So what would have happened if everyone found out Mulan was a

Giant spontaneous rape orgy

>>85987097
Rape.

Maybe those three guys would've been bro enough to keep her secret.

>>85987097

Rapey rape with side dish of rape.

>>85987097
>>85987112
>>85987222
>>85987250
I'm not actually sure it's be straight-up rape actually, those three were pretty bro. She'd have to give some blowjobs to keep them quiet though.

They were sorta liking Ping at that point if I remember correctly. They might've helped her out

Still amazed no one caught her naked IN THE FUCKING ARMY , where soldiers had no modesty or privacy whatsoever

>>85987275
Just orgy then

The Disney characters, not sure if they'd blow her cover or what. The fat guy probably would be cool but the other two, I dunno.

In actual Han dynasty China though, yeah they'd probably get a few rapes in before turning her in and killing her for crossdressing or something. Whatever over the top reactions you can think of.

>>85987275
They were nice cause all of them were dudebros, dudebros who were gonna fight and pillage rape along the way

>>85987348
>Pillage rape
>While fighting a war in their own country

I'm not sure you understand how a defensive war works.

>>85987393
Well, probably not a lot of pillaging, then.

>>85987275
Even if they were nice, they were still men.

Therefore, they must rape.

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>>85987393
Yeah, people only ever rape foreigners!

>>85987393
It's still Ancient China though.

>>85987348
>>85987409
If memory serves, the Huns were all men. So unless they were all gay...

>>85987291
They didn't have any modesty or privacy. She did. That was pretty much the whole scene.
>>85987450
It's just Anon is painting them like they're going to be sacking towns where their job is to defend from the Huns. They're not really in a position to rape and pillage as though they were an invading army.

>>85987348
Wouldn't an army defending against foreign invaders be considered heroes, thus drown in pussy?

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>>85987453
>Largest empire in the world
>Forced to conscript a couple of fat retards and old people from two or three cottages to repel some mongols
>One of them practically takes the emperor's head

Methinks it's Disney China. Like how Aladdin was Disney Arabia.

>>85987439
Wherever they go?

>>85987612
Dude, did you see those mongols? They were fucking super soldiers, needed everything they could get to fight those assholes.

They tanked a fucking mountain.

>>85987645
Indeed.

>>85987649
I'm saying that if China had fielded even 0.5% of their population then a mongol """""""horde""""""" of that size would've been blocked off by the Great Wall of Chinese Corpses.

>>85987688
Did China even have that big of a population back then?

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>>85987649
From thousands of niggas, only less than 15 survived the avalanche, they changed their plan to a stealph assassin mission.

>>85987393
I don't think you understand how non-whites work.

>>85987785
kek

Nobody would have had sex with anybody, Mulan would have convinced them to help keep her secret safe.

>>85987275
>She'd have to give some blowjobs to keep them quiet though.
Protip: that's still rape.

>>85989698
No, it would be her being manipulative.

>>85990049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvz_g5bnFc

>>85987097
[+18]Making kids familiar with the concept of rape is an important aspect in life and society[/+18]

>>85987097
Take the snake bite freakout and triple it
They would have no idea how to react to a person they thought was a guy for months on end turning out to be a girl.

>>85987097
Culture dictates an execution.
But for /co/ it's mostly gonna turn into an army rape and pleasure for both parties.

>>85987649
The retarded conscription drafted ONE male member of each family.
In a family full of sons only one get send of. Be it the runt or the glory seeker.
A family full of daughters on the other hand had only the daughtermaker available, and he had to go, even when he was lying on the deathbed.

>>85987097
Despite their rough exterior, they are good guys inside.

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>>85990338
I bet it's nicer inside Mulan though.

>>85990372
Which inside?
There are like three of them.

>>85990307
actually female conscription was common and allowed.

The Disney Mulan is the usual butchering to appease western audience storytelling

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Can we talk about how fucking badass this guy was?

>>85987097
freakout and run away

>>85990492
no

>>85987222
>Maybe those three guys would've been bro enough to keep her secret.

I believe this based on their personalities.

>>85987688
What is force projection?

>>85987222
>>85987250
>>85987112
Confucius is displeased you would know so little about Chinese great and civilized culture.

>>85990481
The only conscription for women that was military related was "comfort" related.
Then there was arming women as a last minute clutch attempt to defend the village and to not give their would-be rapists easy targets.
Otherwise you should not trust feminist herstorians revisionism

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>>85990492
He was okay.

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>>85987097

>>85987097
Wise man once say:
It is good to meet girl in park
But better to park meat in girl

>>85987688
>nested quotation marks
Go back to wherever the fuck they nest quotation marks that isn't a place in the comp.lang.* hierarchy where it actually makes sense.

>>85990492
Easily the most legit badguy in a disney movie.

>>85987469
All armies go gay.

Especially navies. They used to keep dresses for the prettiest dude on the ship to wear.

Only Americans didn't do yhat shit, partially because Puritanical, partially because Americans never relied on conscription.

>>85990610
>this much autism in one post

Send help I can't see no more

>>85990599
Is that a dildo?

>>85989698
Tumblr pls

>>85990481
The inspiration for Mulan was exceptional, exceptional enough to be a legend centuries later. Contemplate this upon the Tree of Woe.

>>85990576
Please, the only people who had any culture up until recent times in China were those with lots of wealth. The vast majority of Chinese people were dumb sniveling farmers who bent to the will of their rulers for most of their history.

>>85987612
>>85987649

They weren't even mongols in Disney's version of the story

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>>85987112
>>85987222
>>85987250
>I would rape one of my friends if I found out they were a girl
This is why you have no friends.

>>85987097
>we'll keep your secret, but like, c-can we look at you?"

>>85990613
He could break through solid wood with his sword and body, slaughtered numerous villages (at the lead), survived an avalanche that killed over a hundred soldiers, and straight up had to be exploded to be killed.

>>85990049
>>85990640
Protip: sex under coercion is rape.

>>85990593
she volunteered openly which was allowed to avoid either her old man or child brother from suffering there was no hiding her gender, the tale goes that after twelve years of war they no longer reconsidered her as a woman when she returned home.
She was not the first to do this and many think her tale was written about those young women that went in place of others.
You are correct that most were physically limited in what they could do but those that met the challenge were armed and ranked.

There is no revision in that tale, however the Disney one is gurl power crank to 11 making the whole story seem like a 'no girls allowed' boys club getting enlightened.

>>85990718
Maleficent required Fey magic to be killed.

You know how rare it is for Fey to be on the side of good?

>>85990576
Confucious say if gang raped by tiny chinese penises, it is hardly even rape

>>85990617
>partly because Americans never relied on conscription

lol, wut?

>>85990649
Mulan was in service for 12 years, even among men that was uncommon but women enlisting did happen and it wasn't some mouth gasping dishonor.

>>85990838

Then you have to get into what "coercion" actually means, though.

If I have sex with my girlfriend because I know it'll stop her from nagging me, is she actually raping me?

>>85991026
Invest in a dictionary.

>>85991026

False, males can't be raped by females.

Islam is a beautiful homosexual culture of peace.

>>85990711
This and then they would all start getting horny and erect and she'd get aroused and next thing you know orgy.

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>>85990946
Every Disney "classic" tale butchers the plot to extremes. Im honestly happy they are just murdering comic books and pixar ideas now.

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>>85991094

>>85987489
>They didn't have any modesty or privacy. She did. That was pretty much the whole scene.

So nobody noticed that ping was sneaking away constantly? I mean if she was bathing every few days how come she wasn't caught naked by a soldier who killed her because honor or some shit

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>>85987097
If they are anything like me they are going to be confused as fuck about their sexuality for awhile.

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She would have been sentenced to death.

She would have willingly became their secret sex slave just to stay alive.

>>85991026
Bad analogy. It's more like if you were forced to have sex with your coworker to keep him from revealing something that would get you fired.

>>85990838
Not if she offered first.

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>>85990718
>>85990949

BOO

>>85991336
I'd go from lusting after Ping to lusting after Ping. I suspect it started as a Fruity Rudy situation and then everyone but Ping was more comfortable.

>>85990993
The British basically sailed into a port, hauled everyone off the docks and said "You're a sailor now" without notifying their friends or family. Or paying them any wages.

If you were in the American navy, you had enlisted. Drafts and conscription are different. Draftees are treated like enlistedmen minus like two bootcamp perks.

>>85990617
>Americans never relied on conscription

What is the draft?

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>have a female cousin who was in the army
>she was in it for eight years and saw some shit
>she comes back after her parents died and she has to take care of her sister, everyone else in the family pitches in to help her out and we each visit her a lot
>one vusit, just drinking and talking
>out of the blue she admits she always had rape fantasies in the military and was kind of disappointed it never actually happened
>what the fuck Familia
>she says she doesn't really care if it's fucked up, she killed too many kids to really care if what she wants is fucked up

>couple of months later catch a glimpse of her computer while babysitting
>it's hardcore guro rape

>>85991374
>implying it'd need to be a secret
>implying they didn't already have fuccbois for when the nights got lonely

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>>85991790
>out of the blue she admits she always had rape fantasies in the military and was kind of disappointed it never actually happened

Christ

>>85987097
Rape followed by murder

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>>85991790
Well then

>>85991790
Jesus Christ.

>>85991879
Legal execution can't be murder

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>>85991790
I'm sure if she actually got raped she would no longer have that fantasy.

Fantasy > Reality every time.

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>Not intentionally getting raped and giving birth to more soldiers

Step it up, senpai

>>85992001
>Intentionally raped
Anon...

>>85992000
This.
Had a girl insist she wanted to so some three way shit because it was her fetish.
After only a two nights of it (one MFF another one two weeks later MMF) she was disgusted and hated it even though she was the one obsessing over the idea for it and had to egg me on for years to make it happen. She became a total prude and wanted to suddenly treat sex like some taboo event, all because she got her dream fetish.

>>85992000
On this note, why not just role play with some guy(s)? The worst that could happen is they turn on her and actually rape her but that's part of the goal anyway.

>>85992170
For some it wouldn't stick and would just be pretend. What you are talking about however is what draws people to BSDM because you can fake a smack across the cheek that leaves a mark.

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>>85991790

>>85991790
so, did you take the cue and helped with her fantasy anon?

>>85991790
Kinda glossing over the child murder

>>85991685
>Drafts and conscription are different.

How?

>>85990617
>Americans never relied on conscription.

What is The Vietnam War?

>>85987222
>>85990562
Probably this.
Despite them all being blindsided with the revelation that she was female, they clearly wanted to prevent her execution and it didn't change their opinion of her when they met up again later.

>>85991774
Something different.

You need to be a fully functional adult citizen to be enlisted in a draft. No physical deformities that would prevent you from doing your job, etc.

Conscription doesn't give a shit if you're 90 years old and have Alzheimers, you're going whether you like it or not.

>>85992363
>Just like the rest of America
Wake up sheeple!

>>85987338
Well this was just in the poem but in the poem when they eventually found out they were pretty chill with it, just a little surprised. Also is Han China one of those historical periods where they cut off rapists' dicks or something

>>85988137

>implying european whites didin't rape and pillage

but thats wrong tho

>>85991940
Tomayto tomahto

>>85993385
yeah, but we only raped foreigners

>>85994472
Spain got a bit carried away with that though.

>>85994547
the Spanish are not white

>>85987097
People didn't know Mulan was a girl? Did Ping think Mulan was a boy?

>>85994567
>it's a sven the snownigger claims romans were white but italians and spaniards aren't episode

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>>85991665

>>85994614
did you even watch the movie?

>>85988137
Asians do not have a sex drive, they are more civilized than whites

>>85994787
nope, Italians aren't/weren't white

>>85991790
Damn. How is she doing now anon? We want more stories.

>>85987688
Historically that isn't how it worked, nomadic empires like the Xiongnu and Mongols regularly fielded relatively small armies which proceeded to completely fucking annihilate the chinese

It turns out if one army is tons and tons of shitty foot soldiers with a week of training to use a spear and the other army is all cavalrymen who have spent a lifetime fighting and are trained in sword, spear and bow and can shoot that bow while their horse is riding then the cavalry army will pile up an entire mountain range of bodies

>>85990671
They were mongols in Mulan 2

The reason they were Huns is because it is generally believed that the Huns were descended from the survivors of the Xiongnu empire who fled West for several hundred years after the Han defeated them before reaching the Roman empire

>>85987097
She just needs to lie

>"Hey guys, sorry about my man boobs I used to be fat and now they look like tits"
>"Also, I have inverted penis disorder that makes my dick look like a vagina"

Problem solved

>>85994831
China was so bad about mass procreation that they had to pass a law saying couples could only have two children.

>>85990492
>shanyu

Wew, that's retarded. They literally named him after Modu Chanyu, the first Xiongnu emperor.

>>85994978
She could pretend to be a eunuch.

>>85995003
>having kids mean you enjoy having sex

Many sons for farm and bride-wealth

>>85987612
I'd legit convert to Islam if it meant I could live in Disney's Arabia. Seemed pretty comfy.

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>>85991142
peter puppy?

>>85991076
die