>Spiderman and Captain america stoped fighting literally because

>>86301429
So are you stupid or did you not see the movie? The "Queens/Brooklyn" thing happened after they were done.

>>86301429
You seriously gotta be retarded to even think this and post this,even as a joke.But I'm not mad I do not take the bait.You and people like you are the very reason this board feels like shit most of the time.

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They stopped fighting for about 45 seconds because of that

Hostilities didn't cease

I really this is probably just bad bait, but my shoulder is itchy and typing something helps it feel better

You are an idiot

>>86302363
>Happens 45 seconds into the backyard airport scene
>"Dude nuh uh its at the end"

Retard.

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>>86301429
>stopped fighting because they live in the same area
>Spidey having an ASM33 moment
>Cap not wanting to be an asshole/child murderer by further pummeling him

Nah.

>>86302431
So stupid then, because you can't read.

>>86301429
>Spiderman
>america
>stoped
>literally
>LOL
don't be mean /co/, he's obviously a special needs baby

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NE...NEW YORK

SAVE NEWW YORKK
QUEENS

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>>86302690
Dank.

Civil war was shit tho.
Good thing it underperformed, maybe marvel will start making good movies again.

>>86302512
>gets proven wrong
>nuuuuh ur just stupid

>/co/ responds
why

>>86301429
Yeah, they're New Yorkers.

New Yawk pride is a real thing.

>>86302480
but none of that was ever explicitly shown or said by anyone, in fact Cap has never had a problem with murdering anyone before.

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>>86302728
>Avengers 2.5
>Highly anticipated
>$400 million budget
>Featuring Spiderman


>Makes less than ironman 3

Back to the formula fiege

>>86302512
Still retarded LOL

>>86302798
>gifted teen hired by his team mate
>lel keel heem

as if.

>>86302859
>team mate
>literally the head of the opposite side thats fighting him
wew lad

>>86301429
Are you still butthurt your movie was shit, DCfag?

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>>86302807
>>Makes less than ironman 3
DELETE THIS

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>>86302480
Age between tony and Steve is 80
Age between peter and Steve is 60

So why is it okay for him to beat tony to a pulp and not Spiderman? HMMMM faggot?

Heh, Brooklyn.

>>86302901
The whole battle turned very, very sour when Rhodes was critically injured.
Before that, the most aggressive acts they knew their fellow Avengers they could handle were
>Viz lasering the ground
>Ant-Man tossing Cap a shrunken petrol van (which he had mistaken for a water truck)

>>86302935
>your movie was shit
(not true, by the way)

>>86301429
They stopped fighting because the fight was over. Fuck, why am I responding. How did I get here.

>>86302962
You are of course deliberately forgetting that Cap spend most of his "life" as Capsicle and did not age or learn new things during that time.
Steve and Tony are basically the same age.
Peter and Steve are not.

>>86302935
Insecure much you company waring cuck?

Civil war was a shit joke. Deal with it.

>>86302975
>floundering and making irrelevant points

jesus christ marvel drones are retarded, none of what you said disproves that Tony is Cap's enemy in Civil War or that Cap has ever been against killing. The Cithuari could have been children/teen aliens, but he didnt stop to check before killing them. He didn't stop to see if the masked mook/nazis were teens before killing them. Cap has always been a murderer, and in fact fights brainwashed Zemo teenagers in his Dimension Z arc.

>>86301429
The fight went on.

Did you not watch the whole movie?

>>86301429
They weren't literally trying to murder each other out of misplaced hatred like in BVS, retard.

>>86301429
Pete was at that point not an issue. Cap had him pinned down. He jogged off to deal with someone else who wasn't currently being crushed by a building.

There is a general low-level animosity between people from different parts of New York. Pete saying he was from Queens and Cap saying he was from Brooklyn was basically Cap going "Hah, fuck you kid."

>>86303043
>>86302975
er not Zemo, but Zola


>>86303010
it happens 45 seconds into the fight numb nuts

>>86301429
It's a Murrican thing I guess.
They love gangs and affiliating themselves with every little or big group they can.

>>86302798
>lol Cap would have murdered a teenager who was recruited by his friend lol take that MCuck

>>86303010
>>86303048
Hahahahaha civil war fans don't even know what's going on in their filler forgettable flicks

>>86303090
well where does it show that he wouldnt?

>>86301429

Cap is tactical enough to realize there's no way in hell that he can defeat somebody as strong as Spider-Man

Spider-Man looks up to Cap

Spidey only fought Cap because Tony asked him to

>>86303109
....because he's a decent person?

Do we you literally have have it spelled out to you onscreen that he wouldn't murder a heroic teenage boy?

>>86303043
We're talking movies here you nincompoop.
MCU Steve has never killed a human child and neither has the inclination to do so.
None of the Avengers have killed children (Well, Natasha might, and Hulk might inadvertently).
The battle of Leipzig airport was only to incapacitate the opposition and bring them to justice, not to wipe them out.

>>86303043
MCU Cap and comic Cap are extremely different.

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>>86303090
>Yes, he had no problem with killing all those mooks
>Bucky paying for all those atrocities
>Teammate getting Rhodes paralyzed
>Beating said best friend into a pulb

>Harming this kid will surely be too hard for him XD

>>86303213
I'm not saying he wouldn't if he had to, I'm saying he didn't because he didn't want or need to.

Stop doing mental gymnastics.

>>86303225
The worst part are people defending OP without realizing he's a troll.

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>>86303164
Yes, tell me about how tony has never killed innocent children with his missiles or during the events of age of ultron.

The marvel universe is so inconsistent, and yet consistently shit.

>>86303092
But I didn't like it.

>>86303213
>Yes, he had no problem with killing all those mooks
Mooks are mooks and on the side of EEEEEEEEVIL
>Bucky paying for all those atrocities
Well therein lies the moral conflict of the MCU's Civil War
>Teammate getting Rhodes paralyzed
Viz firing a beam at Falcon only for Falcon to do a barrel roll with Rhodes getting in the way was more of an honest mistake and Viz shouldn't have fired.
>Beating said best friend into a pulb
>pulb
After warning him several times to stand down. And then only to defend himself - he incapacitated him by smashing the ARC reactor, so that Tony was left floundering around in his tin can. He did not kill him, nor had he the intention to, as opposed to Tony, who shot Bucky's cybernetic arm off and was going to disembowel him like the king mook in IM3.

>>86303258
>Stop doing mental gymnastics.
>Implying DCucks will ever stop
They have an entire movie based around mental gymnastics, stop holding your breath.

>>86301429
>retarded assblasted dckek makes a retarded post

well, i don't even have to refute you

>>86303213
>Good guy kills Nazis

WOAH STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES HOLY SHIT

This totally means he'd murder a teenager for no reason whatsoever!

Seriously what the fuck is your logic

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>Start fighting because of edited HD VHS footage

So we all agree the comic was better right?

>>86303425
>So we all agree the comic was better right?
Literally no one ever thinks this, even DCucks.

>>86303330
>Yes, tell me about how tony has never killed innocent children with his missiles

Wasn't that his whole motivation in IM1?

>>86303021
>insecure
>tries to force the "Civil War was bad" meme
>meanwhile everyone ridicules BvS as the joke it is

You know, I'm a massive DCfag but I don't care, go on, call me a Marvelcuck, I don't fucking care. DC movies are a disgrace.

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>>86303424
>Good guys kill

I suppose you think Isis is good too huh?

>>86303381
>>86303459
>>86303503
Damn, probably al one insecure fanboy.


Enjoy you slowed down homage lol

>>86303503
Yea I want both to be good and not just have it be lopsided disaster.

I'd be a great world for both to have really successful Franchise.

>>86303503
Yikes! You're so obvious.

>>86303330
Let me spell it out to you:
>in-ad-ver-tant-ly
After all one half of the conflict was about the casualty rate of their missions, kicked off by Laos, but they never set out to kill innocents.

And it's better storytelling than
>Luckily, the area Batman and Superman are now fighting Doomsday in is an abandoned financial district. Back to you, Susan.
>Thanks, Tim. The battle has now shifted to Bumfuck Island, which is also conveniantly abandoned.

>>86301429
>Batman and Superman stopped fighting literally because their mothers share the same first name
I can do it too, OP.

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>We live in a world where marvel fans result to calling someone who calls out civil war a "DCuck"

The MCU fanbase has the biggest persecution complex.

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>>86303625
>>86303702
>B-but DC!!

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAHA

>>86303761
Okay?

>>86303424
>All ww2 german soldiers were nazi's
When will this meme end?

>>86303709
>The MCU fanbase has the biggest persecution complex.

he said, posting in a thread by a DC fan with a huge persecution complex

why do people here like hating movies popularly perceived as good, while defending movies generally seen as bad?

The DCEU sucks am I right fellas?

>>86303877

Most people here are teens or early 20 somethings still trying to establish their sense of identity. They conflate disagreement with free thought and assume that one must be the other, so disagreeing with what is popular is, to them, a showing of how smart and special they are. Really, they're just contrarian, which is as invalid a mode of thinking as mindless conformity because it is just mindless conformity with a negative direction.

>>86302798
>but none of that was ever explicitly shown or said by anyone
Spoon feeding hand holding meme goes here.

>>86303877
Contrarian hipsters.

Marvel is like McDonalds. It's cheap and basic.

It's not deep, it doesn't require taste nor intelligence.


Don't analyze the movies

>>86304047
>p-people liking it means it's STUPID

>>86303213
Look, one thing is killing nazi kids on the western front but another thing is killing american kids

>>86304247
this is true, Americans are worse

>>86303153
he had no problem murdering everyone else he murdered, how do we known none of the Cithuari or the masked hydra agents were teenagers?

>>86303164
>>86303186
so you are admitting that the MCU isn't faithful to the comics then?

>>86303702
lol no, did you miss the whole thing Lois having to explain to Batman that Superman has a normal mom and that she is his girlfriend.


How can you be THIS dumb?

>>86303625
>not explaining that a superhero didnt accidentally kill anyone is better than explaining it

wew lad, MCdrones just cant quit

>>86301429
No, they stop fighting because the fight was over.
Cap wasn't trying to beat Team Iron, he was trying to get to Siberia.
Spider-Man had his hands full and left Cap to get one step closer to getting to the Quinjet

>>86302790
YOU MESS WIT' ONE OF US YOU MESS WIT' ALLUVUS

>>86303371
>all these mental gymnatistc

>>86303392
>I dont have an argument so ill just pretend im above it!

>>86303856
>someone has to be a DC fan to have problems with Civil War!

>>86302768
>gets proven wrong
That never happened though. Cap stopped because he had already kept the kid busy by making him hold up the walkway, and he was only trying to clear a path to the quinjet, not kill him. It happened after they were done. I wouldn't think this would need explaining, but clearly you're not smart enough to understand the subtleties of easily accessible popcorn films.

>>86304091
>I can't tell you how my movie isnt cheap or basic but goddamn it I know I'm right!

>>86304569
This comment chain was started by
> The "Queens/Brooklyn" thing happened after they were done.

But there is plenty of evidence showing that it didnt happen after the fight was done, it was still going.

That has NOTHING to do with Cap's motivation or what he was trying to accomplish.


Jesus christ, learn to read you fetus.

>>86303109
The whole movie. Cap only kills people like HYDRA, Loki's terrorists, and Crossbones' thugs. He's shown restraint before when he thinks someone is just being mislead, even the STRIKE team in the elevator scene before he knew they were HYDRA, as they appeared again with injuries later in the film.

>>86303014
Isn't Steve for the most part 19-20 years old?
Tony was in his mid teens in 91. So to be as loose as possible, let's say he's 13.
So if Civil War takes place in 2016, Tony is pushing to his 40s

>>86304615
>The "Queens/Brooklyn" thing happened after they were done.
Yeah, I was agreeing with that statement. The two combatants were done fighting, because Cap got an opening and left. Spider-Man ended up getting out of it, but not fighting Cap again, who by that point was already bolting for the quinjet, and he had Giant-Man to contend with.

>>86301429
Retard detected.
How such a stupid scene in a popcorn film can go beyond your comprehension is amazing. You should make more threads OP, i want to screencap more.

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>>86302962
>So why is it okay for him to beat tony to a pulp and not Spiderman?
I wonder, maybe because Spider-Man has no experience in a real fight and was going to subdue while Tony was clearly attempting to kill when they fought?
>that beautiful sound whenever Iron Man's armor is struck
It's like the ringing of the liberty bell.

>>86303513
This is after-school-special tier morality
If you think ISIS is bad, what are we supposed to do about them? Just wish in their general direction that they'll stop?

Yes, good people sometimes kill. They kill when confronted with people like ISIS or Nazis actively trying to destroy innocents. They do it when there is no other way. That does not mean they murder teenagers when they mildly get in their way. It shouldn't be that hard to understand this distinction.

>>86304494
I did, the movie made slept of me in Turkey.

In the movie, oniric face man threw the cape down with bone troll

How ehen ginger women know Shelley monster made?

What about baronial? Didn't he die in Tough Metal Man?

Fink used a gun, right?

What about the garden?

Did earth rise on Earth?

His mind awake or body asleep? How did Sparky come?

i w4nt my dicky suk.

Africa.

Africa.

Africa.

I've neen beaning to fuck ouy in the garden.

THE garden?

MARCUS.

MARCUS ES EN HORTO!

What?

No, what the fuck?

ad
btdhb
dbg

Boris.

Sinne

Snikt Bubcanuck.

Eroom

Elbmessa Sregneva

Nosirrom

It isn't working.

MARCUS!

GARDEN.

Rehcsielf

Help

HELP

FUCKING HELP!

I'm sorry

We had it coming

A naked lady walks into a bar with a three foot salami in one arm and a poodle in the other, the barman says "I guess you wouldn't be needing a drink with that," and the naked lady says...

Oh.

I'm not sure.

What does she say?

If the poodle and salami ar both the same size, doesn't it mean there the same person?

I don't know, Marcus.

I just don't know.

Where did they all go? The cowboys.

The Gods?

Etisarap

Etinotpyrk.

Menny menny patal, Satana Satana.

Esuac tsuj on doog retaerg on

It's almost like, even if you TRY to make Marvel movies seem as shitty as DC ones, you can't, because it's impossible to be as shit as DC films.

>>86301429
This is really terrible baiting from a DCEUfag.

Your Martha line was awful, deal with it.

>>86304927
2/?

scabies.

bait.

fish.

school of fish.

tuna.

trout.

salmon.

no cod.

in the rain it'll pour on you. the rain of fihs

Rain... reign

King Fish... Aquaman.

Namor?

The Depths

Deep.

DEEP

DEEP
E
E
P

BRAVO SNYDER!

BRAVO VINCE

GILLIGAN

GAN

N

N for NOLAN

NOLAN

Interstellar travel. Space.

There's no fish in space.

Except for on Neptune

Neptune is in space

Neptune is also a god.

God in Space = Darkseid

DARKSEID IS

But also isn't.

Steppenwolf,

Step in wolf.

Wolfenstein?

Mastermen.

Black suit

SUPERMAN

SUPERMAN BECOMES A NAZI IN JUSTICE LEAGUE

FUCK! THE HYPERCRISIS IS REAL!!!!!!

>>86301429
Seems like that scene from the illiad, with the two dudes that trade their armour during battle.

>>86303552
There were literally a dozen of those in BvS

>>86305814
>has read the illaid
mah nigger

>>86304474
Yes?.....

Why would that matter? I just want a good movie.

The whole "homages over story" thing a big problem with DC comics (which I like) and it completely destroyed Terminator Genisys.

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>>86301429
Is this the part where I post this

Its literally the same gif, OP

>>86302480
>ASM33 moment

Try reading the comic first, kiddo.