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/sug/ - Steven Universe General 2016-09-05 07:40:35 Post No. 86035148
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/sug/ - Steven Universe General 2016-09-05 07:40:35 Post No. 86035148
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Oh, the possibilities! Edition
Last Thread: >>86030540
>Future Boy Zoltron:
Download: https://mega.nz/#F!aFVwTBxB!GKeouMwlFlHUwTAGix6R-w
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Last One Out of Beach City (September 8th, 2016): "Steven, Pearl and Amethyst attend a rock show."
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tim5tEYNz5U
Onion's Gang (September 15th, 2016): "Steven finds out about Onion's secret friends."
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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poel
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Hey, we're back!
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SEXY
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Lappy makes me happy
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>>86035173
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We have images again! Quick, post everything you have before some other asshat uses all the image limit up!
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EGG EGG EGG
FROG FROG FROG
MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE
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>>86035148
I'm taking this human with me.
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>>86035179
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>>86035159
I actually admire your dedication. Poel it is.
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>>86035173
jesus fucking christ
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>>86035212
someone already posted the image, anon. You don't have to post it again.
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>>86035212
>>86035173
You people need help.
You also need to learn to not post the same fucking image after it's been posted.
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>>86035221explain this meme to me pls
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>>86035230
In poster two's defense, the first one was spoilered.
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>>86035148
We're back, baby!
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>>86035196
>gfw Jasper's preggers
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>>86035212
make this the header for the next thread
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>>86035234I can't, it's too far goneEven I don't get it anymoreAll I know is the eggs represent the "Lapis lays an egg" fags, the frogs represent the guy who claimed becky stole stole his frog, and as revenge he killed her baby, causing the 3rd meme: sucrose's miscarriage
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>>86035241
Jasper's gonna go fullSucrose
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>>86035178
SEXY-ER
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>>86035241
Well thankfully that can only happen if she shapeshifts a womb.Gems can probably shapeshift a verguba by itself though.
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>>86035275
YOU WISH
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>>86035241
>his child will have random dark red/brown streaks on their body.
>his child will be a permanent mouth-breather
>his child will have jasper's temperament and brash personality
rip
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Jasper is a CLOD
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>>86035282
>ywn pound Jasper's furry shapeshifted vagoo
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>>86035267
>causing the 3rd meme: sucrose's miscarriage
>this entire sentence
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>>86035241
>tfw you get murdercocked by the same inferior being that murdercocked your arch-nemesis
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>>86035148
Why is Amethyst such an ugly abomination?
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here's amethyst
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>>86035327
She's Jasper's sister, what'd you expect?
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>>86035324
>So this is the power that destroyed Rose Quartz!
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>>86035327
Why do you have such shit taste?
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>>86035267what if all the stress of this miscarriage meme causes sugar to have another miscarriage?
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>>86035324
pottery?
>>86035327
that is certainly an ugly amethyst, no doubt about that.
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>>86035212
>>86035266
You edgelord dumbasses will get this thread banned and you'll deserve it.
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Just admit it,Jasper fucking dies.
We'll either see her getting cured by steven's powers or yellow diamond crushing her before saying ''weak.. '' with a disgust face.
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>>86035287
i do not have to wish because it is already undeniably true
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where is leaks? It is strange that a promo came earlier than leaks.
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>>86035350
>>86035346
>>86035340
>>86035327
Did this just become an Amethyst thread?
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>>86035364
i think you mean
>MEDIOCRE
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>>86035348I know the lot of you are likely just playing along, but just to be clear here: Rebecca Sugar was never pregnant and did not have a miscarriage, It's a forced meme that has gained too much traction and will probably never go away.
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>>86035364
as if i haven't cried over jasper enough already
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>>86035368
Uh, sure. I'll see what I can dig up.
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>>86035365
Accept the blue slut for what she is, you mongoloid.
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>>86035368
>amethyst with freckles
Yes
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>>86035376
IAN IS THAT YOU, COULD YOU PLEASE CONFIRM TO EVERYONE HERE THAT LAPIS IS CANON WORST GEM?
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>>86035368
>freckles
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>>86035368
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>>86035178
Who the fuck wouldn't want to plow Lapis with their gem drill?
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>>86035384
Well while you do that, I'll give you a bigger version of an image if it exists.
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>>86035368
Who knew Amethyst could look so good with freckles?
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>>86035396
I never said the blue slut wasn't sexy, just that the orange babe is very a lot much way more sexier
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>>86035402
leafing through my folders has revealed that I actually have more art of amethyst shapeshifted as jasper than I have actual amethyst art.
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>>86035410
>a fabulous journey
>a journey that only lasts about 12 minutes
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>>86035440
>a journey that took 2 episodes of preparation before any action
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>>86035438
Kek
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>>86035410
Fucking faggots, that's who.
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>>86035411
thanks.
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>>86035324
jasper's orgasm face
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>>86035438
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>>86035173
this is what happens when /sug/ doesn't get their weekly recommended allowance of lore
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>>86035434
>>86035396
They are both sexy
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>>86035474
It's okay. We might get some Pearl/Amethyst history this week.
And if not, we'll be meeting Onion's magical talking animal friends next week.
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>73 replies
>51 images
Never change /sug/
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>>86035485
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>>86035440
Technically it took a few hours according to Peridot.
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VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/11147151
This just in, Tumblrposters beat out /freaks/ as /sug/'s least wanted. That means you, guy who keeps posting the Give Greg A Boyfriend shit. I don't give an ass if the show makes him a pro leather daddy dom, because greg is based nomatter what, but I don't want to hear what tumblrinas have to say about it.
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>>86035471
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>>86035505
Hey we reached page 10 before the image limit in the last couple of threads. We earned those pearl points and now we're cashing in!
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I'm thankful for these Amethysts
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>>86035505
>expecting people to not post images on an image board
it was always destined to be like this
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>>86035467
>DON'T STOP OR I'LL FUCKING CRUSH YOU LIKE THE WEAK PATHETIC INSECT THAT YOU ARE
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>>86034883
As someone who literally just got into steven universe a week ago, maybe I can shed some light on this. Because I thought the same way you did until recently.
On the surface, it looks like a dumb show for children and anybody who takes it seriously is an idiot.
Once you start watching it, it shows you that there's a lot of depth to (most of) the characters and the story is much deeper than it appears. And there's something there for most people.
I'd never admit to it in public though because I'm not a pathetic sperg who admits to being into children's cartoons.
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>>86035574
glad I took the time make sure then.
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>>86035311
>furry shapeshifted vagoo
Would anyone a AIDS dog Jasper?
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>>86035572
Jasper won't be crushing shit with Lapis around.
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>>86035600
I dunno, she'll be crushing pretty hard on lapis.
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>>86035566
I'm not trying to complain, I just find it funny we got 75 replies and only 25 didn't have an image.
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>>86035592
yes
i want to show AIDS dog jasper how to love and you should too
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>>86035529
>>86035553
>>86035566
I've been really liking Amy lately. I went from not giving a shit, to wanting to give her hugs constantly, even against her will.
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Look what I made, 4chan!
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Would you say "ahhhh" anon?Anyone have this in full size?
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>>86035610
Where were you when Jasper lost all of her masculinity and became an aristocrat's sextoy?I saw it with my own eye
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My laptop just died and won't turn back on even when it's charging.
Post sad gems, for I now have none.
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>>86035623
She's been needing hugs a lot lately.
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>>86035623
I feel you anon
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>>86035634
you fried your power supply, i'll bet. you used it in bed? I busted one like that once. everything's still accessible off of your hard drive, you just need to take it into a store or do shenanigans.
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>>86035579
lets not go small horse here. Just say it's good and leave it at that.
Also, where the fuck do you people live that watching cartoons as an adult is a problem? Literally no one I know cares, most millennials wear "I watch cartoons" as a badge of honor and older folks don't give a shit. I mean jesus christ do you have actual friends? Do you hate the people you associate with so much that you can't trust them to not crucify you for liking something? You're not special; other people like things too, and you probably have more in common than you would think if you just fucking try to be a sociable human being.
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I like the tattoo
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>>86035591
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>>86035600
lapis is the exception whom jasper wants to be crushed by rather than to crush with her own hands
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This thread is sick
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>>86035652
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>>86035650
Too bad Ilost the receit
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>>86035660
cucked yet again
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>>86035650
This, always use your laptop on a hard surface. Using it on soft surfaces will overheat the the laptop and cause extra dust to get caught in it.
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>>86035634
Sorry, anon
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>>86035669
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something something cringy forced SU sucks just give me the (you)s already
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>>86035684that image is missing an egg for the trifecta
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>>86035686
Hey Lapisgo fetch
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Why won't anyone notice my peri-ice ream pic? I worked hard on it. I want people to see it :(
here it is:
>>86035625
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>>86035688
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>>86035699
Full comic, for convenience
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>>86035634
my laptop shuts down whenever I try to use it while it's charging
I don't really think that relates to your problem but I wanted to complain about it
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>>86035707Don't think I don't see you /freak/
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do it
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blep
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>>86035713
>filename
yeah, that checks out.
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Threadly reminder: Lapiven is best ship.
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>>86035708
Nice, I just saved the funny parts
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>>86035625
>>86035706
Is that lime or pistachio?
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>>86035623
It's a dangerous road.
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>>86035716ssshhhhh... no one needs to know.
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>>86035699
Now that Steven is gonelet's fuse
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>>86035621
Jasper loosing her clothes during the corruption really fuels my fantasy of Jasper being suddenly healed and coming out naked and vulnerable.
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>>86035750
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>>86035725
Full size boot full of cute!
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>>86035755
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>>86035741
I'm sure the life of an Amyfag is suffering. You guys don't even have the benefit of a huge cancerous group to circlejerk with, like we do.
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>>86035756
Keep that movie away jesus fuck I've never been that depressed again
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>>86035749It's okay, I'm eager for her to come back too
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>>86035775
But he also doesn't have people to yell at him when he posts inferior thumbnails
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>>86035780
t. faggot who's never seen Jacob's Ladder
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This realization hit me. Amethyst was never fat at all. She's a midget, so all of her bara features that would normally be seen at full size are actually compacted vertically, giving her a chubby appearance.
The fat meatball is actually a mini beef wellington. My mind is blown, /sug/
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>Gems need to go back to homeworld
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>>86035790
Aww, you beat me to posting the bigger version.
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>>86035795
Watched it with my ex. I love psychological horror like that. The Last unicorn on the other hand was a crash course in why we can't have nice things and why nothing in life even matters.
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>>86035756
oh that would be just delightful
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>>86035808
Yes, yes I did
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>>86035803
>The fat meatball is actually a mini beef wellington
culinary kek
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>>86035805
Go away Bishop
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>>86035795
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>>86035694
no
stop it
no
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>>86035810
sounds like a jasper kinda movie
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>>86035810
>Watched it with my ex
This
And I've never even heard of The Last Unicorn. I guess it's worth it?
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>>86035827Zone is overrated.
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>>86035823
No
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>>86035834
Not even close
>>86035843
Do you enjoy the feeling of everything you know and love falling into nothing as every action you take drives you further towards failure no matter what? Then yes!
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>>86035803
>The fat meatball is actually a mini beef wellington.
Kek
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>>86035854
Goddammit Bishop, fuck off!
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>>86035852
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>>86035781
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Does Steven watch The Itchy and Scratchy show?
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>>86035706
I know that feeling. I drew an alright pic of a pun i came up with once
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>>86035867
Nah
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>>86035888
too violent.
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>>86035857
I don't cry easy, but I like a nice challenge!
Plus, animated movies hit me like twice as hard as live action, so who knows.
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Is Garlic best Gem?
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>>86035883
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>>86035913
Violent? What are you talking about?
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Steven is the cutest gem and you cant tell me otherwise
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>>86035913
For a kid, yeah, but I grew into it.
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Shorty Squad fusion when?
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>>86035921
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>>86035327
with that art style how wouldn't she be gross
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>>86035916
Its really good, if a bit convoluted by today's standards. The ending is, bittersweet and if you enjoy being introspective and thinking about things you will enjoy the hell out of it. It speaks to me on a certain level because the supporting characters are all heavily flawed, being pale imitations of what they want to be or having given up on their dreams while the strongest among them is unable to ever receive the love he so desperately seeks. Its really, really relatable
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>>86035925
But why would I do that if I agree with that statement?
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>>86035943
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Who would Nic Cage play?
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>>86035938
We're talking about Steven "Giant Robots Shouldn't Fight" Quartz-Universe
Literally the raddest thing in the world and it's too much for him.
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>>86035940
At this point, I couldn't care less who Peridot fuses with.
I just wanna see if she even can and how fucked up the fusion will be.
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>>86035916
I would also suggest you check out Wizards by Ralph Bakshi, its really...weird but in a good way if you like really out there stuff.
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>>86035342
you shut your whore mouth they are both perfect
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>>86035857
>>86035857
currently watching the last unicorn on youtube
you better be telling the truth
it better make me so fucking depressed that i forget about the pain jasper's death cause me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMss40vJVOw
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>>86035964
>I just wanna see if she even can
Considering the tease they gave us with Garnet, I seriously doubt she'll never be able to fuse.
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>Blowjob Princess
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>>86035972
Hate to say it anon, but the unicorn goes through EXACTLY what Jasper does. Enjoy nothing but sorrow for tonight. Come back and tell me your feelings when you're done
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>>86035954
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>>86035364
NO SHUTUP DON'T SAY THAT___________;_;______
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>>86035987
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>>86035950
>>86035968
If it has a lot to do with existential shit like death and fantasy, I could totally dig it. And I'm a huge stickler for Shakespearean styled stories, since the title just makes me think of Midsummer's Night.
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>>86035888
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>>86035995
You would like wizards then. You'll like last Unicorn too, its very Shakespere but think less midsummer's night and more titus andronicus
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>>86035993
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>>86035977
So what? Did Garnet future predict a timeline where they DID fuse?
And I'm going to be pretty annoyed if "no powers" just means she can't shapeshift or doesn't have a "physical" weapon.
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Who is hottest human?
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>>86035364
>implying Jasper would give a shit what YD thinks of her
>muh Pink Diamond
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>>86036016
Pearls aren't supposed to have weapons either, and yet ours does. Peridot shouldn't put any stock in what Homeworld has to say.
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>>86036016
In log date 7 15 2 garnet asked peridot to fuse with her but she didn't.
Has yet to be explained whether she can or can't.
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>>86036016
I mean, it would be kinda bad writing. They clearly brought it up as a possibility long ago, if they just kinda canceled out any possibility of her actually being able to fuse with information we're only now getting, everything about it would just make for a really lackluster story.
>I'm going to be pretty annoyed if "no powers" just means she can't shapeshift or doesn't have a "physical" weapon.
I'm really not sure what their intention is with the "no powers" plot point considering she is clearly already developing powers.
As for physical weapons, Lapis doesn't have a physical weapon. I don't think I'd count that as a side effect of being a gen 2 Peridot.
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I need cute Pearl STAT. And non of that baby gem shit please.
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>>86036031
Kiki Pizza.
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>>86036074
keeping with the ame theme
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>>86036057
>Pearls aren't supposed to have weapons either
Source.
And all gems have their own weapons/powers and peridot knows about her limits because she knows it's true.
Homeworld wouldn't just "lie" about being low on resources because it'd be fucking retarded if they did.
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>>86036031
buckaroo
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Why isn't Peridot invited? Damn I wanted too see Peridot go to a rock concert ever since she learned about music.
Oh well more Pearl/Greg interactions post Mr Greg is always welcome.
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>>86036074
Cutest pearl I have
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>>86036086
>>86036074
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>>86036074
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>>86036074
you get lewd pearl instead
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>>86036074
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Be nice, Kiki is basically my big sister.
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>>86036095
>post yfw pearl and greg sneak backstage to fug while amethyst and steven are distracted by the first canon male gem's mediocre singing
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>>86036088
No source needed, you fucking moron. Pearls are designed to be servants who just stand around. You think they would be programmed to create their own weapons? Pearl either figured out a way to bypass her limitation, or everything Homeworld says about a gem's abilities is a lie to discourage more rebellions.
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>>86036115
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>>86036128
>first canon male gem's mediocre singing
I mean, Steven's songs miss occupationally, but he's not mediocre.
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>>86035993
>>86036014
I'll take your silence to mean I have bested you.
Good fight, friend, I only had two moves left.
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You don't use any drugs, do you, /sug/? Because drugs are bad, m'kay.
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>>86036102
>dfctv
>"defective"
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>>86036133
What a shame.
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>>86036141
fuck off retard
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>>86036074
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Is there something going on?
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>4chan is shitting itself again
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>>86035381
>>86035364
Just a reminder, Jasper hates herself and suffers every day for the past thousand years. If she died she'd probably be glad.
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>>86036160
/co/ disappeared entirely but I guess we're back?
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Now that 4chhan is back,baby
QUICK! Draw your favorite gem in mspaint and post it before the image limit!
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
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>>86036185
5chins shit the bed
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>>86036178
Jeez, I forget that 4chan just shits itself.
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I want someone to do a draw fag with this scene as Jasper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj-OpTHixpU
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>>86036185
HIRO GOT TRIGGERED BY THE LACK OF LAPPY
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>>86036178
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>>86036088
Garnet refers to Pearl specifically being a "terrifying renegade" while both Rose and Pearl fight with weapons. Comprehension.
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>>86036178
fucking kek this image
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i want to do incredibly lewd things to Earl.
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Post Steven feels
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>>86036198
Half corrupted Jasper because she's massive
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>>86036221
OKAY
>>86036225
shit son is that some fucking OC?
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>>86036219
I wanna play with Earl's baseballs
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>>86036219
He's a pretty nice guy once you get to know him.
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>>86036229
no, it's literally the first result on google images for "peridot is this a weapon" because I already knew it existed.
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>>86036229
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>>86036236
No homo?
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>>86036248
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Would you motorboat Jasper tiddies?
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>>86036258
Are you retarded? I'd pay good money to see these twocross bats
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>>86036074
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More doggo Jasper!
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>>86036266
cool, man.
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Jasper is Juseless.
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>>86036261
Grasper? I barely know her!
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Doggo
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>>86036280
jesus what a fucking terrible gif and its 3mb to boots
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>>86036279
>implying you wouldn't
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>>86036268
That's a dropped baby right there.
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>>86036274
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Is Vidalia best character in Smash?
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>>86036280
Stop posting bad things about yourself, Jasper!
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>>86036261
why don't I hate this?
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>>86036292
There was no implication there.
don't you project on me.
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Can Jasper fetch?
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When will she be groomed?
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>>86036315
I am now.
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Jaspis is bad but it's so hot
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>>86036303
Hopper is S-Tier
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>>86036333
>>
oy cunts
anyone have that california gold amethyst edit from a while back?
google aint doin shit
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>>86036343
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>>86036308
I don't know man, you tell me.
>>86036286
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>>86035173
typical /sug/ and 4chan content, idk why everyones acting so shocked
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>>86036219
I heard that Earl is really a girl!With a big dick and a nice set of nuts.
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>>86036357
Shit, I meant to reply to >>86036314
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>>86036357
This is what I expected
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>>86036358
We're not shocked, we're tired of it.
It's been going on for some time.
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>>86036352
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>>86036370
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>>86036287
Jasper is for cuddle
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>>86036367
>filename
kek
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>>86036392
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>>86036357
>Jasper is that insecure and petty enough about not having control and power
Sounds about right.
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>>86036383
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>>86036333
tru
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>>86036411
>>86036413
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>>86036420
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>35 images left
>200 posts till bump limit
Well I'm going to bed, I feel bad for whoever has to suffer through the ~150 imageless posts just to reach bump limit.
Night /sug/
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>>86036387
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>>86036431
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>>86036408
She's a big gal that likes to be in charge.
>>86036402
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>>86036444
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>>86036454
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i tried designing an amethyst×sapphire fusion. i imagined that since sugilite kinda has two themes going on (oni, and punk), the separate fusions with amethyst and ruby/sapphire would take one of those themes. this one takes the punk theme.
her hairstyle is inspired by vidalia's since amethyst looked up to her punk attitude when she was younger. the bangs hide their 3rd eye. i was debating having her wear shades, even though that's more something that comes from garnet. she also wears fingerless gloves. thoughts?
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>>86036463
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>>86036478
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> Mfw we'll likely never see Sapphire/Ruby fuse with another gem without the other one being a part of it.
I'd love to see Sapphire/Pearl or Ruby/Amethyst ((being 100% more fucked up than Sugilite)) but nope, it's both fusing or nothing.
>>
I gotta admit I'm glad they dropped the pilot Pearl design. Too much Rebecca lesbian self-insert and too little of the elegant, neurotic, OCD personality.
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>>86036468
i do quite like it, anon! you did a good job with designing the fusion
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>>86036530
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Do the ningens need to be wiped out?
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>it's a beach city residence episode
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>>86036485
When Steven and Garnet fuse (they being the last even after peridot and lapis) he will be unable too at first, needing to solo fuse with ruby and sapphire in order to properly understand 3 gem fusion
screen cap this
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>>86036534
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>>86036551
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>>86036545
>ningens
>DBX turned racist
fuck off
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>>86036545
Why don't you go fuck your Da Black Goku, Zamasu.
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>>86036554
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>>86036479
that's better
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>>86036561
Shut up ningen!
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>>86036115
whatever happened to gnome-no?
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>>86036578
needs more chains
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>>86036562
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Hey, /sug/! Say "ahh"!
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>>86036594
the police arrested me
just got out
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>>86036600
>>86036603
We may have to call this one a draw, buds.
GG, your jaspis game is strong.
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>>86035626
I'm gonna need the full image anon
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Is this the perfect role of a Peridot?
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G'night, cunts.
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>>86036031
connie
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>>86036612
pssh nothing personal kid
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>>86036608
http://imgur.com/a/WpUHL
Here you go buddy, remember to listen to your doctors.
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>>86036612
What a thread.
342 posts
250 images
page 1
fucking brutal.
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>>86036627
>a fucking pearl
You nasty little thing.
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>>86036629
>fags
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>>86035368
SOMEONE POST THE CALIFORNIA GOLD AME EDIT
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>>86036629
Thanks the raging hard-on, asshole. I've got better things to do than beat off right now.
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>>86036652
Like what?
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>>86036660
really, hitler?
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>>86036660
>>86036667
ay oh fuck you mang
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>>86036664
touche. I'll be back in a few.
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>>86036670
>he's doing my work for me
>when I didn't even post that pic
I-I...I think I love you
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>>86036684
Love you too, bb. Thanks for posting the image when you had the chance.
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>>86036608
Are you sure? She's got a bit of chub in the full image?
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Imagine LapisI fucking mean it
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>>86036746
I didand I nutted
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>>86036746
okay now what
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>>86036746
>tfw I've mentally trained my self rigorously for 18 years to imagine Pearl when I see "Imagine Lapis"
nice try worst gem poster
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>>86036746
Imagine Lapis and Armstrong, together.
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>>86036746
Lapis midriff
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>>86036485
well yeah, they're into threesomes not swinging.
speaking of which, you'd think there'd be more ruby/sapphire/other threesome art.
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>>86036629
>after your check priyanka asks you if you want lollipop
>she tells you to close your eyes
>when you open them she's standing right in front of you like >>86036629
what do?
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>>86036746
can I Imagine Dragons instead?
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>>86035493
>thin amethyst
HNG
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Holy shit I'm watching season 3 and it's been 4 episodes in a row since there was a gem on screen what is this horse shit
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>>86036797
Open up of course.More?
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>>86037076
where are you at, "restaurant wars"? "kiki's pizza delivery service"?
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>>86037076
Check your space rock privilege you shitlord
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>>86037076
>kiki's pizza delivery
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>>86037076
Steven is a gem.
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>>86037076
who do you think reaction anon is going to consider the abuser after watching Alone at Sea
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>>86037137
A disgusting hybrid fake gem
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>>86037146
Zuke
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>Chris-chan's favorite gem is Pearl cause he can relate to her
My sides have been blown off this universe
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>>86037207
How do you know this
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So the show is just rose borrowing garnets future vision to see steven grow up before she has him right... final episode twist, calling it.
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>>86037245
Future vision is a stupid power.
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>>86037245
Turns out it's only one possible future. The actual canon one that follows ismiscarriage.
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>>86037245
>>86037332
Rose is Steven, just shapeshifted for this long.
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>>86037417
I don't even want to think of the strange sex stuff Steven/Rose is doing with Greg after this plottwist.
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Not even bump limit, already reached images limit... Good job /sug/, good job...
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>>86037544
random lapis jasper autists ruined the thread again
WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK?
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>>86037579
Not enough gregsper
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Holy shit this hit the image cap super fast
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>>86036128
>implying Amy doesn't join them
>Steven is blissfully unaware because of the loud music
Who will go on a murdercock vacation next?
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Lapisfags have officially surpassed Perifags and Pearlfags as the worst.
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Mark 8:22-6: Jesus Heals a Blind Man at Bethsaida
They came to Bethsaida, and some people brought a blind man and begged Jesus to touch him.He took the blind man by the hand and led him outside the village. When he had spit on the man’s eyes and put his hands on him, Jesus asked, “Do you see anything?”
He looked up and said, “I see people; they look like trees walking around.”
Once more Jesus put his hands on the man’s eyes. Then his eyes were opened, his sight was restored, and he saw everything clearly. Jesus sent him home, saying, “Don’t even go into the village.”
How can anyone deny that Steven is a direct analog of Christ?
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Why are diamonds treated like they're treated here on Earth? They're extremely common compared to other gems. what is this bullshit?
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>>86037732
I am convinced Steven will end up as some kind of 40k-style Emperor of Mankind, or at least viewed as such by Homeworld
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>>86037579
>not using /sug/ to save all Lapis pictures you can
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>>86037670
Hey dunked
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>>86037791
nigga I have taste and I only save garnet images
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>>86037741
Real life logic mostly does not apply when comparing gem to their real world equivalents.
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>>86036797
She's a doctor. I'm sure it's a purely medical face-fucking.
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>>86037801
dude, you have married couple as a waifu
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>>86037827
well yeah I'm a professional bull
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>>86035634
>>86035650
No same anon, but I actually had this happen to my laptop a few days ago. Glad I know what happened to it now.
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>>86035368
>"You thought Steven's first fusion would be with Pearl, but it was with me, Amythiest!!!"
Also,
>The freckles in smoky quartz actually come from Amethyst.
It all makes sense now
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>>86037732
It would be interessting if he they would do it. Because if Steven is Jesus, he would free all Gems. Like jesus who freed us all from sin. But Steven would not free the gems from homeworld but in a more divine way, because Jesus did not free the Jews/People from the roman empire.
That would imply that all Gems are corrupted in the first place. And only through Steven they will be free from Corruption.
Another point that I can make is, that Steven is part Human and part gem. Jesus is God and human.
But this is quite unlikely because Sucerose is jewish.
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>>86036631
>jaspisfags
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this is why you fags should reserve dumping for when the thread is dead
we'll have no images for the next 6 hours or so because of you
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>>86035979
>Steven plays Moancore instead of Ukulele songs.
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>>86037801
Garnetfags are the only ones I openly have no problem with when it comes to taste.
Not enough of them, yo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG6e2uoxMkw
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>>86038037
>implying opal isnt perfect in every way
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>>86038064
>the warp pad has daedric letters on it
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>>86038122
>not being an aggressive lapisfag
>not hating yourself for being on the Homeworld bandwagon
>not remembering the days before Jailbreak
But yeah, Opal is pretty amazing.
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>>86038064
I guess that was a decent try.
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I want to start a shitty punk band with Amethyst
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>>86038147
The warps obviously cross over through Oblivion.
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Since Amethyst came out of the ground not long after the Gem War, why is she so unenthusiastic about stuff that would've been all the rage back in past human days?
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>>86038037
There's only 2 of them, cause 3 is a crowd.
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>>86038244
People grow out of fads/trends
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>>86037881
Actually, some people theorized that the "corrupted" form is the natural Gem form. The bestial, quadruped creatures are actually what Gems naturally are. The humanoid form and intelligence is something unnatural to them, added on, possibly by the Diamonds.
Which is a very Dark Souls-esque idea.
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Prediction time
Greg can't go to the concert (It says only Steven, Amethyst, and Pearl go) so Steven decides to accompany Amethyst in his stead. Pearl just tags along for whatever reason and Rainbow Quartz 2.0 happens.
You can screencap this.
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>>86035368
>tfw you realize season 3 was pretty much entirely Amethyst's arc
>tfw your realize that much in the same way season 1 was Pearl's arc and season 2 was Gearnet's arc.
What can we exapect now /sug/? Peridot and Lapic' arc? Jasper's arc? Steven's arc?
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>>86038364
Well yeah, we first witnessed Rainbow Quartz during Greg's rock "concert" so that's pretty much what I'm hoping'll happen this time with Steven and Pearl.
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>>86035972
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>86038364
Heck, I just hope it's not gonna end up being "Amethyst is jealous of the attention Greg is giving to Pearl" episode.
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>>86038360
That idea sound quite interessting. the only thing that bothers me slightly is, that some most corrupted gems are too aggressive to live next to each other. Also their powers are not to survive, but to fight.
Either way, Steven would need to be killed by one of the Diamonds so that the gems could eat his flesh and drink his blood to be free.
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>>86038364
>Pearl bored out of her mind
>Steven tries to make her dance with him
>Pearl just goes along
>they fuse
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>>86038458
There's no way in hell that sequence doesn't end up being incredibly sexual awkward.
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>>86036261
>peridot getting cucked
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>>86038504
>pearl gets lost in the moment
>steven thinks she's just having fun
>Greg witnesses it and gets super fucking uncomfortable
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>>86038364
Greg definitely can't go. It is a, well, Steven wants Pearl and him to come along instead, and Amethyst is all, wow Pearl, you're boring, and that's going to be the conflict.
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>>86035795
this image triggered me
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>>86036368
what's up with the frog eggs thing?
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>>86038706
It's pretty hot, yeah.
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This thread is looking a little dull, and we've got plenty of posts before we can start mindlessly dumping images again.
I think we should play would you rather. I'll start.
Would you rather live in the barn with the new gems, or in the house with Steven and the gang. Be specific.
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>>86038657
Pearl trying to prove Amethyst wrong so she tries to be super into rock would be hilarious.
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How does this make you feel when comparing to things from the show?
https://google.com/search?q=Maijishan+Grottoes&tbm=isch
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>>86038730
>barn with the new gems
Would you rather eat Jasper's Pit hair or eat Jasper's Pubes?
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>>86038755
>Jasper's Pubes
Would you rather babysit baby Sour Cream or baby Onion?
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>>86038802
Sour cream hands down, that super deep voice is way better than a mute creep.
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>>86038802
>never found out what happened to baby sour cream
you think he'll show up again in s5?
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>>86038811
I forgot my question.
Would you rather be dominated by Lapis or dominate Jasper.
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>>86038811
>checked
Would you rather spar with Bismuth or Jasper?
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>>86036609
What episode is that from again?
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>>86038828
That's a tough one for me.
Probably be dominated by Lapis. Jasper seems too easy to mindbreak.
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>>86035148
>My image from forever ago got used as the OP image
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>>86038831
>Bismuth
I think the Breaking point would be quick and painless.
Would you rather live a miserable life with you gem waifu or have a one night stand with your most hated gem?
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>>86038828
LAPIS! that's my dream
>I sound like Jasper
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>>86038856
is life miserable because you don't get along or because the world doesn't change except for that one fact
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>>86035381
I thought Jasper looked dopy as fuck here.
Steven's imagination left a lot to be desired.
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>>86038856
>miserable life
Easy. Even if I knew she'd never be happy, I'd still tell her how I feel.
Would you: Kill Steven and make the CG's your mortal enemy or Shatter Pink Diamond and make Jasper a psycho who endlessly hunts you.
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>>86038909
>kill Steven
At least the CGs will kill me then it'll be over with rather than suffering from a jasper-ghost
Would you rather have Gem weapon of your choosing or a room at the temple?
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Alright here's a duesy.
Would you rather live in the Steven Universe for the rest of your life, being at most friends with the gems, nothing past that. Or Visit the Steven Universe for a week with all the gems extremely attracted towards you.
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>>86038856
But I don't hate any of them Gems, how's that supposed to work? Do I just pick the one I like the least?
So the choice is between a miserable life with Amy and a good one night stand with Centi.
I guess one night stand with Centi. I couldn't bare making amethyst miserable.
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>>86038955
best friends?
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>>86038955
>One ticket to the Gem Harem, my good sir!
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>>86038953
>a room
It's basically a fantasy-verse where anything you imagine comes true. The only downside would be that it's all an illusion.
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>>86038987
Maybe, if you're lucky
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Would you rather be a Vampire in Beach City hungry for "gem" blood or be a Werewolf in Beach City ripping gems with your feral aggression?
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>>86038955
Well, thats really hard. You could have one good week and a probably end yourself with a bleach after only a week. Or you could live there and by the rules of the series you would get a wife or husband (because they are all queers down there) and still live a happy life. If you dont die in the gem war.
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daily reminder the writers are weebs
http://youtu.be/IFIzpaurSGM
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>>86038986
what a noble choice
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>>86038955
>being at most friends with the gems
I like Lapis, but I think I'd rather be friends with Blue Diamond.
Would you rather have 5 pearl servants or 1 Lapis servant? What would you make them do?
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>>86038953
Gem weapon, more specifically a shield
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daily reminder that lars is trains
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>Image limit
>not bump limit
Why
h
y
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>>86039060
>Lars the Dank Engine
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>>86039046
Pearl servants because they live for their masters
lewd things with their gems.
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Quick sage the thread til it dies
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>>86039078
That's a terrible idea
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>>86039078
wouldn't that take longer?
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>>86039046
>5 pearl servants
Way too annoying
1 Lapis servant. I would make her browse 4chan so that she can refine her cynical, awkward attitude until she is the perfect waifu.
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>>86039010
then it's probably the better option
beach city seems like a nice place, all things considered
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>>86035954
This meep morp makes a bold statement with is temporary and fragile nature.
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>>86039076
Well, the Pearls and the Lapis both would, but yeah.
Would you rather serve a diamond but never be able to get too close to them or know them on a personal level but not be allowed to interact with others?
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>>86039095
If you sage your posts it doesn't bump, so it's the same as nobody posting; but it can still reach the bump limit
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>>86039046
>1 Lapis please :>
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>>86039112
How personal we talking, senpai?
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>>86039134
all the way
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>>86039134
Anything from sitting in their lap to having awkward, giantess sex.
Anything you can imagine, really.
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>>86039112
>I'd be a pearl and only talk to my diamond
Would you rather have a gem that only wants you for sex or personal Body guard gem.
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>>86039161
>>86039150
Then definitely personal but no more interaction. I'm my own man, anon.
>>86039181
Personal body guard gem if I can make them fall for me like Saph and Ruby
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>>86039181
Can I pick the gem?
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>>86039181
>sex
Would you: Fuck any gem of your choice whenever, wherever, or just become White Diamond and rule over thousands of galactic empires.
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>>86039206
yeah my dude
>>86039200
also body guard gem doesn't care for interactions at all will just protect you
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I'll do another song request today! Give me a prompt. I'll likely have it finished in like two hours.
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>>86039213
>Fuck any gem of your choice whenever, wherever
what you gona do with a galactic empire? cum to think of it you could still fuck any gem of your choice whenever wherever as white diamond
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>>86039226
Then I want Lapis craving me for sex
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>>86039213
White Diamond
>>86039226
tch, fine just the cock hungry gem then
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>>86039261
Here's a more topic-directed question, would you dom her or sub her?
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>>86035327
>WHy do you keep calling me Bill?
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>>86039279
Sub, I want her demanding the sex. It would make me feel better knowing she wants it just as much as me.
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>>86039279
I'd dom her, but I want to know what she'd do to me if I subed
I might die
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>>86039263
Would you rather marry and live with your favorite gem, but outlive her and watch her die or vice versa, she outlives you, and has to struggle with her loss until she dies herself?
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>be a gem of any type except diamond, but you start severely cracked a year before steven figures out healing powers
>or be an era 2 gem
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>>86039325
How much time will we get together and how long does one outlive the other?
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>>86039336
>era 2 gem
They're tougher than they look
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>>86039325
I'd rather outlive her because I'd kms the day after she dies.
>>86039336
gem of any type
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>>86039355
Let's say a century. You're both married for 100 years and after one dies, the other lives for another 5, but you or her are never able to get over it.
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>>86039376
Hardmode: No suicide.
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would you rather lick Lapis' pits or suck pearl's nose
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>>86039336
>be a rose quartz
>heal my crack immediately
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>>86039404
Does it count as suicide if I start cracking down on crime with the idea that I'm okay with some gangster killing me ?
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>>86039408
Licky lappy
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>>86039425
Eyeball inferred that our Rose is the only one with healing powers.
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Steven universe just got canceled, our last episode will be stevonnie and garnet on a road trip. We can't finish the story in time so we're going to concentrate on townies and have yellow diamond never find out about crystal gems.
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>>86039408
Lap Pits
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>>86039408
Lick the Lapits.
Would you rather permafuse with any two gems of your choice, they can be the same gem, or have 2 gems as personal friends but they can't fuse and have a strange obsession with cheese.
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>>86039450
>concentrate on townies
[Bleach drinking intensifies]
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>>86039437
Nothing can influence your death.
You're essentially immortal for 5 years, but you'd be far too depressed to go out anyway.
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>>86039481
That cheese gimmick would get pretty tiring, but fusing is weird so I'd go with the friends.
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>>86039501
Fine, I accept that.
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Jesus. You fucks haven't had images for five hours and you are only now leaving page 1.
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>>86039512
Would you: Make your favorite gem suffer or make your most hated gem happy?
You can't change how you feel about them, so you'll always hate and love at least one of them.
>>
PARRY
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>>86039481
>2 gem friends
It'd be really entertaining to have 2 lappys talk about cheese all day
Would you rather be the photographer on a nude photo-shoot of a gem of your choosing or be giving a, and only a, back massage from a gem of your choosing
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>>86039568
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
THRUST
>THRUST
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>>86036485
>Ruby/Amethyst
Excellent Christmas gift material right here, Sugar.
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>>86039562
Make my most hated gem happy
I hate amethyst, but a lot of that is because she reminds me of myself and l hate myself
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>>86039572
>photographer
Can I have sex with the gem at the risk of losing my job or am I stuck just snapping pics of her?
Would you kiss Steven and be labeled a pedophile but get his healing spit or fuck Jasper and get her super strength and powers but be labeled a freak by everyone?
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>>86039568
>>86039594
Riposte.
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i have some leaks from Last One Out of Beach City, but i posted them in new tread
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>>86039627
just a photgrapher
wow that's a tough one
>>
sniff
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>>86039660
Better yet, in addition to people calling you a freak, you also lose the most important person in your life.
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>>86035729
>/ss/
hell yeah
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>>86039392
I'd do it then, hundred years of peridot sounds fun
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>>86039679
oh ow, your gem is sharp
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>>86039481
I'd fuse, based on garnets addiction, that shit must be good
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>>86039709
Would you rather kill Peridot and get her ferrokinesis or trade in everything you own for one night with the murdercock.
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>>86039481
Fuse with lappy and jaspywe could fly!
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>>86039758
Would you rather be a Malachite who can't fly or a Malachite who can't do simple math.
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Kiss Lapis or fuck Pearl?
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>>86039790
I'd pick Kiss Lapis is it meant more then one measly kiss.
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Kiss Lapis.
Would you rather help Pearl over her loss of Rose but she becomes freakishly attached to you and never gives you a moment of peace or watch her continue to suffer and become bitter and never be happy again.
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>>86039790
fug
>>86039853
help pearl
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>>86035527
http://transboybatman.tumblr.com/post/147705721432/give-greg-a-boyfriend-2016-give-pearl-a
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>>86039870
Would you fuck the Ruby Squad or fuck Sapphire 5 times.
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>>86039853
>help pearl
when she gets attached to me she can be my "Pearl" so to speak
Would you rather make Lappy finally happy but she flies off with new found confidence or She'll always stay by your side but never fully contented with life?
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>>86039853
Help
Would you rather have Garnet split up forever or Amethyst dying and never thinking she was anything but a failure
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>>86039790
Urgh. Talk about a rock and a hard place.
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>>86039915
Does Ruby get mad at me? Is she watching? Do I get at least one cumshot in Saph's eye?
These are important questions.
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So the rock show is basically some house party? There is surely going to be some dudes that will try and hit on Pearl?
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>>86039953
Yes, no, and yes, but only once.
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>>86039999
Chek'd
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>>86039935
>Either just get Ruby and Sapphire some time to be individuals again or killing Amethyst
Sorry mate but i'm going with the first one.
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>>86039937
>>86039790
I know which rock I'd want to put in a hard place. :3
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Cholesterol In The Chocolate Milk
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>>86039924
I'd keep her discontent but only because I'm selfish about that kind of thing. Plus, I'd be miserable without her.
Would you rather fuck Marty and get twenty million dollars or fuck Vidalia but never move past a simple lifestyle?
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>>86039999
>inb4 mayor Dewey is also there
Pearl breaking his heart soon.
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>>86040004
Then I guess.....
Really wanted to cuck Ruby though especially if shes gonna be mad at me
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>>86039924
>make lappy happy
Maybe she'd come back?
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>>86040064
You'd only be fucking the Homeworld Rubies, CG Ruby is benched.
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>>86040058
Am I the bottom? If yes then I'd go with Vidalia but if No, I'd fuck Marty.
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>>86040060
what if because Pearl has finally moved on she surprises him and gives him a chance?
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>>86037821
Is that really a medical procedure?
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Would you rather love your waifu gem, but they don't love you back, or have your most hated gem love you?
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>>86040058
That is selfish
I'd fuck vidalia, cause a light summer breeze don't cost nothing
Would you rather have a custom made sword fom Bismuth or trash mech(with no warranty fixes) by Peri?
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>>86040114
>most hated gem
Would you rather have a blue gem harem of Lapis Lazulis, Blue Pearls, and Sapphires or a harem of tiny Peridots, Rubies, and at least one oversized Jasper.
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>>86040117
Bismuth sword, no contest. I fucking love swords.
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>>86040114
>concentrates real hard to hate Lapis just for this one 'Would you rather'
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>>86040117
"Business" quality sword easy.
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>>86039748
Kill peri, shes cool but I dont want the murdercock
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>>86040138
Oh, I'd go for the mech. I love mechs!
I hope Peri makes a new one in a future ep. Probably based on Lapis?
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Holy FUCK.
Ponytail Amy gets my dick so hard.
AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>86040134
Blue Harem, blue is my favorite color and I swear it very often.
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>>86040134
BLUE GEMS! hands down
Blue the best kind of gem
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>"and the penguin says 'dude... he's not an eggplant...he's retarded" -bismuth
what was the punchline for this joke /sug/?also why the fuck is chapman worst girl and yet is the protagonist?
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>>86040114
my most hated gem is Jasper but if they loved me I couldn't hate someone.
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>>86040097
Pearl would never do that even if she has moved on.
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>>86040205
because Lapis is cute
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>>86040161
Fuck me that sounds cute.
Would you rather have Lapis' hydrokinesis but you can't control perfectly, or Peri's ferrokinesis but you can control it better?
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>>86040134
Is this even a question, blue gems of course.
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>>86040114
What's the point of this question? Your waifu doesn't love you back either way, so the second option.
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>>86040229
Some people are into tiny chicks. I'm not though, I'd take the blue harem.
Would you rather suck off your favorite gem or eat her out?
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>>86040221
>Water wings
I'd train myself to fly
Would you rather cuddle with Lapis or go skinny dipping with Peri?
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>>86040216
Major Dewey's too good for Pearl? Cmon I know he's an incredible Major, but Pearl has done just enough to deserve him.
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>>86040097
If Pearl were to ever get together with anyone I'd rather it be with Jasper than any of the humans
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>>86040254
I'm saying Pearl would think she's too good for Mayor Dewey.
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>>86040221
Ferrokinesis.
You could fuck with people's phones and do some serious structural damage like make a building collapse of some shit
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>>86040254
>Deweyfags
The crystal gems are war heroes who saved the earth, each one of them deserve a huge ass harem.
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>>86040298
Pearl has done well leaving servitude and becoming a veteran soldier fighting for earth for thousands of years; but Major Dewey is a fucking legend and nobody thinks their anywhere close to his level.
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>>86039882
Oh god that fucking blog description was fucking autistic.
Please let this man die in a fire?
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>>86040253
>cuddle Lappy
Big spoons always win
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>>86039915
ruby squad
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>>86040221
>flight that can fail at any time
>or become magneto
What a hard choice. Metal powers, easily.
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>>86040358
Said legend has gotten friendzoned by Pearl.
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>misseps is on
Please deliver leaks
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>>86040325
You ship a badass with a badass? Kinda boring honestly. My ships have characters who have nothing in common with one being far greater than the other, its way more interesting.
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>>86040390
>by A pearl
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Pearl had one big problem with humans thanks to Greg. But she resolved that, so why wouldn't she at least get to know Dewey?
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>>86040250
Suck Armstrong, no question.
C'mon man, give me a hard choice.
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>>86040439
Because Dewey is a nigger.
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>>86040439
Honestly because Dewey fawns all over her. He's like the typical autistic Pearlfag.
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>>86040439
Dewey kinda sucks, it doesn't help that he's sweaty all the time.
But despite all that there's one thing he's great at, being a dad.
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>>86040443
Would you rather have enough arms to hold all of Armstrong's hands but people throw moldy bread at you or diagnose Armstrong with cancer and live with him for the rest of his days in a shitty hospital room?
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>>86040439
I don't know. Would Pearl even like men?
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>>86040452
>>86040474
>>86040481
Request to add Dewey haters to that pol
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>>86040499
Of course not, she only likes big, buff women
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>>86040525
Sorry your husbando is a filthy nigger.
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>>86040298
> Metallokinesis/Metalkinesis
Ferrous is iron.
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>>86040525
I thought people liked Dewey because he couldn't get with Pearl
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>>86040499
i bet she would fuck adult steven (even middle aged steven)
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I just like Pewey because it'll piss off people who insist she's a lesbian and the show is trying to be progressive because of it.
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>>86040583
There's a bit of a technicality there. Just saying.
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>>86040488
Are you saying I can get four more arms and my husbando and the only downside is getting shitty bread thrown at me? Of course I'll take that over him getting cancer.
There's no downsides to that choice Anon, you're not making this hard for me.
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>>86040587
>not supporting the superior Grearl
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>>86040587
Yes, that's an excellent reason to "ship" Pewey. All of /sug/ should want this.
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>>86040587
So why do you insist she can't be a lesbian? She's disgusted by every man she interacts with.
And that's a dumb reason to support a pairing for.
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>>86040615
>people throw shitty bread and every piece of furniture you own always breaks after 9 days
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>>86040667
New thread
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WHY THE FUCK DO THEY CALL THIS AN IMAGE BOARD IF THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING LET YOU POST IMAGES!
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>>86040587
I hate spite
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>>86040625
>why can't she be a lesbian
Because she's not even a female, nor does see even have the biological components of a female.
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>>86040634
Hey, my furniture wasn't part of the deal fucko!
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holy shit you guys haven't had images for 6 fucking hours
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Another interesting science fiction idea SU puts across is the idea of society and civilisation developing with the knowledge that mankind is neither alone in the universe, or remotely special. It undermines all concepts of helocentrism, and religious principles of mankind as the centre of the universe.
With hundreds of legends of the gem rebellion, as well as the numerous artefacts and locations around the globe pointing to interstellar life, how would society has developed differently? Less strife and attempts to conquer in the name of greatness, given how man is incredibly humbled by the existance of the gem warriors.
Perhaps this explains the rather relaxed political situation we have in Steven Universe. Limited government, which doesn't seem to enforce schooling or any kind of protection, could point to a bare-bones government which only exists to regulate regulators, like Mayor Dewey.
Any thoughts? I just was wondering all this in bed last night.
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>>86040625
>disgusted by every man she interacts with
So Greg, who banged the love of her live, and Major Dewey, the creepy sweaty dude?
Who else has she interacted with?
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>>86040741
Meanwhile she internally orgasms around every strong gem she comes in contact with, like Rose, Garnet, and Bismuth
And she's cool with Greg now, but I see her not being attracted to him because he's a hairy pile of gross organic fat
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