wew never made a general thread before hope it goes okay hah

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poel

So, why exactly do they call themselves the Crystal Gems?

>>85861219
fuck you, how are you so fast?

>>85861208
/sug/ - steven universe general

it didn't go okay OP

>no /sug/
Kill yourself

>>85861219
You kill yourself too

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Does Grevonnie count as incest?

>>85861219
HOW

honestly starting to think this might be a bot
you fucking jammy cunt every time

>>85861208
>[Embed] [Embed]
I didn't expect better anyway

>>85861208
>wew never made a general thread before hope it goes okay haha ;_;
well it didn't you little shit kill yourself and take your mother with you

>>85861226
They live in the Crystal System according to Peridot, maybe that's why?

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CUTE

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Nth for Stevens Bizarre Universe Part 6: Crystal Ocean

>>85861219
A BEST

>>85861262
>>85861261
>>85861232
HOW DO I DOES DELETE

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>85861296

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Hey /sug/ I'm incredibly depressed. The only thing that ever makes me feel happy anymore is lapidot, and the thought of it possibly becoming canon is the only thing that stop me from killing myself. Please help it become official /sug/

>>85861291
don't worry about it too much just let someone else do it next time

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>>85861239
No, but it does count as pedophilia.

>>85861285
You forgot the image, I believe it is in fact you who is really fucking stupid

honestly the worst thread I've ever seen

kill yourself OP

>>85861273
Part 4: 3/4 Diamonds Are Unbreakable is pretty good so far.

>>85861314
it's 2 for the price of 1

>>85861291
Don't worry, the next OP will call you a faggot and we'll all move on

>>85861306
actually let me redirect the kill yourself from >>85861319 towards you my friend

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So what the hell is Anton Chigurth doing in Beach City?

>>85861306
Lapidot will never be canon anon, so just go ahead and kill yourself. You'll soon see that deciding to commit suicide is the most liberating felling you've ever had.

>>85861208
it's not complete shit, remember edition+subject+[embed] next time

>>85861306
Just end it now shipfag, Lapidot ain't happening. Be sure to stream your suicide

>>85861285
Is this one of those "I drew a cow grazing" things

>>85861358
is this a screen from Zoltron? Fugg we better not be getting any new townie characters

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>>85861256
I just like Pearl anon

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>>85861306
Lapidot is the most annoying ship of them all

>>85861372
Check out leakbot in the OP, there's a few screenshots and the first 2 minutes of the ep

>>85861306
If you only live for one specific fleeting thing, is your life really worth saving? I'd say kill yourself regardless

>>85861358
Is he supposed to be a hobo?
Did Steven tell him something shitty?

>>85861314
Stevonnie is an adult, what are you talking about

>>85861394
He just wanted to know where the bus stop was

>>85861291
tick the checkbox beside the op post and press Delete at the bottom right of the thread, but this thread isn't shit enough for that to be necessary

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>>85861378
>>85861364
>>85861360
>>85861341
Oh... okay then. I'll guess I'll just kill myself then, seeing as you all crushed my hopes.

>>85861306
Follow in the footsteps of Zuke and get juked.

>>85861320
Keheheheheheheh

>>85861402
Steven is 14, Connie is 12. Stevonnie as an individual is like less than a year old

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>>85861320

>>85861412
just sign up for organ donation or giving your body to medical science before you do!

>>85861412
Stream it

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>>85861412
Lapis by herself is infinitely better, desu

What if the reason why corrupted Gems can't be cured is because their corrupted form IS their original form?!

>>85861430
>made up of a 14 and 12 yr old
>not a total age of 26

you dumb as fuck jesus christ

>>85861461
Why on earth would that be how it worked

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Hello /sug/!

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>>85861407

>>85861412
Yeah, go do that. But first, are you doing anything later tonight?

>>85861475
Yo

>>85861469
Stevonnie actually looks to be in her twenties so why not

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Rose quartz/Steven is already OP, but what about a diamonds gem abilities?

>>85861469
>implying people won't fuck them regardless

>>85861430
>Stevonnie as an individual is like less than a year old
She is physically and mentally an adult, you mong

>>85861455
You just Lapis by herself so you can waifu her. So pathetic.

At least if you ship her you can see your fake waifu fug someone one the show. You'll never really have her yourself. You know that, right?

>>85861496
She looks like a teenager, which is why she hangs out with the teenagers in town

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Light of my life.

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would you sacrifice yourself to Malachite for the good of your island?

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Reminder that Yellow Diamond could fit you in her mouth

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Just a reminder that Zuke did a juke and made lapidot a trend.

>>85861511
>You just Lapis by herself so you can waifu her. So pathetic.

Yeah, no shit

GEE,IS THAT THE NEW EPISODE I SEE OVA THERE?

>>85861556
>So pathetic
>No shit
lol

>>85861461
>mix 1 cup of a 14% alcohol drink and 1 cup of a 12% alcohol drink without removing any water
>the result is 2 cups and 26% alcohol

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If you could choose which diamond to serve under, who would you pick?

>>85861320
Part 3: Diamonddust Crusaders was a fun ride but that last fight was a major asspull

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>shipfags
>shipfags that are also Lapidotfags

>>85861208
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon and that OP is a faggot

>>85861461
two minors added together don't make an adult. It would probably be a felony to fuck Stevonnie because you'd be charged with two instances of being a fucking pedophile

>>85861570
>lol
wew

>>85861589
Don't worry, we convinced him to kill himself so there's one less in the world now

WHERE'S THE THREAD SUBJECT OP?!

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>>85861529
she's so fantastic

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Out of curiosity, is there any more SU/DooM stuff?

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Do you think Rose fugged Pearl?

>>85861510
Physically, she's adult, mentally, she's two kids, you double mong.

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>>85861531

I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

Fucking make your threads properly you fucking faggots so my filter can hide your shit.

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>MFW Zuke triggered half of /sug/ because she managed to get her ship trending, and all the mongoloids still just jack off to their waifus that will never become real.

>>85861636
I think Pearl fugged Rose

>>85861636
Yeah they made Rainbow Quartz a lot of times.

>>85861461
>if they both live to be 60, their fusion will be a skeleton

>>85861647
>having to filter SU threads
people go on /co/ for anything else?

>>85861578
White, but we don't know anything about her

>>85861647
no

>>85861648
Remember when this cartoon was about a boy trying to pull off his magical shield with ice cream?
Instead of, you know, having autists fight over an emo fucking Invader Zim?

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>>85861536
>I wanna make up my mind
>But I don't know myself

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Im really enjoying this version of yellow diamond
http://sunewhome.smackjeeves.com/comics/2283131/page-448/

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>>85861529
Wouldn't even have to be for any island, I would absolutely devote myself to her and keeping her happy

>>85861675
>implying people can't live to be 120

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HEY /sug/ ARE YOU OKAAAAY?

>>85861273

>Stand: Peridot Free
>Ability: Wave Decomposition

>>85861702
>448 pages

What the fuck, man?

>>85861497
wizards in space tier bullshit that can only be defeated with the element of surprise (rose v PD) or plot armour

>>85861702
I didn't like any of that

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>>85861722
Not really i have my first real job interview tomorrow and its a group interview and im have know idea what to do other than have a resume and answer questions but never had a real job before so i dont even see the point of making a resume

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>>85861695
the shear amount of change from episode 1 steven to now is amazing when you think about it

>>85861722
no

>>85861730
Im enjoying it.
>>85861758
Sorry you didnt like it.

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>>85861722
ye.

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>>85861722

I'm trying to numb my emotional pain with distracting myself with /sug/ and /swco/ threads I wish I could get over my problem

>>85861771
Hey man, as someone whos been to quite a few interviews the main thing is to just look confident even if you aren't and be cool and collected. Dunno what group interviews are like but maybe stand outside with a sign for interview people and drag them into an alley and knife them one by one before

>>85861702
>just got past shatter
does canon steven have the strength to break a walk like this one did?

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>>85861802
I find music is really good for that

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>>85861722
not in the slightest!

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>>85861706
I heard that they recently found the oldest living person with verifiable birth records. He's 145

>>85861578
The most pure and experienced diamond, white diamond

Here comes a thought Undertale parody song when

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>>85861702
>YD
>nervous in one page

>>85861706
>implying a 120 year old Stevonnie with all the biological consequences of a normal human being 120 years old would be of any use in battle
>defending your stupid age + age headcanon

>>85861855
It already happened

>>85861771
Act confident, makes jokes about how you already have the job. Don't worry too much about you're resume, employers don't actually give a fuck what your experience is, just have a general idea in mind. Don't be a dick about it, but try to make it clear that YOU left your previous employment, they need to understand that you only left because it was the only reasonable course of action.

Lastly, shut the fuck up and just answer their questions, they want answers, not some tirade bullshit they've heard a million times.

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>>85861826
It sometimes helps. See I've posted my problem here before, and have been going around looking for advice on different boards. It's hard when some music that connects to my issue, is also some of the favorite music of My two friends who abandoned me, it's a wound that keeps re opening, since it's not that old

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Do you think Jasper used any weapons during the war?

>>85861578
Blue Diamond, the one in charge of diplomatic duties.

Which anime does Steven Universe ape of of mostly?
I want to make sure that what I try to pitch as part of an elaborate ruse to annoy someone I know that is interested in working at CN which doesn't overlap any currently airing show.

>>85861412
Just wait for future lapis and peridot shenanigans episode, and stop whining.

>>85861872
i cant believe they've done this

Post lewd SU songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OWq38TikzU

>>85861903
When all else fails anon, just put on the oblivion sound track

>>85861855
Are there any Undertale characters who are fusions? By choice I mean?
YES, I KNOW ABOUT THE AMALGAMATES, AND ASRIEL EATING ALL THE SOULS. I SAID BY CHOICE. READING COMPREHENSION.

>>85861722
Yeah, fine as a peach. I've been feeling a lot more carefree since I decided to kill myself.

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Do the gems need to be exterminated?

>>85861944
But now you'll never know the story of pink diamond, what Rose's plan really was, and how Jasper gets healed.

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>>85861722
NOPE

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>>85861926

Thanks for the recommendation anon

>>85861771
Where do all the Centipeedle images come from?

>>85861855
>>85861872
If it makes you feel any better, the guy who created Undertale was so ashamed of the fandom it got almost immediately after it came out that he swore off the IP, refused any kind of follow-up sequel or canon, story-driven comics, dropped all undelivered Kickstarter rewards, and only approved modest merchandise because he'd be crazy not to make a little bank off it while he can. His one wish for his game was for discussion of it to die off after 3 months.

>>85861931
Yes.

>>85861931
>>85861931
i dunno I only know of undertale from that song

>>85861965
Believe me, if that doesn't do it for you come back, I have a list of music as long as the world of good emotionally calming and relaxing music and any other music.

>>85861970
I take no comfort in this.

>>85861959
So? It's just a dumb kids' show, and nothing really matters anyways. Why concern myself with trying to keep up with the SU plot if I'm only gonna live for a few months anyway?

>>85861867
And two 60 year olds would? Don't be a such silly boy

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What are some of your favorite little moments from the show?

I've always loved Connie's horror at Steven reading the books out of order.

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>>85861722

>>85861995
I'll keep you updated as to if it helps or not
>>85862006
Rose asking Greg if he made Sour-Cream

>>85861997
Is this baby's first crisis? Give your things meaning if meaning matters that much to you. Sorry I mistook your posting in a general for caring about the thing the general was made for.

>>85862019
I know the guy who drew that and every time you post it I mail him another sock filled with my jizz

>>85861208
>all this broken shit

mods should delete this kind of bullshit.

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>>85862006
She sounds so hurt.

>>85861788
I just started doing a rewatch of the series, and it's jarring to see all the early cutesy kid stuff knowing what it eventually evolves into in the new episodes. And it's even better than what AT did because it was planned ahead.

>>85862006
Everytime I see this image, I'm reminded of Stamper.

>>85862006
From the same scene, Connie's mother's skepticism that Universe is really Steven's last name. I have a feeling the Sugars have been accused of that before.

>>85862006
I will never not enjoy Lion's shenanigans

>>85861461
This is so stupid

>>85862033
who drew it

>>85862006
I know the episode isn't that great but

>THAT'S NOT MY BABY!

gets me every time

>>85862070
Some dude in discord

>>85862046
I assume Greg had it legally changed when he hit the road to seem cooler.

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if this is actual foreshadowing imma lose it

>>85862006
"All this runnin' around, I ain't even in a union"

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Lappy makes me happy

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Threadly reminder:
Lapiven is best ship.

>>85862033
I don't care about meaning, I'm just saying that i don´t care about the plot of the show. It´s really gone downhill since The New Lars.

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>>85862124

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>>85862006
>I've always loved Connie's horror at Steven reading the books out of order.

Yeah, disorganised little shit.

>>85862126
idk who the fuck that is but it certainly isn't steven

>>85862083
its my favorite peridot

>>85862135
I...what....

>>85862006

Serves that bitch right; I hate Connie, she has literally no reedeming qualites, and the last epsiode just proved it right; look at this ohh woe is me Steven, I just pushed a kid wah wah I'm very suicidl now wahh; but steven's like yo biathc i had to pop a nigga ya know what i mean? like nigga ah had to look somene die of herione addiction and u think that u pushing some kid is bad hahatry living in my shoes; but steven's ultimatley a cuck, because he isn't, but wishes he isn't and out of this negation of a wishing comes the true cuckoldry; on the other hand i would argue pearl is also a p big cuck but just because she has the idea of cuckoldry down but is like don juan only with bulls, prepping and prepping and then comes greg and boy does she hate greg's murdercock, and now she's empty;

garnet is the perfect cuck, cucking internally, extranlly, and spreading cuckoldry; her cuckness never ends, sapphire uccks ruby and ruby cucks amethitst so they just cuck and cuck like a rooster

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>>85862126
True dat

>>85862006
Pearl trying to grab Jasper always brings a smile to my face cause I'm Jaspearl trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=960Y2aDpQUU

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>>85862006
>reading the books out of order.

Disgusting.

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>>85861219
>waifufag
>autism powered timing
>intentional spelling error for no reason

>>85862181

Nigga damn what chu on? I want some

WHERE IS THE SMOKY QUARTZ PORN

DICK INCLUDED

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>>85862194
You get one

>>85862087
I assume it was just Greg's stage name but Rose took it literally and he honored her request to name their son Steven Universe, then went along with it himself to legitimize it.

>>85862181
>Look mom I posted it again

>>85862208
This seriously, there is a mad lack of porn of her

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>tfw the entire fandom characterized her as being an over-confident jock when, in actuality, she has super low self-esteem and hates herself

FUCKING RIP

>>85862006
Anytime Peridot gets flustered or embarrassed, like when Garnet caught her trying on the alien underwear

Also when she called Yellow Diamond a clod

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>>85862006
Peridot experiencing rain for the first time and standing in the middle of it. There was hardly any dialogue and neither was it needed because the imagery and music said enough

>>85862208
Smoky's dick has a second, smaller dick branching out from it, like the mutant arms

>>85862245
And Lapis turned out to be an uppity unapologetic cunt with a side of sadism who thinks she deserves better

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>>85862245
She only started having self esteem issues when she started losing to ONLY fusions and EVERYONE kept fusing infront of her like disgusting perverts.

>>85862163
The New Lars was by far the best episode of Steven Universe. The writers peaked way too early and now the show has gone to shit. They knew they couldn't top the episode and just gave up, it seems.

>>85861239
It's 33% indian girl and 33% his wife so I guess not.

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Would you let Jasper watch your baby?

>>85862245
Jasper needs help even if she thinks she doesn't deserve it

>>85862271
She's just mad cos she's single

Garnet literally told us that in Jaspers second episode but nobody listened

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>>85862270
Lapis is perfect, stop being a mongoloid

>>85862255
That's one of my favorites too. It's a beautifully done scene.

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>>85862208
The same place where my porn of Jasper fucking Peridot's decapitated head is. Non-existent.

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>>85862245
Eternal Suffering

>>85862278
Fuck off shitposter-kun, don't you have some dicks to suck somewhere?

>>85862280
What are the other 34%?

>>85861208
>wew never made a general thread before hope it goes okay haha ;_;
Reminder: https://sug.rocks/op.html

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>>85862312
Terrible personality but perfect everything else

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>>85862295

Sure, as long as she knows how to feed it, burp it, put it to sleep and teach it how to battle

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>>85862295
Jasper is best mom

>>85862006
When Alexandrite chases Connie and Steven down after they run away. Terrifying mom.

Do you think Rose could see Amethyst mimicking her form to Greg?

>>85862334
Himself

>>85862312
>make a character a shit person
>waifu fags take the traits of a shit person and define them to be valuable
A pile of shit is amazing because nothing else smells like a pile of shit.

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>>85862295

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POLLY WERL

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>>85862006
>I'll make him understand. I'll make them all understand.

I can't believe they got away with this

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>>85862194
>>85862217
mein negroes

So,if Pearl wants Connie to be to Steven what she was to Rose, does that mean she wants Steven to dump Connie for a dude?

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I miss her

Do you guys think Lapis has any more interesting back story or have they just decided to ignore her in favor of green meme triangle

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>>85862141
Did i do this right?

>>85862245
>>85862270
like pottery

>>85861722
Terrfic, actually. All the annoying paperwork I had to deal with is now dealt with and I have a shiny new apartment far away from my annoying relatives.

>>85862383
>that jogging scene

>>85862397
Yes, absolutely.

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I fucking love these two, and there's nothing anybody can say to make me stop.

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>>85862409
Congrats anon!

>>85862376
I still can't believe that this is an actual thing that happened.

>>85862431
You have bad taste

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>>85862358
>Stevonnie
>Him

>>85862445
>taking the shipping bait

You're even worse.

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>tfw gems don't do anything with their mouths other than talk, and we know for a fact that amethyst likes eating, so it's totally possible that one of the homeworld gems could have an oral fixation fetish

something is wrong with my brain

I suddenly understand why the mods want us gone

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>>85862391
I like your sense of humor dex

I want to fuck Peridot in the ass

>>85861636
Kek this comics
>garnet is the hardest shipper

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Lars redemption when?

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>>85862364
>Lapis
>shit

How can one man have such terrible taste

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>>85862491

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Beware of spoilers

>>85862347
>everything else
Taking away personality leaves appearance and what, biological processes? Are you in love with how often Lapis shits?

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>>85862006
the Gems breaking down for a moment after Steven and Greg drive away in The Return.

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>>85862006
Peedee having a midlife crisis on the Seahorse ride.

>>85862516
That's how Lapis looked in concept art

I'm almost not joking

>>85862500

when he gets hit by a truck that Amethyst stole to go joyriding in.

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>>85862445
wew lad, kys

>>85862397
You did perfect anon

>>85862006
>Aren't you your own mom? You can do whatever you want!

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>>85862491

>>85862395
The second thing

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>>85862500
before anyone asks

>>85862537
peedee_riding_stevonnie's_dick.gif

>>85862512
No one has ever been able to explain to me how Lapis is not a shit person

>>85862006
Pearl not understanding the pie joke and being horrified at Steven breaking a plate.

Garnet going out of her way to support/trust Steven.

Garnet crying during So Many Birthdays.

>>85862445
>not liking lapis and peridot
no, you're the one with shit taste here desu senpai

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>>85862391
she'll be back

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>>85862523
Appearance is the only reason I care about her, so yes

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>>85862577
Because we can't

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jaspearl or bust

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>>85862391
Who am I in this world without her

>>85862006
>Hold the phone. Now give the phone to me.
That's always been one of my favourite little jokes in the show, I love that Garnet brought it back in Mindful Education. The third time someone says it is going to be hilarious.

>>85862593
Shitdot and lapshit are the shittiest gems and they will also form the shittiest fusion

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>>85862606
Bust is what you're gonna get m8

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>Ruby (left palm) makes a heroic sacrifice, is really dead for sure
>Ruby (left eye) gets redeemed and becomes a regular member of the team
>at some point Sapphire is in grave danger and fuses with her out of desperation
>the result is a different Garnet, resembling her design in The Answer but even more asymmetrical and imbalanced, with eyes like pic related
>noticeably different personality, existential panic over having the previous Garnet's memories

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>>85862295
>let Jasper babysit
>get home
>Jasper signed the baby up for a gym membership because it's weak and useless

JASPER!

>>85862245
>>85862270

And together they make best pairing.

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>>85862625
>tfw Yellow Diamond says it

Think we'll see other Jaspers in the show?

>>85862593
I liked them both when they were introduced but now they are ridiculous unfunny meme monstrosities

>>85862625
>Steven releases Bismuth so he can come to better terms with shattering gems
>Bismuth says this

>>85861208
Buenas tardes, Hilo General de Steven Universe. ¿Como estan todos?

>>85862537
This happened really early on and I remember this was the point I thought I'd stick to this show. Man, time flies.

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>>85862649
>not wanting your baby to be strong

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CUTE

>>85862634
If they DO ever fuse... I bet it's something Zuke has slaved hours and weeks and months over designing because she's a basic biased bitch.

And tack another 'if' on there if boarders are allowed any say over character design. But if you have someone in the office as obsessive as Zuke you can bet she'd find a way to smear some sort of influence on the outcome

>>85862602
>>85862604
Well I can't fault you guys for not being honest.

>>85862625
It'll be hilarious because it won't be hilarious.

I like that line too.

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Im still working on a request from an anon a couple of days ago if hes still round. It's not done, obviously
The request was the Crystal gems in 80's workout cloths, do you guys have any ideas on what they should be wearing?

>>85862665
We already have *seen* several, if only for a moment.

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>>85862695
Blue Diamond is my actual favorite if you're curious.

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Just caught up on Season 4.
>Stevonnie is best fusion, Mindful Education is about her
>figured it'd be an episode about her being a badass and training
>it was so much better
This goddamn show.

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Who will fuse next?

>>85862665
They're probably all corrupted on Earth

>>85862710

I mean, in a speaking/interactive way?

>>85862625
>The third time someone says it is going to be hilarious.

oh god, what did you discover?

>>85862721
>Mindful Education
>good

Kill yourself

>>85862706

by chance, that was me. think thong leotards, spandex/lycra shorts, tank tops, leg warmers.

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>>85862706
Dress pearl like Richard Simmons

>>85862723
This chart needs Ruby, Sapphire and Rose.

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>>85862723
Not jasper and pearl, that's for sure

>>85862721
>cRYING IS GOOD M8

Fuck off and die, melodramatic Cancer Universe.

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>>85862721
>Stevonnie
>best fusion

>>85861577
Fusions aren't the average in everything from their components.
They're cumulative plus a bit extra.

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>>85862527
And then Greg freaking out after Jailbreak.
Is it just me, or does every single SU character look better when their colour scheme is muted like above?

>>85862721
>Stevonnie is best fusion
Kill yourself

>>85862748
>>85862774
wow kys phams

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>>85862721
>>Stevonnie is best fusion

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>>85862656
It's deliciously "problematic"!
But of course, having it be a redemption AU or something rectifies that, but tumble-de-dumbles won't have any of it either way

>>85862723
My bet is on Peridot, but with who?

>>85862721
I would like to tell you that my opinion differs from your own on many key points.

>>85862527
>At least Steven is safe

>>85861306
i like lapidot too, but find something else to make your life worthwhile other than a cartoon relationship, buddy

get a dog

>>85862774
Do you legit think crying is not good?

Okay, anytime I try to get someone else watching this show, they lose interest. The show has an incredibly slow start, anyone have any idea what episodes I should skip or show or reorder just so they're could actually get into the show?

>>85862784
yeah, their colors are less obnoxiously bright and distinctive

>>85862723
Garnish or Peritarded

>>85862723
>There are only five intergem fusions
Always assumed it'd be more. Of course this chart doesn't count Alexandrite.

>>85862803
No, only pussies, women and babies cry. Men should not cry, it makes them pathetically weak.
Bottle that shit and then unleash it upon your victims.

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>>85862721
>Stevonnie is best fusion
Nigga stevonnie isn't even best fusion in that episode

>>85862784
Yeah, it really does

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>>85862748
>>85862774
>Estelle and AJ duet are you fucking kidding me that is amazing
>relationships troubles actually being a topic instead of hurrdurr it just works
>those visuals
>the bad things a 14 year old might be involved in are having a harsh effect on him and it's showing
I don't know why you fucks even like this show at all if you don't like emotional stuff. Is it just the gem pussy you're after?
>>85862775
>>85862785
>>85862788
*besides Garnet

>>85862749
Alright I'll likely upload it here around this time in tomorow or the day after.

>>85862718
Is this picture supposed to look so washed out?

>>85862723
The world lives in fear of a Jasper Garnett fusion.

the diamonds ARE SO FUCKING HUGE

Steven needs to work out a stable 3+ gem fusion he can freely walk around as or else the camera work is gonna be really awkward when they meet

>>85862808
If they've watched a couple of episodes, let them watch lion's first episode, the body horror episodes (cat fingers, frybo), and then Giant Woman.

>85862828
Shitty bait

>>85862808
Show people giant woman, see if the concept intrigues them and then encourage them to watch from the beginning.

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>>85862820
Try harder to roleplay next time

>>85862774
>on a general for a show you don't like

this is why you're unhappy

>>85862831
Never seen another version, so maybe

>>85862792
Garnet

>>85862785
There are people who don't like the Stevonnie fusion????

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So... Does Lapis even KNOW that Steven is a gem?

More specifically does she know that his gem happens to be the exact same one belonging to the gem that shattered a diamond and brought homeworld, which she was loyal to at the time into ruins. Not to mention leading into the war that got her imprisoned.

The show is going to address this right?

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>>85862828
>*besides Garnet
Just how deep can you dig that hole you're in?

>>85862723
Opal and Peridot DUH

>>85862006
Whenever Lapis hears steven's voice she perks up and gets happy all of the sudden, i really adore that.

I enjoyed Mindful Education. I don't really visit these threads regularly, so I'm surprised (and not surprised) that it's getting hate.

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>>85861208
>No /sug/ - steven universe general

Everything went horribly wrong.

>>85862834
Fear and anticipation

>>85862723
>>85862792
Steven and Peridot or Steven and Lapis

>>85862830

cool.

>>85861226
Because Gem Crystals sounds dumb.

>>85862861
It fucking better ahahhaha

Lapis has been an awkward out of place stain on this show for far too long. She's... clunky? How the hell did she not breathe a word to the rest of the cast yet, she gave Ruby a high-five!

>>85862723
lapidot
aquamarine

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>>85862861
She knows humans don't have healing powers.

>>85862861
>You're one of them... The crystal gems
>let's go... Home

Yeah, I think she knows hes a gem newfag

>>85862901
Zuke ruined her character I have to say. She's nothing now.

>my shit general is the first thing I see upon clicking on /co/

the guilt is just being thrown in my face

>>85862914
You should commit suicide

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Post lewds.

>>85862912
This but with Peridot

>>85862901
Uh... duh? He healed her with his powers and has seen his shield and she was there when Jasper found out that Rose Quartz is now a shota.