Moana >female lead is POC >love interest is fat and hairy

What makes you think maui Is the love interest?

>>85630190
Moana is underage and The Rock is a demigod, there isnt going to be a romance

>>85630190
Its already been said that there won't be any romance.

>>85630223
Didn't stop John Smith from "painting the colors of the wind" with pocahontas.

its just a kids movie faggo

>>85630190
>Implying Maui isn't the villain.

>>85630261
But there's a girl and a guy and they're standing next to each other
They HAVE to fuck, wouldn't make sense otherwise

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>Maui
>Love interest

That's like thinking the innkeeper was a potential love interest for Rapunzel.

>>85630393
Was the innkeeper a main character?

>>85630393
>Hookhand is going to be a recurring character in the TV show.
>So is Hookhand's brother, Hookfoot.

>>85630329
You know thinking like this is what causes most of us to not have female friends

>>85630393
Innkeeper wasn't a main character nor was he on posters alongside Rapunzel. fuck off

>>85630318
Knowing Disney, its probably going to be the pig.

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>>85630190
>love interest is thin and has great hair

Are you implying that Maui doesn't have great hair?

>>85630936
His gorilla face kinda takes away any attention elsewhere on his body

>>85630393
He wasn't the innkeeper.

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>>85630870
Actually it's a giant crab voiced by Jemaine Clement

>>85631788
Why did they make that crab a modern day rapper

>>85630190
>POC
Get the fuck out of here and go back to tumblr

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What's with all the stupid threads, today?

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>>85631925

it's the island, ya morons. angry at some settlers because muh wood. or something.

another pro-environmental garbage movie.

>>85632094
>pro-environmental
>garbage
Hello BP

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>>85632134

fine, it's gonna have pretty water and lava.

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>>85630190
please just go back to /pol/

>>85632094
>nature is the bad guy
>pro-environmental movie

Although I'm wondering if it's going to riff on Polynesian mythology have the forces of nature be regarded as deities. Lava woman could very likely be a version of Pele, the volcano goddess.

That could get pretty interesting considering that Maui is supposed to be a demigod.

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>>85630574
Evidently, not thinking like that causes you to not get as much sex as you'd like.

>>85630190
There are literally news articles about how she's not going to have a love interest (yes, it's been confirmed). Even if she was, it would never be Maui unless Disney wanted to be known as pedophiles.

>>85631988
I noticed this. All the more since I've been gone a week or two and come back to all this.

>>85631788
I doubt he's THE villain. It sounds like he's just one of many obstacles they face.

>>85630190
Maui is a demigod sidekick, definitely not the love interest.
I though Disney had confirmed that Moana won't have a love interest in the film?

>>85630190
>fat and hairy

Nice bait,tripfag. Go back to your sewer.

>>85630190
Different cultures have different beauty standards. Some people like willowy Horsemen other people like giant behemoths.