Moe's Tavern. Who's speaking? >post Bart Simpson

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Moe Szyslak
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Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:22:36 Post No. 85506690 [Report]

Moe's Tavern. Who's speaking?

>post Bart Simpson or another character making a prank phone call

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:24:01 Post No.85506723
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COME AND LOOK!
IT'S ME MR. BABADOOK!
AND I'M HERE
FOR TONS OF BEER!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:26:00 Post No.85506773
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>>85506723
What would you like to drink, sir?

Boco (ID: !sCZ24qY6KY) 2016-08-16 02:26:46 Post No.85506796
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Is Mike there?

Last name, Hunt?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:27:22 Post No.85506813
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Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:29:04 Post No.85506852
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Phone call for Mike Hunt? Is Mike Hunt here? I hope Mike Hunt isn't gone.

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:29:30 Post No.85506862
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>>85506773
>TONS OF BEER

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:29:54 Post No.85506872
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I'm looking for a Mr. Paul Lution.

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:30:36 Post No.85506892
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>>85506690
Hi, this is you from the future. You spineless waste of a human being. You are literal garbage and the world would be better if you crawled in a hole and died. Don't think you have any friends, cause you don't, and you never will. Girls are repulsed by the thought of you and for good reason! And for God's sake don't fall for any of those prank calls! You make us both look stupid!

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:31:40 Post No.85506913
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>>85506852
Hah!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:31:54 Post No.85506917
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>>85506872
Is Paul Lution here? Hey, can we get Paul Lution in here?!

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:34:09 Post No.85506965
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>>85506917

I'm Paul Lution.

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:34:53 Post No.85506986
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>>85506796
Wait a minute. When I find you, I'll rip out your intestines and use them to strangle you to death!

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:35:25 Post No.85506999
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Hi, I'm look for a Yore last name Muter. Could you relay the message that they were great in bed last night?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:36:21 Post No.85507022
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:36:21 Post No.85507022 [Report]

Hello, can you please see if Ima Stupiddumbassandimeuglyandiliketoeatdogpoop is there?

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:38:26 Post No.85507078
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>>85506999
Is Yore Muter here? They were great in bed last night!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:40:09 Post No.85507112
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>>85507022
Hello? Ima Stupiddumbassandimeuglyandiliketoeatdogpoop. Hello?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:41:15 Post No.85507146
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Is Mister E there?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:41:33 Post No.85507156
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>>85506690
Hey, can you check if my Uncle is there? His name is Tom, he's this big black guy, y'cant miss him.

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:43:45 Post No.85507213
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>>85506690
I hope he answers this time

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:43:58 Post No.85507216
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>>85507146
Hey, guys! Do we have a Mister E here?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:44:32 Post No.85507229
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>>85507112
HAHahahahahaha!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:45:44 Post No.85507260
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>>85507156
Hey, guys! This guy's looking for Uncle Tom! Hey, you! Are you Uncle Tom?!

Anonymous 2016-08-16 02:46:30 Post No.85507280
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Hey, this is Doctor Smith. I'm looking for a Hugh Janus. He's late for hid appointment

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:48:16 Post No.85507327
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>>85507229
Wait a minute. When I'm done with you, you'll have a rocket in YOUR dumbass that'll send you into space!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:49:39 Post No.85507362
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>>85507280
Hey, guys! Do I have a Hugh Janus? The doctor is calling!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:57:56 Post No.85507580
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>>85507146
>>85507156
>>85507280
Wait a minute. When I find you guys, I'll tear out your voice boxes so you will never prank call me again!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 02:59:56 Post No.85507635
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>>85506862
Sorry for the delay sir. You have enough to pay it all off?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:02:22 Post No.85507691
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>>85506773
Moe! I just made something money playing the market.

>slaps $20 bill on the counter

What'll this get me?

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:04:04 Post No.85507735
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>>85507691
Four drinks.

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:05:32 Post No.85507787
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:05:32 Post No.85507787 [Report]

Hello, this Detective Childs here. I seemed to have left some of my files at your bar. They're about the Peda gang. So if you or your customers happen to see any files labeled Peda please send them to me.

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:09:10 Post No.85507895
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>>85507787
I'll let them know, sir.

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:10:52 Post No.85507945
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>>85507895
Oh, nevermind. Looks like I have tons of Peda files lying around here.

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:12:58 Post No.85508000
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>>85507895
Hmm.. Hey! Do we have any Peda files around here? Hey! I need them now!

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:14:50 Post No.85508045
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>>85507787
Hey! is there any Peda files around? I need to report them to the detective here! Pronto!

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:15:33 Post No.85508065
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>>85506690
Hello? I am looking for a Mr. Gapehorn. The first initial is I and the middle name is Loph

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:17:26 Post No.85508120
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>>85508065
Do we have a Mr. Gapehorn? Hey! I Loph Gapehorn!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:24:42 Post No.85508325
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>>85508065
Wait a minute. When I find you, I will give you a reason to love your life more than these prank phone calls!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:25:48 Post No.85508354
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>>85507787
Wait a minute. Is this for real or is this a prank?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:28:02 Post No.85508410
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>>85508354
I'm also missing my files for my Necro case. Could you check?

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>>85508325
AHAHAHAHAHAH! COME AND FIND ME IF YOU DARE, BARTENDER!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:32:21 Post No.85508516
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>>85508410
Hey, guys. Anyone have files on a Necro case? The detective is looking for them! Anyone have files on a Necro?

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:34:56 Post No.85508583
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>>85508516
Oh, excuse me not Necro. I meant Nympho. Could you check again? Someone might know where the files are.

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:35:09 Post No.85508592
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My only regret is not doing this sooner.

Hey, ya know, it's kinda comfy in here when you adjust the oven racks.

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:39:04 Post No.85508684
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>>85508583
Hey, guys! Any Nympho files in here?! Anyone know where I can find them?

truteal (ID: !hlnuDLeBD2) 2016-08-16 03:39:35 Post No.85508691
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truteal (ID: !hlnuDLeBD2) 2016-08-16 03:39:35 Post No.85508691 [Report]

Tell everybody you're a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt.

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:41:17 Post No.85508732
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:41:17 Post No.85508732 [Report]

Hello, Moe? Your sister's being raped.

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:48:07 Post No.85508900
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>>85508516
Are you sure you're real? You seem fake.

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:48:51 Post No.85508919
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>>85508900
Wait, what if I'm not real!?

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:51:36 Post No.85508993
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>>85508919
Wait, what am I doing? That's ridiculous!

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:54:38 Post No.85509087
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>>85508583
Wait a minute. You're not a real detective! Get out of this bar, now!

Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:57:10 Post No.85509158
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Moe, this is Bart Simpson and I've been prank calling you for years. Please come to my house and have sex with me.

Moe Szyslak 2016-08-16 03:59:06 Post No.85509213
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>>85509158

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/