Daily Reminder: Homer Simpson only weighs just under 240 pou

>>86104715
Yea and Peter Griffin is 290 pounds.

Cartoon dads are filled with Helium apparently.

>>86104715
This aired in 1990, before the US population had reached Critical Ass

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>>86104715
>tfw you realize that you're fatter than Homer Simpson

>>86104715

I'm 225 and I consider that very overweight. I need to get off my ass and lose about 40 lbs. The standard of obese has just shifted in the wrong direction. Now we look at people that are literal mountains of fat and tell ourselves as long as we're not washing ourselves with a rag on a stick we're fine.

>>86104715
yeah he's also like five foot seven

>>86104855
the people deciding on the standards are basically hired to tweak things so they can make problems look larger and/or sell more people more shit. that's why there's only a tiny sliver of 'overweight' before 'obese' begins. because overweight is a statistic you can't get as many clicks from.

if you determine your health based on numbers and charts, you're unhealthy no matter what. try just grabbing your gut.

>>86104932
AHA HA HA FUCKING MANLET

>>86104855
So why are you on your ass, posting here?

>>86105034

Because I'm a fat lazy asshole obviously. I am taking steps. It just takes time. I've started exercising and actually cooking instead of getting prepackaged shit from the store.

>>86105132
Drop and give me 20 pushups

That IS overweight. I weighed that but I'm working on it. I lost 15 pounds last month.

>>86104715
are they both 4 feet tall

>>86105174

Do I get a twinkie afterwards?

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>>86104715
Can we have a fat guys thread?It's been awhile.

>>86105637
>Not spacing properly

>>86105132
Cut soda out of your diet

>>86104715
Daily Reminder: Hank Hill is only 8'2 in height and weighs 210 pounds, universally considered to be grotesquely underweight.

>>86107801
>only 8'2

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>>86106826
mistakeshappen

I'm 5'9'' and weight 143lbs.

>tfw 6'3"
>For me to have a healthy BMI I would need to weigh under 200 pounds
>I have weighed over 200 pounds since I hit puberty at 12 and grew 2 feet in a year

>people crying about having their weight starting in 2
>I'm freaking out I can't burn any more body fat and started losing muscle mass.

Is this a /fit/ thread now?

>>86107844
Same height, my weight fluxuates from 140-155 depending on how much I eat, drink, and workout in one day.

I just tell people I'm 5"10'.

>>86107801
>8'2

More like Hankenstein amirite?

>>86107801
>8'2"
Attack on Hank Hill

>>86107801
Rural southern US is weird like that anon. It's expected that you'll be muscular and handsome/thin and beautigul in your teens and then get fat

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>>86104715
>ITT

>Scenes throughout the seasons that show that the family can move/lift Homer despite his weight issues
>Homer of Seville shows two full grown elephants struggling to lift Homer on a pully system
>they complain about it

Which is it guys

>>86104715
240 IS morbidly obese. Gets some better genes and a faster metabolism like the rest of us

>>86109025
>Mr Burns is sometimes just as weak as you'd expect a real 90+ year old to be
>Sometimes he's so weak a piece of paper blowing into him can cripple him and leave a permanent scar with perfect detail

>6 foot even, 170-185lbs
>younger brother is 6'3 and 130lbs
Fucker eats worse than me and is more sediment too.
He's better looking and more extroverted as well

>>86104715
>only
>6 feet tall
>Body Mass Index of 32.5

You're *clinically* overweight at a BMI of 25 to 30, and anything above that is clinically obese.

His normal weight range would be between 136 to 184 pounds. It's very much fair to call him grotesquely overweight, not least because his eating and exercise habits created his weight and his attitude is one of not wanting to lose the weight.

Im 5'11 and weigh around 210

>>86109168
Sounds bulimic. You should buy him some whey

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>>86107816
>>86108901
>>86108976

It's true, go watch the yoga episode.

>>86104715
How tall is he?

>>86110085
Height: Six feet tall.

Weight: Fluctuates from 239 to a whopping 315 lbs.!

Residence: Evergreen Terrace, the nicest upper-lower-middle class section of Springfield.

Occupation: Safety inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

>>86109168

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>86110085

6 feet.

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>>86105637

Here you go. I just hope I don't summon the fatfag for posting this.

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bump

>>86109168
Is your name Ben?


If so, he's 6'2" and a half and 145 lbs. Also you're only 150 at most.

>>86110248

I wonder if the rumor that Alex is a fatfag is true and that Soos is actually based off of one of his bisexual flings in college.

>>86104715
>average american male weighs a little under 200 pounds today

>>86104715
I weight 400
Tomorrow grandma is taking me to the fat store to buy me some special clothes
I should be asleep because it's late and I have to wake up early

>>86104715
Yeah and with a 6 foot heighth his BMI would place him as second level obesity.

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>>86110428
>BMI

>>86104715
>King size Homer was about Homer being 300 pounds
>The world considers me too fat to go out of my house

>>86110503
What's the weight target for disability these days? Surely they've raised it.

>>86110381
CDC says 70% of Americans are overweight.

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>>86110520
>>86110503
>tfw had to move back into my parents house for a year
>gained about 80 pounds because nothing to do and nowhere to go so I never leave the house
>tfw realising I weighed as much as Homer when he had to wear a mumu

>>86110543
Did you ever try and get on disability?

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>>86110543
It's funny until you realize you are laughing at a mirroif I only could be ignorant and unaware again

>>86110578
Yeah, but not for my weight

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It's entirely true that here in Croatia we have loads of fuckhuge people. Big guys that are usually strong as fuck. My height is average in local terms despite them, but I dunno if I qualify as a manlet in US terms or not. Also, weight.

>>86104715
Muscle weighs more than fat. Also, height matters. You can kinda infer that Homer is both short and weak, so his weight shows as pure blubber.

>>86105132

KETO NIGGA

Anything under 400 is too thin

>>86110860

Anything over 400 grams is too heavy.

>>86110860
For women, yes. At least I think so.

I love being within the healthy BMI range.

I hate how much I like my new flabby belly

>>86110897

See that's your problem Greg. You want one huge woman when you could have multiple smaller ones.

>>86107859
>I'm 220 & 6'5"
>fairly chubby because i smoke weed and watch cartoons all day
Gotta get a new bicycle mang, walking is cool but bikes are cooler

>>86111188
Does it give you a boner?

>be 310 at 5'7 March 2015
>April rolls around, see my work orientation pictures, decide I look like shit and learn about cals
>walk for 45 min 5 times a week outside, watch calorie intake
>eventually get a treadmill, start running for 30 minutes, then 35

Was 192 this morning, and I don't even run more than 3 times a week anymore (it's usually 2), but I have bumped the running up to an hour. Tryin' to hit that 130-145 range though.

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>>86110939
I gained quite a bit over the last year...lots of stress, an injury that kept me off my feet and a sedentary job to boot. I'm not a fat fag but it was weirdly fascinating to see how much my body had changed. Almost enjoying it in a weird way, like, damn, look at how big I am now.

I'd really like to live past 30 though so I'm working on losing it, but I know what you're saying.

>>86111299
meant for >>86111188

I too would love to be in the healthy BMI range however.

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>>86111299

fat fucks please post pics for me

>>86104715
>just under 240 pounds
Towel rack

>>86109610
i see those pixels

>>86104855
I find the opposite extreme, if you're not tanked, you're unfit

>>86110284
For some reason I think this actually fits Ron better. He's weirder looking as a skinny guy. That's his character I guess.

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>Have replaced all carbs with vegitables since last year
>Stopped drinking soda all together 7 years ago
>Use no sauces in my cooking
>Only eat junk food when with friends
>Replaced all my snacks with celery and bananas since Febuary
>Walk 3KM when ever the weather isn't bad
>266lb
What am I doing wrong

>>86108114
Yes, /fit/ are bully faggots

>>86112026
>3 km walk
that's pretty much fuck all

increase speed or distance

>>86112088
When ever I walk with people they tell me I walk too fast and slow down which is weird considering I'l extremely unfit and can't even run

>>86110248
>Shrek.gif

Didn't one of the newer episodes put his weight at 270?

>>86111281
Nice.

>>86112026
>Walk.
Sprint, man.

>>86110543
Female, right?

>>86104842
Im older than him and Hans Moleman

>>86105132
The cooking is the most important part. Calories in, calories out is the only thing that matters for weight loss. You can do it, anon, I believe in you.

>>86110284
>character gets fatter
>also gets taller

>>86113503
Fucking this. Totally ruins it for me.

>>86110520
> Being fat is a disability
If you stop paying and feeding them they'll lose all that excess weight and be functional again.

>>86112026
> 3km
> exercise
Nigga the human body can hard march 80km in a day. You aren't even 5% of that. STEP. IT. UP.

Wish I was homo so I could get with all the fatfags. It seems to be a harder fetish to come by with girls.

>>86114076
All girls have the exact same fetish as any other girl. They want Money and power.

>>86111262
Yes. I'm conflicted though, because I miss bring skinny and trim, but this belly and padding sexually arouses me. How often does YOUR OWN body get you off? I think I got a decent thing going on here, right? But I also miss being in shape and being able to preform high feats of athleticism with little to no effort.

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>>86110321
Soos is definitely based off of a friend in college. Between the Love God, Soos, and Stan, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's a chubby chaser.

>>86105132
GET ON THE GROUND AND GIVE ME 50 FATTY

>>86104932
>15 girls are as tall as Homer.

>>86115107
What?

>>86104987
Spoken like a person with repressed rage.

>>86110321
His girlfriend is far from fat.

>>86114419
>3 fat characters in a large cast means they're a chubby chaser
Stop projecting.

>>86113503
Sitting makes sense to be higher because he's got ass fat as a booster seat.

>>86104932
homer is six feet the hell are you talking about

>>86116408
>Not using question marks

>>86104715
>only
That's an entire child overweight. Why wouldn't it be considered grossly overweight?

>>86104932
He's officially 6'

>>86112026
>Only eat junk food when with friends
Spend less time with friends?
Actually calculate your food in and expended calories?
Get your blood checked for fluorides, because you won't loose weight no matter what if you are one of the rare people whose liver can't filter them.

>>86116448
Because there are many people who are bigger than that.

>>86115943
Spoken like a person with repressed height

>>86116513
>you won't loose weight

Yeah, I rewatched that episode recently and wondered how landwhales haven't bullied it out of syndication yet.

>>86112026

What was your starting weight, and how many calories do you eat a day?

Also, you didn't replace all carbs if you are eating fruits and such.

>>86116561
not him but who isn't repressed about something in their lives, lets be real here.

>>86116607
>lets be real

>>86104715
I'm 295 and I don't look as fat as he does, so yeah, he is obese.... and so am I. That and we're both 6 foot.

>>86116709
Ellipses are three dots.

>>86116745
Tomatoe potatoe.

>>86116745
spend time on something more productive.

>>86107801
If he was that tall that would mean that Peggy,Bobby and literally every other character was also freakishly tall since he isn't towering above everyone

>>86110675
>but I dunno if I qualify as a manlet in US terms or not.
Yes
rule of thumb is that 5'11 is the cutoff for manlet

>>86116267
I like chubby but my gf is thin.

>>86116540
So? There are many people who are thieves too, but that doesn't mean it's okay to be a petty thief.

>>86116568
Oh, no a typo! Whatever shall we do?

>>86116944
>Oh, no a typo!

*Oh no, a typo!

or

*Oh, not a typo!

>tfw 6'3 260 lbs

I was really bulked with muscle in high school but my metabolism stopped when I stopped working out and now I can't seem to lose it

>>86116944
I don't think that's what he's saying. What I'm getting is that he's telling people who are much larger that they crossed the line many many pounds ago.

Slipping of standards has all of these 240+ people looking at people 300+ going 'well I'm not that fat so I can't really be fat now can I?' This isn't counting people who are heavy from being jacked of course.

>>86104842
>>86104855
>>86104987
>>86105132
>>86112026

>>/fit/

>>86112040

Kill yourself hamplanet

>>86116847
5'10 here. I'll never learn.

>>86112026
do you consider not eating night snack before sleeping? It usually helps.

>>86104715

So he's over 100kg and considered to be obese?
I don't see what you're getting at here.

>>86112026
Eating too many calories and not sleeping properly

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tfw approx 5 ft 10 and 190ish pounds and feel like a fat piece of shit, despite everyone around me telling me the contrary
A-am I fat, /co/?
I'm 18 if that matters

>>86117882
Yeah you probably are

>>86104715
I once saw someone who was so fat they were literally round. Not like a big pudgy beanbag chair like many obese, but completely spherical, like fucking Violet Beauregarde. You could have pushed him on his side and rolled him along the street. It horrifies me to this very day. I don't want to sound inconsiderate or hateful, but I just can't understand how human bodies can reach that sort of level. Like being fat is easy and understandable, turning into a living beach ball seems like it should be impossible, but they exist.

>>86118014
I'm surprised someone of that size was outside, must have a shit ton of bloating going on to achieve that shape.

>>86112026
count calories and work out more

maybe join a gym
>don't listen to the vocal bully minority over at /fit/
no one at the gym will really make fun of people who are trying. Everyone started out somewhere and they are all aware of that. Also they fucking love to give advice
They will however, make fun of people that do half reps or take up the racks/weights without using them

>>86118172
They weren't even in a scooter or anything. They were just waddling down the street. I can't even believe they were able to move.

>>86118014
Did you somehow visit Deviant Art but in real life?

>>86114076
not so much, we're just all taken already because fat dudes are common

>>86112026
make sure you eat at regular times every day and always eat a good breakfast

So if I'm 6'3" and around 190 lbs, I'm fat? I can see my feet just fine from up here.

>>86104715
>only

nigga, you realize that's a lot of fat if none of that weight is muscle mass?

>>86113503
To be fair he had ingested something that turned people into giant henchmen.

>>86116388
There's also the pizza guy, Gideon's dad, Sheriff Blubs (who was gay)... almost all the adult males were overweight. Soos regularly was seen in his underwear, and Stan had his shirt off a few times. I can't remember the Love God disrobing, but he's the Love God, so he's kind of innately sexual.

>>86110525
You sure about that chief? https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html

>>86116831
>tfw big willie lane is 10 ft. tall

The King of the Hill world is scary.

>>86112026
Defective. Kill self and try again.