I've been real busy these past few months: What's

>>85587992
Getting shipped with Miles everywhere but her own book.

>you will nevet marry a girl like Kamala because you are a western infidel

Why are muslim girls the hardest to date?

>>85587992
Bruno just died so she'll probably hook up with Mike in their grief

>>85588104
Wilson did the ship bait in the avengers annual

How about you just read the comic?

>>85588257
Because they come from a backwards and inhuman culture?

>>85588434
But there it was a case of Miles clearly being interested in her when she doesnt see him that way.

>>85588637
>Reading comics

>>85587992
Carol put her in charge of some teenage cadets and she let them get all fascist. Bruno died because of it and now she's probably going to blame Carol?

Also Zoey turned out to be lesbian and she's got a crush on Nakia.

>>85589960
>Lesbian crushes
I think we all know this is going but Haram.

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>>85588257
>tfw you wake up one day with some serious brown fever
>tfw you're a devout Christian
>tfw you're black

This is basically the Dante Must Die mode of dating.

>>85589960
>tfw Kamala is such a beta than Zoey bypassed her directly to go Nakia for some Haram action...

>>85589277
Miles can move on from that now that Gwen's got a thirst for him

>>85587992
>Is she still getting cucked?


She never got cucked. She told Bruno to move on, so he did. And she's moved on to Miles.

>>85590159
You know there are Arab and Indian Christians, right? They're just a bit rare, although Christianity is slowly growing in India.

>>85589960
>Bruno died because of it

Goddammit I just started reading the comics today.

>>85588668
>and inhuman
Please do not insult Inhumans.

It's been good up until these CWII tie-ins. Holy shit are they bad.

>>85588104
>>85588434
The ship has been sunk, it's 100% one sided.

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>>85590274
I know they exist, but even if you manage to find a Westernized 2nd generation Christian Arabian girl, you'll also need to find one who's family is either also Christian, or okay with dating outside the family religion AND race, OR a girl who's excommunicated herself from her family, because Arabs/Indians are racist as hell towards other races. ESPECIALLY Blacks.

We're talking like, one in a thousand here, and then they also have to be single and reasonably attractive, which jumps it up to one in a million. There's just too many variables, man.

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>>85590287
NAIDF pls go Inhumans a shit

>>85591009
Which Arabs are these?

I'm black and I've never gotten shit from Arabs

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Sam Alexander/Kamala OTP.

>>85591009
You could move to a meme city like Montreal or Austin to drastically increase your chances

>>85590286
we dont know for sure if hes dead but hes totally dead god damnit ;_;

>>85587992
>bruno is kill
fuck i was about to undrop this book.

>>85591131
no we ship Sam and Viv now

>>85591130
It's the traditional ones. They may be cordial to you at a face level, but they'd never let you into their family. They're vehemently against race mixing as a culture, with whites being somewhat of an exception but still heavily frowned upon. Blacks aren't even in the equation, as we're pretty much seen as disgusting. Hell, even their Quran shittalks us.
"Ishaq:243 [9:61]: If a black man comes to you his heart is more gross than a donkey’s."

Non religious or non-traditionalists Arabs may be somewhat exempt from this, but the stigma is still there. I've heard that some Arabs who attempt to date outside their race run the risk of being excommunicated from their families if they find out, so things can get pretty crazy.

>Mia Khalifa plays Ms. Marvel in the porn parody
Yes or no?

Would Kamala's parents even approve of Miles or Sam?

>>85591837
I'm so tired of her. God, can't we find one other muslim looking woman for porn?

>>85588104
>>85588434
THIS IS WORSE THEN THE MISS MARVEL X ANGR SHIPING

>>85592166
>Shipfags being the worst
What else is new?

>>85592105
Oddly enough pornography is the kind of thing that muslims object to.

>>85592105

They murder women for getting into porn. Is it really a surprise that there is such a shortage of Muslim pornstars?

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>>85592048
How long till she's shipped with Young Cyclops? Hell, how long till Emma is shipped with Young Cyclops

>>85587992
>Is she still getting cucked?
Is she married to an adulterer?

>>85591131
You know he'll be gone long before she stops hating him, right?

>>85592277
I'm pretty sure they'll get together to end the war

>>85590251
Miles doesn't have to settle with 1 girl though. That's what beings alpha is all about. Best spiderman gets all the best girls

You know, I thought Ms. Marvel would be extremely tumblr pandering and obnoxious to read, but its actually a really fun read.

>>85587992
She's the one who turned down Bruno because of stupid reasons. Bruno moved on and found someone else.

It's Kamala's autistic and selfish thought for wanting him to be a lonely friend-zoned puppy.

>>85592105
I thought she was grew up Catholic?

>>85589960
That redhead is cute though

>>85590251
Which Gwen?

>>85592950
Yeah but she's muslim looking, which is what I mean. Mia is in anything muslim porn related because no muslims actually do it. No one else of her ethnicity or at least looks like it does any god damn porn apparently.

>>85590159
I know that feel. I've had it for almost a decade.

>>85588349
Eh, Bruno will be fine. He had a mini-nuke reactor go off in his hand and didn't even so much as get a sunburn.

>>85589960
lmao did they really kill off bruno because of an event tie in?

>>85590159
no anon

dmd is at least doable
your thing?
its fucking impossible unless they stop reading "the pedos guide to lying during the idiot age"

>>85588104
But isn't miles getting shipped with Gwenpool? I think that's more Love Triangle than cucking so far.

>>85591130
>>85591811

Pretty much all of them except the North african ones. Specifically egyptians, the non christian lebanese, the Suadis. And I'd include syrians, persians and pashtun in "commonly hating black people".

On the more tolerant side is usually people like the north africans, and the westernized people like the modern turks, the christian lebs and egyptians and the like. .

>>85592048
I think they would be unhappy but accepting. The brothers at the mosque would not be so tolerant.

>>85595424
They killed Laura's little sister this week with tie-in bullshit too

Fuck events forever.

>>85595507

Miles likes Kamala, Gwen likes Miles.

It's more a one sided circle of crushes than a triangle

>>85595670
It's a hum,an centipede of shipping.

>>85595633
>Fuck events forever.
This. New Avengers is also getting constantly fucked up by this shit. We had half an issue of the new status quo after the last pointless crossover before we're forced into a new one.

>>85595806

Yeah, and this is why DC is doing better. They still have events, but it doesn't MAJORLY fuck up the other comic books that are running. Like, the Darkseid War itself was a big event, but even that was contained mostly in the Justice League book. The fallout is sort of different, but still, this is why Marvel is so fucked up. They make these events and have to have most of the ongoings partake in them when it just makes no sense for most of the ongoings to be involved in it. Like, why do the Guardians of the Galaxy need to partake in some stupid shit that's going on in Earth? Why would Sam even care about Ulysses when he can just go into space and save alien lives instead?

That's why the Annihilation event was so good. It was thoroughly contained, and it added more flavor to marvel instead of limiting what the writers needed to do and needing to find a way to have their unrelated ongoings coincide with the event.

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>>85588104
Just a reminder that Miles knows the only true ship is a trio

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The new issue comes out this week right? Will her smile be protected?

>>85587992
kamala is a terrorist.

>>85589960
And what happened to the fat girl?

>>85591009
I believe in you! Remember! Hope is always the second to last thing that dies within us! The last is our liver.

>>85591811
>85591811
>"Ishaq:243 [9:61]: If a black man comes to you his heart is more gross than a donkey’s."
Goddamn!

>>85591811
You're misinterpreting the text.

In this context they are speaking of disbelievers in which they are described as having black hearts. When it says black man it actually speaks of the faces of the inhabitants of the Hellfire which will be blackened because of their sins and disbelief.

>>85598160
yes because no one in history has ever died because some dumb fuck misinterpreted some words in a book and convinced a fanatical following that it's gospel...

Did the hedgehog with the hulk hands ever show up?

>>85598187
I can see where you're coming from.

But Islam itself quite clearly disavows racism. That's not to say that there aren't racist Arabs. Because there are. But not all Muslims are Arab and not all Arabs are Muslims.

>>85598029
Donkeys are hard-working loyal creatures with huge cocks, it's meant to be a compliment

>>85598422
Not to mention very attractive to the average Muslim.

>>85598277
>>85598160
Yeah, the Koran doesn't really get into the nitty gritty of race relations. It keeps it simple with believer and non-believer.
>"I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
Mind explaining how I misinterpreted that one?

>>85598779
I'm not a Muslim.

I've never said that I agree with what is said in the Quran. I'm only saying that from what I understand of Islam from my own personal research, is that he's misinterpreting that specific passage.

>>85592604

You haven't read the book where she loses her shit on fanfiction? Hell she'd literally go jihadi if she even read /co/. Personally I want her to visit /pol/ then run over to Tumblr and find out both hate her guts and she just explodes.

>>85599594
But she herself writes fanfiction with bizarre pairings

bumping for cute kamalas

>>85599671
Yeah, but she´s the only (self-acclaimed) fan-fic writer that knows what she is talking about. WE know that Miles and Coulson exist, but she doesn´t.

>>85599671

That was in fact the joke. Kamala used to write a lot of fanfiction of the Avengers, but now she actually knows all these people and gets annoyed at the people doing the same thing she did. Especially since she herself is one of the characters involved.

>>85595603
I can confirm that North Africans are chill as fuck. Moroccans are awesome.

>>85601383
Isn't the only thing she's so far disliked fanfic that involved her herself?

>>85587992
> +5 dexterity

I see Kamala knows the Half-Inch struggle too.

>>85598224
Outside of a dream sequence in #1, no.

>>85601617
You can have them, thank you.
The officials will be happy because Morocco won't take them back.

>>85587992
wait, what issue was this pic in?

>>85602056
It was a short story in MarvelNOW #.1 (Point One), basically a 8-page advertisement for her series disguised as a prologue.

>>85596884
Her smile is going to become like Shawn Michaels.

>>85602143
huh. thanks for the info.

>>85592105
There actually is another at but I forget her name at the moment.

>>85591131
thats some cultural apropriation there..

>>85588257

Most immigrant cultures only allow their males to intermarry, not their women. It's a good way of preserving your cultural identity.

It's not much different for say jews, look at Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli.

>>85590159
Are you me. I'm a black agnostic and the girl I fell for was from Bangladesh she broke my heart into a million pieces twice and became friends with one of my close mutuals

>>85603578
brown girls don't want the black man, they are drawn to success or tradition. One or the other, black men are typically not associated with either for them.

>>85588257
that good feel when you deflowered a pretty, bubbly, feminine pakistani girl
that feel when you cheated and she's gone
that feel when you miss her every day, and wish you agreed to have children with her

>>85603795
>cheating on wife material

You deserve your pain.

>>85603905
Everybody makes mistakes...mine will just haunt me.

>>85604130
Where did she fall on the delicious brown scale?

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>>85604220
How do you mean? Attractiveness-wise, she was 7-7.5/10. In terms of how brown she was...depending on how much sun she got she was in between 3-5 from the left on this.
Big cheeks, incredibly soft skin, and these deep brown eyes that betrayed her incredible kindness and love.

Kamala is cute and deserves to be happy

>>85591131
who's the artist?

What's the appeal of a muslim gf?
I don't get it

>>85606431
Chastity, exotic, appeal of the conqueror

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>>85606431
Forbidden fruit

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>>85607090
All true to be honest.

>>85608316
Why can't they eat pig?

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>>85596057

Holy shit I am not comfortable with Miles touching her butt and hip.

>>85610579

Pigs carry a disease known as Salwar Kasneeze that is very deadly if you're a pre-refrigerator desert nomad culture.

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>>85605052
Artist is Chiba Toshirou. He actually did a cover for A-Force #4, which I am amazed the editorial team greenlit, since he also did a She-Hulk/Iron Man h doujin (look for it on sadpanda).
Alas, no Kamala doujin yet. 2pure4japan, even.

>>85589277
Really? Too bad i thought they had good chemistry together.

>>85611445
So when are Muslims going to realize that they own refrigerators?

>>85613295
Well, it's not like they're going to stop hanging out any time soon.

Unless Miles actually falls prey to Gwen's charms

>>85611445
Why would you tell lies on the internet?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shalwar_kameez

>>85613370
I hear there are these things called jokes, which are like lies but people enjoy hearing them

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>>85611445
So do goats, but that doesn't stop them from fucking them

ba-dum tssss