Apocalypse appears before you and offers you an once in a li

I'll leave at the and of arc, like every protagonist. I'll have to brood about it for the next 20 years, though.
>heat vision
Apocalypse, you cheap fuck.

Just fuck my shit up Apocalypse.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Cutting

So I guess I get an electric death laser that cuts people. Do I get to spam it like a Touhou? Do I get to be War or Death?

>>85799598
>Apocalypse, you cheap fuck.

I laughed so hard just now.

We can team up homey

Lake/River Manipulation

Fuck.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology?useskin=oasis

>literally incapable of being comprehended by anything


uh regardless of how the fuck Apoc gave me this, I tell him to fuck off and live in solitude doing whatever I damn well please

He's giving out some stinkers today, huh?

Celestial Tech
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technomorphism?useskin=oasis

Though now I will be racked with questions about my existence and free will. Worried that i am just a copy and the real me is dead. That Blue Lips can control me.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Mimicry

Practically useless on its own but significantly powerful with the right superpower donors. So I am guessing the powers of Apocalypse, my fellow horsemen and whoever I encounter during my time enslaved. Now the question is whether or not there is a time limit to how long I can maintain the mimicry and whether not their is a limit to how many I can have active at once.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation

What the shit, I feel jewed. There may be worse powers but I can't think of any atm

I'm a huge X-men fan, but Apocalypse has to be one of their worst major villains, if not the worst.

>>85799725
At least you didn't get Catoblepas Physiology, like what the fuck was he thinking

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aging_Breath?useskin=oasis

I am Death and will enforce Lord Apocalypse rule you heretics.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Descendent_Evocation
I can actually see some use in this. Its low level precognition combined with the possibility of gaining skill from my descendants millennia in the future with their augments and shit. If i have kids

What does being his bitch entail exactly?

>>85799752
>Jackal
Endgame is cloning Spider-men and Gwens.

>>85799535
Honestly i have nothing left tonloose in life. If he treats me right, acts like a comrade to me, and doesnt leave me for dead in battles, id accept.

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding

fucking incredible

>>85799795
Die for Darkseid.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Empowerment

I'll betray him the first chance I get then beat his ass.

>>85799814
Darkseid has compassion for no one. Id have a chance to make a lifelong friend and alley wuth apocalypse.

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Embodiment

If anyone can break free of his control, it's this. Excellent.

>>85799676
We'll be All-New Pyro and Hydroman. Woe to all bank guards.
We're fucked in first event, though.

>>85799535
I accept, and I...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction_Manipulation
Holy fuck, I can redefine all manmade concepts, at will.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den
Yeah, fuck you too Apocalypse.

My life was going nowhere anyway, and that sounds like fun. Guess I get to die in combat for evil.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Reduction

Wow, I guess I get to die in combat for evil in the first one minute of any fight.

>>85799957
Once he inevitably gets his ass whipped and I can go back to being me, I guess I can go into the pool business. For the right price I can make a Playboy style Grotto for your pad in about ten minutes.

>>85799535
Sure, why not.
It's not like he ever wins anyway. Ond once his dumb little fight is over I'll just switch sides and keep my awesome powers of... peak human durability.
Huh, a bit more mundane than I was hoping for but I'll certainly take it.

Poor Apocalypse. Everyone's taking the gig cause they expect him to get his ass whipped. And they'll spend the rest of forever enjoying their new goofy fuck power.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Process_Speed_Manipulation

total hacc

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory

Eat shit Apocalypse!

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>>85799535
All right paco lips, let's do this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism

At least I'll get laid

>>85799760
>Catoblepas Physiology

Bruh, do you even into Castlevania? Your stare/breath petrifies fuckers, much like a cockatrice. Of course this is comics so expect anyone important to have immunity for some bullshit reason

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>>85799535
As everyone else already stated, you keep your powers and he gets beaten.

Comics are so meta now I'll surely be aware of this.

>Pic related

Huh. Okay then.

This is a pretty cool power I guess.

>>85799535
I wasn't expecting something so... cinematic
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eclipse_Manipulation

>>85799535

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Automatic_Attack

Guess I'm the new War.

>>85800411
Yeah but what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I can't save anybody. I'll be a freak.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Restoration

I was excited for a second then I realzied what this meant.

>You're a super hero right? Do something!
>I can't.
>Why not?
>They ain't messing with anything too important
>Oh god the orphans!
>Last time I checked fire was based in this reality. Call me when things start getting weird.

Just get baked and hang around all day till things get crazy. Walk out on the porch, wave my hands around, status quo restored, take a nap.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Storm_Mimicry

Pretty cool. Guess I would be either death or war. Not sure which exactly though.

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>>85800478
You would be the prefect hero in DC but sadly you are in Marvel where mass universal reboots aren't present.

>>85799535
>Stiffness Manipulation

Fuck you and your erectile dysfunction you creepy bubbazilla im not helping you with that.

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>>85800414
>implying the X-men will care about your well being when you were a human that was just given power as oppose to being a mutant that was given additional powers/power-ups.
The X-men and more specifically the token Wolverine would kill you on the first encounter regardless of whether you were innocent or not. Nor would they had cared if you were brainwashed or not if you were not a pre-established character with ties to the X-men.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Land_Lordship

Awwwww shit.

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Combat
>Indomitable Will is part of it
Mistakes were made!
Apocalypse averted, we're all going for drinks on our former employer's dime.

After that, I mean I'd appreciate it if you guys tried not to hurt people.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molten_Metal_Manipulation

Sounds like a good power for War but seriously, what good is a power boost if ol' blue lips is just going to brainwash you into a drone?

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>>85800947
What power boost? You are just a human that he have given power to. If anything, you were nothing before Apocalypse made you into something.

>>85800993
How, I figured the roll was for our normal mutant power. Only seen the cartoon but he seems only interested in boosting existing powers instead of making new ones.

Besides, same choice. Going from human to demi-god means nothing if you're just a mindless puppet.

>>85799535
Of course I accept
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Dominance
This is not only awesome, but it is my very own life insurance. Eh? En Sabah?

>>85799535
life sucks anyway

>acid mimicry

oh right, some V8 juice and orange squeezed over me kills me

the smile in the pic is from trying not to laugh. it has nothing to do with social darwinism

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anthropomorphism

Not only shall I fight for Apocalypse, but so shall the statue of David, Mona Lisa and The Washington monument!

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arab_Deity_Physiology

So... he basically makes me a younger him?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grass_Manipulation

Appo-chan can get fucked.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Constructs

So I'm like one of those pinks lanterns except I function on lust instead of love. I'll never run out of power. This might be kind of awkward at first but I could make it work.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Freezing

So I get to be a more overpowered Iceman, would that best be suited for Death or Famine?

>>85801233
Go full famine, destroy crops and cattle, make the world fear Apocalypse

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>>85799535
Sorry Apocalypse, but I work for someone with bigger aspirations.

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>>85801358
Bitch please

>>85799535

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hunger_Suppression

Fucking wow. I can go on a diet and stick with it. God dammit Apocalypse you need to step your shit up.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Manipulation
First chance I get, that motherfucker gonna regret being Darkseid lite.

>Telekinetic Surgery

Ok, but I get a scarf with my uniform and I get to be Death

Apocalypse is fucked

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science-Magic_Ascendancy

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>>85799535
> Time Collapse
Call Araki-sensei, I'm ready to fight the Joestars.

I got a list
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Kinetic_Abilities

Thanks for making me stronger than you Apocalypse.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Petal_Blizzard_Generation

Fuck.

>>85801687
God damn it, I've been getting cool powers from the loch ness monster!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Deity_Physiology
nice

>Food Empathy

Sigh. Well, i guesss i can make dick an enjoyable experience.

Also, id run a line of foods that get you sooo happy like cocaine, get people addicted to the feel good and start my world wide food based cartel empire. .thanks apocalypse.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nether_Manipulation

Thanks Apocalypse, I'm now the lord of death...I can probably betray you...

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poisonous_Tears

Damn nigga I don't know about that. I feel like I could get a better superpower by jumping into Terrigen or whatever meme event of the week is giving super powers than becoming a literally blue-balled cuck that can only cry poison.

>>85800553

Except their last event where he could just fuck Doom up completely

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supertasking

Welp. Guess I'm the forgettable character with a super cool and unique snowflake power.

>>85799535

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Augmentation

I guess that makes me a passive-agressive War

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness?useskin=oasis

So basically this power allows me not to be his bitch?

>light regeneration
I'd be pretty useless overall. So sure, I'll do your bidding in exchange for never having to go to the doctor again.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Fate_Manipulation
>The power to manipulate all destinies/fates. Ultimate version of Destiny Manipulation.
>User can perceive, shape and manipulate the destiny and fate of anything/anyone, including gods, demons, eldritch abominations, transcendent beings, entire worlds, universes and even realities. This allows them to control/decide anything and everything's destiny and fate.
>Some users may even be able manipulate the destinies of users of freedom as well.

Yeah, sure. Why not?

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>>85802557
>Apocalypse getting his hands on that power.

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thanks dr. doom

>>85799535
>Unicorn Physiology
yo dawg i heard you like horses so I put a unicorn in yo horsemen

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Location_Swapping

Seems useful for killing, and maiming people, and getting out of harms way.
But I'd rather not have to take orders or see that creepy face all the time.

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>>85799535

You're a cheap cunt apocalypse

>>85799535
>mid air stopping
10/10 should be really useful in world dom desu

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Reality_Traveling

Immediately moving to whore island.

>>85802711
You dirty pirate hooker!

>>85799535
>Dragon Turtle Physiology

I am the TERROR TURTLE. I AM THE SLOW DEATH OF ALL

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wire_Proficiency

Oh hey I could goes all animu edge-lord. That gets me all wired up.

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ascended_Physiology
Id be a better angel than a horseman, but I guess Id accept.

>>85799535
sure

i can just betray him later and become a good guy and fuck some hot mutant chicks

>>85799535
Alright you blue-lipped fuck, give me the goods.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Polearm_Construction

Alright, this doesn't suck so much but it could be better.

>>85799598
>Freeze Vision

Fuck me sideways

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Propulsion

I can fly now. Apocalypse you dick.

>Magic Bullet Projection
mite b kewl

>>85799535
>gave Shiro some legs so he would devote his entire life to him by becoming a horseman

why didn't he just get running blades or prosthetics?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Violence_Embodiment

Holy shit, a winrar is me, lol.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Aura

I guess depending on how I stretch the description, this is somewhat powerful. Like, I'm as powerful if not moreso than anyone I face. I just lack skills, experience and/or talent.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

Yes, I'll sign up for that.

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Science
Where do I sign?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bow_Construction

I'd still turn ol' Pocky-Lips down, but that's not a bad power. Not the most powerful, but not bad.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Absorption

>Horseman tier Heat absorption

Literally pulling all the heat from around me out of the environment and freezing everything

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Collective_Memory

I'm not sure how helpful I'll be with this.

>>85799535
Im in.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lunar_Attacks?useskin=oasis

Not bad. Pretty much can do anything with the power of the moon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dinosaur_Physiology

Where do I sign?

>>85799535
Woah woah, I got: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Figurative_Vocifery you bet your ass I sign up for that shit.

The first thing I say to Big Blue is: "Go fuck yourself."

>>85800004
I demand that we fight, even though I'm pretty sure you win since I'll have to define all my metaphors by your fiction's definitions. Maybe a kinda "whoever gets the jump" thing.

We can only hope that the battle lasts exactly one minute before I start running out of metaphors of my own, start whipping out Vladimir Nabokov quotes, accidentally imprisoning myself in time and space forever.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Alien_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Huh, feel like Apocalypse put in the extra effort

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satanic_Incarnation

He becomes my bitch instead

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>>85799535

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness

Neat

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restoration

Yeah!

I say no because him and his horsemen are the biggest jobbers in the marvel universe

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
I'm going to end up as one of those lame greater treats that jobs previous big bads?

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>>85802557
It's not that great.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Collapse
so how does this work? I'm basically invincible?

>>85800221
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Creature_Creation

Can i join your landscaping/pool installation business? I can provide water via rain and make cloud monsters to do the heavy lifting.

>>85799535
oh not bad
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_Air_Manipulation
thanks papaclypse

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JUST

>>85805252
That grass manipulation guy should join us too. With him we'd be unstoppable!

I got a curse mark like jugo.can't b more apocalyptic than that. Pestilence herein come

Apocalypes literally allways jobs
And the xmen kill, and apaocalypse will kil you if yu dont fight 100%

you have no chance of survival here

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer
Well, fuck.
I guess I win.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiversal_Recreation

I win, new multiverse where apocalypse is my bitch.
And so is everyone else on this thread.
Suck on my multiversal recreational dick

>>85800376
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory

Is there actually a superhero with this superpower? I mean yeah almost all protags have this power but it's not like, registered or something like that. Is there a character that actually knows he has Path of Victory?

>>85802377
If he wants to die, sure. Go ahead and prevent Doom from killing the Beyonders.

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>>85799535

Yeah sure, why not. We'll wind up losing eventually because it's in Apocalypse's nature to job hard, but becoming a super-powered slave is still probably better than my life as it is now.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Maser_Manipulation

Well, at least I get something cool out of it. I guess I'd probably be Pestilence, due to the radiation.

>>85802557
It only implies that some are capable of achieving freedom with it. But sadly you are Apocalypse's slave and because of you, the entire world have been reduced to a shitty 3rd world country.

>>85803485
Yeah it's pretty funy to see people on wheelchairs and stuff on the Marvel universe when you know there's technology for amazing prosthetics.
You don't even need to buy STARK industries you can just get some cheap Oscorp legs or something like that

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Modding

Hahaha, you dumb goofed Apocalyse! Now you are the bitch!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Reduction

I will be the Horseman of Death and all shall fear me

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Nightmare Manipulation
FUCK YEA BABY
FUCK YOU GUYS I'M STICKING WITH THIS NIGGA

>>85799535
>will never be seen by you again
So, I watch live feeds of wide angle cityscapes and countrysides as much as possible, world governments paying me a fortune, because if he'll never be seen by me again, that means anywhere I can see, he can't show up. And if he does make a move, all they need to do is get a camera there (yay satellites) and he'll have to stop and go away, because I'd be able to see him if he doesn't. I get to live like a king and protect the world.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Empowerment
Geez Apocalypse, I don't know. Seems like a dickish power.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Conversion?useskin=oasis

Wait isn't this just his power set? Can I replace him and be a way more chill genetic engineer?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation

Nice.

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time-Window_Alteration
ehh
The fact that the known users are anime exclusive probably means it OP as fuck then?

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Manipulation Does this make me more powerful than him?

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Weaving

So I guess I stay at base and learn how to knit. The image of Apocalypse standing over me, encouraging/threatening me to weave fabric is hilarious.

Oh, easy. >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unrecognizability He immediately forgets about me. And then abuse the hell out of this power.

>>85801480
>Ha-ha! I see the X-Men have gathered here to fight my lord Apocalypse! It is I, Famine who will stop you!
>What's your power?!
>You are witnessing it!
>You're just staring at that feast laid out
>Exactly! I've been sitting here for 12 hours without eating!
>snikt-snikt/thunder/lazer eyes
>You guys can go, I already lost 4 pounds since i joined this diet program.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Infusion
So Gambit really didn't want to join Apocalypse so he decided to make his own? Sweet I'm now discount Gambit.

>>85799535
I'll play game.
>Possibility Reconstruction

Apocalypse dun goofed and made me a god.

Who wants to get into business with me? Granted, it will be successful no matter the odds. Also I'll buy you a few winning lottery tickets.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Darkness_Waves

Cool, I'm in.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zodiac_Empowerment

Depends on how it works. If I get all of them then holy hell this is amazing. If I only get my birth sign then it's still a whammer power.

Libra birthsign
Get All the Knowledge
Super Dexterity for Acrobatic Bullshit
Air Manipulation for flight and aerial shit from the above.
Can use Equality to make myself as powerful as Apocalypse or bring him down to my level
Alternate power is becoming one with the universe and encompass everything

Death is aligned with Libra sometimes. Especially with the old adage of it being the great equalizer. As long as we fight to eradicate Shithumans for gassing our people to death along with all their traitors and syncophants like the Ultimates, Kamala, Beast, and Storm X-Men then I'm good.

If he tries to get me killed or betray me then I'll just equalize and rebel. I might not have a guaranteed advantage via power level but at least I have a fair shot. Afterwards I'd still fight Shithumans but on my own terms. If anything try to equalize myself with shithumans to boost myself and/or debuff them. Bonus points if it changes their biology to mutants so their precious terrigen cloud starts genociding them like it does mutants.

If I rebelled and became anti-hero, name would be Match Point. Confuse people by them thinking it's based on fire attacks when in actuality it's about matching power point levels.

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Slayer
How the fuck am I going to do this

>>85800004
Man, fuck that, you can bring fictional characters to life! Think of all the possibilities!

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Ice_Breath

Call me Cocytus. Plot armor will not save you, cause after I freeze you to death from afar, I will smash you into pieces with a sniper round.

>>85799598
>>85803447
You're now partners who job on pre vampire Jubilee

Enjoy!

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>>85799535
>Gonna die horribly to the X-men any way.

Http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck

Well big blue you've done worse. Thanks for the millions I'm gonna win in the lotto

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Attacks

Such generic bullshit powers

hell yeah i join i might become a firelord

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Aura

Fuck Apocalypse. In every sense.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Combat

ooooh baby

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificially_Enhanced_Physiology

Uhhh.

>TFW you are Plague personified.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathogen_Manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_Inducement

Now that I can just press "X" to win, am I finally ready for the one true Omega, Popeye?

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>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Access
Boy, I'm down with this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Magic?useskin=oasis

Move over bitch boy, this is my reality now.

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Monster_Physiology

If you ever heard of Hitler getting killed by a weird glowing monster, there's no need to thank me

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I don't even need fucking Apocalypse's help to get my powers.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgusting_Aura

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Negation

Thanks Apocalypse...get out my house.

>Supernatural Fruit Empowerment

No thanks.

>>85806058
Yes. A character in the Worm serial has that ability, and she's basically OP.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle_Physiology
Choo choo motherfuckers

>>85805527
>That grass manipulation guy should join us too. With him we'd be unstoppable!

Apocalandscaping is a go.

>>85799535
>Mortality
>The condition to be more vulnerable to injuries than others. Opposite to Immortality and Invulnerability.

T-thanks...

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>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Wind_Manipulation

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>>85799535

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Transformation

w-why did you turn me into a girl apocalypse-kun?

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conversion_Empowerment
damn all i need now is a good suit.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unicorn_Physiology

God damn it apocalypse.

>>85809283
Good to see Land toning it down.

>>85799535

>solar energy manipulation

pretty neato honestly

>>85799535
Yeah, sure, why not?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apsara_Physiology

Uh...so we Ramna/El Goonish Shive up in here now, I guess, since I'll be shifting sexes, it seems.

Mmn...okay, I'm cool with that.

>>85799598 >>85799637 >>85799676 >>85799677

Okay, so you first four are Apocalypse's first horsemen. And...y'all got really, really lame powers, dudes.

I don't think Apocalypse wants to win this one, I think he's just doing this to remind people that he's there.

>>85799699
He gave me the ability to know the history of whatever I eat. He'd just laugh and tell me to fuck off

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat
Aren't there like a dozen X-men that already have this power? What does he expect me to do about that?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Bestowal

I'm Apocalypse now bb

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preemptive_Adaptation

sure dude

>>85799535
UNSTOPPABLE POWER

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Bestowal

I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS SEEYA

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Charisma

Shit I would just take his offer and convince Apocalypse to not be such a dick.

>>85816097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

thanks yo

>>85799535
Who the fuck would ever accept

>>85819755
>Who the fuck would ever accept

I did. Now I'm part of a successful landscaping company. Thanks Apocalypse.

>>85815784
>y'all got really, really lame powers, dudes.

But we got a really awesome side business.

>>85801622
More like a shitty version of the villain of FF8.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gashadokuro_Physiology

I AM LITERALLY A SPOOKY SCARY GIANT SKELETON.

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>>85799535
That's some raep face right ther.

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Reflection

I'm in, at least he'll think twice about beating me

>>85816097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Bestowal
So you turned Apocalypse into a massive cosmic being. Good job slave, we are all screwed now.

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>>85824211
I was so entranced by the raep face I forgot to see what my power was after I got raepd.

I got the ability to possess dildos. nice. I like this general theme I've got going here.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Surveillance

Lame.

I shall call myself the Prince of Perversion

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mammalian_Physiology
>Enhanced Senses
>Environmental Adaptation
>Fur Generation

Apocalypse, you son of a bitch! You made me a fucking furry!

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Beam_Emission

is my second roll.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Heat_Camouflage

first roll, I can now become invisible not like I was before but not improved.

>>85816231
That would be amazing, imagine apoc as a benevolent history buff pushing man to advance via science and tech.

I got rainbow generation powers...

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Bomb_Generation
Creating bombs and explosives from natural materials? nice.
>>85826695
Maybe you can blind people?

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>>85826695
I was saving this pic in case there was ever a "Cyclops is gay" thread... but I think you need it more.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Extension?useskin=oasis

I'd be the sweet embrace of death... And rape.

>>85799535
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dual_Impregnability

two chicks at once nice

>>85827880
hey if you're still down, we could try something around 3 pm CST tomorrow

I'll dig up a bunch of cy porn, crop it, and we can have a good time

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comakinetic_Entity_Creation

> Hairball Creatures

> be glorified pussy with magic powers

> be actual pussy without magic powers irl

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>>85799535
I'm already a very angry person as it is.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment

>>85799535
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sense_Manipulation

I'd get laid

>>85799535

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Embodiment

I guess I hang out with dead people or become the world's greatest Hit man

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Manipulation

First ever try and I get the one and only Omega-level Crystal Gem power.

Some bitches 'bout to get drowned!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Life_Force_Imprisonment

>paint a picture of apoc
>I am the messiah now

>water form manipulation
Im down

> Alien Mind

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Mind

You fuckin' what, Apocalypse?

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>>85801452
>doormamu

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conditional_Invulnerability
Do I actually get to dictate the condition?

I'm kinda disappointed I can't be a literal horse-man, that'd give the team brand more integrity.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Generation

Well at least I'd be one of marvel's best villains in a long time and probably scar people forever to boot.

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I absolutely accepted and got this

> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolution?useskin=oasis
> Evolution
>The ability to enhance oneself and others via accelerated evolution. Sub-power of Evolution Manipulation. Opposite to Devolution.

It is the ultimate power bestowed by apocalypse, and with it I would be unstoppable!

All hail lord apocalypse, I grovel before you as one day all shall in a world where only the strongest subsist!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Acceleration

Fuck you apocalypse I'm the daddy now!

>Addictive Contentment

Wew lad.