Why is there shit for toys based on this show? I want a fucking

Because its full of girls.

They don't make toys of girl characters.

Unless you want a doll.

Because they don't make action figures of girls. Just look at the star wars rei (Rey?) debacle.

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>>85990423
Whenever I think /co/'s taste is at its lowest, I see threads like this.

You fucks actually want toys of these horribly designed characters. Unreal.

>>85990451

They still haven't made an action figure of her? Wow.

But yeah, these..."things" don't even deserve toys.

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>>85990423
Here ya go!

>>85990451
That entire thing was retarded. They did make an action figure of Rey. Now the Black Widow thing was slightly more legit.

For real though. I want a Figuarts Peridot with optional limb enhancers

>>85990451
There was an action figure of her can confirm that i own both versions of it

>>85990571
God those things are so gross

>>85990586
>optional limb enhancers
The CG in me says no

But the homeworld in me says FUCKIN DO IT

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>>85990621
Whatever you say poorf*g
I'm gonna use part of my scholarship in order to complete the set, along with the mystery mini series which is gonna cost a lot since they're blind bags and I'm definitely going to end up with duplicates.

>>85990664

How ugly.

Perfect for this show, then.

>>85990571
Why the fuck do these exist?
What is the appeal? Who the fuck is buying them?

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>>85990717
I am, I'm also buying these.
I've only got a few of the Stevens and one Pearl, so I have a long way to go before I'm able to complete the set.

>>85990717

I'm convinced its another Beanie Babies situation; people think they'll be worth something some day.

I only want (and have) Godzilla, cuz it looks cool.

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>>85990784
>>85990664

>>85990545
Rey was one of the first figs, she came with BB-8.

Thing is, if they make a limited number of toys the girl gets left out.

>>85990784

I hate blind boxes so much. Million dollars per box and you always get Daveguy's real life equivalent. How much would it cost to just 3d print your own figures?

>>85990434
Why not have dolls of the Gems and the Fusions?

Rainbow Quartz already looks like one.

at hot topic they have glow-in-the-dark gem pop figures. I got an ame one yesterday and it's so cool.

Vynals and funko pops are horrible piles of shit.

well everything else costs like 50 fucking dollars

>>85990799
This.

Also, my sister got me Reverse Flash for Christmas last year and I gifted a Captain Cold to my brother's girlfriend since she came over every Tuesday night. I'd never collect them but they make neat gifts.

>>85991027

I could understand why they wouldn't have posable figurines of the fusions since it would require special setups for multiple arms, but something like Revoltech could do it.

>implying cartoon network would ever give them a contract

>>85990476
Fuck you cunt. The designs are great on this show.

Because CN cannot into toy licenses.

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>>85990423
Cartoon Network is real shit at marketing their properties beyond random Hot Topic countertop crap.

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>>85991049
Dorbz are okay.
Far better than Funk Pop! shit.

They at least look right.

>>85990784
I'd be tempted to get these if it wasn't for the lack of noses.

CN is stupid for making toys.

>>85991020
Not much, some public libraries even have 3d printers available to the public. You could probably get one made at any big city's library for 4 dollars or less.

>>85991154
CN seems like the kind of place that is staffed by aged wannabe edgelords that only dream of having their products appearing in a Hot Topic because they only want their stuff in a "cool" store.

They should let them be made by whoever made the TTGo toys, those look good enough

>>85990423
I got a six inch Jasper for ya RIGHT HERE!

>>85990423
i want a steven action figure that when you press a button cries
said no kid ever

>>85990571
i have seen some frames wher pearl looks worse than this while standing still and talking

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>>85991772

>>85990423
Kids don't buy toys anymore

>>85990545
Boco shut the everloving fuck up.

>>85990664
>I'm gonna use part of my scholarship
you realize thats illegal dude

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>>85990571
>funko pops

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>>85990423
tfw i will never have a pearl figure of the same quality as the jojo SAS figures

>>85990545
It was mostly the pre-release stuff that didn't have Rei. They were trying to cover up that Rei was the main character. Once the movie was out, there was a pretty significant increase in her merchandise.

>>85990717
Little novelty versions of characters for less than the cost of a decent restaurant meal, sturdy,and tiny enough as to not be obnoxious

>hurrdurr why doesn't everyone want to buy $50 figmas!?

>>85990664
Steven and Amethyst actually look borderline acceptable to me.

>>85990784
Much better, but Pearl without a nose looks like a completely different character.

>>85990545
Boco revealing his absolute shit taste once again. Please leave already.

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>>85990571
>>85990664
>Steven
is a snowman with color

>Garnet
>Pearl
...actually looks alright.

>Pearl
FROSTY NIGHTMARE

>>85990423
We all knoe they needs a Figma

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>>85990423
I settled and bought pic related
I've hot glued it multiple times

>>85990664
I want the Amethyst one.

>>85995378
>gook trash
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt
Nobody literally cares about that sh*t here, go back to your containment board already

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>>85996452
>Hotgluing a Pop of all things.

>>85995838
Dude funko pops are like $13-15 a piece not counting tax, the average sit-down restaurant charges less than that for a single lunch special with drink.
>He thinks figmas are the only japanese figurine line
>He thinks all japaense figurine lines cost an arm and a leg

>>85996657
I hope you're joking.

You're on 4chan, that website where people talk about Chinese cartoons.

>>85990423
i heard the person running CN right now hates action shows and toy-lines

they just want their own Jhonny Test whipcracks easy money makers

>>85996452
>nearly 4 inches tall with barely any complex painting required
>you can still see the shit paint job they did with it, even on the official sale shot

These things are not worth more than 6 dollars, yet they cost so much more than that. I wouldn't hate them so much if the price wasn't so mental.

>>85996657

>sh*t

please be ironic

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>>85990423
>I want a fucking six inch Jasper on my desk and I want it by the end of the week.
I bet you do.

>>85997013
kek

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>>85990423
>wasting money on toys

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>>85997033

>>85997033
>Not supporting the greatest animated show of the decade by spending pocket money on some fun collectibles you can show off to your friends and fellow peers
Oh wait I guess you can't do that because you have no friends.
LOL!
GOTEM!

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WE

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>>85997121
>the greatest animated show of the decade

>>85997250
...ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS!
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY!
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T,
WE'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY!
THAT'S WHY THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD BELIEVE IN
GARNET,
AMETHYST,
AND PEARL,
AND STEVEN!!!

Sorry, I can't help but finish the song whenever I hear it. I even sung it irl too, luckily my parents aren't home right now to have heard it.

>>85990434
So for the sake of being stuck in the sexist past, CN is happy to lose a big chunk of money they could be earning isnt that just a tad retarded.

>>85997345
>posted a picture of a dragon dildo earlier
>there's an eight year old browsing the thread
Plz don't tell your parents.

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>>85997345

where the hell do you think you are

>>85990664
The only good one is the rarest which is rose quartz.

>>85997121
Only a loser would brag about their Pop figures. Spend some money on real collectables.

>>85997121
and filtered.
Reminder, tripfags are cancer and always try to find a way to draw attention to themselves, filter them all.

>>85997408
/co/mblr of course

*holds up Spork* greetings.....

>>85990545
Boco please die.

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>>85997345
Jesus christ.

>>85997283
What else do we really got famm?

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>>85990476
Piss off

>>85997345
>I was pretending

>>85997752
saved

>>85997121
When did the Last Airbender come out? 2005? Damn.

Hypothetical Steven Universe toyline

wave one
Steven, Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst
Build-a-figure: Rose

wave two
Greg, Lapis, Peridot, and Connie
build-a-figure: Jasper

wave three
Ruby, Sapphire, Lion, and Onion
build-a-figure: Bismuth

wave four:
Yellow, Pink, Blue, and White Diamonds
build-a-figure: corrupted gem kaiju

wave five:
Stevonnie, Opal, Malacite, and Sardonyx
build-a-figure: ???

>>85998259
Fuck build-a-figures
Its hard enough to find certain toys depending on how well certain stores are stocked and what stores are in your town.
If I want a toy of a character I just want to buy it, no mystery, no wild goose chase.
Same reason I hate blind boxes.

>>85990571
the nose is too small

>>85990476
I bet you liked Suicide Squad.

I went to Target today and couldn't find any toys. I was very disappointed.

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I know an asshole who has four of these fuckers and plans on getting more.

>>85991107
>>85997752
>>86001040
faggots who enjoy this shit show.

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>>85990423
Why would you want to collect SU toys? You're not a kid anymore.

>>85990717
Funko Pop just managed to be the last man standing in the designer figurine boom through manipulation of the market.

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>i want a shit toy for a shit show
each day i hate this board more and more

also
>buying shit
>instead of making them
these fugly designs are so fucking simple even a chimp can model and order print them. Kill yourself already.

>>85995378
Is such a thing even possible? It's not like the designs from Steven Universe can really be adapted to a posable figurine, they're just too "blobby". I'm honestly finding it hard to imagine a Pearl figurine with similar articulation without it looking silly.

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>>85997121
>the greatest animated show of the decade
that's not TTGo!
>fun collectibles you can show off to your friends and fellow peers
pic related

>>85990423
Because, only boys play with action figures, and Faggots Universe doesn't pander to boys, it panders to girls. Girls don't play with action figures.

>>86007177
Well why don't they make plushes then?

>>85997345
>It's time for a bloggggg posssst!
Get a wordpress and tell us your life story from the safety of a nuclear testing zone.

>>86004100
You have shittaste and need to leave you fuck

>>86004100
>why don't you losers just learn how to make plastic figures from scratch, it's super easy if you don't mind dropping a couple hundred dollars and spending a few months learning a completely new skill for something your going to do a few times

Wow you sure showed them. I wish I was cool enough to have a modeling hobby, to bad I'm big nerd instead

>>85997121
12 year olds not allowed
MODS
O
D
S

>>85997283
/tlhg/ please go

>>85990784
why is steven a hispanic

>>85997345
WE

>>85990571
>Wake up
>See this at the foot of your bed.

This some nightmare fuel.

>>85997121
>>85997345
>>85990784
God. Even I'm pissed off by the show now

>>86007259
I want a plushy Jasper

>>85996657
/co/'s inferiority complex strikes again

fuck off back to joowz, dim

>>85990784
The only decent ones are Rose, Lapis, and Amethyst, in that order.

>>85990571
I actually wouldn't be upset if the one and only funko mini I decided to buy was a holo pearl. I'd pay $3 extra and buy one off someone who didn't want it for $10.

>>85990423
because cartoon network wont put the effort in if you are not a Ben 10 series

>>86004143
>TTGo!

Mein nigger.

>>85998259
>wave five:
>Stevonnie, Opal, Malacite, and Sardonyx
>build-a-figure: ???
Alexandrite.

>>85996657
>says "gook trash" but censors "shit"

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>>85996657
>go back to your containment board
>sayeth the SUfag

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>>85996657

Jolyne is top tier, and is the inspiration for the design of Juri from Street Fighter. She can be /co/ any day of the week for me.

>>85990784
I actually like these?

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>>85997345
That's really endearing, Anon.

>>86003266
Where can I buy these?