>there will never be a skit showing steven universe if steven

>>85564504

If an actual kid his age moved into Beach City he would call Steven a faggot and tap Sadie's ass at the Big Donut 24/7.

>>85564504
i'm sure robot chicken will make that a reality

>>85564559
I would like to see actual teenagers doing stupid teen things and fucking with the other teens in beach city. Like having a party with Lars and drawing dicks all over his face when he passes out.

>>85564674
>You know that Universe kid? Yeah that kid's a huge fucking queer. His best friend's also a muslim or somethimh

>>85564583
what are you 1000 years old?

>>85564790
>ugh, I hate terrorists

>>85564790
Have any of you actually been 14?, nobody that ages talks like this

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>that scene where pearl and garnet walking in on amythest and edgy steven teaching peridot how to "fuse" on earth

>>85564881
I'm 18 and live in Maryland. You for real right now?

Did you not talk to anyone in high school?

>>85564790
>How could you not be a faggot when you've got two moms to wipe your ass for you? And did you see that fat little purple Grimace looking bitch? Lay of the twinkies you slut. She must be his sister because she's as fat as him.

>>85564867
>I hear they like, keep their hostages in their barn. They must have connections to ISIS. I ought to tip off homeland security.

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>>85564954
>tfw hes caught porking her in a hardees bathroom

>>85564953
Yo, Maryland-bro!

Are you bay-area or out in the tobacco badlands?

>>85565002
kek

>>85565017
Carroll County, so I guess the badlands.

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Consisering revecca sugar fucking loves invader zim, i winder if she has an idea of what the show would be like if it exsisted in the same universe.

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>>85565042
>that Gir
I'm fucking dying over here.

>>85565042

This...

this isn't real, right?

>>85565039
Nice.

>>85565042
Anybody got the full Rebecca IZ fanfic gallery?
I haven't seen it in a while

>>85564674
>>85564559
Watch the show. That character is Lars. He's the embodiment of teenage insecurity.

>>85565128
That's why I thought he would be the only one who'd want to hang out with them and they would constantly pick on him. Especially for being associated with Steven.

>>85565042
Peridot is basically Zim

>>85565155
So a slightly better looking but just as insecure Lars?

>>85565181
Except almost immediately pacified and indoctrinated.

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>that scene where stevens huffing paint cans while peridot masturbates while tripping balls.

>>85565155
Naw, most kids would think Lars is a huge bitch for having that haircut and hanging out with Sadie.

Who is fat.

>>85565215
Redemption arcs are a hell of a drug

>>85565224
No one cares that he hangs out with Sadie, he's disliked for being an insecure douche.

>>85565224
I think they would let him hang out just to make fun of him and have him take the fall if they get in trouble. And have him constantly do stupid shit if he wants to be part of the group.

>>85565266
Probably.

Same with Steven.

>>85565266
Do you have something you want to talk about, anon?

>>85565289
I don't think so much with Steven. He'd be too embarrassing to hang around. But they would probably lead him on and make him do favors for them.

>>85565300
No, Do you?

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>>85565224
>>85565260
>implying you wouldnt bang sadies fat titted squishy ass if you got the chance

>>85564504
don't you get enough of that in other shows?

jeez, gimme a break from that crushing evil that is "regular people".

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>>85564559
>>85564790
>>85564954
>>85564985
>>85565224
I feel like you guys might not be super in touch with today's youth

>>85565363
But i love to see steven turn to shit and become a scummy drug addicted pervert while being surronded by hot alien women. Im telling ya, if there was a comic written by vasquez or image about steven, itd be fucking hilarious

>>85565382

What kids do you hang out with? The fucking Christian Sunshine club? Teenagers talk like this all the time.

>>85565422
Not the one I hang out with on tumblr

>>85565422
Exactly, im basically a teen at this point in my life, and i talk like that all the time. Hell, im a pretty liberal guy, but ill spout a slew of racial slurs if i get mad enough.

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What would edgy stevens playlist be?

>>85565451
>on tumblr
>ON TUMBLR

What would Lapis and Peridot be?

>>85565499
All Biggie Smalls albums.

>>85565451
is she hot?

>>85565422
>Speaking like a teenager means being an edgy asshole and cussing a whole bunch
Not that people like that don't exist but that shit definitely isn't the average teenager.

itt: underagers invade /co/ and act underage

>>85565520
Peridot would be edgy stevens cum slave alomg with amythest. Lapis and edgy steven would butt heads to see whos angstier, so hed end up shattering her.

>>85565558
It kinda is lol.

Except the racial slurs. Occasionally.

>>85565558
>>85565561
Here comes the butthurt parade. Everyone stop having fun now.

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>>85565588
Witnessed

>>85565588
>you are wrong
>s-s-top big so butthurt beta c-c-uck

>>85565575
that reminds me of yesterday when a bi-racial kid started prancing around the cafeteria repeating "i hate niggers, i hate jews, kill the niggers, kill the jews" that bi-racial kid was me

>>85565727
>s-s-stuttering g-g-g-ggreentext m-m-means I-I-I-I'm right!

Stay mad.

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>>85565588
ok
nice digits

>>85565575
>He honestly believes the vast majority of teenage boys are edgelords
I don't know if that's what you're trying to say but it sounds a lot like it.

>>85565215
It probably helps that she landed on SU's Earth and not IZ's Earth. Nobody would want to live on IZ's Earth, least of all the human race.

>>85565786
I have literally never seen anybody get this triggered over how people perceive teenagers.

>>85565787
I dont know, IZs earth seems like a welcoming hellhole lf anarchy and destruction.

>>85564504
since i'm already here, have they given a reason why there are only female gems? is it easier on them or something?

>>85565786
The racist shit ain't that common but calling everyone retarded faggots it. When was the last time you went to a party?

>>85565828
I guess you've never seen that at all considering the fact that what he said was pretty fucking mild

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>>85565042
Does this mean she wants to be held captive by Zim, or saved by Dib
I need help understanding this.

>>85565786
you unironically use the term edgelord

that in itself proves that you're probably a huge fucking shut in

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>>85565846
Its just the whole "Single-Gender Alien Race" trope.

That's literally all there is to it.

>>85565934
Not him, but now you are just making connections up.

itt fags try to prove how cool and with-it they are on a cartoon and comics board

>>85565873
i can't even say faggot here without someone being triggered, but the actual LGBTQ kids at my school (specifically the leader of the schools equality club) likes to make all other kinds of offensive jokes, that and he's just a shitty person in general

>>85565846
They are not biological beings. Holograms can't be female they only look female.

>>85566033
no normal teenager uses the word edgelord, fuck no normal teen ever even calls anything edgy. that shit is just internet lingo. sorry that i hurt your feelings.

>>85566040
You're a great example.

>>85565786
Everyones an edgelord deep inside, even if they dont wanna admit it.

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>>85566048
You know what the fuck i mean't anon

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>>85566074
careful dont choke on your own penis there

>>85566106
Is that why you choke on other's penis because they'll pull out when you've had enough?

>>85566092
batman no that's gross

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>>85566067
>ur feelings must be hurt because you pointed out how my previous statement had little to do with the topic at hand
Okay, I'm done.

>>85566132
i'm not sure what that sentence means but if you're implying i suck dick you're right.

>>85566132
....yes

>>85566048
They are female you fuck.

>>85566092
There is no canon reason. It's just a coincidence how they have traits we see as feminine.

>>85566151
you sound mad.

>>85566167
>implying there can be femboy gems

Don't get my hope up anon

>>85564881
Look, I know some people are sheltered and all, but did you never talk to 14-year-olds at the time?

Anon, it's okay. This is a safe place.

>>85566151
Dude leave, your not adding to the conversation, your just being shitty

you should have posted this in the general

inb4
>but i wouldn't have gotten as many (you)'s because people willingly avoid the general
>on the front page i can get as many impulsive reactions as i deserve
>t. OP

>>85566167
and all the warrior/worker class gems have masculine bodies

>>85565359
Yes, we are exactly implying that.

>>85565115
oh you bet your bottom dollar it is
>>85566218
your'e*

>>85566159
That makes no sense anon, they have no sexuality and don't reproduce.

I understand what you're saying but technically you are wrong.

>>85566254
Sure, but they have vaginas and breasts

>>85566075
CRAWLING

>>85566067
m8... I'm in my 20s and went back into education last year and the teenagers I studied with called things edgy all the time. It was probably one of their favorite words. Also faggot. You know how normalfags started posting things from 4chan on facebook? That shit's having an effect that can now be easily observed. Teenagers are basically 4channers now without ever having been here. It's fucking weird.

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>>85566251
Do NoT PaTriNIZe me

>>85565224
>>85565260

In the episode where Steven controls Lars' body, the other teens didn't even know who Sadie was.

>>85566320
think you can get that picture any smaller bucko?

>>85565558
What color is the sky in your world?

>>85565934
That's fair.
>>85565873
Yeah, but not many people in general are offensive just for the sake of being offensive because it's abrasive or whatever.

>>85566275
Nope. There's nothing under the "clothes".

Rose had a vagina I guess but only because she's an expert shapeshifter.

>>85565558
You're right, that's how teenagers talk once they're 20 and living in dorms

>What the fuck yo
>That aint cool, bitch
>Don't diss my fucking homies you shit testicle penis nigger

>>85566334
He lives on Earth, or at least on a part of Earth were the average kid doesn't live in a hut and isn't regularly beat by their parents.

>>85566375
THEY DO HAVE BREASTS AND CUNTS, DONT SHATTER MY DREAMS LIKE PINK DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>85566367
Not many adults or children are, but teenagers? Where are you from anon, that might clear up why you don't think teenagers act like they do in most of the western world.

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>>85566331

>>85565558
Back when I was a teenager (aka 4 yrs ago), once we got drunk, everyone started spewing slurs. I'm from the south though.

I would still say Lars is far more accurate depiction of a teenager than Steven or those other teenagers on the show.

>>85566396
I visited Canada once. Too cold for my liking.

>>85566375
Then why do they have things like noses and teeth, which would seems useless to a species which has no need to smell or chew things, unless they had there default forms made by there creators who were near human.

The gems are female characters but in the fine print they aren't female. Them being asexual aliens is just an excuse to get lewd homosexual shit past the censors.

>>85566375
now you have nothing to back that up

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>>85564504
>people want more anime shonen MCs in their western cartoons

Why? Just watch anime.

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>>85566413
THANKS

>>85566399
You disgust me. You want them to have inbuilt pussies so you can rape them?

If she loves you she'll shapeshift those parts for you when the time comes.

>>85566430
>I'm from the South
That explains it. Human beings live in the Midwest.

>>85566451
they were originally created as holo-waifus by the ancient imperium of man

the birth rate plummetted and gems inherited a couple of galaxies

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>>85566451
PRAISE LORD XENU!!!

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>>85565042
>that gir

>>85566518
Not rape, just permanent tits and cunts so i can fondle them when i want.

>>85566451
Well it's all about external appearance. They have teeth to chew, but no stomach to digest with. So it's got to be about fitting in with humans or a race that looked similar.

>>85566528
Even if there creators looked like that, it could be belivable. Maybe there humanoid forms are to there society like cute anime waifus are. Unrealistic, but more appealing then there real women.

>>85566617
They would also need breasts and cunts to fit in, aswell.

>>85566451
They just imitate humans, bro. They were probably amorphous blobs before they found the human form, found it useful, and took it as their default form.

>>85566195
The rubies look boyish but some acted girly for variety's sake. So there ya go.

>>85566671
Then why do they appear and look human, even if those depictions of gens where made before there knowledge of humans, or havent even meet humans in the first place?

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>>85566647
gotchu senpai

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>>85566698
i could have sworn i typed in senpai...

>>85566497
opps meant to
>>85566421

>>85566698
what in the hell... is this a 4chan thing or am i just dreaming?

>>85566695
>even if those depictions of gens where made before there knowledge of humans
No such thing exists.

>>85566737
no problem lol

>>85566670
They're not going around fucking people, they just walk around with (the appearance of) clothes on.

It seems like maybe Amethyst has had sex before, so maybe when she does that she shapeshifts to have real boobies.

>>85566698
senpai

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>>85565042

>>85566786
Then what is in there tops? THEY HAVE BREASTS, GET OVER IT!!!!

>>85566770
The diamond base on the moon looks old

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>>85566786
Greg be gettin some purple pussi on the side?

>>85566698
It's the filter, how new are you, senpai?

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>>85566698
>>85566735
>>85566760
>not knowing about it

>>85566870
It is old. But not 200,000 years old.

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>>85566955
i've only been on here for a week...

>>85566735
your new is showing

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>>85567014
Don't reveal yourself newfriend, elitists and oldfriends will tear you apart.
Have a thick skin.
There's a word filter.
desu
baka
cuck
senpai.

>>85567118
What makes you say baka?

>>85567014
lurk more. That's how you learn the culture and don't look like a newfag.
>>85567118
We've been able to say cuck again for a while. That one didn't last long, I guess it's become a mainstay now.

Have parents not yet complained about how queer Steven acts at times?

>>85566092
No? Not really. They're genderless anon.
Would you look at a gem like Ruby or Jasper and call them female right away? The only thing even making Peridot the least bit feminine is her voice, if you voiced her by a boy it would be no different.

Yes....

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>>85567258
Aside from the running with his palms flat and arms extended for no reason other than female animators don't know how to animate boys, Steven is great.

>>85566375
Rose has boobs.
ROSE HAS BOOBS.
There's no need to give her the shape of breasts but clearly she couldn't be an all beautiful womyn goddess without breast forms.

>>85567188
Shaking My Head Is Baka.
FAMILY-ILY=Senpai.
Thomas Be Honest Is Desu.
Lurk more.
And watch out for the 3 boogiemen.
>Reddit:Normies and underages that are pretty cringey. LOL EPICWIN!
>TUMBLR:Sheltered Entitled Hipsters with thin skin.Triggered
>/pol/:racists,elitists,angry closet cucks.[Insert Cultural Slur Here].
Learn the lingo anot you'll learn quick.

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>You will never have a tsundere jasper in your life

>jasper will never bully you because she can't comprehend her new found feelings

>Jasper will never physically harass you because she secretly wants your attention

>You will never be able to make her go into a rage by calling her cute

>Jasper will never warm up to you and become your personal body guard

>You will never make sweet passionate love to her under the moonlight and give her a crying orgasm, breaking you bed and your pelvis in the process

so are the gems soft to the touch like an animal would be or are they hard like a stone or what

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ROSE IS A MILF

SHE HAS BOOBIES

BIG SQUISHY TITTY BREAST BLOB BOOBY-KNOCKERS

DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME YOU LYING FUCKS

>>85567208
You cant say it only if you capitlisze it, then it turns to KEK

>>85567486
and she's fucking mad for the Big Human Cock

>>85567325
Peridot seems female to me

>>85567519
just imagine if she ever saw a black guy

>>85566842
if you're looking at a painting of a woman in a dress, are there tits under the dress?

Ya dingus.

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>>85567531
How?
If you gave Peridot a male voice you'd just have a male character. There'd be no way to point and say 'Oh yeah she seems clearly like a girl why is a boy talking?"

Peridot is perfectly androgynous and could've pushed their 'genderless' angle more if they just chose a more neutral voice.

>>85566842
Correction, ROSE has breasts. And that's because she's a big breasted slut.
It's really embarrassing and now none of the gems ever invite her over or even want her at Gemsgiving dinner.

>>85567531
exactly that's the point. but that don't mean she is. ("she")

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>>85567412
Why live

>>85566916
once or twice

>>85567672
She's a female in the context that she speaks in a semi-feminine voice and uses female pronouns. Functionally none of them are female anymore than the Autobots, but for identification purposes they're clearly female, voiced by female voice actors and envisioned as female in writing and script.

>>85565475

Careful everyone this guy's a badass

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>>85567620
I completely thought Peridot was male when she first appeared.

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>>85567486
Rose wanted to look more human.

But default forms do not involve breasts. Not even Garnet, she's just oval-shaped on top.

>>85567727
To be fair it's not like a genderless voice actor is possible. Feminine voices are closer to neutral than men.

>>85567870
Although yeah they could have tried harder to get androgynous-sounding people if that was really the goal.

>>85567362
I'm not saying he's not. But he acts really weird at times and cross dressed. That pisses people off when hes a male character with Connie as his pretty much girl friend.

>>85567904
If people keep getting this pissed about crosdressing boys are never gonna have the freedom to wear skirts. Skirts are nice.

>>85565419
Vasquez would probably do the same thing honestly, he's not as into the "edgy adult humor" shit as you think he is.

>>85567870
A feminine voice trying to sound masculine generally way less neutral.

>>85567904
>with Connie as his pretty much girl friend
I don't get what you are saying. People are mad because he has a girlfriend and they don't?

>>85567904
Well... not really. i think Connie is like a best friend since he treats everybody with care he just treats connie with extra care.

>>85567596
You assume so, yes

>>85565846
It's pretty much a reverse example of a genderless alien race but the aliens are still referred to as "him".

>>85567904
>Crossdressing makes you gay
>In 2016 year of our lord Sugar
Anon he was raised by 3 moms who are also immortal ayy liums and not given any school socialization. Of course he's going to be a weird little piglet.

>>85567924
>skirts are nice
Fuck off with your sick fetish. We all know your interests don't stop at skirts.

>>85567620
>>85567672
>>85567727
>>85567759
Her face, short stature, and small but perky breasts on her chest prove shes a girl.

>>85567831
That oval is just sugars style of drawing breasts. Bismuth is just flat chested.

>>85568060
Bruh as i said before crossdressing and femboys are hot af

>>85568079
>Her face
Ah yes I forgot features of girls include having a huge mineral attached to your forehead and a weird head plate. So clearly the definitive traits of womanhood.

>short stature
Peter Dinklage is a girl now?

>and small but perky breasts
Not a thing.

>>85567904
>>85568060
>implying traps or fetishs are bad
Anon you have alot to fap too

>>85568101
Because you are a misogynist. You see men as innately superior to women, you like feeling powerful (or like having power taken away from you), and thus like seeing men becoming less than men by becoming women. It's sick fetish. Keep it in your room. It has no place outside.

>>85568160
Her face is clearly effeminante, they are also typically shirter, and theres clearly boobs on her. So unless shes gone through some changes, shes a full blown girl.

>>85567362
>don't know how to animate boys
So I guess there's literally no other male characters around his age? Wait, there are, you just can't bitch about them.

>>85565382
Yeah, I don't man. I think they're going in a little hot with this edge, too.

>>85568185
What? No i'm just a homosexual, go back to tumblr where you were rejected from

>>85568201
>Her face is clearly effeminante,
It's not feminine at all, not in the slightest. Even less when you realize how simple her features are. For example remember THIS is Peridot
>>85567759
And there are no boobs.

>>85567904
Bugs Bunny did gayer shit than that.

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>>85568270
Her face and body are still curvy and female like. Her chest also has sprouting boobs.

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>>85568223
>implying homosexuals don't think women are shit
lawl

>>85568185
No, i like seeing men be danty and curvy. Fuck outta here you sexually stunted bitch!

>>85568319
Because you like powertrips, and men dressing and acting like women makes them less in your eyes.

>>85568305
i think women are ok and you can think what you want, i just like fucking dudes in the ass because women are simply uninteresting to me

>>85568336
anon, are you doing bath salts again?

>>85567870
Women voice guys and especially young boys all the time

>>85568303
>Her face and body is curvy
Do you know what curves are anon? Sadie is more curved than that. The curves in SU are part of the squishy art-style, and Peridot is just about the most jagged angular character there is, with Yellow Diamond as a close contender.

And there aren't any boobs, she's wearing suspenders holding her top V-neck up. Unless you're suggesting she's wearing a binder and hiding breasts underneath her weird waist band-leotard thing.

>>85568336
No it doesnt you fucking sex hating cuntwad!

>>85568406
>>85568430
You feel insecure about your fetishes. Don't. You'll progress as a person if you deconstruct your fetishes and learn what they say about yourself.

>>85565042
Didn't we have a thread about this? It was decided the gems would have conquered them because they worship the tallest and yellow diamond is like 10 feet tall.

>>85568454
ok then how about you let us relish in our delinquency because u are ohh soo surperior. last time i checked your not talking about lesbian space rocks or anything related in a thread about lesbian space rocks

>>85568000
>>85568053
Im not talking about what I think of the show. Im talking about what parents are going to think when they walk in on their kids watching it.

>>85568531
Now we are getting into a victim complex. I never said or implied I was superior. I've fapped to traps.

>>85568424
She obviously got small boobs atleast, and theres no way her fave doesnt look girly to me

>>85568454
Don't believe this nonsense. Your fetishes say nothing about yourself ultimately, they're just fantasies ultimately. Go ahead and want to be the most submissive fuckwant cuckboy to a leather boot as you want, I promise you it won't mean a thing other then that you found something interesting to jerk off to.

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>>85568583
goodbye anon... i fell for this dollar store quality bait and i'm gonna go drink a galon of bleach

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Lets get this thread back on track. What would edgy steven do with peridot?

>>85568644
very naughty things like holding hands

>>85568633
DON'T HIDE FROM YOUR PSYCHE, ANON!

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>>85565382
i suppose you never meet anyone who didn't have a lot of pent up anger or a "hard life"
not suburban kid learning the world doesn't revolve around them hard life
but parents were the last people who should have had kids hard life
i don't really want to go in detail, but some times people growing up do have it shitty, it does happen

Lars is suppose to be the guy with lots of angst, but everyone puts up with him rather than it being the opposite.
there's moments when he seems like an endearing and deeper character, but with every new episode with him just makes him out to be more of a shitty person than the last

>>85568680
that perfectly sums up my home life

>>85565042

someone crop out that Gir and add "delet this"

>>85568627
Fetishes don't come out of the ether. You have specific fetishes because of reasons. But some people really hate the idea of that. If I had to guess I'd say they are scared of what they might find out about themselves. Or it might be insecurity about their sexuality.

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>>85565537

>>85565774
>No guys, its everyone else who is mad, not me!

>>85568805
Don't summon him again. The thread had finally moved past him incessantly posting "lol, did i hurt ur feelings" and "u mad".

>>85567486

ALL I WANNA DO

>>85565558
get a fucking load of this fucking faggot. fuck

my point being is kids say fuck a lot

>>85568742
You have them for reasons, but reasons don't equate to "Deep seated psychological problems" or a very coherent evaluation. Especially since people can have contradictory fetishes.

A reason can be something as specific as "I saw some weird porn on the internet and I liked it." or "I started fapping to dicks, then girls with dicks then guys with dicks and I like fapping to that now."

What I'm saying is, be aware of your fetishes but don't read TOO much into it. There are better and more accurate ways to assess yourself than "Deconstructing" your fetishes.

>>85564504
are you one of those idiots that think that some random teen can beat up Steven

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>>85568720
here you go

>>85568876
maybe season 1 or even 2 steven, but apparently steven has super gem strength now
hey ronaldo was able to knock out steven, so why wouldn't any normal person be able to

a bit too much animu OP.

they most likely would be more like Steven, but a little more toned down and dysfunctional. small adventures and learning life lessons, just not at the same speed.

>>85568869
>contradictory fetishes
Out of curiosity, like what?

>>85565359
>implying you would ever get the chance

She seems like the type you have to pressure into having sex, or she'll just wait until she's married,which by then, she'll completely have lost interest in it

>>85569005
Im great at pressering people to fuck me thats probably why they usually break up within a year and call me a pervert and a jerk

>>85568945
>Loving dominant bitchy authoritative girls and wanting to be dominated
>Loving submissive mousy waifs and maid

>Enjoy fru-fru femme girly girls as a fetish
>But also really like butch tomboys mannnn

>Like blond ditzy titty'd cheerleaders cocklips
>But still find a fetish in High IQ dorky thesaurus speak nerds

>Like huge titted, curvy hip, sexualized porno bodied sexualized skanks
>Also feel the same way about asexual sexless drab unsexy secretary

>Get attracted to Snu-Snu muscly thiqq MILFS
>Somehow still like twiggy flat chested Lolis

>Like dicks and gay bois
>Also like titty'd girls
>Like younger loli, but still love older cougars and older mature woman

>Date a nun
>Date a scientist or muslim girl

>Suck dick
>Suck on titties

Basically a fetish doesn't really have to mean anything and it's harder to believe it does when one can just as well have a kink for the opposite. Having a fetish for say Asian School girls or Ghetto black woman, what does it mean? It only means something under the assumption liking that thing excludes liking other things, which, isn't really the case?

if steven universe was on adult swim...would the show be more dark in every aspect? it would make the series way more interesting.

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>>85569229
they would probably make it appeal to stoners, with all the colors, magical gem girls and such

>>85569229
the humor wouldn't work
if it was on adult swim it'd be a show without an audience

ITT: Socially awkward fucks write about what they think it's like to be a Chad under the guise of mocking a show they've never watched

>>85569229
There is nothing provoacitive about a show about lesbians on an adult animation timeslot.

>>85568869
>guys with dicks
well what else would they have?

>>85566375
If gems don't have vaginas then why do they give pearls dicknoses?

>>85565042
I'd love to see Rebecca do an issue of the Zim comic.

>>85569442
cunts

>>85569442
Someone hasn't seen Buck Angel.