Batman: I need to kill this talking dog for the good of mankind

>>85429605
For some reason, I remember there being a joke involving Batman and that dog but it was before BvS came out.

>>85429605
No, BATMAN, you must rape the Joker for the good of mankind. You MUST.

>>85429605
MARTHAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>>85429684
SHOCKERRRRRR!

ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!

>>85429605
>10 minutes later

Batman: Here's where you'll live from now on. It's my secret hideout. Do you know what a secret is, Martha?

Martha: Sure do! A secret is something I don't say until I'm sure nobody can stop me!

Batman: *raises eyebrow*

Martha: Just joking! A secret is something only YOU want others to know.

Batman: Good. Your moniker will be "Oracle 2". You can learn all you need from the internet.

>>85430086
Oracle 2 sounds kinda lazy

>>85429605
Batman, you must lick my balls for the good of mankind.

Lick. My. Balls.

I saw this movie in Japan and the words Martha (マーサ) and mother (マザー) are pronounced very similarly. It sounded even stupider to them and because I was the only white person in the theater people kept looking at me and screaming "Martha" and "mother" interchangeably, teasing me. Soon several teenage boys surrounded me doing the rapid-fire pelvic thrust dance typical to the region, continuing to yell and scream "Martha" over and over until I either left or blacked out. And guess which one I picked...

>>85430086
>You can learn all you need from the internet.
Is this really such a good idea? Imagine a talking dog constantly annoying you with Harambe memes, randomly shouting "gas the kikes race war now" or singing Moonman songs.

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>>85430526
But anon...

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>>85430384

>>85430501
Neither because this didn't happen

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Don't worry we got some one to do that for you