>no propane tanks YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT YOU FUCKING

>>85595660
Wasn't that the episode where he was suffering from PTSD after that explosion in Mega-Lo-Mart?

Plus, I use Applewood when I'm grilling, it's better.

>>85595728
No, it isn't. He still used propane in that episode anyways.

>I use Applewood when I'm grilling, it's better
time for you to taste the meat and not the hear.

Sometimes you gotta kick a baby in the mouth and vomit.

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>>85595861
Well that's a very clever analogy.

>>85595852
>Not the HEAT.
Fixed it for you.

>>85595660
He also said Khan's burger is the best burger he ever had, which was grilled with charcoal.

Charcoal is objectively better than propane.

>>85596813
I just asked my mother she said propane is better.
Are you calling ny mother a liar faggot

>>85597513
I dont know if he is but I sure as hell am, your mom is dumb as shit.
Considering you were probably raised by an early gen millennial, you fucking fetus.

>>85596813
>My dirt burger sure tastes better than your burger.

>>85597574
>my dirt burger sure tastes better than your gas coated burger.

Hank was right about one thing: People who order steaks well-done are wrong and need to leave.

>>85597729
I have no idea what the hell any of those terms mean, is well-done the "burnt as shit" one or the "still covered in disease-riddled-blood" one?

>>85597783
The former, the latter is considered "rare". If you ask for a steak well-done, likely you'll be getting a pretty shit cut, because no chef is gonna burn a prime cut to a crisp.

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>>85597783
Medium rare is the optimal steak. Medium is okay for hypochondriacs. Anything more burnt than that and you should have just ordered a hamburger.

>>85597850
If there is any pink left in your meat its undercooked

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>>85598574
>this fucking faggot doesn't understand steak SCIENCE

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The steak fags have arrived. Time to kill them all via aneurysm.

>>85597850
I never ordered steak before.
Whats the optimum choice?

>>85598665
medium rare is usually preferred. medium is fine too

>>85598574
Oh wow. Geez.

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>>85598656

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>>85598656
>friend is filthy rich
>get invited on vacation with his family
>one night get taken to The Palm
>"get whatever you want!"
>ohshitohshitohshit
>giant prime rib medium rare cooked fucking immaculately and a giant loaded potato
>friend orders shrimp cocktail
>friend's dad orders NY Strip well done with ketchup
>mfw

>>85598892
Did he comment on your steak and at any point use the word "undercooked"?

>>85598687
this, but with ketchup.

Why do Americans eat raw meat?

>>85598926
because its more delicious that way

>>85597574
If you grill with propane you're not grilling, might as well drag your oven outside, tastes the same.

>>85598915
No, they don't really comment on what other people eat/order, but their taste in food is terrible.

They don't just put ketchup on ruined steak, they put it on everything. Steak, chicken, fish, pizza, potatoes, fucking everything.

>>85595660
King of the Hill actually taught me a lot about propane. Which only help me out one time, I was working as a cashier at Walmart. One day I had to cover the register in the back are which sold propane.
>Lady ask why it's so heavy. Tell her it's a liquid that turns into a gas.
>See costumer grabbing it by the valve. Tell them not to might cause a leak, ect.
>Basically I just parroted King if the Hill all day

>>85598992
To be fair, ketchup goes good with lots of stuff (eggs and anything potato related, for one), but I cannot fathom what dark forces would compel someone to put it on fish. That's just a crime upon nature right there.

>>85596813
Aren't Hank's burgers canon bland because he uses propane?

>>85599638
No, they're canon bland because Hank is bland.

>>85599638
They're bland because they aren't well done.

>>85595660
>>85595728
>Not smoking your burger with cherrywood

>>85597677
That's not how it works you fucking uneducated retard.

>>85598926
Because the beef we buy from local ranchers/butchers is the purest in the world. I also live in Montana

>>85599874
>purest
>LOL THE BEEF WILL JUST NOT HAVE PARASITES BECAUSE MURICA STRONK
Your death will be humoring.

>>85599894
Because we actually clean our neat properly before handling it, Pajeet.

>>85598926
Same reason Europeans consider raw ground up meat a delicacy: some are just fucking stupid.

>>85598574
You realize that after being on the grill at that heat, the blood and anything in it has denatured right?

Of course you don't because science is hard for you.

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Charcoal, propane, both are inferior to smoking.

>>85598665
>I never ordered steak before.
How is that possible.
You've never eaten steak before?

>>85595852
Come on even Hank knows wood smoking is superior. Even has Bobby help Bill build a wood stove for ribs That give Hank an orgasm.

>>85597850
The perfect steak is rare, not medium rare.
In rare, the core is still fully pink and therefore has a bit of chewiness left.
You don't want to the steak to be homogeneous in texture all the way through.

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What would Hank think of this burger?

>>85600520
see
>>85595861

>>85599129
Its a gas at room temperature/pressure, but gases stored at pressure liquidize, because that's what happens to a gas under enough pressure.

>>85599240
Fried fish... mostly because its fried.

But, it is a vinegar based preserve.

>>85599638
and he cooks them all medium.

a good burger should be browned on the outside and then pink on the inside.

Hank just cooks them slow and low until it is all grey

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>>85601837
>a good burger should be browned on the outside and then pink on the inside.


Like this?

Cook them all the way through, you morons

>>85601837
Hamburgers are ground meat, not steak. You don't fucking cook them partway through because unlike steak, the insides have been exposed to germs and bacteria and shit and it will make you sick. Never cook ground meat "medium".

Propane leaves me feeling coald.

>>85599240
I had a friend that put ketchup on his fucking soup!

And tangentially related, but the same friend also mixes McDonalds' fries with their Sunday ice cream and it's pretty good, kinda tastes like cake

>>85602147
Potatoes have to be the one food that can go with everything.

>>85601950
that shit isnt even cooked, needs to sit on the grill for a little longer

>>85601837
retard

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>>85598926
>Why do humans eat raw meat?

>>85602163
Well it's good with meat. It's a starchy food, and they compliment meat very well. Bread, chips, potatoes, any of that will do.

>>85602180
There is some support for the so called paleo diet being healthier.

Though, the real answer is, as with any other food, because it tastes good to the person who is consuming it.

>>85602228
But the paleo diet is dumb as all fuck unless you are eating specifically what YOUR ancestors were eating, not just what all ancient humans eat.

I doubt you'd survive an Eskimo paleo-diet of rotten meat fermented in seal blubber.

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>>85598656
Reminder that Superman is a super pleb.

>>85597729
You ask politely yet firmly to leave...

>>85598926
>>85599894
>death, from common intestinal tapeworms.

You arn't going to be catching trichinosis from bloody beef or lamb!

Properly done pork is cooked for hours to prevent any muscular parasites from slipping through (and because it tastes fucking delicious if you do it right) if you've somehow gotten to cooking bear then just remember to treat it like pork and don't eat the liver.

Meanwhile only Asians and weaboo hipsters eat undercooked fish (hello liver flukes.)

>>85602304
Just a ruse to make Clark look like a doofus.

He probably spits the ketchup into space in the blink of an eye.

>>85601950
That's more red than pink. Put it back on the grill.

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>>85599240
Well if it's ketchup/sriracha blend I can understand

>>85599240
>ketchup going with eggs

I'll never understand this. It just completely overpowers the taste of the egg so you're left chewing ketchup, while also not doing anything interesting with the texture and cooling the egg down.

It goes good with fries because of how the hot crispyness contrasts with the cooler ketchup, which is why it's always best with fresh fries that are too hot to put in your mouth without the cooling balm of ketchup, but putting it on a non-crispy thing like eggs or potato mash is fucking horrible.

>>85602304
He's clearly trolling the shit out of her to further his Clark Kent role.

Nobody would ever believe Superman would do that.

>>85602411
>and don't eat the liver.

Why not?

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>>85602411


>he doesnt eat both BEEF and PORK raw


Chilean crudo and German Mett are great you pleb

>>85602439
Na, he super cools his tounge by breathing and wraps it around the ketchup freezing it to prevent it from contaminating his pallet. Then he just swallows the ketchup while moving his tounge on the roof of his mouth super fast to ensure proper steak/mouth warmth for optimal flavor. He does this all in less that the blink of an eye.

>>85602576
>Yuropeens call out Muricans eating raw meat
>Go full reverse and say raw meat is good
Stop being so ass-backwards

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>>85602576
>Chilean

>>85599240
grilled cheese with ketchup is also surprisingly great

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>>85602494
I find the times I have it with eggs is if the egg already has no flavor so it isn't just a warm, flavorless jello in my mouth.

Usually that mass cooked shit with nothing in it they serve at a complimentary breakfast in larger hotel chains and restaurants that serve it as a side dish.

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>>85602169
>>85602446
What about this one?

>>85602494
The tang of ketchup bring out the salty savory flavor of properly cooked eggs. It's also an Island thing, same as putting ketchup on rice.

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>>85602768
>It's also an Island thing, same as putting ketchup on rice.

>>85602647
It's better with tomato soup than 'chup.

>>85602768
>putting ketchup on rice.

Fuck that's even worse. Ketchup was a mistake. Humanity clearly can't handle the responsibilities that come with it.

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>>85602789
>>85602807
Look man I can't explain it. It's not something you'd understand unless you got a brown person in the family. A little ketchup on the rice. It happens and it ain't bad. Try it once, don't go overboard just give it a light layer. Mix it up, you'll probably like it.

>>85598574
I mean, yeah. That's the point. The undercooked center is what people like.

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>>85597850
All of those steaks look fucking gross dude. I wouldn't eat any of them.

This is perfectly cooked steak.

>>85602858
>just give it a light layer. Mix it up, you'll probably like it.

THEM'S MISCEEGENEATED!

>>85598574
I remember hearing that medium rare is actually good to have if it's something like steak.

Ground meat products like burgers on the other hand are apparently not.

>>85602948
Hey that fried shit off your stock photo meat degenerate scum

>>85596679
>Fixed it for you.
Everyone knew what he meant. You don't have to correct it.

>>85603071
I've actually eaten that dish. Theyre fried onion straws. Its delicious.

Oh man, I love /co/ck/ threads.

>>85602948
Take that high gamma filter off you fucking pleb.

>>85595660
They once had an episode that involved septic tanks, and then a different episode in which they lost a snake in the sewer.

>>85603164
>not having your toilet connected to a septic tank while the waste-water from everything else goes into the sewer

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evening lads

>>85603214
The toilet is how the snake entered the sewer.

>>85603256
Only the poo flushes go in the septic. The pee ones go in the sewer with the water. The snake obviously worked its way through the directional valve.

>>85602556
A nasty case of hyperviminosis + metal poisoning.

Bear livers (particularly arctic bears) concentrate shitloads of vitamin A from their highly carnivorous diet, livers also serve to concentrate heavy metals and other toxins from the blood for processing and excretion (mercury and arsenic from fish heavy and seal heavy diets.)

>>85603327
Sounds pretty ridiculous. I'm fairly sure nobody bothers with this kind of arrangement anywhere in Texas.

>>85603430
You need it if you live at higher altitudes. Same with putting more flour in baking recipes.

>>85603230
That's the sort of thing I'd eat it I was in a rut and lost my sense of taste.

>>85602228
paleo isn't healthier.

cooking food is like partially digesting it. Which gives humans more access to the contents of the food.

>>85598926
Pretty sure that's not exclusive to Americans

>>85603103
If you need anthing on the meat after it comes off the grill, you have failed.

>>85597850
Jesus just looking at that Very Well Done meat makes my jaw sore.

That shit is always chewy in the worst way.

>>85603230
I can only imagine this meal being eaten by a depressed person.

Anon are you okay?

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>Company lunch.
>Everyone gets curry
>Hear someone wanting ketchup
Is this really a thing?

There some niche of people that want...ketchup curry?

>>85604969
A Ketchurry sounds like something that would be a legitimate item on the menu in Scotland.

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>>85603230
>Overcooked meat
>Sliced bananas
>Ketchup
>Milk

Either lazy hack or extremely depressed.

>>85604969
Yeah it's called currywurst and it is tasty as fuck

>>85602411
>common intestinal tapeworms.
This phrase amuses me far more than it should.

>>85602751
>>85601950
>>>/ck/ and stay there

>>85603378
So if you were on the starvation threshold for a long time and suffering from vitamin deficiencies because of it would a bear liver perk you up like you wouldn't believe? Or would it still just fuck you up?

Not counting the mercury and arsenic poisoning.

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>>85596679
>fixed it for you.
oh thank god, how would i have known what he had meant if you hadn't come along?

>>85601837
>a good burger should be browned on the outside and then pink on the inside.
Anon. Ground meat needs to be cooked all the way through.

>>85602751
>>85600520
>>85601950
why hasn't jack died of salmonella yet

>>85606878
The cancer cancels it out.

>>85606779
Probably the latter. The shock from getting a whole lot too fast can screw you up bad.


It's why people who have been starving aren't fed everything they need in one go. They are first given thin broths with more rich food slowly added over time.

>>85607062
Wait, that's why you start with broth? I thought that was due to the broth being easily digested, so that the body isn't wasting energy on digesting a huge hunk of meat when it's already running on borrowed energy, and so the big meal doesn't fuck up the shrunk stomach and stuff. I figured the broth itself was made to be as reasonably rich as broth can be made.

>>85607258
That too, but point being, when your body gets deprived of a nutrient, it has to slowly be reintroduced to the stuff or it'll floor you.

>>85606878
Protected by our Lord Jesus Christ.

>>85598621
>posts picture of ruski
>to frantically defend western ideologies

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>>85598574
How do you look yourself in the mirror each morning?

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>>85607507
>Proper cooking is an ideology and not a science

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>>85607603
>post the most ironic gif in history featuring one of the greatest professional idiots of our time
fitting

>/co/ what's going on? You're talking like your girlfriend again, it's wierd.

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>>85602576

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>>85607672
>deflecting this hard

Oh look, it's the yankee food snob brigade, back at it.

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>>85607678
/CO/ has a waifu not a girlfriend.

>>85599870
hank hill detected

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>>85604969

I had a philipeeno friend in school, and several times when i would visit his house and spend the night his family would have dinner and eat white rice, which is fine, but they would squirt ketchup onto it

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>>85607727
>deflecting by claiming that I am deflecting
Just like the quote, the ignorant cannot comprehend how little they know about the world. Dawkin's claim fundamentally shows that he is one with such mindset; as all stupid people (like him) really cannot process in their little minds how closed they are to the world, and so, whenever anyone challenges their ideology, they can only resort to ridicule the opposition with vague, baseless claims and buzzwords, and are quick to develop defensive mechanisms as their inferiority complex grows more and more every time, which in turn increases their arrogance and likelihood to engage in such behavior, just like Dawkins and every internet atheist/christian//pol/tard/SJW does.
To directly answer your claim, if you desire so and have been unable to infer from my previous reply: no, there's no such thing as " the science of proper cooking" like you imply it to be; there may be a thing with that name, but it only goes as far at what has more chances of making people sick, we call that an application of medicine; which, technically speaking, is not a science, but an application of it.

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>>85608185
>Call it Western ideology.
>Then deflect by shitposting.
>Now you tl;dr with more pointless shit

Never touch a stove.

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>>85608345
My mistake

>>85598574
Ima break it down for you.

See, meat doesn't taste good cooked. You're meant to eat it raw. Steak CAN be eaten nearly raw because the harmful food borne bacteria only live on the surface of the meat. There's a thing called blue steak where you just sear each side for 5 seconds and serve. It's pretty good.

You can't do the same with ground meat because in grinding it, the outer surface has now touched every part of the inner surface and it's a clusterfuck of bacteria. So you HAVE to mostly cook your burgers.

>>85609151
Oh and this doesn't apply to chicken or pork.

And fish can be eaten raw regardless.

>>85606878
Well it's a gamble. You're only going to get salmonella if the meat has salmonella in it. You can eat raw chicken all day every day and it PROBABLY won't be contaminated. Until you get to the one that is.

>>85609229
>And fish can be eaten raw regardless.

Nooooooope.

>>85598665
The redder the better, anon.
If you're squeamish med-rare is okay.
Medium may as well be well-done.

>>85607877
Tomato sauce and white rice is pretty damn tasty.

>>85598574
The meat is supposed to be pink. The Grey/Brown part is burnt. You intentionally burn the surface of the meat to kill bacteria and trap the juices inside. If the whole steak looks like that, it means you've seared the whole damn steak.

>>85602304
I really like that 4th panel

>>85609151
Oh i know its safe it just tastes like shit.

>>85602180
>>85602576
Raw is fucking great. I love the taste of bloody steak.

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/thread

>>85601837
>a good burger should be pink on the outside, brown on the inside

fixed that for you

>>85599874
This. Nothing beats fresh, grass fed beef with just salt and pepper.

>>85599874
Argentinean, uruguayan and Australian standard beef is as good and "pure".

>>85606878
Because jack is no longer human. He's a chaos demon under alliance to nurgle, harbringer of pestilence.

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To be honest it's not how you cook it, it's the quality of the meat you cook.

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>>85612164
>Quality of meat
I'mma have to say no. If you're good at what you do, you can make good out of anything you have regardless of quality.

>>85602228

Paleo has fuck all to do with it being cooked.

It's about removing wheat and grains from your diet pool.

It doesn't work magic because it's some caveman diet, it works because you are cutting out easily digestible carbs.

It's why paleo also cuts out white potatoes in alot of diet books but not sweet potatoes.

>>85612241
he was joking, you mong. Animal heads were garbage meat and then peasants learned how to cook them into something wonderful.