>Uncle Ben's last advice to Peter is not to become a

>>85556711
I thought his last advice was to exterminate minorities?

You know Spidey pretty much bends over backwards to try and rehabilitate basically any of his enemies who show a sign of reforming right.

He took his advice to not use his powers to rob banks to pay his sickly Aunt's bills which is what he was tempted to do. Which you would know if you read comics.

but i thought he was the friendly neighboorhood spiderman

>>85556711
Cliff Robertson Best Uncle Ben

You just can't get through to kids when all they listening to is 'Grips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVILrFjemQ

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>>85556711

>>85556711
We've had this exact thread before.

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>Peter it was bad that you punched that bully one time even though you were outnumbered three to one and you didn't do any permanent damage to him because standing up for yourself is wrong

Uncle Ben was a faggot

>>85558658
>outnumbered three to one

But that's wrong.

>>85556711
So you do want to play as Uncle Ben in the brief flashback scene of Homecoming?

>>85556711
"KILL THEM ALL, PETER"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xow-nivbR_s

>>85558658
Just because you can beat someone up doesn't give you the right to.

That's not what he said at all. He said that if you have the ability to help someone, it'd be irresponsible not to.

So Spider-Man, having the ability to help people by stopping those who would take advantage of them such as muggers and robbers, is responsible by choosing to use that ability.

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>>85558655

It would be funny if Uncle Ben ate urinal cakes.

>>85558946
>punching someone once = beating them up

Ok dude

>>85557855
ONE
MORE
DAY

Says Peter Parker would go as far as to make a deal with the devil himself to extend Aunt May's already long life span.

>>85556711

>taking advice from a guy who can't defend himself and gets killed

Peter should always do the exact opposite of whatever Uncle Ben told him.

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You know how the 90s animated series wasn't allowed to show Spider-Man throw a punch because of censors? They should've woven it into the plot in exactly the way OP was talking about here.

It'd be interesting to see a more pacifistic action hero, in any case. The Lone Ranger used silver bullets because every shot he fired had to be worth it, Peter's not a very standoffish or violent person by nature, and Spider-Man's powers lend themselves easily to incapacitating someone without physical contact, as well as to very visually arresting "dodging" scenes that we see all the time, like pic related, the slow-mo Goblin Bat shot from Raimi's movie, or that great jerky, buglike choreography Webb's Spidey had.

>TL;DR: Pacifist Peter Parker 2016

>>85556711
you're a little confused
superheroes solve OTHER PEOPLE'S problems with violence. They never solve their own. That's the rule

>>85556711
How's he supposed to stop The Scorpion from robbing a bank after asking him nicely to stop stealing peoples' money?

>>85557855
Which is a shame becuase I have always wanted a spider-man stealth game, involving theft and whatnot. like maybe someone blackmails him into it. Straps a bomb to aunt may maybe.. or maybe SHIELD makes him do it for america, and he's stealing from some evil country instead like latveria

>>85561575
Webs.

>>85559146
>if you have the ability to help someone, it'd be irresponsible not to
This exactly, I love how the new Spider-Man brought this up in Civil War. This is so integral to a character whose age is one of his biggest defining traits