New Achewood >What Ray is trying to say is that without alcohol,

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>>86331850
He could afford to hire a maid who'd fuck him. He's just too proud.

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50 years from now, people are gonna be writing papers about how good this webcomic was.

>>86334682
sometimes i wonder if i'd be good at blowjobs

and by sometimes i mean always

>>86335679
Can't be that hard to find a dick to suck.

>>86335764
all my friends are really homophobic

not that i'm gay

i just really want to suck a dick

>>86335883
LONDON

>>86335883
When I was younger, I used to have to eat my cum after fapping in order to clean up because there were no tissue boxes in the computer room. Well after doing it enough, I acquired the taste for it.

I use tissues now, but I still have the taste for it. I get crazy thirsty sometimes when I'm having a really good fap and all I can think about is swallowing a nice, creamy load. I can't help but wonder what it'd feel like to have thick, delicious ropes of the stuff just shot down my throat straight from the tap.

But I'm not gay. I can't stand guys' faces and voices, and having a walk-out father made me crazy androphobic. Still, I'd love to know what it really feels like to just suck another guy's balls dry.

>>86336716
Why didn't you just jerk it into a pair of underwear or a sock, you dumbass?

>>86336787
My mom was still washing my clothes at that age.

Look, I'm not going to say that it was a smart method of doing things, but I was young and new to this shit.

>>86336716
i like to eat my cum too and i still do

>all those slang terms in the last comic

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Why does he wear the mask, /co/

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>>86339995
Because you touch yourself at night.

does anyone have the depression one?
i know i saved it before but my life is an unorganised mess and it'd be impossible to find it
i just want to look at it again

>>86341079
fuck i meant to say my image folder is an unorganised mess

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>>86341079
there are many comics about roast beef's depression but you probably mean this one

>>86341114
It is a fucking blueprint of my life summed up in an exchange between a five year old and a lazy douche.

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>>86341079

>>86336716
>I used to have to eat my cum after fapping in order to clean up because there were no tissue boxes in the computer room


This is copypasta, right?

>>86335764
It's really hard to unsuck a dick tho.

>>86341345
Honestly I have to look at this and think, "Was the divorce just a coincidence?" Because jesus.

>>86341100
You don't need to lie to us.
We all know how it's like.

>>86341114
This comic made me face the fact that I might have a depression. It made me understand just what the hell is going on.

I still haven't seen a doctor about it.
I'll do it once I've gotten myself a job.

>>86341345
Damn right with a Rick he won't.
Get the real thing already Teddy.

>>86342900
>Checks the last few months of Achewood to see if Roast Beef and Molly divorced

You liar
You dirty, dirty liar

>>86343046
Uh
Um.
(Maybe he wasn't talking about THEIR marriage, anon.)

>>86334682
I don't remember this one/arc
Is it a pay special?

>>86343068
Ah.

Fuck, I'm sorry other anon. My last breakup reminds me of that page too, so when I thought Molly and Roast Beef had also broken up, I sort of panicked.

>>86343082
It starts here: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05092010

In which Nice Pete makes it obvious that he never went to high school

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>>86343175
Ok, thank you anon. I remember the high school fun times night, but not that Theodore got kipnapped and naked.

Addit'l: Is Achewood the vanguard of culture, or an adroit crystal predictor?

Achewood is the only solid concrete objective certainty in my life.
Everything else is a mess but when someone asks me what is the best webcomic, it's Achewood and there is no question about it.

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more depression comics

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>>86343175
That is a ride from start to finish.

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>>86343658
dont