So did he have to sit still for the hours it would take to get

Quality thread, mate.

>>86294721
>So did he have to sit still for the hours it would take to get all these tattoos and the intense dental work?
Most likely, yes.

approves

>>86295026
>tattoo artist tells me to sit perfectly still
>occasionally twitch
LOCK ME UP

>>86294721
He doesn't even look that retarded compared to the people you see on the subway or hanging around certain clubs and bars.

>>86297421
No, not at all, he's no living puzzle or human tiger, but those people are also not characters defined by their psychopathy and penchant for (seemingly) random murder

The idea of the Joker calmly sitting as he gets tattoos and crowns is ruinous for the character. He's a ball of manic energy obsessed with laughs, what the hell is funny about sitting still?

>>86294721
Did we actually get to see his tattoos in the movie?

>>86297612
>The idea of the Joker calmly sitting as he gets tattoos and crowns is ruinous for the character. He's a ball of manic energy obsessed with laughs, what the hell is funny about sitting still?
Imagine how tense would be that scene. Do you think he actually paid the tatoo artist? Wouldn't the tatoo artist be scared shitless of him? One little question, one little fuckup and he's fucking dead.

>>86297793
Yes. He is shirtless in one scene

>>86297612
>The idea of the Joker calmly sitting as he gets tattoos and crowns is ruinous for the character.
You know nothing about the Joker. Admit it. You just have this happy idea of him in your head. But you didn't read shit about him.

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>>86297207
>Sign says take one free sample
>Take two and eat both myself

CAN'T BE CONTROLLED

>Could you write "Damaged" on my forehead in cursive, please?

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>>86298110
Look you fucking nigger, the Joker can be almost whatever the author wants of him, but the through-line for all his interpretations is manic behavior and an obsession with laughter, comedy, and Batman.

Sitting there patiently while he gets tattoos seems wrong no matter which interpretation you're going with. The Suicide Squad Joker is the least manic and comedic Joker yet by a country mile, but all his scenes at least have him being manic.

If you enjoyed the garbage heap that was SS good for you, but don't be dishonest.

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>>86298224
>the through-line for all his interpretations is manic behavior and an obsession with laughter
>Sitting there patiently while he gets tattoos seems wrong no matter which interpretation you're going with
>The Suicide Squad Joker is the least manic and comedic Joker yet by a country mile, but all his scenes at least have him being manic.

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>>86298367
It's kinda sad that you think your point is clear, relevant, and clever

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>>86298367
Sorry, are you trying to imply the Joker isn't obsessed with laughter?

Because that's fucking stupid.

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>>86298408
And yet Dark Knight Joker, which has existed since the 80s, is clearly not manic and is largely calm. Same with Ledger Joker, which came out less than a fucking decade ago. The other anon is right. You don't know shit about Joker and instead have some fucking happy idea of him in your head that THE ONE TRUE WAY. Which frankly doesn't exist.

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>>86294721
>Ok, Mr. Joker, The?
>says here you want...a collage of the word "HA" all over your left pec and shoulder, a skull with a jester hat on the right pec, two giant mouths, one on the left hand and one on the right arm, more HA's all over the right arm, the word "damaged" in script on your hairline, and then a 4-card hand with the words "full house" under them even though a poker hand is 5 cards.
>This is going to take at least 6 or 7 sessions, so I'm going to need you to plan your schedule in advance.
I want to see the Joker trying to balance his tattoo sessions, dental work, and HUNKA HUNKAS

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Fuck, even original Joker was largely calm wasn't a manic goofball. He was largely a disfigured murderer with an MO about smiles and killer laughing gas.

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>>86298471
>the other poster
>"happy idea"
You're not fooling anyone.

Also
>Ledger Joker
>not manic
You don't know what that word means, do you?

>>86298585
>Joker doesn't smile! He's not manic!
>posts comic where he's smiling in 4 of 6 panels, playing with a corpse, and giving a big showbiz bow to the room he knocked dead
Stupid.

He probably made it some fucked up psycho edgy game

"You need to finish my tattoos before harley boils your infant child in a stew " then when he finishes it turns out his kid was already dead the whole time, and the Joker thinks thats funny

>>86298670
>Smiling is manic.
So you clearly don't know what fucking manic means at all.

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>>86298224
>Sitting there patiently while he gets tattoos seems wrong no matter which interpretation you're going with.
Joker sitting patiently? Nope. That didn't happen. Never.

I think you are mistaking the joker for this other guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfZMsOK9wE

Can someone explain, why didn't they just use ANY Joker? Why make their own shitty version? Who the hell thought THIS Joker will be great and beloved by people?

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>>86298794
>>86298739
this is getting sad, anon

>>86298670

You are just burying yourself deeper

>>86298680
You got everything right except the Joker thinking it's funny.

SS Joker doesn't smile or laugh.

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>>86298849
People that make movies and adapt things, always want to add their own personal thing to it so that when it takes off and gets popular, they can feel good about having added something, and they can point to that and say "I did that". It's also what a bunch of old white guys sitting around in a board room discussing whats cool and hip and in nowadays and this is the result....a joker for the millennial generation.

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>>86298906
>SS Joker doesn't smile or laugh.

>>86298906
He had that one stupid wheezing laugh when he was in a room giggling on the floor with everything placed around him. Also the retarded smile he gives with his eyes closed in the beginning when he's being interviewed. I like Leto as an actor, but he was really fucking awful as joker.

>>86298962
Why are you posting a picture of Jared Leto taking a shit?

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>>86298906
>Joker doesn't smile or laugh.

>>86298849
they wanted to one up the Ledger Joker

>>86298962
>posts a scene that was cut from the movie
>>86298998
see
>>86298989

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>>86298962
You realize that wasn't in the movie, right?

That the people trying to support Joker have to resort to extreme pedantry instead of actually putting forth a defense is pretty telling.

>>86298922
Actually they didn't add anything "new" They just mixed up styles of non-canon versions, erased any charisma and character from this Joker and added generic gangsta behavior. It's not something to be proud of.

How does Leto's mother feel about tattoos?

>>86299024
The only time joker has had tattoos was in the fuckawful All-Star version where he has a yakuza dragon tattoo on his back. I don't understand why people seem to think him having tattoos is something that came form the comics.

>>86298998
>Joker asked his mobs to put all these knives and guns in circle so he could lay in the middle
God damnit, why everything in this movie looks so cringe, edgy and stupid?

>>86298794
>acting calm as part of a gag involving the death of the entire crowd is the same as sitting motionless in a chair for 3 hours on 5 different occasions not including coloring or touch-ups
You don't know much about tattoos, do you? You just have a happy idea in your head of how they work.

>>86299066
That's why I said about non-canon. Only people who said anything about "from comics" don't read them at all.

>>86299124
There was one dude that vehemently and consistently kept posting the All-Star picture as proof that leto joker got it right.

>>86299091
Because you know exactly how was the session, or who did the tatoos. I liked that scene that was shown in the movie. Because it was shown. Totally.

You're just making up facts to be angry about. Pretty pathetic, if you ask me.

>>86294721
Here's how it went down: https://youtu.be/LPJ8b7zwa98

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>>86299013
>>86299015
Here you go. Same scene. Different shot. In the movie.

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>There are people on this board that thought Suicide Squad was good and like Leto Joker

>>86299091
To be honest, yeah. I can buy the Joker acting calm for the tatoos. He has been calm lots of times.

But you have this strange canon in your head of "Joker". Sorry the movie didn't reflect your preconceived "notions"

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>>86299267
Why was there a bald ghost screaming at people in Suicide Squad?

Why do you think pedantry is valid argumentation?

>>86299217
>Because you know exactly how was the session, or who did the tatoos.
I know how long it takes to get tattoos, especially large full-body color tattoos.

His tattoos, regardless of artist, would take several hours-long sessions because that's how getting large color tattoos fucking works

>>86299307
>Maybe if I keep posting a funny pic and give a weak rebuttal nobody will notice I keep being wrong.

>>86299355
>maybe if I keep greentexting and being pedantic people will somehow like Suicide Squad

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>>86299422
Aww... now you're so backed into a corner you're trying to just make a comment about movie quality instead of facing that you're wrong. Here, let me help you. Pic should be your next move.

>>86294721
>>86297612
>>86298058
>Joker getting his "damaged" tattoo
>"It's done, Mr. The Joker! Want to take a look?"
>Joker gets up and approaches the mirror
>there is a dick tattooed on his forehead
>the tattoo artist breaks out in laughter
How does the Joker react to this hilarious prank?

>>86300558
he skins his own forehead, then scalps the tattoo artist and staples that scalp to his own. Then he laments that he'll need to get the tattoo re-done.

Maybe he had himself sedated.
With Laughing Gas.

>>86300654
then he tattoos a dick on his new forehead

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>>86300654
>>86300692
No, no — he tattoos a dick on the artist's forehead and THEN swaps their scalps.

>>86301435

>not tattooing a forehead on the artists' dick

>>86298906
>SS Joker doesn't smile or laugh

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=fs1PDMdrXSo

>>86301042
>oh. i almost forgot the most important part.

holy shit that never gets old.

>>86301042
Do people actually find this amusing?

>>86303905
>bawww don't make fun of my capekino
Suicide Squad is terrible and Leto Joker is legitimately the worst live-action joker ever put to film

>>86297612
He enters the tattoo parlor naked. He throws down his arm and says he wants a smile on it, and a boatload of random other things. He slams down a bag of cash.

The artist awkwardly obliges. As he starts to draw, the Joker begins to get hard. Soon, this weirdo is standing at full-mast, just smiling at the artist as he gets this tattoo. It takes hours and hours, the erection never once faltering. When it's finally done, the Joker stands up, knocks the door open with his massive hard-on, and leaves.

Now alone, the artist takes a look at the money. Where there should be presidents, there's just photos of the Joker's dick.

>>86304421
No I mean the video itself. People in ironically fond this funny?