'Member when Pink Diamond was around? 'Member Rose Quartz? 'Member when there weren't so many Crystal Gems? 'Member when Fusion was only between two gems of the same kind? 'Member when Human hybrids didn't exist? 'Member when Peridot had her dignity? 'Member when Kiki used Steven?
... Editon...
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>Onion's Gang
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!d9cEUThL!bDR99NGe88Vw1PQCdd11LPdcgKimmdT9ZFYhI952WTQ
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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>Dedicated /sug/ website
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Oh I have a member for ya
SEXY
nth for real human bean
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
rip original poel anon
LAPIS IS A SLUT
Garbanzo
post rare crew gems
Peri makes me merry!
>>86304997
my animated wallpaper folder is barren. anyone got more?
Becky's mom a cute!
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder why you're not chatting it up in the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server!!
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
>>86305012
>a malachite
FUCK now that's rare. Awesome
Lamar's promos are awesome, he's so fucking based
WE
>>86305056
Wuz
>>86305056
KANGZ
is it really undertale's anniversary? did they really put that undertale kid into a steven universe episode as a reference? is this zuke's fault?
>>86305056
HOL UP SENPAI
I want to marry Lapis
>>86305038
that's not the official
wtf
or at the very least it's dead
>>86305086
>is this zuke's fault?
Is this even a question? She's at fault for every error in this show.
>>86305012
Clearer/bigger version
http://as-warm-as-choco.tumblr.com/image/130643256193
SHIT EP
>TOWNIE EP
SHIT EP
>TOWNIE EP
SHIT EP
>TOWNIE EP
>>86305097
Don't make her wait
>>86304984
>>86305036
Doc's outfit is a sign that the censors don't really give that much of a shit anymore.
>>86304984
>drawing rubie with tits
REEEEEEEEEE
>>86305131
Not even townie
Out of townies
it was even worse
Why did all the weird things the Onion Gang was doing seem to echo Steven's adventures in one way or another? They did fusion, healing an injured comrade with magic powers, and steven being asked and refusing to kill.
Was this somehow a foreshadowing episode?
>>86305144
Hey it's not showing anything.
>kid fakes an accident by softly bumping into a bench
>pops ketchup packet right in front of Steve
>Steve plays along and acts hysterical
>Steve says he should get medical attention
>amazed at the baby being able to resuscitate the kid by slapping his face
>Onion explains that it was a joke
>Turns out Steven wasn't playing along the whole time
>actually thought the kid was injured
>actually thought the baby had healing powers
>actually would have left the kid to die instead of using his own healing powers
>actually thought medical attention was needed but didn't use his phone
Actually literally what the fuck even were they going for here, though? Are they trying to develop Steven into a dipshit this episode?
I don't give a FUCK about this stupid SHIT. ALL I want is to see are THESE THREE doing ANYTHING. This SHOW is going to the fucking DOGS with this DUMB townie SHIT.
>>86305143
>bouquet made of leaves
Why in the actual fuck is Connie doing back to school shopping in fucking late fall?
Is Connie cheating on Steven? Did she find out about Smoky Quartz?
>>86305165
They're laughing AT you not WITH you.
>>86305170
Of the seven season 4 episodes that have aired, only one wasn't shit.
>>86305097
Someone wanted to marry bloople in last thread
>>86305143
because the groom is Steven
>>86305143
Never. I'll make her the happiest gem that ever lived.
'member when garnet had a character that wasn't just FUSIONS?
>>86305086
Your appointment with Homeworld should be finalized within the week.
I've already discussed the matter with the diamonds.
>>86304999
>>86304964
>muh ebin South Park jokes
>>86305173
>Why in the actual fuck is Connie doing back to school shopping in fucking late fall?
Seriously? Have you met Connie? She's a maximum turbonerd, the kind of kid who actually LIKES school. Of course she's getting school supplies early.
>We have a hiatus after a filler
How do you feel?
How long do y'all suspect the hiatus to actually be this time?
My vote is for the next episode is sometime in November, and the string of weekly episodes following will go up to December (second week of December sounds good), then we'll get a bomb in February.
Thoughts?
>>86305012
>>86305212
Don't ask her to FUSE and you'll be fine.
>>86305086
This is what happens when you hire a dyke whos writing career is entirely based on fanfiction.net ever since she was in her angsty gender confused pre-pubescent years
>>86305173
>end of summer work rush via Peedee
Okay, this episode was just straight aired way out of order. Fuck's sake this episode should have aired between Steven Floats and The New Lars.
>>86305242
>late fall
>early
That anon was questioning why she was getting supplies after school has already started
>>86305226
I take it they were agreeable?
>>86305247
So do we have any solid proof that we're in hiatus?
Has the crew said anything?
>>86305240
afaik they're dead
;-;
>>86305012
rare foosion
>that episode where Lars gave Steven a booty call
>>86305247
Nope. CN doesn't show any new stuff from mid November until January to accommodate their awful Holiday special reruns, so we are looking at a minimum of 3 months, probably much more. I think we're off until next Summer.
>>86305270
That's the point, they haven't said anything. No word of new episodes, people fear the worst.
that garbanzo boy gives me the creeps,just as much as onion. Even though i like garbanzos lol
>>86305164
steven has always been a retarded lesbian
>>86305298
You're full of shit, no one thinks that.
>>86305254
What kind of anon do you take me for? I'd never disrespect her boundaries like that.
>>86305306
Thanks for clarifying, I was just unsure.
>>86305263
Back up supplies. She wants to be extra prepared this year.
>>86305325
Stay in denial all you want, a winter hiatus is standard practice for every Cartoon Network show.
>>86305226
YOU'RE GONNA BURN ALRIGHT
boi
>Lars has 3 cellphones
Lars confirmed Secretary of State.
>>86305298
Bullshit, noone's that evil
>>86305333
A lot of people want to do some pretty sick things to Lil' Lappy.
>>86305367
>>86305325
Is this your first SU hiatus anons?
>>86305320
of course
>>86305108
So is Zuke the new Asian?
>>86305358
>i swear officer, he said he was 2000k years old
>>86305164
I thought he was just confused by what was going on because it was so weird - he was on edge because he was trying to play along but he didn't know if they were joking or what the fuck was happening
>>86305383
no I was there for last year's, I just don't believe they'd do that again, not after they found the formula for ratings bonanzasoh my god they're going to do it. fuck. FUCK.
>>86305395
Once she started fucking up with Lapis and Peridot, yes. Chille Tid was an amazing episode, though.
>Greg didnt tell the gems about schools, and is fine with letting his child grow up retarded
Greg is a terrible father
>>86305358
Delete this right now!
Does anyone have that image of Amethyst teaching Peridot what kissing is?
>>86305131
>>86305352
I get hiatus, but 'till next summer?
You're a fucking idiot.
>>86305165
>fucking DOGS
Nah senpai that's what Jasper does.
And I'm cool with the show having a little variety, if it were always balls-to-the-wall that'd get tiring.
>>86305423
>letting his child grow up retarded
not as much as your terrible teacher letting you not know the difference between retarded and uneducated
>>86304281
Because Steven is the main character and he symbolizes the bridge between Gems and Humans, so the humans he interacts with in his everyday life ought to get some spotlight for that point to get across. I admit it'd be more interesting to see the other gems interacting with humans as well though. Amethyst is a prime candidate, but the rest could use some time around the humans too. At least Pearl gave it a try last episode.
>>86305367
Oh you poor, innocent soul.
>>86305269
Oh yes! Most certainly. When I mentioned that I would help them sneak a team of theirs to the center of the earth for some kind of project, they were so willing it was almost pathetic.
>>86305052
Yeah, too bad the episode sucked.
>>86305395
The only thing that Zuke does good is sexy Amy's.
I don't like her Lapis and I especially don't like her Pearl.
It's nice of Sugar to give boarders so much freedom, but come on.
>not even following Lapis' hairstyle at all
>giving Pearl eyebrows
>can't even draw Steven properly
Is it true that she doesn't really care for the show outside of Lapis and Peridot?
>hiatus
No........No Im not going BACK THERE!!!!!!!!
NEVER
>>86305284
Jasper fused with who?
>>86305440
I'll take that as a yes then
>>86305449
>thinks he can solve all conflicts without violence
Sounds retarded to me, baka senpai
>>86305382
I know, but I never would. I'd only ever treat her with utmost affection and respect.
>>86305453
I thought the episode was cute.
>>86305460
>Is it true that she doesn't really care for the show outside of Lapis and Peridot?
You mean like most Lapidot shippers? Yes.
>>86305470
Get out of here, garnet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XKwW96hd1M
>>86305218
People like you were calling her just the FUTURE VISION character a year ago. She's a subtle character, you're just blinkered.
>>86305433
Explain this to my autism
>>86305410
kek
this is satire right right?, anyway this site always makes me wonder if pedophilia is more common than everyone likes to admit
>>86305463
Hey, anon. Can you throw this away for me?
Hey - the episode's leaked, it's townie filler, and my internet connection is being solid fucking ass today, so I'm not going to stream. Kind of a bit of a shit way to go out, but oh well. I've really had fun during these past few months of Steven season. I'll see you folks on the other side of the hiatus!
>>86305012
Amber from last summer
>dat lapearl
What a waste of fucking time.
Can I sue Sugar to get those 11 minutes of my life back?
>>86305475
What if she started getting freaky with you, though? What if she made you her slave?
>>86305460
Pearl always had eyebrows
>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven
>>86305537
What is this parodying?
>>86305518
Every normal person would never reveal or do their best not to feel any desires like that
Even 2D stuff. No ones gonna admit that in reality
>>86305529
Thanks Sauce, appreciated the streams and had a ton of fun chatting. Have a good hiatus!
>>86305423
>Greg didnt tell the gems about schools, and is fine with letting his child grow up retarded
Steven's receiving textbook style education from the gems on the side with which he's doing incredibly well.
Steven's high IQ but low EQ and sheltered as fuck (so basically like every home schooled kid ever).
Read the fucking comics.
>>86305537
I think I'd give it a shot for her
>>86305099
nope, it's official
>>86305518
yea is just trolling and shit
>>86305460
>Is it true that she doesn't really care for the show outside of Lapis and Peridot?
No, but a bunch of people will tell you yes because hating Zuke has become a meme at this point.
>inb4 Zuke apologist
I never really cared for her and don't even like her Amethyst that much. Hilary's is best.
>>86305531
>summer 2015
>Amber "spoiled" Ame's squinty eye
>>86305518
>this site always makes me wonder if pedophilia is more common than everyone likes to admit
I'll take "things a paedophile might say" for 500, Trebek.
>>86305553
Probably nothing, but it always makes me think of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW2OWQYkCPQ
>>86305582
She literally said she didn't care for anyone and then followed by saying "Peridot and Lapis are alright" lmao you cant make this shit up. How is she still not fired?
>>86305549
Those dumb thick black eyebrows.
Thick eyebrows are cute, but not on Pearl.
>>86305569
>Comics
>Canon
Fuck off, that disastrous graphic novel adaptation especially isn't canon
So anyone actually know how long the hiatus is this time around? I'm guessing maybe 6 months.
>>86305601
sauce?
help I can't get back to the stream
It's not showing up on the main taima page
>>86305607
The comics are 2nd tier canon which means anything that isn't directly contradicted by the show happens in canon.
>>86305623
Her last tweets. There are screenshots of it.
>>86305572
Same, man. Anything if it makes her happy.
>>86305612
stop it, you're scaring me
>>86304964
Steven was really annoying this episode.
>>86305507Rose is talking about Greg's penis.IT'S LONG, THICK, AND OUTTA CONTROL!
>i bet my best friend connie is free
Connie just got friendzoned, good to know she has Jeff now...
>last air dated episode is a townie filler
>high possibility of a long hiatus
>were going back to trash
I dont feel well today
>>86305633
But that comic about Steven going to school was ugly garbage, it looked and read like it was made by a 12 year old
/sug/ is malachite and the ocean is the hiatus
>>86305659
Steven has his shortstack Latina mom/sister now.
>>86305652
>this episode
Just kidding. I love you Steven.
>>86305650
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. We got 4 weeks of SU episodes straight and then like a few weeks of one episode a week.
>>86305553
Metal Gear Yotsuba
>>86305537
Could be wonderful, could be awful. Would try a six month contract with her
>>86305572
i fucking love her so much
>>86305671
No, the ocean is Trash
>>86305347
But mind you, they always tell us when we're headed for hiatus. So we're entirely in the dark as to what's actually going to happen. It doesn't help that Matt just gave up entirely on the fandom given that he was usually our source for that kind of thing.
>>86305640
Her smile alone would make it all worth it.
Made you guys something
>>86305669
>ugly
No, you're confusing it with most of the first comic run.
post forbidden images
>>86305689
Why can't crewniverse do this shit in moderation. I dont' want to be in the trash for half a year.
Predicting that one of the next 5 posts after this one will be Lapis related
how long do you guys think the hiatus will be this time?
>>86305704
Did you read it? The art gradually devolves into the mad scribbles of a deranged toddler
>>86305652
Having him fall for that "prank" was too much. I thought they were going to scam a shop owner out of paying him money but the way it played out was just weird.
>>86305701
Stop reading so much Fred Perry.
>>86305709
>crewniverse
*CN
>>86305701
so pretty anon, brings tears to my eyes
>>86305708
SWEATY
>>86305701
Ayy, it's a full upgrade
>>86305655
But will his... (penis)... get in the way?
>>86305713
get fucked kiddo
>>86305708
>>86305720
Yes I read it.
>>86305709
its not the crew its fuckin CN
>>86304999
other guy was faster at it :c
>>86305721
That's what I was expecting too, I was waiting for Onion to hustle a bag of burgers from suitcase Sam
>>86305744
Definitely
>>86305665
>Last air dated episode was about not feeling bad about the departure of friends, and remembering the good times you had with them.
Pretty unsubtle statement about the hiatus & the end of the Steven Summer.
>>86305698
Her laugh would make it so much more enjoyable, for me. She deserves to have fun.
how fucking autistic Steven is? he got worried that garbanzo died when he literally pulled out some ketchup and smeared it all over his face, and then he was freaking out and shit
>>86305757
I just wanted to commemorate it a bit
I mean I guess I could take his place but idk
:c
>>86305240
here have the animated one
Reminder that Lapiss Laputa is worst gem and you have shit taste for liking her.
>>86305722
Had to google who the fuck that was, i've never seen that artist before.
>>86305737
Why does cartoon network have to suck so much.
>>86305713
I'm sorry anon, you were off by 3.
>>86305464
90's waifu
>>86305435
http://crystalwitches.tumblr.com/post/145257751276/ill-get-my-coat-this-is-a-kind-of-sequel
Don't have it stitched
>>86305770
Also was this the first episode that actively noted the progression of time?
What with the summer ending and all, and everyone getting busy with normal people stuff?
>>86305698
i am in love
Click for cummies
>>86305226
electronic old men
I want Steven to rape me in the alley.
>>86305792
OK.
>>86305822
Penis destroyer
>i have no friends of my age
well, you have the gems Steven, age means nothing to them
>>86305785
That was surreal
I thought Steven was playing along but he wasn't
>>86305782
If I could get her to laugh, man, I'd be the happiest. Her laughter is a precious, rare thing.
who voiced suitcase sam
>>86305817
>Also was this the first episode that actively noted the progression of time?
no
>>86305742
I made few other faggot pictures that day i drew that one, here's one.
The way Steven texts people must be fucking irritating.
>>86305854
oh yeah, the birthdays. totally slipped my mind.
>>86305829
Lapis is that you?
>>86305742
and another
please don't take away Jasper's glorious mane, Sugar
>sug felt sad that all his summer friends are leaving
>then sug felt better and remembered all the cool stuff he did
>and until next summer
summer....summer.......SUMMER!!!!!
worst foreshadowing ever!!!!!!!!
>>86305864
Why
>>86305012
now fuse all of them
>>86305850
Agreed. And it should come at any expense, even if it's at my own.
>>86305806
I don't care how much they try to make us sympathize with Onion, I hate him and hope he gets headbutted to death by a reformed Jasper.
>>86305817
Nightmare Hospital had Connie saying it'd been a year since her eyesight was fixed (in An Indirect Kiss).
And we've had a few episodes where seasons change, like Winter Forecast where it's a major plot point
(fuck why do I remember so many episode titles)
>>86305433
>>86305507
fucking greg.
>>86305745
show some restraint, Bismuth
Would you
>>86305876
There needs to be a masculinity limit
>>86305895
Jasper is going to join onion's gang and become his hitman tho
>>86305861
>>86305873
Already had them, but thanks anyway.
>>86305881
I've been wondering about this. Was the Summer of Steven a success for Cartoon Network? Would they want to make it an annual thing? That would mean very sporadic episode releases until next summer.
>>86305850
I'd give anything to hear those peals of laughter...
Next episode when?
>>86305918
peridot is a child
How long ago was Mindful Education? Didn't Connie fuck up a kid at school?
>>86305895
Jasper takes Onion andlearns how to make love.
>>86305847
he was legit worried, for a 14(probably soon to be 15) boy he's fucking dumb, the awakening will be hard...
>>86305895
thats not how you spell lars
>>86305918
i don't fuck goblins anon
>>86305926*SNORT*
Why do Peridot likes to hang with this gay fish?
>>86305945
Summer cram school?
How did you guys feel about Joe's first episode under "Story by"
>>86305943
stevidot is ok then?
>>86305949
Why would Lars headbutt Onion?
>>86305945
There is no logical order to how the episodes take place.
>blue gems are doms in their relationships
I can believe it.
>>86305854
Lamar did (he also voiced Garbonzo)
>>86305974
A very weak start.
>>86305969
i love that artist but what the fuck is this shit?
thread's over until next summer
claim your waifus and run before it implodes
>>86305960
Her snort is the cutest damn thing, I swear.Fuck, I just want to hold her.
>>86306003
I claim Lapzilla
im gonna miss you so much guys
fuck
>>86305919
never
>>86306000
It's Lapis and Peridot from Steven Universe dude you really need to catch up on SU
>>86306003
Poil claimed
>>86305978
better than lapedot
>>86306029
Snowflame?
>>86306009
same here anon
that snort is a gift from God
>>86306003zach
>>86306027
me too
/trash/ just isn't fun
>>86305952
What about orcs
>>86306050
lol
anything is better than that ship
>>86306029
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Onion Gang was boring shit. A half-assed slice of life attempt. Animation and character models were OK at least. The fact that I hate Onion didn't help either.
Connie is just a cunt who uses Steven to get in on his world of magic and adventure and doesn't really care about him confirmed.
>>86305895
>"I'm Steven and I've been on exploding spaceships, been beaten up by aliens, stabbed one of my mom's best friends, fallen for miles off a crumbling sky arena, almost died in space but I'm still scared of four little kids hiding in the bushes"
For fuck's sake Steven, isn't it about time you had your undescended testicles checked out?
>>86305652
I had to watch it twice to even understand how I felt about this. I guess if you imagine it's one of the early episodes, it's kind of cute. Grating, pointless, but cute.
>>86305876
jasper's hair in a ponytail is what i need
https://youtu.be/2F8HvKqnp5s
She has a great voice
>>86306003
>thread's over until next summer
Haha ok guys you had your fun
How long is the hiatus? Really?
>>86305899
iirc Steven Universe is supposed to take place roughly in real time.
>>86306039
Might put that on my wall
I'm claiming pearl from you
>>86306077
give me a hug anon, im scared....
>>86306093
I think he did it more for onion than because he wasn't able to actually defend himself
>>86306009
>spoiler
That's something me and my ex used to do. It's been 3 years and I still haven't forgotten that feeling.
Lappy deserves better.
>>86306029
Rewatching Back to the Moon. I'm convinced Pearl's reaction has a deeper meaning.
Also, apparently amethyst didn't know about Pink diamond's shattering, that's interesting.
This new spooky ending theme is fucking with me, what exactly is it?
>>86306103
No one fucking knows, nigger. It hasn't even been officially confirmed.
>>86306087
>Connie is just a cunt who uses Steven to get in on his world of magic and adventure and doesn't really care about him confirmed.
Honestly I don't think that's what they meant but all I could think of throughout Onion Gang was how the writing was really off. That exchange with Connie felt like she really is just in it for the magic. A lot of the jokes involving Steven were probably not supposed to be taken seriously but they still made him come off as stupid.
>>86306137
Corruption song.
>>86306137
Diamond's corruption song.
>>86306125
>Also, apparently amethyst didn't know about Pink diamond's shattering, that's interesting.
Makes sense since Amethyst wasn't alive until after the war, or at least at the end stages of it.
>>86306125
Pearl used to be owned by Pink Diamond
>>86305155
Magical Destiny vs. Childhood fantasy fun
>/sug/ hates Zuke, now
I'm sick of these contrarian fucks. Can't we just LIKE something, for once?
>>86306137
Blue Diamond's voice.
>>86306103
Steven Universe is canceled
>>86306152
Eh I guess. It's strange that Garnet and Pearl wouldn't tell Amethyst anything after knowing her for 4000+ years.
>>86306155
That's what I was thinking.
>>86305952
You don't know what you're missing.
>>86306160
I love zuke
>>86305994
it's not the color, it's the dress
>see also: Rose x Greg
>>86306137
The corruption song. The season will end with the Diamonds unleashing it for the second time, and will wreck the gems on Earth.
Season 5 will be Steven tracking down and de-corrupting his gem friends.
>>86306160
It's been like this forever now, get with the fucking times or get out and never come back.
>>86306160
>zachbrafflookingatdrcox.png
>>86305263
Waiting for the good shit to restock
>>86306125
that's what I was thinking.
I get the feeling she's reeling from the fact that she's keeping secrets. Wanting to be truthful to Steven but wanting to maintain some sort of conspiracy for Rose's sake.
>>86306087
>Connie is just a cunt who uses Steven to get in on his world of magic and adventure and doesn't really care about him confirmed.
this anon is not that wrong
you see, here's the thing, if i was connie and i really cared for steven, i could just told him to join me and we could talk and shit while buying stuff, if you really want to be with someone you'll always find a way to be with him/her, is just my opinion desu
>>86306087
I'll never understand how Connie makes some people on this site irrationally angry
>"She breathed in Steven's direction, she's obviously trying to steal Steven's oxygen Connie confirmed for fiendish oxygen thief"
This is you, this is what you sound like.
>>86304964
>that ending theme
Gem Harvest is gonna be really fucked up, huh?
>>86306027
I'm gonna miss my sanity.
>>86306160
I like that we hate things?
>>86305949
Lars > Jasper
>>86305994
Peridot can't handle her power!
>>86306197
>inb4 Pearl shapeshifted as Rose to shatter PD and that's why she refuses to shapeshift
>>86305994
>tfw Blue diamond lets bloople take turns
>>86306181
How'd she get up on that stool?
>>86306137
are you familiar with the term "ragnarok"?
that's the sound of it
Ideas for what you can do while /sug/ is on hiatus... go
>>86306115
It's nice when you have someone to just be close to like that. My ex was a big cuddler, too.;_;
Lapis deserves the best.
>>86306185
>Season 5 will be Steven tracking down and de-corrupting his gem friends.
Except for the episode "Onion's Pet", in which Steven will have to babysit Onion's snake in a crescendo of whimsical and HILARIOUS gags centering around Onion's oh-so-quirky persona.
>>86305994
>Perifags jumping into every Lapis-related conversation
>always leads to shipping conversations
You and Lapidotfags will always be the bane of /sug/
>>86306244
Kill myself
>>86306029
Fixed it
>>86305634
>spreading false info like a tard
L M A O
>inb4 WHY DIDN'T SHE SAY SHE LIKED MUH WAIFU
She literally talked about how she loved Amethyst and Pearl all the time on her twitter.
>>86306244
>don't bully sugar
>ship grasper
>>86306244
watch AT
>>86306244
collaborative fanfiction
>>86306228
that would be just the fucking worst
i just realized i missed the episode steven's birthday lol
Onion Gang is going to be unfairly judged because it's the last one before hiatus, isn't it?
Well I don't think we'll get a hiatus as bad as the beginning of this year, that was definitely in preparation for SOS. Unless they're planning on doing another massive marathon in the future, I think it'll be about 2 months at most
>>86306185
Season 5 will be completely filled with townie episodes, with guest appearances by Steven. Season finale will mention the gems.
>>86306244
>drink wine
>gossip
It's the Jasper way
>>86306282
The last episode, AND a townie episode? Absolutely.
>>86306244
I'm gonna try and get a girlfriend. If Pearl can do it, why can't I?
>>86306282
i did not know it was the last one and i love townie eps
but this one was pretty shitty and weak
>>86306249
I miss being thebig spoon
Lapis will get what's best for her. I hope so, anyway. I feel like Lapis loves being held.
>>86306267
good show
>>86306244
Live
>>86305994
fuck this degeneracy
>>86306265
She sounds sad. Makes you want to tickle her or something.
>>86306244
Watch animu
I think I'll keep going to the /trash/ thread but I'll say goodbye now
I'm going to go eat
I'll miss everyone that's leaving
>>86306315
Dye your hair pink and steal Pearl's line. If nothing else, you'll find someone who likes Steven Universe.
>>86306244
move a doorknob
sort some coins
dig a hole to bury a box
stare
stare
>>86306321
>being held
>restricting freedom
>>86306265
Oh wow she talks about how she loves the most popular character yet she still says that she doesn't give a shit about anyone else. Great fucking job Zuke, great fucking job.
And that's not even the wrst of all, it's her blatant ship pandering that she does.
>>86306321
I want to be Lapis's big spoon and Jasper's little spoon.At the same time
Now are
WE
sure there's a hiatus?
best gems
>>86306115
>for steven
hnnggghhhhh!!!
my heart cant handle this cuteness!
>>86306160
factual truths
no memeshillary/zukea best,raven/paula worst
>>86306160
I'm personally sick of getting called contrarian every time I dare dislike something that's popular
>>86306360
By something that isn't a giant screaming quartz.
>Ach du meine Sterne!
I think during the hiatus I'll rewatch the series in German.
Last One Out of Beach city is airing here in fucking leafland
Gonna crack a beer and be cool like Pearl
>>86306262
More like ruined it
Why the fuck do the recent episodes make the characters look so off-model?
>>86306381
>fusions
>gems
>>86306397
hey fellow leaf
>we could go to.. the shoow...
I loved Deedee's voice there
>>86306381
best crack ship
>>86306321What I wouldn't give to be the big spoon for Lapis
I think she'd like that too, anon. If not the contact itself, at least the feeling that someone loves her and wants her to be happy.
I'm about to play Pokemon Crystal for the first time. Gimme pokies for these gems to nickname
>Rose
>Pearl
>Garnet
>Amythest
>Peridot
>Lapis
>Jasper
>>86306368
Triple spooning is what I desire most from these two.
Jasper might bite my neck, though.
GARBONZO IS A POKEMON
>>86306376
No
Someone should catch the episode on TV/stream even though it leaked and see if there's an ad or something afterwards
Lapidot is cute!
>>86306397
>Pearl
>cool
>not a nerd
These names and character's are fucking retarded.
>>86305785
>>86305847
I thought the same thing. After all the shit he's gone through recently, I'd think he'd lost enough innocence to know better, but apparently not. Perhaps going through all that stuff has made him hyper sensible instead.
>>86306184
You do rise a good point. Though I don't know, Rose seems to be the only odd one out.
>>86306226
Get back into your bubble, Jasper.
>>86306229
Suddenly the blue court sounds even hotter. Why is the blue court the best?
Its anbu run sasuke!
>>86305876
BLEAGH.jpg
>>86306419
garnets a gem right? so why not the other fusions?
so the only lore we got on this episode was that suitcase sam's still got two good eyes?
Why are they all mute and/or Pokemon?
>>86306207
She really is a selfish insufferable cunt. When was the last time she hang out with him when it wasn't about gem stuff?
Even the way she answered the phone. First thing she did was ask if it's a mission, then when he said it wasn't, she blew him off. Steven doesn't even go to school, he would probably enjoy going back to school shopping like a kid before his first year of school does. That is if that wasn't just an excuse. Now that she has her hooks in Pearl, she doesn't need to butter up Steven anymore.
Steven is a socially inept chubby runt, it's no wonder he's being used exclusively as a gateway to a more exciting life by Connie.
>>86306457
[INTENSE LORE]
>>86306422
I want Malachite to fuck with Alexandrite
I'm deeply creeped out by these random selectively mute kids.
So why is Onion friends with that Undertale kid, a Pokemon and an 1800s black kid?
https://discord.gg/h5P4n
The more the _____.
>>86306438
nope.avi
>>86306241
someone put her there, like in the bar scene in Fellowship of the Ring
>>86306455
>war machine
>gem
>>86306422
>>86306447
>Why is the blue court the best?
>aristocratic court
>best
HAH
>>86304964
So is there rule 34 of Soup yet?
IT'S JUST A PRANK STEVEN
>>86306466
>When was the last time she hang out with him when it wasn't about gem stuff?
Buddy's Book, though she got eager when things turned into gem stuff
>>86306244
Watch Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Watch We Bare Bears
Watch The Loud House
Watch Gumball
Draw Fanart
Draw Lewd Fanart
Draw Original Art
Read Manga
Watch Anime
Catch up on webcomics
Read new webcomics
Ask for comic recommendations but never read them
>>86306388
You can dislike something, just don't be righteous about it.
>>86306426
Just thinking of her leaning into me is hell, itself. You can't just imagine a feeling that warm and not feel a little somber.
>>86306474
Because they all must be equally autistic as Steven and Onion.
What are Garbonzo's stats?
>flasher joke
>>86306466
>When was the last time she hang out with him when it wasn't about gem stuff?
Buddy's Book. So very recently.
>>86306513
Slow and weak as fuck
>>86304964
I'm not sure if it's better to go on hiatus after a bunch of episodes that didn't advance the plot in any way or to have an arc start and then get cut half way
This episode is fucking terrible.
>>86306513
150 across the board. Better than Arceus but worse than Megafug
>>86305155
The three kids left in the end...
>>86306368
but they're both dead
>>86306265
It's obvious that she got juked. Someone got to her. No wonder: she obviously has no experience in being famous prior to this or know how to deal with it.
>THIS FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD FITS IN WITH 4 YEAR OLDS
FUCK THIS. STEVEN YOUS A FAGGOT
>>86306241
It has steps on it man.
Has Steven Universe gone full retard, this episode is dumb
>best friend
>friend
Oh, come on Steven. You've been with her for a year or so.
What's the point of this fucking thread now? There's nothing to talk about! We're on hiatus! We might as well just kill ourselves!
why is steven 2 feet tall in this episode
>>86305612
>another hiatus
Welp. See you guys again never.
>>86306003
I guess I get Meme Dorito. All that Peribooty to myself.
What Gem do you think the temple fusion is?
my guess is Angel Aura Quartz
Is this seriously the last new episode for months?
>>86306504
Is that from Their Story?
IMPORTANT POLL:
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>>86306466
>it's no wonder he's being used exclusively as a gateway to a more exciting life by Connie.
and then jeff comes when connie is bored of steven, connie will show him some moves, y'know?
>>86306244
Going to get back into some hobbies I dropped if /sug/ goes into a long hiatus.
>>86306348
>work with a girl who likes SU
>she called herself a "memer" completely unironically
>she's also non-binary or whatever and brings up her pronouns all the time
>>86306438
>lapedotfag getting off to peridot sleeping while holding lapis' finger as if she were a baby
>>86305721
I didn't even realize Steven fell for the prank until he said so. I thought he was just playing along.
>>86306315
That lip ring looks stupid, but it probably feels nice during blowjobs, or what's more likely 69-ing cunnilingus — it would frig the clit in that position.
>>86306562
>implying you can't just be best friends with a girl if you're a guy
>>86306534
Real shit.
Filler SoL episodes are terrible.
EXPLAIN THIS
>>86306569
So he can more believably interact with these babies.
>"now you're my prisoner!"
>is still imprisoned anyway
>(not) worth it
>>86306544
>he wouldn't snuggle a bubble
>>86306315
So just drop your spaghetti and expect a girl to be into that?
>>86306106
>loving pearl enough to put it up on your wall
>cropped porn
>everybody is free to see your autism
please stop
Hopefully the next episodes don't look so goddamn awful.
>rhinoceros beetle
Connie confirmed to be an insufferable cuntbag who blew off Steven. Why do people like her again?
>>86306610
I liked it. Get over it, faggot, or debate me.
>>86306586
what's her favorite ship
Well. Time to kill myself.
That was a sweet episode, fuck man, come on.
Not "sweet" like "awesome" but like a piece of candy or something.
I'm so glad I didn't watch this episode in front of my parents, they already think this show is retarded enough
>>86306610
You made a poll, voted on it and then posted a screenshot of that.
>>86306604
I thought he was implying that they hadn't known each other long enough to be best friends
It's not the Onions making me cry.
>>86306569
"because fuck you that's why" the crewninverse
>>86306616
Mate I have no shame anymore
straight up
"Mom, can I get a body pillow"
"What's a body pillow?"
>>86306630
I'm not bothered
>>86306627
Shes objectively the worst
>>86306508
Fuck, these are some bittersweet things you're making me think of. I love her so much. Just the thought of her trusting someone that much to let them be close like that. Man.
Fuck this episode. Onion didn't even set anything on fire or anything.
>>86306591
That's the appeal
>>86306576
Yes.
China already has their own big gay bus.
When will Steven Universe get a big gay bus?
>>86306501
>>86306520
>taking the retard to a local library so maybe he gets a hobby and leaves her alone
>already sitting there reading a book by herself a minute later
>gem stuff
>OK, I guess I'll hang out with him
>>86306569
Because the SU crew can't keep shit constant, remember that episode where Rose was only 2 feet taller than Greg, then next episode she's twice his height?
>>86306466
Connie is a douche.
If I was Steven I'd kick her to the curb. She obviously is only using Steven to get some entertainment
>>86306627
Because she friendzoned Steven and the more she causes Steven to suffer the better.
>>86306639
I haven't voted
>>86306097
Even season 1 episodes didn't have him being this stupid. This is really weird.
Steven trying so fucking hard not to say pot head
Mixed feelings about that one.
Liked certain moments but there wasn't enough story-wise to fill up 10 minutes.
>>86305131
+1
>le'ts go with fillers about characters not even the kids following the show care a bout AND IGNORE THE FUCKING PLOT
>>86306003
Rebecca and /sug/ may not give a shit but she's very special to me.
>>86306466
>Steven is socially inept
haha no
the kid's friends with practically everyone in town
for fuck's sake he convinced one of the enemy to defect and another to make peace with life on Earth
if Steven was socially inept the show would be over because the cluster would have blown up
fucking "socially inept"
Well, that was basically every Onion episode ever. It was weird, awkward, and highly uncomfortable.
>>86306609
This is one of the worst Townie episodes. None of the weirdos of Beach City are interesting enough characters without a Gem around. Steven's best quality, and that of the show, is that he is a bridge between the mundane and the fantastic.
>Onion
>Garbanzo
>Pinto
>Squash
>Soup
There's a recipe going on there somewhere...
>>86306586
I feel ya
>have a friend who a month ago brought up how he loves Steven Universe
>we have a half hour discussion about why we like the show
>I ask who his favorite character is, it's Garnet
>he asks mine
>I say Lapis
>... huh? who?
>he hasn't even gotten to Mirror Gem yet
fffffuuuuck
>>86306529
>didn't advance the plot
>implying progress down character arcs isn't progress
Onion Gang was legit useless as an episode though. Take it away from the series and nothing would be lost.
>>86306627
Listen man.
Maybe YOU don't appreciate the intensity of back to school shopping.
But SOME of us GAVE a shit. SOME of us got the LATEST calculators, the THICKEST notebooks, the ERACIST erasers, and we did it by being tougher, stronger, faster than all the other students.
So hey, if you think there's something WRONG with back to school shopping, then maybe you're some kinda maverick, or maybe, more LIKELY, you're a fucking PUSSY.
>>86306660
That made me smile like an idiot.
>>86306646
I fucking love pearl but christ I would never take autism to the point in which I would publically display my obsession - jesus christ mate.
>bodypillow
>
>>86306631
Amedot I think
>>86306674Soup kinda looks like Frisk
>>86306663
she was doing homework, she went to the library specifically to do her homework and invited Steven to come along because he likes to read
>>86305918
ugh
>>86306615
If she already likes you or finds it attractive she'll think it's cute and say so. Might as well try.
>>86306496
But all courts seem to have some sort of aristocracy in some form though, also
>opinions of a bubble
>mattering
Today on Steven Universe
>>86306684
And surprisingly erotic
>>86306684
I actually liked the last one for being exactly that.
This one was just kind of boring.
>>86306663
Connie x Pearl is going to be real in a few years.
What's Zuke's favorite ship again?
>>86306610
You should apply to CTR
>>86306660
>steven universe bus
>not the mayor dewey van
>>86306651
That's the kind of trust that takes at least a year to build up, and two to forget about.
I love Lappy, but she's reminding me more and more of my ex, now. And really don't enjoy this feeling or the thought.
I want to keep her close; keep her warm.
>>86306683
There's a difference between being a friendly child and being socially inept. He's a teen and has absolutely no street smarts. Any moron could trick him or emotionally manipulate him. He also has no idea how to read people or the mood. He is socially inept.
Where were you when Trigger saved Western Animation with a Steven&Connie/Stevonnie episode?
>>86306508
>>86306426
anons are you ok?
light up a bit, as a lapisfag you're making me really sad
>>86306704
I did this
and at some points I've though I've gone insane
eh I'm kinda past that now
I'm just gonna accept my massive autism for pearl
But check this guy out (pic)
edging me on
this is true insanity
I also got this pearl necklace i wear to school because fuck it
(not real pearls, the su one)
>there are /sug/fags how haven't main Lapis as there favourite top gem
>Looking forward to awesome puzzle.
>The boy finds a corner.
>NIGHT FUCKING RUINED!!!
>>86306427
>Rose
Cleffable
>Pearl
Pidgey
>Garnet
Ursaring
>Amythest
Snorlax
>Peridot
Caterpie
>Lapis
Lapras
>Jasper
Arcanine
>>86306710
Why is Woolie punching Lapis in the back?
>>86306722
>dismissing Bismuth
you're in for some serious Bismuth
>>86306733
Place your bets now. Who will Cuck Steven first?!
Will it be Jeff? The up and comer beta male who got his shit wrecked.
Or will it be Pearl? The lesbian who got cucked herself once already. Perhaps she's out for a little revenge on Greg's son.
Well I was expecting a Pearl arc but guess we'll have to wait for another year. See you then /sug/
>>86306689
Are you saying all those things have to be crammed into soup?34 when?
>>86306769
almost as big of a meme waifu as Peridot
real men prefer Jasper
>>86306322
Well this thumbnail was very misleading.
>>86306757
I want to share Jasper's devil AIDS
>>86306771
>>86306704
this incurs many differing
like the pic here >>86306764
>>86306771
but you hold a point maybe I should get more board space
>>86306701
Your post is funny for reasons you probably didn't intend. That sounds exactly like something Connie would say. Without the swearing, of course.
>>86306732
Yeah. Not every episode is a winner. Watermelon Steven was an early example of that.
>Connie would rather not hang out with Steven
Steven should defect to homework side.
>>86306776
>>86306669
Shadman go to bed it is being late
>>86306780
>not dismissmuth
>>86306762
This is the first time I've ever really been sad, and I'm a hardcore Lapisfag.
You'd be surprised by how many times I've been asked "are you okay, anon" just for posting a sad picture of Lapis. I'm just too cheerful for that.
https://discordapp.com/invite/h5P4n
/sug/ discord server
the more the merrier cuckbois.
>>86306385
literally this
>buh muh earthlings
Raven and Paul have good episodes but they also have the fucking shittiest ones
>>86306769
My heart already belongs to a better gem
>>86306789
>implying Jasper would ever
>>86306817
>sad
>lapisfag
So it begins
how much longer until we have to go back to /trash/
>>86306816
>dismiss meth
>>86306783
i dont think i`m gonna make it.
please download me into a usb drive and put none-stop steven universe episodes for me.
>>86306787
Real gay men prefer Jasper
>>86306427
>Awkward Zombie
Does Katie watch this show? I would love to see a strip of SU.
Did the episode already air?
>>86306244
watch JoJo
read JoJo
live JoJo
>>86306615
>tfw once spaghetti'd so hard I immediately lost a girl's number after she gave it to me and then never saw her again
>>86306660
After it gets a sponsored jail
The more I think about this episode, the more I feel like it was a shit episode. Mostly because Steven was being a dipshit the whole time.
>Actually thinks he has no friends
>Actually thought the kid fell on the kid who covered himself in ketchup almost died
>Actually thought the baby had healing powers
Why is Steven so sporadically stupid?
So was this the last episode? Are we on hiatus?
>>86306646
Why would you ask your mom if you can get a body pillow? Just buy it, have it shipped to your house and tell her not to open your packages.
>>86306808
If he had said that Pearl was gonna be there then she would have accepted immediately.
>>86306832
Everyone has bad days, mang. I just choose not to carry those bad vibes over to the next day, unlike most people.
Man I never processed that Amethyst was really going to say "badass" on a kids' show.
It just seemed like a natural thing for her to say "badass", it didn't cross my mind that it was even "censored".
>>86306812
Oh.
How long is the hiatus? And who else is mad we got such a shit episode to start it?
>>86306823
What IS discord anyway? Everyone seems to use it now
>>86306835
Jesus, was that really the last episode of the Summer of Steven? What a weak-ass send off.
>>86306881
because steven is a retarded lesbian
>>86306762
Sorry, anon, it's a combination of impending hiatus depression and reminiscing about my ex. This is unusual for me, actually. I've had my depression under control for a couple years now.I feel like a lot of lapisfags have some sort of sadness always present
>>86306710
Alright I can't take it anymore
Who the fuck is this guy? What is Woolie from?
>>86306902
It's basically a chatroom.
That's it.
jaspearl or bust
>>86306591
haha what if lapis made peri wear a diaper
>>86306903
The last episode of the Summer of Steven was Bubbled you goofball!
So is this episode of Pearl being a dyke old?
>>86306902
Just a chatroom.
>>86305876
Sugar plays Overwatch?
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
>>86306888
lol idk
I did though
I've thought about doing it before but finding a good pearl dakimakura might be difficult
I'd probably have to get it commissioned and that requires work
I gotta find someone I want to draw it
then I gotta consider if I want to spend the money
>>86306922
I thought the regular weekly updates counted as part of the SoS until Fall started.
>>86306881
It's a metaphor/foreshadowing for the show. Jasper is the kid and Steven has healing powers. Don't know what the others mean though
>>86306725
Do you think Onion and friends have ever performed a triple bypass?
>>86305693
10\10
>>86306917
grasper is endgame
>>86306915
"Best Friends Play". They're a Let's Play group. Pretty much all of them were playtesters or worked in the video game industry at one point or another so it's not just a bunch of nerds making jokes over a video game, it's a bunch of of nerds making jokes over a video game with the occasional technical insight.
>>86306932
fall hasn't even begun yet
>>86306684
At least it had Onion crying. Definitive proof he isn't soulless, and one more entry for the cry count.How long until Lapis and Jasper's turn, I wonder.
>>86306780
Well, it's a fact that as long as she's effectively a bubble she ain't doing any bismuth for a while and her opinions don't matter.Since we have to wait regardless, I hope she comes back next season at most. She was great.
>>86306917
There's still hope.
>>86306787
>real men
>jasper
real beta cucks maybe
Steven is a shit
>>86306466
>Steven is a socially inept chubby runt
Oh, I see, you don't watch the show, you're just looking for a place to soapbox.
Jog on m8, there's a cool, refreshing glass of bleach with your name on it.
>>86306914
I used to have crippling depression too. But I've never let it slip back up since I started working. But all this reminiscing isn't doing good things to my health or my heart and the looming hiatus isn't helping, either.
ARE WE ON HIATUS OR AREN'T WE?
END GAME
>>86306517
>Garnet's thumbs-up
>>86305697
Goddamned fandom ruining things for everyone
>>86306000
Showing my best friend Lapis Lazuli to everyone in town dressed in a salmon suit!
Where the fuck is Peridot
>>86306977
ARE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86306915
Part of the Super Best Friends. They play video games, and Woolie is a liar
>>86306800
fuck that go straight to your wall. hang up posters to cover up your pics when other people are over or your mom is home, because I'm just going to assume she barges into or wanders into your room at will at this point.
You should be able to cover your entire wall by your bed like this. Do so or stop posting your tiny board, it is an insult to Pearlfags everywhere
Were all the food names a dragonball callout?
>>86306917
jaspear and bust
>>86307008
WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW SORRY
>>86307010
HULK
DOLL
Gonna ask this before i download the episode.
Is it good SoL or was it just meh?
>>86307008
Stupid fucking Connie poster
>>86306586
>And her name? Albert Einstein.
>>86307008
I sure hope not
>>86307002
Wasting away at the gaybarn where she belongs.
>>86307002
doing something more important than steven is, even though she's most likely not doing anything
>>86307026
trash
>>86306948
>>86306915
Oh, those guys who did the demo of Darkest Dungeons? They're fun, I never bothered to learn their names or anything though.
>>86306914
>>86306817
>I feel like a lot of lapisfags have some sort of sadness always present
as a lapisfag i can confirm this 100%
this hits home, hard
>>86306881
He has healing powers. There's totally noting wrong with having healing powers.
>>86306969
>lives literally disconnected from the real world
>only interactions are small town acquaintances, his father and Connie
>gullible to a fault
>knows nothing about interacting with normal kids his age
He's been living in a bubble all his life. That's why his power manifests this way.
>>86307026
Absolute shit
>>86307026
Was shit.
Connie shows her true colors in that she only wants to hang out with Steven when he's doing gem shit
>>86307026
skip it it's shit
Read old Whomp or Achewood like I am for the rest of the night
>>86307031
Hating Connie is a meme.
>>86306935
I'm sure they've done tons of adult stuff
>>86307053
At least I got over my problems.
Worst thing that can happen now is something else making me sad.
>>86307052
That might be one of the things they did, they did a lot of stuff.
>>86307026
It's one of those episodes that you can skip and you'd have missed out on nothing
>>86307072
Liking Connie is a sign of shit taste.
>>86307026
Don't even bother watching it, I didn't
>>86307045
Just imagine all the gay sex they're having right now.
>>86306667
So you're angry because she... hangs out with Steven... because she has fun with him?
Anon, answer honestly, have you ever had a friend before?
>>86307002
>This episode would have been ten times better with Peridot.
...actually, this SERIOUSLY would have been better with Peridot. How are we supposed to buy the "Steven is the bridge between humans and gems" bullshit if we never see the two worlds interact?
>>86307057
>Disconnected from real world
You must skip every townie episode
>Only interactions are small town acquaintances, his father, and connie
You act like the gems arent a huge family that love him and like he isnt friends with most of the town.
>Knows nothing about interacting with normal kids his age
Hit it off with connie and most people hes met so im sure hes fine.
hamdirt
>>86307107
None, you stupid shipper. Neck yourself
>>86307050
>>86307059
>>86307065
>>86307071
>>86307091
>>86307103
Tis' a shame.
Even if these are lorefags (which i doubt a lot more recently)
I didn't have much hope for it but it sounds like it failed in it's own category as well.
>>86307116
If Steven called Peridot and Lapis on her shitty tablet to check if they wanted to hang out it would've been 100x better
>>86306579
I'm watching it now and I'm actually liking it
>onion walks away in defeat after steven tells him to go away
>comes back and leaps through the screen a second later
I've always wondered how Steven feels about not having any friends his age, aside from Connie who lives out of town and is definitely more than a friend
>>86307082
It was the Thanks Matt! video, the one where their knight went into despair after being healed multiple times by the nun character
>>86307115
No, she hang out with steven because he entertains her. She has no intrest in actually being an emotional supporter or true friend of steven, shes there for gem shit.
>>86307096
Hating Connie is a sure sign of memeing
>people here complain about townie episodes when they don't just skip them like me
I haven't had an issue and this show is just as enjoyable without them.
>>86307107
Canonically impossible, you worthless shipper.
>Fights giant gem monsters
>Has over 10 powers
>Actually got scared and defeated by what were cleary children
Steven Universe a.k.a. how many inconsistencies can we fit in 11minutes
>>86307152
alright
that's nice then
I didn't enjoy it so much though
>>86307165
>Lapis can't shapeshift a sharkpenis and jam it inside petidiots mouthpussy
>>86307107
so much. I'll bet all the soil is soaked six inches down.
>>86305573
kill yourself brad you sperg
>>86307160
I unironically like Connie even though she's not my favorite.
>>86307162
Townie episodes aren't even getting mixed with important character development or lore anymore, it's like they exist in their own shitty void now.
>>86307172
It was meant to be funny anon.
>>86307122
I like the ship but this picture is gross
>>86307141
I don't like townie episodes much either, but it wasn't that bad at all. It was a really sweet episode.
It wasn't bad for what it was. If you like the bonding and relationships aspect of this show, it's a nice episode.
>>86307172
Onion Gang was supposed to air right before SWI or something
>>86307160
It's a good thing the opinion of somebody who likes Connie is worthless, otherwise I might care.
>>86307107
lapidotfag, there's a pint of bleach waiting for you
>>86307190
Except she canand has.
>>86307057
His bubble is for defending others in the first place. That's how he conjures it.
SOOOoooooo
hiatus confirmed?
>>86307053
>lapisfags have depression
>peridotfags are cancerous
>jasperfags are gay and suicidal
>pearlfags and garnetfags have good taste
>amethystfags have shit taste
>>86306930
>YEEEE
>>86307206
They went overboard on Ame's lips
>it's a townie episode
>>86307141
It was bad even by townie standards. That it was the pre-hiatus episode doesn't help it at all either.
>>86307152
There is Peedee, too.
>>86307141
fact: you're a faggot for asking what to expect from an 11 minute episode instead of just watching it.
>>86307072
>liking someone who only uses you to get some entertainment
>>86307152
Holy SHIT onion tears?!
This ending what the fuck
The endings have been really spooky lately what is this leading to
>>86307121
How are you this obtuse? He would be bullied day 1 if he went to a school. He's a 13 year old with the world outlook and body of a child. If not for his gem powers, he'd be fucked at this stage of his life. He just tries to be nice to everyone and is completely confused when their response is more complex than simply positive or negative. Lars wants him to fuck off, but Steven doesn't get it because he won't say it straight.
>>86307148
i was thinking the same?
if he called them, they would've come and do stuff with him
>>86307229
Screw you.
Pearlfags, Garnetfags, and Amethystfags are all top tier.
Why are new episodes such shit lately? The only good episode this month is Last One out of Beach City
>>86307239
technically
Out of townie
>>86307234
That and Peridot looks like she's just sucking on Ame's upper lip.
>>86307229
The difference between Lapisfags and Jasperfags is that when Lapisfags say they're going to kill themselves, they commit
>>86307229
correction
>lapisfags are depressed cancer
>peridotfags are autistic cancer
>jasperfags are gay and suicidal cancer
>pearlfags are pure cancer
>garnetfags have good taste
>amethystfags have shit taste
>>86307216
It's a good thing the opinion of somebody who likes memes is worthless, otherwise I might care.
>>86307196
Nothing wrong with that.
>>86307229
>jasperfags are gay
This is funny because it works either way. Either you're a guy, and you want to bang the most manly gem there is. Or you're a girl and you want to bang what is for all intents and purposes a girl.
Man I wanna FUCK jasper so much.
>>86307172
Onion's crew were meant to be chuuni, but Steven is just retarded.
>>86306963
it is said that a man without the steel in his mind and the passion in his soul cannot comprehend the the the beautiful fire of a real woman.
Lapis is dancing to kids bop.
Jasper is the fire and steel of the tango.
>>86307191
I bet a coat of sweat of feminine fluids cover all the CPH dvd's.
>>86307245
>Asked for opinions before watching it
>Just to see if it's getting good ratings
It would only affect me slightly but i'd still watch it to form my own opinion.
>tmw when cn is hinting at pearl x steven being endgame ship
>>86307096
what about liking Nega Connie
>>86307229
>pearlfags and garnetfags have good taste
I feel bad for the delusional anon. He probably doesn't even know what year it is.
>>86307141
They were trying so hard to be an episode of a Jap SoE about preschoolers that it hurt. They even compromised and stuffed Steven who didn't shut up for a second in there so the children with ADHD don't get bored of the silence, but it still sucked.
>>86307257
>steven has two hot girls who would drop everything to hang out with him and would literally die for him
>he calls lars instead
Why is Steven such a fucking faggot
im not normally one to cry filler but christ was that boring filler
why end with that before a hiatus?
>>86307190
>being so cancerous that he tries to apply human physiology to rocks
>>86307256
>bullied day 1 if he went to school
The most likable person who converted a loyal alien to his side would be bullied. Ok then?
>World outlook and body of a child
you act like all 13 year olds dont act like him
>completely confused when their response is more complex
Yeah and hes been able to rememdy the situation later everytime
>Lars wants him to fuck off
Have you even watched every episode up to this one faggot?
I would rather start the hiatus a week sooner than have a shitty townie episode that isn't even funny or interesting in the slightest.
>>86307294
NOT SO FAST
>>86307294
It's happening
The /ss/neople will rise again
>>86307294
>Quagmire trying to fuck Pearl
>>86307278
>Lapis is dancing to kids bop.
DRAWFAAAAAGS
>>86307313
Because it's better than being the first episode after a hiatus
>>86307294
Holy shit.
This is hilarious.
Is this Twitter, Tumblr, or Instagram?
>>86307280
they have to wipe them with paper towels just to get them to play anymore
>>86307316
Perifags and their shipper counterparts are a lost cause.
Give up on them.
>>86307278
typical beta cuck response, i bet you browse leddit
>>86306915
Game grumps. Some let's play show on YouTube. Everyone here love them for some reason.
>>86307294
They called Ruby and Sapphire BFFs too
HMMMMMM
So, we all agree that jaspearl would be the best option, right?
>>86307312
Steven wants that big twink cock.
>>86307312
Steven is only a year or two younger than Lars, right?
>>86307351
no
kill yourself
>>86307323
This girl is inhumanly tall. Pearl is around 6 ft and that's tall for a girl. This guys like 7ft+, that's freak size for a girl
>>86307294
>BFF
LOL, friendzoned hard.
>>86307351
Of course.
>>86307324
oh god I recently cleaned myself of /ss/
OH NO
>>86307333
Sounds about right. BTW, that's not water that the tank is filled with.
>>86307229
From what I can tell most people on /sug/ are depressed. Lapisfags seem to be the ones who fetishize their depression, much like Lapis herself does.
>>86307294
>>86307345
Lesbian erasure
>>86307313
>the message of summer(summer of steven) being over and your friends(new episodes) leaving going right over /sug/s head like usual
Retard
>>86307316
>girlsharkpenis
>human physiology
>>86307373
Pearl is 5'7"
>>86307354
>tfw no one at SDCC asked for canon ages of any of the humans
>bunch of questions wasted on obvious spoilers
>>86307294
I want that Pearl dress so bad. It hasn't been on stock online in a while and none of my local stores had it. Fff!
>>86307373
inhuman you say?
almost ALIEN!?!?!
>>86307274
this stupid sexy androgynous rock alien literally made me gay
>>86307351
Yes.
>>86307390
this
It was a chill episode to wind down and end on
>>86307351
yes but we'll never get it because it would lower the show's net suffering levels too much
would you, /sug/?
>>86307402
>Ian had to kill at least 6 kids for asking about spoilers
>>86307320
>The most likable person
Ahahahahahaahhahahahaahaaha
Steven would be bullied every day.
>Manlet
>unbelievably naïve
>Fat
>Stupid
He wouldn't survive a week
>>86307388
But they also posted that "when you're taking to someone you like" thing with Pearl and Mystery Girl
>>86307373
Pearl isn't THAT tall. That mystery girl is tall but not inhumanely tall.
>>86307410
That thing is by far and large masculine
You're still straight
>>86307320
You could have just said you have autism. And here I thought I was arguing with you garden variety idiot.
this show made me realize I am attracted to women
>>86307351If Jaspearl is never a thing, I will still be upset if no one ever lays like this in Jasper's hair.
does waifu-ing jasper make me bi?
>>86307373
>Pearl is around 6 ft
Pearl is a womenlet. She is around the lower end of five feet.
Pinky is around 6-6 feet 5inches
>>86307402
>>86307424
Someone should really ask them if there is any plans for Garnet in the future.
>>86307351
the best dead option? yes
>>86307274
>not wanting to be FUCKED by Jasper
shiggy diggy
>>86307340
I bet you have some fascinating political leanings, anon
>>86307229
>pearlfags
>good taste
literally walking freudian punchlines
>>86307351
soon
>>86307452
it makes you a dumbass
>>86307340
>can't feel secure in a relationship without being physically superior to the partner
>calling others beta cucks
lel, projecting much?
>>86307400
>>86307430
Pearl is around 6ft
>>86307454
>womenlet
Not even close.
>>86307427
I havent seen that one
>>86307456
>dark haired Lapis
Wew, my dick
>>86307452
No it makes you a faggot who likes guys with long hair
>>86307419
Is she black or Brazilian?
Why are Pearl fags so bitchy?
You know what I love? How the last episode before the hiatus was objectively the worst episode in the show so far. Just made my fuuuucking day.
>>86307485
>Pearl is around 6ft
>>86307485
State your sources faggot
>>86307448
so much
>>86307485
>Pearl is around 6ft
Unless you have any proof of that you can fuck off retard
>>86307456
>Jasper is still inhuman because whoever did this didnt bother to remove her stripes and gems
>>86307466
Eww, Jasper isn't into this pansy-ass "consensual" bullshit. If they resisted, they're gonna get fisted.
>>86307452
see >>86307274
all jasperfags are gay no matter what gender they are
>>86307533
TATTOOS
>>86307351
Does Amy find Pearl hot? Why else would she slap her ass? She was playing an aggressive and assertive gem who takes what she wants so she figured it would be in character to slap the cutie's ass.
>>86307508
their mothers didnt hit them hard enough
>>86307510
Your tears are delicious anon
Keep crying.
>>86307456
I like everyone in this image except for Jasper.I actually really like it when people give Jasper vitiligo, because I have it myself.
>>86307545
Ame LOVES pearl's little booty. She's been copping feels since season one
>>86305918
yes
https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Peridot-Couch-Audition-Steven-Universe-18
>>86307556
>>>/reddit/
>>86307539
I'll be sure to squirm extra hard then.
>>86307511
>>86307514
>>86307525
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/2cjz46/how_tall_is_pearl/
This guy makes a good argument, and you guys haven't stated a single fact either. She's definitely not a womenlet.
>>86307497
what if you imagine jasper with striped pec tits and large orange labia underneath her suit
>>86307576
>I bet
>I'm assuming
>assumed
Not even going to read any more.
>>86304964
THICC
>>86305423
Gem monsters are drawn to the Crystal Gems
Putting Steven in an actual school would endanger him and everyone nearby
>>86307556
Honestly I don't get why they didn't just end on Last One out of Beach City. At least they'd be ending on a high note. This was just insulting.
Well /sug/, we've got likely somewhere between this weekend and next Thursday before the mods banish us to /trash/ again.
How will you be spending your last few blue board days before the hiatus tears us all apart?
>LAST
>>86307475
>An Earth organism with 8 legs, creates webs for ambushing prey, and is venomous? Impressive.
>>86307576
>posting a reddit link
Lol
You need to go back. Unless you have a source from a creator stating her height I'm going with around 5 feet and mystery girl at 6 feet.
>>86307563
i want to see someone with vitiligo cosplay human jasper
you should consider cosplaying human jasper
>>86307390
nah your just reading way too far into it, they introduced 4 characters who will likely never come up again, 3 of which they didn't bother giving voices, its a stupid filler episode about Onion that will probably never even be referenced again
there is no deep message here and if there was suppose to be its terribly delivered since we aren't invested in any character in this episode
>>86307609
>a fucking Steverino
>It's okay to kill a bunch of rubies
>It's not okay to kill a bug
STEVEN
>>86307571
>all episodes have to pander to me and my personal tastes
>>>/tumblr/
It was a cute enjoyable episode.
>>86307545
Amethyst has a crush on Pearl but it's not serious enough for her to want to date her.
>>86307589
Just like how you're assuming she's a womenlet
>>86307613
>muh scary readlet
Un;ess you have a source from the creator stating she is around 5 feet then I'm with around 6 ft.
>>86307615I would but I'm a twig and I'm pretty pale so my vitiligo isn't even that noticable. My hair, eyebrows and eyelashes keep turning white though. I'm getting there, I guess.
>amethyst will never touch your boney flat ass
>>86307634
>If you don't like the episode you're crying!
Once again, redditor, you need to go back: >>>/reddit/
>>86307294
pearlven is alive after all
>>86307576
>using relative height quantitatively in a show where designs shift all the time
Unsubscribed, downvoted, dropped.
>>86307621
Speaking of which. Why the fuck are the crew putting so many one off characters in the recent episodes? It's so fucking stupid! They could be using these precious frames to progress the story, or the emotional arcs of people we actually give a shit about!
>>86307390
>Implying Last One out of Beach City didn't have the exact same message, just as an addition to actually being a meaningful episode.
Onion Gang was utterly, completely, totally redundant.
Pearl is a lanklet. She's taller than Greg who's already of average size.
>>86307351
>tfw Amy will never train herself by shapeshifting into a perfect quartz form and holding it as long as she can eventually becoming bigger and more muscular in her normal form
>tfw we're stuck with a tubby midget because muh fat acceptance
>>86307679
Will Onion date Garbanzo or Squash?
>>86307653
anon you are giving me the worry
are you sure you're not dying
>>86307601
I'm going to be busy doing shit until mid-october so I don't mind a hiatus
If SU doesn't come back by the end of the year I have other stuff to keep me occupied anyway
>>86307312
>Why is Steven such a fucking faggot
beats me
>>86307646
>you're assuming she's a womenlet
Except I'm not. So do you have anything to actually back up your claim?
>>86307679
>Episode Character focuses per season
>Garnet (ones that count also as Ruby & Sapphire episodes in parenthesis):
5(1) 8(2) 1(1) 1(1) = 15(5)
>Amethyst:
5 4 5 0 = 14
>Pearl:
7 5 1 1 = 14
>Lapis:
3 1 4 0 = 8
>Peridot:
2 7 5 1 = 15
>Jasper:
2 1 4 0 = 7
>Greg:
6 3 2 0 = 11
>Connie:
6 5 2 1 = 14
>Townie (ones where gems other than Steven have a role in parenthesis):
11(6) 6(5) 6(2) 4(3) = 26(15)
We generally seem to get around 6 purely townie focused episodes per season (remember that S1 is twice as long as the others).
So far we've gotten like 4 in a row.
It could well be that they're getting all the townie stuff done early this time so we can go back into a crazy ride like the Barn shit that ended up taking basically all of S2.
>>86307601
(Just finished the episode)
But i genuinely hope Gem Harvest is the actual last episode, because this is not something i feel comfortable going to hiatus with.
>>86307679
What if they're doing this because some nasty stuff is to come? Giving us a big buffer zone beforehand.
>>86307665
It's sad that Pearl is stuck with Connie's and Amy's sloppy thirds in the best case scenario now. But realistically, Steven little ass will be stretched by Garnet's fusion dick before Pearl gets her chance. She'll be lucky if he even feels her in him after that.
Why are Quartzes such sluts?
Steven's attitude towards the kids was reflective of the vibe of the episode in general
There was no strong emotions from him, just mellow amusement and melancholy
I'm gonna miss summer. God this event was fun, would go swimming or whatever and have a new Steven ep waiting for me almost every night. This has to be the most amount of stuff that's happened in the shortest amount of time in this show's run, and I'm honestly pretty relieved to be let off the hook with SU for awhile.Time to stop being a neet and move on
>>86307705
No, no, don't worry, vitiligo is totally non-fatal.I mean, you can get thyroid problems sometimes, but I've been tested for that and I'm fineI just got unlucky enough to get it on my face and head, and they can't treat any hair that gets affected.
>>86307738
An anon has pointed out 4 or so of Garnet's "focused" episodes aren't really focus and were just reinstating what she does all the time.
It left them with only half of her episodes being something that she genuinely learned something new and gained something from it.
Same for R&S, they may have focus but only two of their episodes really helped them developed.
>>86307758
It's like Steven Floats and how happy Steven was to be back home and all the things he was looking forward to
>>86306244
to finish that goddamn script I've been working on in the past 8 months.
>>86307755
>and lapis
What ifherpenis gets in the way?
>>86307497
shouldn't you be on /d/ right now
>>86307738
Who's the completely retarded writer who thinks people actually want townie episodes? At least Connie episodes are explained by them wanting to add a character for the little girls in the audience to self-insert as, but who the fuck likes townie episodes?
>>86307793
It won't since girls don't have a penis.
>>86307786
Lapis is a monster slut.
>>86307793
>S.'s dong
Pearl will take care of it.
>>86307730
I already backed up mine with the only thing closest to proof possible, and it makes sense. And you regarded it. Where's your proof to support your headcanon
>>86306978
I hope YD has a monster form.
She just starts growing and sprouting stuff and wrecking shit.
>>86307809
You've backed up your head canon with head canon. Unless you have something solid then stop treating it as fact.
>>86307793
How could it possibly get in the way? It will only enhance whatever you're doing.
>>86307772
Actually, I'm probably that anon.
Garnet/Ruby/Sapphire:
>Arcade Mania
>Secret Team (kinda)
>Future Vision
>The Message (kinda)
>Jailbreak
>Love Letters (kinda)
>Keeping it Together
>Keystone Motel
>Friend Ship
>The Answer
>Know Your Fusion (kinda)
Those were the ones, right?
Those are just for ones where shit is really learned/development is made though.
Garnet gets focus time when nothing is really learned for her. I don't think anyone would say that Mindful Education or Garnet's Universe don't count as Garnet episodes, but she doesn't learn anything in them.
A lot of the other episodes are similar, where it has some focus on a Gem, but the one developing/learning is Steven.
>>86307141
Yeah, it wasn't a good townie ep either.
>>86307447
fine choice, anon.
>>86307755
I was surprised that Garnet and Pearl didn't get in line to fuse with Steven after Smokey Quartz proved he can fuse with a Gem. They are probably saving that for some dramatic battlefield moment.
I think I know why I hate season 4 so much so far.
Barely any episodes are using the setting at ALL. Kindergarten kid: Peridot makes a bunch of traps by hand. Know your fusion was just trash. Buddy's book was alright. Mindful education is arguably the best, but Future Boy zoltron, Last one out of beach city, and this one are just characters being COMPLETELY normal.
Not trying to be mean to the craetors of the show, but they're pretty bad at at creating "normal episodes" I'm going to call Kindergarten Kid an outlier because that was just wtfbad, but I think Steven Universe filler eps are really good when they either: A) Use a magical theme to impact it (Steven and Stevens or too many birthdays) or are B) Just consistently funny and light hearted (The halloween one comes to mind, can't remember name)
This episode was litterally just steven running around with children. No real attempts at jokes, no real dialogue, no using powers to solve a problem, just run around with kids.
Last episode was just Pearl driving in a car and acting out of character, best part was the argument about her license becuase it was funny and relates to the weird setting.
Future Boy Zoltron was funny for the first couple of minutes, but then just turned into "feeelsfeeelsfeels look at these two characters suddenly just super gay".
These aren't fun to watch anymore, you can throw in the "feels" and still be light hearted and funny (Lars and the cool kids, the halloween one) but these new eps are just terrible writing in comparison to the old ones. The only ep that tried to be a funny filler was Know your Fusion, but personally that just fell flat in every aspect.
>>86307799
>Who's the completely retarded writer who thinks people actually want townie episodes?
Rebecca Sugar
>>86307814
Does corruption actually make gems stronger? At least physically? Jasper certainly looked more imposing. But then again she kicked Garnets ass as a gem and got poofed by the green meme ayylmao in her corrupted form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw
>>86307799
>Who's the completely retarded writer who thinks people actually want townie episodes?
Rebecca Sugar, Ian JQ, Kat Morris, Joe Johnston, Matt Burnett, and Ben Levin. plus none of the boarders mind either
Imagine Lapis
>>86307907
I think so, something to do with retard strength.
>>86307514
http://66.media.tumblr.com/70e17cd3c6b9b9b2793dc76d040e5def/tumblr_obpedjn1z21tpipk1o3_1280.png
>>86307543
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqSkC0EUsAEDMl-.jpg:orig
>>86307799
There are some good townie episodes.
It's just they don't happen very often, the mediocre ones sometimes spawning memes and the bad/meh ones being forgotten forever.
>>86307907
Not really confirmed yet.
So far it just makes them more versatile in some states of the corruption but overall no signs of really being buffed up has been confirmed in show.Jasper's case is iffy though as Garnet may or may not have taken a pretty big hit to finish the battle early
>>86307886
>Steven is immediately made to pull a fusion train right after his gem fusion cherry was broken
Hot. Maybe Garnet is only into fit midgets and Pearl is too worried what fusing with Rose's gem might do to her.
>>86307886
>>86307948
From a story perspective it'd be way too sloppy to just get all their fusions done one by one.
But essentially Steven has probably started a long line of him fusing with his Crystal G(uardians)ems
>>86307887
Peridot cannot into traps. It's canon.
>>86307340
>thinking that jasperfags want to be dominated.
>this fag ain't man enough to make Jasper hopelessly and completely his.
The love of a weak woman is worth nothing, the only thing stronger than your woman should be you. Anything less is not worth having.
>>86307984
>thinking that jasperfags want to be dominated.
>thinking they don't
oh honey. Many of us want Jasper to beat us into the ground.
>>86307973
>From a story perspective
True, but in Alone Together, they were practicing fusion like it was no big deal.
>>86308001
Back when I was still a Jasperfag, I wanted to beat HER into the ground.
Wow, that episode was fucking terrible. This may be the second or third time an episode was so cringe-worthy I actually stopped watching it.
I didn't want to say it, but season is complete shit.
>>86307656
But she did Pearl
>>86307984
Wtf caveman
>>86307886
What would Rose say if she knew that her friends would gang-fuse her 14 (but looks 10) son?
>>86307984
you aren't a true jasperfag if you don't want jasper to punch your face in and rip your spine out of your ass with her bare hands before crushing you into a ball and hitting you into space with it as if you were a baseball
>>86308010
But unfortunately that predates Steven's first fusion by a year.
Although it did bring the possibility of Steven fusing with the gems to fruition so i can't say that wasn't well played on their part.
>>86308023
And that's disgusting.
>>86308037
I didn't watch kindergarten kid for a while, but thought it looked funny through gifs.
Then I watched it and I..yes.. cringed at certain scenes that were so unfunny or fell flat
Steven and Pearl fusion is what I look forward to the most.
>>86307975
She trapped them in an old spacecraft and blasted them with lasers. It would have worked on less agile gems.
new thread when
>>86308065
To who, another Jasperfag? What do I care, it's what I'm into.
Why is Luigi a black girl?
>>86307984
>>86308001
I'd put her in bondage and make her endure me licking every muscular inch of her body.
>>86308082
page 11
>>86308069
like which scenes?
>>86308060
Jasper is tired of beating enemies up
She wants to bottom in the bedroom
>>86308082
When we hit page ten.
Have some complimentary strange Pearl noises while you wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnPzqL8eOrs
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME SU POV SMUT TO READ
>>86308100
jasper only subs for sadistic overpowered water witches
>>86307502
Probably Brazillian
>>86308099
The frog tongue scene
The bouncing animation
How the campfire scene could not generate feels
From what I remember
>>86308069
I don't give a shit about the humor. Kindergarten Kid was good becuase it was plot material. This was just townie trash. Unfunny, pointless, actively embarrassing townie trash.
I don't want to watch a show about steven hanging around with a bunch of mid-functioning autistic children.
>>86307755
>It's sad that Pearl is stuck with Connie's and Amy's sloppy thirds in the best case scenario now. But realistically, Steven little ass will be stretched by Garnet's fusion dick before Pearl gets her chance.
I... I didn't know how much I needed this before now
>>86308128
And diamonds of a pinkish hue
>>86308131
>Brazilian
>no bulge
lol, sure buddy.
>>86307294
>BFF
Did Pearlvenfags just get BTFO?
>>86308131
then yes, I'd hit thatsince she can't get pregnant yuk yuk
>>86308158
you got it baby
>>86308144
>fucking JASPER fuses with Steven before Pearl does
>>86308138
>I don't give a shit about the humor. Kindergarten Kid was good becuase it was plot material
how have you endured this show for this long
>>86308169
No, Connieverse fags did considering that Connie was supposed to be his BFF. I guess blowing him off to go shopping for pens had consequences.
>>86308138
Humor is important and when it fails it makes rewatches painful
Kindergarten kid > onion though yes
>>86308039
this is why mellinial "men" can never truly have a woman, they'll always just be "with" her, she will never be theirs.
We joke. But fusions are sex for the gem race and are literally porn for absorptionfags. Sucrose has found a way to legally show kids fetish porn.
>>86308192
>Connie blew off Steven to go blow Jeff
>>86308192
tfw Pearl steals Steven from Connie which causes Connie to want revenge on the Crystal Gems and turns her and Rose's sword down the path of evil, making her the badass human villain su fans have always wanted
>>86308210
Expecting and wanting a woman to actually be physically stronger than you means you have latent homosexual tendencies
>>86308178
>Pearl is fusing with Steven after Garnet and Jasper
>Rainbow Quartz: "Huh? Did we even fuse? I didn't feel a thing, Pearl."
>>86308171
She can, the baby would just come out with a tiny head. He would never be accepted by Steven Universe's world
>>86308244
>Deleting an image this late
>>86308251
KEK
>>86308060
Jasper would never want to even touch a sniveling wretch such as you. The strong are meant for the strong.
>>86308210
because romantic partners aren't supposed to view each other as objects that belong to each other
>>86307008
The answer to your question is currently on Hiatus™. Check back in a couple months for a more up to date response!
>>86308275
i don't expect Jasper to love me i just want her to beat me up
>>86308079
As her kindergarden traps would have worked on a less cunning roadrunner. Don't defend her, it's a fucking karma.
>>86308275
Jasper would touch anon are you kidding
It will end in death, but there will be contact
>>86308277
Yes they absolutely are. You belong to each other that's how it works. Anything less is an open relationship.
http://img05.deviantart.net/3abf/i/2014/272/2/7/art_trade__pearl_s_paunchy_predicament_by_sidkid44-d8101hp.jpg
>>86308324
t. my fedora
>>86308247
>wanting a woman
>homosexual
lol, nice sources on that research Dr. Dipshit MD. Why don't you project harder. Are you also threatened by intelligent women or women who earn more than you? Wouldn't want them to either lead or support the household, would we? What do you have as a man if you don't have that? Oh, that's right — you can lift heavier things than your woman can, that should help you feel adequate at least.
>>86308324
leddit you were told to leave
>>86308324
Perma-virgin detected
>>86308349
Why are you such a scrawny manlet that a woman can overpower you?
I want jasper to FUCK me with her mouth because she doesn't have any reproductive organics you fucking dweebs
>>86308082
When the hiatus is over.
This is it guys. After this we're banished to /trash/.
>>86308325
i'm not shocked anymore, give me peridot in a diaper
>>86308325
Give me Jasper in a diaper
>>86308349
If a woman can lift a milk carton, she's too strong!
>>86308272
I didn't delete an image though. Someone else did.
hiatus is starting
so long fuckers
>>86308325
Give me Lapis in a diaper.
>>86308374
fuck that
if we're getting sent to /trash/ i'll just go to infinity chan's /sug/ instead
>>86308373
i want jasper to fuck me in the ass with her giant sausage sized fingers
>>86308374
WE GO UNTIL THE MODS BAN ALL OF US
THEY CANNOT BAN ALL OF US
Seriously, there's 159 posters in here, we're here to stay now.
>>86308406
>All these threads and I choose to enter one I hate.
>>86308406
Fuck you
Give me corrupted Jasper taking a corrupted shit in her diaper while you're on your way out
>>86308001
>mistaking shitposters for like minded anons.
The problem with taking entertainment from shitposting, is that fools will mistake you for good company.
>>86308418
Jasper's fingers are the greatest thing
>one orange hand
>one ketchup hand
>>86308406
Q'PLA
>>86308368
6.2 feet tall, bench 200 pounds. My fetish are amazons. Not everyone is an insecure fag like you, so for the third time: stop projecting.
>>86305164
Steven was also clearly confused and afraid being surrounded by creepy kids in masks, and didn't just bubble himself or jet out of there with a super jump.
Neither of these are violent actions. For someone who spends his life fighting and running from monsters, his ability to handle things slightly threatening or out of the ordinary this episode was way below par.
SU doesn't actually have all that much in the way of filler episodes, the first season was pretty good about using the slower episodes to expand on the setting or characters. But this was basically a nothing episode.
>>86308406
Hiatus began the moment we got two Connie episodes in a row
>>86308445
>wanting Jasper to beat the fuck out of you makes you a shit poster
Leave. Leave and never return.
>>86308247
no, dear anon, she only need be stronger than you.
The pleasure of being physically and mentally superior to other men is all the sweeter when, not only can i break you, my woman can break you.
>>86308247
Anon, to keep a strong woman you must be stronger, you must win her, she is on my arm because I won.
>>86307799
Townie episodes are mostly a problem of context, people who binge the series seem to enjoy them
>>86308277
"In the name of God, I, (name), take you, (name), to be my husband/wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish all the days of my life. This is my solemn vow."
He takes her, he own her.
She takes him, she owns him.
This is the depth of commitment to each other.
>>86308483
>thinking it doesn't
perhaps you should leave.
>>86308297
>>86308312
No anon, such filthy work is suited only for a ruby. She would never touch you.
eggs
>my best friend Connie
>best friend
They didn't even need to make him say "my girlfriend Connie" but come the fuck on, just have him say "Connie."