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Slakoth edition

Previous Thread >>85494896

>Know your Fusion
https://mega.nz/#F!fNR01apQ!RxwQmgIV5jc2MN1u3mFq7g

>Kindergarten Kid
https://mega.nz/#F!V9BmTTKD!wmKIN7dWkWCwwREiBag-2g

>Bubbled
https://mega.nz/#F!BZplSCYR!IC0F_nZDnVXAHWZhHxYREQ

>Back to the Moon
https://mega.nz/#F!jdpC2BxJ!jw9RHvcbzNshNYz2YvNB3w

>Beta and Earthlings
https://mega.nz/#F!CMpGTb5Z!ofLW2j0qZhJT5ImHHeFDLw

>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LINKS TO SPOILERS BEGIN HERE]

>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>LEAK BOT
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

>SU Season 4 Promo
https://youtu.be/YfFvvQz_Kow
>SDCC Steven Universe Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Lauren Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA

>Attack the Light:
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Ronaldo's Blog
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com

>Peridot's Twitter
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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That is a shit OP picture
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1st for irrelevant image
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So wait, is there a new episode for today?
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NTH FOR SOON
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I need more Peetle lewds!
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>>85498848

WTF is this shit?
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UNTAN UNTAN UNTAN
UNTAN UNTAN UNTAN
UNTAN UNTAN UNTAN
UNTAN UNTAN UNTAN
UNTAN UNTAN UNTAN
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Xth for LAPPY'S FAT CUNT
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Something occurred to me.


Excuse the art, I am a rusty sword.
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>>85498848
Subtle Zuke thread.
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SHES SO
SHES SO
BEAT-THIRSTY THOUGHT I HEARD A MOSQUITO
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>>85498895
i like jasper and lapis
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nth for Jasper = CDi Ganon
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http://funko.com/blogs/news/coming-soon-pint-size-heroes
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>>85498924
>fast
>.gif
>fast
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>>85498848
Reminder
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>>85498917
いいえ
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>>85498848
Here we fucking go.
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Here's a little thing for the /freaks/
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>>85498917

Oh, dude, you missed it...?!

>>85498919

A lusty Argonian gem?
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>>85498947
Why don't you just post CDI Jasper?
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>>85498934
SUBJECTIVELY BEST STORYBOARDER
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https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg

Reminder that Lapis lays an egg MUST air
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>Zuke, a rabid gay, got chased off of Twitters by rabid gays
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reminder that the koreans are responsible for jasper's missing mascara
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>>85498953
one day there will be merch that doesnt look like ass
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>>85498981
I certainly will from here on out
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I just want Sapphire to be my gf ;_;
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11000590
http://www.strawpoll.me/11000590
http://www.strawpoll.me/11000590
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>>85498927
JEM 'BUSE BEST 'BUSE
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>>85498999
I wish I could believe that upside down satan
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>>85498953
Why is it so hard for them to make Garnet the right colour
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>>85498933

Why draw a shaved Gorilla cosplaying as rose???
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>>85498993
ARE YOU FUCKING ME IM CURSED BY THAT STUPID FUCKING DOLL AGAIN
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>>85499028
>someone made a better picture than mine
o-okay
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>>85498848
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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>>85498997
STILL NO RUBY AND SAPPHIRE MERCH REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85498933
Realistic Quartz
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I finally stopped hating her

Now I just feel bad
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>>85499043
WHY DID I CLICK THAT IMAGE
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUUUUUUUCK
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>>85499066
LAPIS...
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Leaked list from Season 4.

>1: Kindergarten Kid
A monster problem surfaces.
>2: Know Your Fusion
Steven learns more about fusions with the gems.
>3: Buddy's Book
Steven visits the library with Connie and uncovers a long lost book.
>4: Future Boy Zoltron
Steven tells people's fortunes at Funland.
>5: Tiger Philanthropist
Steven and Amethyst work together to fight a new rival.
>6: Beach Shorts
Hillarious adventures of Steven goofing off!
>7: Last One Out of Beach City
After the Crystal Gems have defeated all the monsters, they don't know what to do anymore.
>8: Blue Sky
Steven helps Garnet with an impossible task.
>9: Garnet's Room
Steven and Garnet teach their friend how to dance.
>10: Gem Busters
Steven and Ronaldo go after a ghost.
>11: Sadie's Date
Steven helps Sadie to get ready for her date.
>12: Sadie's Song 2
Steven helps Sadie to further her career as a singer.
>13: Gem Harvest
Steven's friend tells Steven a big secret.
>14: Farewell Lars.
Lars moves to Empire City when is offered a big deal
>15: Sadie's Last Song
Steven can't deal with the loss of Sadie.
>16: Sadie's Corpse
Steven decides to eat Sadie's corpse for Gemsgiving
>17: Pearl's willy nilly
Steven decides to get more Pearl points.
>18: Steven is satisfied.
Steven is satisfied with Pearl's willy nilly.
>19: Jesus Christ Pearl that was delicious
Steven is still satisfied from Pearl's willy nilly.
>20: Jasper's death.
Steven eats Jasper's nose and Pearl gives Steven a willy nilly and a Pearl point.
>21: Jerome Is the New Black
I had lots of nasty ass sex with Meg.
>22: Steven Universe Go
In a crossover with Teen Titans Go, Steven kills the show.
>23: Garnet's Chunky dunky
Garnet offers Steven a heap of Garnet points.
>24: Revenge
Yellow Diamond comes to Earth.
>25: Aftermath
Yellow Diamond gives Steven a Diamond in the Rough
>26: Lapis lays an egg
Lapis lays an egg
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>>85498953
I want Holopearl
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>>85499055
I hope they don't.
Funko pops are fucking awful.

Wasn't there some plush company making some though?
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>>85499047

I still kept it. Yours brought me more joy.
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>>85499066
You should feel bad, you should be ashamed of yourself
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>>85499066
Why would you feel bad for Lapis? She's literally the gem character whose suffered the least.
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>>85499082
Wasn't even funny the first time my dude, knock it off
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WHERE ALL MY /FREAKS/ AT
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>>85499072
FUCKJNG NON GOD SAMN IT GO AWAY
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have there been any leaks since the last episode
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>>85498927
D-don't do th-that to the sweetest gem
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>>85498953
>we finally get jasper merch
>it's chibi shit
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>>85498918
Happy Lapi makes me feel good.
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>>85499101
kek
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THIS IS GARNET
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>>85498993
Keep up the good work
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>>85499106
M E M E S
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>>85499113
LAPIS, YOU'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE ME YOU SPILLED WATER ALL OVER YOUR KEYBOARD
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Peridot:
>has a power
>can bubble
>is durable
>can engineer

>cannot shapeshift
>unknown if she can fuse
>unknown if she can summon a gem weapon
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Alright laddies and lassies

You can only pick one Pearl that will be your servant for life

Choose wisely
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>>85498953
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We're back baby (yellow pearl with this time)
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>>85499121
Just wait for better merch.

>>85499132
This is Upcoming Major Character Role.
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>>85499132
this is Jasper
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>>85499110
waiting patiently for the jasper and amethyst bonding episodes
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>>85499143
K I L L
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Now here is a question.

Temple rooms exist as long as the Gem exists.

Do Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire, and Rose's rooms still exist when they are in a fusion?

>obviously Garnet's room goes away when she splits to Ruby and Sapphire.
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>>85499123
here you go, buddy
hope you feel better
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>>85499106
Well, no, that would be Peridot.
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>>85499110
I feel so empty, I'm so sick of store fronts
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>>85499132
IN THE REAL WAY
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>>85499157
That looks like something you'd fight as a final rival fight before the final boss.
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>>85498953
See, now with blue Pearl and Garnet on there too, the water constructs thing is more obvious.

Also, Holo-Pearl is adorable.
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>>85499153
Pink
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>>85499169
>>85499143
Y O U R
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>>85499121
>finally get jasper merch
>no gem nose
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>>85499153
white, I'm no gemmixer
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>>85499066
flapis
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>>85499169
>>85499203
LET ME BRUSH YOUR HAIR LAPIS

AND THEN WE CAN (((CONSENSUALLY))) FUSE
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MILKY

PEARL

TATS
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>>85498999

...BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!

Seriously, they're hellacute even though they look very unspecific.
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>>85499101
delet
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>>85499184
WE'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER GUYS
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>>85499153
Green, Probably, but considering I'm just going on body langue right now I might be making a mistake.
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>>85499133
I can not tho. I will get banned for this, because sug mod is a petty cunt and he doesnt like Pearl.
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>>85499108
>knock it off
>/sug/ stopping the memes
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>>85499153
Only the matte ones look like they put out so any of them is fine.
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>>85499175
In easy terms.
No, Sardonyx makes it clear a room for a gem or fusion only exists if they exist.
Otherwise whatever Fusion or non-fusion they are overwrites the other.
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>>85499132
>>85499160
This is Peridot
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>>85499175
I don't think so, they become entirely new beings so logically they stop existing in the same way Sardonyx does
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>>85499153
>not being able to pick our pearl
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>>85498953
>Blind bag
JUST GIVE ME MY FREAK LORD
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>>85499236
there's a good reason for that
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>>85499169
>>85499203
>>85499216
S E L F !
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Hello scrubs, time for draw requests! Give me a couple.
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>>85499269
what would that be?
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>>85499251
>>85499245
So what happens to the stuff from the outside world that is in the Gem rooms? When the Gem is fused or split.
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>>85499216
F U C K I N G K I L L
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>>85499028

Man, that's what she is. Also, I notice you prefer the unshaved variety?

>>85499043

Thanks.

>>85499059

It was really just meant as a fang joke. We've seen pretty much everybody else with fangs, but not Rose. I think it's those huge lips that distract the attention away.

>>85499072

..FLAPIS!
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>>85498953
>keep buying them
>it's always a connie
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>>85498953
I need that tiny angry Jasper
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>Pearl raped Garnet
>Lapis raped Jasper
>Steven raped Lars
>Sadie might have raped Lars
>Kevin wanted to rape Stevonnie

What's with all the rape?
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>>85499222
>pearl
>Not flat chested
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>>85499014
I don't fucking know. Why would I know something like that?
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>>85499278
pearl is shit
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Did anything come of that anon putting together a cards against humanity deck for /sug/ last night?
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>>85499275
slapis lazuli
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>>85499275
More sad Jaspearl please drawanon
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>buy entire case of blind boxes
>Get 20 Onions and a bunch of water Amethysts
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>>85499244
No that's the depressed gem

This is blue gem
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>>85499026
>Release more and more promo art of the pint sized Garnet as black

>When it's finally getting shelfed and marketed it's the right colors

Just fucking show her as canon colors or not at all.
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>>85499043
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo now I'll never be able to watch that terrible movie!
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>>85499294
Not any more, she is new and improved
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>>85499292
>Kevin wanted to rape steveonnie
You seem to have that backwards
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>>85499272
>>85499282
LAPIS TOUCH MY MUSCLES

THEY'LL REALLY MAKE YOU THINK
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>>85499272
D I C K

S Q U A D
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i miss the doll
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Does Lapis want to get raped?
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>>85499108
Well, it was funny the first time, but it sure ain't now.
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>>85499307
>Buying randomized product packages
It's your own fault for wanting to buy the same product multiple times. Idiot.
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>>85499298
fuck off and spout your stupid shit on twitter you little fucking faggot.
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>>85498918
Yep.
Soon.
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PEARL! This fell from your room, through the pond portal, and into my room, again.

If it happens again, i'm telling garnet.

t. Amethyst.
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>>85499329
Explain
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not having Lapis or Peridot in the season 4 opening kinda bums me out, really thought we would have gotten a new one
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>>85499359
#triggered
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>>85499292
Rape and it's many different forms is one of the main themes of the show.
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>>85499101
10,000% accurate.
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so is the /clods/ meme over?
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>>85499101
kek
Now Im googling this stuff
>chrome diopside, mystic fire topaz, and dragon blood jasper best gem
>tfw no Wolf Jasper
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>>85499358
Are they wrapped so that if I paid a toys r us employee an extra $10 to look the other way I can feel what they are through the bags? I'd be okay getting stuck with 5 normal pearls for a holopearl.
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>>85499349
Post the whole thing
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>>85499337
yes, thats her
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>>85499361
>no & Knuckles
9/10
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>>85499281
The room fills with nothingness after it collapses on itself so it's best to say No.


>>85499275
Sapphire hitting someone with the blunt end of a sniper rifle.
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>>85499373
The new intro is a meme, we are never getting a new intro that was only because the crew got to make shorts for S2
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>>85499349
No, she wants to rape. That is why when Jasper asked for consensual fusion, she said no.
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>>85499369
>"chakra wand"

Sure thing.
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>>85499371
>obssessed with him and stalk him to his hang out
>Steven is pissed at him because he sensed Connie's frothing loins at the thought of a true alpha like kevin taking her from behind
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>>85499381

Is sucrose channelling Alan Moore?
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>>85499373
1.346 know your fusion
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>>85499153
I want to lick Lilac's belly gem.
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>>85499369
PS i'm keeping it for myself now tho
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>>85499369
This looks like a baguette
>Pearl eats in secret but doesn't want to give Ame the satisfaction
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>>85499361
That lil Butler cracks me up every time

Pic needs more Jamie though
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Does Greg secretly have other kids?
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>>85499252
CG Pearl isn't a servant any more.
>>
>>85499430
PACK IT UP
SU IS DEAD
>>
>>85499430
Which numbers are the important ones?
>>
>>85499429
Not enough flopping wieners in the show. Yet.
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>>85499430
>Girl Meets World

I thought this shit got cancelled
>>
Is there an episode today? I still don't understand this crazy fucking airing schedule
>>
>>85499153
Matte lavender
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>>85498848
I just got into SU and I want Jasper and Lapis to fuse
>>
>>85499452

UNIVERSE EAST COAST TOUR '96!
>>
>>85499452
These things are awful and need to die
>>
>>85498953
>Smiling Lapis
I don't understand.
>>
>>85499153
>Not allowed to have Pearl Harem
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>>85499430
>Males 12-34
Hey that's us!
>>
>>85499430
care to explain what any of those numbers stand for?
>>
>>85499452
>subtle rose is pink diamond shitpost
FUCK OFF ALREADY
>>
>>85499222
UNF

>>85499294
Hey man, with shapeshifting, anything is possible.
>>
Would Stevonnie commit rape?
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>>85499478
No. We're weekly on Thursday.
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Is it okay to start with the PH movie adaptations?
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>>85499478
Next episode is on the 18th. Nobody understands this fucking schedule.
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>>85499459

Oficially she isn't, no...

>>85499470

I think Lars is plenty flopping wiener for all of 'From Hell'.

>>85499478

We're back to weekly episodes, anon. I don't even understand how you can't know that at this stage. So thursday.
>>
>>85498953
Merch is so TERRIBLE funko looks like themed lego men that you can fit into spaceships and stick stupid shit onto.
>>
>>85499493
Nigger did you stop in the middle of jailbreak to shitpost or something? If you know who both if them are you know they fuse.
>>
>>85499497
She's the rarest figure.
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>>85499432

kek
>>
>>85499275
the rubies dressed as the Ginyu force.
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Does Lars have a penis or didn't he go through with the surgery?
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>>85498953
>http://funko.com/blogs/news/coming-soon-pint-size-heroes

Fucking blind bag horseshit.

Hopefully they'll have the id codes printed on them so I can just grab the ones I want.
>>
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THIS IS GARNET
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>>85499474
>girl meets world

Wtf, why
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>>85499493
me too
but nicely this time, in season 5.
>>
>>85499011
I want Ruby to be my gf. Will you be the Ruby to my Sapphire anon?
>>
>>85499508
Pearl can't shapeshift/ is really bad at it.
>>
>>85499478
>>85499520
>No one understand this fucking schedule.
It's simple, we had a nuke, and now we're back to airing the episodes weekly on Thursday like we used to all the way last year.
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>>85499496
Sail on Brave Soul
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someone from a shit ton of threads ago requested this

ask and you'll get a really badly done reaction picture
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>>85499452
>>85499506
>There was a time when people honestly thought these statues were the Diamonds
>there are STILL people that think that

Man, I can't wait for the next huge BTFO. A theory that everyone believed that will be disprove and it'll look really silly that everyone thought it before.

My money's on the next one being "Pearl being White Diamond's Pearl cause gem placement".
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>>85499328
Oh jeez
>>
>>85499392
Lapis/Jasper confirmed endgame!
>>
>>85499493
Kill yourself.
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curious...
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Would Peri and Connie have sex with each other?
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>>85499510
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hello /sug/

did i miss anything in the past two days
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Where's the anon making that cards against humanity game?
>>
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>>85499538
Im up to date anon. I just saying I want them to fuse properly
>>
>>85499582
yes but non-romantically because no more ships will be canon
>>
>>85499510
When will Steven fuse with Sadie and Lars?
>>
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Has anyone wished Steven a happy birthday yet?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVEN YOU QT
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>>85499599
This
>>
Does Connie desire to be a boy?
>>
>>85499587
Does this mean amethyst is purple diamond and Garnet is magenta diamond???
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>>85499582
God I hope not
>>
>>85498953
>Jasper figure
ABOUT TIME SHE GETS SOME MERCH!
why does onion look like that face from nick jr.?
the one
>>
>>85499587
Whut?
I have a rose quartz gem that looks just like Steven's/Rose's
>>
>>85499496
My boss just came in and saw this. Said how could anyone like that ship? Then went off to the next room and yelled out "WHO'S READY FOR P-P-PROMOTIONS!", then he got down on the floor and started spinning on his back.
>>
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>>85499496
Drive on brother
>>
>>85499573
That's great.
>>
>>85499619
How do you know?
>>
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HEY /SUG/! I FOUND A LEAK!
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>>85499581
Can you custom build a Pearly for sex?
>>
>>85499430
i blame zuke and her shitty writing
>>
>>85499625
wha?
>>
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>>85499623
Wish both Stevens happy day you shot out of your mother day.
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Would Amethyst have sex with Lars?
>>
>>85499618
>shipping a mutually abusive relationship
Hi /tumblr/
>>
>>85499560
I thought the nuke carried on into this week as well
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>>85499587
This is cut Rose Quartz

Now shut up forever
>>
>>85499493
someone hasn't watched jasper's debut episodes
>>
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>>85499573
this pic was worth the weight
>>
>>85499676
She'd have sex with anything
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>>85499659
Heres some ACTUAL Steven Universe leaks.
>>
>>85499685
Bless this man
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>>85499625
>>
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lappypearl
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>possesses lars
>leaves the rubies in space
Steven you little cunt that's not okay
>>
>>85499659
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 is a GOAT movie.
>>
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>>85499668
>>85499721
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Does Amy have a need to rape Perry?
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>>85499675
But what if he was sliced out?
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>>85499573
That's amazing. Can you do this with Jasper maybe?
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>>85499587
Please stop.

>>85499685
Though I know he never will.
>>
>>85499652
>>85499708
thx :)
>>
>>85499676
I'd have sex with Amethyst Lars, the hair is really doing it for me
>>
>>85499657
i spent so much time being the hugest shipperfaggot, and put together the pieces

since they're all teased (and members of the Crewniverse partake in conflicting multi-shipping), none will actually happen because the butthurt and backlash would be tremendous

realize this and you will be set free! but that doesn't mean stop shipping
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>>85499711
This is not a leak but still
>>
>>85499709
is it rape if you turn into someone and do awful things to yourself?
>>
>>85499711
I keked
>>
>>85499726
Don't forget breaking up Ranaldo with the only woman who would ever consider loving him.
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oh shit werewolf jasper is real
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>>85499725
Moonstone
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>>85499725
>Giga Rapist.
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>>85499765
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>>85499550
THAT'S NOT GARNET, THAT'S SAPPHIRE AND RUBY PRETENDING TO BE GARNET
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>>85499747
I can try.
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>>85499573
This with Greg.
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>>85499573
HE'S TOO FAST I CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM
OH GOD HE'S THROUGH THE PERIMETER
OH GOD HE'S----
AGGGGGHHHHHH
>>
>>85499770
Does she Mega Evolve?
>>
>>85499738
>>85499738
STOP THE CURSES
>>
>>85499738
>>85499738
fuck whats that creepy shit?
>>
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>>85499725
lappypearl theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sY
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Reminder that Japsidot is best ship.
>>
>>85499663
Stop! My penis can only get so erect!
>>
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>>85499618
everyone should support the happy malachite movement
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Would Lapis rape the dog?
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>>85499663
I wouldn't mind building a few
>>
>>85499684
No, the nuke ended last week. That's why the ads say "The Summer of Steven is over". It's been three weeks of new episodes every day straight.
>>
>>85499770
>Not posting the real doll
>>
>>85499796
>>85499797
IT'S NOT CURSED IT'S JUST A PRANK
>>
>>85499664
ratings arn't for an episode but the promotion and leadup from previous episodes and Hilary, this crap is Hilarys fault.
>>
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>>85494984

I have improved the pokemon list
>>
>>85499803
fucking dead shit
>>
>>85499786
Tfw fan action is three times as good as the action in the show
>>
>>85499573
So do you think gems just all get different weapons or do you get a set to choose from/end up with?
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Who is best human and why is it Ronaldo?
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>>85499803
I miss when Jaspidot and Pearlnet were popular.
>>
I will be leaving this here
>>
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THE GREAT DIAMOND AUTHORITY DID AND HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG
>>
>>85499153
Black.
Hair+gem placement+clothing=yes.
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>>85499805
don't worry, this will stop it
>>
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>>85499805
>>
>>85499803
It's good
>>
>>85499505
Don't know that 1.346M means 1.346 million viewers? care to do your own research next time?
>>
there any lewd fics?
>>
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Is Jasper happier as a dog?
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>>85499816
>ads
I don't see ads, show isn't on tv here
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>>85499826
here's mine
>>
>>85499803
I'm honestly surprised this doesn't have more shippers. Big buff dude, and smol cute dorito. It's a no brainer.
>>
>>85499785
>>
>>85499826
>still no fusions on Garnet's team
You didn't improve shit.
>>
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>>85499848
They've not sucked this dick
>>
>>85499845
I want to be stepped on by those boots.
>>
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>>85499840
>not Kiki
Fuck off weeb
>>
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>>85499845
Nicely done
>>
>>85499826
why does jasper have missingo. is it because she's corrupted
>>
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>>85499826
>Cubone
My heart
>>
>>85499840
Because he wears heelies and is a cool guy.
>>
>>85499851
Yes, thank you, I was trying not to waste the image limit.
>>
>>85499843
So never?
>>
>>85499741
The leak anon said there'd be a petplay episode lol
>>
>>85499829
I guess it depends on how they act. Maybe Navy has a defense weapon. Maybe Doc has a walky-talky
maybe army has a fucking tank
>>
>>85499873
Only fusing Pokemon are Kyurem, Zekrom, and Reshiram.
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>>85499828
i know anon, it hurts.
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>>85499826
>Garnet
>No Hitmonchan

I'm disappointed.
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>>85499803
No. These are the true ships
>Jasper and Pearl
>Amethyst and Peridot
>Garnet
>Steven and Connie
>Lapis is forever alone
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>>85499862
>Doesn't remember the suffering

>Doesn't remember the humiliation and defeat

Sh-she's in a b-b-better place ;_;

Jasper... had a hard life. She needs to go rest for a while.
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jazz hands
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>>85499867
They're both subs, wouldn't work
>>
>>85499826
>no charizard or mewtwo
10/10 friend
I hate those fucking mons
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>>85499840
I'm liking Ronaldo more and more
but Buck is still my fav town folk
>>
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>>85499905
>implying pearlnet was never popular
you know, back when there were 3 gems and Steven
>>
>>85499848
More tard yellow diamond!
It warms my heart
>>
>>85499909
Why would Doc have a walkie if no one else in the squad has one?
>>
>>85499920
>amedot
>jaspearl
U G H
>>
>>85499920
I agree with your taste anon
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>>85499910
Also Slowbro.
>>
>>85499905
i-i think that one ruby's nonexistant nipples are showing
>>
>>85499590

Why not the more obvious Pearl and Connie?

"...S-sensei..."
>>
>>85499802
definitively
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>>85499857
...apart from that one, smartass
why the show right above SU has 678? and it's still above? what's with the rest of graphs? i can't even google what i don't know the name for
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>>85499911
>Ronaldo
Fuck off fatty
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>>85499911
>racism outside of /b/
Get that ass banned
>>
>>85499862
She's only happy when LAPIS is around
>>
>>85499738

It doesn't matter. We have seen Immunity Cat.
>>
>>85499941
it sends signals to their gems
and doc uses it to fuck with them, screaming at the thing til the squad loses their mind
>>
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How would you feel if Sugar voiced PD?
>>
>>85499826

Get rid of the rat and the nosepass in peridot's lineup, and give her Metagross and Bronzong instead.
>>
>>85499132
YES! I AM!
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>>85499952
nice
>>
>Steven Universe has a massive internet fandom
>Teen Titans GO has a massive internet hatedom
>Yet they do very similar in the ratings

I find that amusing, either kids don't give a a shit about Steven Universe or they really like Teen Titans GO.
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>>85499555
Of course, anon
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>>85499928
Implying Peridot wouldn't dom Jasper.
>>
>>85499997
I think she's a substandard VA with little to no flexibility in her voice
>>
>>85499986
fuck now Im scared
>>
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>>85499997
wet
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>>85499971
I hate /b/ as much as the best guy but this is very /co/mblr
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>>85499997
Sugar will voice the Lapiven fusion
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>>85499948
Neither Slowbro/Slowking nor Mantine actually fuse.

Slowbro just naturally evolves at level 37
Slowking needs a King's Rock
And Mantine just requires a Remoraid in the party, and you don't lose the Remoraid.

The Tao Trio can come back from fusing, so it's a lot more appropriate.
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She's dead and she's never coming back
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>>85499427
I never wanted this erection
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>>85499999
NICE QUINTS, GARNET! Were you cheating with future vison? ;)
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>>85500004
The second one. Kids love the fuck out of TTG while SU is more popular with teens and young adults
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>>85500004
I like em both
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>>85499999
no ones saying it, so here it is
nice get, nerd!
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>>85500004
They love anything with neon colors, screaming, "wacky and zany" characters, and random shit like singing a song about waffles
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>>85500001
>>85499952
Lapearl is far too sexy. If they ever even hinted it, the show would get taken off the air immediately and Sugar would be thrown in prison for corrupting young minds.
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>>85499911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
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>>85499997
I'd have to hear it first. I'm surprised she doesn't voice anyone in her own show.
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>>85499997
All the Diamonds will be voiced by the same VA just like all the Pearl and Rubies are.
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>>85500001
fuck yeah
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>>85499997
Didn't she say she wasn't going to voice any characters in the show?
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>>85500043
Rebecca wouldn't let that happen to her sex slave
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>>85499153
Plum please
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>>85499999
Nice quints.
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Batshit crazy theories that could work

Pink diamond never wanted a colony.She would rather bum around the gempire with her ship full of loyal ruby minions and going out to explore/adventure. The other diamonds annoyed by her lack of maturity forced her into having a colony. Not wanting to be stuck managing some stupid planet when there was so much to explore she came up with a plan. Calling forth her most loyal soldier she gave a her a mission to go disrupt the progress of the new colony under the guise of a rebellion. This could be supported by the prediction Sapphires gives saying that the rebellion will end then and there with roses attack. Considering rose and pearl are the only ones that show up the implication is they may be the only 2 rebels.

After garnets appearance though things change with new gems joining rose with the word spreading about the cross gem fusion. Things escalate with the newer gems as seen with bismuth and the situation grows beyond Roses with earth becoming an actual battlefield instead of just her disrupting the colonies progress as she was ordered. Forced to intervene by the other diamonds PD returns and meets with rose to try and figure out WTF they are going to do to fix the mess with out anyone finding out. They decide that if PD defeats and captures Rose publicly it could end the rebellion satisfy Pinks sisters and quietly sweep the whole thing under the rug when no one is looking. Before PD can poof rose in their staged fight Pearl intervenes as she always did and cracks/shatters/poofs PD. Shits fucked. All out war erupts. With nowhere to go and no one to serve Rose caries out PD original order to simply stop the colony.
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>>85499862

Was Nephrite happier as a Centipeetle?
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So aside from Chazz, what other characters could have inspired Pinky's hairdo?
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For real though, are they ever going to bring up lapis willingly fusing with jasper, steven ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of lars and them leaving the rube patrol to float forever in the cold lonely void of space?
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A sprawling epic about civil war in an oppressive monarchy over a small, distant colony. The rebel forces have defected because the monarchy wants to kill the entire native population. The story focuses on a rebel general, her second in command and lover, and a married couple who are helping with the war effort.

Years after the war is won, the general, her lover, and the couple are the only survivors and are living on the beach with a child soldier from the monarchy. The general decides to marry a native and have a child with him, breaking her lover’s heart. The general dies in childbirth, leaving the father and what’s left of her army to raise her son.

Fourteen years later, the son is pressured to take up the general’s mantle as the monarchy returns, attempting to retake the colony. The son’s allies grow as he gains the trust of a traumatized prisoner of war, a lovable former monarchy scientist, a rebel soldier in the first war who was presumed dead, and multiple other prisoners of war who have been cruelly experimented on.
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>>85500091
You tell me
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>>85499999
Witnessed
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>>85500068
Wow I made it into the screencap

Wait until my Mom hears about this
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>>85499937
This is all i got
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>>85499999
>>85500001

What? AGAIN??

***
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>>85499681
You do know dumblr hates this ship right. They think Lapis is a victim who dindu nuffin
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>>85499987
I can buy that
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>>85500070
>boku no hero academia manip
you should do this one
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>>85499999
>>85500000
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>>85500004
Nine year olds just want something silly and brainless and there's nothing wrong with giving them that. If they want a show they can feel invested in then it's cool that the option's there for them too.
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>>85499937
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>>85499468
the rightmost column, 1.346, is the easiest to compare with other shows the CN market and is the one used in the wikipedia US VIEWERS column. people who arn't going to do anything with these numbers can just focus and compare the rightmost column. SU has averaged 1.5M this entire steven bomb. Teen Titans Go average 1.9 for the same time period and 2.09 for the loud house.
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>>85500040
I've got the feeling that Steven will end up fusing individually with every character in the show
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>>85499862
END
LESS
S U F F E R I N G
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REMINDER: LAPEARL POSTING CAN (NOT) CONTINUE

YOU CANNOT MIX TWO SKINNY, BALLERINA TYPES LIKE LAPIS AND PEARL. IT IS NOT AESTHETIC AT ALL.

PLEASE PROMPTLY DELETE ALL LAPEARL PICTURES. THANK YOU.
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>>85500126
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>>85499999
Nice quints Garnet

Please sit on my face
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>>85500109

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld.
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>>85500041
Slowbro is definitely a fusion. Canonically it enolves because a Shellder bites its tail, and then they both transform. It even reverts back to a Slowpoke if the Shellder is knocked off it.
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>>85500040
I swear to god if these two dont fuse, well, I cant do shit to be honest, but still I really want these two to fuse out of good intentions
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>>85500072
>the show would go off the air immediately
Does no one remember the furry lesbians from Courage?
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>>85499926
much better
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>>85499590
Yep
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Pick a gem, pick music they'd listen to

Rainbow Quartz - Goldfrapp, Kate Bush
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>>85499786
>>85499550

THIS IS GARNET
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>>85499999
nice quads and jojo reference
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>>85500132
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>>85500155
>the Lapearl fusion turns out skinnier than both of them
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>>85500132
>lapis is a victim
/bob/ here, I fucking hate tumblr. She basically admitted in alone at sea that she used the relationship to take out her anger on Jasper, she's at the very least mutually abusive.
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Can someone link the comic where Lapis rips off the alien doll's bowtie and sticks it on Peridot?
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>>85500109
Why live
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>>85500155
>No Lapearl!
>Not because they have no chemistry or because they barely interact with each other, but because fuck them skinny bitches
You're a weird dude, anon.
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Love you /sug/
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>>85498953

>5 fucking stevens

Holy shit
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>>85500104
Remember the CG's don't give two shits about anyone other than those in their inner circle, I'm sure they would've been fine with bubbling peridot forever if Steven didn't pop it.
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>>85500201
Lapearl has stealth capabilities
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>>85500198
Malachite is the only gem on earth that can please Alexandrite
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>>85500162
Mechanically, that never happens.
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>>85499822
The curse is you'll inevitably are it posted again

A very benign curse
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>>85499999
I feel like that's the second quints I've seen with that exact jojo refrence in under a week.
what the fuck...
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>>85500218
i gotcha
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>>85499848
>>85499937
>>85500123
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>>85499999
>>85499999
NICE QUADS ABDUL
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>>85500170
Either Steven and Lapis or Steven and Garnet is next, Pearl is def last
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>>85500201
>Anorexite
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>>85500229
You can make Steven and the Stevens, and the roadie crew of Steven and Steven.
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>>85498953
What the fuck is Greg's mouth doing
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>>85500229
I could 6
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>>85500245
Thx brosif!
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>>85500229
Steven's penis will surely get in the way
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>>85500155
But lapis is limber
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>>85500171
Yeah, but they weren't hot.
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>>85500106
Neat. But what should we call it?
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How will the corruption be undone? Any ideas?

Will Steven be able to find the original form of a gem in that confused mess of a corrupted mind?
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>>85500271
IT WON'T
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>>85500271
IT WON'T
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>>85499999
Checked
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>>85500276
looks like shes got an angry crush on herself
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>he doesn't like Connie
You don't have shit taste do you /sug/?
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>We'llnever get a greg and Steven fusion played by Jack Black
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>>85499958
the whole 'care to explain' really came off as smug when I read it. people post ratings here periodically and many people just understand. the easiest way to compare shows is look at the episode listings in wikipedia. If you want the breakdown of the demographics and how that can be used to predict a shows future success/future timeslot/syndication value/etc you will have to research that yourself because I do not know for certain how that works I just know that SU's average of 1.5 isn't super great for this network but this will be the year that ratings will be more ignored in favour for hulu/netflix/etc data.
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Notes on Smokey Quartz?
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>>85500286
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I find it hard to believe that the Gems are in there second era. I know an era can be millions of years, but really? Only two? I think that the Gems are really in there 3rd era, and there first era secret held only by The Diamonds. Because you know, this fucking show loves it's secrets.
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>>85500271
It won't
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>>85500302
t. Jamie
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>>85500305
Liking Connie is a meme.
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>>85500218
Such cruelty, such cuteness. I don't know what to feel.
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>>85500311
Fuck you, I liked the character, not everything has to be a waifu.
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>>85500311
we already saw yesterday
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>>85500271
>>85500289
>>85500293

Guuuuuyyyyyyssssss...... Staaaaaaahp.........
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>>85500224
>>85500276
Lapis is just Pearl painted blue with a full head of hair.

Pic related is what their boring ass fusion would look like.

>>85500277
>Lapis with the hank hill body
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>>85500213
Jasper wasn't abusive at all though. She asked for consent, roughly but she asked, begged even, and Lapis consented. When things went to shit Jasper tried to nope the fuck out of the fusion but Lapis was too strong. After that she was mainly fighting for her freedom, and eventually just control of the fusion so she could fulfill the original purpose of fusing into Malachite in the first place ie kick the CG's collective ass.

>inb4 hurr she grabbed Lapis forcefully
Yeah, and Lapis broke Greg's leg and also tried to drown Steven and Connie. Peridot also calmly pushed Greg off the roof. The gems seem to be rather rough with each other.
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>>85500286
go inside the corrupted gem's mind and heal a literal tear in their mind space
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>>85500286
Steven will use duct tape on the tear in Jasper's mind
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>>85500311
I love her

End of notes
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>>85500286
maybe greg is the solution, i mean the pain generated by the murdercock must blow away all the corruption of the gem
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I will do it for her. And I would do it for her.
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I'm kinda glad the Summer of Steven is over.
I don't want a hiatus,
but I happy we aren't in a bomb format.
The weekly schedule will be nice.
It was starting to become to much of a good thing.
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>alien society is different from earth society
>this is bad somehow
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>>85499920
Are you me?
Seriously, I acknowledge that Jasper and Pearl never properly spoke to each other, but the potential development for both of them is perfect!
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>>85500311
Cute
An angel made of sunshine laziness and puns
My daughterfu
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Earlier this morning there was someone comparing a Smokey Quartz gif/webm to an episode of Cowboy Bebop, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
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>>85500305
Connie is my favorite.
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>>85499920
>jaspearl
mah nigga. It's the under the radar ship that makes great sense when you think about it, with amazing character development possibilities too
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>>85500321
yes, it will. U can see smoky for example... his penis yurned into a plus weird arm
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>>85499936
That was hawt.
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>>85500375
I prefer Jasper x Her Pearl
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when will my otp happen
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Jaspearl posts need to stop
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>>85500346
That's a funny way to spell sexy.
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>>85500364
I love you knightpole anon.
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>>85500406
Garnet does the best fusion dances

I can't wait for her aggressively sexual dance with Jasper
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>>85500371
>Rose was justified because Gems should be able to choose what they want to do!
>Gems are made with specific purposes in mind
>Even when gems rebel they still tend to go towards their nature.
Why was Rose justified in shattering PD and killing countless gems again?
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>>85500155
This. Pearl is for me and me alone.
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>>85500311
They're cute.

If they could develop into the mini-Buddha in that concept art then even better, but the insecure little powerhouse they already are is good enough for me.

Smoky's just trying their best.
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>>85500447
Get out
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LAPIS...HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ANIMALS?
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>>85500443
Garnet + Jasper will be bloody huge.
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>>85500155
>Garnet: "fusions come together through the shared intimacy of dancing"
>Smokey: "fuck, I ain't got time for that shit. A rugged handshake does me fine."
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and This is mine
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>>85500106
10/10
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>threat appears
>"may i wonder what will happen"
>they fuse
>again
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Does anyone else want Pearl to be the first one to call out Lapis on her bullshit? If anyone knows anything about being a cunt, it's her. Plus it would show how Pearl has finally grown as a character that she can recognize the flaws of others
as a Lapearl shipper I just want them to interact pls sucrose don't throw me under the bus like this
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>>85500475
Blue Pearl is Lapearl
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>>85500310
non-native English speaker, didn't realized that 'care to explain' sounds cocky. My bad anon

i've read a lot of people explaining that matter and gathered the exact same - 2M and above is great, 1,5 is meh but not critical either. at least we know that show is still going strong and that what matters in this case
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>>85500436
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>>85498993
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your Pearl r34-covered computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little /sug/ thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Pearl rotating her hand, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Peridot-shaped corn chips on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to hear about Steven Universe from you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a space rock. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a shitposter. A pathetic Pearlfag shitposter. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “LION AROUND.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old fusion dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>85500419
... until someone comes up with a really good fusion design.
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>>85500311
Cute
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>>85500443
That will be hot because Garnet might not have to lead for once
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>>85500375
>I acknowledge that Jasper and Pearl never properly spoke to each other
Oh, it just means the ship hasn't been shot down in canon yet. Let's hope it never will be.
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>>85500406
Garnet and Pearl are always all over each other. Whenever Pearl is scared she immediately grabs Garnet. They should just get to together now that Rose is a 14 year old boy.

PEARLNET IS CUTE. CUTE!
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>>85500462
>Jasper gets fixed
>Moves into the Barn with Lapis & Peridot
>Jasper: Uh, hey, Lapis... I was wondering... Can I get a pet?
>Lapis: Are you going to try to fuck it?
>Jasper:... Nnnnnnnnooooooooo...
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>>85500500
Several people already have
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>>85500519
Peridot is a pet
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>>85500392
>It's the under the radar ship that makes great sense when you think about it
No ships make sense. They are all retards forcing characters that have no romantic attachment to each other together in their own heads. Jaspearl is dumber than most as the only fucking reason people ship it is because of the stupid meme that Pearl likes big gems. Jasper is literally her enemy. Even if she gets redeemed(she won't) she isn't gonna fall in love with someone so completely different to Rose.
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>>85500500
I'm still honing the sketch I posted yesterday, working on it just give me some time

Not sure I'd call it "really good" though.
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>>85500516
Pearl is too, "clingy"
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>>85500516
Pearl just gravitates towards authority

She'll be all over Steven when he's older and officially leading the Crystal Gems
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>How is it possible for someone to get shit on the underside of a toilet seat? How, unless you smeared it all over there on purpose, and I know you didn't? I'm so tired of cleaning shit out of places that defy the laws of physics to find it in! Please stop whatever it is you're doing that bends the rules of nature and lets you shit beneath the rim of what you're sitting on!

An Open Letter from Greg Universe
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>>85500419
Pearl deserves better than that.
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i think at this point garnet or pearl has to have another fusion unless they expand on the fusions they already have. so its pearl ship lottery at this point
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>>85500516
I am salty/salty
>fusions are their own person
>but garnet dating anyone would be polygamy
BS
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>>85500519
>jasper gets fixed
You're not funny
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>>85500445
I wonder even if the CG's did shatter the diamonds, wtf would the presumably millions of gems that have served the diamonds for thousands of years even do? What exactly was their plan, you can't just say "Oh you're free now kek" and not expect things to go to total shit.
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>>85500516
She probably only clings onto strong leaders, kind of like master figures. If Jasper becomes "good" and joins the CG, then I could see Pearl doing the same with her
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>http://thatanonthatleakssu.tumblr.com/post/148997859477/megapost-5

the anon leaker guy is putting a lot of work into this shit if it's fake
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>>85500361
>Greg runs around fucking random monsters and turns them into women
Nice.
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>>85500334
Not every non-waifu character has to have a hideous design.
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>>85500508
U guys remember that malachite first appearance didn't come with much like a dance right? Ja´per is so brute she could only make rough simple moves
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>>85500552
Pearl doesn't deserve shit, Jasper is too good for her.
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>>85500542
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>>85500542
Greg, what do you want?
I'm trying to /ss/ with Steven.
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>>85500542
Fuck off Greg. We're busy almost killing your kid wife.
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>>85500535
Pearl's owner shattered Jasper's diamond
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>>85500419
>she big
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>>85500516
I can't view them in a romantic light simply because it involves Garnet. Garnet is perma-taken so it's impossible to ship her with anyone. Pearl/Amethyst though, now that's something else.
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>>85500568
This person is psychotic if this is fake
>"soft core child porn"
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Shouldn't that be "Can you custom build a Pearl for fusion?"
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>>85500552
But what could be better than the flawless quartz war hero, anon?

>>85500535
>she isn't gonna fall in love with someone so completely different to Rose.
But that's just the point. The show has made a big point of how unhealthy Pearl's obsession on Rose is, how it looks more to have been the obedient worshipping of a pearl to her gem rather than anything she chose herself.
It's Over was emphasising that, she's still stuck on Rose. Falling for someone different will be good for her, a development point in her character arc.
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>>85500568
it is lmao
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>>85500603
Opal?
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>>85500568
The thing I love about these """leaks""" is that they never EVER fucking talk about non plot/action episodes. Do these morons honestly believe that they are able to fit this much shit into a 26 episode season, alongside the usual townie/SoL episodes? Not to mention most of this shit sounds something straight out of a 13 year old's first fanfiction.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5KckytsmPA
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>>85500486
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>>85500445

So

What did the rebels think was going to happen if they won? Eventually their numbers would have dwindled. Does anyone really think that someone like Bismuth would have been okay with just dying out?

Would the rebels have had their own civil war, with one group wanting to find more planets to colonize and one group opposing it?
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>>85500597
>Pearl's owner
Wow. Could you seriously fucking not? I'm so fucking triggered right now. I knew what people said about this place was true.
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>>85500549
>Don't have sex with my big woman
An Open Letter From Pearl
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>>85499601
I never knew my penis demanded Jasper in pigtails... Until now...
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>>85500584
eek, let that shit for the gems
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>>85500642
I'm sorry
Pearl's pal
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>>85500584
good job
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>>85500642
B8 out of 8 m8
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>>85500568
IT'S LEGIT I TELL YOU HEALED CENTIPEETLE AND JASPER'S PEARL ARE CONFIRMED
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>>85500563
Let's be real. The real reason the Crystal Gems rebelled is so they don't have to work. Under the Diamond authority gems all have jobs to do. If the Crystal Gems weren't fighting corrupted gems or fighting homeworld gems from time to time, they'd be relaxing at home, or having an emotional breakdown like they tend to do.
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>>85500489
What bullshit? Peri already called her out for being a reclusive cunt, and Lapis called herself out for being abusive and destructive.
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>>85500286
Definately by him going into their minds/gems with his dream powers.

There's three general ways this could go:

>Gurren Lagaan Route
>Corruption puts the gems conciousness into a dreamlike state where they can't focus and just let things go.
As much as I'd love to see that with all the gems, doubt it'd be the case here since Peetle seemed pretty cognizant.

>Pyschonauts Route
>Corruption throws their mind and inner world into total chaos by putting some kind of manifestation into it that fucks them up.
Seems pretty likely this would be the way from how it's been introduced so far.

>Soul Eater Route
>Corruption affects the conscious itself, putting them into a state of isolation and loneliness within their inner world.
Not as likely, but I do wanna note how fucking similar Crona's soul world thing seems to be to stuff like Malachite's inner world.

>>85500352
>"The tear is a literal crack inside her mind!"
By far the dumbest shit from the alleged "leaks"
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>>85500642
pearl is a slave and rose was her abusive owner. whats wrong with that?
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I don't think Pearl is ending up with anyone.
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>>85500584
I ayy lmaod
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>>85500568
These """""""""""""leaks""""""""""""""" are ridiculous
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>>85500619
>Wow Pearl getting over her love for Rose is really hard for her
>Should she try to be her own independent gem who isn't defined by the person she loved so much?
>naw better just put her with someone else since she's so pathetic she can't exist alone
You're a moron if you think just fucking someone else is good development for someone like pearl.
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>>85500636
>Bismuth really wants to make weapons.

>Assuming that the war never fighting never broke out, or if they won and all fighting is over, what would she do?

Holy shit. Maybe Bismuth is a thug!
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>>85500685
I don't think anyone is ending up with anyone.
literally the only ships that are going to be canon are Steven + Connie and Ruby + Sapphire. If you think otherwise you are delusional.

Neither Amedot or Lapidot is going to happen. Jaspis isn't going to happen, Jaspearl, none of it.
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>>85500668
which makes sense, because they don't need to earn money to survive, or any other reason why people go to work
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>>85500665
>muppet hands
Ewww
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>>85500706
You think it's better for her to remain single forever after the show has shown she's still just holding on to her unhealthy obsession over Rose even after she's gone?

Why do you think that being independent = being alone? You think that it's impossible to be with someone without being completely codependent on them?
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>>85500706
Exactly anon. I wouldn't mind someone pining after Pearl though. Connie/Pearl had potential but that ain't happening.
>>
Would you die for this show?
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>>85500628
the anon mentioned a couple of townie episodes in other asks but that huge megapost was just answering all the questions people must have been sending into them. Nobody gives a shit about townie episodes so they aren't going to ask about them
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man, i can't wait for the finale where the cgs just fuse and the big bad just stands there getting hit
mhhhhh so good
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>>85499756
>>85500706
>>85500726
All of this
Ship, but know it won't come true
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>>85500636
>their numbers would dwindle
How exactly? They are a group of immortal beings that require literally nothing to survive. There is no logical reason for the expansion.
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>Misseps still hasn't dumped more info about Lapis lays an egg

Is something going on with Misseps?
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>>85500736
>You think it's better for her to remain single forever
Yes? What's wrong with that?

>after the show has shown she's still just holding on to her unhealthy obsession over Rose even after she's gone?
In Mr.Greg she finally accepted that Rose is gone for good.
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>>85500733
Sure, they don't age or depend on food or organize material to survive, but that doesn't mean that other factors can't shorten their life spans. For example, they can still shatter, either by unfortunate accidents or hostile alien life. Eventually, they would begin to dwindle.
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>>85500752
After the finale
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>>85500752
No. Cause I wouldn't be able to see it
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For the guy who requested pearl and amy playing cards yesterday, I'm working on it now
I'll post in a few hours when it's done
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>>85500766
Who do you guys think fertilized Lapis?
inb4 murdercock
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>>85500752
No, but I'd live for it.
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>>85500766
It's encoding
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>>85499011

ruby you ableist fuck she can't smell the damn flower
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>>85500736
in her particular case, it's nigh-impossible. being not even codependent, but flat out dependent, is in her nature. not saying it's 101% undoable, but it'll take a huge effort to process
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>>85500726
This anon gets it. Its why I fucking hate shippers. They ruin every fandom and get pissed when their ship they know would never happen doesn't happen.
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>>85500568
A group of Nephrites and the Ruby squad all live in the barn? I was going to call BS but then again the place could turn into a camp. Resembling CPH
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>>85500793
It was a Homeworld Trio joint effort
The spawn will be healthy
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>>85500568
>On the subject of Garnet, she has a lot of moments early in the season because she’s not focused on as much later in the season. Ruby and Sapphire are the ones focused on
I will burn CN to the fucking ground.
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So, what's stopping homeworld from just orbitally bombarding the earth with laser beams when they find out about what's happening?
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>>85500818
But what will the spawn be???
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>You couldn't protect Centi's smile
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>>85500808
Shipper here. If my ship doesn't become canon, I'll be ok. Won't even be angry.
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>>85500568
>http://thatanonthatleakssu.tumblr.com/post/148997859477/megapost-5
so centi is nephite hu?
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>>85499101

I met an actual "crystal energy" bitch in real life.

They must not have helped because she's still miserable and apparently transgenderd

used to criticize christians for their "dumb beliefs" too kek
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>>85500765

Amethyst almost died falling on a rock, numbnuts. Shit happens.
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>>85500838
Ammolite champion of earth
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>>85500837
HAHA GUYS WHAT IF THEY JUST BLEW UP THE PLANET IN THIS KIDS CARTOON
WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY.
GUYS WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY
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I'm glad my ship is the canon-est of all the canon.
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>>85500103
what's with this chazz meme lately?
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Why is Lapis such a fuckable slut?
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>>85500773
true, but labor work doesn't really helps in that case either
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>>85500823
Kek
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>>85500837
Nothing supposedly, aside from range, but Earth is so primitive it's not easy to contact homeworld.
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Something that I've been wondering.

If Steven mates with someone (Say, Connie) Would he have to give up his physical form to impregnate her?
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>>85500857
And then Steve used Rose's powers to heal her.
As long as Rose or her children are around there is no reason a single gem would ever die.
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>>85500837
Well at the moment they still think it's incubating the Cluster.
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>>85500568
He's really sticking to it but there's just so much bullshit in this my fucking god.
I can't even decide which is the dumber shit:
>that the CGs willingly go to HW and end up getting captured
or
>that fucking Here Comes a Thought, a song Sugar wrote when she was depressed/suicidal and shit, is about Steven singing how he messed up to Jasper.

The former's just all kinds of dumb. The latter is just insulting.

>>85500816
He basically said
>Steven heals jasper by singing Here Comes a Thought in her dream world thing
>Then he goes off and heals Centi and her whole crew
>And they redeem 3 of the 5 rubies (no eyeball or leggy)
>and they all live at the barn with Peridot building more places there
>And yes, he even said there was an episode where Peridot sets up a Camp Pining Hearts style competition between the Rubies and Centis
It's all bullshit fanfic stuff this anon made up that he's passing off as leaks he got from "his friend who works for CN".
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>>85500871
Lazing about like a NEET, messy hair and the dont give a fuck attitude. Also she's hot
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>>85500865
they did in TMNT
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>>85500896
Sand cum
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>>85500871
feet
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Is "Fusions are their own gems" the biggest lie ever told?
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>>85500623
Opal x Garnet
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>>85500871
Sex hair.
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>>85500924
Reminder that Lapis can footslut me all day everyday
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>>85500497
nah, i'm bitchy today shouldn't have taken it out on here. if an episode dips below 1M, that is a bad sign and if the show ends this airing dump below 1.5M (rumour has it we only have a dozen episodes left before hiatus), that is trouble too as it places it nearer to shows like clarance, AT and regular show and turbo plaza is around the corner.
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>>85500927
Yes
Proof: garnet is still Ruby and sapphire and won't date anyone
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>>85500927
No? They are very clearly their own gems.
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>>85500871
Experience
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>>85500896
No, I assume not
Steven has his Mother's gem, so while he will be physically immortal all of his mortal friends and family will die without him.
C'est la vie
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>>85500944
>>85500924
it's nice to be among like minded people
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>>85500851

No, and that's how you can tell the "leaks" are bullshit. Well, one of the ways.

Bismuth said she and Pearl pulled a Nephrite out of a dropship's cockpit, but Centi and her crew didn't come in dropships. They came in the big saucers that didn't have cockpits, and landed well before the war ever began for the purposes of erecting structures. They were a construction crew that got pulled into the fighting.
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>>85500896
why? he's basically a human body with an implant
he has a standart male physiology (or so it seems)
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>steven in becoming more like his mother ie a terrible person
u were th chosen 1
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>>85500499
the fact that this bothers you so much says more about you than somebody who lights your fuse with a simple image.
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>>85500951
She totally made that up because she doesn't like Jamie and wanted the kids to leave her alone
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>>85500992
Ok
But why won't garnet fuck pearl
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>>85500901
>As long as Rose or her children are around there is no reason a single gem would ever die.

...unless they were shattered instead of merely cracked.
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>>85500924
I'm not a footfag, so why do I wanna touch them?
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>>85501004
Why won't anyone fuck Pearl? She's too desperate
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>>85501011
because you are a footfag too
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>>85500994
Murdercock and dealing how Rose IS her son (or something). . .
It's complicated
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>>85500877
No, but if they make more of themselves, which we know they can do in Kindergartens, they won't die out. And it's just the unfortunate imperative of all life, either organic or artificials, that they'll wish to build a large empire of their life. They are not more or less fallible than human beings.
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>>85500896
If he can impregnate someone, I'd say that his daddy parts are apart of his human half and he should be fine. If being half Gem makes him sterile, then he would have to shapeshift his daddy parts into mommy parts, and at that point yes.
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>>85500871
Character is designed to be fapbait, right down to her fucking gem placement being in a sexy spot on her back.
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>>85501004
>>85501027
Garnet, amethyst and Rose have all fucked Pearl
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So "Lion = Greg’s cat + PD’s shards" that does a lot of sense
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>>85500990
...it's a copypasta bro
he's not even the one who adjusted it to 'Lion Around'
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>>85501027
And clingy
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>>85501004
Garnet is two midgets constantly fucking, three's a crowd and all.
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>>85500994
She's biding her time until Greg dies. Then she 'accidentally' kills Steven and she's got Rose back. It's called playing the long game.
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>>85501034
I just can't stop staring at them

This is /sugs/ fault
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>>85501047
FUCK YOU, THIS ISN'T BECOMING AN M-PREG-THREAD! FUCK OFF TO >>>/d/ with that shit
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Sucrose is for _________
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>>85501008
>Amethyst hit with more force than a bullet merely cracked her gem
>Rose took a Ferris Wheel going the speed of sound to the gut and didn't even have a scratch on it
>Peridot has a boulder as large as an adult fall on her face and it doesn't even poof her let alone crack her gem
I think you underestimate what it takes to crack a gem let alone completely shatter one
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>>85501076
I've been in /sug/ almost 2 years and I'm no footfag, don't blame us for your perversions anon
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>>85501092
Being abused by.
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>"hey jasper, want to have some fun with that pearl while we wait?"
What did she mean by this?
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>>85501092
making an animated show that scores of college aged men discuss on a Butanese cobbling forum
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>>85501092
Admiring from a respectful distance
>>
Leeeeeeeooonn!
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>>85501076
i was a footfag before /sug/ it's been great here i do really like fangs now though
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>>85501103
You're right, I'm just being dumb

Lapis IS just fapbait
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Do any of you guys remember that one shitposter who said that he could easily take out a gem with a sniper rifle?
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>>85501103
>>85501076
And I've been in /sug/ for two weeks and I was a footfag long before that. Can't be blaming /sug/ for this
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>>85501138
/sug/ turned me into a fag for giantesses
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I gotta say, I'll be pissed if we find out that Lion is a gem. Lion is male, I don't want them to pull some kind of switcharoo
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>>85501092
Raping in a dark alley while you call her a nerd and tell her to write another Kevin episode
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>>85501133
oops I dropped it and it fell out of existence
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>>85501152
why couldn't you? it's high velocity, small diameter piercing. none of the bludgeoning the gems have taken in a larger area
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>>85501053
No, it doesn't.
Not at all.
Not now.
Not never.
First of all, when has Greg ever mentioned a cat. Second, I highly doubt that when Rose shattered PD, she was all "Let me stay here and pick up these pieces of my former leader that I just killed while everyone surrounds me." And thirdly, you're stupid and shut up.
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>>85501152
Yes. He was even going on about taking on Homeworld.
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>>85501163
>implying sucrose wouldn't rape you while cosplaying stevonnie
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>>85501162
>Lion is male
Says who?
Maybe the magic pink lion is a lioness with lots of hair
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>>85501152
If falling onto a rock can crack Amethyst's gem, a sniper round can easily shatter a gem
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>>85498953
>That Connie
I want one
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>>85501174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDJkSzvD7q4
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>>85501162
I think Lion is literally just a giant pink Lion that Rose made
Nothing more, nothing less
It's funnier for no one to elaborate on the fact that there is a GIANT TELEPORTING PINK LION, and just roll with it.
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>>85501211
the watermelon is the only one i'd buy for sure
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>>85501198
Holy shit I missed that
He had me at "I can take on the CGs easy"
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>>85501053

The fuck it does. Cats don't eat rocks. Why Greg's cat? Was it an experiment? Then why the fuck did Rose wait so long? Why didn't Greg recognize Lion? Greg sure didn't have a cat at any point that we saw him. It would have to be after he got the job at the car wash. Where did he keep it? In his van?

It's a pretty retarded idea.
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>>85501152
>>85501179
>>85501198
>>85501209
Durabilities are inconsistent.
Don't revive a dead shitpost discussion that was 100% bait.
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>>85501207
Don't get cheeki with me, cunt
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>>85501209
Not necessarily, a gem has never been shattered onscreen so we don't really know how much more difficult it is to shatter a gem as opposed to just cracking it.
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>>85500311
She's cute
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>>85501223
I want this too anon
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>>85501199
YOU'RE OBSSESSED WITH ME
OBSSESSED!
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>>85501238
but what if he gets breeki
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>>85501152
Can a sniper shatter a gem? Yes
Can a sniper Shatter a diamond? Yes
Can a sniper shatter a gem from Steven Universe?
The answer is yes
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>>85501259
Need comic now
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>>85501268
Then I'll change the subject to Lappy
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>>85501205
>Lioness with lots of hair
>A Lioness with a mane

You really don't know, do you?..
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>>85500568
>>85500568

>http://thatanonthatleakssu.tumblr.com/post/148970346502/megapost-1
>http://thatanonthatleakssu.tumblr.com/post/148971176407/megapost-2
>http://thatanonthatleakssu.tumblr.com/post/148972278592/megapost-3
>http://thatanonthatleakssu.tumblr.com/post/148973389082/megapost-4
>http://thatanonthatleakssu.tumblr.com/post/148997859477/megapost-5
>even more before all this

this guy is insane
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>>85501209
Do you even understand the amount of force falling onto a sharp rock from a 100 feet or more up produces? Clearly you don't because its a lot less than a sniper round for damn sure.
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>>85500117
This is my crowning achievement.
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>>85501235
It was funny regardless

Just imagining an edgy 19 year old trying to take down gems
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>>85501199
>implying she wouldn't dress as Stevonnie and make you dress as Kevin and tell toyboy pound her Connie cunny
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>>85501293
A bullet can shatter a diamond ffs, of course it can shatter a gem from the show.
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>>85501179
>>85501209
>>85501278
>>85501293
Im literally ayy lmaoing right now, I didn't expect this bait poster to haunt us again
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>>85501053
That makes no sense

Why would PD just be like 'K I'm Rose's pet lion now whatever' and why would the shards somehow turn a cat into a giant pink Lion?
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>>85501162
>>85501223
I'll give the faggot making those """""leaks""""" one credit: he chose a pretty tame idea for what Lion is, at least in part.

According to those totally legit leaks,
>Rose wanted to fix corruption
>Somehow that lead her to trying to use PD's shards
>Combined them with Greg's old cat somehow
>Made Lion, with the shards basically overtaking it
>Deemed it a failure and moved on to plan B for baby

I can at least agree with half that happening.
I do think Lion is some result of Rose doing some shit to Greg's cat.
And MAYBE she used some of PD's shards for it.
But even then I don't think that Lion IS Pink Diamond or anything. He's just mutated from her energy or whatever. he's still just a very well trained housecat otherwise.

The idea of doing it to somehow fix corruption and then going for Steven instead is a bit weirder.
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>>85501287
>a MAGIC pink lion with a mane in a show where the only magical beings are women
Lion is clearly not a male no matter if she has a mane or not. I don't know what or who she is but it is a she.
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>>85501290
Please don't tell me anyone is that stupid to fall for this obvious attempt at attention whoring.
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>>85501315
God thing we are dealing with magic space rocks in a fucking kids show and not diamonds then.
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>>85501316
That not what aay lmao means you dingus
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>>85501325
>Lion has a gem corpse jammed into him.
How is that tame? It's edgy fanfic bullshit
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>>85501322
Think of Lion being the opposite of a corrupted gem. Corruption turns gems into crazy monsters. Rose did the opposite and turned PD into a gentle beast.
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>>85501329
source:your ass
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>>85501325
>Rose and Greg support animal testing
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>>85501329
I highly doubt the writers and artists are retarded enough to do that. If they wanted to imply that Lion is female, they shouldn't have given it a fucking mane.

It's common fucking knowledge and if Lion turns out to actually be female I'll be so cross over it
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>>85501329
>the only magical beings are women
Who is Steven
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>>85501325
Where the fuck do people get the idea that Lion is Greg's cat + PD's shards? Greg has never once been shown to have a fucking cat for the love of fuck. Have your fucking (You).
>>
>fake leaks
>jasper is SU's version of Vegeta

And stopped right there

Jasper will be a lot more of a brighter character then Vegeta
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>>85500286
Since humans were not affected by the diamond's corruption attack, humans are likely completely immune to corruption.

Steven's shown resilience to things which only affect gems before, like the destabilizers. So he likely is also immune to corruption.

Steven fusing with a corrupted gem could plausibly give them a temporary immunity to corruption, rooting it out of the gem before unfusing into 2 non-corrupted beings.
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>>85501329
Its a he brah. Its called sexual dymorphism. Only male lions have manes. And don't go talking about trans and gender tumblr shit. Also Lion was inlove with giant realistic flying tiger from say uncle.
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>>85501376
what are you gonna do? write a strongly worded letter?
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>>85501359
itwasjoke.avi
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>>85501352
Ruby got smacked by a meteor and her gem cracked, the same physics apply in real life to the show "generally"
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>>85501392
It was from a throwaway line in Maximum Capacity where Steven asks why Greg owned a cat kennel when he never owned a cat.
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>>85501408
Rant about it on the internet is more my style
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what is each gem's cutest moment?
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>>85501397
>Also Lion was inlove with giant realistic flying tiger from say uncle.
Not a good argument

When the gems are "lesbians"
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>>85501392
he was shown to have emprty cat cage, which Steven explicitly pointed out for no apparent reason. people are going off from that in their theories
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>>85501385
A human. Only magical thing about him is his mom's gem
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>>85499305
>>85499275
>More sad Jaspearl please drawanon
http://imgur.comU00IMq9
There you are.
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>>85501329
Dude, Lion is not a gem.
He's an organic fucking lion. He eats lizards and lion lickers.
If he was in ANY way a fucking gem, Garnet would have said something by now. Like, sure, maybe it could fool Pearl, but no way Garnet wouldn't know.

>>85501363
That's why I said I don't agree with it fully.
I don't think they're just shoved in there IF they're even involved, which is a big if.
If they are, I imagine it's more of a radiation thing, that she used PD's energy to somehow make Lion.

>>85501392
>>85501426
>Steven asks when did they ever own a cat
>paintings of a cat with a pink ball of yarn in Greg's junk
>Sugar's actual cat's name is Lion
It's still a stretch, but it would tie some shit together in ways we've seen before.
>>
It's kind of funny how this show turned from magical mystery with comfy episodes to space opera shit with lore and too many lars and sadie screentime
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>>85501433
>Steven
All of his moments are the cutest moments
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>>85499337
Artist?
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>>85501421
>a meteor hurtling through space at thousands of miles an hour is equvilant to a sniper round
Please tell me no one is this fucking stupid.
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>>85501433
Pearl tapping the glass baking pan at the fireworks, the first time she put on the suit in Mr. Greg, or after the robot fight
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>>85501385
Steven is a girl

anarcholesbianism.tumblr.com/post/115756869089/doctor-lucky-deadlycrocker-ourladyoffemslash
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>>85501393
>>85501393
>vegeta is amazing
>vegeta jasper would bring an awesome dynamic to the current team
that's like, the one thing i want to be true from the "leaks"
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>>85501450
link's broken
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>>85501433
>Garnet: Reacting to Smoky Quartz
>Amethyst: Goop Hug
>Pearl: LION AROUND
>Lapis: UNTAN UNTAN
>Peridot: Seeing the Rain for the first time
>Jasper: FREE DOGS
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>>85501392

In Maximum Capacity, there was a pet carrier and a painting of a cat. Of course, we know for a fact that Greg just hoards all his family's old junk so neither of those things prove Greg actually had a cat.
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>>85501469
>He eats lizards and lion lickers.
So does amethyst
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>>85501436
So youre saying Lion is actually a trans lioness that is into females? a lioness that had surgery to get a mane. So steven has been calling Lion the wrong name this whole time.
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>>85499756

I hope you aren't right. That would be the most idiotic thing to alter your intentions with your work because of crazy ass fans.

Almost as bad as works of fiction that uses polls or character popularity to set the course of the story.
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>>85501480
Oh, crewniverse confirmed the relative speed of impact when the rock hit Eyeball? Mind sharing the link?
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>>85501491
http://imgur.com/U00IMq9
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>>85501433
Pearl when she dresses as a clown for Steven's birthday.
>>
Why does Pearl have so many songs

Half the cast are professional singers, get off your ass and stop writing Pearl songs for a while Sugar
>>
So I don't read these threads because they're generals which basically means /trash/ but am I to understand there will be no episode today? The daily thing is over?
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>>85501498
what about when peridot hugged the alien doll

that was pretty fucking cute
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>>85501536
Because Pearl is the best.
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>>85501433
>Garnet
Coming back together in hit the diamond and doing that laugh into a "whoops"
>Pearl
Pearl points.
>Amethyst
Her fight with Steven
>Steven
All of them.
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>>85501433
Garnet's 'I love you, bye' was super cute
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>>85501529
ther we go, thanks!
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>>85501393
>>85501486
You don't need everything else tacked onto those shitty leaks to believe in Vejasper being a thing.

It's very likely to be a thing. That's why that faggot put it in there, so it seems more credible.

She's clearly going to be redeemed at some point soon, you can keep hoping/planning for that.
But the rest of the shit is dumb fanfic fluff that faggot added on to get more attention.
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>>85501548
To be fair, every single Peridot moment can fall under the cutest
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>>85501397
>Only male lions have manes.

Really? Well, the Moremi Game Reserve in Botswana would like to have words with you regarding that.

http://www.sciencealert.com/why-do-these-lionesses-in-botswana-have-manes
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>>85501529
Where's slapis lazuli
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>>85501486
They've already got the parallel with the fusion/super saiyan obsession, in addition to all the other character traits in common. The only sad thing is that it was cool how Vegeta was usually the smartest one on the squad when it came to fighting tactics and knowing when to fuck off from a fight and when to press an advantage, while Jasper...seems to be lacking in that area.
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>>85499681
>suggesting that mutual abuse exists
hi /tumblr/
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>>85501580
Huh.

Well, fuck me. That's pretty cool.
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>>85501597
I'm going to need you to elaborate further as to what you mean by slapis lazuli.
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>>85501536
>Why does Pearl have so many songs
>Half the cast are professional singers, get off your ass and stop writing Pearl songs for a while Sugar
Hall is more available than Estelle and the other celebrities the show otherwise employs, and has a far better classical voice than Dietz (who has a fantastic character voice, don't get me wrong)

You kids today grew up with performances that have been so altered by software and sound engineers that you can't appreciate a truly practiced voice. Hall is a magnificent singer.
>>
Oh, images are gone.
Let's fix that.
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>>85501580
Lion is not from Botswana. Also 1 example that proves your point = 99 other examples that disprove your point. You're just like one of those anti-vaxxers that ignore 99% of the evidence shown against you in support of that 1% that reinforces your views.
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So are Pearl and Garnet not the least bit concerned about Amethyst and Steven's common thread for fusing is that they both view themselves as terrible failures who can't do anything?
>>
anus
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>>85501579
agreed
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i want to cuddle jasper
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I still like to think that Rose may turn out to be Pink Diamond. I mean, if the Diamonds are supposed to be worshiped as the "Most genetically perfect beings" by the Homeworlders and Rose preached that any gem could be whatever they want to be. Maybe Rose decided that she didn't want to be a Diamond. Homeworld, naturally seeing that she had abandoned her duties, deemed that she couldn't be a Diamond, because nothing that wasn't genetically perfect could be a Diamond. They slapped the name "Rose Quartz" as a symbol of "You're not a fucking Diamond, you whore." whereas she took it and used it as a symbol of "I choose not to be a Diamond, I choose to be whatever the fuck I like."

Not saying that it's not full of plot-holes, but it's still a possibility. Nothing in the series directly contradicts it, but nothing directly supports it either.
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>>85501604
>agreeing with tumblr's belief that only one person can abuse someone and that the "victim" can't be abusive as well
>what is codependency
Kill yourself tumblr.
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>>85501648
Hate to digress but he is right for one thing, Pearl is getting a lot more songs compared to the other singers like Lapis or Sapphire.
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>>85501660
Дayнyc блядь
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>>85501628
Whatever you think I mean by that
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>>85501600
Vegeta also had his 'moments', like allowing Cell to complete his evolution and becoming Majin just to get stronger. so he and Jasper are not that far off in that department
>>
Guys, I'm gonna be completely, 100% honest here:
If I could get a good vantage point near the lighthouse over the temple, I could wait until the CGs left their house and went onto the beach. Steven is an easy first target so that I could get rid of his shield, and he'll die if i hit him in the head anyway. Garnet would be next, I'd poof her and make handy work of the two fallen gems. If amethyst and Pearl made it to my position by then, I could easily throw a smoke grenade down, obscuring their few and confusing them with my modern earth technology. I'd wrench the spear from Pearl and hold her down while she tries to squirm and call for amythest, at which point id hammer the spear down on her gem, shattering it, or using my deagle if she gets too slippery. In her blind rage, amethyst wouldn't notice me coming up from behind with Pearls spear. When she turns around shed think I was Pearl because of the egg that I glued to my forehead, until I take a hammer and chisel and shatter her gem in one hit.
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>>85501600
maybe they just made her retarded as a villain so that the cgs could stand a chance against her and she'll magically remember her thousands of years of fighting experience and battle tactics if she becomes a good guy
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>>85501670
I want to take Jasper to a Wrestling show
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>>85501648
>You kids today
Fucking kill yourself right now. Traditional wisdom is the shittiest logical fallacy and is just plain stupid.
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>>85501604
>denying that mutual abuse exists

Anon...
>Whitaker et al,2 in a study of 14 000 young US couples aged 18-28 years, found that 24% of relationships had some violence and half of those were reciprocally violent. In 70% of the non-reciprocally violent relationships women were the perpetrators of violence.
http://pb.rcpsych.org/content/35/1/33.1
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>>85501673
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mutual+abuse+myth
read up you nignorant faggot
>>
So if this show is so progressive why are the shippings always consist of one very feminine gem and the other that could basically be mistaken for a guy?
>>
>>85501701
Durabilites are inconsistent.
Your aim is shit and Sniper elite pro 3 won't help you be better.

Garnet is right behind you.
Prepare to get buttfucked.
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>>85501653
Not that anon, but you're really holding onto being right.

The broad statement was made that only male lions have manes. Which in fact isn't correct, female lions may get manes, but this is very very very rare of a disorder.

I'm not sure what is there to ignore? There's proof that in fact a female lion can and may grow a mane. Because most of the time female lions don't have a mane does not disprove his or her point.
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>>85501433
Garnet: Smokey Quarts reaction
Pearl: After the robot right/Her moment with Greg
Amethyst: Her moments with Steven in Earthlings/Steven vs Amethyst
Steven: So many moments. Singing with Peridot was great
Peridot: Trying to fuse with Garnet/ In the rain
Lapis: Blushing to Peridot (i guess?)
Jasper: ...
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>>85501653
>Lion is not from Botswana

We don't actually know that. Lion can open portals, remember?

More to the point, Lion is clearly gem-related. Female or not, it can damn well have a mane if it wants to.
>>
>>85501674
I can't imagine a context for this standoff
>>
>>85501708
>>85501670
i want to cuddle at a wrestling show with Jasper
>>
>>85501701
get back in your bubble jasper
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>>85501671
She won't. Fuck off
>>85501701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUza1ZxcRh
This is you.
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>>85501674
>Lapinet
This is my ship
>>
https://i.imgur.com/dWgpMAR.png

Oh my god, Lamar's gone rogue. Leaks inc
>>
>>
>>85501731
Lapis: laughing like a dork at Peridot's antics
>>
>>85501730
all the gems look like hot chicks, not dudes. size difference is hot.
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>>85501701
>Implying Garnet wouldn't literally murder you before you laid a finger on Steven
O I am laffin
>>
I want to heal and comfort Jasper.
>>
>>85501721
>a bunch of feminist articles saying only women can be abused
Wow that is some great evidence there famalam
>>
>>85501731
WE COULD FLY
>>
>>85501777
i miss her already
>>
>>85500340
Steven
>>
What would your favourite Gem think about your favourite Band?
>>
>>85501777
I love her too
>>
>>85501730
>>85501734
SO lion is a girl now,Okay, fuck it Lion is female!
>>
>>85501782
>being illiterate
>>
>>85501789
And "except me" while shrugging
>>
Is Lapis really a part of the CG? She never goes on missions with them and stuff.
>>
>>85501805
>Garnet
>Earth Wind and Fire
She would dig it.
>>
>>85501728
Are you LITERALLY RETARDED? There's NO WAY some stupid rocks can match the sheer concentrated force of a 95 caliber sniper round. I've been out to the shooting range with my dad EVERY WEEK since I was 12. And if garnets future vision works so well, how come she couldn't predict Jasper hitting her with the destabilizer? And if she tried to jump in front of Steven then the bullet would go right through her physical light form and kill him anyway.
>>
>>85501820
Not officially, no
>>
>>85501820
Of course not
She's nothing but a waste of space
>>
i didn't join the party around the time when "the asian" was a thing but

what was the deal with "the asian"?
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>>85501805
Pearl would probably think it's blasphemy.

Captcha: Rose
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>>85501820
she isn't. Peridot was explicitly proclaimed CG, and shows interest in missions too. Lapis is just a friendly neutral.
>>
>>85501805
>Steven
>Modest Mouse
He'd like the lighter stuff (e.g. Good News for People who like Bad News) and dislike all the other albums for being too moody, angsty, and rough.
>>
>>85501810
No. We don't know 100% what sex lion is. We can assume Lion is a male, because that is the safest thing to assume because he does have a mane and most male lions naturally grow a mane.
>>
>>85501775
>>85501835
>>
>>85501835
You can't aim for shit.

Your ass went red a couple of minutes ago and you're still blasted..
>>
>>85501835
>EVERY WEEK since I was 12.
2 years of experience isn't exactly impressive
>>
>>85501811
I skimmed through the results and they were all from abuse shelters and written by women. There were also no evidence and most were opinion pieces at best.
>>
>>85501835
>how come she couldn't predict Jasper hitting her with the destabilizer
She did, but she had to protect Steven
>>
>>85501820
no, she just likes Earth. she will interact with the CG this season and learn to want to protect it
>>
>>85501847
Hellen was an unpopular boarder,
One or two people used that term to describe her
She happened to come across this, started complaining On Line about it
After that...well you know how 4chan is
>>
>>85501872
Anon I know you didn't really read any of that
Try again
>>
>>85501869
Shit beat me to it.
>>
>>85501805
>Pearl
>London Philharmonic
inb4 not a band
>>
>>85501805
>>85501826
>Earth, Wind, and Fire
Same, my nigga

I don't think It'd be Peridot's style though. Close second is Decemberists though, maybe she'd like that.
>>
So do people have a list of upcoming episodes? (and more importantly, when they're airing?
>>
>>85501847
Yes and knowing 4chan, i protest this start of yet another boarder>boarder>boarder shitshow.
>>
>>85501711
>Traditional wisdom is the shittiest logical fallacy and is just plain stupid.
Go fuck yourself, kid. There are legitimate differences between generations and a large part of those are cultural and based on media.

In the early 2000's autotune, other real-time post-processing, and powerful sound editing software exploded in the industry. Mediocre and poor singers can be made to sound practiced to most ears by a sound engineer and the right setup. People have lost appreciation for voices that are amazing unfiltered AND they've lost appreciation for voices that are technically unsound but full of character.
>>
>>85501916
No, go away
>>
>>85501865
Then why do people keep insisting Lion is female and when I bring up manes they say females get manes too?
>>
>>85501903
Pearl would probably be super into anything even remotely symphonic
>>
I find the idea of a race of slaves very sad and off putting. If Jasper owns one I'll be disgusted
>>
I wonder if we'll ever see a peridot or a different lapis fusion.

My favourite bits of fusions appearing is how their themes get changed around with the addition of another.
>>
Maybe the only malebeings in Homeworld are animals?
>>
>>85501922
and before that they sampled vocalists who had the best voice talent and dubbed them onto models who couldn't sing for shit but had marketable faces/bodies. and Milli Vanilli, truely dark days in music that only got darker with autotune.
>>
>>85501922
Jesus, how old are you? You write like a crotchety senior citizen
>>
>>85501805
i don't know if Jasper would like FFDP or not. i know Pearl wouldn't
>>
>>85501916
Season 5 Leaked Episode Titles


What it Means
Beach City Bash
Rose's Court
Steven, Amethyst, and The Worm
Day One
Lion 5: Back to the Revengeance
It's not Really Over is it
Knighthood
Jasperilla
Jesus, What The Fuck is That?
Hit The Books
Diamond Dogs
Fusion Ha!
That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
Breaking Point
Reach For The Sky
Critical Mass (Part 1)
Heavy Metal (Part 2)
What We Really Are (Part 3)
Steven Universe

No dates, though
>>
>>85501805
>Lapis
>Death Grips
Suitably angsty
She'd love Jenny Death
>I ponder digesting razors just to be done with you, I love you so much
>I like my iPod more than fucking
>your parasite is showing, that's not my bad
>all the days I don't die for you
SHES SO
>>
>>85501946
Because people have opinions and are only stating a plausible possibility of a future twist in the show.

It's not an uncommon trope in a story for an animal that is assumed to be male later on to everyone's surprise it's revealed to be actually a female.
>>
>>85501989
>no Lapis Lays an Egg
fake
>>
>>85501989
>>No dates, though
something tells me that you say that a lot.
>>
>>85501989
>Steven, amethyst, and the worm
>ITS BIG, GREEN, AND HAIRY
>>
>>85501894
Different anon, seriously though most of them are emotional lifestyle pieces or emphasising only serious violence ending up in police reports or hospital visits, or insists on accepting only 100% equal violence as "mutual" instead of seeing a relationship where both are somewhat abusive as mutual.

Can you quote any proper, legit studies where they've found that in no relationship ever are both parties abusive towards one another, that there's always just a victim and an abuser? Because that's what you'd need to do in order to claim that mutual abuse doesn't exist, and at least the police statistics of my country would disagree with you iirc
>>
>>85502037
Savage
>>
>>85502030
dead meme
>>
>>85502030
That's a season 4 episode, not season 5. How many times do I have to clarify this?
>>
>>85501820
She is sorta useless right now, will probably get a proper development arc like amy this season
>>
>>85501989
>No lapis lays an egg
anon it's time to stop posting in /sug/, /co/, 4chan, the internet, the mail etc
>>
>>85502037
Fucking destroyed
>>
>>85502037
Fuck, you caught me.

Guess I better go kill myself now
>>
>>85502037
Savage Thread 2.0
>>
>>85502077
Stream it
>>
>>85502053
We'll see when it actually airs
>>
>>85502077
Anon, you can't kill yourself
You have to str-
>>85502085
goddammit
>>
>>85502049

He knows that mutual abuse relationships exist. He just wants to be right.
>>
>>85501820
Lapis probably hates Pearl for inprisoning her, and hates Garnet for trying to stop Steven for letting her out, and is pissed at Bismuth for poofing her, and wishes that the CGs never existed so she didn't get caught up in the war
>>
>>85502037
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>85502037
damn, Jasper
>>
>>85499014
>someone actually voted for Zuke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XeAeUlhPP4
>>
>>85502037
Fuck why are we past image limit

Bravo anon
>>
>>85502110
then why does she love rose? hmmmm? does she even know stevers is rose quartz?
>>
Please hit fucking page 10
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>>85502135
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XeAeUlhPP4
I am never visiting another vocaroo from here again, hope you are proud of yourself!
>>
>>85502150
Lapis has never mentioned Rose
>>
>>85500868
We just found out what Pink Diamond's hair looks like, and it looks like Chazz'. Is it really hard to understand?
>>
>>85502037
Cap this for the next OP
>>
>>85502150
What the fuck are you talking about
>>
>>85502166
y tho
i liked it
>>
>>85502150
Steven isn't rose. He's her son, he has her gem.
>>
>>85502179
nah we can just call every bastard who posts any ep list the no dates anon
>>
>>85502135
>jappyfag is mad people like Zuke
Your shit wife deserved it
>>
>>85502183
steven is rose quartz
>>
>>85498953
>Onion's fucking head
>>
>>85502191
it was loud and made me throw up in my mouth
>>
>>85502211
WHAT
>>
>>85502205
>episode list anons BTFO for life
I love it
>>
>>85499153
Realistically, I'd talk to Light Plum, but I'd be thinking about Pink or Lilac
>>
even if the leaks are fake, those megaposts are interesting to read.
>>
>>85502256
>SOFTCORE CHILD PORN
>>
>>85502256
funny thing is if somebody does have eps/plots/leaks they will sprinkle them in with total bullshit for maximum kek
>>
>>85502211
well that just proves it. these people are pulling leaks out of their ass with no backing
>>
>>85502270
We moonrise kingdom now
>>
>>85502270
s-stop
>>
>>85502276
As long as we keep an eye on the one accurate source for titles: http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-warning-spoilers-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=11

We don't have to trust anything posted here even if they use the link as a reference.
>>
>>85502256
The only "leak" that comes to mind that didn't come from CN's servers was the alone at sea screenshots.
>>
>>85502270
Where did it mention softcore cp?
>>
>>85502314
NEW THREAD
>>
>>85502208
I'm not even a Jasperfag though, I'm a Pearlfag.
>>
did a new episode air today?
>>
>>85501197
when Steven is in the storage shed yelling at Greg and amethyst he throws a cat cage and asks when did you even have a cat
>>
>>85501957
Jasper followed all other Homeworld conventions before taking lapis' fusion schlong. Why would she be adverse to Pearl ownership? She even insults our Pearl for being defective.
>>
>>85501580
>http://www.sciencealert.com/why-do-these-lionesses-in-botswana-have-manes

it clearly states there probably genetic aberrants and even cited a case where a captive lionesses ovaries functioned like testes, causing a similar condition.
>>
>>85499505
it's percentages
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