Would you be willing to raise a kryptonian baby, if one crashed

>>85657491
Would I be allowed to fuck it?

I can't even raise myself.

>>85657491
Yeah and we'd rule the universe.

>>85657594

>>85657604
this is the only correct answer

Would breastfeeding remove the nipple or would there be other such hazards? Don't want to die

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Yes. A few years later, the warped values I would have taught her would condition her to love me. With sex.

>>85661052
Yeah, pretty much this.
Is it Stockholm Syndrome if you're all they've ever known?

I probably would, though I'm sure he/she would accidentally kill me with it's heat vision or something.

>>85657491
Harboring illegal aliens is a crime. Send it back to where it came from, or in a couple of years we'll be dealing with thousands of illegal Mexicans crashing from space too.