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Is there anyone who can defeat timmy on a beach when he makes his "I wish I was the strongest guy on the beach" wish?
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You just need a girl who's stronger than he is. Girls aren't guys, y'see.
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>>86042765
Ehhhh, what's up doc?
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>>86042765
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>>86042765
Hercules. In fact he fought a guy with a similar power to Timmy
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>>86043494
Except that Hercules would still have to step onto the beach to get to Timmy, at which point Timmy would become stronger than him.
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>>86042765
Jimmy Neutron with his Cheese Ray
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>>86043553
Timmy doesn't know how to fight though, he's just strong.
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>>86042765
Timmy's weight in bees.
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Someone who can fly.
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>>86043999
>Cheese ray is on the beach
>He becomes stronger than the cheese ray

Do you guys forget when the whale went on the beach, the Wish was so open ended.
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>>86044020
But he's the strongest guy on the beach anon.
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>>86043553
Timmy's wish wasn't to be the "strongest guy on the beach", it was to be the "biggest guy on the beach". That's why the whale washing up on shore made him grow.
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>>86044064
>implying Jimmy has to be on the beach to shoot a ranged weapon at Timmy
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>>86042765
literally anybody who puts up an actual prize to win for the fight.
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>>86044109
>Implying Timmy won't cuck Jimmy into suicide.
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>>86043999
trips of truth
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>>86043553

so all he has to do is lift him off the beach.
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>>86044088
>Timmy's wish wasn't to be the "strongest guy on the beach"
Yes it was. He became stronger than the whale.
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>>86044064
The Cheese Ray wouldn't be on the beach though. Unless it adds to Jimmy's power. But still no matter how strong he is it doesn't prevent him from being turned into cheese
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>>86042765
Anyone who isn't on the beach.
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>>86044077
Here doesn't need to be stronger than him, he just needs to be strong enough to carry Timmy off the beach.

and then violate his sweet boipussy
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>>86044308
Herc*

Fuck autocorrect
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Tootie
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>>86044308
Does the strength stay with him while he's off the beach? Also wouldn't Timmy obviously struggle if he's being hoisted off the ground? Pretty sure that'd be pretty challenging to carry off
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>>86044408
>Also wouldn't Timmy obviously struggle if he's being hoisted off the ground? Pretty sure that'd be pretty challenging to carry off
Not to mention the size difference. The stronger Timmy gets, the bigger he gets.
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>>86042765
A monster lurking under the sand to drag him under the beach.
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telekenetic lifts timmy up and trows him in the sea or to space.

and here a fun one....The hulk lands next to timmy and they fight.
both keep getting stronger and stronger
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>>86044408
Yes, but he's Hercules
>>86044448
Hercules dragged a giant across a country
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>>86042765
But what if someone else with fairies came to the beach and also wished to be the strongest guy on the beach?
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>>86043074
But guys are stronger than girls, y'see.
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Batman
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>>86044560
Cue wand fart noise and poof out Da Rules
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>>86042765
Franklin Richards.

Two omnipotents on the same beach = stalemate, Franklin then uses his natural brilliance to trick Timmy out of his wish.
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Make everyone else get off the beach.
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What is with this series and it's muscle growth fetish? It's been there since the Oh Yeah! Cartoon days.
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>>86044950
If there's no one on the beach, Timmy wins by default.
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I don't want be Mangafag but, Saitama?
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>>86042765
A tiny old asian man

Any one will do
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>>86045084
Have someone shoot him from a boat.
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>>86042765
Either two guys, or a strong girl if the second strongest guy on the beach (who is the person Timmy's strength is bench-marked on) isn't at all strong.
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Look 'ere, pumpkin 'ead... yer all done.
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>>86042765
>stand in the water
>no longer on the beach, but in the water
>watch Timmy try to beat me in the water but then drown
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If I recall, as long as they don't literally step foot on the beach, Timmy can't become stronger than them so anyone with flight and super strength
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>>86044088
>Timmy's wish wasn't to be the "strongest guy on the beach", it was to be the "biggest guy on the beach"

Could Bane beat Timmy then?
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>>86046666
It would be extremely painful, Mega-Satan. For Bane.
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>>86042765
Aquaman? Just attack from in the ocean, it's not technically the beach
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Flex Mentallo, obviously.
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>>86046214
Now all you need is someone with the Huntsman and it's a done deal.
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Your fairies have more power than you'll ever have! They gave you your power, they can take it away!

Face it, Timmy! You're still just second-best!
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>>86042765
Bart Simp making the same wish with a monkey paw.
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Me when I say "I challenge you to a strength competition"
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>>86047149
Fucking goat
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>>86047293
>wishes to be the strongest guy on the beach
>winds up on a beach with only girls
That's...actually not much of a monkey's-paw twist, come to think of it.
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>>86047149
read it in his voice
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>>86046316
>powercreap intestifys

You fool! Anywhere I call the beach IS the BEACH, the WORLD IS MY BEACH!
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>>86047149
Done like this, the end of Fairly Odd Summer would've been less what-the-fuck.
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>>86042765

Madara Uchiha
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These things, they just have to destroy the beach and then they can go after that little buck-toothed freak.
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>>86042765
A gun.
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>>86044077
It doesn't matter Timmy can bench one pound more than Herc if he's never been in a fight in his life.
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>>86049943
Speaking of which im almost frightened to think what would happen if Madara or Yhwach stepped on that beach.

How powerful would Timmy become?
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>>86050379
>the wish never specified that it was limited to physical strength
I don't even know who those characters are and I'm terrified.
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>>86042765
Saitama.
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>>86042765
Something incorporeal. Something hovering, say an inch, above the beach since it's technically not ON the beach. Someone with a gun. The Spy if he's behind Timmy.
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>>86042765
The juggernaut
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>this guy takes a step on the beach

What happens?
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Bring it
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>>86052116
Heart:100%

What a Mob Psycho ripoff
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>>86052059
Then this happens, but with a 10-year-old boy instead of a mohawked alien:

https://youtu.be/os-rb4uIlHo?t=81
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>>86052116
> chris chan meets scott pilgrim
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>>86043074
You got him there
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>>86043553
ON the beach. Same rules as the Hercules story. Pick him up and toss him off the beach.
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>>86047773
Hol y shit. This thread is amazing
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>>86052061
timmy punch him in the face "a la saitama"
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>>86042765
I think saitama will finally meet his match...
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What would happen to Timmy is Galactus just happened to be on the beach that day?
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>>86053707
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>>86053566
If Timmy and Saitama clashed, there would be no more beach and Timmy would lose.
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>>86054045
Well, I'll be damned
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>Thinking power levels are linear
>Trying to fight absolute power with absolute power

Fucking stupid; you can be weaker than a guy in numbers, yet entirely beat him due to the compatibility of your powers or abilities in general. He's stronger in numbers, but that's all he is.
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>>86042765
You can't become greater than perfection himself.
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>>86055010
Shit, forgot the picture.
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What if another timmy with that wish steps on the beach
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>>86055052
Then they constantly outgrow each in a magical feedback loop until neither of them can fit on the beach.
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>>86053566

>Timmy becomes stronger than anyone else on the Beach
>Saitama is infinitely strong

This could be some sort of universe ending paradox
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That's it, Timmy! You need to leave.
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You guys forget Timmy can just wish his enemy on the beach or for the beach to extend through the whole world.
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Whats stopping someone from just flying OVER the beach?
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>>86055301
>Point out his obvious fairies
>win
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>>86042765
Chloe making the same wish, replacing "guy" with "girl."

Sorry I went there.
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>>86055379
The fairies are severly gimped when it comes to shit because of Da rules.
Movie equipped Timmy with the magic muffin and with the beach buff while on the beach with his fairies is pretty strong and can basically destroy everything that doesn't resist damage.
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>>86042765
The debt collector
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>>86055379
Pfft. A seasoned godkid like Timmy can explain it away with any reasonable or unreasonable excuse. The entire world became a beach because of sudden global warming, which then evaporated most of the water.
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>>86055245
>No matter how far you run, glitch or escape, he will push you out of his house.

Is Trip truly the strongest one?
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The horror of non-existence.
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>>86055592
As far as we know Big Venus can't do shit outside of the holo deck. We shall never know because of S3 never.
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>>86055545
Perhaps only Radical Larry is a match for him.

Radical Larry can also kill Timmy by vibrating through him so fast he'd die.
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>>86055618
In a SWR game it makes anything that attacks it disappear.

Also, fuck Tim & Eric for their shit. They were the ones that bitched about spending money on anime.
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>>86055661
I'm pretty sure they were on Paradigm in that stage of SRW Z. They simply dissapear from the holo deck.
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Superman using his heat vision from orbit. He's not on the beach, so Timmy isn't stronger. Basically anyone that could hit him without being on the beach.
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>>86055661
Well, if it's powers do function, I've at least gotten a draw with my choice.
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>>86055707
Meant for >>86055686
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>>86050218
>>86046855
>>86046214

>mfw even Adam Sandler could beat Timmy Turner in that scenario
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>>86055244
What happens is that Timmy grows so big that his head passes through the atmosphere and into space, which causes him to suffocate
Saitama wins by literally doing nothing
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>>86055027
>>86055010
SAM IS BACK
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>People forget timmy can equip these
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>>86055703
Superman could miss and hit the beach instead thus making Timmy stronger than the laser.

It could work since the same thing happened with a cruise ship.
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>>86055865
__YEH__
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He can't do much if he's a card.
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>>86042765
He asked to be the strongest, but he's still a mentally challenged wimp with no combat skills. All that muscle is just going to encumber him
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>>86055949
no prep time
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Eventually his health would wear away.
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>>86055244
Saitama could dive kick him. Thus, not being on the beach and defeating Timmy.
>>86042765
Popeye, he'd eat spinach and then, by toonforce levitate or write a new rule in Da Rules, robbing Timmy of his power.
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>>86042765
Not unless it's a strongman competition, then the wish's off.
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The question to consider is, rather, the limit of his fairies' magic.
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>>86056532
The limits are only those set by Da Rules.

Unless Jorgen snuck in some rule preventing any godkid from becoming stronger than he is, Timmy can theoretically just bigger and stronger until he can obliterate the universe with a single twitch.
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>>86056570

Is there a list anywhere of all known rules that were referenced in the show? There must be.
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>>86056184
>has fairies
>just wishes he has growing equipment
gg
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>>86056601
http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Da_Rules
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>>86055618
There wasn't like, some holodeck, that was all of reality. Big Venus ended existence in it's entirety 40 years ago, paradigm city was holo-decky because it was just the manifestation of Big Venus's memories, with her self-insert Angel fan-fictioned in.

Though I'm still not sure if Gordon Rosewater was real, and somehow survived Big Venus deleting existence, and if he wasn't real, why he was in the know and understood everything.

I figure maybe something about him being the one who built Big Venus and made preparations for if Big Venus did end the universe, but that's pure speculation.
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>>86044512
If Hulk's strength is measured as a potential, wouldn't Timmy just automatically get bigger than the biggest Hulk?
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>>86042765
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>Emrakul decides to attack
>Timmy, his fairies, and three innocent bystanders, possibly the beach itself, is destroyed before the attack actually happens.
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>>86055545
No. When you name yourself Tyrone he actually lets you pound his wife. Weird glitch.
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>>86053707
Galactus is more powerful so he would kick Tim Tim's ass. Cosmic power doesn't have much to do with physical strength
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>>86042765
I give him this. The stronger he is, the more powerful the finger trap and he's not smart enough to figure out the solution.
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>>86044560
Either it would fail or you would have some deviant art fanfiction fetish where they both keep growing more muscular and outgrow the universe.
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>>86042765
Anyone who can fly. Don't land on the beach and you win.
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>no matter how big he gets, the size of his head stays the same
Mario can jump on his head and kill him.
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>>86058170
>gets cucked by elf hitler and the trix rabbit
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>Some kid says he's the strongest guy on the beach!
>Well, that may be so, but he's not the strongest guy off the beach! By which I mean, I'm in a satellite right now aiming a railgun at a small child! On a beach!
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>>86059423
I still read it in his voice.
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FOOLS! Clearly The Dayman is more than enough to defeat Timmy. He's fighter of The Nightman, and master of both karate and friendship
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>>86059521
Ah, but has Dayman AH-AH-AHHHHHH paid the troll toll?
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>>86059423
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Given that it is not as broken as it sounds, I think the real question here is who is the strongest character Timmy can defeat with such a power?
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>>86059666
Anyone whose strength has a known upper limit, which gets kind of hard to define with most of the top heavy hitters.
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>>86042765
>"I wish I was the strongest guy on the beach"
I would argue that he 'was' the strongest until I arrive.
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>>86051589
Bullshit is what they are.

Let's put it another way.

Madara is so ridiculously strong only the author saved the series he was in.

Yhwach is so stupidly powerful he can alter the future. Even futures where he dies.

Suffice to say that these are both not /co/ related.
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>>86042765
>challenge him to a competition
>he loses his powers
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What happened to that assblasted mod who woulld delete FoP threads?
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