Who are some /co/ characters with Parker Luck that isn't

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>>85819841
Everything he does turns out to be shitty and the only thing that he does of note is beat up one leprechaun.

Why doesn't Daredevil and Wolverine get to bitch about their shitty life as much as Spidey?

>>85822169
Wolverine forgot the worst of it and Daredevil is Catholic.

>>85819841
Sam Nova.

>>85823210
This. Wolverine ain't a bitch and Daredevil knows that bitching about his life when he worships a guy who was lashed, tortured, ridiculed, and then crucified just seems pretty in comparison.

Pym luck

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Poor basterd is cursed.

>>85822169
Spidey's suffered more. They had bad things happen to them, which wound up making them 10x better because of it. Spidey had everyone he loves die.

Punisher. Misery and rage are the only things that fuel him.

>>85828972
>that Thunderbolts Annual

>>85828668
It's not like that.
Parker just has a negative worldview, he's a pessimist. Everyone he loves dying and the world turning against him every other week isn't a petty concern, he simply can't accept it as just.
Wolverine on the other hand is a pragmatist, I've known men exactly like him my whole life, it's an old-fashioned worldview where you don't complain (like that) and you literally just walk off that fleshwound when it happens.
That's not to say they don't gripe about their problems, they just do it when drinking and then always say "that's just how it is" or something and bottle up their feels.

>>85829030
It's the age difference.
And the difference of working experience.

>>85829559
...In which I mean I agree with you.

>>85819841

Yeah it's a real shame that he's a beloved and incredibly powerful superhero who has every woman in the Marvel universe begging to suck his cock, was raised well by two loving guardians, and is incredibly smart and has accomplished a lot at his young age. Oh wait his girlfriend broke up with him? PARKER LUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT AN AWFUL LIFE HOW DOES HE COPE???

Fuck off. You want a shit life? Look at Hank Pym or Carter Hall. It blows my mind how much Parkerfags pat themselves on the back for how much their self-insert and by extension themselves have to "suffer."

>>85829670
Way to have an episode, sperg. Not only is a majority of what you said greatly exaggerated, but you also don't seem to know what Parker luck actually means.

Way to get triggered by a fictional character.

>>85828856
What's this from? I love the grizzled Western anti-hero archetype.

>>85830067
Jonah Hex.

>>85829030
>Parker just has a negative worldview, he's a pessimist.
???????????????
Peter is easily one of the most optimistic superheros, period. You could only argue that he's pessimistic regarding himself, seeing as he literally used to hate himself.

>>85828605
This

>>85828668
Daredevil has had a worse life than Jesus.

>>85828801
ROCK HARD DICK

>>85829670
M8, you realize Peter Parker isn't real, right? There is literally no reason for you to sperg out like that.

>>85828879

Dating DD is more hazardous than dating Spidey.

>>85828605
>>85831867
Completely false.

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>>85819841

Donna Troy

Donna has been the following:
>Normal girl adopted and raised by the Amazons
>Normal girl kidnapped and raised by the Titans of myth
>An clone of Wonder Woman made to betray her.
>A walking multiversal anomaly
>A golem raised up by Amazonian witches to punish Wonder Woman
>A girl who died under unknown circumstances and was then later resurrected as described above

Her identity issues are legend. Her gross husband is dead. Her future-world-conquering son is dead. Her first love was a skeezy heroin addict with an adorable daughter but the daughter is also dead. She's been wiped from existence twice and killed once in the last 15 years alone.

Hal Jordan.

>>85832948
Now now, that billboard is the true victim.

>>85819841
Bruce Banner.

>>85828879
Matt Murdock casually gets his whole life and career ruined.

>>85819841
Constantine

>>85830021
>>85832000

>Stop disagreeing
>MY favorite hero (who's a lot like me!) has it hard...god he's so cool and tough
>Sperg sperg sperg!

Don't worry I won't post in the next "Being Parker is suffering :'(" thread so you can continue your circlejerk there unabated, so you'll be able to argue about which supermodel or superheroine he should bang next, list all the other superheroes he can beat up, and post panels of him being a witty, charismatic, and badass mofo all the while saying he has a shit life because his uncle passed away.

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>>85835216

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>>85819841
Suffering-Man beats everyone here.

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> manages to be an a-list from a mere sidekick
> wb hates him so they shit on everything he accomplished
> gets erased out of reality because his mentor fucked up
> replaced by tv synergy black character
> everybody forgot he even existed
> including the love of his life
> manages to come back but his memories are mess because of timelines
> is in a containment book instead of the book he was lead in for decades
> existential crisis

being wally is suffering

>>85820109
To give him a little credit, he was a pretty good leader while it lasted. He could scream and nag people until they got shit done, and actually stopped them from killing each other. With two teams and troll culture, you'd expect them to fight.

>>85828605
"wweh why doesn't anyone like me :,(" =/= half of the shit Parker's gone through.

Sam a shit.

>>85819841
>Who are some /co/ characters with Parker Luck that isn't Spider-Man?

Honestly most of Marvel have Parker Luck. Even golden boys like Tony Stark and Stephen Strange suffer a ton. Peter just whines about it more.

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>>85835216
Just know that one day, when you're all grown up and trying to fall asleep, you'll remember having a hissy fit over a fictional character for people to see. I bet it's going to suck real hard.

>>85830067
watch his DC Showcase Shortfilm
It's on Vimeo
It's fan-fucking-tastic

>>85834211
Spidey had OMD and was then written by Slott for nearly a decade

>>85828879
Wolverine has had like 3 times as many people he loves die, try reading some comics before you post.

>>85834165
>Bruce Banner.
>>85834211
>Matt Murdock casually gets his whole life and career ruined.

These right here were first to my mind.