode and you realize the baby centipeedles were only in Steven's house to try and access the warp pad ;_;

>>86342384
in Lars and the Cool Kids

>What do you know about my mom? I didn't even get to know my mom!

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>>86342853
>Tumblrina satire group

Wow 100% legitimate reason to believe in hiatus mate.

There are better reasons then those fags to think a hiatus is coming.

>>86342701
I don't think I wouldn't liked Peridot as much if it wasn't for the hype of those threads, it there's a place that breeds waifufags, its 4chan.

>>86342855
nasty

>>86342873
*than

>>86342466
Write?
Armstrong?
Explain please.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

So when does the hiatus start?

>>86342546
you could just share the same signals. you wouldn't be able to move all your arms at once but it would work

>>86342422
Would work better with Peridot and Amethyst

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>>86342953

I'm gona go fuck my wife now /sug/

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>>86342608

Not entirely. I just lost a customer that planned on buying a 1/24 Garnet, but have another 7 hours of business.

>>86342766

I sell it at a swap meet that specializes in collectables like Funko and TCGs.

>>86342962
Thursday, at around half-past a monkey's arse and quarter to his balls.

Rebecca Sugar is a qt
this has been your daily psa

>>86342985
that's hot

>>86342996
taint o'clock?

What would a corrupted human look like?

>>86343024
Onion

>>86343024
Watch the News

>>86343024

who does the voice acting for Sadie?

>>86343024
one of filthy frank's many friends

>>86342744
You wish to be of pain and suffering but you want to also be the aware of it. If causes damage to brain it will leave you as carrot, your life will be wheelchair, soup and poop bag not frankenperson. If damage is found in spine you will lose the body walking and thruster ability but maybe only permanent nerve damage if 'lucky' so you get to have the horrors when you step (this is #1 personal best).

Last would be a different brain damage that leaves you insane monster, is #2 personal best because while you can recreating your hero you will not realise for you are the crazies. Make decision with long thinking, they will take arm if the badness happens remember,

Sorry if talking like this is annoying it just so fun to me

>>86342807
yes but if there is an issue they will just take back the gear unless they fucking drilled it into your brain etc.

>>86342965
I would be amazed if there was a way to split/divert the signal so you could have different controllable 3rd arm movement. But if not you may as well just tie a cotton arm to your wrist with some string and stitch it to your shirt for the same effect

>>86341899
Amethyst

Shapeshifting bra

>>86342384
When Pearl sings It's over isn't it and she gets to the part of "you won and she chose you and she loved you and she's gone"

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>>86343100
Amethyst is bound to make it weird though.

>>86343059
i was thinking about switching it anon, like left1 and left2 share the same signal but you can't move both limbs at once

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>>86342723
No another anon.

Still not decided on whether to have them famed or make a collage with them and then hang them on my wall.

>>86342588
you take requests?

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>The two left hands thing wasn't an error from the koreans
>They literally fucked up the storyboard
HACKS

>>86343116
She'd probably make a penis down there just for fun

>>86342423
Bismuth had the highest ratings in the show since season 1

>>86343167

she'd turn into that big cop guy for no reason

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>>86343024
They would look NUCLEAR and WILD while perhaps also BREAKING UP INSIDE. Hopefully hey would not have HEARTs OF BROKEN GLASS that could be described as DEFILED, because that kind of damage DEEP INSIDE would be truly horrendous especially in an ABANDONDED CHILD

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I feel like this is supposed to reference something, but I don't know what.
Anyone know it?

>>86343116
Only if she hates me for killing her mom through sex

>>86343159
Mystery Girl looks infinitely better without the lip ring.

>>86343149
Maybe in a later thread, just woke up.

>>86343159
Ben Levin confirmed hack

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>>86343159
>Last two episodes have errors done by the crew
Laziness arising?

>>86343159
QUALITY

>>86342080
Good luck Merchant Anon!

>>86343194

all girls look infinitely better without a lip ring.

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>>86342807
DO YOU HAVE ANY ENERGY LEFT ?
*robot noise*

>>86343159
No that's just awkward hand movements because she's spilling her spaghetti.

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>>86342423
>>86343174
Bismuth had higher ratings than anything else at the time really.

Then again, Thursday at 7 ain't the most competitive slot.

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>>86342933
>>86342775
Well i thought of maybe doing a good ole snuggle cuddle fuggle fic staring Armstrong with someone else

Not sure who else to write with or about

>>86343159
what two left hand thing?

>>86342807
why would armstrong be a robot anyway?

>>86342228
>I'll shatter you
Cunt I'd like to see you try

>>86343213
Piercings are degenerate

>>86343221
bottom panels both her hands have her thumb on the right side of her hands

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>Pearl will never burp in your face

>>86343137
I see but there then rises the issue of how to determine which arm gets the signal (is the arms like a little t-rex under the pectorals, larger Doc Oct arms out the back near the spine, coming out the shoulder blade like that Machamp pokemon?)

A second issue is how will I get a fluid double handed motion when I jerk off with both left arms ?without using one hand as a hole of course Maybe it would just come down to a learning curve.

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>>86343244
Not him, but I remember saving a screencap of a request with Armstrong from /trash/ because I thought it was hot.

Do you think this would work?

>>86343273
She spilled her spaghetti so hard that she forgot how hands are supposed to go.

>>86343174
Indeed, lots of advertising and a 22 minute length episode, just what every episode should be like

>>86343159
Probably worn out.. They should take a break.

>>86343273
Anon, hold your hands in that position. You'll see your hands end up the exact same.

>>86343321
Oh yea thaaaat, i remember that

I feel a bit guilty for not doing it because i was busy and junk, but in the future i could give it a shot, but i will warn you, i am rusty, its been a month or two since i wrote anything so don't expect the best

>>86343280

>Pearl gets real friendly with Mystery Girl
>Finally summons up her courage and asks her out
>Mystery Girl agrees, and they have a really fun time together
>Mystery Girl invites Pearl back to her place
>Flirting and heavy petting ensue
>Just before they are about to strip and perform acts of unnatural fornication, Mystery Girl leans in for a deep kiss
>Pearl GUURPS right in her face

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>>86342588
I offer you one of my greatest works in exchange for showing us your staggering standard of excellence

I aspire to have lines like yours one day

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>>86343244
Lars' mom? Since there seems to be a theme of Armstrong banging moms in the fics you've written with it.

>>86343159
If you were being generous you could say that since Gems can move their body parts around at will, Pearl was spilling spaghetti so hard that she forgot to keep her thumb in the right place.

>>86343343
You're wrong. If you cross your arms in front of you like an x you'll se both of your thumbs go inward. In the storyboard you'll see one of her hands has her thumb outward.

so are we officially on hiatus now?

>>86343354
Oh, no worries man. Just have fun and do what you think works and is hot.

>>86343258
Fly up into the air, ice lance through the gem. 2ez

>>86343038
you are MEAN

>>86343245
In the last two boards, pearl's thumbs both point in the same direction.

>>86343363
The moms are usually the most bangable, ill think about it actually, sounds like a good idea
>>86343419
Alright mate, ill do my best to do it, might take a bit cause of college shit but hey, ill try my best

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>>86342157

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>>86342384

The end of Rose's Scabbard when the music playing.

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>>86343399
WE
ARE THE HIATUS HUMANS
WE'LL ALWAYS BE IMPATIENT
AND IF YOU THINK WE SHOULDN'T BE
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE

>>86343363
Lars's mom looks as if she did so much LSD when she was younger.

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>>86343244
Jane forcing an uncomfortable Armstrong to reenact one of her favourite sex scenes from her japanese hentais involving a sweet innocent angel getting raped and manhandled by a hideous monster, but since Armstrong doesn't like how into it she is he stops and she starts to rape him instead

>>86342774
T
U
M
B
L
I
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G

Gems, in order from largest to smallest bust size:

Rose>Amethyst>Jasper>Garnet>Lapis>Peridot>Steven>Pearl

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>>86342384
Earthlings killed Jasper, which killed me

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>>86343572
>Amethyst that high
>Higher then Jasper and Garnet
Dumb fucking Amyfag

>>86343572
>Lapis over Peridot
>Either of those two over Steven

>>86343399
Don't be surprised if we see nothing for fucking ages. I could see CN only airing new episodes in the summer, airing the whole season during those few weeks.

Makes sense right? CN wont want the show to finish airing so soon, to keep the show going for a long time and get the ratings.

>>86343591
Amy's a shortstack, and Garnet's all about dem hips

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>>86343533
Martha version when?

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I scanned all the requests I did for here. http://imgur.com/a/45YRc

>>86343533
Her socks are cool.

>>86343194
eh, the lip ring helps make her a bit less 'literally rose with different hairstyle/skin color'

Seriously, why are you guys still here? I thought you're banned during the off-season.

>>86343620
That's probably why they added it.

>>86343535
Would make sense, Armstrong is a gentle sexual giant after all, but i don't really feel comfortable about rape

>>86343639
Why are you still shitposting instead of posting in a thread you like?

>>86343399
Nothing is officially confirmed until next thursday because CN doesn't seem to believe in communication of any kind, but no new episode titles or airdates have come out through the usual sources so it's pretty much guaranteed

So when is someone gonna sit down with Peridot/Lapis and ask for a blow-by-blow description of the state of modern Homeworld?

When is Steven gonna sit down with one of the gems and ask more than one question in a row?

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>>86343343
>>86343392
>>86343245
demonstration if you can't see it

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>>86342369
Sorry it took me a bit but here you go

>>86343665
Hmm, what if she gets really forceful before she snaps out of it and treats him really lovingly to make up for it?

Maybe some ball worship and a nice facial, ruining the costume she's wearing, to make him feel better.

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>>86342384
Does anybody know the name of the background music for when they revealed Lars and Reynolds back story?

>>86343714
>tfw you drop your spaghetti so hard that it warps your physical form

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>>86343665
>>86343750
>Tfw Armstrong is a mish-mash of shards
>Somehow the shards make a loveable gem monster
So would their actual fusion if they were full gems again be massively loveable?

>>86343726
Its awesome, thank you very much!
>>86343750
Sounds bretty good, ill have to jot it down to write for way later

>>86343673
Because shitty generals shouldn't be a thing.

>>86342431
>the crystal queers pretending they don't have enough concentrated homosexuality to go around

>>86343786
>*Generals shouldn't be a thing
FTFY
And also, welcome to 4chan bud, your newfag is showing.

>>86343786
Neither should shitty posts, yet here yours are.

>>86342435
The gems involved will never be the same
Wouldn't say it's really over

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Reposting a question from yesterday.

What would you want a Steven Universe movie to be like?

What would you want a Steven Universe Broadway show to be like

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>>86342279
>>86342314
This is some good stuff. I admit, I actually would've preferred if this was how Peridot was written, but it's a bit too late now. The crew aren't really good writers and probably only know how to write people as objectively good or objectively bad. Small Peri is still cute though

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>>86343779
This

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>>86343825
>What would you want a Steven Universe movie to be like?
good.

>What would you want a Steven Universe Broadway show to be like
good.

>>86343825
>What would you want a Steven Universe Broadway show to be like

Either really good like the Lion King, or really shit like Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark.

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Deepest lore.

>>86343783
I like to imagine what makes Armstrong so lovable is that it's shards know what it's like to be alone and rejected due to being turned into a cluster, so it goes out of it's way to be friendly and get close to others, leading to sexy shenanigans.

It's a shame that only /sug/ seems to even acknowledge Armstrong, there's barely any art of them.

I'm also not big on the idea of it getting cured. Part of their appeal is that they are a rejected monster that I could cuddle and comfort, if they were cured I feel like they would be too good for me.

>>86343825
>what would you want a SU movie to be like?

it would be a flashback to the war, with a self-contained plot like Bismuth

>>86343886
wait isn't armstrong just a big hand monster that attacks people indiscriminately in search for a form

>>86343726
>implying it wasn't worth the wait

>>86343871
Was turn off the dark bad? I didn't really hear anything about it after the initial announcement

>>86343878
What's deepest lore about Steven's butt?

>>86342322
>Townie episodes could have actually been fun again
>Instead we get Onion's Autism Club

>>86343712
You're funny

>>86343918
I've seen a good amount of musicals on broadway and Turn off the dark wasnt anything special

if it wasnt for the people who died performing no one would remember it

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Can we all agree that "Do It for Her" had one of the best instrumentals of all the song?

https://youtu.be/j0tnZhR1Wq0

>>86343945
>Can we all agree
No, that's never going to happen.

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>>86343905
Well, yes. But the Centpeedle and Gem Drill episodes have shown that even mindless monsters can be helped and reformed if you give them time and love.

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>>86343905
>86343905
Canon wise yes

but for my fics hes a gentle giant with a dick made of gold

Check out one of my best fics of him if you want

http://pastebin.com/CRxWKxZb

>>86343919
steven inherited rose's lust for cock. he's a slut

>>86343918
They had frequent technical fuckups despite it being one of the most expensive performances ever made.

I hated it.

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>>86343971

>>86343919
>>86343978
Ebin

>>86343945
I wish we had actual instrumentals instead of resorting to editing out the voices as much as possible.

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well, this happen.
http://crystalgem-confessions.tumblr.com/post/150541561810/lapis-needs-more-screen-time-i-think-bismuth-was

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I liked pics of Lapis using Peri's butt as a pillow

>>86343922
>okay so next episode is called Onion gang, guess the story!
>holy fuck sugar, onion has a gang? he is going to rob people isn't he? maybe sit on a little throne pile of stolen stuff but all the stolen stuff is paid for by greg or someone?
>lol no it is about steven giving live commentary about onions and some OC's playing the mud in the woods :^)
>I hate you sugar, I'm going on break
t. transcript between lamar and sugar last week.

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>>86343978
And the ability to arouse skinny gems.

>>86343878

Steven's ass has angry eyes?

>>86343726
>>86342333
If you're still taking requests, I'd like to request Pearl re-enacting the "Once in a Lifetime" video by The Talking Heads, with her holo-clones in place of the copy pastes in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU

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>>86344025
What a shit confession.

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What's with all the Armstrong this thread?

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>>86344004
I got others if that didn't quench your thirst

http://pastebin.com/wmLgcTnp
http://pastebin.com/MRkjCyUd
http://pastebin.com/3Enyqxvs

Let me know what you think of them and if you got any favorite bits

Enjoy!

>>86343878
Hair like a Rose?

>>86344025
that blog is an almost constant stream of the stupidest possible opinions - the idea of having places to post 'confessions' or 'unpopular opinion' is really bad.

>you know those thoughts you have sometimes that you keep to yourself because something tells you they'd be poorly received? Screw social survival instincts, just dump that shit here so everyone can have a good cringe

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>>86344025
Ruby and Sapphire literally do not want to be themselves. They find that they compliment each other as a fusion gem far better than seperate.They aren't humans. Fusion cannot be understood by us like it can be by gems. Let Garnet be Garnet.

>>86343944
Nobody died performing it. Permanently injured, though.

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when do the fuggg

>>86343825
>Broadway show

I don't know. I'd want them to use the music from the show, but then I wouldn't want the Broadway show to just rehash the plots from the series.

It might be more fun if they did a one-night only staged concert with the voice actors in costume.

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>Just entered dead hours.

I can only hope that the Lunch hour will cause some more customers to show up.

>>86343878
>Steven's hair is in the shape of a rose.

All of the Funko merch featuring Steven (Pop, Mini, and Keychain Pop) have that little easter egg, even the Pint Sized Heroes Stevens look like they'll have it.

>>86344119

Bingo.

>>86343871
>Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark
HEY BREAK A LEG

>>86344043
>tfw steven's booty is angry at you
What did I do wrong?

>>86344144
When they are 16.

>>86344144
Not before Lapis gets there first

>>86344144
I thought it was Connie's mom at first

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>>86344025
>Thought it was more focused on Lapis and Bismuth
>Actually enlarged the picture
That was my mistake and mine alone.
>>86344137
The whole "Ruby and Sapphire are unhealthy couple11!!!" bullshit is just that, bullshit, their relationship is just too forced when they should honestly be getting developed.

I'll let Garnet be Garnet but i want Ruby to show us her Ruby and Sapphire to show us her Sapphire.

>>86344144
when lapis/pearl comes over

Good afternoon /sug/
happy Saturday :)

>>86344144
>ynw fug connie
why live

>>86344144
when Steven somehow convinces her that it's part of an important mission

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>>86344189
Wait it's that Broadway show we're talking about? Were there any other injuries?

>>86344241
Good night, kind anon.

>>86344293
No worries
good night

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TFW I shattered Amethyst
She's a bad gem anyways

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>>86344241
Go outside and play anon
There's nothing to see in this shitty thread

>>86344315
That's a big amethyst

>>86344318
>There's nothing to see in this shitty thread

When is there ever :v

>Go outside and play
> OUTSIDE
I'll pass

>>86344288
Tons, but most of them were pre-release. One of them happened on stage where an actor literally broke his leg

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>>86343116
wait so were they an item?

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>>86344078
>Armstrong jerking Jasper inside her shorts

Well shit, looks like I got another fetish. Kind of wish that scene went on for a bit longer now...

>>86344327
It's not that big actually
The perspective might make it look like that
If it helps for scale that's my keyboard on the right
the side of it

>>86344030
Seems a little niche
Peribooty isn't the biggest cushion around

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found a funny comic

>>86344221
Clearly someone needs to shop it as thus, perhaps in a lacy nightgown. Before some of you panic, she could just be going to get a taste of Murdercock Sr.

Before trying the Junior, of course.