Has there ever been a worse idea? >The Animal Music Artists

I don't really understand why people keep putting hiphop culture into kid-friendly educational formats. Because it hardly goes right.

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>>86295756
As a general rule of thumb, anything trying to be urban should be avoided.

I await the porn

>>86296274
I guess they're both girls, given the salt 'n' pepa description and their eyelashes, but those clothes are just awful.

>>86294734
Kids don't like kid friendly rap.

>>86294734
Kids cartoons that are set in the city suck balls because the life of kids in the city sucks balls. Even boring suburbs are better, medium-small towns with forests, bodies of water and hills or mountains nearby are best.

>inb4 Arthur
That's more of an exception to the rule.

>>86296828
No one likes "kid friendly" rap, because that's just code for crap and lazy. There are rap songs that don't have swears or bad messages in them that are technically kid friendly without being garbage. But why write those when you can write Kazaam-tier shit in an afternoon?

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>>86294734
Tails-tales is the worst wordplay for a title of anything. Prove me wrong.

>>86294734
>this is Gert! And this is my brother Bert!

>>86297258
It might be, but it's not so distracting that you to care about it being the worst.

They're kinda cute

>>86297120
Rap is shit and annoying as hell in general, so I wouldn't expect this show to be likable or turn out good in any way. Explicit or not.

>>86294734
>Salt ‘N’ Pepa style Foxes
So are they just gonna be trolling for dick the entire time?

>>86297058
Hey Arnold.

I think this is a period pice. We were into some crazy shit in the 80's and 90's, and the pajama like clothes they were make me think we're going to get something along the lines of MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice.

>>86294734
>>86296397
>>86296828
Maybe they are going to try and make something that is deliberately cheesy as hell for humor's sake.

This honestly isn't the worst thing I've seen when it comes to children's edutainment. The 90's emulation almost makes it seem self-aware, although the children might not know why the fuck neon was cool back then.

As far as the target audience goes, they might like it. Remember Ghost Writer (Woooooord!)?

>>86299181
Porn when?

SIT BACK, RELAX,

YOU KNOW IT'S

>>86299369

free real estate

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>>86299438
holy shit anon you got me good

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>>86295848

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>>86299181
YOU KNOW THERE'S SOMETHIN YOU SHOULD KNOW
AND I'M GONNA TELL YA SO
DON'T SWEAT IT; FORGET IT
ENJOY THE SHOW!

>>86299730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BxHNztg0X3s#t=31

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>>86299181
>those shellsuits

>>86298071
>"WTF, can this faggot not read? I clearly wrote..."
>>86297058
>Arthur
Fuck, I meant Arnold, obviously. Arthur didn't even take place in an urban environment.

>>86297431
>opinions

>>86299730
>>86299929
It's spectacular how hard executives misunderstood the appeal of rap.

That's like if seeing the popularity of a capella, someone would just pay a bunch of people to sing a random crappy song over each other and expect it to resonate with fans just because the music is delivered in a way similar to something they enjoy.

>>86300288
Good job, detective.

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>>86294734

>>86294734
So is this some sort of new pbs show?

>>86294734
So are there any links to this yet?

>>86294734
Time to learn your ABCs... Mother Fucka

Really doesn’t seem that bad outside of the edutainment angle (the whole urban music/urban animals thing seems about a good decade and a half late), if it was just those two in a bunch of music video parodies it’d be decent enough. Don’t think it’ll appeal to its target audience, but it’s a cute idea. Plus it’s an Irish series so at the very least it’ll be competently animated.

>>86300919
Do the Irish like hip-hop?

>>86301012
Just as much as any other country.

>>86294734
>Beasty Boars from Berlin

.....would watch.

>>86300919
All I'm waiting to see is to see how stupidly 90s this show gonna be from the pilot, I mean this feels more like it's going to be more a parody of kewl 90s cartoons, than anything else

>>86300807
They're premiering it tomorrow at an event. Might get a video then, but this thread damn well won't be up still.

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>>86301073
>Sabotage spoof

>>86299181

what an ugly fucking show, wow

>>86301544
It's technically a series of shorts. Not sure what you were expecting.

>>86294734
Doesn't matter how fucking shitty it is and how much kids hate it. Furfags and their autism will propagate the show along with their parents' finances.

>>86303562
There are a lot of animal cartoons that barely get a passing glance. Ever here of Agent Fox? Didn't think so. Animal characters, or even foxes, don't guarantee interest.

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>Hip-hop
>Sign of the horns

>>86304742
it's hip-rock-pop-reggae, that's what kids today listen to.

>>86304415

>Well excuse me anon, us furfags have standards too , ya know


K.

>>86294734
RTE
NOOOPE
90% of anything they do is the worst barring Love/Hate

>>86305267
Isn't it just a network? They're not the ones making it, although Pink Kong hardly sounds like a great studio.

>>86305299
They make some stuff, republic of telly and it's spin offs.
It's the irish version of BBC

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Studio that makes it has a Kong collection. Go figure.

>>86294734
porn when?

>>86294734
>Has there ever been a worse idea?

Yes. This is far from the worst idea for a cartoon. This honestly just sounds like something that would come out in the early 00s and be forgettable

>>86295848
>>86295756
>>86294734

Typically, education and urban don't go together.

Just like real life.

>>86308497
Yeah, I'm just expecting them to sing a rap song about responsibility, and then ending with them saying "Always Remember to Pick up your Toys, Mother Fucka"

>>86294734
Yes, there has been a worse idea.
It's THE NUTSHACK

>>86299181
IT'S THE

>>86294734
Furries trying to indoctrinate another batch of kids into their mafia

>>86295848
>Special Black Eyed Peas Edition

the foxes look cute tho

>>86294734
>>86299181
>>86300739
Why do I imagine these foxes would be on The Amazing World of Gumball?

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Just under eleven hours until this thing gets shown off at Cartoon Forum. Whether or not anything will get publicly released at that time is unknown, but I'll keep an eye out even if this thread kicks the bucket.

>>86299181
English version of that sign.

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>>86294734
is this like the fresh prince but with sluty foxes?

>>86294734
any preview yet

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I'll watch this only for the 90's nostalgia

>>86294734
this is far from the worst idea for a cartoon. this is actually pretty middle of the road

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>>86294734
why couldnt we have just had a fucking 3 dog band series

>>86317787
Bremen Avenue would have been better.

I wanna see how bad it turned out.

>>86318600
Still fifteen minutes away, but there's no guarantee anything will even be uploaded for a while.

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Just realized that these foxes will probably have Irish accents. It's an Irish cartoon. Are Irish rappers a thing?

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>The Animal Music Artists ooze attitude
Got Poochie'd right there.

>>86318831
Didn't you ever hear of "I dislike big butts and I cannot lie" by Sir Spudsalot?

>>86318640
Where exactly is it airing?
I can't find much info about the whole thing.

>>86295756
Hey it worked for anime

>>86319220
Cartoon Forum, an annual event where studios can pitch their in-development shows to investors and networks. Some ideas are better than others. This one below is not one of those better ideas.

>Hungry Chattering Teeth on the hunt for something to lick; Jumping Willy, a short penis desperate to get some action; Walking Jenny, a half-shaved vagina fed up with faking orgasm for solidarity; her best friend and well-trained Handy Hand; Joe Jr, a XL-size penis of the punk wave; Peeping Joris, an eyeball who cannot resist looking through every hole; Grey Matter, a brain washed who can only imitate others; and many more! This is “The Wind-Ups”, a comical 3D animated TV/web show for adults about the adventures of little, but not at all innocent, wind-up toys. They don't speak, but they really love action, and their playing field is limitless! Always getting each other into trouble, running, burning, dancing, crashing, having sex, and destroying everything in their paths. Dare to laugh about taboos with “The Wind-Ups”!

I'd link to what they tweeted out, but I'd rather not and it would probably count as porn anyway.

There are a few genuinely good projects being shown there. But there's more garbage.

>>86319333
Sounds like something you would see an episode of in the middle of the night on MTV in the 90's and then ask yourself later in life if you just dreamed it.

If anybody wants to see the other shows and movies, here they are.

http://www.cartoon-media.eu/cartoon-forum/cartoon-forum-2016/discover-the-projects-2016-1.htm

http://www.cartoon-media.eu/cartoon-movie-event/cartoon-movie-2016/discover-the-projects-1.htm

Urban Tails was only one of many. They said they'll share the first music video on twitter when RTE airs it. Not sure when that will be, exactly.

>>86312299
that episode where the foxes finally meet their neglectful father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cwe6QJdru8

>>86322601
The 2-4 years old demographic is starting to sink in. Unless this is shockingly bad or incredibly competent, there's really nothing here for us besides a couple of 34 pieces of the foxes.

I'm still curious, out of boredom.

>>86294734
So is this a new show that will teach kids about rhyming or something?

>>86324359
It's 6-8, actually, but there really wouldn't be much adult appeal to an educational cartoon about urban animals. I mean, what type of song if a fucking raccoon going to get? How much it loves to eat trash and give people rabies?

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>>86319095
>Remember the 90's
>we had the fresh prince
>Boom boxes
>JJ Fad
>Everything died when the 90's were over

>>86317787
Dude on keyboards was the best

>>86325866
I'm guessing more along the lines of stay in school, don't do drugs and don't steal bicycles.

>>86300394
Pitch Perfect and to a lesser extent Glee,

das wiggity whack yo