>Jean Grey >None of her costumes are primarily gray >None

>Peter Parker
>Doesn't park Peters.

>Dick Rider
>Doesn't ride... oh...

>>85537497
>Pikachu
>Has never once so much as looked at me

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>>85537497

>Captain America
>Isnt a captain

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>Cyclops actually has two eyes

>Cable
>Doesn't have DirectTV

>>85537960
underrated, here's a (you)

>>85539178
Well he is a mutant.

>>85537497
>Wolverine
>Looks like a man

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>>85540529
Behold nature's mundane freaks!
The descendent of the titan Cyclops, genetically watered down by centuries of breeding with common humans!

>>85539178
This was back in the days where they all had masks, so he genuinely DID look like he only had one eye.

>>85540532
And now you remember that Wolverine's original origin was that he was a wolverine that was super evolved into a human.

>>85537497
>named Rogue
>hardly ever backstabs

>>85540720
They should do "What if" where he is an actual Wolverine, living in the woods, that gets bitten by a radioactive Canadian and mutates into a hybrid.

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>>85537497
>Deadpool

>Doesn't gamble

>Warlock
>he's a God damn technoorganic alien

>Sharkgirl
>totally accurate

>>85537497
Jean Gray is all about the sensible jeans, where you been?

Pretty sure she beats some U-Men down single-handed in jeans and a sweater

>>85540720
>And now you remember that Wolverine's original origin was that he was a wolverine that was super evolved into a human.
that's a debunked myth, I'm afraid

>Shatterstar
>has yet to shatter even a single star

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>>85537915

>>85540796
You know how I know you don't read comics?

Because Deadpool has poker every Friday at Bob's or Weasel's. On occasion, with Spidey or Taskmaster if he's free.

>>85541682
The guy didn't know an obscure fact about a character get off the soapbox

>>85537497
In Asia, they'd call her Grey Jean.