/sug/ - Steven Universe General

daily reminder that steven is evil and steven jr is a weapon

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Good morning /sug/

SARDONYX A SHIT

OPAL A BEST

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>>85452983
Why is she so mean /sug/?

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nth for PEAK OIL STEVEN

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Got any fresh fusions to share?

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>>85452983

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>>85452983
Damn OP

>>85452983
>Homewrecker Lappy
oh fugg she's stepped on Onion's turf

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What's his endgame?

Remember to vote for and keep shilling the /sug/ song poll

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r yall mcfuckn reddy for endgame gems

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nth for the BLOOOO gem

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You'll find me
in a sea of dreams
where no one
cares about my words
I hear her voice
she laughs now
she loves me now
and always did

>>85453038
>inb4 flashback episode

RANK THE SONGS FAGGOTS
http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/wjtcwa/sug-song-poll
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/bobs/ are PATHETIC

how do theoryfags and lorefags cope with the fact that the creators have no idea what they are doing and nothing is truly planned out and no reveal will ever be clever?

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>>85452983
We're back, baby!

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>>85452983

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/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

>>85453032
She needs to get laid

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>>85453032
Because you didn't give her a tip

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What happened?

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>>85453049
REAL ENDGAME

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pink diamond is hot

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>>85453055

>>85453044
Do you think onion would appreciate lappy's sadism?

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The /freaks/ come out at night.

>tfw our waifu is suffering incarnate

Feels bad, man.

>>85452983
Laptail or Yellowpis?

Yellowpiss

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>>85453077
As long as the episode is enjoyable i don't mind.
Even if i like the lore more then the SoL.

If it's legitimately bad like Sadie's Song that had the weakest sauce plot and story i won't really enjoy it.

>>85453094
Zuke happened

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>>85453095
WRONG AGAIN

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>>85453032
>Hates the plant she was imprisoned on
>Home fucking sucks
>Everyone in the galexy fucking wants you dead, all but a gem boy, and everyone expect you to 'be nice'
on other news, happy lappy

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Hooray for Lapis!

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>>85452983
Jane is literal worst girl if you think otherwise be sure to end your existence. That bean headed cunt isn't even cute, she's just frumpy and deserved what she got

>>85453042
I like this pic.

>>85453127
Someone needs to photoshop more tiny hats onto each of Jasper's horns.

>>85453111
>Jasper and Lapis are switching places
CALLING IT NOW
Lapis is a villian

>we will never see Peral fusion

So the current arrangement is

>Ruby: Left Guantlet (Canon)
>Eyeball: Knife (Canon)
>Doc: Breastplate
>Army: Left Pauldron
>Navy: ???
>Leggy: ???
>"Handy": Right Gauntlet
>"Shouldy": Right Pauldron

What do you guys think should fill the gaps?

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>people think Percy and Paulette are good together

>>85453042
Will there ever be another beach episode with the HW gems?

>>85453127
>The little top hat
Fucking adorable

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I want to service Jasper.

>>85453127
>jasperdog breathing into lapis' face

>>85453038
you got the pic of all the va

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>>85453127
"Sorry Jasper but there were 999 cures available and you were the 1000th gem corrupted"

>>85453095
>>85453127
kek

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>>85453195
Yeah you do

I need Opal/Garnet, please

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>>85453111
she'll get healed and be okay.... then she'll probably suffer some more before being okay again.... then she'll probably get shattered

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>>85453049
I don't see bismuth in there

how do you guys think the show will end desu

>>85453199
>she's trying to play it cool and ignore it to the best of her ability for the photo

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>>85451728
>Yearly Cycle 3999
>Tomorrow i turn 4000
>Tomorrow this little Rebellion ends.
>Blue and Yellow are watching me from me from that planet with its own asteroid belt...waiting.
>Iv never seen White make that face at me...such disappoinment in her eyes.
>It'll be another 3000 years before im allowed this opportunity again.
>The [REDACTED] has challenged me to a final duel on the battle field. I agreed to it much to the dismay of yellow.
>This is my Failiure, and it will be resolved by my own hands when i crush that quartz to dust and drain this planet dry.
>My pearl looks worried for me as i type this. She belives i will fail as well...perhaps..i will.
>I may be the first Diamond to fall in our empires history.
>This isnt how it was supposed to happen, this isnt how i wanted to be remembered.
>look at that. Im 4000 as of now.
i know this doesnt follow the 1000 year war canon but im just having fun with this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XClvMMxBg1k
Couldn't post this in time for last thread cause shitty internet

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>>85453230

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>>85453055
>SNOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRT

>>85453245
The show will end with centipeetle raping steven

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>>85453032
she haves the blues.

>yfw the inevitable final battle will be Steven fusion with Connie, Pearl, Amy, Garnet, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper and possibly Bismuth

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>>85453279

>>85453245
With singing and friendship

lapis' succs

>>85453087
PEARL needs to get laid. I don't think any amount of dicking would help Lapis.

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>>85453141
I want someone in the show to mess with Peridot's visor so bad.

Alright so
What if
>Pink Diamond was the youngest of the Diamonds, and relatively naive in her way of thinking
>She had been shown what to do on planets that were supposed to be under her control from her older sisters, they pointed out facts and little ways of making things easier
>Except all those worlds hadn't been populated by intelligent life
>So when PD gets to Earth, she finds humans who should've been in the Bronze age if the timeline for this universe is still close to ours
>PD isn't sure what to do, on the one hand she realizes these are creatures with feelings and intelligence, on the other she doesn't want to upset the other Diamonds.
>PD works around the humans at first, putting Rose in charge of keeping them from interfering.
>Eventually PD has to destroy a city or a village because it's a prime deposit site
>Rose is angered by this because at some point she came to value Human life as well, and starts her rebellion
>Throughout most of the war Pink Diamond has to deal with the Humans, the rebellion, and being in charge of her first planet
>Something happens where Rose is able to get close enough to PD to shatter her
>It's still up in the air if the other Diamonds cared for PD enough for this to be the reason why whatever caused the corruption bomb to go off.

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Would you fight for your country's leader, /sug/? Would you stay loyal to them until the end, even if they (and your home) had fallen?

God save the Queen.

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>>85453032
NO TIP FOR YOU

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DOWN ON YOUR MARROW BONES AND PRAY

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>>85453230
Follow-Up?
Y/N

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>>85453245

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>>85453195

We have /freaks/ and /bobs/, but what do we call peedlefags, perifags, etc

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>>85453336
I would fight for my Jasper

>>85453279
is amethyst's gem going to sit inside of bismuth's gem?

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>>85453279
>not (Steven) temple fusion, malachite, and the team's corrupted gem ally (Lion)

>>85453322
What about the Stevie Dicks?

Thats a Stevie Nicks joke

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Jasper redemption when?

>>85453150
>Lapis was among the diplomats at the blue court
>Lapis's first act upon being freed was drawing BD's sigil, claiming herself as a representative
>What kind of diplomat needs to be able to fly between galaxies in a matter of months without using a huge ship
>What kind of diplomat needs to be able to use an entire ocean as her weapon if it comes to it?
>Why is lapis hate herself so much just for imprisoning her abuser
>"I only see you when something terrible is happening"
>"That's just how it is with me"
>"All they care about is the earth, but I never believed in this place!"

>YFW Lapis Lazuli is the one who found Earth
>She was the one who brought homeworld to our doorstep
>Lapis Lazuli is responsible for the entire plot of the series

>>85453245
Steven Quartz sitting in his throne on Homeworld.

>>85453042
>the murdercock hones in on his next target

POST PEARL

>>85453260
What is this?

>>85453389
What does peri do?

>>85453098
>Blue Pearl went from Fluttershy 2.0 to reclusive muscle girl
YES!

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>>85453094
She moved in with Lapis

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>>85452983
>male:netorare

>>85453311
how many lazuli points ?

>>85453333
As many have pointed out, YDs comments about Earth, especially the
>What do YOU know about the EARTH!?
are painted into a new light with PDs death.

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>>85453397
does healed equal eventual redemption

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>>85453279
How dellusional do you have to be to think that Lapis will ever want to come in contact with the Woolie gem?

Daily reminder that you only browse /sug/ threads to distract yourself from the shitshow that is your life. :^)

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>>85453422

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>>85453111
>tfw your waifu is now a doggo with super aids

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>>85453397
Fucking soon

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Garnet's first fusion was kind of a mess, so maybe smoky quartz will get better eventually too, right?

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>>85453492
Shit happens, I guess

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>>85453429
Imagine what she can build with Gregmoney, all the time in the world, and her new powers

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>>85453462
>Liam being Amethyst and not Pearl
>Pat being Pearl and not Amethyst

>>85453279

The only inevitable thing is that the final boss is Black Diamond, a fusion of the three remaining diamonds. Their new symbol overlaps in the middle to form black.

>>85453513
It may have taken Garnet around 5000 years to unfuck her shit tho

>>85453455
Everybody has someone they care about.

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>>85453128
It's so much different for her than it was for Peri. If Peri wanted to get back to Homeworld, all she had to do was suck up to Yellow Diamond, and rat out the Crystal Gems, but she had grown to like them, and value the Earth. She had to choose between two things she liked and weigh them against each other.

Lapis by her own admission in season 1, never believed in this place and just wanted to be on Homeworld, only to find that the home she remembered was thousands of years gone when she returned. She is now trying to make the best of living on an alien planet, with another gem who had imprisoned her, and she had a grudge on, because the few individuals who have actually been nice to her in the scope of 5000 years are there.

>>85453346
y

>>85453513
She has different colors and a differrent outfit, but she didn't change in any way besides growing confidence

>>85453389

the top of the totem pole looks like centipeedle.

>>85453462
Cause by then they will all be one big happy family

>>85452983
Now I want Sour Cream to meet Lapis.

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>>85453569

>>85453593
delet this

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When our waifu comes back, she's better have a cape again.

>>85453568
I wonder if lapis actually likes Earth now, or does she just use human entertainment to distract her from all her issues.

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viva la revolucion

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Post sad Pearls. All Pearls welcome.

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>>85453422

can't. she's a little preoccupied at the moment.

>>85453609
Either they hit it off, or they try to kill each other

>>85453397
>>85453498
What do you guys think Jaspers original form looked like?

Do you think she was happier?

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How many scoops do i have to take to be stronger then the diamonds?
im going on 300 right now

>>85453606
It's the bird monster fusion from giant woman

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Less suffering for the bug girl please

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>>85453127
I laughed at the thumbnail but then i saw the tiny hat and lost my shit. Bravo

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>>85453606
It's more like this thing from Giant Woman

http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Bird

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Reminder that your theories are most likely shit and we've been horribly wrong MANY times.

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>>85453397
soon

>>85453591
My only gripe IS the outfit.

What are Navy and Leggy's weapons?

Did peridot fuck the doll?

>>85453632
she left it on the ship and then the ship exploded. it's probably in the ocean with peridot's limb enhancers and jasper's dignity

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>>85453593

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>>85453637
Here's a sad Pearl.

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>>85453637

>>85453373
Peedlefags - /bugs/
Perifags - /clods/

>>85453515

the thumbnail makes Jasper (Amethyst) look like she has an eyepatch

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IT'S ALWAYS FUSION!

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>>85453662

>>85453593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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>>85453637
your words, not mine

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>>85453697
>>85453697
da fuk

>>85453697
Well at least there's not a hole where the crotch is.

>>85453593
That's some expensive pizza

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>>85453645
I don't know but I bet she was beautiful and much happier

>>85453737
I will never not watch this video in its entirety when posted

Blue Diamond was on Earth to see to the end of the Rebellion. Which is where Garnet was born and Pearl was already a dangerous renegade.

Garnet and Pearl witnessed the shattering of Pink Diamond. Which was after the beginning of the rebellion.

Jasper was made in the middle of the war. Made for Pink Diamond. Has serious butthurt issues with Rose shattering Pink.

Eyeball was there to witness Pink being shattered.

Earth belongs to Pink.

Something doesn't make since with the timeline and events.

>>85453696
I know right, five dollars a slice? I could get a full pizza for only a couple dollars more where I live. Fucking highway robbery

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>>85453713
The next thing that'll come out of your mouth will be "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger." Isn't that right!?

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>>85449533
delivering on request tried the most I could do
might color tomorrow

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>>85453784
is this like a game to you now?

>>85453756
What if she had a skirt?

What if Pink Diamond just loved having all of those in her court dress in the most frilly fucking things imaginable.

>>85453762

drawfag idea:

Jasper is in a restaurant, and opens a menu and then wrecks the place when it says "Fusion Cuisine".

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>>85453127
Let me just fix that for you

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>>85453768
It can.

Blue was on Earth at a time when the war hadn't really began. The rebellion was really just Rose and Pearl.
The real fighting seems to have started 5,500 years ago.

>>85453809
no I'm just bored

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>>85453816
What kinda dress you want famnon?

>>85453645
has jasper ever poofed before?

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>>85453645
More care-free, less angry and butthurt all the time, and she would smile but only for Pink Diamond

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>>85453836

>>85453358
is that jasper?

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>>85453836

>>85453768
Most likely Japser was made as Pink's soldier, but she was long shattered after Jasper came out, she just has a lot of resentment because she never got to meet and server her Diamond.

Blue most likely came to Earth to either oversee it, or maybe take control of it since Pink was gone.

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POST BEST SHIP

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>>85453836
Oh wait the Bismuth bubble got fucked up

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Bob's bobs

>>85452983
So there was a dumb theory about Connie being part gem because of BDs mural. What if Connie's mom voices BD as well? Though that could be stretching it.

NO JOHNNY NO! ;o;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhz9PCbnkkQ

>>85453877
but eyeball was asking "jasper" to give the rundown on what happened to pink diamond

it could be that jasper came out in time to serve under PD, but kicked into overdrive once PD got shattered

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A call to all, pay heed the squall
Turn your sails toward home

The sea be ours, and by the powers
where we will, we'll roam

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This is the broke gem.

>>85453836
OH SHIT IT"S THE REALITY_WARPER

>>85453905
Lapenis

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>>85453633
"I just feel trapped" psshhhh
"I just feel trapped" psshhhh
"I just feel trapped" psshhhh

She does seem to like learning about Earth hairstyles though.

>>85453037
if nuRainbow Quartz came out looking similar to this id be O K with that

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>>85453887
you got it boss

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>>85453857

>>85453633
probably the latter

it's like she's stuck living in a rundown apartment with roommates she didn't choose because her old neighborhood got demolished and gentrified

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>>85453037
leak

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LOVE ZUKE
PROTECT ZUKE
ZUKE DID NOTHING WRONG
JUSTICE FOR ZUKE
PRAISE ZUKE

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>>85453905
Jasper's tatas

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I want to hug Jasper.

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>>85453074
/earls/ are defective

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>>85453935
>every episode Lapis has a new hair style
>Everyone continues on as if nothings wrong

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>>85453836
the hat on jasper's horn

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Steven, I could show you how to be strong in the real way.

I'm sorry, it's late.

>>85454012
Is lapis scratching her junk

>>85453897
>that top hat on Monster Jasper's horn

>>85453887
>those arms

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>>85454000
Okay but WHY did you save that to your porn folder?

What's the worst episode and why is it Sadie's song?

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>>85453633
She doesn't really like it nor dislike it, she's just willing to explore it and give it a try. She only cares about the leaves

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>>85452983
Why is she so lewd?

>>85454083
....Floor tiles

>>85454097
Terrible story, plot, and resolution that didn't amount to the character of focus's problem.

>>85454097
the worst episode is the upcoming connie shit

>>85453905
>Gems have no gender, just feminine for some reason
>Many Gems possess feminine bodies, but no actual female biological features, some have their chests on full display but nothing resembling breasts
>Then you have other Gems that actually do have tits
>Not to mention capable of giving birth
THESE GEMS ARE CONFUSING ME

How many /bugs/ existed before monster reunion?

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>>85453036
>Connie leaves out the current mass mass extinction
http://www.biologicaldiversity.org/programs/biodiversity/elements_of_biodiversity/extinction_crisis/
>she including how already killed off most megafauna and changed our environment well before the gems
http://www.livescience.com/46081-humans-megafauna-extinction.html
>she forgot to mention how overpopulation is looming over us
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/human-overpopulation-still-an-issue-of-concern/
>And resources are already running low
http://monthlyreview.org/2013/01/01/global-resource-depletion/

We to worry much more about ourselves after the diamonds (if they aren't worried about us)
Connie needs to study her happenings

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>>85454040

>>85454043
She's not used to wearing anything down there

>>85454097
Because "muh progressive fat boy in a dress and makeup"

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>>85453436
I think this picture says it all

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>>85453037
If Smoky is an insecure jokester, what would Rainbow Quartz be like?

>>85454097
Introduces and solves a useless problem in the same episode, introduces a character that was already introduced, 100% no magic involved, retarded ending, mediocre song.

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>>85454108
Ultimate degeneracy

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>>85453352
Greg drove his van into my heart, too ;-;

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>>85453322
Lapis is the kind of girl to act like she needs dick but will cry during sex

>>85454145
/freaks/
/bugs/
&
/bobs/

>>85453935
I doubt shes learning about hairstyles, I just don't think she combs her hair when she crawls out of her bed of misery

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>>85453935
>Earth hairstyles

I'm pretty sure she was reading a weeb manga or some shit.

You can see it in earlier episodes too

>>85454192
Its just sex hair anon.

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I want to lick a lemon pearl.

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>>85454145
I was here.

Back then, they called us peetlefags

>>85453045
Onion is earth's wild card when the diamonds finally invade.

>>85453887
fuck off nobody wants you here

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>>85454210
I want to see hot gem on gem action

>>85454145
I was a /bug/ since Gem Glow anon.

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fresh oc

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>>85453897
And now its Pearlfect

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>>85454142
They are female anons.

Word of god says otherwise, of course, but Matt's statements about there never being a male gem in the show says otherwise.

>>85453647
Your humanity is showing you need more scoops. To beat the Diamonds you have to do whatever it takes right babe? Right babe?

>>85454142
rose was only able to conceive because of her healing ability and because she's pink diamond

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>>85454246
Okay

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>>85454264
this is pretty damn good anon

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Reminder.

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>>85454222
I want to reprogram all three Pearls to think I'm their diamond or some shit so they never stop bothering me about stuff

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>>85453803
>Urgh, Fusion is a Cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger!

Uh-!

>>85454201
It belonged to Amethyst, she was reading it in some early season 2 episodes and as late as Crack the Whip


Not sure why lapis has it now

>>85453045
The death of all life and the eternal torture of all souls.

>>85453593
Does anybody have the one with the pepperoni

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Reminder that any and all posts not containing Jasper related discussion are SICK

>>85454304
Probably gave it to peri as a gift or something

>>85454301
This would've been funnier if I hadn't lost that tutorial to make magic hidden thumbnail pictures.

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>>85454145
They existed

People drew fanart of an uncorrupted peetle after Monster Buddies.

To be fair we dont even know what she looks like yet fully uncorrupted.

>>85454293
We are basically a /trash/ thread at this points, but the mods don't need to know.
shhhhhhhhhhh

Question from a DnD geek, but how would fusion work properly in a DnD setting while still keeping true to the idea of fusion shown in the show?

Keep in mind, my idea was instead of them having to be gems, they would instead have to use a magical item that did so

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>>85454239
:(

>>85453768

We know that Blue Diamond's gems largely oversee diplomatic operations. Pink probably wasn't the diplomatic type (or someone was getting pissy that Pink was letting one of her Quartzes and a renegade Pearl fuck shit up) and sent in Blue and her squad to resolve the issue.

Only it didn't work, the rebellion picked up steam, and eventually war were declared. This lead to Pink being shattered.

There's nothing wrong with the timeline.

>>85454097
idk man, i think bcd managed to one up sadies song in the suck department

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>>85453637
Poor Pearl

Couldn't fight the bards naturally high charisma and majestic hair.

Do you think Steven will have a chance to confront Rose about what she did?

Maybe he gets poofed and is able to talk to her in the void or a mirror of Rose's room

>>85454372
we can venture a guess from comparing her drawings to her face structure

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>>85454276
A hammer
https://youtu.be/_XzJodPr3v0

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>>85454030
NO! My meme got stolen!

OT: Goddamn it. Why does Jasper's story break my heart more than the others. ;_; All those Metal Gear Solid games make really sad for the painful lone soldier type, especially veteran heroes.

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>>85454455
Goddamn that'd be heavy shit.

I'd love that though.

Nice double dubs

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>>85454284
yes. good.

>>85454455
Steven can't get poofed, his body his flesh and blood, not made of light. I expect at some point though he'll tap into his gem's power, and it will connect him to his mother for a brief moment to talk to her.

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>>85454495
wait what, what's happening?

We having a coup d'etat?

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>>85454363
zuke got nuked

>>85454495
WHAT

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>>85453117
>tfw they could juke the zuke.

>>85454495
>milwaukee

what else is new

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>>85454495

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>>85454516

>>85454455
Steven not having any way of talking to her and having to discover things about her through secondhand sources and having to paint his own picture of what she was like is a pretty significant part of the show, so I don't think they'll use a plot device to have him actually meet her.

Or at least they wouldn't if they were smart.

>>85454495
Thanks for the tip.

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>>85454495
>Minnesota will go red this year

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>>85454012
>>85454363
What happened to Zuke?

Did she get in trouble for throwing a shitfit over the leaks?

>>85454394
I never ventured past 3.5E, but I would assume, based on the show, you'd add the stats together, apply the new proper bonuses (to reflect the fact fusions are more than the sum of their two+ parts) and go from there.

And up their size (effecting the armor class as such) for each part of the fusion. Two medium become a large, two large become the next size, etc.

There'd need to be more tinkering on the idea than I have right now.

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Pearl abuse? Pearl abuse

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What does /sug/ think?

>>85454201
It pretty clearly looks like a fashion magazine.

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>>85454012
Can't juke the Zuke

>>85454568
i agree

it's probably a big risk if rose starts awakening, because she might unconsciously try to reform from inside steven

>>85454394
It would be kind of a nightmare to balance in terms of fitting all the themes of SU, but the general idea could be used if you get liberal with certain areas.

For one thing, try to go the extra mile and make the fusions unique, not just a mash up of two characters.

This will be harder on the DM but will be overall healthier for the campaign and make it less powergameable with just the two strongest PCs with god tier classes forming together to essentially make a 3.5 Gestalt Character.

Hardest part would probably be if two PCs fused who controls the fusion and what are they like? What does the other player do while the other is fighting?

>>85454363
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE

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>>85454495
>Milwaukee wasn't fucked to begin with

>>85454634
it pretty clearly looks like a manga volume. obvious anime eyes + volume number

no fashion magazine has volume numbers that low, or publish in a thick, small hardcover

>>85454626
someone got shot again

>>85454626
Bismuth is on the loose

>>85454394

What... do you mean like, stat-wise?

My D&D group used to run a Planescape setting and I played an Awakened Greatsword that would basically stack all of his stat bonuses and feats on top of whomever was currently holding him. The longer he was in contact with a player, the more his alignment and personality would mix with theirs until they started having to make WIS checks to keep from being subsumed.

>>85454690
Wiki also agrees it's a manga

http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_Objects/Media

>>85454644
have them both suggest what action they want the fusion to take, and their responses to certain big events. if they are different enoguh, or there's any argument, then roll to see if the fusion becomes unstable and breaks. otherwise, they do the thing

for example, combat actions are probably going to have consensus, but diplomatic actions may cause inner turmoil

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>>85454566
i have an entire folder of this shit

>>85454644
>>85454595
>>85454735
>>85454751

I was actually sorta going by the shows logic of having the fusion be made up of shared feelings both users have like Smokey Quartz child like behavior with Amethyst and Steven or Garnet on how both gems love each other unconditionally so there fusion is balanced

I was also putting that the more connected both players are game wise the more stable the fusion to prevent power-gaming "jaspers" from creating stable fusions.

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>>85454720
kek

She really is a personification of BLM/Black Panthers the more I think about it.

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>>85454720
#DicksOutForBismuth

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>>85453245
Open Book, season 1
>Connie "All the books leading up to this seemed to be taking on and subverting these ...tropes
>"but in the end, none of that even mattered!"
>"rebels challenging the stifling traditions of the magical bureaucracy"
>"turns into a human and they get married!?"
>"dropped all the anti-authoritarian stuff"

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>>85454284

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>>85454720
Quick ! hide your innocent doritos

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>>85454403
fuck off nobody wants you here

I just wanted to talk about gems.

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http://imgur.com/a/11C3M
hey everyone, im taking requests for drawings to be drawn in low crappy quality (as the album above). so hit me up with those requests

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when will Opal return? also thanks to the drawfriend that drew my "evil opal" request last night

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>>85454805
Don't be so tsun Lapis-san

Someone post the fuckin /co/ into /pol/ simpsons shit

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>>85454779
#DicksoutforBismuth

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>>85454828
start talking about gems then.

Lead by example you dummy

>>85454833
Peridot doing Lapis's hair as she reads that hair mag at the end of kindergarden kid

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>>85454805
Fuck off, cunt

i want bismuth to come back and meet lapis, and have them both recognize each other. for all that happened, bismuth is probably why lapis got stuck in the mirror in the first place, and she might remember who poofed her

>>85454833
Try hard to make a good Jasper

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best gem

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>>85454815
:(

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Oppai Connie, yea or nay?

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>>85454833
Draw Steven similar to Bobby Hill in the pic on the right! Make sure to make Steven look extra Bobby!

>>85454873
which episode was this again?

>>85454918
But Steven is clearly an ass man

>>85454933
The Return

>>85454097
the entire episode was an excuse to get steven in a dress on a stage and singing.

literal trash

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>>85454903

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>>85454372
Oh, I remember those pictures
You all were a creepy bunch
Come to think of it you still are

>>85454933
The Return

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>Every character has a sob story

>Don't care about a single one of them

>Jasper relates her story to the audience.

>Weeping buckets.

H-how did this happen to me?!

>>85454768
That sounds pretty good, though once again you'll probably want to work out with the players what makes their fusion so special and why they would want to use it.

There's nothing wrong with just a power boost but ideally the DM will want to offer something a bit more than the draw of fusion, something that the characters don't have access to normally.

Should probably also ask what edition you are thinking about doing this for, some editions would be easier than others to do this with. Don't do it in 3.5.

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>>85454903
Sorry guys, I posted the wrong image.