/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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poel

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put a sock on it

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I'm here for you, /sug/.

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Nth for Cutest Human!

You people have left scars on me that will never heal. I can't sleep because of you SUfags. I have fits of uncontrollable anger whenever I see a SU thread on /co/.

I really hope you think about how many people you've hurt. You've hurt me. You've hurt everybody. And I hope you regret what you've done.

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How the fucking hell do I introduce my friends to this show.

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PURE SEX

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>>85811410
>>85811414
good start

So can't the rubys stuck in space just continuously summon throw then unsummon their weapon to speed up their fall back to earth?

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>>85811446
But is /sug/ here for Steven?

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Lappy makes me happy

>>85811459
Tell them to stick with it past just the first few

>>85811394
Early to The Thread Edition

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Take a moment to remind yourself to
Take a moment and find yourself
http://marc.ucla.edu/body.cfm?id=22

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>>85811458
sorry to hear that anon

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>>85811394
>crystal pepsi

>>85811459
Your friends are right. The moments on the bottom are more common than those on top, anon.

>>85811458
cant fight em, join em. The episodes are online whenever you want to watch them

>>85811459

The thing is that it's actually both of those things and if you don't accept and love that then you just won't like the show.

bepis

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Hi everybody!
I created a facebook page for /sug/.
See you there, /sug/!
facebook com/StevenUniverseGeneral/

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>>85811475

>>85811459
It's both things though, it's just that the bottom parts are either handled better than appear from an outside perspective mostly or are far more rare than most non-watchers think.

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>>85811457

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> mfw people think Mindful Education was about learning not to feel bad about shit

>>85811510
>facebook

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>>85811469
No. Steven needs more pain.

I mean, honestly, he hasn't even experienced the genocide of the human race yet. How will be have become the Avatar?a

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>>85811457
You mean cutest character ever
And she is all mine

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POST GEMS IN WEDDING CLOTHES
RIGHT NOW

>>85811510
Facebook is for normies, the depressed, and senile old women.

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Drew some more blue diamond

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chào bạn /sug/!

>>85811510
>Facebook

>>85811459
Its all of those things you faggot
Without SoL or Lore the show would suck balls. And if they don't want to watch don't be that guy and make them.

>>85811578
Never stop

>>85811394
Someone needs to Draw the Gems fighting Pepsiman

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>>85811560
Anyone know if there's a tag for Jasper x Eyeball?

>>85811561
The thing about facebook is that you can create a page for whatever the fuck you want.

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>>85811560
She's practically in a wedding dress anyway but here's one that takes things a bit farther.

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>>85811560

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>>85811467
Because they are rubies, and such a plan would require the intelligence of a ten year old.

concept: blue diamond has no eyes or nose, just a mouth

when a gem displeases her she unhinges her jaw and her mouth opens spreading across her entire face revealing multiple rows of hundreds of serrated teeth and fucking eats them

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>>85811533
Anon, your autism is showing.

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>>85811560

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>>85811601

>>85811578
Nice

>>85811578
where do you post your stuff other than here?

>>85811492
New stuff is pretty much indistinguishable from regular Pepsi.

>>85811601
st0p

>>85811578
Is there somewhere we can see all your work?

>>85811459
have them watch episode 5

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we need more diamond posts

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>>85811578
what that Anon said, never stop
but seriously thats really good, nice one

Why do people draw the gems with breasts when they don't actually have any?

>>85811606
Then why does her mural have eyes

>>85811578
Blue Diamond is for fug.

>>85811606
So she's a Pretty version of Big Mom fron One Piece?

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I want my sad and angry orange crush back

>>85811651
Ayo Rose had some fat ass titties, don't even

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>>85811510
Why did you put my post on there?

>>85811533
No it was about mindfulness meditation and learning to live here and now and examine your thoughts and emotions without judging them.

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>>85811644

>>85811459
With the first episode, just like you were introduced to it. If you try to show them some great moment from the middle or end of the series you're going to ruin the experience of those episodes being built up to. YOU got into a kids show watching it in order, so why wouldn't they? If they don't get into it watching it in order, it's not because there's some great episode down the line they didn't see that could convince them, it's because the show isn't for them.

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>>85811660
Don't worry anon, she'll be back soon

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r/ing this as Yellow Diamond

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Reminder that they have done NOTHING WRONG

>>85811621
>>85811634
http://dead-carl-artblog.tumblr.com/ mostly OC's and random shit and i don't update nearly as often as i should

>>85811696
Gems don't get cold. They wouldn't need to wear those clothes.

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>>85811660
good luck

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I need more fusions

I'm Matt Burnett.

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>>85811698
>justinroiland.jpg
UNACCEPTABLE.

>>85811698
t. diamond authority

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Love you /sug/

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>>85811606
concept: she kills people with her eyes Southern Oracle style

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>>85811533
it's about feeling bad as a part of the healing process so you don't have to feel bad anymore
>tfw "or, failed to be charming" is looping in my head 24/7

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>>85811737

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>>85811739

>>85811746

Cricket get oUT

>>85811706
followed

>>85811739
Why haven't you stopped being a massive faggot?

>>85811673
>>85811533
It was also about how addressing issues and communication is key to a relationship

>>85811698
>they have been committing a genocide on a galactic scale and been destroy many planets with live on them

HURR DURR MEH DIAMONDS DID NOTHING WRONG
fuck off home world gem scum

>>85811761
But anon, Matt doesn't actually know what a gay male is. Everything is a super-masculine self insert character, obviously.

>>85811706
Pretty good quality stuff. Now post and tag all your BD stuff

>>85811414

kinky....

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Sauce on this?

>>85811536
>Steven and Amethyst have basically the same pose
could have been a good image

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Allright /sug/ which Pearl would you be?__

>>85811760
why the hell would the head look like Sapphire? This is stupid

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>>85811533
>darkness is cozy rather than evil
fucking finally

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Guys what if the tiny black diamond in the middle a sign that they are growing a new diamond possibly as a replacement for pink diamond
Out of a longing for revenge for their fallen sister the remaining diamonds come together to form a diamond that would crush the rebellion once and for all in a way pink diamond never could

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Is Steven Universe truly crying the cartoon?

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>>85811796
christ

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What is Opal's favorite food

>>85811729
>SUxFrozen

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>>85811796
Daily reminder :^)

>>85811806
The faggotty one.

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Who is weakest gem?

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>what can I do for you?

>>85811614
Why's she so sad for her wedding?

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>>85811806
Bloople

>>85811806
The White one

>>85811806
what if Pearl being "defective" is because she moved her gem from her heart to her head when Rose taught her to think for herself? What if all Pearls are slaves to their hearts and that's why they serve so well?

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>Jasper gets cured
>Jasper gets redeemed
>Jasper gets ptsd flashbacks
>Jasper destroys town by accident
>It'll all played for laughs

>>85811813
it's a sign that sometimes they fuse and it's /bretty gud/

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>>85811790
>>85811767
thanks

>>85811817
Nothing because she'll defuse before she can eat it

>>85811806
yellow so I can be near my Diamond always

>>85811817
Opal would defuse if offered food

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>>85811761
Zuke gets juked suicide when?

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>>85811843

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>>85811843
if >>85811578 is anything to go by, you made the right choice.

>>85811848
It seems more likely that Pearl was called "lost and defective" because she didn't have an owner (therefore lost) and because she was operating outside her intended purpose (therefore defective).

>>85811785
do you think matt realizes that he writes for a show where a fat kid has magical powers and a bookworm nerd becomes a knight

i dont think he has any room to whine about self-insert characters lol

>>85811832
Sapphire.

>>85811832
amethyst

>>85811706
>that peridot with the triangle
found you motherfucker
followed

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>>85811856
Followed as well. You're pretty good.

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>>85811796
D E LE T W

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Anyone got requests?

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>>85811459
The episodes on the bottom give the events on the top impact. If you don't like all of the flavors in the show I dont get why you watch it. Also, why is too many birthdays on there? Its super lore and plot relevant.

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Would you sacrifice yourself to Malachite for the good of your island and its people?

>>85811906
A Jaspear tree

>>85811882
maybe but I still think Pearl moved her gem sometime in the past

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p r o g r e s s
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>>85811832
Peridot.
She's in the same situation Lapis is in where she needs materials to be any use but her downside is she can't do anything else that'll save her skin.

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>>85811796
>>85811823
Do you guys have the exploitable version of this? I need to add more layers.

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Where did Pearl's balls go?

>>85811814
Yep. It makes its haters cry all the time :^)

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rate my latest bismuth /sug/

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>>85811932
I gotcha senpai

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Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.

>>85811951
Is that tinfoil?

>>85811951
4.5/10

>>85811932
Naw but I have the butterfly template you can put it all in.

>>85811947
I'm sick of these "LOOK THEY HAVE SOME CRAZY ALIEN BODY PART" pictures
gems arent fucking biological, and they choose their form.

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Jack Black should voice the inevitable Greg/Steven fusion. Discuss

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Who is sexiest human?

>>85811951
Business/Uppercrust

What characters on SU aren't self inserts?

>>85811669
Because you misspelled it like a fag

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>>85811932

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MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE CLUSTER

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>>85811906
This with jasper saying "I've been waiting for Gem just like you."

>>85811924
II would sacrifice others, also that looks like malachite is kissing lil watermelon steven.

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Gem Harvest: 'Jasper won't stop laying eggs'

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Just a reminder that she's dead and she's never coming back :^)

>>85811995
This is it. We have hit meme capacity.

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Ermezere azzah hoew attahk mohongo, uhxaho?

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>>85811992
Wow. That sure is cap worthy.

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>>85811459

Steven Universe is great because every silly slice of life episode is part of a larger pie. The damned thing is written tightly, and whether you like it or not doesn't change that. Nothing just goes away and there isn't a status quo. Every heavy moment is made heavier when you compare it to every time Steven hangs out on the beach reading YA fiction and eating donuts.

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Black Porl?

>>85812024
More like in an indefinite coma

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>>85811601

Holy shit, did Greg and Rose ever marry? I bet they did. I never even thought about that before.

>>85811806

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>>85811856
I don't know if you do requests, but could you draw this with Sardonyx instead?

>>85812027
Hurange ezzapto. Yuzi annok abba ettoki.

>>85811992
you aren't good at this

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>>85812024
>crying
>no eyes

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Remember that time Nanefua slapped Buddy's ass?

>>85812042
Nigger porl*

>>85812056
>did Greg and Rose ever marry?
Considering that Greg has never called Rose his wife, no.

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Will Greg die?

>>85812007
when are we getting a SU mecha episode?

>>85812035
Sadie's Song will never be important

>>85811814
Yes.

>>85812084
Greg will murdercock Yellow Diamond :^)

>>85812014
>Watermelon Stevens think she wants to eat them because she's a big ol' monster
>she just wants to kiss them and have someone to talk to

c-cute

>>85812073
She also slapped Jamie's ass in historical friction.
She is a fucking sex fiend and must be stopped.

Has Connie ever had a problem that lasted more than an episode?

>>85811410
>>85811414
I love you guys. Love for the Pearl.

>>85812024

>Making Centi sounds

>>85812067
Tropec pojsa wapöt pralåk qonxez.

>>85812098
A diamond-human hybrid would be so fucking powerful.

>>85811458
T R I G G E R E D

>>85812111
>checked

Pearl best gem

>>85812084
Will you stop posting your 90s cartoon in this general because you made a thread which died because no one cares about it?

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Is Earl the sexiest man there is?

>>85812024
>introduces three new homeworld gems
>keeps the two shitty ones
>kills off the cool one
Y

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>>85812062
already did

>>85812106
... oh shoot I meant Jamie, not Buddy, who Jamie was playing. I guess I was so convinced by his ACTING I got them confused.

>>85812154
To fuck with their fans

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AMETHYST NO

>>85811459
I'm literally the reason my college's commuter lounge nerds all got into SU.

Cause I would always turn the TV to CN when no one was watching anything, and especially for new SU episodes.

Seriously, you can't fucking ignore this show when it's on, same with Gumball.
Something about it always grabs someone who's just sitting around playing 3DS or reading or something and they end up watching the whole episode and then going "what the fuck was that?"

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Would CN have the balls to air an episode like this?

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>>85812140
>Not Dead Eye Bob
get some taste

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any more requests

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>>85812154

>>85812109
Her parents being overprotective has been in every episode until Nightmare Hospital. Just because the kid with a loving nuclear family doesn't have a shit ton of problems and baggage that goes back 5000 years doesn't mean she doesn't have problem. She just has normie problems.

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What is she like?

>>85812195
cute Lion

>>85812072

That only makes it more sad.

>>85812080

Awww, that's a shame. She already had a dress and everything.

If it really never happened it's a giant missed opportunity.
Of course, Mayor Dewey would perform the wedding.

"Do you, Gregory Robert Universe, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"And do you, Rose Amelia Quartz, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Tee-hee! I do!"
>Everybody just staring at Rose with bulging eyes
>Finally, Amethyst:
"AMELIA?"

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>>85811995
i can't fucvking believe this

>>85811458
Barney?

>>85812154
>jasper
>cool
She's a cunt and treats even her subordinates like peridot like garbage. She isn't cool.

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>>85811538
wrong. she's my gf now

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>>85811906

This but with Greg Universe

>>85812195
cute Sardonyx

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>>85812195
Stevonnie with sword and sheild chasing a naked kevin like pic related

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>>85812188
>dead eye

Thanks, now Exodus in America is playing in my head.

>>85811817
cummies

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>>85812072
>I have no eyes and I must cry

Will Steven ever meet his Paternal Greanparents

>>85812264
This
OPAL EATING MY CUMMIES OH BOY!

>>85812106

She's more like Tina Belcher if you ask me.

>>85812109

Being in love with an ageless half-alien who risks his life every eight hours or so and who might die if he impregnates you seems like a pretty substantial issue to me.

>>85812154

She'll come back.

>>85812218

The most imperious of all diamonds. Yellow Diamond calls her 'My diamond'. The first and most powerful of her kind. Rarely speaks and has only one response to opposition of any kind. The only reason Earth still exists is that it is beneath her notice.

>>85812195
Sapphire holding a book with one hand.

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>>85812187
yes

>>85812300
They're dead. The barn is full of their stuff. They used ti be aviators or something. We see a picture of them once.

>>85812154
Steven's universe cant be cutesy if it has actual threatening villains

>>85812093

FAIR

>>85812187
fusion

So, Blue Diamond is somewhere on the earth?

>>85812187
The mass amount of tumblrfags crying out "PEDOPHILIA!!!!" would be enough to hurt the show

>>85812154
>faslefagging is fun!

>>85812337
>Peridot desecrated their shit without asking Greg

>>85812187
No.

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>>85812024
Fuck you she's gonna come back and get healed and learn how to love just like the ending theme promises

>>85812370
But they didn't when Smokey Quartz happened. Right?

Fusion isn't inherently romantic.

>>85812337
That portrait was Greg's aunt and uncle, not parents.

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>>85812346
I've got a suggestion.

>>85812358
Probably not.
A palanquin is just a thing for carrying royalty.
The one Buddy found could have been Pink Diamond's palanquin.

>>85812093
It showed that a year has passed since Steven and the Stevens.

Crystal Pepsi is kinda gross.

I thought it would just be lemon lime, but it has somethin g else going on there.

>>85812337
no, those were Greg's aunt and uncle

>>85812093
it complements Nightmare Hospital and shows that steven getting carried away as an acknowledged flaw

>>85812370
>tumblr
>crying pedophilia over /ss/
Silly anon boys can't be molested. Pearl is just expressing her rights as a sensual women to have sex as much as she can.

>>85812394
The post clearly isnt talking about fusion

>>85812380

I am sure they would have been horrified to know their junk was used to build a nearly-functional space ship.

>>85811459
How does someone who actually watches the show think it's some sort of action-filled space opera?

>>85812426

Avocados?

>>85811459
Things from the bottom pic are much more prevalent in the show than the ones on the top. You have to go through a lot of boring stuff to get to the good bits, which is more than most people are willing to do to enjoy a cartoon.

Unless you like the SoL stuff, of course.

>>85812515
FROM THE MOMENT THE BEEF HITS THE FLAME

>>85812498
>ignoring the fact the Greg gave Pearl permission

>>85811698
Even Homeworld fags can't defend Homeworld. Homeworld treats Homeworld worse than the Rebellion did.

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POST CUTE

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>>85812503
It's half action filled space opera and half cutesy shit with the gems or townies.

>>85812533
MY LEG STARTS A-SHAKIN' WITH OUT ANY SHAME

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>>85812187
pearl would feel horrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcCNlyax1EU

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>tfw your mother is a space terrorist

>>85812570
>tfw this poster is homeworld elitist

>>85812560
AND I KNOW IT'S BEEN WORTH

>>85811995
>Lapis mirror nowhere

WE NEED TO GO FURTHER

>>85812503
I have several friends who skip townie episodes. One of them only watches Peridot episodes or ones that she shows up in.

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when will they return

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What's your shirt?

>>85812586
THE FIIIIIIIIINEST STEAK AND BRIE

>be anon
>babysit for 8 year old steven while the gems are out on missions
>get closer to steven and the gems
>you soon become like a big brother to steven
>you play video games and watch movies together
>you feel like out of touch with the gem stuff tho
>one day amethyst calls you to watch over steven
>you come over
>steven isn't there
>you call amethyst and ask where he is
>"go up to his room, anon"
>you walk up to steven's room
>amethyst is laying there, naked
>"let's do it on steven's bed, anon~"
>you have rough passionate sex for 6 hours straight
>steven goes to sleep later with his bed smelling of sweat and semen
>steven likes the smell
>steven realizes that he's gay

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>>85812570
>tfw your mother is a space terrorist and has gotten you into a life and death situation 3 times now due to her own incompetence

>>85812558
>It's half action filled space opera
Make that 10% action-filled space opera, with no actual space.

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>>85812564
>Here comes a Thoth

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>>85811737
Smoky is cute!

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>>85812609
last episode

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>>85811952
TY, here is the best i could do.

>>85812154
Alright calm down jasperfag, you don't have to be so rude. They're all 3 cool and have their own background and developments. I'm sure Jasper will be back and with this week's episode and the next upcoming episodes I have a feeling it might be soon.

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>>85812644
I'd set fire to CN head quarters
Also don't ask me why Bismuth is holding her cup fucking sideways I don't know

>>85812612
Isn't Steven's room a loft that you can see from the front door?

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>tfw the space terrorist that blew up your diamond is super hot

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Post pearls with their diamonds

>>85812570
>tfw you'll never shatter diamond, the hardest metal known to man

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>>85812621
Nah the action is pretty even.
Maybe 35-50% but i ain't going any lower.

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the lack of chubby gems is bad

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>>85812611
AND IF I BREAK A BIBLE IT AIN'T NO-

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>>85812693
>>85812585
>he supports the Crystal Germs

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>>85812693

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>>85812558
>>85812621
Nah see,
>First, there's the action space opera Gem Wars
>then, they had a bizarre choice in making the sequel to Gem Wars into a harem anime called No Need for Greg. But at least best girl won in the end.
>Now we have Steven Universe, the third in the set of series which is cute SoL that sometimes erupts into action.

>>85812720
>a bible
Kek

>>85812698
>ywn shatter a diamond, a being regarded as a deity of perfection in your society.

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>>85812715
not bad actually

>>85812698
>tfw diamond is unbreakable

>>85811510
kys yourself

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>>85812648
>>85811995

>>85812024
>DAOOTS ENUFHT ADT EO DRY
this takes me back

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>>85812721
>He doesn't believe in Steven

>>85812761
Tell that to pinky

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>>85812693

>>85812720
Just bill it to my family.

WHO I LEFT BEHIND

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>>85812743
>yfw have sex with a deicidal BBW

If Rose is "just another quartz soldier", then why the fuck does she have a ton of powers that no other quartz soldier has?

Lapis regularly uses the n-word.

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>>85812668
>I get the logic behind Jasmuth
But I still don't like it.

>>85812787
>Touching her gem
LEWD

>>85812720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPxJAx7ysVA

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>>85812811
You mean...
nerd?_

>>85812806
She was one of a kind.

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was this the sexist canon Jasper?

So, I just watched the last episode Mindful Education. Better than the last 3 episodes of Season 4 by far. Despite like 50% of the episode being a song, it atleast showed some development of the relationship between Connie and Steven, plus proved that Stevonnie can (sort of) float! I approve. Sheesh Rebecca, it's a about damn time to give us some actual story movement...

>>85812803
>BBW
>Quartzes are fat representation meme

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>>85812784
>abandoned the rubies to float in space
>took over lars's mind
>threw marshmellows at peridot
'no'

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>>85812693
some official concept art to spice it up

>>85812806
Jasper has about 14 minutes of screentime. Maybe she's got tons of powers she doesn't use all the time.

>>85812806
Who knows? Maybe she was a special Quartz Soldier
But she wasn't Pink Diamond you stupid fucking nigger

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>>85812715
chubby gems a best. why is there do little smoky porn?

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>>85812612

See, now, this is starting to lean towards pedophilia. Cut it out.

>>85812740

>There is a Bible
>It is completely different

>>85812760

>>85812668
Why does Bismuth look so much like a dude in this pic?

>>85812806
Wheres it say she was just another Quartz? If anything i think shes the result of experimental tests for new soilders on earth.

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>>85812811
>>85812836
>lapis will never treat you like shit

>>85812816
That's fine, man. It's not even my favorite Jasper ship. (that honor is reserved for Jasper and Eyeball)
I think they'd be good for each other though.

They're both on different sides, but they've been wronged by Rose and have no one left to support them.

>>85812861
>the diamond dog jasperfag doesn't support Steven
Oh no.
What a loss.

>SU finale
>White Diamond defeated, but still Homeworld fights on
>The big bad was PD all along
>But how?
>Diamonds are forever bitch

>>85812869
bismuth looks like a dude in general

>>85812861
>Implying he has control over the first option
>Implying anyone cares about Lars
>Implying that's a bad thing

>>85812869
Cuz Bismuth looks like a dude.

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>>85812846
Nope this was. When she started beating Amy up and calling her worthless that was hot af.

>>85812876
>lapis will never treat you like shit
That's the appeal? I thought it was
>Lapis will never treat everyone else like shit and be nice to you

>>85812803
>deicidal

"Where has Pink Diamond gone?" he cried. "I will tell you. We have killed her — you and I. We are all her murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained this earth from its sun? Where is it moving now? Where are we moving now? Away from all suns? Aren't we perpetually falling? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Aren't we straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Hasn't it become colder?"

>>85812864

Like the ability to speak Spanish?

>>85812855
>some actual story movement
Did you even watch season 3? The last half was literally non stop story movement one right after another.

>>85812898
But Amethyst was the only sexy thing in that fight.
Otherwise you got some trash bag beating on her.

>>85812866

"chubby" =/= "spherical".

>>85812884
>Diamonds are forever

Oooooooo shit.

You're twisting my melon, man.

>>85812843
I guess so, but that's kinda lame.

>>85812864
If she did have those powers she should have used the floating powers as that one shows it's usefulness quickly.

>>85812865
I wasn't implying that you stupid double nigger.

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>>85812920
Then you have low standards

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>>85812889
>Implying anyone cares about Lar
>he's a jerk so it's okay

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>>85812846
For me it's Gem Hunt Jasper. Just the sheer power when she tackled the corrupted dog, threw it around like a ragdoll and beat the shit out of it, then climbed on top of its exhausted body to poof it... damn.

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>>85812869
Bismuth looks really masculine in the show. Did you even watch the episode?

>>85812874
That's what Bismuth calls her when she's talking to Steven on the couch.

Kevin did nothing wrong

>>85812964
Definitely one of her finer moments.

>>85812963
It's not even that he's a jerk it's that LITERALLY no one cared, even in show.

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>>85812964
>>85812846
>>85812898
>>85812994
>That part in Alone at Sea when she grabbed Lapis' hand with her own huge hands and dropped to her knees with a loud THUMP
The crewniverse knows exactly what they're doing