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Steven Universe: Last one out of Beach City Where do these motherfuckers

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Steven Universe: Last one out of Beach City

Where do these motherfuckers obtain the audacity to make a 10/10 fucking episode like this?

>Pearl finally decides to be the bad motherfucker she used to be again
>Night one she clock on the human pussy game ridiculous
>Scopes some prime tang that looks exactly like rose
>The pussy hunger is real
>Chase that fine ass hoe down and get her number like it's nothing

I really hope they continue this as Pearl's new more positive outlook on life begins to bear fruit.
Leather Jacket Pearl needs to be a frequent thing.
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that's a 10/10?
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>>86123901
>dyke
Call me when Pearl gets thirsty for human cock, this would surprise and delight me. We have enough dykes already.

Shit, she can't even be inseminated and make another hybrid like this.
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>>86124083
Fuck yes it was. I enjoyed it.

Pearl blatantly lusting after a girl because she looks exactly like rose, and all her well known unresolved feelings towards rose is hilarious.
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>>86123901
Does anything else relevant happen?
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>>86124105
Hey man, she's been miserable for ages, let her play the game.

Eternal life and eternal youth. And barely any of it spent having actual fun.
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>>86124190
Steven works how pearl nearly let him fall to his death that one time she got sad into a conversation
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>>86124105
>We have enough dykes already.
You ARE aware of what show this is, right?
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>>86123901
>Steven just accepts it instantly that Pearl is going to fuck her because she looks like his mom
Smart kid.
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>>86124838
Like in his mind suddenly all the pieces of all the episodes about pearl click into place and he's just like "Well, fuck, what was i expecting really."
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>>86123901
>that fucking cop car chase
>that music

Episode of the fucking year
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>>86124105
Go watch Saint Seiya if you want to see people thirsting for cock. This show is for the ladies who like ladies who like ladies.
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>>86124549
/co/ just wants to shitpost everytime they're reminded Steven Universe gets a new possible lesbian ship.
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>>86124233
Steven almost let Connie to her death because he felt sad. Shit like that just happens.
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>>86124549
Lesbians are literally the worst ships possible.
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>>86125994
Die queershit.
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>>86126097
B-but the porn is good....
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>>86124190
Pearl shakes the cops in a chase.
And Steven names the elephant in the room. Which makes Pearl cringe hilariously.
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So cringy I ended up speed watching that trash just to be sure to not miss plot.
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Where do I go if I want to laugh at the inevitable tragedy of Beach City Con?
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And Pearl continues to be the most morally reprehensible character on the show.
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>>86124971
No.
He knew that. He's not an idiot.
But he wants Pearl to know that he sees her fumble spaghetti and he knows why.
Also that he's okay with that. Pearl has a thing for big girls, everyone knows that. The more Rose, the better.
He wants to egg her on, I guess.
Give her the security of knowing where he stands and that she won't hurt him, because that is her prime concern.
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>>86123901
My favorite episode thus far. It's crazy, I'm not even a full-on Pearlfag, but something about this one just hit all the marks - I could barely even tell it was only 11 minutes.
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>>86126135
Make me, Prudus
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OK, I'll ask the question in everyone's mind
Is there any porn of S yet?
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>>86125994
>people can support relationships that have higher domestic abuse than any other kind

Why? Do you hate women?
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>>86126288
You mean except for the info that Greg is meeting some ladies for intimate card games, Pearl is developing a sliver of self-esteem and working on overcoming her anxiety, Steven is absolutely in the clear about what's going with the Gems, and Pearl's piloting skills translating to driving cars?
Yup, absolutely no development. What is a new character and a dozen dangling plot threads, anyway?
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so is there some kind of link yet?
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>>86124105
>Upset the show's biggest lesbian goes for a dyke.
Pearl went to Gem-reality New York to sing a fucking Broadway tune about how gay she was well interpretive dancing.

Grow a cock? Maybe. Go for cock? The fuck delusion were you having nigger?
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>>86126699
This is the point. It would be surprising and show better character development instead of lust inglês after Rose 2.0.
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>Pearl, you're a total bad-
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>>86124190
>>86126288
fillerfags please go
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>>86123901
this is the only episode that deserves a 10/10 for me

and i'm a peridotfag
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anyone knows who plays the song? i'ts so good
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>>86126398
If what you say is true and he knew, he wouldn't have said a damn thing because doing so would be redundant...
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>>86126960
Mike Krol
https://mikekrol.bandcamp.com/track/fifteen-minutes
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>>86126699
Pearl already has the fattest cock of all the Crystal Gems.
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>>86126989
thanks bud
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>>86123901
I forsee disaster

An emotional crisis far dire then we seen ever before
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>>86127060
Would they really just beat Pearl down emotionally again?
At this point in her character development, it'd just be a huge dick move.
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>>86126491
/pol/ pls
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>>86127122
pearl is for sad, not joy
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>Pearl continuing to feed her obsession with Rose by going out with her clone

This is not her moving on, this is regression if anything. Not healthy at all.
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That was a really shitty one today. "mystery girl" annoyed me as fuck. She was too cool and nothing really seems to touch her. She is the kind of person i would probably kill if i ever meet them in person. And if I look into the future of the show, i really hope pearl gets cucked by her and/or she reveals herself as the antichrist of gems.
Because she seems to be too perfect for any functional plot. And mark my very words, if she gets to be the next lover of pearl, she will get a super fake and super artifical episode where she gets some kind of problem.
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>>86123901
no mega yet?
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>>86123901
no mega?
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>>86127357
>>86127358
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>>86127408
I bet you are one of those dirty canadians
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>>86127357
>>86127358
https://mega.nz/#F!nMMi1RJJ!Xq3041t9idAbrn3j5jG2uQ
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>>86127358

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLreRe7T0ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzlW7OuKKzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMyZ78fzLw
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STREAM WHERE
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>>86127464
sorry
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>>86127323
Anon you need a nap.
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>>86123901
Nah, man. That shit was fanservice in the worst way. Just catering to Bad Pearl fan artists and shipper scum.
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I hope Mystery Gurl turns out to be a Ramona Flowers type.
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>>86123901

she needs Greg's dick in her ass as soon as ASAP as possible
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>>86124233
I thought he was referring to the time she tried to get him to ride in a home-made Challenger shuttle
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>>86126558
Also I don't know if we've seen Amethyst show that much respect for Pearl before. It was fun seeing them being so buddy buddy.
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>>86127507
I really don't know how people can enjoy this show. Everytime I attempt to watch it, the dialogue is so generic and it just consistently feels like some lame teen drama about discovering yourself. Like, Amythyst's personality is that she is suppose to have a hint of snark to her, but her sarcasm is incredibly generic going as far as saying typical lines like, "Is that what that was?". It's about as bad as having a sarcastic character saying shit like, "Yeah, no kidding, genius!" or "Yeah riiiight, like that'll work". There's so little thought put into making sure the dialogue is interesting or unique. All it does it get the plot from point A to point B in the more boring way imaginable, I have no idea how people can latch onto this so heavily. Everything here just feels like basic screenwriting 101. All I can see when I watch this is lost potential rather than a good show.
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So porn when?
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>>86127323
Anon, I think you need to calm down. The mystery girl was barely in it. She was hardly perfect, just shown as being cool. She literally didn't do anything but stand around, nod, smile, and give out her number.

And it was a pretty good representative of the way you see a stranger you just got a crush on.
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>>86124105
Meh. Pearl is objectively the worst gem, anyways.
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>promoting homosexual behavior

Rebecca Sugar is a good servant of her lord.
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>>86127623
NEVER
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>it's a nothing fucking happens episode where the artists and writers masturbate to their own failed fantasies
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>>86128212
Batman!
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>>86128024

nice blog post
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>>86126558
I want an episode of that card game. It sounds ripe with flashback posibilities
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The anime reference this week was Riding Bean, right? That OVA had so much stickshift porn it had to be intentional.
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>>86126928

then you are a terrible perifag anon.
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>>86128303
>four sentences
>a blog post

Sorry your capacity for reading is so limited.
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>>86128435

>putting this much effort into a 4chan post
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>>86128503
This your first time on 4chan, pal? People type up long responses all the time, if you browse other threads besides Muh Waifu. Did you just discover greentexting and wanted to throw it around or something?
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I feel like I've seen this drink before
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>>86128658

no your post just came across as something a pseudo-intellectual youtuber would say to pander to the fedora toters guild
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>>86126775
>gay characters turning straight is character development
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>>86127624
Why are you even watching this show if not for the character development.

This was the biggest jump in Pearl's attitude as a character we've seen in ages.
Possibly ever.
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>>86128435
I am counting a lot more than 4 sentences.
And it's less about how much you've written and more about what you've written, which is a self-indulgent rant.
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>>86128669
the other one is definitely a monster can.
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>>86127624

bad pearl started as something lauren zuke made

http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/95968753889/live-fast-die-young-bad-pearls-do-it-well-ps-i
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>>86128759
>This many buzzwords.
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>>86127323
>She is the kind of person i would probably kill if i ever meet them in person.
Would you stab her with your sharp edge?
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>>86128774
Well, yeah, it is.
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>>86128024
And yet here you are.
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>>86127323
>She is the kind of person i would probably kill if i ever meet them in person

Implying someone with this much autism interacts with people in real life.
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>>86128774
>projecting human sexuality on genderless sentient space rocks
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This episode made me cringe how is this a 10/10?
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>>86127323
>chill people are the devil
wow
anon you need to spend less time arguing with kids in online games. they're a bad influence
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>>86128961

Well, you're an aspie, so....
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>>86124105
>Dykes in SU
Clearly you're new to the show, dude.
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>>86128961
Because people have different opinions
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>I saved your planet and your species, YOU'RE WELCOME
>now gimme dem digits

Does this shit work in real life? I'm gonna try this and the club tonight. Wish me luck.
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>>86128808
>I'm counting a lot more than four sentences. Like five sentences! What a cunt!

Kill yourself. Every opinion is a self-indulgent rant in some way, because it's one person's fucking opinion. OP's post is basically jerking themselves off to how much they like the episode.
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>>86129081
To be fair, Pearl didn't ask for her number,
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>>86128961
never underestimate the power of autism
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>>86129105
Nice use of an unoriginal buzzword.
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I want more episodes with wild pearl
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>>86129167
I am, disgusted
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>>86128779
It was a step back, honestly. Literally chasing after some stranger who looks like a ghost. It's pathetic.
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>>86129096
It's 8 sentences actually. And you can express an opinion without sounding like a piece of shit.

Or at least other people can.
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>>86129202
how long is a person supposed to stay lonely for?
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>>86129167
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>>86129000
>>86129032
>>86129105
>He didn't like the episode! BURN THE AUTISTIC WITCH!

I see the /sug/'s cult is still alive and well.
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>>86129227
>And you can express an opinion without sounding like a piece of shit.
Where the fuck do you think you are. My post wasn't even that bad compared to posts like >>86128759 who can literally only express thoughts in buzzwords. You really think this is the worst thing someone has said about this show on /co/? You fucking new here? I know if write anymore sentences, you'll grow bored and look for a TLDR, so I'll stop here for your sake.
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>>86129232
Pearl seeking companionship isn't the problem. It's chasing after a blatant Rose look-alike.
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>>86129319
>so I'll stop here for your sake
You running away already? That didn't take much. I guess >>86128759 had a more or less accurate description of you and it hurt your feelings.
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>>86129232
But gems aren't people. They aren't even living beings
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>>86123901
How tall is Pearl again? Because that's a big lady.
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>>86129332
eh, fuck it. at least she's trying to build a relationship rather than sit around being a lonely self-hating depressive.
Even if it is just to fulfill unresolved feelings for Steven's mother.

Stagnation is worse than death.
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>>86129262
>one person just says that people have different opinions
>it's the equivalent of a witch hunt
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>>86129167
Disgusting.
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>>86129375
She is almost like some kind of...

...giant woman.
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Comfy/10 episode
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>>86129369
Good job trimming half that sentence to try and give yourself fodder for a comeback. But you actually just look retarded since you're siding with a faggot who still describes people as "fedora-wearers".

>You running away already?
God, that's embarrassing. Don't type that shit on the internet.
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>>86129378
Sorry, but I can't abide by that. Shit's not healthy, man.
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>>86129375
For you
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>>86124190
We learn neighbor city Ocean City used to be perpetually on fire.

Next ep will reveal Rose actually created a sentient race known as the onions.
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>>86129447
I thought you were gonna stop. Maybe you're just too butthurt.

And it's pretty obvious who looks retarded here.

It's you, you look retarded, because you're acting like some tantrum-throwing halfwit.
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>>86129455
She is functionally immortal. She's got time to do stuff like this.

It isn't like a human where they can waste their life.
This pink haired girl will age, die and turn to dust in the blink of pearls eyes.
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>I haven't been this scared since you almost let me die
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>>86129477
Ocean Town, not Ocean City.

Ocean City is a real place.
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>>86128893
Him criticism SU proves what exactly?
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I remember hearing an artist for tne show is the one who originally made bad!Pearl. It makes me wonder if they were planning the episode even then or if they saw the popularity or the design and made an episode with it.
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>>86129378
>Stagnation is worse than death
Trying to rebuild a relationship with a woman who's been dead for years with substitutes is literally stagnation, though. She's not over Rose.
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>>86129520
>It's you, you look retarded, because you're acting like some tantrum-throwing halfwit.
>Saying this after throwing a hissy fit because someone didn't like your lesbian rock show
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>>86129167
>Pearl falls for a large pink haired lady

>Except she's a guy
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>>86129167
Once again, fanart ruins everything.
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>>86129585
chasing this rose look alike made Pearl the coolest she's been in ages.

She has a type. that's fine - It doesn't necessarily mean she is expecting this girl to BE rose.
You're jumping the gun.
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>>86129593
I never threw a hissy fit. That was you actually, remember? Right here >>86128024 All because some people like a show about lesbian rocks and you don't get why, which somehow frustrated you beyond the ability to count.

Also, you're doing a great job showing restraint like you said you would.
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>>86129262

You said a cartoon made you cringe. How is that anything but autistic?
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>>86129146

Fine. You're a high functioning autist. Happy?
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>>86128024
I got to ask anon, what kids show in the past 10 years doesn't sound generic as fuck? The last one I watched before SU was Avatar and the dialog seems par for the course.
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>>86129665
I guess it could just be a type, but we've seen plenty of things over the course of the show that indicate Pearl isn't over Rose. So when she finds someone who looks like her I have to assume she's just using her to replace Rose.

Also it's a hell of a specific type.
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>>86129561

English.
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>>86129332
Anon we all knew where this was going. So it was either Big or...
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>>86129699
I'm not even the same guy you called autistic. I just think it's retarded how everyone always gets up in arms over anyone who doesn't instantly love an episode.
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>>86129881
But everyone doesn't get up in arms. Some do and some don't. Look at the "Opinions" guy.
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>>86129167
>pearl has sex with a penis
>busts into Greg's van
"I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW."
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>>86129687
Holy shit are you bad at comprehension. Let's break it down how bad.

>Also, you're doing a great job showing restraint like you said you would.
I never said that, I said I was going top stop typing in that one post because if I go beyond 8 sentences, you'd consider it a book. You're actually so stupid you missed someone blatantly insulting you.

>which somehow frustrated you beyond the ability to count.
"I just don't get how people can like this show" translates as a blithering rant in your mind.

I think you might actually be autistic. This isn't even a buzzword, that level of misinterpretation and getting overly emotional and confused from reading basic sentences is actually a sign of autism.

>>86129783
Sure most kids cartoons are generic, but SU is clearly trying to be more than a kids cartoon, so it gets graded with higher expectations than something like Mighty Magiswords. I'm not going to grade Secret Life of Pets the same way I would Kubo. And most kids cartoons are comedies, all they need to do is make me laugh, which stuff like Spongebob and Wander do. Steven strives for emotion, so generic dialogue sticks out much more. When a character puts their hand on their face and says, "What am I doing" for the umpteenth time in SU, the repetitive acting starts to hurt the writing even more.

This show is much better at coming up with ideas than actually executing them, because everything involving the Gems and their backstories is interesting. Actually hearing them talk about it is another story.
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>>86129747
Very nice. Now come up with something original. or are "autism" and "retarded" the only words in your infantile vocabulary?
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>>86129558

Yeah I derped on that too. Seriously how long has that town been on fire?
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>>86123901
Best episode in a while.
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>>86128024
The example you gave (Amethyst's quips are generic and forgettable) is the one thing in the show that I agree with you on. So I think you're wrong, but also think you're right?
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>>86127673
A... Bad person...? With emotional baggage the size of Mt. Rushmore?
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Why the fuck is there a thread for a single episode's talkback. Isn't that what the goddamn general is for?
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i love how pearl risks steven's life out of selfishness (reckless driving and a fucking police chase, letting him fall and not even coming to help) and now that i mention it, tells connie she's worthless and to hate herself and makes steven feel directly responsible for rose being dead all bc shes thirsty and just to make things even worse, flirting right in front of steven with a woman that looks just like his dead mom she wanted to bang... and people love her, and the show portrays this mysterious girl and pearl to be completely fine and positive for all. am i missing something?
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>>86123901
>It's a "Pearl is a lesbian" episode.

For fucks sake, we get it already.
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>>86129977
Now look who's bad at comprehension. You say you're going to stop typing, I compliment you on your restraint, and you give me this autistic rant of a post here. Easy come easy go.

And an eight sentence -some of them compound sentences- incoherent and hateful monologue about how other people like a show you don't does qualify as a rant to me. A rant so irrational you didn't even realize how many sentences you'd written.

And you've given another rant to poor >>86129783 Are you just in some kind of ranting butthurt cycle?
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>>86129262
I didn't say that I just said people have different opinions I didn't say what mine was
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>>86123901
So it looks like Rebecca Sugar looks at the fanart of her show. And now she's adding it to the show itself! I always did want to see an episode with Bad Pearl in it.

What other things do you guys want to see pearl dress up as?
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>>86130133
Here (you) go. I know you need it.
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>>86124193
>youth

No.
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>>86130110
This gif lmao
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>>86130133
Alright you two. Chill out.
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>>86130183
Also, dumping more Bad Pearl images. Feel free to contribute.
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>>86130209
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>>86124083
Because the show is mediocre as a whole.
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>>86130183
Read nigga: >>86128814
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>>86130191
And here's one for you. You giving up? You running away?

>>86130202
Hey I am chill as anything. Cool as a cucumber. You could keep a side of meat in me for a week. I think the other guy is a bit of a hothead, though.
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>>86130183
A general rule for animators and people alike is to never see pieces from the fandom, such a fanart, I think because of one case in which the fan went ballistic when the creator of some book took part of their work and got sued.
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>>86130183
>So it looks like Rebecca Sugar looks at the fanart of her show. And now she's adding it to the show itself! I always did want to see an episode with Bad Pearl in it.

Rebecca was the one who drew the original Bad Pearl.
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>>86130227
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...

I see this show from time to time on CN, is the overall theme is that evwryone is gay/bi/trans or what?
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10/10 character design for "Not Rose"
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>>86130282
Only the aliens and the donut shop employees are gay/bi/trans.
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>>86130246
>(You) giving up? (You) running away?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11184444
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>>86130241
>>86130256
oh. nevermind. I was wrong. sorry.

Still, anybody got some more good bad pearl images? also, what else you guys wanna see her dress up in?
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>>86129602
>Fortunately, pearl is into that
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>>86130308

You mean the dude with the gages and the blonde chick? Dont they like each other though?
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>>86129785
Well its obvious the REASON for her having that type is Rose.

I can't tell you the number of features on women i'm attracted to now due to girls from way back when i was in school.
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>>86130312
>Goes-to-Speak, Gives Up.gif
>Gives Up.gif
>Gives Up
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>>86130282
It's got a great overarching plot. The problem is, that when it focuses on the main characters they tell the same story over and over.

>Steven has issues with violence
>Pearl is a lesbian
>Garnet is a fusion
>Amethyst has an inferiority complex.

I say watch it though, SU absolutely shines when it focuses on other characters and the aforementioned overarching plot, but when it comes to the main characters, it has a bad case of tautology
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Do we have a betting pool on the Mystery Girl's name?

My top 3 bets are Saffron, Sugar, and Sandra.
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This entire episode was just... wut
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>>86130390
Let's just call her "The Dyke" or "Not Rose"
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>>86130380
>>86130246
>Desperate for attention
>Desperate
>For
>Attention

Sorry you got your dick tied up cause someone posted their opinion instead of spamming waifu art, didn't think it would give someone such a panic attack.
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>>86130378
Well yeah, but Stevonnie made them both aroused.

>>86130388
Every single one of those subplots except Amethyst having an inferiority complex has actually seen development over the course of the show.
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>>86130282
They are genderless sentient space rocks from another galexy and do not care for human genders and sexuality

But alas everyone projects these things on to them because that's what everyone does
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>>86130282
Pretty much.

The whole "millennia-old alien war" aspect takes up perhaps less than 30% of the series' total airtime.
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>>86123901
Wait, that's real?
I genuinely thought this was one of those shitty fan edits where they put their own OC donut steel in. What the fuck did this show stoop to?
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>>86130446
I'll give myself the (You) so the faggot doesn't have to:
>Oh so you're talking now? I thought you gave up? When are you running away?

There you go, now you're free to spread your autism in another SU thread.
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>>86130192
Pearl doesn't look a day over 30.
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>People like this episode
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>>86130505
>it's an ugly anime girl reaction image episode
goddamn why are all anime girls so ugly
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>>86130458
They literally call their forms human constructs, have sexed forms, and use gendered pronouns.

Nobody is projecting jack shit except their gems.
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>>86130390
>Sugar

How bout Sucrose
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>>86130256
nice source material on that claim, im not even doubting you
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>>86130388
That's SU's problem. If the creators stopped dickin' around and actually got to the meat of what's happening aside from from the LGBTQ themes, the show would be getting somewhere. I got no beef with any LGBTQ anything, but them constantly being shown over and over again with the same message makes them redundant and weak.
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>>86130542
>Likes dykes
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>>86130458
Their genderless in name only pretty much. They look talk and act like females
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>>86130542
because you're a faggot prancing homo lala man who takes dicks more than any gay should
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>>86130542
>complains about ugly girls
>on a SU thread
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>>86130567
My point exactly. I'd like SU way more if it'd just move the fuck on.
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>>86130577
But anon! They say they don't identify as women! So that means you have to believe them or else you're a transphobic bigot! :^)
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>>86130446
Apology accepted.

Sorry you're such a spazz that someone liking a thing you don't like makes you rant like a lunatic.

That's not really my fault, but I'm sorry anyways.
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>into guys
>the only male gay characters aren't actually gay, but sort of are due to Word of God
>they aren't even one of the more attractive or cool characters in the show
>lesbians every episode

Thanks, Sugar.
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>>86130496
They're all supposed to look old enough to be Steven's mom and young enough to be his sister. He's 14.

>>86130614
>They say they don't identify as women
>use female pronouns
Stevonnie doesn't identify as a woman. Smoky Quartz doesn't identify as a woman. The gems identify as women.
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>>86130016
Was that a Silent Hill reference?
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>>86130110
>SHE KEEPS DOING IT THOUGH

Build a bridge and get over it. She likes girls, and found a girl she likes.
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>>86130650
>the only male gay characters aren't actually gay, but sort of are due to Word of God
Who?
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>>86130650
>#givegreguniverseaboyfriend

Also, the term is males-who-love-males or mlm. Not "gay"; that term is outdated, problematic and sexist :)
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I'm all of like 4 minutes into this episode (with intro) and I'm already thinking I don't care enough to finish it. Who the fuck designs a character like this? If Pearl gets mad hungry for some human puss and this bitch and her wind up dating I am going to lose my shit. This is gonna be a relationship that's ALL KINDS OF UNHEALTHY. You do not start dating someone because you think they'll be able to fill the role of someone you love because they almost look similar and the other person is dead, that's fucking awful.
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>>86130671
I was joking, anon. Also Stevonnie and SQ are clearly women. They look like women, and have female voice actors. Transients are just people with mental disorders and I will not give in to their madness.
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>>86130614
they refer to themselves and each other as girls pretty regularly
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>>86128669
Fuck, where can I get these? I tried Fanta Apple once from a soda fountain but never seen them in stores. Sparkling cider is the best I can get along with hard cider.
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>>86130684

I never thought of that, makes the towns-folk joking about it kind of fucked up.
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>>86130505
Jesus those foreheads
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>>86130650
Yaoi fandom is fueled largely by crackships. Every bro-moment is practically an intense display of love/flirting.
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>>86130734
>Also Stevonnie and SQ are clearly women
What's Stevonnie's extra part?

They're dick girls. Accept it.
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>>86130611
I mean, holy shit! It's like they only added the Homeworld backstory for shit and giggles. They talk about it in one episode for like 5 seconds, and then we don't hear shit about for another two weeks. All they ever do is breadcrumb the plot.
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>>86130717
Mr. Smiley and Frowney were said to be gay by one of the storyboarders. Forgot who said it.
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>>86130730
I've got bad news for you anon
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>>86130390
Garnet embodies Sugar and her boi so I guess that's out of the name game
>Zuke
>Zandra
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>>86130779
>Forgot who said it
Everyone that watched the episode.
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>>86130776
Provide a pic of Stevonnie's dick or gtfo
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>>86130708
That's my point, though. You know damn well they're going to do it again.

I miss neurotic mom Pearl
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>>86130706
Welcome to 4chan
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>>86130722
>ree
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>>86130730
>Who the fuck designs a character like this?
To Sugar's credit, she's very aware of the kind of progressive, ironically scraggy looks that pass as Fashion these days.

To her discredit, she's as much a culprit.
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>>86130836
>Welcome to 4chan
>Still on fire
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>>86129977
Honestly it sounds like it cringes you because you're just not the target audience. Not saying the show is the best at what it does, but simply that you may be at the point where you aren't "hip with it".

Also its a show that has highs and lows.
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>>86130779
Raven Molisee

Here's the post about it

http://lilmizzkrazie.tumblr.com/post/149871407327/my-sister-katiedid92-and-i-got-to-spend-the-day

>there is no other interpretation
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>>86130853
>She's very aware
Proof?
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>>86130764
That's mostly by fujoshis which is shit.

In this type of show, if they can make a gay male pairing canon then they should go for it.
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>>86130818
She can be both and still get some on the side.
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>>86130779
I can't find any confirmation but I wouldn't be surprised. Sucks how lesbians get the spotlight while gay men are thrown scraps. Probably because girl on girl is more acceptable to the mainstream.
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>>86130671
Sentient space rocks, with hardlight holograms for bodies and literally no biology at all

Regardless of how they manifest their bodies or what pronouns they use for themselves they are not female in any way
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>>86130777
this is because Sugarina and the crew dont know jack shit about consistent plot. my bet is they advance the actual story everytime someone has got inspiration from another quality show they watched before coming to a storyboard meeting
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>>86130876
Have you looked at young people?

All the not!Rose >>86123901 is missing are a septum ring and a sidecut.
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>>86128759
You have enough buzz words in there m8, you sound like you're trying to sound intelligent to a bunch of anons who don't care.
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>>86130899
>and literally no biology at all
Just cause they're not carbon based doesn't mean they don't have sexes.

And none of this has any bearing on gender.

Staff confirmed Purple Puma has a dick, and if they're calling their forms human constructs it's reasonable to expect that they are externally human. That means vaginas all around.

As for gender
>act female
>use feminine pronouns
>look feminine
>have female bodies
What evidence do you have that the human equivalent to their mental state isn't female?
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>>86130922
>"Hey, how about we elaborate on the role of the Diamonds? People seem curious"

>Sugar: Sorry, what's that? I'm writing another episode about how Amethyst has an identity crisis.
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>>86130298
I was going to roll my eyes at how much you're exagerating but.....but you're not. Holy shit that's hilarious, it's exactly the same.
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>>86130922
I don't believe that they don't know jack shit about consistent plot. I know that they can make it work. They just need to stop dickin' around, because even they must know that they're stemming away from the main story.
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>>86131056
>"You know, Jasper seems like a really interesting character. Why don't we expand on her backstory."

>Sugar: We've gone almost five episodes without giving Pearl her own episode! Let's got on it, crew!
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>>86131010
gender isn't a mental state anon. it can be imitated to the point where physical restrictions come a reality. that's a line no tumblr can cross.

and i'm not speaking of just orifices or extra baggages, but down to the very DNA
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>>86130853
Yeah, I figured that's what's up here. I still don't like it, though. It pushes a very specific sort of fashion, and at it's core this is show for children who are super impressionable. I don't know how much I like pushing this kind of shit wardrobe and hair at kids.

>>86130781
I'm watching it anyway. I'm cringing so hard my face has become some kind of an anus, but I'm watching anyway. Fuck this character already.

Also, what the fuck is up with this faux english "The Pillows" music? This shit sounds awful. And I LOVE The Pillows. This really bad and blatant knockoff is somehow ruining a good band for me. Why is this even in this episode? I get that SU is like 80% anime references but I don't see even a touch of god damn FLCL in here, why this music?
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>>86131057
This. I KNOW Sugar is better than this. I'm all for LGBT whatever, but you're dangling this plot in front of us only to talk about Pearl's sexual frustration.

It's Adventure Time all over again.
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>>86131131
>Oh geez, Steven hasn't had a new power for a while. We should give him time alter soon.

>"Wouldn't that make him literally Dio?"

>No no no, this is not an anime so it's just a reference.
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>>86130577
If an entire species acts the same way, they don't have a concept of gender, it's just 'how everyone is'. They're not acting like women, they're acting like gems, because they don't have any male-shaped gems to compare their behaviours to. Do you see what I mean? They're genderless by pure lack of an opposing gender.
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>she
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>>86131137
>that's a line no tumblr can cross.
it's time for the transhumanist to shine!
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>>86131131
The episodes focusing on Jasper from her return to her corruption was some of the best written in the series, thus far.

Why don't they just do that all the time?

>Sugar: You know what's cool? Lesbians with piercings and anime references.

Don't misunderstand what I'm saying, I like SU. I'd like it more if it'd just cut the shit.
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>>86131205
>time-altering powers are a JJBA reference
>time-stopping powers have never been a thing in fiction before JJBA
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>she's Sadie's sister
Calling it now.
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>>86131205
>What's the last anime reference we made?

>Well, we sort of made a Spirited Away reference a couple episodes back, and before that we made a Neo Evangelion reference. Do you think we should cool it for a second?

>Holy shit! FLCL was a good anime! Let's do that next!
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>>86131010
>staff confirmed Purple Puma has a dick
Source?

Why would they shapeshift something if they didn't intend on using it. They certainly dont need it. I mean, Rose shape shifted a womb for steven. Why would Pearl bother with being anatomically correct?
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>>86127624
Yeah, plus I'm really fucking sick of Pearl. And the fact she likes her cause she looks like Rose is creepy as fuck.
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Aight, for real, that was one hella good episode. Gave me some Scott Pilgrim vibes for some reason too.
Also the ending with pearl as hopeless nerd was perfect

9/10 would watch again
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>>86131129
>they gotta stop dicking around
Oh but that's the trap card, mate. These filler episodes and "new characters" will get relevant to the main story.

How about Homeworld stealing Not-Rose-Sucralose-Dose-Diabetes and *gasp* LET'S GET STEVEN POOFED MAN! YEAH LET'S DO IT FOR THE GRAND SECRET REVEAL OF SEASON FOUR!!!!
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>>86131273
It truly was. Then the show decided to drop the atmosphere and tone of the past episodes with Kindergarten kid and hasn't really provided anything close to it since.
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>>86131205
>time alter
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>>86131336
>fucking sick of Pearl.
faggot with awful shit taste confirmed.
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>>86131181
I swear, I'm gonna have a wife and kids by the time we actually see the GC's fight ONE of the Diamonds...
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>>86131318
>Source
A since deleted tweet
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>>86130708
I never thought Pearl to be the type to be into humans. As far as we can tell Rose is the only gem who was attracted to humans, and Pearl is about the last gem I could see doing that. It seems a bit weird. Humans are supposed to be different from gems.
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Pearl getting her number got me thinking.

Is getting a girl's number an inherently shitty thing to do? I'm not that interested in getting involved in a relationship, but I've always sort of seen getting digits as being a scummy thing to do.
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>>86131354
>Liking the cringe cringe dialogue and the dyke with no dialogue
>liking that "so edgy mom" trope
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>>86131418
?????

If you're not interested and dont mean to contact the person and are just leading them along, sure I guess, but if you're interested how else will you talk to them later?
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>>86131253
Yes, but let's wait for another x amount of years until our technology can make fleshbags completely useless. Yes I'm aware of the few prime examples, but come silence me with the transhumanist card when we are able to communicate in a telepathic chat room.

Right now transhumanism is just about as much an body-escapist ideal as tumblr genders and sexualities.
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>>86131436
it's pearl my nigga, what did you expect? it was perfect for her character
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>>86131280
>mitä oulussa voi tehdä muuta kuin ryypätä ja narkata
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>>86131492
He just wants to piss and moan. Nothing new.
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>>86131492
Pearls fags are ruining this show
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>>86131370
tumblr dont know about fate/zero man.
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>>86131366
Hey, let's focus on Lapis a little. We don't know much and there's room for interesting plot there

>Sugar:Rose Quartz flashback showing that she's a massive Mary Sue.
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>>86124083
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd here comes the nobodies trying to chime in with their empty responses........
Honestly, just... sighhhhh.... just go away already.
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>>86131483
I don't know, I always just thought getting someone's number was sleazy.
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>>86131519
I'm not gonna bother pasting that shit into google translate senpai
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>>86131418
getting someone's contact deets in such a context comes with the unspoken agreement that you're gonna call them and arrange a date within a few days.
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>>86124105
>He expects there to be a normal female character in SU of all shows
Have fun with your colored rocks
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This series really like side characters

Post your own ideas for side characters and how they can develop

Maybe whatsherface will steal our ideas
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>>86123901
>Because of her mysterious behavior, I have decided to name her Mystery Girl.
>Hmmm, now that I think of it, she is very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty
>or Debbie.
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>>86131604
>Female
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>>86131148
Okay, the episode is over. I didn't hate this episode, I guess. It's not the worst of them, but it didn't really feel very good either. Maybe it's just me, but I'm starting to feel like any episode involving humans just immediately drags this series down. Is it just my imagination or have we had very little in the way of good episodes lately? Because I might be being really pessimistic here, but I feel like pretty much every episode we've gotten lately has been kind of not so good.

Also, fuck this end credit joke. You can't do this with only 3 people, especially when one of them doesn't even have a name.
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>>86130246
I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis
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Holy fuck, this shit is getting too gay even for me, also, what the hell is this episode about ? Be a faggot and break rules ? Is that what they want to show for kids ?
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I feel like I really should have liked this episode a lot more than I did.

Recently, episodes can have great premises but their execution is somehow flat and disappointing. I can't really pin down what bothers me specifically, but I am noticing a pattern where these episodes tend to completely ignore Steven and relegate him to a side character in his own show. People who really like certain gems might not care because they just enjoy seeing certain characters get used, but it does a disservice to the actual storytelling in a way I have trouble articulating. This is coming from a Pearl fan, so it's not that I dislike Pearl episodes, or that I even disliked what was happening in this episode. Something about removing the requirement that Steven participate in the action, make some kind of discovery or observation, or teach somebody a lesson, really drains something vital from the show.
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>>86131616
How about an episode where Lars decides to stop being a cunt?
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>>86131627
chuckled/10
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>>86131666
go back to your jesus fanfiction bible faggot
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>>86131273
>HEY LET'S HAVE AN EPISODE THAT FOCUSES ON THE TOWNSPEOPLE
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>>86131303
>Spirited Away reference

I must've missed that. What was it?
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>>86131666
It was about Pearl actually wanting to change herself. She wants Steven and Amethyst to think she's cool and more importantly, she finally wants to interact with human society more.

Also I would think you'd like gays, Satan
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>>86129081
I see it working. I will give it a try too
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I foresee a lot of shit about this episode being banned in the UK in the coming months. Again. Like, Britbongs are gonna want it banned for lesbianism and it might just straight up get not shown at all. I wouldn't be surprised if some parent activist groups stateside take notice and CN stops rerunning it considering it built up Pearl as cool for breaking the law and then running from the cops before going all lesbian.

I hope Becca didn't want this to be a reoccurring character.
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>>86131640
>The rocks are the only characters in the show
Way to go
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>>86131727
It's not so bad.
I counted up the episodes that focused on each gem and grouped up the ones that focused on townie shit, per season.
Ones where gems other than Steven have a role in parenthesis
>11(6) 6(5) 6(2) 3(3) = 25(15)
We've been getting fewer townie episodes per season and getting more gems interacting with the townies.

1/4th of the episodes being about the humans isn't so bad.
Okay, a bit more since I counted Connie and Greg separately.
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>>86131771
Just jealous that Pearl has game.
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>>86131543
i aint a pearlfag senpai, it just was a good episode. im a lapidotfag
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>>86131727
>LET'S HAVE AN EPISODE THAT FOCUSES ON THE TOWNSPEOPLE
>NO NOT THE ESTABLISHED ONES, LET'S MAKE A SINGLE NEW ONE AND FOCUS ON HER AND THEN NOT EVEN GIVE HER A NAME OR A PERSONALITY, LET'S JUST MAKE HER A FUCK TOY FOR PEARL BECAUSE SHE'S NOT COOL ENOUGH
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>>86131758
That scene where Connie and Steven are falling through the sky and Steven is crying so his tears fall upward. That's pretty much a direct rip from that scene in Spirited Away.
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>>86131616

A new name of the Guy series known as "Danger Guy" gets a live action representation

Steven gets the chance to meet the guy

Turns out to be a really chill and extremely fit guy

Monster appears

The guy pussies out

Stevens almost dead

The guy returns and helps him, turns out he only left to keep the camera crew away from the monster
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>>86130298
>that image
How to trigger the tumblr side of /co/.
1. Her being a woman is absolutely relevant to the show and what the writers were doing with this lesbians shipping episode.
2. Vague shade of brown? Absolutely.
3. Same amount of piercings even.
4. Side cut style, sort of, check.
5. Thrift store style, check.
6. Thick and stocky check.
6 for 6, ha ha.
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>>86131810
>The rocks are the only characters in the show that matter

ftfy
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>>86130298

It's both correct and satire at the same time

Holy shit
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>>86131807
>I hope Becca didn't want this to be a reoccurring character.
Anon, we didn't even get her name.

Of course this is going to be a recurring character. She's basically the next character arc for Pearl now that she's gotten more independance and gotten over some of her Rose hangups through shit like Cry for Help and Mr. Greg.

Honestly, I'm now wondering when Amethyst is getting her next character development kick in the pants. I hope it comes from Jasper and her interacting more if Jasper ends up being redeemed. Be a good way for her to better understand her quartz nature from the perfect quartz (and vice versa for Jasper learning to let loose).
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>>86131682

I liked this episode but I also agree with you.
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>>86131696

>Hey Sadie lets just skip work and watch a movie

Lars doesn't give a shit about the store even if it kills him

You know that would make a good episode

Lars all by himself running the donut
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>>86130298
Good god that's hilarious.
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>>86131873
>let's just make her a fucktoy for pearl
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>>86131891
are the creators even trying?
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Why purpose does Garnet serve in the show? Why does she exist? I like Garnet but it doesn't seem like they want to do much of anything with her character.
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Pearl's a fucking loser. She says she's "so rebellious" and "independent" when really she isn't any such thing. Remember when she bragged to Bismuth that she belonged to nobody, but gets all thirsty whenever Rose is mentioned? Same thing happened this episode. She pretended she was edgy and punk, but then "Not Rose" showed up and became her obsession. Fucking christ, Pearl.
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>>86124083
Fan of the show and nope, but it's definitely pure tumblr and girl pandering, so they'll love it, it even plays around with a lot of the fan ideas out there, very weak episode but was specifically made for a demographic and they seem to absolutely love it.
Outside of that thought, it is a very weak episode that adds nothing to the show.
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>>86131555
It's always DBZ or Evangelion or FLCL. I wish cartoons would rip off other animes and/or mangas as well.
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>>86132019
*What purpose
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>>86131953
I've got $50 on the the new girl being a trans girl
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>>86132019
To be zen.

They don't need to do anything with her because she's really more of a fun character than a deep or necessary one.

She is a local symbol of balance to the others.
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What the hell was up with the quality of the music?
I know it's suppose to sound a bit ruffled because it's coming through a radio but jesus christ i had to take my headphone out
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>>86132044
why so mean to pearl?
She just wants to be liked.
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>>86130298
I see why people think this, but I don't feel it's that accurate.

"S" is what you get if you imagine Rose if she was Punk and human.

So like, as far as this list goes:
1: She's female 'cause Rose was.
2: She's the same skin colour as Steven
3: She's Punk, she's dressed punk and pierced punk.
4: Her hair looks like Rose's, the spunk is punk.
5. She 100% not hipster. Torn jeans, combat boots, Band shirt. If she's dressed like anything other than punk it's Raging Dyke attire. She's got a flannel jacket tied round her waist, I mean christ.
6. Rose was tall and thick. Therefore she is.

I mean, they even mention that she looks like Rose in the episode. She's just Human Rose. But Punk, because she's going to a rock show party thing.
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>>86132044
its called being in love you fucking virgin
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>>86132047
it's whatever's made during 2010's and i hate using this word mainstream. take JJBA remake. do they even know it's a manga?
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>>86132117
She's not punk, anon. She's a hipster. They didn't go to a rock concert. They went to an obscure indie band playing in their garage. That's hipster garbage.
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>>86130202
Oh so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us!
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>>86131655
>Also, fuck this end credit joke.
how about fuck you? it was fun
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To be honest, i'm excited to see what she brings Pearl.
I guessing episodes that will get Pearl used to human things/activities, she will also finally move on from Rose to someone who probably isn't a lot like Rose.
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>>86128212
The muslim is here.
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>>86132171
I know I didn't laugh or crack a smile. Was I supposed to find it fun?
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>>86132095
reminder
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>>86131873
>Let's just make her a fucktoy for Pearl
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>>86132124
Being in love doesn't work like an anime like the nu-males and lesbos who write this shit think it does.
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>>86132060
and undremine the idea that natural women can be tall, thick and stocky? they wouldnt
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>>86132124
She's delusional about herself. She wants to believe she's independent, but she's not. She's very dependent. She'll never be her own person if she doesn't realize she has a problem, and so far she hasn't. That's not love. That's obsession.
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>never watch SU
>hear that this is a 10/10 ep
>watch it

Really? Really? This is what counts as a 10? It was so... flat.
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>>86132161
Why are people even using the "it's punk" argument? Most of the people at the concert weren't even punk.
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>"I think I'm gonna drink tonight"
>proceeds to take apple juice
How did Pearl become second best gem after being the worst during the entire first season?
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>>86132310
SU fags have low standards, more news at 11
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>>86132321
>things that never happened
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>>86132300
You know they would, it's not beneath them
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>>86131417
I'm sure Amethyst has had sex with humans, but only for the same reason she eats garbage, so they shouldn't be too proud of themselves.
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>>86132310
whats up with all the shills and downers in this thread? i fucking loved this episode
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>>86132183
I kinda hope they do it like how Rigby and Eileen went.
Having it more of an "in the background" thing, with small hints at her going out with S.
>We start seeing more episodes where Pearl shows up coming in through the front door rather than warping in/coming from the temple
>We see Pearl preparing stuff for dates in the backgrounds at times (like how we've seen her cooking before)
>Pearl saying she can't go do shenanigans with Steven cause she's "got plans tonight"
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>>86132347
>>86132310
They've been trained to eat shit and love it.
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>>86132391
Pearl was shit, man. She was SHIT until Peridot joined the club and then Pearl got magically transformed in second best after the new girl on the block.
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>>86132310
It's 10/10 because

>Lesbians amirite?

Jesus, I hate this fandom.
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>>86132415
>Shills
You're not using that word right. Shills are people who will constantly praise something.
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>>86132306
Yeah, I can't see how it's particularly good for Pearl to be into this woman just cause she looks like Rose. You can say she just has a type, but she's pretty clearly dependent on Rose. She's not getting over the dependency at all by just moving onto Rose 2.0.
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>>86132415
Do you have to be a fan of the show to enjoy this episode? Is there something crucial I'm missing? Because from an outsider's perspective it was awful, and if this is considered an amazing episode I hate to think what the bad ones are like.
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>>86132415
You love it because you're a fat woman, not because it's good storytelling.
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>>86132310
>never watch SU
>expect to be endeared by characters you don't know or appreciate
>in an episode that is a huge character moment for one of the main ones
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>>86132473
>SU fandom doesn't constantly praise this show despite the flaws
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>>86132469
Remember, no one really cared about this show, even on /co/, until Garnet was revealed to be 2 children lesbians.
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>>86132486
I'm a fan and this episode was awful.

So no, you don't have to be a fan to like this episode, you have to not think.
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>>86132515
wut? Th-that's what I'm saying. People who are criticising the show aren't shills.
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>>86132161
>>86132314
Really? I don't know much about music but I thought it was a sort of grunge band. Weren't the 90's films they were parodying about Grunge rock punk stuff?

Maybe I just don't know what qualifies as Hipster.
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Won't mystery woman find it pretty weird when she learns that her new gf likes her entirely because she looks like her gf's dead ex?
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>>86132486
No. This latest episode was not good. Don't listen to the shills because they're wrong. Seriously. They'll actively shove shit down your throat if you're not careful.
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>>86132590
Grunge and punk are two different things.
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>>86132597
She'll drop her like the Titanic.
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>>86132625
This.
Foo Fighters doesn't sound anything like Green Day. And Nirvana doesn't sound anything like Blink-182
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>>86130736
try asian markets, like 99 Ranch Market
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>>86132399
Yeah but amethyst has always lived amongst humanity and earth culture is the only thing she really knows, it's not surprising that she would enjoy doing the same things that her fellow earthlings do all the time

Pearl, garnet, lapis and peridot however come from a very different society in another galexy, they're literally aliens that immigrated to another planet and their mannerisms reflect that

it's less about pride and more like a fish out of water scenario for the gems
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>>86132310
you should be here when the episode actually IS 10/10
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>>86131953
>She's basically the next character arc for Pearl now that she's gotten more independance and gotten over some of her Rose hangups

That's the problem though. She hasn't. She's just dating this girl because she looks like Rose. It's not healthy, she doesn't know anything about this person and the only reason she wants to get to know her is because she looks somewhat like Rose. But this is somehow going to be spun as fine when it isn't. I hate that the Crewniverse doesn't seem to know what an actual healthy relationship looks like, and they just keep making characters fall back into patterns after writing stories about them getting out of them, like they don't even realize they're doing it.
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>>86131560
>that entire post
HOly fucking shit don't get your tampon in knot you filthy tumblr baby
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Punk diamond!
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>>86132689
Foo Fighters aren't a grunge band. Green Day and Blink 182 are more pop punk than proper punk bands.
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>>86130730
>You do not start dating someone because you think they'll be able to fill the role of someone you love because they almost look similar and the other person is dead,


WOW ITS ALMOST AS IF THATS THE POINT JUST LIKE JASPER AND BOB'S RELATIONSHIP WERE ABOUT ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS

WOW
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>>86132152
I think that yeah, JJBA's animeonlys might not read the manga but at least know that there's a manga being adapted. At least that's what I've seen when I lurk through some forums here and there on the web.

And most anime made nowadays are adaptations anyway.
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SU fucking spoils me because it's hard to meet thicc 6 foot women irl who are also lesbian
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I can't believe Pearl scored a number like that.
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This episode was only a 10/10 if you are a pearlfag
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>>86132914
>Having a type means she can't have a healthy relationship with someone new
Seriously anon, yeah, she probably is initially attracted to her looks like that.

But from here, the story with them could go anywhere.
>Pearl could be going for her purely from projecting Rose onto her, which will be unhealthy and lead to drama when it's discovered with S or Steven telling her to not be with her cause she's like Rose.
or
>Pearl starts to find more of a connection with S, while the worry becomes whether or not Pearl will get too clingy to S like she's prone to do, leading to shenanigans where she needs to learn how to keep a normal relationship.

All that's fucking happened so far was Pearl asked her about her hair, said some crazy shit, and S found it funny/charming and gave her digits.
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Remember when Steven Universe was a coming of age story of a boy coming to terms with his powers?
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>>86133001
Most lesbians are man ladies to begin with
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>>86132979
>Every single character has relationship drama
Is this fucking high school?
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>>86133076

nonono i need a 6 foot stronk femme with long hair
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>>86133080
>relationship drama

Wow what is real life.
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>>86123901
Im confused, i thought pearl was fcking greg now?
does that mean amythests getting the murder cock?
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>>86132853
Well what is a 10/10 ep then?
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>>86132978
Both started out as skate punk before going to pop punk.
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>>86133080
>show for 12 year olds on CARTOON network
>implying relationship drama does not continue well into peoples lives for many
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>>86132951
This. tumblr needs to get the fuck up out of here if they don't want their feelings hurt by differing opinions. /sug/ is nothing but a gay echo chamber of circle jerk faggots too sheltered to even accept simple criticism.
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>>86131627
i just fucking screamed laughter
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>>86133113
Nah.
Pearl's character development is about her issues with relationships.
Amethyst's development is about her sense of self.

Amethyst's best partner for her next development arc would be a redeemed Jasper: with both of them helping each other develop more while bonding as quartz.
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please don't let her die crewniverse

but don't make her a fat vidalia either
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>>86133107
Something can be realistic and still suck ass.

It's not as if real life isn't filled with stupid crap that makes people roll their eyes, and which would be perceived as a plot hole or dumb contrivances in a story.
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Why is there no porn yet?
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> post yfw when pearl wanted to drink the apple juice
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>>86133180
Then who will get the murder cock?
ressurected pink diamond?
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>>86131627
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>>86123901
Threads like this make SU fans look even more retarded. This episode was nothing special.
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>>86133180
I want Garnet to be important to Jasper's arc too, she'll help her get over her hangups about fusion/show her what a healthy fusion is and they could be friendly rivals.
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>>86123901
>pearl goes after people that look or act like rose
Knowing my pick of girls, i have a bad habit of choosing girls like my ex.
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>>86133062

>boy

Excuse you? Stevonnie identifies as female and the show is 100% pure /u/ now.
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>>86133260

episodes haven't been special for weeks. we're having fun for once
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>>86132914
Having an unhealthy relationship with someone who looks like Rose would probably get Pearl to realize she needs to move the fuck on. You can't have character development without characters making mistakes.
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>>86133260
Calm down tyler, shouldnt you be trying ti cut off eric andres dick now?
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Thought it was best of the season so far, or at least tied with Mindful Education. But there was a lot of pearl and suburbancore about this episode I'm biased towards.
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>>86133263

Too late for that, Jasper has gem cancer now.
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>>86133113
Nah they're just friends with benefits
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>>86132800
Nah, this is a pride thing for me. Pearl feels like the last person to ever consider being with a human IMO. I could list a number of neurotic reasonings that would keep her from chasing after this dyke.

>I don't want to feel or make people think I've forgotten Rose
>Or the others will notice I'm dating a human Rose lookalike and that's shameful
>A human/Gem relation is what killed Rose
>Humans are inferior to gems
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Wow surprised to see that no faggot had the idea to ship Greg and Vidalia.
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>>86132310
What do you expect from /co/mblr?
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>>86133286
females don't have peepees
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>>86131627
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>>86130298
I imagine this episode will be look at as the point where /co/ started to turn heel at SU and it becomes greatly dislike even in the generals.
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>>86133385
I do

I I like all of the ships
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>mfw giant woman

So what does the S stand for? Can't be Sadie, Steven, Stevonnie, or Sour Cream so I'm gonna say Mary Sue
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>>86133399
>sagged
Absolutely Disgusting
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>>86133399
I'll explain it better.
Stevonnie has inner testes and where it's supposed to be a clitoris is instead a penis and the rest is from connie, the vagina, womb and ovaries too.
Stevonnie is the ultimate human.
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>>86133424
But that designs what a human rose would look like. It was kinda necessary for the plot to have her look like this.
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>>86133399
True, hermaphrodites have penises and vaginas
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>filler after filler after filler

You'd think home world's expeditionary troops being wiped out would lead to them sending reinforcements...or fuck it the CG would put away fucking around and do some DBZ tier training to prepare for their return.
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music from this episode=shit
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>>86133399
I like to think her genitals are a gross mutation of combined naughty parts.
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>>86133204
>She finally comes back
>They give her a celebrity voice actor so she'll never be a main member of the cast and instead will just have to sit on the sidelines anytime anything happens, because the voice actor needs the show to work around their schedule
>It's Bruce Fucking Jenner
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>>86133476

If they're ballsy it could be Sugar or Shug for short (as in the color purple)
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>>86133399
Stevonnie is futa
100% canon
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>>86130894
Or maybe because the show is written by a bisexual woman

Also straight men hate/are afraid of gay men, women write more gay men or lesbians than men write them at all
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So when steven fuses with the mystery girl is it just Rose again?

>yfw rose didnt die and just split into two halves
>yfw she's pink diamond's daughter and the real big bad
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This bitch did not look like Rose, she looked like Jasper. Who the fuck came up with this shitty explanation?

Alright, but other than that, great episode. It gave Pearl some depth and continuity. Hopefully we see more of pink babe this season. I really want Pearl to give up on this chick so we don't have conflicting shit when Rose comes back. Rose's eyes will light up and she'll do the face she did when she met Garnet, when she finds out Pearl got with a human.
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>>86133610

I have some empirical data that disagrees with you.
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Holy shit this episode was fucking terrible. Tell me /sug/ why do you have such low standards for yourselves?
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>>86133722
>4 words:Super duper rock lesbians
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>10/10
This was average at best.
The 2 jailbreak episodes are the closest this show's gotten to 10 honestly.
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>>86133718
Damn...that's a BIG dick over there.
but behind the oranges we can obviously see her rose.
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>>86133718
futas can have balls too
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>>86133787
there ain't nothin but nuts and butts my friend.
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>>86126845
no
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>>86133557
>>It's Bruce Fucking Jenner
Fucking kekd outloud, thank you
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>>86133204

What's wrong with making another Vidalia

She's based as fuck
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>>86133848
I love you
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>>86126405
Amethyst is usually pretty great in non-Amethyst episodes too.
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>>86133557

Um excuse me? How dare you

She refers herself as Katelyn Jenner

Learn some self respect

Bruce is her old life she doesn't want to return to

Yeah I'm fucking around
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Pearl will practically beg steven to fuse with her and mysterious girl.
Pearl will fuck this mysterious girl so hard that her holes will resemble a wizard sleeve.
Pearl will have bizarre but fabulous adventures with mysterious girl.
Pearl will give her physical form in order to make her future son/daughter a half-gem like steven.
mysterious girl will raise her offspring and be a good mother...but she will be heart broken about the fact that the love of her life is gone and unaware that this was a way for pearl to finally say FUCK YOU to rose.
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>>86132045
>>86126097
for you
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Do you think this episode was a response to the popularity of the Bad Pearl idea?
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Episode reminded me of FLCL
I really liked it
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>>86127323
>Because she seems to be too perfect for any functional plot.
Calling it now. She's a sneople.
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>>86123901
I love the show but I honestly hated this ep. It doesn't feel like a real episode. It's just like a fanfic, or a zany AU side ep that's not meant to be a part of the canon storyline proper. The """""development"""""" was too quick, it's out of nowhere.

Also it's slightly creepy how the only basis for Pearl's interest is "looks just like a copy of Rose"
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>>86133557
you do realize that the lgbt community hates that person right
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>>86123901
the music of this ep remember me of FLCL
some anon know the sauce of the song?
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>Pearl's face when she realizes this Rose has an expiration date
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>>86129602
Anon you've opened my eyes.
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>>86131627
I don't understand
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>>86134154
Get out.
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>>86128024
>actually doesn't have any idea what he's trying to say
>is just going to keep on typing
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>SU isn't degenerate or lesbian they are all NON-GENDERED SPACE ROCKS
>this episode
What now faggots?
>anti-cops
>pro-piercings
>pro-fatties
>pro-homo
What are you even doing CN?
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>>86131627
weesnaw
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>>86134218
Why does it matter? nothing wrong with being gay its not harming you, although piorceings are kinda ugly.
>>
Growing up I never thought i'd see a western cartoon that was this blatantly gay so consistently, it's kinda cool
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>>86134206
>h-how dare you not like my favorite show!! it's the only reason to watch cartoonnetwork!!!
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>>86134218
>being anti-homo
>posting in /sug/
What are you even trying to achieve here?
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>>86134218
>defending pigs
They all deserve to be beaten and killed
>anti sex and body art
Get aids you fucking redneck filth.
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>>86134264
I am glad you dislike piercings. I will take that as a consolation prize.
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>>86134121
Not everything needs to be pandered to the LGBT's whims, asshole.
>>
Why do guys on this board get so buttmad about lesbians? Actually, it's not just this board, but pretty much any board that discusses any kind of fiction. This is a real question. I mean, they're cartoons. It's not like you could stick your dick in them even if they were straight.
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>>86134293
Hes a cunt to everybody, though. Bot just LGBT community
>t. LGBT anon
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>>86134304
Two out of four of the main characters development arcs revolves around them being a lesbian. That's why. When it becomes their "defining trait", IE: Harley and Ivy, it becomes about as a bad as a character whom you can only describe based on what they look like.
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>>86134304
>It's not like you could stick your dick in them even if they were straight.
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>>86134275
Redemption

>>86134286
>body ""art""
Yeah okay, mate. Whatever you say. Further how is any of what I said anti-sex? Do you think being a fat pierced lesbian is the height of sexuality or even an acceptable facet of expression?
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>>86123901
Anyone going to point out how this girl is unusually talk for a human female? Going off Pearl, she must be like 7 ft tall.

Then Pearl says some weird shit about magic and saving humanity, and she's into it instead of weirded out. She might not be human.
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>>86134344
Buckleup buckeroo, you're just going to have to deal with it.
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>>86134289
You didnt answer what the problem with being gay is? its just a sexuality yes some people go overboard with the entitlement and the amount of labels but most the gays are just normal people and alot of those normal gays cant stand the vocal gay special snowflakes that fuss over the labels.
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>>86134304
It ruins the fantasy to some people of the idea that they'd be attracted to the viewer, even though most people whod want to fuck pearl are fat diseased neckbeards, that are more to amythests liking
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>>86134344
>the community has an issue with people being a cunt
That seems a little hypocritical
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>her initial is S

okay, that was a dumb theory. She could still be a spinel (or even less likely a silver, due to her piercings), but she isn't a rose quartz
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>>86134379
>implying any human in SU responds to fucking aliens and magic in a proper manner
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>>86134385
I really dont give a shit tbqh senpaialam. Ive got bigger problems then bruce jenner "the gender offender" going into my alien rock lesbian fan fiction.
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>>86134373
>Redemption
What are you some retarded jesusfag? Kill yourself and go to heaven already, you'll have a much better time there.
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>>86134289
Stay mad faggot.
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>>86134147
As a homosexual, isn't she endowed with Satan's power? Why not just make her immortal?
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>>86134413
How so?
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>>86134273
Other than TAWOG and Clarence sometimes, it's utter shit so that's not saying much.
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>>86132194
>The american is here.

Crazy how that fits.
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>>86134436
>Ive got bigger problems
Damn straight you do.
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>>86134373
Peiecings are hot and the best sex ive had was with a fat woman. Gag on gods scummy jew cock you christian lunk.
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>>86129081
You have to be above average attractive, otherwise you're fucked.
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Another "it's okay to be gay and a special snowflake" episode.

Really getting tired of this shit.
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>>86134445
>hurr durr, I'm so tolerate *sucks cock*
>WHAT THE FUCK, OPINIONS NOT LIKE MINE?! GTFO KILL URSELF OMG

Gotta love the hypocrisy of /co/mblr
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>>86134423

Maybe she's a standard Quartz going by Silica?
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>>86134423
On homeworld, that symbol means hope.
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>>86134451
Can't wait for Trump to utterly crush Hillary come November.
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>>86134218
>>anti-cops
I don't think there was an anti-cop sentiment. It was made pretty clear that they weren't disrespecting the cops, they just had no way to get out of explaining to the officer that they're illegal immigrants driving without a license.
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>>86134373
>acceptable
>expression
>trying to establish the boundaries within which people can express themselves
Never thought I'd see an anon promote censorship. Oh wait that's right, the chans support censorship if it's against stuff the zeitgeist doesn't like.
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>>86134218
>Anything with a police chase in it is now anti-cop propaganda
wew
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>>86134423
I didn't think she was a Rose Quartz, but she could just be going by a human name and living as a human, for whatever reason.
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>>86134645
>hurr having a negative opinion of something is censorship
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>>86134423
SNEO PL E
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posting in this thread so it hits the bump limit faster and gets this shit out of the catalog
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>>86134423
Why can't she just be a people
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>>86134304
Lesbian ships are about as exciting as a dose of horse tranquilliser. They just siphon interest away from anything relevant
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>>86134718
>ignores reasoning
>muh opinions!
Way to go bucko, you have zero reading comprehension.
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>>86134568
Because your opinions are backwards and unintelligent, so they should be erradicated as if they were a cache full of rats.
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>>86134568
When did I ever claim to be 'more tolerant than thou'? I'm just not a fucking retard who hates people for fucking people with a similar 23rd chromosome pair. Call me a bigot if you want, but your opinion is straight up shit.
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>>86134513
My ex had snake bites and it kinda just made me have a fetish for them.
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>>86134390
There's nothing inherently sinister about it. I would suggest that it isn't adaptive behaviour and there for not optimal, however.
The choice is with each individual and like smoking, drinking, extreme sports and all the other fun but stupid things in life, it's up to the individual to decide, knowing full well the risks and rewards. The difference is, smoking adverts are banned and alcohol isn't aimed at or sold to minors. In such a way the political and social approach to deviant sexual behaviour is wrong. It should be accepted, not encouraged. Someone smoking shouldn't be an issue if it doesn't affect you but there shouldn't be a concerted effort to normalise smoking.
That's my stance. I am concerned with the ends not the means, assuming it is practised respectfully and safely.


>>86134645
Censorship is legislative. Just because I don't want something doesn't mean others can't do that thing. Their reaction to social attitudes is their own.
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>>86134849
Are you saying that because he said something "anti-homo"?

Holy shit /co/ is getting fucking irredeemable.
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>>86132978
The singer in Foo Fighters was the drummer for Nirvana, I believe. Also, they describe themselves many times as a grunge band.
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>>86134586
>>86134671
I doubt it.

If it wasn't for the fact that Sugar outright said that steven is the first hybrid, I would be willing to guess that. heh, maybe her name is just Sugar.

Hark those minor facts. Drat them. Double-drat them


>>86134783
the only sold reason against it is her being 9 or 10 feet tall. Other than that it's just all this pointless mystery surrounding her. No name, no VA, and when Pearl claimed to be a hologram she say "I know how that is"
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>>86124083
It's a Steven universe 10/10
Wich is actually a 7
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>>86134935
You do know homosexuality is a born sexuality just like heterosexuality right it isnt just something you chose to do as a bad habit, there are plenty of loving gay marriages and dont give me the BS on divorces because straight couples divorce just as much if not more and thats already immoral as fuck in the bible.
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ok
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>>86134513
>>86134445
Not religious, sorry guys. Although, fun fact, most religions would consider suicide as an act worthy of damnation. Also:
>liking piercings and fatties
Wew lad. I can appreciate chubbiness on occasion but I really don't think it should be anyone's ideal. The shittiness of piercings are self evident. They're just aesthetically horrid, to say nothing of how stupid body alteration is.
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Will next episode be a GOOD for once?
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>>86134983
The crew has outright lied to fans more than once.
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>>86131280
iirc some mangaka said that no one had delved into time powers extensively before Dio's World and was generally well received because of that fact.
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>>86135106
I doubt it's the crew lying, so much as them not thinking the plot all the way through and making shit that contradicts they said prior.
>Pearl: I love pie.
>Pearl: WTF I hate eating!
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>>86123901
Any chance the Mystery Woman could be bisexual? I can't beat my dick to lesbians.
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Why is the crew trying to make her "myseterious"? She's not that mysterious. She doesn't even have any dialogue. Seriously, she's just another random townie who happens to sort've look like Rose.
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>>86135183
Yes, she has taken multiple dicks before becoming Pearl's wife. Does that make you feel better?
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>>86135106
Matt has, and Ian has made a claim that seems a bit iffy, but to date nobody has produced a single shred of evidence that Rebecca has lied
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>>86135183
Stop fetishizing her you male CIShitlord!
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>>86134286
Don't you have some kind of liberal arts meeting at your pampered college?
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>>86135183
Not a chance. She's a full dyke.
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>>86135151
She loves the process of making pie, not eating it
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>>86135047
I don't like piercings and I'm not attracted to fat people, but saying you can't have fatties and piercings in a cartoon just because they're not part of some ideal is just retarded. You can't always only have super attractive characters.
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>>86135039
First of all, your shitty grammar is really consistent with how an upset, mentally-retreating tumblr user types.

Second, no one here said he was a Christian.

Third, I found something just today that doesn't jive too well with what you're saying. http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/09/born-this-way-might-not-fully-capture-sexual-orientation.html
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>>86135289
Why?
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>>86134985
More like a 5 or 6
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>>86135039
That's not expresly true. First there are two states inherent and acquired. Some are born that way and others conditioned. Second that it may occur geneticaly doesn't change the nature of the activity. There are loads of rare positive genetics traits along with horrible debilitating ones. It's a moot point
As for marriage? Wel firstly divorce rates have changed rapidly from what they were, but that is a separate issue. I have no issue with unions that hold the same legal powers as a marriage, however why should the term marriage be used if it has religious origins and many parties to whom it has significance would rather it not be used? It's just plain disrespect. They have it so I want it is not an intelligent position to take
As for happiness research would suggest that the turn over rates in relationships and the individual unhappiness regardless of whether they are in a relationship are both notably lower but that is beside the point
I don't care about biblical morality
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>>86135285
You people aren't being helpful at all. I need validation.
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>>86135039
>He thinks people are born gay.

There is absolutely no basis in science for the 'born this way argument.' The closest we've deducted is that it's a mixture of nature and nurture and that's about it.

Take your political left wing garbage else where, dumb liberal.
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>>86134590
Hope starts with an "H", stupid!
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>>86134423
Buy hey, that's just a theory. A DUMB THEORY! Thanks for reading!
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>>86135546
So it's like Alcoholics? People born with the gene that makes them tend to become alcoholics won't necessarily become one?
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>>86134264
>nothing wrong with being gay its not harming you,

Gays literally spread disease like vermin.
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>>86135314
Two points here. From what I have said prior am not saying they can't have it, I am suggesting people shouldn't want it.

More accurately: I think it's perfectly fine to have in and of itself. Though, with the social tilt of steven universe it is hard to claim that there isn't underlying purpose to its inclusion. Most of the main characters are over weight. Most of the main cast are bent. Steven Universe has clear attitudinal motivations which is what I take issue with.
To clarify an author liking fatties and embedding them into the show is one thing. The extreme is when there is an implicit or explicit criteria they're trying to fill in order to 'convey a point' that doesn't serve the narrative.
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>>86135546
This, considering there are so many cultures that suddenly had a lot more faggots when the elite endorsed homosexuality it makes sense that we're all on that sexuality scale and everyone has the potential to be fag.
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This was the most un-SU feeling episode ever. I loved every moment of it.
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>>86135635
There is no scale. Conditioning is conditioning. A scale implies that certain actions are preferred at one time over others but are all included in a larger mechanism.
This is not necessarily the case. Even were it to be the case the implication that both sides are valid as they are naturally latent would validate other latent human states like psychosis or sociopathy.
Again, that it occurs naturally or appears to be part of a broader 'mechanism' is not an argument to its merit or danger.
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>>86135546
Okay, let's pretend for a moment you aren't talking completely out of your ass and being gay really is a choice. Prove it by making the choice to be gay, just for a short time

>>86135635
or maybe there just look like there are more gay people here because nobody would confess to it if they thought they'd get stoned to death in a marketplace
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>>86135616
I don't think they've made that character stocky for the sake of it, I think it was for the sake of her resembling Rose, which does serve the plot.
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>>86135790
>being gay really is a choice

He never said it was a choice, you triggered faggot.
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>>86135831
if it's not a choice then how the hell is it a sin you retard
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>>86135795
Well two points:
First they decided that it should resemble Rose. They could just have easily done the opposite and had a similar effect. Displayed that Pearl was truly moving on. So in a lesser fashion while the choice does have narrative purpose it is still intentional.

The second, and stronger point is that Rose was beefy in the first place. Rose, Greg, Steven, Amethyst. That is four out of six main characters. These choices did not serve the narrative and the new woman's appearance is an extension upon this attitudinal foundation.
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>>86135917
No one cares whether it is biblically moral. If we take morality, or more pragmatically, functionality into account plenty of conditions that are not a 'choice' are condemned. Psychopathy being the easiest and readiest example.
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>>86124105
>enough dykes.
Motha fucka, you cray.

This is like the ONLY cartoon with canon dykes.

Brah, you don't DESERVE Jenny image macros.
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>>86135933
Having Pearl move on instantly after Mr. Greg would be pretty lame imo
I think she should gradually realize that girl isn't Rose and won't replace her, thus being one step closer from completely moving on.
As for Rose being beefy, she's supposed to be this super powerful warrior gem, so I think having her be skinny like Pearl would be weird. Also, the art style seems to really exaggerate skinny/beefy characters, and kinda confuses fat and muscular, so it's hard to tell if Rose is supposed to be fat or just strong, especially with that fluffy dress.
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>>86136006
If just existing is morally unjustified for some people then what makes you think you have a right? What the fuck are you doing for society besides condemning people for feeling love towards other consenting adults, and blatantly lying to justify it?
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>>86136118
>Rose
>fat

She's a Quartz, a bred soldier. And as far as we know she's not a overcooked runt like Amy. Of course it's muscle under the dress.
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>>86136118
No, she is very clearly fat. Further, Garnet and Pearl serve fine as 'warrior' body types.
If you want to be more realistic about warriors you'd need to make them male or give them male-esque bodies. Females were not warriors and I'd challenge you to find me examples otherwise. Other than some exceptional individuals and some extenuating circumstances they really don't exist.
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>>86136188
>If just existing is morally unjustified for some people
Should psychopaths exist? Should pedophiles?
Are you really arguing the inherent worthiness of people's existence or are you taking convenient stance from which to defend your point?

Just to clarify I have already stated I don't think being bent is inherently bad. I don't think it's a good thing but so many actions people take aren't.

Acceptance? That's good. Needless encouragement and normalisation? I think that is ill-advised.
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>>86136273
>If you want to be more realistic about warriors you'd need to make them male or give them male-esque bodies
Yeah they definitely never did that, right? Also, Rose Quartz probably looks like Jasper under that dress. Also, Jasper is clearly stronger than Pearl and Garnet doesn't count because she's a fusion.
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>>86134134
Fifteen Minutes by Mike Krol
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>>86136460
>and Garnet doesn't count because she's a fusion.
>the body type to visually represent a fighter to the viewers doesn't count
You're a fucking retard.
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>>86135917
>
that uhh...that really made me think
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>>86136407
>everyone likes asses and it's ok to have one
>nobody likes an ass being pushed in your face nonstop
This anon gets it.
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>>86136513
She won her only fight with Jasper by dodging most of the time and with one really good attack that wouldn't even have worked outside of the ship because it relied on the ship's power source. Sure, Garnet is tough, but she's not Quartz tough. And she's only tough because fusions are stronger than the sum of their parts.
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>>86136691
Eh, not entirely.
Bismuth mentioned a time when she and Garnet took down like 3 platoons of quartz soldiers.

We don't know what a general quartz soldier is like. The only examples we have are:
>Amethyst, the weak ass runt
>Jasper, the "perfect quartz"
>and Rose "practically gem jesus" quartz
Average quartz soldiers are probably somewhere in between that wide gap from Amethyst to Jasper.
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>>86136855
True, but Rose is probably a lot closer to Jasper than just a tall Amethyst
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>>86123901
Why'd they have to make her a brown turbodyke with piercings?
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>>86128779
do sufags always get this defensive?
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