Sausage Party was absolutely fucking amazing and funny.

>>85910228
Honestly, i was very hyped for it, and was sevrely disapointed in how it turned out. I thiught utd be way funnier.

>>85910228
Because we've seen better 'adult' movies.

>>85910228

because we hate you OP and that's the only reason.

>>85910228
/co/ hates everything, with varying degrees of justification.

>fucking amazing
what's so amazing about hamfisted and not so subtle religious experience in a shape of animation about talking food?
>funny
not as funny as I thought it'd be

>>85910228
/co/ tends to look down on low brow comedy.

>>85910637
>hamfisted and not so subtle religious experience
That actually was the films main saving grace. I fucking hate religion in the states

DUDE WEEEED LMAO

*tokes a gnarly bong hit*

MMMMMMM NOW THAT'S SOME GOOD GANJA!

*smokes a dank pot leaf*

OH YEAH NOW THAT'S THAT GOOOOD SHIT HOMES

The South Park movie did everything way better 17 years ago

>>85910271
Yeah, I thiught utd be better as well.

>>85910228
It's a comedy not made by Edgar Wright.

That basically sums it up

would have been better if they didn't spoil fucking everything in the trailers
they even spoiled the orgy

DUDE THE FOD HAS SEX

A HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

>>85910916
Im fucking half awake bro, give me a break

DUDE FOOD LMAO

>>85910775
>That actually was the films main saving grace. I fucking hate religion in the states

That's interestingly specific bait, religion in the states as opposed to somewhere else?

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>"I would do anything for love.. but I won't do that" by Meatloaf starts playing
>an actual meatloaf that looks like Meatloaf shows up

I'll admit, I thought that was clever

>>85911236
Keeping it in a church. Not even that anon, but what are you even asking?

>>85910228

Because Steven Universe is a terrible show.

>>85910228
Because I'm upset that it did so much better than Kubo.

>>85911498
>Keeping it in a church.
That's sort of like being mad at people for using Math outside of a classroom.

>>85912185
Fucking this. Of all the times for DUDEWEEDLMAO the animated experience to come out, why did it have to steal Kubo's thunder?

>>85912278
I'm pretty fucking sure Kubo and Sausage Party don't appeal to the same audience
Also Kubo still has to open in the rest of the world and I doubt SP will be succesful outside the US

>>85912330
It's less a case of SP stealing Kubo's audience, and more a case that fucking NOBODY is paying attention to Kubo because the hot shit to talk about right now is how there's an animated movie where a bunch of food fucks the shit out of each other at the end.

>>85910228
/co/ hates everything.

You get used to it.

/co/ hates fun and wants everything to be shipping and adventures with characters who are not mean-spirited

>>85912278
Hey, I resent that remark.

>#Notallstoners

>>85912961
Don't forget, /co/'s bullshit excuse for watching toddler/preschool shows is that they're 'comfy'.

I think there's just a lot of adult babies on /co/ who are being a bunch of lying little shits that deserve a good old-fashioned spanking.

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>>85910228
>DUDE BENIS N BAGINA LMAO

That's why.

>>85910228
Because once you've seen one Seth Rogan movie you've seen em all.Don't get me wrong I like some of his movies but they are basically all the same kind of humor.

>>85910228
Here's a list

>mediocre animation
>WEED LMAO
>dicks and vagoo LMAO
>overusing fuck like a 12 year old on x-box live
>hackey stereotype jokes
>Rogan and co + the studio dicked the animators hard
>pretty well recieved by normies, so /co/trarianism

>>85910637
I have the same objections
it was just so forced
right at the beginning it starts talking about the gods
and when it isn't anti-religious it's weed-jokes and food saying 'fuck'

>>85910228
because it killed Kubo at the box office

>>85910228
>Why does /co/ hate it?

animators got fucked over.

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>>85910228
>Why does /co/ hate it?

People are forced to animate a food orgy without any pay.

>>85914917
>/co/ caring about the well-being of canadian animators
now that's a new one

>remove the excessive swearing
>tone down the sex jokes
>for the love of God, tone done the DUDE WEED LMAO
>axe the orgy scene
>put back Lavash's sacrifice and mold subplot

Would this make it into an okay film?

Not even going to watch it ironically.

>>85910228
Because it's actually shit. The real issue that needs addressing is your shit taste.

>>85910228
>saying "fuck" every two seconds
>funny

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>this thread

>>85915359
Wait, seriously?

>>85910228

Because /co/ is afraid that an influx of rauncy adult comedies will come out because of it, even though this has been the case for decades before

*cought*SouthPark*cough*
*cough*familygoy*cough*

>>85913060
I'm sorry I don't enjoy stoner humor dude.
>DUDE FOOD SEX
>DUDE RELIGION
>DUDE FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
>LMAO
Great movie, 10/10.

>>85910228
go fuck urself seth

>>85910700
...and high brow comedy.

>>85910775
T
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>>85910228
There wasn't enough of HER.

>>85916847
>Lavash's sacrifice
You just read the leaked script and never actually saw the movie.

>>85918803
learn to read faggot

>>85916847
>tone down the DUDE WEED LMAO
>literally one scene where the MC hits a kazoo

>>85916847
The orgy was actually the best part of the movie, dude. It could've used more visual humor.

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>>85910383
I can confirm this. I haven't even seen it yet and I already hate for the simple fact that op loves it.

Get fucked, OP!

>>85919057
Nope. I remember they did again at the end for sure.

>>85920646
so what, they just take a hit
why is everyone getting so buttblasted about the weed, the movie had much bigger problems

>>85910228
The movie was completely unfunny and had too much hamfisted commentary, which could've been alright if it wasn't sophist-tier shit.

It's not like I'm not into Seth Rogan's humor. I've enjoyed his other films, but Sausage Party didn't get a single laugh out of me.

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>>85910228
Tasteless humor that only teenagers and Family Guy fans could like and the studio that produced this movie did not pay their animators overtime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cgHfZJEOA

>>85920705
Probably because "lol food smoking weed" is a symptom of these problems. The film is low brow as low brow can get.

>>85920762
The teens in my theatre loved it.
There was a lot "lulwat" coming from that crowd. The decapitated head reveal got the biggest reaction, along with the food orgy.

>>85920646
The chief did and passed it to the rest as a sign of camaraderie after (or was it before?) fucking each other's brains out. I don't see the problem, really.

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>>85920819
Human society is so obsessed with sex and genitals that it's almost an unwritten law to have to enjoy anything sexual whether it's overused dick jokes or food orgies.

fuck off seth

It was... okay.

A bit overboard, but I tried to at least enjoy it. There were definitely some things in there that felt a bit too forced and you definitely need to realize that, in order to watch this movie, you're definitely going to need a blatant sex/profanity shield already ready. I'm not even joking, do not expect anything "childish" from this movie except the humor itself although there are a few clever jokes here and there. Expecting light profanity? Too bad, the profanity cannons are already aimed at you and with plenty of it and they will have no mercy.

I'll have to say though, for such a ridiculous premise of a movie, there sure was a lot of work put into it. It's so fucking insane and yet, I can't help but actually admire the effort behind it.

And I'm probably going to regret saying that I got the biggest whyboner over the douche sucking up the juice box.

>>85910228
Let me guess, you're the kind of person who laugh when he hears the word "fuck" without expecting it.

>>85918075
Yep, there's a food orgy at the end, and a lot of animators are speaking up about not getting paid.

Here's a related Cracked article that I haven't finished reading yet but seems to back up what I've heard so far:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-sausage-party-screwed-over-its-own-animators/

>>85910228
You having low standards for comedy =/= A movie being good

>>85910228
because we've seen that movie before, it's nothing special, I don't know why you think it's "amazing" except because you're probably under 30 and have never seen "le edgy film" before

>>85911498
>i don't like other people's religious freedom, only atheism should be displayed in public, i have no idea how much the united states is based on christian ideals so i think they are just natural behaviours.

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>>85912185
>Laika will always be overshadowed by schlock
It hurts.

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>>85915359
I know animators supposedly get a pretty raw deal at the best of times, but of all the things to get shorted on, it's after having to animate that?

>>85923931
You know the shittiest part of all this?

Rogen doesn't care. He's in a position to change things, but he's too busy getting high and planning his next dozen stoner animated comedies to care.

>>85923931
>cracked article

kek

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>>85910228
douche is not food, why is he moving around?

>>85927425
because you still can consume him
the bottles aren't food either why isn't anyone complaining about them

>>85910228
/co/ hates anything that popular
-popular kids
-popular food
-popular comics
- popular popular

>>85920775
>The film is low brow as low brow can get.
In fact it's brow is so low you would think it had a beard from an initial glance.

>>85910228

>Boring
>Weed jokes were not funny the first time, 20 times later it's not funny again
>Only like 2 to 3 decent jokes that actually got a chuckle out of me, I would not call that a comedy or parody
>Michael Cera's stupid ass annoying voice
>Michael Cera's character literally does nothing as a character and acts like a hero after he just shows up, again, like in all his shitty movies/roles
>Sex and sexual jokes are funny guys, laugh at it, I SAID LAUGH, hyuck, hyuck, hyuck
>Food orgy was a 1 time gag, it just becomes annoying after, saw it on 4chan first and was more confused by it than entertained, re-watched that part when I saw movie for the first time, was just a headache
>They fucked their team of underlings and took all the stupid credit whilst only providing shitty voices, shitty concepts, shitty plots, unfunny jokes, etc. Animators did the real work whilst they got high and ass patted each other on how great they all are as they take another hit and announce more shitty movies, they all suck dick and are unfunny
>That religious message was unwanted, uneeded and annoying asf side story, they could of thought of nothing else to put in?
>The human characters were more interesting than the actual food, and they were fucking background characters and the antagonists of the story
>Modern animation standards and practices = pure unfiltered shit by retards whom think anyone can do it

Nice bait btw.

>>85927425

>Douche came to life

Does that mean, then in extension any other product can come to life, shampoo, tampons, fucking ink pens...?

>>85918702

Unnnfff, yes, the entire movie should have just revolved around her having a grill out with lots of ass and crotch shots... oh god, what have I become. *sobs*

>>85911290
It does have its moments

>That queso joke

>>85931798
>Does that mean, then in extension any other product can come to life, shampoo, tampons

There's a living roll of TP and an actual tampon that shows up at the end. Oh and a used condom full of spoo that cries like a rape victim

>>85916847
Replace the orgy with a live action cut of Seth and co mashing food together

>>85910228
because I can now not look at most food without getting orgy flashbacks.

>>85926235
anon he said in the states which was peculiar
we don't have muslims openly 'proclaiming' their religion with violence and chimping out over here.

We have niggers for that.

>>85931798
why do you ask such shitty questions?
have you watched the movie or not?

>>85910228
No waifu appeal

>>85910228
Too little of the Unperishables. They were the funniest guys in the whole film.

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>>85931837
Nah, man. You're good. The movie really should've given her more screen time! I still need a HQ version of this shot.

>>85912430
I actually forgot about Kubo because I've been focused on going back to school lately (gods please save me from NEETdom).

Don't feel too bad, you got one person to go see it in theaters.

>>85910228
Because it's ruining any chance of animated films targeted towards an older audience to be taken seriously.

And they treated the animators worse than animators are normally treated.

>>85911290
>DUDE LET'S HAVE MEATLOAF BE MEATLOAF L M A O
>Clever

>>85910228
Are you a 14 year old stoner? No? Then you shouldn't enjoy Seth Rogen """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>85911080
No break should be given to normie phoneposters. Get the fuck out of here.

>>85910228
It was cringe worthy retarded 13 year old "humor"
there was not a single laugh in the entire movie even watching it for free I felt ripped off.

artbook when?? I want to see the storyboard for the orgy

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I just saw the whole movie for free and I still want my money back. Jesus fucking Christ that was unpleasant.

kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Sausage-Party

Two minutes in and I'm already cringing.

>>85914755
>mediocre animation
The animation and character design were the only good things about the movie.

because muh degeneracy
because muh christianity tips fedora tips fedora TIPS FEDORA I SAID SHUT UP
because muh contrarianism

>>85910228
Every trailer I saw was nothing but cursing and sex jokes. If you thought this was going to be funny then there's something wrong with you.

>>85918554
....comedy in general as it turns out

The only jokes that made me laugh were the ones where food replied to Douche after he used euphemisms with them.

>>85910228

Because we hate people who come to our website and shill their product.

We also hate creatively and morally bankrupt low brow garbage created a jew whose product was produced by virtue of his networking and his ethnicity, that does nothing for the medium while true art languishes.

There's nothing that sausage party has done that South Park and Felix the Cat didn't do.

Go fuck yourself OP.

>>85939697
Goddamn youre a bitter faggot.

>>85938960
b8

>>85939788

>bitter

Reality tends to sour a man's taste, fagtron. When your script is solely expletives and sexual humor, it lacks solely any merit in my eyes.

But if you were going for a shitty low brow product, and you enjoy eating shit, that's up to you buddy. Good luck with that.

>>85939697
>our website
>we
>all dem buzzwords

Holy shit, I thought that summer vacation was over.

>>85931977
>a used condom full of spoo that cries like a rape victim
That sounds literally family guy tier

>>85939925

Name me one thing that sausage party did that other shit didn't do before it, either on cable or syndicated television beyond being shit.

I dare you.

>>85939997
That wasn't his point
his point was that you sound like a faggot, regardless of if you're right or wrong

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>>85939925

>op's post
>not shilling

yeah ok

>>85940018

nice ad hominem

kys pls

>>85939997
I'm not defending the movie in any way, you idiot. I was just pointing out how ridiculous you sounded with this whole "we, us" collective mind bullshit. Get a grip on yourself.

>>85940041
>posts a tumblr reaction image while trying to make a point

You seriously think that /co/ is important enough for shills from a multi-million dollar movie, regardless of how shitty it was? Take your retarded opinions back to tumblr, please.

John K's Ripping Friends did it in episode 3.

Why people here are complaining about simple-minded humor like dirty jokes and le dude weed lmao?

IRL people laughs naturally about this, because this is easily funny, nobody cares about boring """"intellectual"""" humor considered patrician only by angry basement dwellers who hate everything anyway.

>>85939697
wew lad

>>85940105
thats from /tg/ not tumblr but youre right

>>85910228

I thought it was pretty funny.

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>>85923931
>Cracked

>>85940178
My mistake then.

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>>85910228
because its shit

>>85911290
That's Saturday morning leftover gag tier comedy. DreamWorks and Pixar wouldn't put stuff like that in their scripts because it's too fucking lazy and dumb.

>>85940765
Family Guy Territory. Overlong bits and poor shock value.

I have never been high and disappointed at the same time until i went to see this movie.

>>85910863
honestly it's gone full circle. Weed jokes are fucking hilarious too me now in an ironic sort of way because of the DUDE WEED LMAO meme.

So now Rogen moves are hilarious for me, funny how that works.