/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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poel

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Who's the cutest gem?

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Need more Eric Andre crossovers

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It's a sad Jasper thread.

Diamond Dogs remorse for their fallen leader.

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thank god, that last thread was getting too retarded

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Goodnight /sug/

Think I'm gonna listen to music while I sleep.
https://soundcloud.com/abigdisappointment/i-have-never-seen-an-episode-of-steven-universe

>>85674501
I want this redone with Pearl's original character design. Oval-headed birdmom is cuter than this moe fuck.

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This is Connie.

When will next episode leak? I don't feel like waiting like all the normies.

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Post your theories
What really happened to baby Sour Cream?

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PEARL IS BEST GIRL

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>>85674536
This is Connie

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SEXY
L
U
T

>>85674536
back together

>>85674537
Tuesday

>>85674523
>oval fetishist denies the objective cuteness pearl was meant to have all along

do you really think rose "seven foot slut" quartz would have saved pearl instead of a peridot if she was that ugly?

>>85674520
Yeah

>>85674539
He probably dropped acid while sucking on Rose's tits.

It was at that moment he decided to spend his life making sick beats.

I want to fuck Ronaldo

>>85674537
/Maybe/ tomorrow, but it should be Thursday.

>>85674523
You are the only person that thinks this way. Keep it to yourself.
>I want this done
Way to be an arrogant douche and make sure no drawfag ever does that request

>>85674573
That's pretty cool

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>>85674548
And she's never going down down at the hands of the likes of you

>>85674592
Thanks.

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>>85674492
>Want to make a straight outta homeworld pic for jasper
>Go to the generators site
>Shits fucking broken
>Have to make it manually
>Result

it could have been worse but I found the hardest part was finding a good enough pic of jasper for it, any anon got on better?

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>>85674492
We're back, baby!

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Flashing lights, lights
Flashing lights, lights
Flashing lights, lights

>>85674588
what's he supposed to do?

pretend to be jesus and say "this should be done"? lie and say "it would be nice if this was done?"

let the man tell the truth

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>Connie won't die because she's the self insert human character
Goddamn it.

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Ya'll in Jaspa's field now, Redskins

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>>85674617

Reminder that Connie is better for Steven than the Gems are. Connie made Steven grow up, while the Gems allowed him to stagnate mentally and emotionally and remain 8 for 6 fucking years.

>>85674654
oh boy

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Reminder that she is the hottest crewniverse member.

>>85674632
P sure its because Steven would just keep bring her back to life

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Oooh my FUCKING BOY Steven getting swole as FUARK

That bitch yellow rock is gonna just get punched in the face if she shows up.

>>85674632
>she's a self insert boring mary sue who I don't personally find interesting
There got all the meme complaints out of the way now make an actual complaint about Connie's character

>>85674654
Literally everyone but the CGs is better than steven than the CGs

Fucking peridot is better for steven than the CGs

>>85674654
Greg did that. He's his dad, so it's his responsibility.

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>>85674674
>swole

>>85674667
>she

are you sure

>>85674685
Greg's his distant relative. He didn't raise steven at all.

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>>85674667
Why do thick eyebrows make my dick hard?
I have a problem

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Quick reminder that they're the cutest couple.

>>85674674
Type normally bread guy with that hat(?)

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>>85674617

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>>85674536
cute and sexy

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>>85674714
>>85674718
>>85674536

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>>85674718
cute and sexy

Are there supposed to be this many conniefags or is just one guy samefagging

>>85674716
w-what

>>85674714
i was about to say stevens_first_boner.gif but that definitely was opal

Would you a peridot

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>>85674711

>>85674703
He raised Steven until he was around 6-8 then he went to live with the gems full time probably at both Steven's own request and Rose's(she needs him trained according to keikaku)
In that time Steven grew normally and developed just fine. When he went to live the immortal rock monsters who don't change and live forever his mental age slowed down as well and his life started blending together. Its only when he meets Connie that he gets a real emotional connection to his own humanity that allows him to operate like a human and age again.

>>85674751
hot

>>85674711
It's okay, i have a thing for thick eyebrows too.

What if the Crystal Gems had told the Rubies that Jasper was on earth back in Hit The Diamond?

>>85674744
Jokes on you I was one of the people Connieposting but I'm not a Conniefag. I like her, but she's not my favorite. Got you good haha!

>>85674750
Not even if someone payed me

>>85674744
They're multiplying

>>85674751
HNNNGGGGG THICCER

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Would you let Jasper babysit your child

>>85674750
shatter?

yes

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>>85674750
Peridot is for scaring birds away from my corn

>>85674759
Greg should do that, not Connie. Connie is unnecessary.

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>>85674536

>>85674492
Dang, anon. I was just on that blog a second ago. Very cute peris.

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>>85674764
>>85674711
Everyone bow down to your one true goddess.

>>85674766
They may have just taken jasper home and then fucking invaded earth again with a second jasper and an emerald

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>>85674750
Peridot is for hug~~

>>85674766
Either
>They find her and take her back, which means that Jasper would never have been corrupted, would almost certainly remain an enemy, and would probably encourage Homeworld to invade Earth.
>They don't find her, everything goes as it would, and the Rubies return believing they've been lied to.

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>>85674788
That's this guy's job

>>85674744
Well I'm one of them but not all of them so its clearly not samefagging. Its almost like she's a good character and most people like her outside of lorefags who refuse to pay attention to anything that doesn't have a gem on it or in it.

>>85674784
I think rose showed us that all properly developed quartz soldiers are fucking morons

jasper would ask what the child's purpose was and end up signing it up for a gym membership and enrolling it in college

>>85674789
Damn I need to add unnecessary to the least of meme arguments against Connie that don't matter.

>>85674813
>Just two guys circle jerking confirmed
Liking Connie really is a low tier meme.

>>85674784
M...aybe. She knew enough about humans to take her helmet off before headbutting Steven. So she probably wouldn't headbutt a child.

>>85674618
>Turn off the bark
What does it mean, /sug/? What could be in store for our hero dogcopter?

>>85674744
Well I'm one of them but not all of them so its clearly not samefagging. Its almost like she's a good character and most people like her outside of lorefags who refuse to pay attention to anything that doesn't have a gem on it or in it.

>>85674750
>peridot will never ask you to give her a hands on demonstration of human mating

Why live

>>85674807
I kind of want someone to write an alternate version of Bubbled where Steven tells Eyeball EXACTLY what happened to Jasper during Earthlings.

>>85674807
>invade earth

you mean send another recon team to unbubble the cluster

the cluster is pretty important, you know, since it's a reusable planet-smashing geoweapon. just having it form near a planet could theoretically knock at least one of them into the nearest sun.

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PERIDOTS

ASSEMBLE

>>85674825
>properly developed
Are you implying Amethyst isn't a moron

>>85674830
I was posting connie too. we're at least 3

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE RUBIES

ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GOING TO PULL SOME DEUS EX MACHINA BULLSHIT?

IT'S BARELY TOLERABLE THAT WE HAVE TO ASSUME SOME FUTURE VISION BULLSHIT HELPED THEM FIND STEVEN IN THE VOID OF SPACE

>>85674854
I'm one too

>>85674848
Leggydot a cute.

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The downward spiral

>>85674838
"she became addicted to fusion"
"lies, jaspers are too strong for that" *unblinks knife*

>>85674518
Japser isn't like Big Boss. Big Boss was disillusioned by the governments that he felt betrayed him and other soldiers like they were expendable tools.

Jasper is fighting for the very thing Big Boss despises. Until she is redeemed, she is no diamond dog.

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>>85674855
I figured there'd be an episode where the gems go out and find them using the Red Eye

>>85674849
just a moron

not a fucking moron

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So... we gonna see more Quartz soldiers anytime soldier?

>>85674825
>jasper would ask what the child's purpose was and end up signing it up for a gym membership and enrolling it in college
>Jasper wants the baby to be healthy and explore higher education

Already a better mom than the Crystal Gems

>>85674827
>I need to add any possible argument against Connie to the meme file so no argument is valid
You keep doing you

>>85674855
The Rubies have a tracker that can lock on to gem energy. Its how they tracked down the gems to the barn. Which they literally stated in hit the diamond. Pay attention anon.

>>85674855
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE RUBIES
They'll float around Earth's Orbit for a bit, then crash down in various locations.

Except Eyeball. Eyeball is getting the Kars bad end. Her last thought, will be of the Pearl homeworld would have given her.

>>85674873
*anytime soon

>>85674766
>rubies find Jasper and try to take her back to homeworld
>Jasper says she doesn't want to go back and wants to find Lapis
>rubies take Jasper to the barn where Lapis is
>Jasper begs Lapis to fuse with her
>Jasper and Lapis fuse because Steven wasn't there yelling at both of them like in AAS
>Malachite murders everybody and then fucks off into the ocean

>>85674855
>Yellow diamond tells blue and white that the CG's are still alive
>They send a second wave
>Pick up the rubies on their way there

>>85674793
First for Peridot

who will be the next Townie Steven fuses with ?

>>85674897
Greg.

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>Lady of the sea
>happy as can be
>can't help but wonder
>if she'd be happier with me

>>85674870
>They also let steven drive
>"steven slow down"
>steven turns up the eurobeat
>somehow gets the rubyship sideways and plows straight through leggy, shattering her
>"Pearl, did you hear something?"
>"YES STEVEN"

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>>85674869
>Her mentor killed in a time of war
>Supposedly the perfect soldier
Eh, two out of three isn't bad. I was going more for a Venom Snake really.
>Out for revenge after losing comrades, home, and past
>grows horn in her head
>Entire life is suffering
She's more like a combined version of the two.

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>>85674888
I fucking wish!

>>85674888
What if Malachite fused with the Ruby Squad

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>>85674667
Elle?

>>85674875
Unnecessary is not an argument against a character. You could say everyone but Steven and an antagonist is unnecessary and you'd be technically correct. It'd be a boring as fuck show though.
Besides that Connie and Greg do not provide the same thing to Steven. Connie helps him grow into who he will be. Greg helps him piece together who his mother was along with Pearl and also where he came from.

>>85674900
she'd be sadder

way sadder

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>>85674900

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so how many conniefags we have here?

>>85674873
yes
they will sending two gems to earth one will be a rose quartz to fuck with their emotional states meanwhile the other will be an amethyst to replace amethyst as a spy

How did /co/ react to lul when the episode came out? I had to go to my friend's wedding. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

>>85674915
3 at most

>>85674915
Probably 2/35

>>85674888
Lapis wouldn't have fused with Jasper even if Steven hadn't been there. She chose not to fuse with her of her own volition.

>>85674750
Cold, obedient, with limb enhancers? Yes.
Autistic meme cat that acts like a little kid? No.

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>>85674832
>Jasper's Babysitting Service: I Won't Headbutt Your Child With A Helmet

I'm sold

>>85674917
>lul
?

steven + peri fusion when?

>>85674900
Well I've got two things she don't have.

Cable Television

And a penis.

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>>85674913
that was the exact picture I wanted to use but I couldn't find it in my folder

>>85674935
Her laugh is annoying too

Import poll, How many Connie fags here?
https://strawpoll.de/87d9ed4
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>>85674935
>Cold, obedient, with limb enhancers
Fucking reifags get the fuck out

>>85674938
Season 4 finale if we're lucky.

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got a present for all you lapisfags out there

A HOMEWORLD LAPIS

PERIDOT IS BEST GEM AND BEST WAIFU

REMOVE PORLS

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>>85674948
You've been having this argument for twenty fucking years

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>>85674848
>Commander Dot

NO NO IS TOO SEXY

>>85674956
It's a trapis!

>>85674946
Your poll is shit. I'm not a conniefag but I understand her importance to the show and Steven and enjoy her character.

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>>85674941
I have 140 pics in my Lappy folder

Not too shabby considering I only started liking her a week ago

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>>85674946
Only three Connie fags. Same fagging confirmed.

>>85674888
The best ending to Steven Universe. Lapis fucks off, Jasper gets her revenge, and all the CGs die before the Cluster unbubbles itself and blows up the Earth

>>85674961
And reifags have been consistently creepy as hell in wanting to fuck a god damned doll for 20 years

>>85674937
give me a minute

guess the internet missed it?

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>>85674973
A good start

I've got almost a thousand

>>85674979
TWENTY

FUCKING

YEARS

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>>85674985
I'll get there one day, I hope

>>85674971
Shut up Connie fag.

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>>85674979
>maybe if i share asuka's opinions she'll like me
>oh wait she won't because she's not real

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>>85674618
Fuck are there any drawfags around? Can I get pic related with pearl and Greg?

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>>85674997
maybe one day, you too can pick up the lady of the sea meme, as I took it up from the one before me, who took it up from the original guy

>>85675004
PLEASE

>>85674993
I'LL SAY IT ON MY FUCKING DEATHBED FUCKBOI JUST FUCKING WATCH ME
WANTING TO FUCK AN OBEDIENT DOLL WITH NO SOUL OF THE SELF INSERT PROTAGS MOM IS FUCKING CREEPY

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In the last episode Buddy knew all the CG's but Rose.
So Rose wasn't around during the shipwreck.
It also feels like the CG's didn't know of Roses whereabouts at the time.
If the gang new she was in the desert with a pride of lions, our lion would be much of a mystery to them.
So what do you think /sug/, why was Rose with the lions.
Was she there for the castle gem?
Was Our Lion told to hide there, so it could be found by the rest of the CG's?

>>85674956
It's just boy Lapis in Pearl's clothes.

Wow, a Connie fag went to their laptop just so they could vote twice. What a fucking loser.

>>85674983
Could you help a nigga out and explain what you are on about? I googled "give me a minute" and I got a song from 2008

>>85675023
>OBEDIENT DOLL WITH NO SOUL

DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW

NO YOU WERE TOO BUSY JERKING OFF TO ASUKA DUMBFUCK

>>85675008
will lapis freak out when she sees stevonnie for the first time?
will a lapis steven fusion be close behind?

>>85675025
She just liked them cause they had fluffy hair like her so she decided to hang out with them for a few years. Rose is a retard with no keikaku.

>>85675034
>>85675023
a tale as old as time
song as old as rhyme

when trying to understand how pearl stayed salty over rose for years, one need only look at asukafags who still don't get that rei is superior

Reminder, that no matter how you want it, Peri will not be able to shapeshift girl parts and engage in sexual with you.

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I've been workin' this graveshift and I ain't made shit
I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly past the sky
I've been workin' this graveshift and I ain't made shit
I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly past the sky

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>>85675008
I don't know if I'm worthy

I still like Jasper more, and I can't find it in myself to move on

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>>85675046
REIFAGS MAKE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Connie fags are voting twice.
Really guys? You really care that much?

>>85674973
>>85675008
Fuck, Lapis is really cute. 10/10 would waifu. I'm a perifag and like lapidot, so I guess what they say about lapidot shippers are true.

>>85675046
ASUKAFAGS

GET OFF MY BOARD

>>85675050
But how is that possible when asuka is better than rei in every way

>>85675053
Sheeeeeiiiiiiitttttt she got a mouth tho. Good enough for me.

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>it's a waifufagging's inevitable fall into eva shitposting episode

>>85675025
Maybe after the war she went off on a world tour? The gems could get to each other relatively easily with the warp gates, Rose just might not have been around during the rescue.

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>>85675066
I hate shipping but I hate Lapidot even more

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To Jasper. When I saw you rise like an ancient sea nymph, a white hot steel pierced the deepest artery of my being. You, you are a cardiac surgeon and I am your transplant patient and you stand poised over my chest, holding my still beating heart. Hesitating, waiting, wondering. So I implore you to join me for dinner, or maybe lunch if you wanna keep it casual, next Friday at the Crab Shack! I await your response as the camellia awaits the rise of the moon! 'Cause, you know, it only blooms at night and stuff.

Asuka? Rei? Both are irrelevant.

Shinji is best girl.

>>85675053
Even a smooth rock surface can be girl parts if you try hard enough.

>>85675063
>being this btfo by your own poll
Praise sucrose. May we get more connie episodes soon

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>>85675023
>>85675034
>>85675050
>>85675071
>>85675077
>not thinking Pen Pen is best everything
>just like not thinking Onion is best everything

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Do your worst and best /sug/ !!

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>>85674900
Keep up the good work. Love you, you torch bearer.

>>85675071
But how can asuka be better than rei when she's worse than rei?

l u l

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>>85675101

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>>85675088
>shinji
>not superior girl

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>>85675092
>Implying it isn't just one or two Conniefags who keep voting just to make themselves feel less alone
kek

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I wanna fuck Sachiel.

leaks in few hour?

>>85675141
last week it leaked early morning tuesday. come back in 24 hours

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We talking about Eva gems?

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Actual best girl coming the fuck through. Red>purple or blue.
>wanting to fuck humans

EVA IS SHIT

>>85675159
>can't post all my super fresh john cena webms that I spam YLYL threads with because no sound
:(

>watching eva

>>85674956
What would a homeworld kidney stone look like?

>>85675088
I found Rei II's progression from being an almost emotionless doll to having feelings was endearing but Misato was best girl

>>85675087
Kill yourself eyeball, Jasper only has eyes for Lapis and retarded dogs

Would Peridot be a good mother

>>85675181
A fat fuck in a jumpsuit

>>85675188
better than the other gems

>>85675188
No.

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>>85675085
I'm more of a "I want Lapis to sexually abuse and traumatize Peri" lapidot fag than a crazy romance shipper though. Is that better?

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>>85675186
Don't give up eyeball

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>>85675108

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>>85675186
you forgot Rose

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>>85674714

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>>85675188
yeah

>>85674907
Nah

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What if you could finally have your gem waifu but only if she was actually jamie?

mopethyst included

>>85675101
Doing that to Zuke's art just makes me realise how wonkier it is than I initially thought.

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>>85675205
Why would Lapis waste her time on relationships and trauma when she could live up to her full potential helping the CGs and Steven?

>>85675192
And the other two?

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>>85675205
>Lapis builds up sexual frustration after not being able to dom Jasper for so long
>One day she snaps
>She sexually assaults Peri all day and night
>She trains Peri as a personal fuck toy until Peri's mind snaps
>Peri is forever Lapis's slut

any good fanart of Lapidot Bands, Art Galleries, etc?

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>>85675108
l u l

deleted file and reposted because my edit was 1 pixel off and it pissed me off

>>85675234
feminine benis ?

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>>85675234
I wouldn't mind. Jamie's cute.

>>85675251
I would read this.

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>>85675211
Eyeball would just as easily drop the Jasper obsession for a newly issued Pearl.

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>>85674617

>>85675251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

would jamie's amethyst really but that different?

she'd still spend all her time

moping around

>>85675271
A Pearl would be her fancy servant dog, not her lover.

>>85675251
LAPISFAGS OUT

PERI IS NOT FOR FUG

>>85675271
Someone make this gif more [MENACING] please.

>>85675251
I know you aren't being serious, but it'd just be a waste of their potential

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>>85675060
to each their own, but if you ever find yourself a true Lapisfag, know you'll always have a legacy to take up

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>>85675308
Means a lot

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>>85674833
Anon, that's Time Square. That Dogcopter thing is a reference to the Broadway show "Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark"

>>85674618
>There's posters for Pepe's Burgers & Guacola
>Long before Drop Beat Dad
>The Pepe's sign is on the center screen
>The Guacola sign is shoved behind the broadway signs where it's hard to see
I love little shit like this in the show.

Looks like we also got
>Himitsu, obviously one of the car brands, not sure if it's any specific one.
>Sumy instead of Sony
>Larby's I assume, it could have a different first letter there. Either way, from the "SALE" sign and star I assume it's meant to be Macy's.
>"Dord" or "Doro" - not sure what it is, maybe some kind of movie about a door or something silly like that?
Can't read the one behind the building or really get anything from the Dance sign nor what's showing on the Sumy screen.

>>85675188
Eh in time maybe. Although she's more like a sister figure to Steven, we've seen her act pretty protective and caring about him a few times before.

can someone post that picture of steven explaining baiting to lapis?

>>85675243
Because she's a piece of shit.

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>>85675285
Peridot is most definitely for fug.

>>85675043
She has a keikaku, just not an elaborate one. It's "mix genetic material with humans as a hail Mary against Homeworld."

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>>85675251
Obligatory follow-up

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>>85675154
Maybe?

Tell me it's going to be okay, /sug/. I don't want to live without her.

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>>85675188
More important question. Would Peridot make a good wife?

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>>85675341
I can convert you
I can show you how great she really is

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Nowhere left to run

>>85675365
No thanks. I'm not delusional like you guys.

>>85675346
>>85675352
Next time, use the spoiler function.

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>>85675365

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>No Pearl of your very own

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So I've been thinking about Flappy Lappy...

How hard would it be to make a flappy bird clone?

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>>85675376

>the crystal gems will never walk in on you fucking peridot

How do you think Eyeball would treat her Pearl?

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>>85675383
>>No Pearl of your very own

>>85675393
Why live

>>85674848
So, they just form a bigger nerd? Able to file 5x more reports! Perform routine maintenance 5x faster?

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Post thicc cosplays and beyond

>>85675384
Lappy Bird

>>85675157
Asuka is literal shit. She's the pearl of EVA.

/sug/ sings over or no? Was super busy

>>85675435
Yeah, I've got no idea where the finished product is though, I want to hear it

>>85675365
>dead in the water storywise
>worst written gem by far
>grade a cunt
>90% of her appeal is her looks
You can't deny that she only exists to act as shipping fodder and wafubit anon. Lapis a shit and you know it.

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Who is best husbando and why is it Kevin?

>>85675430
That's not asuka
Thats EVA 002 the objectively sexiest EVA
Reifags only like Rei because they want a docile weakwilled person who won't ever challenge them. If you like Rei you also like Triss and want an idyllic fake relationship that only ever exists in your head. If you like Asuka you also like Yen and accept that people are flawed but at least they are real people you can love and care for.

>>85675455
>>85675435
It was terrible. It was a jumbled mess of off key off tempo randos.
Would much rather have a /sug/ sings their favorite verse of a song or something.

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>>85675471
>TWENTY
>FUCKING
>YEARS

>>85675482
I still wanna hear it though

I was in it, after all

>>85675463
You hit the nail on the head with that one, anon, half of the reason I like her is looks and the other half is her immense potential

I care very little for her besides that

>>85675384
Someone made one of peridot a long time ago. The pipes were stacks of mountain dew cans.

Who is your favorite EVA girl?

Who is your favorite gem?

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>>85675489

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>>85674536
I want to lick her bare brown feet while Steven watches and can do nothing but finger his gem in jealousy

>>85675516
>asuka
>jasper

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What's up with people still drawing Peri as a guy even after she was revealed to be a curvy midget? Limb enhancer Peri I can understand. After small Peri's debut, I thought all those dude Peri artists dropped off the face of the earth.

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>>85675516
Maya Ibuku.
But really you mean Rei or Asuka so Asuka.
Peridot.

>>85675537
Autism that's what

>>85675537
Her clenched fist looks like an asshole

>>85675537
Something tells me it might be a fetish. I know it's an odd assumption for fandom art about a children's cartoon, but I think it might have merit.

>>85675537
Because rule 63 I guess.
Or artists wants a husbando.

>>85675523
>thumbnail
>autism
>tripfag
>ntr
Congrats you just became as annoying as Misha in one post. Filtered

>>85675518
>"By Grabthar's hammer... by the suns of Worvan... you shall be avenged."
>PearlLipWibble.gif

Is this still a feminazi show or has Sugar finally added male gems?

Steven is a hybrid gem.

Steven is his own mother, who got turned into a little boy, and is currently learning how to become a woman.

>>85675578
Pathetic bait desu

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>>85675578

>>85675578
>has Sugar finally added male gems
yes

>>85675578
OUT

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>>85675578

>>85675516
Ritsuko and Pearl
Fuck Rei and Asuka

>>85675578
Right on the money honey

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>>85675552
The artists are usually guys though. They project onto her pretty hard I guess.

>>85675623
>The artists are usually guys though. They project onto her pretty hard I guess.

Or they might want a husbando.

>>85675578
Bismuth is male.

>>85675516
Shinji's hand

Maybe Jasper.

>>85675578
who said you can come into my general and interrupt my shitposting with your logic? i don't want to have a meaningful discussion about the show. i just want to shitpost about my waifu peridot. now get the fuck out of here and never come back. if i even catch you lurking here i'll dox you

>>85675623
That would explain a lot about this ship's art, now that I think about it

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>>85675635
You're so fucked up.

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>>85675636
>he's resorted to samefagging

>>85675516
Misato and Jasper.
The children in that show suck.

>>85675578
>not posting lewd peridot pics
kys

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>>85675101

>>85675623
lapidot really is just peridotfags self inserting themselves into a relationship with their waifu Lapis

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>>85675676
It's so hilariously true

>>85675676
It's the opposite for me. I like to imagine I'm Lapis fucking Peri.

>>85675676
I just think the pairing is cute.

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>>85675578
you must a faggot if you want a male gem for your husbando

>>85675698
paedos please go

>>85675676
I blame zuke

>>85674848

She's a big clod.

>>85675676
... I like them separately.

If I wanted to project with Lapis, it would be her and Steven.

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>>85675706
>>85675597
>>85675592
>>85675588
>>85675584
>They have no response except bait and waifu meme.

SU truly is MLP fanbase 2.0.

>>85675736
here's another well-deserved (you)
:)

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>>85675745
>Not OP

>>85675736
really makes you think

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POST
MARTHA

>>85675782
talk about a shit waifu

>>85675782
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

>>85675696
WIND UP THEM HAMMERS BOYS

>>85675782
What's up with her and fishes

>>85675698
What a coincidence, I like to imagine I'm Peri being fucked hard by Lapis with a side of CBT.

>>85675795
That's her name dummy.

>>85675813
is a meme from the batman v superman film

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>>85674632
>tfw Connie is a Gerudo warrior.

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>>85675819
Enough people saw that movie to make memes from it?

>>85675819
You actually saw that movie?

>>85675578
you're just salty that you men are finally getting a taste of your own medicine. social justice has been served

>>85675837
>>85675848
I only now it because I watched a movie sins vid about it
it looked p shit

>>85675848
not him but I didn't see the movie and I still know that meme

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>>85675832
Connie is piccolo you fuck.

>>85675853
Cinemasins is pretty cool

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>>85675863
>all those action shots
>that one still where he gets his drivers liscense

the lack of waifus and gemsonas is disappointing :^(

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Would lapis be cheerful and not as depressed in a momswap au

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>>85675897
You're under arrest for not contributing to the decline of the image limit

>>85675897
we used to post more, but we ended up getting sent to the >>>/trash/

>>85675926
she would basically be Pearl

fine and cheerful most of the time but sometimes she would be extremely depressed