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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Got your superpower? Good.

How does pic related beat you?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Theft

the only thing more bullshit than speedforce is batman's plot armor
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I got Planetery Communication, so unless I can transfer a message to some alien planet or something, Batman wins with a Bat-punch.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dieselpunk_Physiology

Wow, I actually imagine I'd be a great Batman villain. Used as a "military" experiment by a couple of sociopaths in a back-alley "surgery" place to create some sort of military robot, but driven mad in the process and going on a rampage while trying to get away.

Since we're going with BTAS!Batman, I'd most likely be defeated by either running out of power aand dying, or Batman reasoning with me, promising he'd try and get me out of whatever the fuck they put me in.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
wouldn't it just be omnipotence?
i guess he can't beat me; i will him out of existence
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restoration

Id pretend to rob a some old lady to get his attention
then id offer to be his mechanic
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>Silence Embodiment


>Power/Ability to:
>Become the embodiment of silence.
>The ability to become the embodiment of silence, or lack of sound. Variation of Power Manifestation and Silence >Manipulation. Opposite to Sound Embodiment.

>Also Called
>Silence Incarnate
>Personification of Silence
>The Silence
>The Silent
>Capabilities
>Users become the embodiment of silence, or the general lack of sound. Users possess all the powers of silence, >defining sound by being its opposite.
Okay.... it looks like I have the ability to either prevent matter from transmitting vibrations, or stop it from vibrating entirely.


I reduce all the air on earth to absolute zero at will, and batman freezes to death.
But I guess batman wins because he punches me first, or something because he's THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE and saw it coming.
Or something.
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I can turn any matter into energy, even up to entire planets.

Unfortunately, Batman just reminds me how pitiful and stupid my waste of life is, and I end up dissipitating myself into nothing but heat.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hellcat_Physiology

Probably find and use some artifact from Ras Al Ghoul or in some museum that was blessed by some holy guy a millennium ago. Or uses some explosives or grappling gun to bring down a water tower on top of me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Part_Substitution

>Steal Batman's arms
>They continue beating me up anyway
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>>85893308
>Darkness Slash
>The ability to combine slashing attacks with darkness/shadow. Combination of Darkness Infusion or Dark Energy Infusion and Cutting.
His darkness is so advanced I can't actually take it from him.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Affinity?useskin=oasis
Absorption A-GoGo.
I guess bats might beat me if he manages to completely isolated me from everything or throw me into an empty dimension.
Other than that, I'm invincible.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Magic
HE wouldn't. He'd probably just get Zatana and the Justice League Dark to wear me down until the spells make me a gibbering madman like anyone else who plays with Lovecraftian Horrors.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality

Well, I guess maybe he might accidentally kill me. Then at least I'd win psychologically.
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>>85893308
>sand shapeshifting
I guess he'd just throw me in a pool or something.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol_Immunity
Hell, I might just kill myself, save him the trouble
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Strike

I jab him in the mouth, he "dies", someone else becomes Bamham Thank You Ma'am for a while, then Batman comes and rims me with a Batarang once he's not crippled.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Magic
>How does pic related beat you?
Very sensually
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>The power to enhance the performance of oneself or others. Defined by Superpower Manipulation.
Anyone want to team up?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Empowerment
Since id be a villain in Gotham i guess the ending of Arkam Knight would be how he beats me.
Either that or he actually starts to deal with the villains on a more permanent basic
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Magic

Where's your fancy gadgets now Batman?
Fucker probably still just beats my face in with ninja skills
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Furniture_Manipulation
Easily
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_Magic
Apparently I can also create sentient fucking life.
Batman would beat me like he beats any thug with a gun.

But he won't have to, because all I'll be doing is making gold sprout from my hands and creating dinosaurs.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
HA
I win.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_Physiology

He's fought and beaten Killer Croc. I'm no challenge to him. He'd probably use some sort of tranquilizer.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formless_Mind
An eternal prep battle.
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>>85895000
>That power
>Those digits
Batman got KEKED
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Invisibility.
He tosses a bag of flour at me when I make a noise, then he punches me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasitic_Empowerment

Fights me in a morgue or graveyard, I suppose.
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>>85893368
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Mode
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>>85893308
>Arctic Creation
>The power to create frozen wastelands.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Power Dilution
Welp, I'm fucked since his Plot armor is impossible to dilute.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Strength

I guess maybe trap me in a black hole, but I might be able to swim out of it.

I don't know, /co, how could Batman beat this?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Augmentation

Uses traditional hand made ninja weaponry and traps me in a wooden cage in the wild.
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>>85893600
[Spoiler] Even he kinda let do it [/spoiler]
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slavic_Deity_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Holy shit Batman vs God

How would he counter "death inducement" and "existence manipulation"?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Attacks

He'd probably maneuver himself in a way where I would either accidentally crush myself or something I cared about. Still, I lucked out and got a wicked power set. Can't complain there.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intangible_Attacks

Cool power.

Probably just beats the shit out of me with Nth metal brass knuckles.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Happiness_Inducement

Batman smiles as he punches me.
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>>85895362
Pressure points.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportation

Probably tricks me into a dream and then dreams my powers away
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Guardian?useskin=oasis
What the fuck, and I finally got a good one. Uh, Due to the usual "protecting the cosmic balance" reasons, just as I'm about to zap Batman, his plot armor pops up because he's "too important" and the world will "suffer and be lesser without his presence," thus denying me victory.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Empowerment

I get powerful from Raaaaaaaaaaainbooooows...


So... batman just lures me to a very uncolorful part of Gotham.

I.E. Any part.

Or! He dumps black and/or white paint on me.

I lose.
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>>85893308
>wikia
That was your first mistake. Speaking of wikias, I heard someone turned the Popeye wiki into a Bluto inflation museum.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rodent_Physiology

Ugh. He just sends a cat to get me.
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>The power to be at the highest limits of the human genius-intellect level; this ability is not technically classified as 'superhuman'. A sub-power of Peak Human Condition and a similar power to Maximum Brain Capacity.
This isn't even fair.
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>>85895249
I didn't want to feel that... Almost 20+ years later and I still weep like a bitch.
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>>85893308
>first try
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Touch?useskin=oasis
Attacking me with inanimate objects I guess.
>retrying a few times
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection
>mfw
He doesn't beat me in this case. I am become bullshit, destroyer of icons.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photo-Negative_Mimicry

He punches me.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Population_Control

>.>
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>>85893308

>unlovability inducement

He doesn't have to. The fact that I got that, on a random draw, has pretty soundly defeated me for the day.
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>>85896228

rooosebud
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
There is no way I could possibly lose

>inb4 plot armour
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>Mummification
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jactitation
Jactitation: The ability to absorb kinetic energy and use it to prevent oneself from ever becoming immobilized.

Allowing immunities to:
-Body Immobilization
-Motor-Skill Manipulation
-Paralysis Inducement
-Telekinesis

Sleeping Gas. Make me pass out from heat. Radiation. Everything else I can think of would kill me, and Batman has a No Kill rule.
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>>85896361

He'd tell you to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Hell

...I'm surprised there isn't already a Batman villain who has this power. It seems pretty apropos. Just have him be a servant of those gun-loving demons from Hitman.
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>>85893761
Batman probably has a ton of gadgets blessed by the pope.
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>>85896361
>>85896412
That or he pulls a Secret Wars #12 and spooks you enough that you keep subconsciously bringing him back to life through your anxiety that he MAY come back to life.
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>>85893824
>he uses a white Batsuit and puts blinding lights everywhere

I AM LIGHT
I AM THE DAY
I AM BATMAN!
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>>85893308
Destruction magic, Batman took on guys with that sort of magic. I'll probably lose.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Empowerment
He leads me into a large vacuum and I suffocate to death.
Or he can launch me into space. Whichever is easier.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiversal_Recreation

He doesn't
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>>85896894
Yeah okay Geoff Johns. Batman beats Dr. Manhattan by punching him really hard.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regenerative_Transformation

That's sweet, but the entry specifically says that "Users are vulnerable to sealing and binding powers, as they restrain without causing damage", and Bat is a pro at that.

Won't take long for him to sneak on me and throw me a batnet or something
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Manipulation

He'd ignore hungry feelings through mental fortitude then kick my ass.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Rule

I do my best to be the Goblin he deserves.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Faithifery

"By believing urban legends such as coke and pop rock, the tooth fairy and various other myths, Jesse Turner (Supernatural) can bring them into reality."

So, Batman, the urban legend, versus someone who believes things and it becomes true.

Batman is literally, like, my worst enemy, lol
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clock_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I guess he just makes sure his schedule is clear and then kicks my ass
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>>85897283
>lol
>>>/fa/cebook
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>>85895603
>Batwankery has let this happen
I WANT TO KNOW THE CONTEXT FOR THIS
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>>85897242

But Batman never eats, anyway.
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True loves kiss

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Love%27s_Kiss?useskin=oasis

He doesn't have to cause I wouldn't be able to use this power anyway
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>>85893308
He doesn't.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sasquatch_Physiology

won't matter much i'm a fuckin sasquatch now

this is the coolest shit
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology
The power to use the abilities of transcendent beings. Variation of Mythic Physiology.
â—¾Apotheosis
â—¾Deity Mimicry/Physiology
â—¾Divine/Godly Being/Entity Mimicry/Physiology
â—¾Godhood
â—¾Godhead
â—¾God Mimicry/Physiology
â—¾Transcendent Mimicry

Basically I'm a god, so I rolled again because we all know how this would end and it would be boring. I spare him the first time around because I'm a god, and the second time around he tricks me into some thing stupid. Or he calls either Superman or Wonder Woman for help.

Got this the second time.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Mimicry
The ability to mimic the powers and traits of video game characters. Technique of Video Game Manipulation. Variation of Fictional Mimicry.
Capabilities

Users of this ability are to mimic video-game characters in real life and live it as if they were the actual characters in the game.

Applications
â—¾Users are capable of becoming the character they mimic.
â—¾Gain various powers, depending on what character they mimic.
â—¾Enhanced Power Replication and possibly Knowledge Replication of any video game character without needing to be in proximity.
â—¾Shapeshifting via character selection and model creation

One of the Robins beats me after I murder a few hundred criminals for experience points and turn there bodies into money. I figure out the games I'm imitating(Fable II, Destroy All Humans, Psi-ops, Tekken, and Super Mario Bro.s)

Regardless of power set I would spend my time getting laid as much as possible. The question is which game would I mimic to get the most tail?

Can I get some help here? Please?
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>>85893391
you think small. find a planet with some advanced ayys. speak to all of the at once. demand technology or you being the almighty god will crush the lot of them. become lex tier with new knowledge. buy both lexcorp and Wayne int. bats is none the wiser.

in other words. get. fucking. good.
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>>85893308

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superstition_Manipulation

This is actually the kind of bullshit Batman deals with all the time when someone decides one of his psychology-themed villains is passe and tries to make a terrible new one, so I'm gonna imagine I go down fairly easily to the tireless bat-logic of the World's Greatest Detective.
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>>85897604
I'm sorry buddy.
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>>85897616
I can see reality as a scientific theory.
Yippee.
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>>85893308
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision
Does he even need a reason?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lake_Monster_Physiology?useskin=oasis
I'm gonna need about tree fisdy
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>>85893308

>Civilization Regression

I use power.
Batman hits me with a stick.
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>>85897604

Ouch senpai
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>>85898013
>> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision
You could be a terrifying goth horror monster, a person weeping black and flammable tears. You could crush or drown some one in your oil and then set their bodies ablaze. You could suspend yourself from the celling and fill hundreds of oil drums.
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>>85897604

Batman would keep track of you in case he needed you to use it on him.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Inducement

It really depends if I'm evil or good? if I'm bad I'll have to be straight jacketed, but if I'm good, I'll be used when shit goes down and people die?
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>>85893308
> Wish Granting

Cleverly worded wish, presumably.

I wonder if he would wish his parents were still alive first.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Calculation_Transfer

I surrender.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization

I materialize my special happy mental place from my mind onto reality, then Batman breaks my legs at the edge of the Forest of Mushroom Pizza.
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>>85898169
actually can I raise like undead? or is it just bringing people back to life if they are killed within a certain limit?
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Does anyone want to roleplay with their powers?
>>85897763
this is me, and I'd use the video game mimicry. Unless someone wants to play against a god. And to be fair I would play an old polytheist, and more than like a minor god that used to be human. Humans got the better of the gods a few times. And Modern super heroes have beaten older gods before.
But I would really like to RP with the video game mimicry, I would get the most mileage out of that.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meteorite%20Induced%20Powers
Easy, he just takes the source of my powers using his ninja skills.
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>>85898132
Batman notices a surplus of oil exporting from Gotham. Investigates believing that someone may be illegally oil fracking. Turns out it's just a guy tied the ceiling of a warehouse, spinning around while spewing oil into drums.

Joker blows up a city block and doesn't get the death penalty, yet I'm arrested for "artificially inflating oil prices".
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Body_Generation

Anti-Body Generation
So, I guess I can cure the common cold, but only if that person is in my vicinity, and I won't ever get sick, even though I hardly ever get sick and....yeah, this power sucks.
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>>85898272
Yeah, that would be sad.
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>>85898272
Weight a damn second would the increase in oil decrease the prices if it was immediately sold on the market?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tormentor

Seeing how Batman probably can't be considered evil, I assume I can't do shit against him.

So, I guess I'm boned.
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>>85893308

>Underwater Combat

Batman fills the entire ocean with cement
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>>85896659
That would be hilarious.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Manipulation

Batman tries to fight me, but he gets really bored and lethargic, and stops trying to fight me. I eventually just become tired of trying and stop giving a shit myself
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curse_Empowerment

Makes me pennance stare into a mirror, I guess.

I accidentally broke a window and never told anyone about it. The dude called the cops and everything. I was just a kid, man I didn't know what to do
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>>85898338
That sounds like something he'd do
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>>85896049
Yeah that sucks.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purification_Ball_Projection

Bruce Wayne buys Lucifer's broken wings on the black market or something.
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>>85896589
You mean an Emperor Joker?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sphere_Manipulation

Shit, man, I dunno.
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>>85898425
What's with the anime character towards the bottom right?
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>>85898476
Capabilities
User can create, shape and manipulate spheres and spherical objects of any sizes and material

Applications
Create/generate/multiply spheres.
Object Creation Touch
Shape, compress, liquefy and/or otherwise manipulate spheres.
Efficacy Manipulation including speed, density, hardness and/or sharpness.
Absolute Constant Velocity
Centrifugal Force Manipulation by spinning balls.
Repair spheres.
Attack Powers using spheres.
Ball Projection
Constructs Creation using spheres, including weapons/missiles, walls, armor or allies/servants.
Improbable Weapon Proficiency - By using spheres as a weapon.
Move/lift spheres at nearly any speed whether in/on a surface, air or water. One could even do this in a vacuum of space if one has a way to survive the experience.
Flight using spheres.
Matter Surfing by riding spheres.
Projectile Enhancement
Limitations
Distance, mass, precision, etc. depend upon of the knowledge, skill, and strength of the user.
May be able to only use objects that are perfectly round.
May be limited to how many you can carry/control.
May be unable to create spheres, being limited to manipulating only from already existing sources.

You could threaten him with the entire planet, maybe. Or you could create an unending barrage of spheres as bullets whilst proteched by your flying spherincal force field. You could turn random objects and people into spheres's and lob them at him. Sky's the limit.
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>>85898392
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curse_Empowerment
Applications
Divided Mind
Enhanced Combat
Enhanced Condition
Enhanced Dexterity
Enhanced Durability
Enhanced Endurance
Enhanced Reflexes
Enhanced Speed
Enhanced Stamina
Enhanced Strength
Partial or Full Transformation

Folklore/Mythology
Vampires (European Folklore)
Werewolves (Greece Mythology)
Imhotep (The Mummy)
Michael Myers (Halloween)
Cursed Crew of the Black Pearl (Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl)
Comic Books
Jason Blood (DC Comics); via Etrigan Curse
Caine (DC/Vertigo Comics)
Ghost Rider (Marvel Comics)
Spawn (Image Comics)


Pick a curse or come up with a new one.
This could be awesome if you did more.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stealth_Mode?useskin=oasis

a long drawn out ninja battle that ends with him punching me in the face

I most likely end up a Hitman that the writers might bring up every now and again until someone has Slade or Deadshot kill me to prove their amazing or something like that
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>>85895362
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Strength
He could outpace or out smart you.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Artisan

Well, I'm terrible at art. So, yeah... Alternatively, he breaks all my crayons.
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>>85898379
>Acedikinesis
WTF?
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Will admit, Will probably do this a couple times just to see what powers get made, but also for how batman beats me.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Entity_Creation

I create a Batman to beat Batman, he just turns on me and now I'm facing 2 Batmen.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind

I am Batman, therefore he already won.
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>>85898762

You know for a lesser power all things considered I really like what I got

Now all I need to figure out is if I go modern Hitman or old school ninja assassin
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>>85893308
>Inspiration Negation
He inspires me too much nullifying my powers against him.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation

Electricity. Or magnets. HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK?
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tickling_Inducement

That is funny as all hades. Batman isn't ticklish.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Applications
Cosmic Manipulation
Dark Matter Manipulation
Energy Manipulation
Force-Field Generation
Force Armor Generation
Fundamental Forces Manipulation
Ionic Manipulation
Kinetic Energy Manipulation
Life-Force Manipulation
Motion Manipulation
Nuclear Manipulation
Plasma Manipulation
Quantum Foam Manipulation
Radiation Manipulation
Vector Manipulation
I win.
I could kill him on the spot in a billion different ways. I control all forces of Energy, Matter and Space. The only thing I can't control is time. Only the Flash or a time manipulator could beat me, but it'd be nigh impossible.
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>>85898814
Capabilities
User can craft items/objects that may be functional or strictly decorative out of any/all materials or substances including non-physical and abstract materials, such as fire, clouds, water, bubbles, smoke, air molecules, moonlight, lava, sound, music, and even emotions like joy, sadness, and hope.

They can make things like furniture, sculpture, clothing, jewellery, household items and tools or even machines such as the handmade devices of a watchmaker, up to and including architecture and do so with beyond flawless results, crafting items and objects that are one-of-kind and so perfect that few if any words can describe them. Some users may be able to go even further then that, allowing them to craft objects that become an essential part of the world itself.

Applications
Conceptual Materialization
Cosmic Keystone - By crafting objects that become an essential part of the world.
Emotion Separation
Particle Construction
Polishing
Refining
Replicative Sculpting
Sound Sculpting

HOLY SHIT DUDE.
It doesn't matter that your bad at art now, this power makes you a great artist that lets you do the impossible. You could build temples or museums of such grandeur and beauty that no one would ever want to leave them. You cold make make art on a napkin at any and all restureants and eat for free forever. You could create a blue print for a building that hypnotize anyone that sees and thus guarentee that it gets built. And ones it is built people will not only flock to it the would pay to just visit it allowing you to live there for free.
Your minions would be people enchanted with your art, dressed in you cloths line, and armed with you fantsiful weapons.
and then he would break you crayons, and you hands, but that doesn't matter. He would beat you, but like so many other Batman villain you would have Plot Armor Just AS STRONG AS HIS, OR THE JOKERS, OR THE PENGUIENS. He beats you once then your living the high life for the rest of your days.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nitrogen_Manipulation

I lose because Batman has plot armor and prep time and he's probably installed some bullshit in the Batmobile just for such an occasion.
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>>85899029
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Entity_Creation
create three cat women, and watch the sodomy, or escape.
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>>85894934
Ya sure nigga?
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>>85899188
I meant to post this with it.
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I'm technically a God, so time and planning.
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>>85895678
>>85895603
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>>85893308
he doesnt
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Empathy?useskin=oasis

Forcing me to go far away from water or something like that
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Mimicry

Batman would be foolish to turn away such a prime source of calcium for healthy bones
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>>85895678
He probably has some anti-deity spray/stones/weapons in his glove compartment
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metaphysics_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I don't only get plot armor, I get a full plot arsenal.
I'm a God with all the powers.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quintessence_Force

Their example is Static Shock so I'm guessing this lets me also have control over the energy even if I don't specifically create it.

If you can control Electrical Energy you literally can control everything since atoms are bonded by electrical energy.

I can just unmake everything. Batman wins because we have a lovely chat and I go home with Harley Quinn.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cervid_Physiology

Fucker hits me with the Batmobile.
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>>85899337
fuck i forgot to copy it i have the one that allows me to write comics and have them appear in real life i can just write batman in and then write in supes and have them go at it nothing held back
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Team_Combination?useskin=oasis
Anybody wanna team up?
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>>85899378
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Automatic_Attack
I guess he can counter-attack literally fucking everything, but I don't know... Auto attack sounds pretty intimidating.
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>>85899467
If you had the power to write comics though, you would be bound to the code of comic writing...

So you would have editors who would force you to write Batman winning because it would sell more.

>Batman slowly smiles
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>>85898233
Shit man, you could just revive his parents and watch him have a meltdown.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internet_Manipulation

Batman vs 4chan /b/. Only he can slay the trolls.
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>>85894934
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Magic
The power to utilize technological magic. Combination of Magic and Technology Manipulation. Not to be confused with Technomagic.
Also Called
Technomancy
Techno-Mysticism
Capabilities
The user is capable of using magic to affect or replicate technology. The user is capable of communing with technological entities, using their own body as a conduit to technology and casting spells and enchantments that result in some sort of cyber-related effect. The user is basically utilizing science and technology as though as if it was a paranormal element like fire or blood.

Applications
Ambient Resource Construction
Artificial Life Creation
Bionic Physiology
Communing (with cybernetic entities)
Computer Interaction
Data Manipulation
Electricity Manipulation
Electronic Communication
Enhanced Inventing
Mechanical Intuition
Exorcism
Gun Limbs
Human-Artificial Intelligence Synergy
Hologram Interaction
Information Transferal
Interface Creation
Mechanical Weapon Construct
Omnilingualism
Roboticization
Technological Constructs
Technology Manipulation
Technorganic Physiology
Urban Empowerment
Limitations
May become powerless in uncivilized environments, unless they carry electronic devices.

>Hmm...
Give me a minute to think about this.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Memorization

Oh boy, he's going to beat me in multiple, creative ways, then shoot me into space when it doesn't work.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wasp_Physiology
bug spray
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Falsification?useskin=oasis
I'd ruse him into believing his parents are alive. I could basically make him forget I exist or basically anything.

Your aren't my enemy batman, you're a crook just like me, in fact, we're best friends!
Until he focuses his mind with training or something and punches me, I'm golden!
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>>85896244
>Pic
>Anime character in Western media list
For the first time in a long time I actually chuckled at that meme. Really went roundabout.

>>85893308
Charity Embodiment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charity_Embodiment
Shut down all charities, redirect funding, turn Wayne Enterprises into just another soulless corporation. I'd lose the lifeblood that makes me great, but so would Gotham. He'd burn his forest down.
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>>85896244
Please tell me that image isn't real
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He could beat me if I don't have any magical item. But I could use every single magical item with no downsides.
I could use dark magic without selling my soul or anything.
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>>85899694
Whoops.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Immunity?useskin=oasis
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>>85893368
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Inhibition

I'm right there with you.
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>Explosion Manipulation

>The user can create/generate, shape and manipulate explosions a rapid increase in volume and release of energy in an extreme manner, usually with the generation of high temperatures and the release of gases.

BITE ZA DUSTO!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Creature_Creation?useskin=oasis
He'd be able to defeat me with heated armor and weapons.
I'd be a sweet team up with Mr. Freeze though.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Counter?useskin=oasis
Unbeatable. Any form of attack will be countered.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Imprisonment

He either overwhelms me with the sheer scope of his nightmares or he's so used to having them that he just steps out of it to beat me up.

Or he does the coffee Dr. Destiny thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Make him evil, and succumb to his inner demons. Or make him so good that he doesn't break any laws, which includes costumed vigilantism.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Roboticization

Hacks my mainframe and turns me into his Robo Dick Slut.
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>>85899538 This is me responding to you>>85894934

>Ambient Resource Construction and Urban Empowerment
You tear the city apart and make whatever you you want in the process. Thus you become friends with Poison Ivy by freeing up land for her to plant her garden with.
> Artificial Life Creation, Enhanced Inventing, and Mechanical Intuition.
You create a menagerie of biomechanical robots, cyborgs, and genetically engineered organisms that are superior to anything naturally occurring, including Kryptonians and the New Gods. You also create gyoids, fembots, and breeding bitches to relieve the inevitble stress.
>Data Manipulation and its applications Data Materialization and Ability Intuition.
You can make amazing programs, and make data real, physical systems.
>Electricity Manipulation and Gun Limbs.
You voluntarily grow guns out your body that shoot plasma and lighning, making the Batman dance like a monkey.
>Roboticization, Bionic Physiology, and Technorganic Physiology.
You transform into a shapeshifting cellular cybernetic organism that is more powerful than Superman.
You break the Batman, just like Bane, and leave.
You either leave the planet, or the Justice League come for you for injuring their friend and demolishing his city.

What do you think?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blessed_Blood?useskin=oasis
He steals my blood and endows himself with the same holy powers.
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>>85899172
They've done the outright impossible before dude, so often, and in hilarious ways.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>clay transmutation
ice pellets
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Perfection?useskin=oasis
He can't beat me. Get Dr. Fate or Zatanna to try and fail to beat me.
I'm the hyper god emperor of the universe.
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>>85899153
He is human, therefore he's ticklish.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Keystone
I guess he just imprisons me somewhere so the universe does not explode. Could work well as no one would want to risk hunting or killing me. But that would just invite lots of non-lethal take downs
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>>85900484
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Perfection?useskin=oasis
He would spend years, maybe decades trying to defeat you, and you being the spiritually perfect being you are, help him to defeat you. Your own power leads you to defeat yourself by proxy.
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>>85900484
The speed force is a force, and it's stronger than plot armor. And I have every other force in my full control.
Only time can defeat me. So I guess the Flaherty could beat me unless I take away all of his energy. And I can create, manipulate and destroy anything.
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>>85900606
Mean for
>>85900470
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Reversal

Whatever he used to dodge Darkseids Omega Beam.

Either that or its a stalemate because this is pretty much Batman's power.
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>>85893308

>Carbon Manipulation
He creates a chemical mixture that can break apart any carbon-based constructs I use, also probably tear gas and flash bombs to keep me from concentrating. Might even use the Batfamily so I can't pursue all at once.
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>>85900640
>>85900606
Mean for
>>85900470 (You)
>Mean for You?
>Mean for me?
and fore everyone in our current reality.
Batman Can breath in space.
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>>85899599
Why would he try to defeat you? Just why?
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>>85899470
Sure thing buddy, just don't hog all my magic rocks.
>>85898260
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>>85897604
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>>85899470
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Team_Combination?useskin=oasis
The Gamer is here for ya. Who we taken' out with are combos?
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>>85900704
My spelling is god awful.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nameless_Existence?useskin=oasis

I dress up as Waldo, hide, and never get found because he forgot he was looking for me.
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>>85900318
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Are you dissatisfied with my analysis of your powers?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I could turn all his gadgets into chocolate. And then make him allergic to chocolate.
Or make him highly explosive.
Or make him lighter than air so he floatshould into space.
But I'll be too busy turning rocks and dirt into precious metals,making and waste into perfect fuel and transforming my body to be perfect in every way.
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>>85900946
Neat.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Combination
>The ability to fuse multiple weapons into a single one
Well....I would assume by tricking me with a fake weapon that i fuse and fuck myself over with.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bottomless_Pit_Creation

Grappling hook, punch.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Schrodinger_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
I'm nigh immortal as long as I stay out of sight.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Perception
I-I think that beats batman with preptime.
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>>85901119
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perception_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
OR DOES IT?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Dissociation_Travel

This sounds stupidly dangerous to myself and myself only, and I'm not even sure why Batman would want to stop me.

But if I had to guess, it would probably involve either some sort of bullshit power negation, or just breaking all my limbs. Either or.
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>>85897763
If you want to get laid, Persona 3/4.
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>>85897763
Why not just mimic Batman and beat him at his own game?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Immortality

He does actual detective work and traps me under the threat of having my object destroyed
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation?useskin=oasis
>Create a time army and kick his ass.
>throw batman far back/forward in time with no hope of return.
>Kill him before he becomes batman.
>Trap him in a paradox.
>Go forward in time until he dies of old age.
I think there's a stand with a similar power, I think it's called D4C.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crimefighting_Mastery?useskin=oasis
I become the batman.
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>>85893308
>Cosmic Energy Physiology

I am literally made of cosmic energy.

I... I don't think Bats could stop me at all if I was fucking shit up.

But I'm a very reasonably and easy-going dude, particularly so if I know nothing can really challenge me. Batman would engage in logical reasoning and philosophical debate with me until I saw why doing things the messy way is wrong.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Constructs

I think anything in Batman's utility belt could drop my edgelord ass, as long as he got the drop on me. And of course he's gonna get the drop on me.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack
>unavoidable 1 hit kill

Tricks me into shooting him, redirects it through a prism so the beam or w/e splits into several weaker beams, one of which knocks me out
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I could launch his ass straight into the sun is I get the right angle. And he'll never be able to catch me either.
It's basically two point teleportation.
>I can make a candy bar 5000 miles away go straight into my hand.
>All the money in that vault? It's in my house right now.
I could fuse things on a molecular level by negating the distance between them.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nested_Mouths
a very weird and long french kissing session i guess.
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Twilight Embodiment

"The user embodies twilight. They have limitless control over that element, or the element they represent."

What the fuck does this even mean??
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Creature_Creation?useskin=oasis
Pic related.
Call me the bonelord.
I'll be out stealing cows to make my skeleton army stronger with the power of calcium rich milk.
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>>85901936
>Mfw batman tries some shit against The Amazing Bonelord.
Who wants to join the elite bone corps?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Cloning

Allows one to create clones from shadows, and states it can be just about anything, which sounds like Lantern-tier shenanigans to me.

Bats would probably bullshit some light situation to diffuse shadows and take it from there.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Fire_Manipulation

Well it involves the bat-fire-extinguisher-in-a-utility-belt i suppose. Or maybe he just takes some of Freezes stuff to use on me. Nice power though.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization

He can probably beat me through some psychology bullshit.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arena_Empowerment

I'm a fucking introvert.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement

I'm pretty sure Bats already hates himself so this wouldnt affect him in any way and he would just punch me.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Healing

he just punches the shit outta me
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>>85903012
You'd be a great wrestler, though.
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>>85902985
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
He fucks me in the ass and I am powerless to stop him. This is the first time one of these threads got me hard.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Embodiment

Uhhh
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speech_Manipulation

This suits me really well, but eventually he'd probably be able to find something out about my dialect and word choice to narrow things down. Then he hacks google's botnet to find websites I visit and finds some vague clues to my geographic whereabouts. My dialect is probably milquetoast/nonregional enough to keep me safe for a few years, but I don't evade detection forever because I don't want to move out of my house, so my stubbornness defeats me in the end when he tracks my post office correspondence and effortlessly captures me at home.
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>>85903315
>>85903262
Pic related
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>>85903315
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I'm not sure he can
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology?useskin=oasis
>mfe had the idea for a character in my head with that exact power
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Watch a shit ton of martial arts videos and speed read tech and weapon manuals.
Watch other superheroes from afar.
Learn all their moves and copy them.
I guess my power is mostly preptime. I could have to do if I see it, and I can achieve it.
But he would probably just use some secret club bullshit technique before I can see it.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Morphing

Beaten unconscious with stale garlic bread.
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>>85903455
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning?useskin=oasis
Gotta find me some magic tomes and Weapon bluprints.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack

He'll put up an anti- absolute attaqck spray.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck?useskin=oasis
If I have ultimate level luck I'll never be beaten.
If I have high level, he'll drain it with bad luck charms.
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>>85903402

While you're asleep, transport your house to the local wizard prison.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment
>literally an internet troll

Doesn't take long for the batcomputer to trace and penetrate my seven proxies. Then it's only a matter of minutes before the GCPD is breaking down my door and busting me for every internet crime imaginable.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation

HE CAN'T
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Handicapability?useskin=oasis
I guess he'll just knock me out.
I could fight him off for a little bit.
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>>85901451
Dude you're basically a Lich that's not undead, that's badass
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>>85903492

Come on. The best answer to overwhelming strength is to not be recognized as a target. Just bop yourself in the back of the head.
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>>85903567
Fug
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>>85899682
Of course not. Wouldn't have screen capped or watched it if it was.
I don't think the actual video the title is from was even watchmojo, but it wouldn't have been funny otherwise.
>anon's behind the scenes exclusive
>>85899599
Glad I made something that was enjoyable.
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What does this mean?
This wikia is Tropes tier
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis?useskin=oasis
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Manipulation

he'd fight me in the nude. so win-win?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I could dry him out by extracting all the natural oils in his body,or drown him in it.
He could probably beat me with enough fire or water.
I could have as much fuel and oil based items as I want.
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>>85903716
Also, he'd do nothing. I could blast him away with a thought
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation
He's a damned dirty vigilante, laws don't apply to him.
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>costume specification
>i got a belt
>has a better one
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>>85899835
Nice one
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Spike_Projection?useskin=oasis
He'd blast a Sound that would shatter my crystals.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gashadokuro_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Giant Indestructible Invisible Skeleton.
I'll spook his ass super hard.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stupidity_Inducement?useskin=oasis
I'd make him a clumsy goofball.
He couldn't stop me if he tried.
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>>85903879
I want to get off mr bones wild ride.
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>enhanced axemanship

How is this even a thing? I guess he takes my axe away then punches me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pinniped_Physiology?useskin=oasis
He'd have to get me in a hot and dry area.
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Fuck you I'm a god
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Infusion?useskin=oasis
He'd put me in a vacuum. That's about it. Air is everywhere.
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He'd just use the same stuff he uses to fight poison ivy.
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>>85903947
And yet you would be easily defeated by Phillip J Fry
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>>85904123
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Combat?useskin=oasis
I'd be a pretty cool power to have.
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>>85898287
You can cute cancer and AIDS
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>>85893952
Pretty sure you need a specific object to gain power from
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>>85904093
Same as above.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Sealing?useskin=oasis
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Deceleration
guess he will just sneak up on me
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Breath?useskin=oasis
Krakatoa!
I'd be beat by large amounts of water and tungsten.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poverty_Inducement?useskin=oasis
He'd still be able to beat me up. But he wouldn't be able to afford his gadgets and vehicles
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Inducement?useskin=oasis
Vigilantism is against the law. I got him beat.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Good_Embodiment
Batman's a fucking asshole.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Generation?useskin=oasis
That sounds gross and terrifying.
Cover his mouth.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Proficiency?useskin=oasis
As long as he doesn't disarm all of my weapons, I'll be fine
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/One-Man_Army?useskin=oasis
I'm Batman.
Ore the Punisher.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Connection
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping
>tfw i can only manipulate 4% of matter in the universe
>tfw the universe is a big fucking place
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>>85904149
>You can cute cancer and AIDS
I'm gonna assume that you meant "cure".
But even so, that means every individual will bug me to cure them since I'm the only one that can.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_Creation
He can't.
Everything he comes up with I counter with something I literally pull out of my ass.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Breath
Anyway he wants
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>>85893308
>The power to grant enhanced immunity to oneself or others
I can't be a supervillain with this power, so I guess Batman would beat me the normal way.

At least I'll be immune to getting AIDS from the prison rape.
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>>85893308
Electricity embodiment

Taken down by bat-prep time


On a more serious note, I probably could take on batman, but he's gonna need to have some help, like from Static to defeat me
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Labyrinth_Manipulation

No normal way he can beat me if I can just trap him in a maze where I make all the rules.
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>>85893308
Oh shit, I got him guys!
>Contract nullification
>The ability to nullify contracts, oaths, pacts and promises. Sub-power of Oath Manipulation.

Either I negate the contract that saw Joe Chill sent to kill the Waynes and Batman is never created OR
If it's a universe where Chill was just a random mugger, I negate Batman's oath to take vengeance, and instead he becomes a lazy, well to do fop, full of impotent rage that probably becomes an abusive alcoholic.

Checkmate, Batman.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction

Yeah, Bats, good luck with that.
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>>85904356
>sealing his mouth shut
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ash_Attacks
Uhh, I guess he puts on an oxygen mask and just punches me.
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>>85893308
>Peak human combat.
>The example they used is Batman
My sides.
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>>85905840
No you fool! If you trap him, that leaves him with nothing but time. Time to prep. Prep time.
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>>85905950
Batman with prep time beats vanilla Batman.

You're toast m80.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>have to study complex mathematical theorems to even be able to use my power efficiently
Batman doesn't have to do anything. I suck at math.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Era_Manipulation

Batman has me stuck in an era where everything i do is meaningless/There is always a batman existing in whatever Era/Timeframe that I jump into, therefore I lose.
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>>85893308
he can't
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Augmentation?useskin=oasis

>The user has the power to increase the amounts of air or powers related to air.

I team up with other villains with air powers and they fight Batman while I get popcorn.
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>>85896244
Out of curiosity I decided to check (and convert to murrican measurements) the specifics based on both the assumption I get similar powers and this pic and uh, yeah I rolled some bullshit alright.
>hearing from 0.2hz to 100,000hz
>sight up to a couple hundred million miles away, probably enough to see Saturn pretty decently
>12,000psi grip
>can leap 60 feet
>almsot 4 times as smart
>control cell/bone structure to a "T" , including fucking shape shifting
>immortal
>invincible
>body as beautiful as a Greek sculpture
>still no gf
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>>85906119
>almsot
I would fuck up on that line out of all them wouldn't I?
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YO HO HO HO HOIIIIII
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement?useskin=oasis

>Has absolutely no affect on him
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Combat
He would probably pull a bat air dehydrator and essentially pull the scene from the incredibles
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Empowerment

Batman uses a specially made black and white suit that I can't drain for power. And I guess he brings black paint to spray over my clothes? or strips me naked
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Energy_Absorption

Fuck knows. I assume Checkmate.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicide

ayy
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undying_Loyalty

Wow, it's fucking nothing.
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>>85906463
>User can kill all life on the planet that you are inhabiting
Batman takes high speed rocket to the moon, blows you up with orbital space laser

>May be reversed with Death Negation.
Batman pulls out a can of Death Negation Spray
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melancholy_Manipulation

>User can sense and manipulate all aspects of the sadness, depression and melancholia of themselves, people, animals and other creatures, whether by increasing, decreasing, causing or otherwise channeling melancholy, even manifesting the emotional energy to physical level.

Basically I probably just make this emo faggot stronger since he already dwells so much in that spectrum, so I just lose. Plus Batman has a strong will anyways.

What a lame ass power. It'd only be fun for trolling people.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Mimicry

I get stuck in a battery or something.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_Regression

I'd go back to the stone age and cave-batman would unga bunga me to death.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery

You gonna use your gadgets against me? Well they're mine now. Oh, you gonna beat me up? Not when I take your physical skills. Hell, I think I'll just take everything. Now I'M Batman!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Media_Manipulation

This looks like a job for Bruce Wayne rather than Batman, he'd use my own abilities against me to ruin my influence and prevent me from using my powers
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Source
>Power Source can be stolen.
>Destruction of the source renders the user powerless.
Fuck you, Batman.

Fuck you
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biomorphing

I transform into a Zebra and whinny, only for Batman to realize it's me and punch me in the face.
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>>85906822
>known users
>Akira otoishi
You'd get thrown in the ocean
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Empowerment

I guess he'd just spray me with bat-soap then kick my ass.
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>>85893771
>Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself!
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Dragon_Physiology

not what i was hoping for but, fuck yeah, i'll take it.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Slicing
I might be able to take care of the Bats from the current timeline but, most likely, a past/future/multiverse Bats would pull some time-travel shenanigans or borrow Metron's chair (again) to stop me.
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>>85897242
BATMAN DOES NOT EATNACHOS
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parental_Selection


Umm..
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation

Batman doesn't have powers. Shit.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Visibility
Literately useless.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Heart
By having better plot armor.
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Empowerment

The more he kicks my ass the stronger I get, until I eventually kill him
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

I think Batman is fucked.
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>>85893308
>oil vision

I'll be fucking loaded
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>>85908714
He chains you up and treats you nice, you end up powerless.
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>>85893308
>Existence Erasure

Aside from being able to make everyone ever forget I exist, that's only any good if I'm completely self sufficient with any kind of remarkable abilities.

So as long as I'm doing something bad and Bats is aware of me I'm fucked if I don't pull my trump card.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special_Ops_Mastery?useskin=oasis

It's a game of cat and mouse, cloak and dagger.

That being said, I think I become the prep time god here
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Immunity

>Power to be immune to sand damage
Oh yeah that's helpful on a daily basis.

Wait does that include handling super heated glass?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Photography

neat
he punches me
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Embodiment

Awsome
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Solidification

The guy can glide and even has the Batwing. You think AIR can push him?
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Language_Analysis

as soon as I see him I'll know its already over
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>>85901918
Here's part one.

>Twilight Embodiment
>Capabilities
The user embodies twilight. They have limitless control over that element, or the element they represent.

Applications
Twilight Infusion
Twilight Manipulation

>Twilight Manipulation
The power to manipulate twilight, a mixed essence between light and darkness. Sub-power of Universal Force Manipulation. Combination of Light and Darkness Manipulation. Not to be confused with Light-Darkness Manipulation.
Capabilities
User can create, shape and manipulate twilight, mixed essence of light and darkness.

In some worlds Twilight is also an access to the Twilight Realm, an alternate dimension of sort which can also be considered a "Shadow World", of which has some mirror-style influence on the "Light World" depending on what happens in the Twilight Realm, as it is a world between light and dark. Any objects or area covered in twilight may also be transformed based on the nature of the said objects.

Applications
Dimensional Travel/Manipulation
Portal Creation/Teleportation
Photo-Umbrakinesis
Dark Energy Manipulation
Twilight Attacks
Twilight Infusion
Twilight Aura
Twilight Constructs
Twilight Effect Field
Twilight Energy Manipulation
Twilight Energy Absorption
Twilight Energy Amplification
Twilight Energy Assimilation
Twilight Energy Concentration
Twilight Energy Conversion
Twilight Energy Generation
Twilight Energy Metabolization
Twilight Energy Negation
Twilight Energy Perception
Twilight Energy Sensing
Twilight Energy Transferal
Techniques
Twilight Physiology
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>>85901918
Here's part two
>Twilight Infusion
he power to infuse twilight energy into objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers. Sub-power of Twilight Manipulation. Variation of Infusion.
Capabilities
The user can infuse objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers with twilight energy, empowering and energizing them and allowing the user to manipulate their qualities and efficiency, usually by a combination of Darkness Infusion and Light Infusion.

Applications
Absorb and/or generate twilight energy.
Amplify the strength, energy and power of weapons.
Aura Generation to manifest infusing power/energy/matter outside the target.
Twilight Constructs to shape the power into various forms.
Charged Attacks/Energy Wave Emission
Weapon Enhancement
Efficacy Manipulation including speed, density, hardness and/or sharpness.

Yeah this is a weird one.
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>>85893308
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Embodiment
While I am damn near invincible in Gotham because it is the capital of eternal suffer. Batman can still kick the living shit out of me because I have nothing else going for me. Or the hope of Batman lessens the despair in Gotham so I'm not as immortal...or whatever.
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>>85901918
Basically you're the Witchblade, If the which blade was a wizard and not a shape shifting, symbiotic, spirit that turns into women's weapons and armor.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Batman

Do I win? Can I win? Do I still lose? Does he lose? What happens? If I still end up losing, I am calling bullshit on this whole thing.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Blast

By some anti-air machine, I guess.
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>>85893308

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Physics_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

He calls in Constantine
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>>85893308
Tusk Protrusion. By stealing my toothbrush.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sleeplessness

A good nights sleep so he's well rested and thus I lose any advantage I could possibly have
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Bow_Construction

Well, he's Batman, so chances are my powers are absolute shit to completely unworkable at night, you know, when he fights me. Now with a power actually usable during normal Batman fights.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization

He tricks me into summoning a cartoon Superman/Grey Ghost/Batman to fight him which turns on me.
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>>85901342
He knows his own weaknesses better than you.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Rule
>The ability to be fated to a life filled with riches
>but not richer than the Wayne fortune
Old money > New money, I guess.
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>>85901101
So, Batman.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Mind?useskin=oasis

This isn't a power! This is an illness!
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>>85914746
Kek.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omninescience

OK, so basically Batman could just manipulate me easily.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possession_Slash

Well, Batman has plot armor. That doesn't do jack shit.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unearth

Well, Batman can easily find me if I leave my tracks behind.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Senses

Batman could just throw some coins all over the place from above to distract me. Then, he comes down for the swoop.
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>>85893308

>Esoteric Metal Manipulation

What the fuck is this?
>>
>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Net_Creation?useskin=oasis

This fucking sucks, all he has to do is dodge or cut one of my nets
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>>85893308
I think we'd be at a stalemate, as I'll borrow his plot armor power.
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>>85916102
>forgetting to link the page
I'm a dumbass.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Borrowing
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetokinetic_Combat
With the "Tim Burton all-rubber Keaton-suit" Now he just has to out-karate me, which I mean c'mon - I've got no chance.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Soul

To my knowledge bats doesn't really handle demons and magic too well.
He'd probably get zatanna or Constantine to do it for him.

What's that batman comic by mignola about the Eldrich horrors coming to Gotham? How did bats fair there?
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>>85893308

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

He can't use any of his gadgets... so I guess he just beats me up?
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fearlessness

Wasn't he a Yellow Lantern at one point? Even if not, isn't his whole shtick about striking fear into his enemies? If I'm fearless what could he do? I wouldn't be afraid of him...
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>>85893308
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Constructs?useskin=oasis

Slime Constructs?
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>>85899835
Could you really go kira?
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